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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Ant? Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Good by, Just.

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Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 3: line on you.

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Speaker 1: Hey kidding, I came over here.

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Speaker 3: Because I was watching you eat that manzarella stick and

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Speaker 3: I thought you.

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Speaker 1: Might need a napkin. Okay, kind of greasy. You look

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Speaker 1: like a dirty girl from Alick.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't Was this the urge to throw

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Speaker 3: Marinara sauce directly into his eyes? Instead, tell him that

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Speaker 3: he's the groovyest dude that you've met all night, and then,

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Speaker 3: when you're walking back to his camper van, give him

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Speaker 3: the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Maybe before the camper van.

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Speaker 3: No, do it right at the door and tell him

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Speaker 3: to call at you sometime, and hopefully he leaves an

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Speaker 3: awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hey Troy, it's the cruise.

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Speaker 5: I sorry for the noise. I'm at the airport, but

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Speaker 5: I just I couldn't stop thinking about you. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I thought I could limbo, but you must have extra

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Speaker 5: bones in your hips or something, because I've never seen

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Speaker 5: a man's been that way. I totally would have stayed

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Speaker 5: and hung out with you, but my parents were on

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Speaker 5: the cruise, so you know how that goes.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I would love to hear from.

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Speaker 5: You, you know, I wanna, you know, meet up and

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Speaker 5: maybe show you how li I can go.

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Speaker 3: She sounds so excited. I hope she doesn't hear this

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Speaker 3: and have her like limbo dreams.

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Speaker 1: Crush.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that.

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Speaker 1: It's the man that won the limbo they gave the.

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Speaker 2: Hourly choices.

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Speaker 6: Does he have other Hey, man, it's me uh d

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Speaker 6: Be from the open Mic.

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Speaker 4: I came by last week.

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Speaker 3: I was the guy.

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Speaker 1: I don't really do jokes. I kind of just talk.

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Speaker 6: And anyways, I've been working on this new bit where

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Speaker 6: I'm going to take sort of some song lyrics and

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Speaker 6: recite them as if they are these meaningful thoughts that

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Speaker 6: are just kind of coming to me in the spur

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Speaker 6: of the moment, kind of like a joke poet thing,

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Speaker 6: kind of like tag team back again.

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Speaker 4: Check it out, let's begin.

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Speaker 6: There.

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Speaker 2: It is Shaka Loacka Shacka Loacka.

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Speaker 6: I think it's pretty good the way I have it,

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Speaker 6: but if you have any notes or anything.

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Speaker 1: I can add to it, that'd be great.

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Speaker 6: Let me know, And how can I sign up for

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Speaker 6: the open mic next week?

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Speaker 1: It's not good when the open mic people are giving

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Speaker 1: you the really not good.

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Speaker 2: Also, I think we all know he just needs to

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Speaker 2: add seven more, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually a little bit disappointed that he didn't have

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Speaker 3: sensitive poetry and like chimes playing in the background while

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Speaker 3: he said that like.

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Speaker 1: This, that's true, that would have been more effective. Jeff

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Speaker 1: It inspires me to do my own open mic poetry.

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Speaker 1: Are you about to hit it up right now? Should

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Speaker 1: we snap? Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 3: Like book and Jeffrey's TikTok scene, fun and Fresh and

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Speaker 3: PG thirteen just making this from second Dates with comic

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Speaker 3: Flare to the strangest Loser lines to make it on air,

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Speaker 3: Shaka lacka Hako nailed it. Now, Let's get.

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Speaker 1: Alexis has falling asleep in the middle of Now, let's

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Speaker 1: get back to the clipse.

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Speaker 4: So, I know, we made out and everything. It was

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Speaker 4: kind of random, but I told my mom about it

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Speaker 4: and she was like, Oh, what are you going to

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Speaker 4: put on your Facebook and tell the family and uh,

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Speaker 4: I mean I have a lot of relatives on my

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Speaker 4: facebooks follow me there. So I looked at the options

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Speaker 4: and they're single, which I mean I'm not really single

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Speaker 4: anymore because of our make out. And there's then there's

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Speaker 4: a in a relationship, which is kind of exciting, and

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Speaker 4: then there's engaged or married. Obviously we're not there yet

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Speaker 4: but maybe someday uh. And then there's uh in a

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Speaker 4: civil union, which I think just means friends. And then

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Speaker 4: there's open relationship, so like I guess being open and

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Speaker 4: telling everybody about it. So I'm not sure which which

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Speaker 4: one to put, But which one are you going to do?

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Speaker 4: Love you?

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say one word homeschooled.

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Speaker 1: That is a ringer for a homeschool.

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Speaker 3: Person who wants to jump into our relationship after one tip.

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Speaker 1: I want to sit the poor girl down.

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Speaker 3: I have a real big talk with her relationship.

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Speaker 1: She kissed anyone her family would freaking.

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Speaker 5: Out would.

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Speaker 2: Yo, Marisa, what's up girl? I was hoping to catch

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Speaker 2: you in person, but I guess you're busy or not

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Speaker 2: near your phone. So when we were talking, we were throwing.

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Speaker 1: A few back and having drinks.

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Speaker 4: I was totally being serious.

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Speaker 2: I really think we'd be great, great freaking parents.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I know my parents were super strict, which you know

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Speaker 2: at the time I hated, but it was good for me,

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Speaker 2: you know in the long run.

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I had hard.

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Speaker 2: Cut off for bed time and they checked all my

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Speaker 2: homework and stuff like that. Mom even made me breastfeed

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Speaker 2: till I was seven, which I guess is kind of

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Speaker 2: weird looking back. So I'm just saying, I think if

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Speaker 2: you and me end up, you know, making some magic

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Speaker 2: between the sheets and pop out a kid or three,

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Speaker 2: I think between us and our jeans, worst case scenario,

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Speaker 2: all three of them will be good looking.

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Speaker 1: So give me a call.

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Speaker 4: Let's get it on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: There has not been a less romantic call that we've

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Speaker 3: ever gotten.

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Speaker 1: So crazy.

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like he casually works that into

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Speaker 3: his normal conversations. Why do I feel like he casually

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Speaker 3: still breastfeeds. Yeah, well, where he brings it up, he's like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, I heard the Vikings are going to

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Speaker 3: be good this year.

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Speaker 1: I mean, a breastfit until I was seven. But justin Jefferson,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: He is going to be a good parent someday, though,

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Speaker 3: I think we can all agree. You can lose a

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Speaker 3: loser line regularly at this time every single week, and

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Speaker 3: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.

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Speaker 3: You can hear your favorite loser lines of the week

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Speaker 3: right there. Now, we're going to get into a phone

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Speaker 3: tap right

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Speaker 6: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,