WEBVTT - #203: GIVE ME MY TWO DOLLARS!!! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:07.080 Start a dot up. Start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:15.360 Brooklyn buys that data. They making noise data dot up 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:20.600 Episode two oh three, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We're getting 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.760 that so close to so close. Just a few more yea. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:29.880 You know what, if we started doing two a day, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.760 we'll be there in no time. Actually, you know what 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.120 if we started doing two a week. Let's be realistic. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.360 If we're gonna be real to a day, let's let's 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:38.920 do two a week. We're not doing a two weeks? 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.960 Why not? Do you know my boys can barely handle 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:45.639 the one? Oh? Come on, what are you trys? I'm 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.519 sitting in my basement. I'm freezing right now. Don't you 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:52.040 have any heat? Not in the basement. Why not? Because 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.160 you make me turn off the heat, remember, because it 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.080 makes too much noise in the A lot of noise, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.760 A lot of noise. You should have an h VAC 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.760 system like I do. Okay, you mean I should move 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.520 into an apartment with one bathroom in one bedroom, sound 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.080 system built into the You save a lot of money 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.319 that way. I'm sure there's HVAC systems and houses. I 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.920 just don't have one. My house has heat that comes 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:18.400 to the vents. Old school. So the unit that heats 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.560 the house is in the basement. I don't you know, 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.440 I don't know what was going on with my car, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.080 but I hadn't turned the heat on in a while, 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.080 and all of a sudden, it just smelled like a 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:30.280 roasting something. It was like coming out of the vents. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:35.600 It's like, wow, talk about a musty uh smell. Well, 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.640 I guess stuff builds up, you know. The people say 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.080 it could be dried dried leaves, um, you know, other 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:47.119 you know, just awful dustiness or maybe even a mouse. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.360 They say that sometimes rodents get stuck in your engine 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.120 or whatever and they come through the vents. I guess 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:57.560 that can happen. Sure. Well you know, um, I heard 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:01.880 a scream in my house, uh a couple of weeks ago. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:06.880 So uh, we have um a bathroom upstairs on the 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.280 top floor. It's a split level house, so it's not 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.360 like it's a big house. It's different levels. And on 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:16.079 the top level is my where my kid's bedrooms are, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.040 and they have a bathroom that to that. Like we 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:20.760 we we put an addition on the house that has 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:25.000 a bathroom for them. And one of one of my 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.760 daughters is in Europe, studying for her masters, and one 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.200 of my daughters is away at college. And one of 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.359 my daughters doesn't like that bathroom. She likes to use 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.079 the bathroom in the in the master bedroom, right in 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.080 our in our room, because it's it's a it's a 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:43.520 walk in again, not fancy, it just is a walk Second, 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.560 she uses the bathroom in the master bedroom. Yeah, I did. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.960 That room is off limits. Well, I don't use that 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.840 bathroom because I used the bathroom in the hallway of 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.280 the bedrooms because I get up so early, so I use. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:03:00.480 I feel like the whole thing is backwards. I it does. Yeah, 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.320 I have whatever, So because I can't get I can't 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:06.240 I wake everybody up for going. It doesn't matter. So really, 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:08.440 my middle kid is the only one that uses the 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.880 bathroom upstairs. Well, she was away at college, you know, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.000 since I mean, she hasn't really used that since September 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.400 she was home. But whatever, it's been a couple of 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.959 shouldn't it. This shouldn't have happened in a few months 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.320 that she's been away. But when she went to shower, 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:28.440 I guess the water had like sat for a while. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.680 And I oh, also because of the backup we had 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.280 in the when the plumbing and everything, the water must 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:40.240 have backed up and it came out black. Oh does 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.000 she run it first though? Before she gets did she did? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.760 She wasn't under the water she was putting. She turned 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:49.000 the water onto, like adjusted the temperature, and the water 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.640 came out black, like in a horror movie, like like 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:57.240 picture was like soot. Black water coming out. It was 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.160 like it was like it was like oil, like we 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.800 had struck oil in the house. I know some people 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.120 will just go into the shower, just turn the water 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.280 on after most people don't remember a long time ago, 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:13.040 I learned my lesson with that. Remember when y but 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.320 he used to live with me. He used to play 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.800 pranks on me. So one day, when I wasn't looking, 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.120 he unscrewed my shower head, put some bully on cubes 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:23.599 in there, which is used to make soup, screwed it 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:27.640 back on, and then waited patiently. And then I was 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.880 of the habit of you know, because the water always 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:34.880 comes on perfectly every time, and I'm always in a rush. Yeah, exactly. Well, 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:36.520 I turned the water on while I was in it, 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:40.479 and all of a sudden, this like beef soup started 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.960 or chicken noodle soup started coming out of my fucking 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.040 spigott or the whatever you call that thing, the spout, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.560 the spouse, the fosse, the shower heads, shower. Yeah, I 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:54.280 called it a spigott. You call it a spigott. No, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.160 a spiggott is like the side of your house where 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.320 you get water from. Fast spigot sounds like a filthy word. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:03.440 Sounds like as you banned it should be. Yeah, the dude, 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.400 you don't use that word. I liked what you say. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.880 One at one time when I wasn't looking as if 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.120 they were like if you were looking, and he did it. Yeah, 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.760 I was looking and he had the bull you on Cuban, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.120 and I forgot right this one time. I wasn't looking 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.440 at this one time. It wasn't one time. Yeah. Yeah, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.880 so gross stuff that comes out of your pipes and stuff. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.359 But you know, I don't know how you lived with 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:29.240 him to begin with because he's unusual character. Well yeah, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.960 I you know me, I have a long fuse. Uh yeah, 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.280 joking exactly. There you go, there's the joke. So Andy 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.000 Elvis referenced today on the Fifty Minute Morning Show podcast, 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:46.000 today being January two, Wait, what did I miss? What? 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:50.440 What did he referenced nothing about my long long fue. Yes, yes, 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.280 because not your long fusees, because you don't have one, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.320 because I've seen it. But um, you were trying to 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.360 lift your leg up to show flexible you are, and 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.680 you were saying how Sam's trainer said you're flexible, and 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.839 you said, yeah, I'm really flexible for uh, for someone 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.560 of my of my stature. Uh. And and so that's 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.120 when I said, I said, uh, yeah, you're flexible. You 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:13.320 try to st your own d You didn't hear me 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.039 said that you slipped one in there on me your past, 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.960 and I didn't even hear that one. Yeah, I got people, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:20.920 people hear it. You just sit on you just sit 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.080 on the couch there and do plumbing plumbing problems with 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:28.159 David Brodie. That's right. My new podcast Plumbing problems probably 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.760 listening plumbing problems. There's an ask for every chair. I 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.280 guarantee that would get listeners. I mean, there's a podcast 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.760 for everything. People are listening to this bullshit. Yeah, although 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.440 we we don't specify in anything other than in basilic 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:46.960 em basilic uh behavior in basilic behavior, in basilic episodic behavior, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:52.360 in basilic episodic Yeah, I like that. But but but if 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.720 you think about it, Brodie, you know, there are a 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.279 lot of topics out there for for podcasts. If you 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.120 could think of it, there's a podcast that specialized is 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.800 in it. We don't really specialize, if I'm being honest, 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.359 We don't specialize in in a specific It's not like 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.960 car chat, you know. But there are there are things 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.920 that are dedicated just to aliens, just to us. Just 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.040 like I keep thinking we should either change the title 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.720 or just start talking about a true crime and murder 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.840 well because those are the ones that get the most 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.440 listened apparently. Yeah, like the Brooklyn Boys Talk Murder. We 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.840 had like an offshoot podcast or once a month the 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.240 Brooklyn Boys we give our take on a murder case. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.120 And it's more like, you know, what was that? What 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.600 was the fucking idiot doing out on the street that 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.720 late at night? You know, like I would take as 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.880 Brooklyn guys, you know, oh that guy, he probably saw 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.160 something shouldn't have seen. Maybe he said something you shouldn't 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:44.000 have said. What are you slam the victim victim blaming 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:48.400 podcast victim blaming? Why? Why why was she in that dress? 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.080 I want to know why people carrying that much money 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.840 on him, they hear me on for a second. Why 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.320 do people love that so much? I mean those are 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.440 the top podcast to top top listeners. We you know, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.360 if you ever look at the tops of the you know, Spotify, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.400 I Heart Playlists, Apple, whatever it is, they always are 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:10.480 these these crime, true crime spoken word podcasts. And I 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.239 always thought that that's a medium that you have to see, 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.800 you know, reenactments of murder scenes or people just like 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.640 them because they're similar to ghost studio shows, like creepy 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:23.080 old radio shows like ghost stories. Yeah, yeah, I understand 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.720 why people like it. I'm just saying we should start 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:29.119 doing it, that's all. Yeah, speaking of the charts, scary. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.120 Speaking of doing it, I'm like, uh, we get an 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:37.760 email weekly for all of our podcasts through the iHeart 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:44.320 Media Empire, and so Brooklyn Boys, we moved up three spots. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.880 We are now number on Apple podcasts. Yeah, we are 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:52.320 number one six. Yeah, tell me the country for comedy 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:59.240 podcasts and in in Uruguay Uruguay, I think it's Uruguay. 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:03.480 You're Uguay, No, you're you go, You're Aguay. I go mine. Yeah, 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:05.760 you know, you know, you're a You're a big fucking Guay. 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.439 That's what you are you're excuse me, but sad news 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.800 slices sad news where we following off the charts. We 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:17.359 are down two spots to number two oh eight in Honduras. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.280 I gotta believe. I think you said something that must 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:31.640 have offended from Oh my god, you're fleming. Oh you're 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.920 also cutting a cough. You're also cutting in and out? 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:36.800 Am I? Yeah, but you're good now, I guess at 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.760 the moment. Well, let me let me check the old 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.679 the WiFi. Make sure I'm on the on the good one. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:42.040 You make sure you're the guy. I don't think so. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.000 I think you're on the ship one. Now I'm on 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:49.520 the good one. Thanks face. Okay, uh so listen, we 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.800 got a couple of voicemails, only a couple that I 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.680 wanted to play for later on, or we can play 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.199 him right now if you want right up front. Also, 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.080 do you have that commercial I sent you three times? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:59.839 I asked you to load through for like a month now. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.680 They said it was an email. Well, if you asked 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:05.160 me three times, I didn't put it in. What makes 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:06.760 you think I would have it down? But do you 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:08.280 have it now? I don't think I do. I don't 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:09.880 know what you talking about? You know the worst I 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:11.480 sent it to you. I said, hey, look out for 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:16.640 that audio. I send you an email? Maybe not all right? Slice? 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:17.960 Is that tually you to know which one of his 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.480 kids about you? Wait a second, hold on it, Dick, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.959 I think I loaded it. This is the the one 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.280 that Scotty sent me then I sent you Send it again. 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.400 I'll play it right from I have it my phone 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.920 connected to my bluetooth, so we could we could play 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:34.679 it right over the Oh, so I have to I 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.360 have to find the send me, send me an email, 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:42.320 send you it? Oh, send me an email? Right? Are 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:43.959 you're doing? Send me an angel? So? Are you doing? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.480 Real life? Old school eighties nineties song? Please load for book? 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.160 Brooklyn boys, I send it. The last time I sent 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.040 it to you was January t all right, I'm gonna 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.600 send it then I'll have it then January tent. I'll 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.600 just look, but you should just look. I'm gonna send 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:02.960 again because apparently what you gotta fix this echo what 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:09.800 I don't hear it? Delayer is an echoy delayed you delayed? 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:15.119 Guarantee yes, because I hear me coming back in your headphones, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.400 and it's coming back so late like that. All right, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:24.040 we're gonna fix that and come right back scary and rody. Alright, 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.160 I think we're fixed now. Okay, do you have the 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.600 audio email? Yeah? I got it. Okay, So I'm gonna 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.960 try to explain this commercial. They took the name of 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.439 the was it the company name, and then they made 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.199 every word they said rhyme with the company name or something. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.680 It's just the worst. They're not a sponsor of ours. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.640 The worst commercial I've heard in a while, except the 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.440 new shop right commercial does similar. We should probably get 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.480 that for next week. Have you heard that? Yes, the 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.959 can can commercial? Yes, that one. And then there's another 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.760 commercial that's really annoying. It's like, who's got the sauce? 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.080 That's from the sauce. She's got the sauce, They got 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:03.280 the sauce. Yeah, that's a bounty paper towel commercial talking 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.440 about the sauce. He got the sauce. No, it's who 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:12.800 made the sauce. That's a song, is it really? Yeah? 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.839 It's a song by n A I with some dots 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.520 over at k A called sauce. Let me see if 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:31.040 I could play here on my computer? Who's got the sauce? Hey? 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:36.880 Hold on? So so there's a whole like this part 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:49.640 right here, the actual rhythmic song who Knew by a 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:53.840 very attractive woman with long hair. I don't want to mistake. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:57.200 So many say she's of an ethnicity. I can't determine. 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.319 Why do they put so so? Wait? But Bounty picked 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.280 that up as like someone spilled sauce. Is that right? 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.200 It's something it's the Bounty commercialists, if I remember correctly, 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.880 it's like it's just it picks up sauce. I don't know, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.840 it's like they try to make some kind of important point. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.040 But it's a real song because I looked up where 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.079 is that from? And it's a Nika Nike is her name? 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.040 I don't know. Anyway, it's got two million views since 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:24.160 March of last year, and I don't I don't know 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.040 how that works into the lyrics of the rest of 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:29.280 the song. I could look it up. Yeah, but that's 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:30.960 what that is. But I'll tell you one thing. We 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.760 should play that too. Yeah, but we're talking about him. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.520 So obviously these are successful ad campaigns because things like 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.520 the shop right can Cant song and the Sauce song 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:42.040 and Shop Right song the Can't Can't So the songs 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.800 do that dot that that that you can't can't dance 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:50.160 with my larger point pick up their dresses and they do, yes, yes, 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.920 But the point they do a sale on can vegetables 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.040 hand goods, right and they so they used to do 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.280 the can can song. Then they took it away and 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.240 people got upset because they after like forty years, they 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.520 got rid of it. And now the commercial is they 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.560 double everything that rhymes the word can. Oh, I have 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.600 a planed plan to drive my van van down to 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:12.000 the store to get can cans and oh yeah, man man. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.319 But again we are they're sitting here talking about it, 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:21.280 so obviously these are good campaigns. Check. Yeah, they listen, 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.720 but it's top of mind. I mean, okay, shop right 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.560 there you go. We'll give you that one. The bounty commercial. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.600 I recalled it just from the name. I mean, as 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.920 annoying as it is, I couldn't have told you the product. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.600 And I hate that commercial everything, And we're about to 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.920 play one right now that also does something really any 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:42.440 what's the product? What's the client? You know? I don't either. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.320 I don't either. Well then maybe it's not an effective 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:49.240 marketing campaign. Right, So if you guys have heard this commercial, 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.400 before on the radio in the morning or whatever, and 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:54.560 you hate it. We apologize now. But the point is 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.120 someone got paid a lot of money to come up 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.680 with this, and some woman is telling people how she's 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.080 in this commercial and they hired hard to have the 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.680 most annoying voice. Okay, here we go here here it 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.560 is as this ever, I'll hop into you. Oh no, 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:12.160 this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that sounds Spaha millier. 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.280 We're AH and AH attorneys at La HA and we 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:22.280 jack to subpar sparkling water. Every kind of AH features 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.520 a two and one flaw hover like lime and what 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:29.800 hotter melon? Because we never settle, we spa hardal So 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:36.160 just say those mahagic words. Canna get in Ah. Well, Brodie, 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.240 I've never heard of it before, but I mean I've 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.480 heard the commercial, but I will say I think the 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.280 I think the product is AHA water, a h A 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.320 water or something like that, sparkling water, which, by the way, 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.440 ah faut water or for hot for hot water, for 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.960 hot water, for heart water. Thank you. The problem with 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.400 the commercial, in my mind not only is the commercial, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.920 but played again and listen how long it takes before 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.840 they say the name of the product, so you understand 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.400 what they're doing. And first time I heard this commercial, 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.000 by the way, I will tell you, I thought it 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.040 was a parody commercial done from your your comedian, that 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.360 it was a joke. I thought it was a joke 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.440 spoof spoof commercial. Yeah, so what it's okay? If they 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:17.600 had said, uh, and now a word about AHA water, okay, 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:20.000 And by the way, this is not some secretive ad 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.040 that we're doing that, we're no, this is not this 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.240 is not a planted commercial. This is just bullshit they 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.800 had said, and now a word from the attorneys of 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.840 Aha sparkling Water. Then you go, okay, they're doing an 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.200 Aha thing. But listen how long it takes? Well, you're going, 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.360 why are they doing that to establish it? Did they 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:36.880 get hit in the head or kicked by a mule? 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:40.680 What's going on? As this ever, I'll hop into you. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.480 Oh no, this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:50.920 sounds Baha Mili and attorneys at La Hall and were 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:55.640 jack to subpar sparkling water. Every can of AH features 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.680 a two and one flahaver like lime and what hotter melon? 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:04.080 Because at ah And we never settled. First of all, 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.919 we after the twelfth one talked about a can of 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.159 AH by the way, they set up sparkling water in 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.280 the very beginning, so but they didn't say it was 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.679 AH sparkling water. So they made the AHA verbage. But 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.360 about a dozen times before they tell you what they're doing. 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.240 In this case, normally I'd say yes, that would be 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.639 bad for the commercial, But in this case, Bertie, I 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.879 do think that it gets the point across. And I 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:30.040 think that I hate you well, I agree, agree to disagree, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.240 but I like that commercial. You hate it. I hate it, 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.560 but I hate to love it BC. But now I'm 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.360 gonna remember AHA sparkling water. And we're not even you're 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.520 gonna remember because we talked about it on the podcast 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:48.160 the Ba Baja podcast the podcast the podcast. No I 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:51.200 I remember. I'm gonna remember it because it's so fucking annoying. 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.040 But I think it does the job. I think it works. 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:57.280 I do think you know what it is. I think 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:01.000 you know the product from being drilled into your head 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:05.120 because I think I think a million times. No, I 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:07.360 think the average person is going to tune it out 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.560 and not even listen to what the product is. They're 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:11.760 just gonna go, oh, it's like the cars for Kids thing. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.000 We all know cars for Kids because it's the most 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:17.280 annoying jingle and ever ever written. But I won't donate 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.879 my car to them. I'm not going to encourage them 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.840 in that jingle. I'm not gonna do Nope, why not. 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:26.280 I donated a car once. I didn't give it to them. Wow, 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.199 So you you did it to spite them because of 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.280 the bad commercial. I didn't spite them. I didn't just 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:32.840 give up my car and go like, oh funk them, 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.040 I'll give it to somebody else. I just was like, 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:36.560 looking at list of place a second doing in my car, 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:40.199 I'm like, you know what, I'm not giving it to them. Wow. Wow, 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:44.119 all right. I'm sure they do good work, but I 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.280 can't encourage that jingle. So we got a couple of voicemails. 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:50.760 Feel free, by the way, don't be shy. The phone 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:55.680 number call our hotline at two one eight F you ape. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.800 That's two one eight F you s now. You may 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:03.560 not understand the letters to UH number conversion, but that 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:07.840 would be two eight three. Well. Some people don't know, 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:09.800 but they don't know how to use it. They don't 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:11.360 know how to understand. They don't know what it means 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:15.199 to put the letters in the numbers together like that, Well, 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:17.040 I'm gonna give you the number. I'm gonna bee letters 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:22.399 are on your phone three eight two h h T 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:30.920 two three seven seven. We talked about this on the 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:33.960 podcast a long time ago. How when you you give 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.680 out the words like it's it's for like radio and 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.640 TV ads, it's easier to remember, right, you just give 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:43.280 out like younger people don't use the digits on the phone. 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:45.280 They don't even realize there are letters under the numbers. 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:49.240 That's how some people are. I guarantee you that my 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:51.879 you know, my nephews don't know. This is like when 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:53.520 we had our moms on and we said they didn't 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.960 know what w tf men, I kids when your friends 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:59.320 with kids about like five year olds, My kids no letters? 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:01.880 I think if if Mike they know. But they don't 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.560 know that there are letters on the phone pad. They 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:07.120 just see they see numbers. They don't see the letters 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:12.160 underneath them. They're invisible to people. I don't think they're invisible. Okay, 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:14.239 some people don't know. They don't know that there are 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:16.440 numbers there. There are letters under the numbers on a 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:19.280 phone pad. That's all anyway, our phone numbers two on 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:23.040 eight seventy seven. We have a couple of voicemails that 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.240 want to play. This guy decided to do too because 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:27.400 he didn't think the first one went through. But uh, 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:31.520 they're both pretty funny. I guess this is Uh, both 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.800 of them were encouraging the Well no, well this is 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.080 the area code seven one seven, he's already got cut off. 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:40.760 That's your that's your Lancaster area, like Lancaster, Lancaster. Our 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:50.480 friends at FT story. I'm a truck driver d for 0:20:50.640 --> 0:20:57.359 Giants through stores early right now and Virginia and uh 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:04.000 yeah that commercial bullshit, just say, you know, want the show, 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:09.920 but a big show. Wait if what commercials you referencing? 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:13.719 Oh oh he's still Carson, He's still going. So then 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.200 he calls back, he's I'll tell you, I'll tell you 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:20.480 what he's referenced in a second. Here Harry Brodie Brodie 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:27.320 Scary Corey from Carlisle, driving from Giant food stores currently 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:30.720 got in Virginia and uh, I just wanted to say 0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:36.840 maybe you guys, uh you see and uh yeah, that's 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:42.920 truck driver. H that's bullshit. You're a real truck driver 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:47.840 on there. Let him do it. Right anyway, I love 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:54.920 you guys, and uh got a shout out here. Yeah, 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:57.640 he did it. I was asking for one of those. 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:00.480 I was asking for one of those on the f 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:03.119 you age seventy seven, and he did it. We were 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:05.760 talking about the commercial we played last week, right, the 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.520 actor playing a truck driver. So the way, this guy's 0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:10.800 a fucking truck driver. Well, so you said, you said, 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:12.480 this guy is a sounding a truck driver. So I said, 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:13.800