Speaker 1: Start a dot up. Start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn buys that data. They making noise data dot up
Speaker 1: Episode two oh three, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We're getting
Speaker 1: that so close to so close. Just a few more yea.
Speaker 1: You know what, if we started doing two a day,
Speaker 1: we'll be there in no time. Actually, you know what
Speaker 1: if we started doing two a week. Let's be realistic.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna be real to a day, let's let's
Speaker 1: do two a week. We're not doing a two weeks?
Speaker 1: Why not? Do you know my boys can barely handle
Speaker 1: the one? Oh? Come on, what are you trys? I'm
Speaker 1: sitting in my basement. I'm freezing right now. Don't you
Speaker 1: have any heat? Not in the basement. Why not? Because
Speaker 1: you make me turn off the heat, remember, because it
Speaker 1: makes too much noise in the A lot of noise,
Speaker 1: A lot of noise. You should have an h VAC
Speaker 1: system like I do. Okay, you mean I should move
Speaker 1: into an apartment with one bathroom in one bedroom, sound
Speaker 1: system built into the You save a lot of money
Speaker 1: that way. I'm sure there's HVAC systems and houses. I
Speaker 1: just don't have one. My house has heat that comes
Speaker 1: to the vents. Old school. So the unit that heats
Speaker 1: the house is in the basement. I don't you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on with my car,
Speaker 1: but I hadn't turned the heat on in a while,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it just smelled like a
Speaker 1: roasting something. It was like coming out of the vents.
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, talk about a musty uh smell. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess stuff builds up, you know. The people say
Speaker 1: it could be dried dried leaves, um, you know, other
Speaker 1: you know, just awful dustiness or maybe even a mouse.
Speaker 1: They say that sometimes rodents get stuck in your engine
Speaker 1: or whatever and they come through the vents. I guess
Speaker 1: that can happen. Sure. Well you know, um, I heard
Speaker 1: a scream in my house, uh a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: So uh, we have um a bathroom upstairs on the
Speaker 1: top floor. It's a split level house, so it's not
Speaker 1: like it's a big house. It's different levels. And on
Speaker 1: the top level is my where my kid's bedrooms are,
Speaker 1: and they have a bathroom that to that. Like we
Speaker 1: we we put an addition on the house that has
Speaker 1: a bathroom for them. And one of one of my
Speaker 1: daughters is in Europe, studying for her masters, and one
Speaker 1: of my daughters is away at college. And one of
Speaker 1: my daughters doesn't like that bathroom. She likes to use
Speaker 1: the bathroom in the in the master bedroom, right in
Speaker 1: our in our room, because it's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: walk in again, not fancy, it just is a walk Second,
Speaker 1: she uses the bathroom in the master bedroom. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: That room is off limits. Well, I don't use that
Speaker 1: bathroom because I used the bathroom in the hallway of
Speaker 1: the bedrooms because I get up so early, so I use.
Speaker 1: I feel like the whole thing is backwards. I it does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have whatever, So because I can't get I can't
Speaker 1: I wake everybody up for going. It doesn't matter. So really,
Speaker 1: my middle kid is the only one that uses the
Speaker 1: bathroom upstairs. Well, she was away at college, you know,
Speaker 1: since I mean, she hasn't really used that since September
Speaker 1: she was home. But whatever, it's been a couple of
Speaker 1: shouldn't it. This shouldn't have happened in a few months
Speaker 1: that she's been away. But when she went to shower,
Speaker 1: I guess the water had like sat for a while.
Speaker 1: And I oh, also because of the backup we had
Speaker 1: in the when the plumbing and everything, the water must
Speaker 1: have backed up and it came out black. Oh does
Speaker 1: she run it first though? Before she gets did she did?
Speaker 1: She wasn't under the water she was putting. She turned
Speaker 1: the water onto, like adjusted the temperature, and the water
Speaker 1: came out black, like in a horror movie, like like
Speaker 1: picture was like soot. Black water coming out. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like it was like oil, like we
Speaker 1: had struck oil in the house. I know some people
Speaker 1: will just go into the shower, just turn the water
Speaker 1: on after most people don't remember a long time ago,
Speaker 1: I learned my lesson with that. Remember when y but
Speaker 1: he used to live with me. He used to play
Speaker 1: pranks on me. So one day, when I wasn't looking,
Speaker 1: he unscrewed my shower head, put some bully on cubes
Speaker 1: in there, which is used to make soup, screwed it
Speaker 1: back on, and then waited patiently. And then I was
Speaker 1: of the habit of you know, because the water always
Speaker 1: comes on perfectly every time, and I'm always in a rush. Yeah, exactly. Well,
Speaker 1: I turned the water on while I was in it,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, this like beef soup started
Speaker 1: or chicken noodle soup started coming out of my fucking
Speaker 1: spigott or the whatever you call that thing, the spout,
Speaker 1: the spouse, the fosse, the shower heads, shower. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: called it a spigott. You call it a spigott. No,
Speaker 1: a spiggott is like the side of your house where
Speaker 1: you get water from. Fast spigot sounds like a filthy word.
Speaker 1: Sounds like as you banned it should be. Yeah, the dude,
Speaker 1: you don't use that word. I liked what you say.
Speaker 1: One at one time when I wasn't looking as if
Speaker 1: they were like if you were looking, and he did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was looking and he had the bull you on Cuban,
Speaker 1: and I forgot right this one time. I wasn't looking
Speaker 1: at this one time. It wasn't one time. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so gross stuff that comes out of your pipes and stuff.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't know how you lived with
Speaker 1: him to begin with because he's unusual character. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I you know me, I have a long fuse. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: joking exactly. There you go, there's the joke. So Andy
Speaker 1: Elvis referenced today on the Fifty Minute Morning Show podcast,
Speaker 1: today being January two, Wait, what did I miss? What?
Speaker 1: What did he referenced nothing about my long long fue. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because not your long fusees, because you don't have one,
Speaker 1: because I've seen it. But um, you were trying to
Speaker 1: lift your leg up to show flexible you are, and
Speaker 1: you were saying how Sam's trainer said you're flexible, and
Speaker 1: you said, yeah, I'm really flexible for uh, for someone
Speaker 1: of my of my stature. Uh. And and so that's
Speaker 1: when I said, I said, uh, yeah, you're flexible. You
Speaker 1: try to st your own d You didn't hear me
Speaker 1: said that you slipped one in there on me your past,
Speaker 1: and I didn't even hear that one. Yeah, I got people,
Speaker 1: people hear it. You just sit on you just sit
Speaker 1: on the couch there and do plumbing plumbing problems with
Speaker 1: David Brodie. That's right. My new podcast Plumbing problems probably
Speaker 1: listening plumbing problems. There's an ask for every chair. I
Speaker 1: guarantee that would get listeners. I mean, there's a podcast
Speaker 1: for everything. People are listening to this bullshit. Yeah, although
Speaker 1: we we don't specify in anything other than in basilic
Speaker 1: em basilic uh behavior in basilic behavior, in basilic episodic behavior,
Speaker 1: in basilic episodic Yeah, I like that. But but but if
Speaker 1: you think about it, Brodie, you know, there are a
Speaker 1: lot of topics out there for for podcasts. If you
Speaker 1: could think of it, there's a podcast that specialized is
Speaker 1: in it. We don't really specialize, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: We don't specialize in in a specific It's not like
Speaker 1: car chat, you know. But there are there are things
Speaker 1: that are dedicated just to aliens, just to us. Just
Speaker 1: like I keep thinking we should either change the title
Speaker 1: or just start talking about a true crime and murder
Speaker 1: well because those are the ones that get the most
Speaker 1: listened apparently. Yeah, like the Brooklyn Boys Talk Murder. We
Speaker 1: had like an offshoot podcast or once a month the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys we give our take on a murder case.
Speaker 1: And it's more like, you know, what was that? What
Speaker 1: was the fucking idiot doing out on the street that
Speaker 1: late at night? You know, like I would take as
Speaker 1: Brooklyn guys, you know, oh that guy, he probably saw
Speaker 1: something shouldn't have seen. Maybe he said something you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said. What are you slam the victim victim blaming
Speaker 1: podcast victim blaming? Why? Why why was she in that dress?
Speaker 1: I want to know why people carrying that much money
Speaker 1: on him, they hear me on for a second. Why
Speaker 1: do people love that so much? I mean those are
Speaker 1: the top podcast to top top listeners. We you know,
Speaker 1: if you ever look at the tops of the you know, Spotify,
Speaker 1: I Heart Playlists, Apple, whatever it is, they always are
Speaker 1: these these crime, true crime spoken word podcasts. And I
Speaker 1: always thought that that's a medium that you have to see,
Speaker 1: you know, reenactments of murder scenes or people just like
Speaker 1: them because they're similar to ghost studio shows, like creepy
Speaker 1: old radio shows like ghost stories. Yeah, yeah, I understand
Speaker 1: why people like it. I'm just saying we should start
Speaker 1: doing it, that's all. Yeah, speaking of the charts, scary.
Speaker 1: Speaking of doing it, I'm like, uh, we get an
Speaker 1: email weekly for all of our podcasts through the iHeart
Speaker 1: Media Empire, and so Brooklyn Boys, we moved up three spots.
Speaker 1: We are now number on Apple podcasts. Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: number one six. Yeah, tell me the country for comedy
Speaker 1: podcasts and in in Uruguay Uruguay, I think it's Uruguay.
Speaker 1: You're Uguay, No, you're you go, You're Aguay. I go mine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you're a You're a big fucking Guay.
Speaker 1: That's what you are you're excuse me, but sad news
Speaker 1: slices sad news where we following off the charts. We
Speaker 1: are down two spots to number two oh eight in Honduras.
Speaker 1: I gotta believe. I think you said something that must
Speaker 1: have offended from Oh my god, you're fleming. Oh you're
Speaker 1: also cutting a cough. You're also cutting in and out?
Speaker 1: Am I? Yeah, but you're good now, I guess at
Speaker 1: the moment. Well, let me let me check the old
Speaker 1: the WiFi. Make sure I'm on the on the good one.
Speaker 1: You make sure you're the guy. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think you're on the ship one. Now I'm on
Speaker 1: the good one. Thanks face. Okay, uh so listen, we
Speaker 1: got a couple of voicemails, only a couple that I
Speaker 1: wanted to play for later on, or we can play
Speaker 1: him right now if you want right up front. Also,
Speaker 1: do you have that commercial I sent you three times?
Speaker 1: I asked you to load through for like a month now.
Speaker 1: They said it was an email. Well, if you asked
Speaker 1: me three times, I didn't put it in. What makes
Speaker 1: you think I would have it down? But do you
Speaker 1: have it now? I don't think I do. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you talking about? You know the worst I
Speaker 1: sent it to you. I said, hey, look out for
Speaker 1: that audio. I send you an email? Maybe not all right? Slice?
Speaker 1: Is that tually you to know which one of his
Speaker 1: kids about you? Wait a second, hold on it, Dick,
Speaker 1: I think I loaded it. This is the the one
Speaker 1: that Scotty sent me then I sent you Send it again.
Speaker 1: I'll play it right from I have it my phone
Speaker 1: connected to my bluetooth, so we could we could play
Speaker 1: it right over the Oh, so I have to I
Speaker 1: have to find the send me, send me an email,
Speaker 1: send you it? Oh, send me an email? Right? Are
Speaker 1: you're doing? Send me an angel? So? Are you doing?
Speaker 1: Real life? Old school eighties nineties song? Please load for book?
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys, I send it. The last time I sent
Speaker 1: it to you was January t all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send it then I'll have it then January tent. I'll
Speaker 1: just look, but you should just look. I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: again because apparently what you gotta fix this echo what
Speaker 1: I don't hear it? Delayer is an echoy delayed you delayed?
Speaker 1: Guarantee yes, because I hear me coming back in your headphones,
Speaker 1: and it's coming back so late like that. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna fix that and come right back scary and rody. Alright,
Speaker 1: I think we're fixed now. Okay, do you have the
Speaker 1: audio email? Yeah? I got it. Okay, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to explain this commercial. They took the name of
Speaker 1: the was it the company name, and then they made
Speaker 1: every word they said rhyme with the company name or something.
Speaker 1: It's just the worst. They're not a sponsor of ours.
Speaker 1: The worst commercial I've heard in a while, except the
Speaker 1: new shop right commercial does similar. We should probably get
Speaker 1: that for next week. Have you heard that? Yes, the
Speaker 1: can can commercial? Yes, that one. And then there's another
Speaker 1: commercial that's really annoying. It's like, who's got the sauce?
Speaker 1: That's from the sauce. She's got the sauce, They got
Speaker 1: the sauce. Yeah, that's a bounty paper towel commercial talking
Speaker 1: about the sauce. He got the sauce. No, it's who
Speaker 1: made the sauce. That's a song, is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's a song by n A I with some dots
Speaker 1: over at k A called sauce. Let me see if
Speaker 1: I could play here on my computer? Who's got the sauce? Hey?
Speaker 1: Hold on? So so there's a whole like this part
Speaker 1: right here, the actual rhythmic song who Knew by a
Speaker 1: very attractive woman with long hair. I don't want to mistake.
Speaker 1: So many say she's of an ethnicity. I can't determine.
Speaker 1: Why do they put so so? Wait? But Bounty picked
Speaker 1: that up as like someone spilled sauce. Is that right?
Speaker 1: It's something it's the Bounty commercialists, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: it's like it's just it picks up sauce. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's like they try to make some kind of important point.
Speaker 1: But it's a real song because I looked up where
Speaker 1: is that from? And it's a Nika Nike is her name?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, it's got two million views since
Speaker 1: March of last year, and I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: how that works into the lyrics of the rest of
Speaker 1: the song. I could look it up. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: what that is. But I'll tell you one thing. We
Speaker 1: should play that too. Yeah, but we're talking about him.
Speaker 1: So obviously these are successful ad campaigns because things like
Speaker 1: the shop right can Cant song and the Sauce song
Speaker 1: and Shop Right song the Can't Can't So the songs
Speaker 1: do that dot that that that you can't can't dance
Speaker 1: with my larger point pick up their dresses and they do, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: But the point they do a sale on can vegetables
Speaker 1: hand goods, right and they so they used to do
Speaker 1: the can can song. Then they took it away and
Speaker 1: people got upset because they after like forty years, they
Speaker 1: got rid of it. And now the commercial is they
Speaker 1: double everything that rhymes the word can. Oh, I have
Speaker 1: a planed plan to drive my van van down to
Speaker 1: the store to get can cans and oh yeah, man man.
Speaker 1: But again we are they're sitting here talking about it,
Speaker 1: so obviously these are good campaigns. Check. Yeah, they listen,
Speaker 1: but it's top of mind. I mean, okay, shop right
Speaker 1: there you go. We'll give you that one. The bounty commercial.
Speaker 1: I recalled it just from the name. I mean, as
Speaker 1: annoying as it is, I couldn't have told you the product.
Speaker 1: And I hate that commercial everything, And we're about to
Speaker 1: play one right now that also does something really any
Speaker 1: what's the product? What's the client? You know? I don't either.
Speaker 1: I don't either. Well then maybe it's not an effective
Speaker 1: marketing campaign. Right, So if you guys have heard this commercial,
Speaker 1: before on the radio in the morning or whatever, and
Speaker 1: you hate it. We apologize now. But the point is
Speaker 1: someone got paid a lot of money to come up
Speaker 1: with this, and some woman is telling people how she's
Speaker 1: in this commercial and they hired hard to have the
Speaker 1: most annoying voice. Okay, here we go here here it
Speaker 1: is as this ever, I'll hop into you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that sounds Spaha millier.
Speaker 1: We're AH and AH attorneys at La HA and we
Speaker 1: jack to subpar sparkling water. Every kind of AH features
Speaker 1: a two and one flaw hover like lime and what
Speaker 1: hotter melon? Because we never settle, we spa hardal So
Speaker 1: just say those mahagic words. Canna get in Ah. Well, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it before, but I mean I've
Speaker 1: heard the commercial, but I will say I think the
Speaker 1: I think the product is AHA water, a h A
Speaker 1: water or something like that, sparkling water, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: ah faut water or for hot for hot water, for
Speaker 1: hot water, for heart water. Thank you. The problem with
Speaker 1: the commercial, in my mind not only is the commercial,
Speaker 1: but played again and listen how long it takes before
Speaker 1: they say the name of the product, so you understand
Speaker 1: what they're doing. And first time I heard this commercial,
Speaker 1: by the way, I will tell you, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a parody commercial done from your your comedian, that
Speaker 1: it was a joke. I thought it was a joke
Speaker 1: spoof spoof commercial. Yeah, so what it's okay? If they
Speaker 1: had said, uh, and now a word about AHA water, okay,
Speaker 1: And by the way, this is not some secretive ad
Speaker 1: that we're doing that, we're no, this is not this
Speaker 1: is not a planted commercial. This is just bullshit they
Speaker 1: had said, and now a word from the attorneys of
Speaker 1: Aha sparkling Water. Then you go, okay, they're doing an
Speaker 1: Aha thing. But listen how long it takes? Well, you're going,
Speaker 1: why are they doing that to establish it? Did they
Speaker 1: get hit in the head or kicked by a mule?
Speaker 1: What's going on? As this ever, I'll hop into you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that
Speaker 1: sounds Baha Mili and attorneys at La Hall and were
Speaker 1: jack to subpar sparkling water. Every can of AH features
Speaker 1: a two and one flahaver like lime and what hotter melon?
Speaker 1: Because at ah And we never settled. First of all,
Speaker 1: we after the twelfth one talked about a can of
Speaker 1: AH by the way, they set up sparkling water in
Speaker 1: the very beginning, so but they didn't say it was
Speaker 1: AH sparkling water. So they made the AHA verbage. But
Speaker 1: about a dozen times before they tell you what they're doing.
Speaker 1: In this case, normally I'd say yes, that would be
Speaker 1: bad for the commercial, But in this case, Bertie, I
Speaker 1: do think that it gets the point across. And I
Speaker 1: think that I hate you well, I agree, agree to disagree,
Speaker 1: but I like that commercial. You hate it. I hate it,
Speaker 1: but I hate to love it BC. But now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna remember AHA sparkling water. And we're not even you're
Speaker 1: gonna remember because we talked about it on the podcast
Speaker 1: the Ba Baja podcast the podcast the podcast. No I
Speaker 1: I remember. I'm gonna remember it because it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: But I think it does the job. I think it works.
Speaker 1: I do think you know what it is. I think
Speaker 1: you know the product from being drilled into your head
Speaker 1: because I think I think a million times. No, I
Speaker 1: think the average person is going to tune it out
Speaker 1: and not even listen to what the product is. They're
Speaker 1: just gonna go, oh, it's like the cars for Kids thing.
Speaker 1: We all know cars for Kids because it's the most
Speaker 1: annoying jingle and ever ever written. But I won't donate
Speaker 1: my car to them. I'm not going to encourage them
Speaker 1: in that jingle. I'm not gonna do Nope, why not.
Speaker 1: I donated a car once. I didn't give it to them. Wow,
Speaker 1: So you you did it to spite them because of
Speaker 1: the bad commercial. I didn't spite them. I didn't just
Speaker 1: give up my car and go like, oh funk them,
Speaker 1: I'll give it to somebody else. I just was like,
Speaker 1: looking at list of place a second doing in my car,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm not giving it to them. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm sure they do good work, but I
Speaker 1: can't encourage that jingle. So we got a couple of voicemails.
Speaker 1: Feel free, by the way, don't be shy. The phone
Speaker 1: number call our hotline at two one eight F you ape.
Speaker 1: That's two one eight F you s now. You may
Speaker 1: not understand the letters to UH number conversion, but that
Speaker 1: would be two eight three. Well. Some people don't know,
Speaker 1: but they don't know how to use it. They don't
Speaker 1: know how to understand. They don't know what it means
Speaker 1: to put the letters in the numbers together like that, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the number. I'm gonna bee letters
Speaker 1: are on your phone three eight two h h T
Speaker 1: two three seven seven. We talked about this on the
Speaker 1: podcast a long time ago. How when you you give
Speaker 1: out the words like it's it's for like radio and
Speaker 1: TV ads, it's easier to remember, right, you just give
Speaker 1: out like younger people don't use the digits on the phone.
Speaker 1: They don't even realize there are letters under the numbers.
Speaker 1: That's how some people are. I guarantee you that my
Speaker 1: you know, my nephews don't know. This is like when
Speaker 1: we had our moms on and we said they didn't
Speaker 1: know what w tf men, I kids when your friends
Speaker 1: with kids about like five year olds, My kids no letters?
Speaker 1: I think if if Mike they know. But they don't
Speaker 1: know that there are letters on the phone pad. They
Speaker 1: just see they see numbers. They don't see the letters
Speaker 1: underneath them. They're invisible to people. I don't think they're invisible. Okay,
Speaker 1: some people don't know. They don't know that there are
Speaker 1: numbers there. There are letters under the numbers on a
Speaker 1: phone pad. That's all anyway, our phone numbers two on
Speaker 1: eight seventy seven. We have a couple of voicemails that
Speaker 1: want to play. This guy decided to do too because
Speaker 1: he didn't think the first one went through. But uh,
Speaker 1: they're both pretty funny. I guess this is Uh, both
Speaker 1: of them were encouraging the Well no, well this is
Speaker 1: the area code seven one seven, he's already got cut off.
Speaker 1: That's your that's your Lancaster area, like Lancaster, Lancaster. Our
Speaker 1: friends at FT story. I'm a truck driver d for
Speaker 1: Giants through stores early right now and Virginia and uh
Speaker 1: yeah that commercial bullshit, just say, you know, want the show,
Speaker 1: but a big show. Wait if what commercials you referencing?
Speaker 1: Oh oh he's still Carson, He's still going. So then
Speaker 1: he calls back, he's I'll tell you, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what he's referenced in a second. Here Harry Brodie Brodie
Speaker 1: Scary Corey from Carlisle, driving from Giant food stores currently
Speaker 1: got in Virginia and uh, I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: maybe you guys, uh you see and uh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: truck driver. H that's bullshit. You're a real truck driver
Speaker 1: on there. Let him do it. Right anyway, I love
Speaker 1: you guys, and uh got a shout out here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did it. I was asking for one of those.
Speaker 1: I was asking for one of those on the f
Speaker 1: you age seventy seven, and he did it. We were
Speaker 1: talking about the commercial we played last week, right, the
Speaker 1: actor playing a truck driver. So the way, this guy's
Speaker 1: a fucking truck driver. Well, so you said, you said,
Speaker 1: this guy is a sounding a truck driver. So I said,
Speaker 1: what does the truck driver sound like? You said, I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody right, And well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: a Corey sounds like a truck That's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Corey from Carll Pennsylvania, Brodie, That's what a
Speaker 1: druck truck driver sounds like. So I suggested to Elvis,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look. I sent it to him through email,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna take take give him the benefit of
Speaker 1: the doubt that he didn't read it yet, but I
Speaker 1: gave him an idea for a game for the for
Speaker 1: the Big Show the others straight in Morning show to
Speaker 1: play to play truck driver and no truck driver with
Speaker 1: scary and have people call in who are truck drivers
Speaker 1: or who sound they think they sound like truck drivers
Speaker 1: aren't truck drivers men and women and try and fool
Speaker 1: me and try to fool you, and I have identified
Speaker 1: its fawn right. In other words, somebody calls up he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, and and you're like that's truck driver and
Speaker 1: you're like, no, I'm gonna count. You're like, ah fuck.
Speaker 1: I thought it'd be a great game. So it is
Speaker 1: a great get to respond to my email. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to assume he would love it had he read
Speaker 1: the email. Had he read the email as opposed to
Speaker 1: he read the email and didn't like it, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: assume he would love a game like that. Okay, And
Speaker 1: he listens to this podcast religiously. Oh yeah, you know, Elvis,
Speaker 1: he doesn't miss an episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: That's that's right, which he uh, which he I think
Speaker 1: he he bought the merch last week at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. We'll switch arou Here comes er.
Speaker 1: Oh and that's the only one. Other one do we
Speaker 1: have for today? Okay? This is and scary. It's Ryan
Speaker 1: from Connecticut. I guess he caught off the broke and scary.
Speaker 1: It's Ryan from Connecticut. Listen rule number one of correct
Speaker 1: him people. I don't need to tell you what it is.
Speaker 1: The Hyundai two sound much like the city in Arizona.
Speaker 1: It's spelled tu c s O N. Well, the pronunciation
Speaker 1: is right, you're wrong, scary. It's the music. Brodie is wrong.
Speaker 1: We don't have the jingle here. So he's trying to
Speaker 1: challenge you. Prodie when you're talking last week about the
Speaker 1: Hundai Tucson, right, you you what I said that we
Speaker 1: were talking about. We were talking about the Hundai tuoson,
Speaker 1: weren't we h I wonder what it was that I
Speaker 1: he's telling you. He's calling you out for being wrong.
Speaker 1: You said something on this podcast he's disagreeing with. So
Speaker 1: I said, the guy was pronouncing a tucks In right
Speaker 1: when he called me right, and that spelling would be
Speaker 1: t U C s O N. That's what he's calling it,
Speaker 1: a Tucson, right, And I said it's a Tucson. Now.
Speaker 1: I think, I think because everything you know, we don't
Speaker 1: remember much, I think I want I once I said
Speaker 1: he said that he thought I said Tuscan, and he said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Tuscan. I'm saying tucks in right, and
Speaker 1: I think in telling that story, I may have spelled
Speaker 1: it Tuscany, have spelled it wrong because I was saying that.
Speaker 1: He thought I said Tuscan right, but I know it's
Speaker 1: with a sea, and I know at one point I
Speaker 1: spelled it right. So I think I spelled it both
Speaker 1: both ways. But that's why I spelled it wrong, because
Speaker 1: I was telling the story and I think it I
Speaker 1: brain farted, So sorry about that. You are right, I
Speaker 1: gotta be correct when you correct people. I do love
Speaker 1: that he knows rule number one. Yes, great, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have to say it. And then he's telling me
Speaker 1: to hit the music on you like the jingle which
Speaker 1: I should bring here. Yeah. Really, of all the jingles
Speaker 1: you haven't brought up, that's the first that anyone priority. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. And so speaking of correcting people, I tried
Speaker 1: to help someone, but I tried to help someone in
Speaker 1: a very cocky way. Uh and uh so we'll figure
Speaker 1: that out in a second. We'll do that and be
Speaker 1: a good samaritan. Sometimes it doesn't. When sometimes you get
Speaker 1: on your face, you can always leave us a voicemail
Speaker 1: like they did. Uh to one eight, f you a
Speaker 1: seventy seven and if it's great well or marginal at best,
Speaker 1: we'll play it back on this podcast. By the way,
Speaker 1: where are all the people that tweet constantly? We have
Speaker 1: some major slices. I don't hear voicemails from them. Well,
Speaker 1: they're all keyboard. I'm not gonna start calling them out,
Speaker 1: but they know who they are. They're all they're all there.
Speaker 1: They love to get behind the keyboard and type, and
Speaker 1: that's fine. But I would like that humor that you
Speaker 1: have on Twitter, Oh the d ms on Insta, let's
Speaker 1: hear you. Okay. So I'm driving in the parking lot
Speaker 1: of the shopping mall and by the way, scary you know,
Speaker 1: I get my hair cut by a woman who works
Speaker 1: in a haircut place in a in a well in
Speaker 1: a in a shopping mall. Yes, right, and and uh,
Speaker 1: you and Greg T went there back in the day,
Speaker 1: back in the days. Yes, yes, yes. So it's like
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know how long we've been going there,
Speaker 1: so uh, sixteen years, seventeen years I've been going there,
Speaker 1: and you and Gregg T used to go there, she says, Hi,
Speaker 1: by the way, always asks about about you guys more
Speaker 1: you than Greg, but she does ask about you. I
Speaker 1: was your favorite second favor. I know you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so do we have that conversation. How so the hair
Speaker 1: cut back in the day, I think it was like
Speaker 1: a twelve dollar haircut. How far back in the day
Speaker 1: you want to go, Well, well, when I started, I
Speaker 1: think it was a twelve dollar haircut. Now women right
Speaker 1: now going what twelve dollars? What it's the guy haircut?
Speaker 1: You like? Snip sip sip. Oh god, I think it's
Speaker 1: twenty two. It just went up. It was. It was
Speaker 1: for the longest time. It was fifteen, there was eighteen.
Speaker 1: It just went up from eighteen to twenty two. Like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a big jump. Went up a twenty you go
Speaker 1: from eighteen and twenty two. No, because they want to
Speaker 1: make sure that you have to break the twenties. So
Speaker 1: you give him change. Yeah, you have to go up
Speaker 1: by I gotta talk about change a little bit anyway. So,
Speaker 1: uh see, it's if it's twenty dollars, then you just
Speaker 1: give him a twenty and then oh, I don't have
Speaker 1: any more money for a tip. But if it's twenty two,
Speaker 1: now you're forced to give him at least thirty and
Speaker 1: then they're hopefully that you're going to give them the
Speaker 1: eight twelve doll those scary used to give ten bucks
Speaker 1: ten bucks on twelve, and I used to give five
Speaker 1: bucks on twelve because I'm like, that's like almost a
Speaker 1: fifty percent tip. Five bucks on twelve. That was definitely wow.
Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, those haircuts were
Speaker 1: pretty cheap. Yeah, considering I didn't know this, and then
Speaker 1: after to go in there for like a couple of years,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, yeah, I always give her ten bucks,
Speaker 1: like your son of a bit, you're making me look
Speaker 1: at cheap bastards. How much to give it for the holidays?
Speaker 1: And You're like, oh, I give her like fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what it's like buying her a gift. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Well, I decided to
Speaker 1: give her my business and I pay her wherever I go.
Speaker 1: I now give her ten dollars on the twenty two
Speaker 1: I do. I Okay, So you went up from five dollars.
Speaker 1: I went up from the five because the price went
Speaker 1: up from twelve to twenty two after over so many anyway,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, a haircut is about what four forty,
Speaker 1: you take ten percent and you double it. That's a
Speaker 1: great way to figure out the tip. Now you've doubled tipto,
Speaker 1: which is when the restaurant I you want to give
Speaker 1: you take ten percent, which is you just drop off
Speaker 1: a decimal point, like, oh, what's the tip on thirty? Well,
Speaker 1: it's very impressed. I love her anyway. So I'm in
Speaker 1: the parking lot getting my haircut. Will go driving to
Speaker 1: get my I'm looking for a spot and I see
Speaker 1: two women. I want to say they are fifty or
Speaker 1: sixty maybe the one of them actually one of them
Speaker 1: look like you're in her forties. One looks like you're
Speaker 1: in the sixties from what I could tell driving around.
Speaker 1: Because I'm driving around looking for a spot, and I
Speaker 1: see these two women next to an suv. The back
Speaker 1: is up on the suv and they're they're pulling and
Speaker 1: pushing and pulling and pushing on a stroller. M hm,
Speaker 1: and and so then one of the kids in the
Speaker 1: car seat in the car and they are fighting with
Speaker 1: the stroller. So I drive around for a spot and
Speaker 1: I come back and I'm still fighting with the stroller.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, how can you're not how to open
Speaker 1: your own stroller. That seems odd. And besides, most strollers
Speaker 1: have a quick release. You just squeeze the thing and
Speaker 1: it pops open. We had a stroller so my kids,
Speaker 1: you know, one of them, the second ones in college.
Speaker 1: So guy, we had strollers at least eighteen years ago.
Speaker 1: So it's not like new technology when we had the strollers, right,
Speaker 1: it's been a while. We had a stroller. In the
Speaker 1: middle of the top part where the cup holders are,
Speaker 1: there was a red handle. I think Grego made it,
Speaker 1: and you'd squeeze the red handle with one hand and
Speaker 1: the whole thing would go and collapse and click and done,
Speaker 1: and you lifted it up, put in the car, and
Speaker 1: when you get out of the car, you put it
Speaker 1: on the ground. Clip pull, pull the handle and it
Speaker 1: popped up. So I imagine the technology is better now
Speaker 1: than that, right, you would think. So I find the
Speaker 1: spot further away than the stroller people. And they've been
Speaker 1: at this now for six seven minutes at least, because
Speaker 1: I've looped around. It's not a big parking lot, but
Speaker 1: I've looped around. So I got out of the car
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, I got my cape on,
Speaker 1: you know, my red cape okay, able to leap tall
Speaker 1: buildings in a single bound and you know the music?
Speaker 1: Did you jump it? Did you jump into action? I
Speaker 1: had my hands on my hip, you know, right? Why
Speaker 1: did jewish? Part's not necessary here, it's not related to
Speaker 1: the story. But still I didn't try to buy it
Speaker 1: from them at a discount. So okay, should I say, ladies,
Speaker 1: you seem to be having a problem. Can I help you? Oh,
Speaker 1: we can't get us something. Thinking to myself, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of myself, can I help you? Ladies? You're dumb best
Speaker 1: that you can't open your own strollers? What I'm saying
Speaker 1: right in my head. But to my I'm like, ladies,
Speaker 1: what I could help you? They said, we can't open
Speaker 1: the stroller and the kids in the car, and uh,
Speaker 1: we got to get in the mall and we can't
Speaker 1: open the stroller. Not problems, it's probably just stuck. I'll
Speaker 1: take care of that for you. So I go with
Speaker 1: a stroller and I'm looking for the quick release handle.
Speaker 1: No quick release handle. So I go over to the hinges.
Speaker 1: I look for the quick release hinges out is it?
Speaker 1: Is it a stroller that you had ever seen before
Speaker 1: or a model? It was a name brand. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was it was. I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: maybe you had experience with said stroller. No, because because
Speaker 1: it was newer than the brody era of kids strollers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then I'm looking for the quick release foot pedal
Speaker 1: like that would go across the back wheels, because you know,
Speaker 1: we've had a bunch of strollers. I know where all
Speaker 1: the releases are a bug a boo, bugaboo. No, it
Speaker 1: was not a bug was a McLaren. It was not.
Speaker 1: These were not McLaren people. And for those of you
Speaker 1: don't have kids, McLaren is like the BMW of your strollers.
Speaker 1: Also a great car with the winged uh opening doors.
Speaker 1: But continue, Yeah, McLaren was always the one. You go, oh,
Speaker 1: like you'd registered by the McLaren. Were hope and Elvis
Speaker 1: would buy us the McLaren but he did not. Alvis
Speaker 1: was generous, but he didn't buy them, like he got
Speaker 1: other stuff for us back in the day, but he
Speaker 1: didn't get them. We wanted the McLaren. McLarens. When you
Speaker 1: go to babies our roster bye bye baby, which everyone's
Speaker 1: still open. You oh the great and the bugaboo and
Speaker 1: the McLaren laren. I don't know if the McLaren has
Speaker 1: less money now, but back in the day it was
Speaker 1: like more money and it was fancy. You could tell
Speaker 1: it was not like it wasn't just the name, you know,
Speaker 1: and like it came with It came with a tuition
Speaker 1: for the Harvard with it like that's it had, you know.
Speaker 1: But everybody had to be seen with the McLaren. It
Speaker 1: came with a nanny. If that gives you any indications
Speaker 1: to decline with your McLaren outside, you gotta press the neighbor. Look,
Speaker 1: it's not Chatt and McLaren. Look at the pushing chat
Speaker 1: and McLaren look at that. But you know what, we
Speaker 1: we make fun, We mock. But there are people that
Speaker 1: do this guaranteed. What make fun of people. Stroller Mafia
Speaker 1: up and Hollboken. They refused to be seen with a
Speaker 1: ragged stroller. It has to be one of those top
Speaker 1: name brand strong must thom must have lost his job.
Speaker 1: They're pushing there, They're pushing Edgar in a Greg Oh
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm going into I'm going into Starbucks. You
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave the McLaren out here, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look up, what are we talking about. We're talking
Speaker 1: about strollers. McLaren stroller one, it's got a new model. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the little McLaren. Oh oh, the Guava Family Crossover,
Speaker 1: the Cross. Let me see, so that some of the
Speaker 1: little Umbrella stroller is two forty like the little one
Speaker 1: when you're just running in. Look at this the Rome
Speaker 1: Crossover stroller by Guava. Wow, five forty nine. Maybe Guava
Speaker 1: is the new McLaren. You know what I'm looking. I
Speaker 1: had straps when I was a kid. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I had the one. I had the one with the
Speaker 1: that looked like two umbrella handles and you know it
Speaker 1: folds once but no, but it has like barely you know,
Speaker 1: just for a seat. Right. So the McLaren baby stroller,
Speaker 1: the Umbrella stroller is like two fifty all right, So
Speaker 1: I'm looking at but the Guava Uh who did you
Speaker 1: see chances in the Guava. Oh so I'm trying to
Speaker 1: help this. Yeah, the Tesla the Guava try it's a
Speaker 1: self pushing stroller, self guided. So anyway, there's there's no frills,
Speaker 1: no brand. So I'm going on the generic. Uh you know,
Speaker 1: um t J Max. I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to look at that. I think, you know,
Speaker 1: I have to be honest with you. I think it
Speaker 1: was great. Go because because I remember going, oh, it's
Speaker 1: a great I'm not a problem. So I said, I go, ladies, um,
Speaker 1: I'll fix a fee. And I'm like struggling him. And
Speaker 1: now I'm embarrassed because I'm going, yeah, give me a second.
Speaker 1: And now the kids crying in the car right because
Speaker 1: because because they're outside with me and he's he's in
Speaker 1: the car. So I said, just forgive me, ladies, but
Speaker 1: how do you not how to open up your own stroller? Right?
Speaker 1: So she says, oh, I'm the I'm the mother, and
Speaker 1: this is the grandmother. And so they they've taken the
Speaker 1: baby to the mall for the day because the mom.
Speaker 1: So the mom must be in the early twenties. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know young mom. Because these women didn't
Speaker 1: look at all the God bless them. They look good.
Speaker 1: That's why I thought one of them was the mom.
Speaker 1: Maybe they had some work done. No, these were not
Speaker 1: worked on people that they were. They were good people.
Speaker 1: Not that people have worked on good people. But okay,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't get the fucking thing open and I'm
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed now to go As I took my cape
Speaker 1: off and I put the c Clark Kent glasses back on,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't get it open. I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Like, well, we're gonna I said, you know, Um,
Speaker 1: so I did save the day a little bit. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, they do rent a little like little buggies,
Speaker 1: like the little Volkswagen buggies with the handles. You can
Speaker 1: rent them over by security, I think, if you want.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, what a great idea. Okay, So they
Speaker 1: put the stroller back in the trunk and went and
Speaker 1: carrying the kid. But I don't know what kind of
Speaker 1: stroller this was not opening? Well? Now you know, the
Speaker 1: mom knows you have to like kick it, pinch it,
Speaker 1: like it, punch it, slap it up, flip it, run
Speaker 1: it down right. But I I thought, ladies, let him
Speaker 1: man and let me. Yeah, I how did that work
Speaker 1: out for it? It didn't work out for well. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let the let the father of three open up that
Speaker 1: stroll of Brody next time. Next time I go to
Speaker 1: the beach, I'm gonna call you to come over and
Speaker 1: help me open up my beach chair, your umbrella and
Speaker 1: you beach chair. The Tommy Bahama You know that, Remember
Speaker 1: remember that problem I got the time I got scammed
Speaker 1: and I got those Tommy Bahama chairs and I needed them,
Speaker 1: and we talked about it on this podcast. Well now
Speaker 1: I don't know how to open nor close the fucking
Speaker 1: Tommy Bahama beach chairs. It's probably the easiest thing in
Speaker 1: the world. I probably should just sit down and give
Speaker 1: myself a tutorial once and I'll never forget again. But
Speaker 1: I refuse to spend the time to do it. So
Speaker 1: it's like all cont to put it, especially to fold
Speaker 1: it back up. I don't know what to do because
Speaker 1: all the weird angles of it. It's a similar thing
Speaker 1: like the stroller situation. But anyway, Bahama story for you.
Speaker 1: If I might, I'll give you my Tommy Bahama story
Speaker 1: right after this. What would you so? Uh? Tommy Bahama
Speaker 1: got famous. Among other things, they were known for making
Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirts and very loud, obnoxious prints with surfboards. It
Speaker 1: was the kind of thing you'd wearn't like typical people
Speaker 1: who went on a cruise. They get like a comfortable
Speaker 1: time something that no offense that like Guy Fieri on diners,
Speaker 1: drivings and dives. Would would wear like a shirts like that. Right,
Speaker 1: So you are not a fan of the Tommy Bahamas shirts.
Speaker 1: You've made that clear, right, Well, that's pause there. I
Speaker 1: am a huge fan. Now you don't run my story.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the shirts. Their umbrellas. No, no,
Speaker 1: they make amazing beach chairs. It's probably open them. It's
Speaker 1: the quintessential beach chair that a lot of people is
Speaker 1: Tommy baham umbrella. The guava of their sold in Walmart.
Speaker 1: Don't go there, but ahead guys are Walmart, Walmart, don't
Speaker 1: go there. Don't know. They're what I'm saying, aside from
Speaker 1: the city when I when I said with slashes the Tommy,
Speaker 1: go back to the shirts because I know where you're
Speaker 1: gonna go with this. You don't know where am I
Speaker 1: going with it. They're much more fashionable now than they No, no, no, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: So that's what they are. This was I don't know
Speaker 1: five years ago, six years ago. We were we were somewhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we were at a restaurant or
Speaker 1: I don't remember where we were, but but the morning
Speaker 1: show was out and somehow the conversation came up. Either
Speaker 1: somebody in the restaurant or wherever we were must have
Speaker 1: been wearing one of the louder Tommy Bahama shirts and
Speaker 1: Elvis or Nate said something like, oh, we're Tming Bahama
Speaker 1: shirts something like that, and you said, oh, fucking Tommy
Speaker 1: Bahama shirts. You know the people who were Tommy Bamba shirts.
Speaker 1: You know, You're like, oh, it's terrible. And then they
Speaker 1: was like, who would be and you are all like,
Speaker 1: you know, Tommy Bahama, Tim Mohammahamma. I was wearing a
Speaker 1: Tommy Bahama shirt at the time, but we weren't talking
Speaker 1: about you. It doesn't matter at her I was wearing that.
Speaker 1: I got it Nordstrom. I spent a lot of money
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah. I happened to like it because they
Speaker 1: make up. They make a shirt that has like, you know,
Speaker 1: the the cuffs you can turn up because the cuffs
Speaker 1: are have a different pattern. They have different pattern gives
Speaker 1: them a little bit of different patterns texture shirt. Right,
Speaker 1: It was very expensive shirt. It doesn't and on the
Speaker 1: on the wrist, on the inside of the wrist, it
Speaker 1: says t B. You wouldn't see it unless you noticed it.
Speaker 1: Unless you obviously wouldn't notice it. So if you're a
Speaker 1: Bucks fan, it could be for Tom Brady right, or
Speaker 1: Tampa Bay right, or the Bucks, so you wouldn't notice
Speaker 1: it unless you were looking for a word. I meant
Speaker 1: to say yeah, yeah, but people say t B they
Speaker 1: mean to Brocu loses. So I then walked around my
Speaker 1: my my left wrist down by my leg. The rest
Speaker 1: know that you guys wouldn't notice I was wearing a
Speaker 1: Tommy Do you think that Tommy Bahama shame? You know,
Speaker 1: well you don't. You guys don't have shames. So if
Speaker 1: you saw you, like Brody was so sorry, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: wouldn't comment, You're like, Baha, At least it wasn't Peter Millar. Actually,
Speaker 1: Peter Millar is high end ship. It is high end ship.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, for the golf guy, wait before we
Speaker 1: go there, I got I gotta speaking of which you
Speaker 1: can't you can't you talking about you talking about the ull? Continue? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know where you were
Speaker 1: gonna say you were gonna go Tommy Bahama Bahama? Are
Speaker 1: you're not done with your story? You know what? I
Speaker 1: have to find it now? Speaking of which, Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: My point was you guys will like make it fun.
Speaker 1: And I was wearing the shirt. Okay, that's what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say. Well I need a shirt and to
Speaker 1: where this weekend? Did I tell you where I'm going? No?
Speaker 1: You didn't. You're gonna laugh. I'm saved. I saved it
Speaker 1: for this podcast. Okay, did I not tell you where
Speaker 1: I'm going this weekend? Are you going to Vegas? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to Vegas to
Speaker 1: see Adele because you know me, the biggest delf. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're so hold on this. So anyway, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I adore Adele. I don't you know Adele Adore my
Speaker 1: idel adore Adele Adele. No, I think she's great. I
Speaker 1: just you know me in the morning when the show
Speaker 1: is on, I I like you wake up kind of
Speaker 1: a wake up song. So yeah, so but but apparently
Speaker 1: so so. The record label UM asked me to go
Speaker 1: out there and cover the show. They want me to
Speaker 1: go out and review the show and then come back
Speaker 1: and then talk about it on the radio. Because Adele
Speaker 1: is starting a tour in Vegas, starting actually in her residency,
Speaker 1: where she will do two shows a weekend one on Friday,
Speaker 1: one on Saturday called weekends with Adele starting this weekend
Speaker 1: January twenty one, twenty second. So they wanted me to
Speaker 1: be in the house for opening weekends. So I said,
Speaker 1: so they were taking volunteers. They were like, who wants
Speaker 1: to be sent out to Vegas for the weekend? And
Speaker 1: of course, HI, raise my hand. That was me. I
Speaker 1: did it. I raised my hand that I got it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I do need a shirt because I
Speaker 1: don't know. Everything I have is just old and borrowed
Speaker 1: and blue and blue. Are you getting married? So anyway,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna get to meet her and get get
Speaker 1: a typical and scary Jones celebrity photograph. In case Scott forbid.
Speaker 1: She passes away COVID protocol. Man, you know you have
Speaker 1: to take a COVID test despite being vaccinated. You need
Speaker 1: to be vaxed and take a PCR that comes up
Speaker 1: negative before you enter the venue at Caesar's. Uh or
Speaker 1: that's what it is for this, this event for something.
Speaker 1: But it is by the way Record Labels, the people
Speaker 1: who work at Record Labels, I love that. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that happy that we have COVID, but it's so
Speaker 1: much easier for them and celebrity easy because you go, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: my daughter is going to see uh such a Jonas Brothers,
Speaker 1: very styles whoever? Right, and you go, can we h
Speaker 1: we work out a main grades artist is not doing
Speaker 1: me greenvid and shut down the car conversation right away. Right,
Speaker 1: there's no like you know, doing me a FA. We're
Speaker 1: booked off. We're trying. We can't. It's it's easy. They go, yeah,
Speaker 1: covid're not doing anything. COVID. Sorry, we got the code.
Speaker 1: We got the videt sorry. One of the backup dancer
Speaker 1: and the elector, the electrical guy who does the wiring
Speaker 1: up above the speak about did you just say okron
Speaker 1: akron whatever the hell it is? Crown. By the way,
Speaker 1: we had someone on the show this this week who said, omnikron,
Speaker 1: there's no end. It's killing people. Let's let's, you know,
Speaker 1: show respect to the virus. By the way, marian because
Speaker 1: he's a he's a meme again, Marion know he did
Speaker 1: this on icebox. I have an ice box where my
Speaker 1: heart used to be. Yes, Mariano, marian is, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you're right, yeah, yeah, but did you also do
Speaker 1: the song with you gotta eat the booty like groceries.
Speaker 1: Is that him? But I don't know, I don't think No,
Speaker 1: that was big on TikTok yah. Well anyway, yeah, so
Speaker 1: so ever since the Omikron or army whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it virus came out an I'm a crown vs.
Speaker 1: I'm a Kron. Ever since that, happy say, Marian has
Speaker 1: been like a meme talking about the Omarian memes. So
Speaker 1: they people are like calling it that. Poor guys, are
Speaker 1: they really calling it that? Yeah? No, look it's all over.
Speaker 1: It's on Twitter. There's it Marian memes with Akron. Well
Speaker 1: I could see that people getting it whatever whatever. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: so I I need your shirt for the I don't
Speaker 1: know in your shirt. Gotta buy a shirt maybe Tommy
Speaker 1: bahahmat uh Scar. I need you to pull up my
Speaker 1: theme music. I want to kill this quick story kind
Speaker 1: of time. Yeah you do? Oh and by yeah yeah
Speaker 1: we still have you know, we still several minutes. And
Speaker 1: then I also have something to say, and I got
Speaker 1: something to say. I killed Joe baby today. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a rock song. I didn't kill anybody's baby. N okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So you guys know my friend, my friend Jeff, I've
Speaker 1: talked about going out to dinner. A bunch of people
Speaker 1: met him at that wine and food festival and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're the friend. You're you're You're Brody's friend.
Speaker 1: Like they all knew him. He's he's famous. Now excuse me, Marian.
Speaker 1: So you know when you're friends with people, you know,
Speaker 1: you throw money at each other, you know, like I'll
Speaker 1: lend your money, I'll lay out the money for you whatever.
Speaker 1: So we were we went to see a movie, Oh God,
Speaker 1: before the pandemic Wave five whatever it is. So, I
Speaker 1: guess it was mid December, mid December. Is that kind
Speaker 1: of crows? Uh? That is uh late December. It's crows,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Like neat Virginia, meat Virginia. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: meat Virginia that I'm doing late December December. Maybe it
Speaker 1: maybe the Counting Crows. Yeah, probably right. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll just take your word for it. What's no, what
Speaker 1: song is that? It's not late December? It's I think
Speaker 1: we're confusing two songs in two groups right now. And
Speaker 1: and well, hey soul sister, who did that song? Hey
Speaker 1: Son's Train, right train did did They did? They did?
Speaker 1: Uh late December? Yeah, they did, they did. Soul Sister,
Speaker 1: the Virginia Crows, the people who did Mr Jones my song.
Speaker 1: Mr Jones and Jones and me. I haven't write that never, never,
Speaker 1: should have people sing it to me at the bar
Speaker 1: all the time. Anyway. So late December by SEU Space
Speaker 1: Cowboy whatever. What's that in the canyon? What's that in
Speaker 1: the canyon? Yeah? Black Crows? Was it? Black Crows? The
Speaker 1: Black Crows? Now you got the third group involved. What
Speaker 1: did I say before that? The County Crows. Oh, the
Speaker 1: Counting Crows. Yes, what are you talking about? Counting Crows?
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see. Uh long December, long December.
Speaker 1: People were screaming that. They were screaming December, and there's
Speaker 1: a reason to believe that's it. That one. Sorry I
Speaker 1: apologize for I'm just gonna go with that. But you know,
Speaker 1: you hear the song in your head and you're okay.
Speaker 1: So sometime in mid December, mid December, there you go.
Speaker 1: I bought movie tickets, right so, and I think I
Speaker 1: paid something. I laid out money whatever it was. He
Speaker 1: brought his he brought his kids. So I bought two
Speaker 1: tickets for him and one for me, and we went
Speaker 1: to see, Uh, maybe Spider Man for it, maybe Spurn
Speaker 1: off the Dark. No, God, let's not talking about that.
Speaker 1: That was he owed me twenty nine dollars. Okay. So
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I owe you twenty dollars, not a problem.
Speaker 1: So I said, yeah, just mummy, not twenty bucks. Not
Speaker 1: a problem. And so a couple of weeks go by, uh,
Speaker 1: and we go off at dinner and we go to
Speaker 1: this casual it's like a pub. I have a bar
Speaker 1: and some booths, and we go to dinner, and you know,
Speaker 1: I was it was. I was in the third quarter
Speaker 1: of my eating extra healthy to lose weight. You know,
Speaker 1: I was doing good, third third quarter, the third quart
Speaker 1: of my diet, on the third quart of the year.
Speaker 1: And uh, it was. It's like a rib place known
Speaker 1: for their ribs, and they have appetizers and soup. It's
Speaker 1: it was good, good food. So I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: menu and I go, yeah, I gonna I want to
Speaker 1: eat well and I don't want to spend a lot
Speaker 1: of money. So I had a small salad and then
Speaker 1: I had I don't know what I had. I think
Speaker 1: had French onion soup and instead of soda, because soda
Speaker 1: for me is a trigger. I drink diet soda, diet
Speaker 1: coke noise, and which is worth well, you know what
Speaker 1: I've realized, and that this is not thing new science
Speaker 1: has proven. This is you drink diet soda because it's
Speaker 1: not high and sugar and high calories, but your body
Speaker 1: is expecting the sugar because you tasted it. And then
Speaker 1: you have an empty, empty feeling in your stomach, like
Speaker 1: you're hungry, and you're loaded with chemicals like aspartame and
Speaker 1: things like that and whatever, and it makes your body.
Speaker 1: It doesn't do that to everybody. For me, it makes
Speaker 1: me think of food. It makes me hungry when I
Speaker 1: drink diet soda. So if I'm already eating and I'm
Speaker 1: already eating, I'll drink a diet soda because I'm already eating.
Speaker 1: But if you're I get home alone, you like drink
Speaker 1: a diet soda, You're gonna eat after that because you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my body needs food. So I went
Speaker 1: with water because I've been drinking water during this time
Speaker 1: of me eating better. Who is this man? I know?
Speaker 1: I know, I know so, And by the way I
Speaker 1: do allow ice in my water because it melts and
Speaker 1: it creates more water. It's fine. So I I ordered
Speaker 1: the food, and I'm and I'm thinking to myself, well,
Speaker 1: I'm eating healthy in this place that has unhealthier you know,
Speaker 1: on the healthier side food or not not excuse me,
Speaker 1: specifically healthy. And my friend Jeff orders I think he ordered,
Speaker 1: uh some kind of entree, maybe a steak salad or something.
Speaker 1: It's not got a big salad with meat in it,
Speaker 1: and and he had he had had an appetizer and whatever.
Speaker 1: So the bill comes, Oh so so you know what.
Speaker 1: So before the bill comes, I said, oh you know what,
Speaker 1: by the way, uh, you know, I don't know onally
Speaker 1: like to bring this kind of thing up. I said,
Speaker 1: but you never ven moded me the money if you
Speaker 1: want to do that now. So he says, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem, not a problem. And so as the waiter says,
Speaker 1: you guys done, it packs up, the food goes. I'll
Speaker 1: bring you the check. Now I know that my friend
Speaker 1: Jeff ordered like thirty something dollars worth of food. I
Speaker 1: know I ordered fourteen dollars worth of food because I
Speaker 1: had again a salad, was like okay, so right, so
Speaker 1: he says, um had got an idea rather than the venue.
Speaker 1: Venmo you, I'll just pick up the tab tonight and
Speaker 1: we'll call it. Even pick up the tab tonight. You
Speaker 1: can't tell me at the end of the meal you're
Speaker 1: picking up the tab. I would have had a fucking
Speaker 1: side of ribs. I would have brought food home. You
Speaker 1: can't tell me afterwards, Oh, I'm gonna treat for dinner.
Speaker 1: I wanted fourteen dollars. I just paid twenty nine dollars
Speaker 1: for my little salad. You can't do that to you.
Speaker 1: You go now. You you can't tell someone that you
Speaker 1: tell some of the beginning of the meal I'm treating
Speaker 1: or whatever you want. You can't wait till it's done.
Speaker 1: You can't say the way that said you want dessert,
Speaker 1: like no, I'm good. Not only that your portion of
Speaker 1: the bill Brodie for itemizing it comes out to fourteen bucks.
Speaker 1: So he actually stiffed you, and I'm right. So the
Speaker 1: question is do I ask him for the fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: because you wouldn't. No, shot, absolutely wouldn't. He said it
Speaker 1: was a wash. It's a wash. I wiped my hands
Speaker 1: of it. Now, Look, he wasn't trying to rip me off.
Speaker 1: I think he thinks we both ordered like thirty something
Speaker 1: dollars worth the food, but didn't he look at the
Speaker 1: check No, because he picked it up. In other words,
Speaker 1: he's not looking. Now, you guys are even he doesn't
Speaker 1: have to venmo you. Well, this is another example where
Speaker 1: my friends even as not even because I'm out of
Speaker 1: fifteen bucks. I'm out. So you're saying that they should.
Speaker 1: You should keep the transaction on venmo if if if
Speaker 1: you owe them, he owes you. Don't let your friends
Speaker 1: come up with some crazy idea. I'll buy the first Veno,
Speaker 1: so the Venmo should be the Venmo. They should pay
Speaker 1: you back the Venmo if they owe you the Venmo. Right.
Speaker 1: It's like going to the bar and the guy owes
Speaker 1: you twenty bucks, right right, he goes, you know what
Speaker 1: I owe you to you, so I'll put the first
Speaker 1: I'll buy you drake. Yeah, but all of Corona, my
Speaker 1: friends do that all the time. We all do that
Speaker 1: with each other though, but we do it and we're
Speaker 1: reciprocal about it. So it's it evens itself out. It
Speaker 1: doesn't eat Yeah, but he never evens itself out because
Speaker 1: that's not the way universe works. In my world, I
Speaker 1: will always be on the short end of the stick. Well,
Speaker 1: and then let me say this, then if you want
Speaker 1: to keep it, if you want to keep the Venmo
Speaker 1: to Venmo, you should have just said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, but I want to put in my
Speaker 1: share and then continue. Just den me anyway, venom me
Speaker 1: when we're ready. But in the back of my mind,
Speaker 1: So David Brody would have done that. But in the
Speaker 1: back of my mind, I'm thinking Scary Jones. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so I had to think about it for a second.
Speaker 1: Is it is it? Is it a schna thing to do?
Speaker 1: You should google Shara, you could spell it? Is it wrong?
Speaker 1: Is it like? Is it like chinsey? Is it nit picky?
Speaker 1: You would have said fuck it? Hey, yeah, pick up
Speaker 1: the tab. But I went out of my I went
Speaker 1: out of my way to eat less, spend less, and
Speaker 1: it still costs. So you want okay, So you basically
Speaker 1: want the Venmo then Venmo. Well I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna ask him for the fifteen now and he doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast. It's like he's gonna hear this
Speaker 1: and give me the money. Well, I listened to the podcast,
Speaker 1: and I would like the Venmo money you owe me,
Speaker 1: which is fifty dollars. David Brody, how do I know
Speaker 1: you fifty dollars? I don't know you money? Yes you do,
Speaker 1: I Venmo you that money? You did not? I absolutely did.
Speaker 1: I will look right now. David Brody asked me for
Speaker 1: a favor I did that night. That night, I said,
Speaker 1: let's see, I'm checking my Venmo, and Day was like,
Speaker 1: bro He's like, yeah, you know what I'm gonna Venmo
Speaker 1: you I asked you to pick up. No, I can
Speaker 1: see you. You owe me fifty dollar. Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: You asked me to pick something up and I picked
Speaker 1: it up. Here comes the transactions in my Venmo. Do
Speaker 1: what's the other way to send Scotty? Be hold on?
Speaker 1: What they send money? Will Will Herbert. I may have
Speaker 1: sent you PayPal. Okay, you didn't. Let's be clear. Now
Speaker 1: to the pot, to the slices. You did not Venmo
Speaker 1: me the fifty dollars. Because I've checked my Vemo transactions
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at my Venmo. Okay, now let's check check. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's check the cash app. They don't use cash app.
Speaker 1: Zell did you zell me? Brodie? No? No, I didn't
Speaker 1: sell you. Let's take okay, let me take it like
Speaker 1: a Pal account. Let's see what to do into my
Speaker 1: PayPal account. We roll go to paper okay, yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you look at this PayPal balance zero? What
Speaker 1: you spent the money already? No, look in Regent activity.
Speaker 1: There's no David Brody on there. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll just buy you buy real. You can buy me
Speaker 1: some pizza. Huh, that's not like me. I'm very good
Speaker 1: with money. I only pay right away. Turn about is
Speaker 1: fair play? That she was? Maybe there's my fifty do
Speaker 1: There is no other round to buy. There is no
Speaker 1: tap to pick up on this one. You owe me
Speaker 1: fifty dollars and you never fucking paid me. You know
Speaker 1: what's scary. When you take me to steak dinner, I'll
Speaker 1: leave the tip. No, no, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's not how to ship work. I just did it. No,
Speaker 1: I'll leave a fifty dollar tip when you take me
Speaker 1: to steak dinner. No, that is not how this works.
Speaker 1: Shooting me right now, only Brody. You just told me
Speaker 1: that you don't believe in mixing the transactions because because
Speaker 1: one is not the other. Here's that friend, screwed me, Well,
Speaker 1: you screwed me. I must have created a send and
Speaker 1: didn't hit send. Hold on, did not? You never got
Speaker 1: my money? And I'm like, you know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm a typical scary fashion I didn't say a word
Speaker 1: about it until just now when you're trying to get
Speaker 1: your venmo from a guy who didn't venmo you back,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, huh, funny, this is the pot calling
Speaker 1: the kettle black. So I'm just gonna throw that out
Speaker 1: there for browning and all the slices you keep You
Speaker 1: keep checking that out there, David Brodie, what do you
Speaker 1: think you just find anything? You didn't find ship. You
Speaker 1: keep looking back, still waiting nothing. Where is that money?
Speaker 1: You know? This reminds me of what the uh? Hold on?
Speaker 1: It's a it's an old movie. You don't think I
Speaker 1: was gonna fucking slap me with all. I don't remember
Speaker 1: that at all. You remember owing me fifty dollars. You
Speaker 1: remember me going out of the way for you. You
Speaker 1: remember the transaction we made Johnny Weeks papers. That's two
Speaker 1: dollars plus two. It's better off dead, ye two two
Speaker 1: dollars the paper boy, right, yea? The paper boy. He
Speaker 1: tracks him the whole movie, tracks him for his two dollars,
Speaker 1: and at the end he's screaming, I want my two dollars. Man,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're a gen xer, if you know
Speaker 1: I y K y k, as millennials say, as didn't
Speaker 1: know as the gen z says, I y K y k.
Speaker 1: If you know you know that movie? That's a great movie.
Speaker 1: Love that a class a cult classic. By the way,
Speaker 1: part of my childhood. Um, what would you do in
Speaker 1: this situation? I don't know, but we we gotta wrap up,
Speaker 1: so right now, well you we gotta wrap up. So
Speaker 1: give me a situation. I gotta we gotta go. And
Speaker 1: what if we decide not to go right now? What
Speaker 1: would happen in your life? Brodie, I'd like to know. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave, and you're gonna talk to the air.
Speaker 1: We can't do that. We just we just we're just
Speaker 1: getting started. I thought, oh, well, we can continue tomorrow
Speaker 1: if you'd like. I gotta go to Vegas. I got
Speaker 1: stuff to do Friday in Vegas. Today Wednesday, I got
Speaker 1: I have not my other podcast to record. I have
Speaker 1: I have a schedule, I have things I gotta do
Speaker 1: you're very important. You have to Oh, you have to
Speaker 1: go get in a shirt for a Dell. Why don't
Speaker 1: you get to Tommy Bahama shirt. I'm gonna wear something
Speaker 1: from my closet. I don't care. Okay. Do you still
Speaker 1: keep all your hangers a half inch apart? Yes? I do,
Speaker 1: perfectly spaced out. Absolutely, Ida. You're a serial killer. I
Speaker 1: remember that from going in your bedroom the one time
Speaker 1: you showed me around the apartment. Your hangers. Do you
Speaker 1: measure them or do you have like an eye for it? Now? No,
Speaker 1: I actually have an eye for everything. Yeah, I dot's
Speaker 1: if your shirts touch, dude, I have no problem with
Speaker 1: them touching, as long as as long as that everything
Speaker 1: is facing the same way, and all all the short
Speaker 1: sleeves together, the long sleeves together, and the jeans together,
Speaker 1: and the jeans have to face the same direction, and
Speaker 1: they all have to be equally distant apart. And now
Speaker 1: if they're watching, because there's a lot of them in there,
Speaker 1: then that's fine. My dry cleaner, their hangers go the
Speaker 1: opposite way of the ones in my closet. So I
Speaker 1: if I, like I throw something in the closet and
Speaker 1: like I don't take it out of the packaging. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the bag where I'm just lazy, I just throw it
Speaker 1: on a I gotta twist the hanger around, like I
Speaker 1: have to twist the metal hanger. Do you do that
Speaker 1: if it didn't match, you wouldn't put it on backwards,
Speaker 1: would you? No? No, no, no no, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: That is part that is that is that is a
Speaker 1: blasphemy in my um. I will say this, um because
Speaker 1: speaking of closets, my closet space is so overloaded. I've
Speaker 1: got like like a home improvement project I have to
Speaker 1: work on. And I appreciate you for giving me pointers
Speaker 1: because I've never redone, or refinished or refurbished or retouched
Speaker 1: anything in my life. You called me about what it
Speaker 1: would cost to do to your bathroom, you know, and
Speaker 1: it's easy to get taken advantage of. Since we've spoken,
Speaker 1: David Brodie, I must tell you, and I'll tell the
Speaker 1: slices you did a little research. Yeah, man, this the
Speaker 1: markup and the price wing is so big out there
Speaker 1: when by your own fixtures. A lot of these jobs
Speaker 1: are really opinions, like I think it'll take that to
Speaker 1: do this job. I think it'll take this. Yeah, Because
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I don't know until I open it up.
Speaker 1: It's a guest in guest Well, yeah, until we take
Speaker 1: I gotta see what's back there, and then they got
Speaker 1: to see what's back there. Yeah. Well, well that's what
Speaker 1: happened to me right now. I mean, I'm literally trying
Speaker 1: to redo my bathroom. I'm trying to or I call
Speaker 1: it what they call a re a retouch or refinisher,
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever, the remodel, refresh, refresh, that's the
Speaker 1: word I was looking so and because that's the case, now,
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I've never owned anything in my life.
Speaker 1: I've always lived in rented apartments. This is the first
Speaker 1: time that I owned something, so I actually and it's
Speaker 1: I've lived here for quite a long time. It's time.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, seeing a little bit of HVAC
Speaker 1: system going for that little mold in the crack if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, sounds like a shower problem. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a little little bit you should
Speaker 1: shower a little something, a little mold going on there,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna melean the mold. So you have a
Speaker 1: little mold, You're gonna rip out the counters. No, I
Speaker 1: yeat because I can't take it anymore. My car is
Speaker 1: getting wet in the rain. I need a new car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much, that's between the mold, right, for less than
Speaker 1: ten thousand. I don't want to get cock and okay,
Speaker 1: uh go, who what did you get? Cock? Cock? Cock?
Speaker 1: So I told you about a normal size bathroom is
Speaker 1: like ten grand, depending on what you want. And I said,
Speaker 1: your betroom's kind of small. I said three to five grand,
Speaker 1: depending on how expensive the fixtures you and it's a
Speaker 1: lot of money. That's a lot of money. But how
Speaker 1: much are they quote you how much they want? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: goodbye exactly. You know I'm not flushing my money down
Speaker 1: the toilet. You're down that. I just got a brand
Speaker 1: new toilet here about Maybe I'm not brand new. It's
Speaker 1: three it's an American standard. It's a basic toilet. It's
Speaker 1: three years old. Remember, remember I told you, I said,
Speaker 1: this is the one that swallows a whole bucket of
Speaker 1: golf balls, right, the champion of the full champion, full
Speaker 1: champion four. It's a great swampion four. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what they're telling me. They're like, oh, yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: this out of here. We'll get that out of here.
Speaker 1: The vanity and then then in the fancy ones and
Speaker 1: the toilets. Yeah, so he goes like this, he goes.
Speaker 1: The guy goes, yeah, so yeah, the toilet and just
Speaker 1: wait a second. That's a new toy that's like three
Speaker 1: years old. Tot. It's not gonna work with the fixtures.
Speaker 1: They want to pay, That's what he said. He goes, dude,
Speaker 1: you need a toto A two thousand and late is coler?
Speaker 1: What's the image in color in a toto? Because you
Speaker 1: want the wounds? He was. These the same people that
Speaker 1: buy McLaren strollers for their totos. The totoes, motherfucker's the
Speaker 1: totos of the McLaren and guaves of the toilets. Yes,
Speaker 1: he says, the Toto takes away the smell from your pomp.
Speaker 1: You don't even you don't even smell it. They said
Speaker 1: to me. Be goes, you want to toilet that screws
Speaker 1: into the wall and doesn't touch the floor. You want
Speaker 1: to side a toilet floating total a floater I don't
Speaker 1: have in the toilet. I don't want a floating toilet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want the floating toilets so you have to mop
Speaker 1: under it. You don't get to build up around the toilet.
Speaker 1: This dude is tell us, and I'm like, you really
Speaker 1: want me to tow Champion fours over? And it takes
Speaker 1: it right out of the wall. I said, you want
Speaker 1: me to throw away my fucking Champion four? It's brand new.
Speaker 1: What happens when you poop out a golf ball and
Speaker 1: it doesn't go down? Brodie, I never had to even
Speaker 1: plunge the damn thing. I just jinxed myself. Knock on wood, sorry,
Speaker 1: knock on porcelain. No, that's actually would my friend, that's
Speaker 1: my dog. Look at you. Well, I'm gonna rip that out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put full mic in there. We're gonna bit marble.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put a marble tile. Interest me. So then
Speaker 1: he's like this. He goes, okay, So if you want
Speaker 1: to get this three eighth inch a tile, um, that
Speaker 1: is okay, But what you really want is the half inch.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait a second, that's only an eighth
Speaker 1: of an inch difference. He goes, exactly, because it's three
Speaker 1: eighth or four eight. He says that a three eighth
Speaker 1: inch tile is more prone to cracking than a four
Speaker 1: eighth inch tile, And you want the sturdy one. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fund does one hand? Call it a four
Speaker 1: eighth inch? No half inch though I'm describing it for
Speaker 1: the slice. Is that you we're talking about a difference
Speaker 1: of one eighth. I understand that three eighth to one
Speaker 1: half is a one eighth difference. I said, what the
Speaker 1: who cares? I said, you need to tell me that's
Speaker 1: gonna prevent it. The one eighth is gonna prevent Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You know, these tiles crack easily, so
Speaker 1: what you need is a natural stone, custom carved top.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, don't you want a heated floor?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't want to funk. I don't
Speaker 1: need a heated floor. I step on my floor for
Speaker 1: two seconds in the morning to get into the shower.
Speaker 1: Did you ask him to look at the bully young
Speaker 1: cube problem you have? I said, I take two steps
Speaker 1: into my bathroom in him in the shower. I don't
Speaker 1: need I don't care if my bare feet HiT's cold
Speaker 1: tile for half a second. Right, your bathroom is what
Speaker 1: what I say a bathroom was from remembering, is like
Speaker 1: five by by six. It really it's small. My bathroom
Speaker 1: I don't need it. And then he's like he's like, no,
Speaker 1: you understand. And and you you know the home depot
Speaker 1: they sell the tile for ten dollars a square foot.
Speaker 1: You want Sacks tile, And I said, well, how much
Speaker 1: is that? So you can get Sacks in the bathroom
Speaker 1: Sacks tile a hundred dollars of square foot? The fund
Speaker 1: is it? That's it? Alright, alright, let's listen. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: wanted to thank you, Brodie, because I would have just
Speaker 1: been sight unseen twelve. That seems about right, twelve. I
Speaker 1: didn't know, but you know, I'm gonna take your your
Speaker 1: advice and I'm gonna I'm gonna shop around because guess
Speaker 1: what want you to ask your neighbors who had their
Speaker 1: bathrooms done? Google? How much should have bathroom remodel be
Speaker 1: in New Jersey? Like Google's your friend? Yes, right, this was.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna have a bunch of people in
Speaker 1: here and maybe all the property brothers. Everyone knows a guy.
Speaker 1: You know a guy. Oh, I got a guy. I'll
Speaker 1: get your tile out of the back of the truck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because yeah, because I shop in Broo Boys Boys