Speaker 1: We are about to find the answers to some of
Speaker 1: life's biggest questions.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Jewel Show, and no.
Speaker 1: It's not the meaning of life or what came first
Speaker 1: the chicken or the road crossing, or just what does
Speaker 1: it look like in Kanye West's head. That's a great question.
Speaker 1: It is a great question. But there are even questions
Speaker 1: out there that are more baffling. And there's a thread
Speaker 1: going viral of common things that women do that men
Speaker 1: can't seem to wrap their heads around. It's hilarious and
Speaker 1: we'll go over it next and hopefully get some answers
Speaker 1: on these wonderfully convoluted creatures.
Speaker 2: All this women.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and the questions are ridiculous. We'll go over
Speaker 3: right after this. It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, and it's something that the
Speaker 1: greatest minds in the universe have pondered for ages. Albert Einstein,
Speaker 1: Stephen Hawking, Rob the Snake Wrangler from Love Island. They've
Speaker 1: all wonder this question. And that question is how do
Speaker 1: women sleep comfortably with boobs?
Speaker 2: It's The jew Show. That's such a good question. It
Speaker 2: is a great question. Why, the same as how do
Speaker 2: you guys, sleep with your little friend.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's a thread going viral of common things that
Speaker 1: women do that men cannot seem to wrap their heads around,
Speaker 1: and that's one of the things on the list.
Speaker 2: I should be just picture dudes in her. You ever
Speaker 2: thought about it?
Speaker 4: Those like how do you roll over?
Speaker 2: She just lays on him, Like wha Is it difficult?
Speaker 2: Or do you just sleep?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: I mean, you just sleep.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you just kind of have to adjust him. I
Speaker 6: guess it depends on the size, but there are some
Speaker 6: moments when it's a little bit squitched, so you just
Speaker 6: adjust a little bit the same way you guys suggest,
Speaker 6: So I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's the same. We just have two question itself, is
Speaker 2: those are the hard hitting things that guys think about.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're driving in the car with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend or husband or a guy whatever, and you're like,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2: And they're like nothing.
Speaker 1: A lot of times it is nothing, but every once
Speaker 1: in a while it's like, how does she do it?
Speaker 2: That's amazing? I wish somebody would ask me that to
Speaker 2: my face, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about how do you sleep comfortably
Speaker 1: with boobs? It's like you got your own pillows. In
Speaker 1: a way, I'm so confused and my head hurts. Common
Speaker 1: things that women do that men can't seem to wrap
Speaker 1: their head around. Another one is how can they drop
Speaker 1: so much hair in my house and not be bald.
Speaker 2: That's a fair question. It is a fair question.
Speaker 6: I wonder it myself, Like how do I clog my
Speaker 6: drain every couple of weeks, all of a sudden, I
Speaker 6: still got hair.
Speaker 2: On my head. I don't know. That's a legit mystery.
Speaker 2: It works in our favor, though, no, it doesn't. It
Speaker 2: bothers me. What do you mean, what's our favor?
Speaker 6: I told you, Like when you leave your hair behind
Speaker 6: at somebody's house so they know that somebody with dark
Speaker 6: hair has been there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you place a hair on the pillow
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: You like strategically have done that in the past.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, man, I had a feeling some he was
Speaker 6: cheating on me, and I wanted to let that other
Speaker 6: girl know that this place has been taken. So I'd
Speaker 6: pull my hair out and I'd put it wherever he
Speaker 6: needed to be. Oh my gosh, how in the bed
Speaker 6: in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Another common thing that men cannot seem to wrap their
Speaker 1: head around. Is the fact that women want you more
Speaker 1: when you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Is that the truth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: I mean maybe it's like the idea of oh he's
Speaker 6: stable or oh he's like.
Speaker 2: Like he's good enough to have a girlfriend, and somebody
Speaker 2: else sessing it out. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I always thought it was because she's not actually
Speaker 7: hitting on you. Dude, it's just easier to talk to
Speaker 7: you because you're already taken. She doesn't have to worry
Speaker 7: about you doing dumbs. I do you also feel like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more of a guy thing that
Speaker 1: they think that any woman that talks to them is
Speaker 1: hitting a lot of times. So you're like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: got a girlfriend, so he's probably not trying to hook up.
Speaker 1: And then you're like how are you And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's really messed up.
Speaker 6: I used to hang out with this guy was a
Speaker 6: DJ and he had a fake wedding ring, and so
Speaker 6: on nights where he was DJing, he.
Speaker 2: Would pull that out.
Speaker 6: He's like watch this, and he would put the wedding
Speaker 6: ring on and see how much attention.
Speaker 2: He would get. We have more attention with a wedding
Speaker 2: ring on according to.
Speaker 6: Him, he did serious. I just stood there and I
Speaker 6: was like, okay, but I thought you were leaving with me.
Speaker 6: But that's what a disaster anyway.
Speaker 1: Another thing that men can't seem to wrap their head
Speaker 1: around when it comes to him and is why can't
Speaker 1: they tell us what's wrong without having to be asked
Speaker 1: multiple times?
Speaker 2: I'm going to read my mind, No we can't.
Speaker 4: Don't.
Speaker 6: You just want them to like care, because if something's
Speaker 6: wrong with me, I do want to share it with you.
Speaker 6: But if you don't care to hear it, then, like,
Speaker 6: you know, why are you not? Why are you not
Speaker 6: paying attention to my mood shifts? Because I know when
Speaker 6: you're hungry just looking at your hold on Nina.
Speaker 2: The question was why do you have to be asked
Speaker 2: multiple times? On time? Number one? We care? On time
Speaker 2: number five, we no longer care. Yeah, it's too hard
Speaker 2: to find out what's wrong with you working to it.
Speaker 2: We know something's wrong, but we haven't digested it yet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, ladies, advice just say that, Hey, okay, what's wrong?
Speaker 8: You know what?
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure yet, and when I will get
Speaker 2: back to you, I don't know that yet either. That's fair.
Speaker 2: I can do that.
Speaker 1: My last relationship was with a very angry person. It
Speaker 1: was very angry. They would never say it, but at
Speaker 1: the very beginning of the relationship, before we were in together,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I just communicate very straight up. So like, also,
Speaker 1: I've had a past with like a lot of people
Speaker 1: who have been very angry. So I may think you're
Speaker 1: in a bad mood sometimes when you're not. If you're
Speaker 1: just quiet. So if I ask you, are you in
Speaker 1: a bad mood? If something wrong? If you say no
Speaker 1: to me, then I'm just going to take you at
Speaker 1: your work. I communicated, that's fair right out of the gate.
Speaker 1: So I was like, so just let me know, honestly
Speaker 1: if you have a problem, it's all good. We can
Speaker 1: talk about it. I don't care. Yeah, right, but just
Speaker 1: be honest. Amount of times the amount of times that
Speaker 1: I was like, there's something wrong, No, all right.
Speaker 9: Cool, and then I didn't know then, and then remember
Speaker 9: that time when it was clear something was wrong, and
Speaker 9: then you just said okay and walked away, And I
Speaker 9: was like, but I told you, I know.
Speaker 1: Commenting that men seem to wrap their head around when
Speaker 1: it comes to women, how can they watch horror movies
Speaker 1: and true crime podcasts all the time and then wonder
Speaker 1: why they're anxiety goes he.
Speaker 2: Very good point.
Speaker 10: It's another jewbile phone frame sday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Peede Deakin's regional manager here. Tell us
Speaker 1: is this Donna?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes you do?
Speaker 1: Hey Donna? How are you you excited for your first
Speaker 1: shift tonight?
Speaker 11: I am? I really am, you know, just call it.
Speaker 1: Welcome you to the team. I'm excited for you to
Speaker 1: start tonight as well. I just want to touch base
Speaker 1: on a few things before you do.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you'll be our nighttime clerk, which means you'll
Speaker 1: be there from midnight until about seven in the morning.
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So have you heard much about the haunting?
Speaker 11: You know, I've heard stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have some visitors that never checked out
Speaker 1: of the hotel.
Speaker 12: Oh so you I thought those stories were just, you know,
Speaker 12: like made up. Are you saying there really is something?
Speaker 1: Yes, there's been some activity, which is why we've always
Speaker 1: had this position open. But you should be fine. It
Speaker 1: sound sounds like you have a pleasant disposition. But if
Speaker 1: you hear anything like laughing, you know, in the in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night or something like that. You know,
Speaker 1: you might hear something it's like laughing or something.
Speaker 8: Did you did you?
Speaker 12: Did you just hear like when you said laughing, there
Speaker 12: was laughing.
Speaker 8: Did you hear that?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't hear any laughing.
Speaker 12: It was right there again, Matt.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a thing on your phone or something. I'm know.
Speaker 11: It really sounded weird, like weird laughing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, No, I didn't hear anything. That's weird that
Speaker 1: you would hear that right now? Oh boy, that's interesting.
Speaker 8: That's a little freaky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's margaret. If you hear laughing in the hotel there,
Speaker 1: like you know.
Speaker 12: Like that, like you didn't hear.
Speaker 2: That just now, Nope, just heard myself talking.
Speaker 12: To you, okay, because it did sound like a woman.
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 8: What are you?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 12: I can still like every time you talk about it
Speaker 12: then in the background it's saint, but I can hear
Speaker 12: like definitely a woman going oh weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's nothing that right now. You didn't hear that, Nope,
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah boy.
Speaker 2: You haven't even worked a shift yet. It sounds like
Speaker 2: she may have.
Speaker 12: Attached what do you oh, my godness, she goes she's louder.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh really? Oh boy?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, like I said, nothing to be concerned about.
Speaker 1: She has, you know, only acted out a few times.
Speaker 12: So acted out, she's acted out, like what what does
Speaker 12: that mean?
Speaker 8: Even?
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately because of HR stuff, I can't really go
Speaker 1: into all the details. Really, but you should be fine.
Speaker 1: If she starts calling me by name, that's when I
Speaker 1: would be little concerned.
Speaker 11: Oh oh, she does that.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, You've got to be This is ridiculous
Speaker 12: that you can't hear this.
Speaker 11: I'm not nuts.
Speaker 12: I know I'm not. I'm not crazy. I'm not hearing things.
Speaker 11: This is.
Speaker 6: Me you.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, she just called.
Speaker 12: Me my name and said she's waiting to meet me.
Speaker 8: You can't know this.
Speaker 12: If you can't hear.
Speaker 11: This, I do not know what is wrong with you.
Speaker 12: But it is coming through loud and clear.
Speaker 13: Right now.
Speaker 12: Look over your shoulders.
Speaker 11: She's standing there.
Speaker 1: No I w I'm just in my office. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: this I'm okay. Now, I guess I'm starting to get
Speaker 1: a little concerned. She's never attached to somebody so quickly.
Speaker 1: She must like you a lot somebody.
Speaker 8: What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 2: Attached?
Speaker 11: To me what.
Speaker 2: She's well, I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Speaker 12: What what she's talking directly to me now? And I
Speaker 12: do not like this. I am not coming to work tonight.
Speaker 11: This is I'm not doing this.
Speaker 12: I quit this job and this is.
Speaker 8: This is stupid.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I really would.
Speaker 12: Like she she just said, I can't quit what the
Speaker 12: actual nobody told me? This was real? And this is ridiculous,
Speaker 12: And she was laughing again. I don't know what you
Speaker 12: think this.
Speaker 8: Is about, but I would like it.
Speaker 2: I would like.
Speaker 12: She's laughing at me. She's going to stop at Margaret
Speaker 12: off and I am not. I'm not going there with
Speaker 12: you just I'm going, by the power of Jesus.
Speaker 11: You just shut the.
Speaker 2: Donna.
Speaker 1: This is actually yes, because this is actually Dubil from
Speaker 1: the Jewbeil Show doing a phone brank on you and
Speaker 1: your friend.
Speaker 11: No no ice, if your friend Tina set you up,
Speaker 11: it's a joke.
Speaker 4: Yes, what the hell's that laughing?
Speaker 2: That was Victoria from the show.
Speaker 11: Hi, Hi, Oh my god.
Speaker 12: Well, anyway, tonight's going to be a real fun ship.
Speaker 12: I Am absolutely freaks.
Speaker 8: That hell out right now.
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with Jeubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1: Sixty seconds away from a free trip to Jamakea. But
Speaker 1: first it's Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2: So the fire festival too, really is happening, y'all? Seriously?
Speaker 2: Five actually going, I think so they went to the
Speaker 2: last one. Why would you risk that?
Speaker 6: Because Billy McFarland, the mastermind behind all of this, who's
Speaker 6: out of jail now and all that stuff, ready to
Speaker 6: make it happen In April twenty twenty five, says that
Speaker 6: he's hired a production com company this time to make
Speaker 6: sure that everything is taken care of, from soup to nuts.
Speaker 2: That was his quote. Okay, Ja rules still involved. Jo
Speaker 2: Rule is not involved.
Speaker 6: There will be expensive cheese sandwiches, sandwiches for partygoers to
Speaker 6: indulge in. Ticket start at four hundred dollars and go
Speaker 6: upwards of a million dollars.
Speaker 2: No, it's not just.
Speaker 6: About being there in luxury. It's about an adventure. Billy says.
Speaker 6: You'll be on a boat like the last one. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was an adventure for people. It was definitely an adventure.
Speaker 6: There's going to be yachts, and there is going to
Speaker 6: be scuba diving and all types of luxury experiences, including
Speaker 6: bouncing around to other islands and other countries on small planes.
Speaker 2: Everyone who pays a four hundred dollars ticket, you're going
Speaker 2: to be eating those cheese sandwiches. I will say.
Speaker 14: It's funny that he's saying there will be expensive cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 6: He's acknowledging the first one as a disaster. He's acknowledging it.
Speaker 2: It went to jail for it. It is kind of
Speaker 2: like an ode to that. You're right with the cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 6: But he's he's being funny and also showing you that, hey,
Speaker 6: for a million dollars, you will have the adventure fewer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know that.
Speaker 6: I would ever pay a million dollars to attend any
Speaker 6: type of festival.
Speaker 1: He's determined to make this Firefest happen, though, he really is.
Speaker 2: Does he have any artists that are performing on it yet?
Speaker 2: Not that we are aware of.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I'm sure nobody's been announced.
Speaker 2: Yes, bar prepare yourselves.
Speaker 1: If you were a huge performing artist, would you do Firefest?
Speaker 2: I probably would actually want to.
Speaker 4: Be there for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to see what's going down.
Speaker 6: I also would like have the most legit contract of
Speaker 6: all time. So I'm taking care of no matter what exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh. And completely different news.
Speaker 6: There's another type of trends that's sweeping TikTok, and that
Speaker 6: is childish backpacks. Kiddie backpacks are the move this year,
Speaker 6: especially for high school seniors, but it's starting to roll
Speaker 6: over into everyone. So we're talking about Dora the Explorer
Speaker 6: making a comeback, SpongeBob spied Man, all that great.
Speaker 2: I want to have I'm the map. I'm the map.
Speaker 2: I'm the map, the map, I'm the map. I'm the map.
Speaker 2: I'm the map.
Speaker 1: Stuck in my head all day? Any he do like
Speaker 1: it's stuck in my head. It's a great song, it
Speaker 1: really is.
Speaker 2: I just I've never watched it, but I think she's
Speaker 2: so cute. She's so cute.
Speaker 6: They're saying that it has something to do with that
Speaker 6: whole fear of growing up. You know, you find a
Speaker 6: little comfort with Dora wor Sponge Dora.
Speaker 1: She shouts everything, Yeah, boots, pack the drugs none.
Speaker 2: If it feels comforting, that's college Dora.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And we're going to fire Fest boot.
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Speaker 2: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubil Show, Dean is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that
Speaker 1: his wife, Joanna of five years, might be messing around.
Speaker 1: Hope not, but if she is, we'll try to catch
Speaker 1: her and we'll see what's going on.
Speaker 2: Dean, what's up? Why do you think your wife cheating
Speaker 2: on you?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Something weird that happens. It's really it can't get it
Speaker 11: out of my head. So look this kind of city beginning.
Speaker 11: Like Joanna and I we've been married for like five years.
Speaker 11: I think we've had like a pretty eating marriage, donalc.
Speaker 11: Like we're both people, have the same quirks, were both
Speaker 11: kind of like the same kind of weird.
Speaker 2: If that makes yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 11: We don't really even argue much. We actually the way
Speaker 11: we met was on a movie trivy in at a
Speaker 11: bar that we go to. Again, we were on opposing teams,
Speaker 11: and to be honest with you, she's she was the
Speaker 11: only one that might that knew more than I did.
Speaker 11: So I was like immediately taken back by her, and
Speaker 11: she impressed me, like from night once hit it off
Speaker 11: from then and now we go to tribute nights pretty
Speaker 11: much every week. And but now we're on the same
Speaker 11: team where the power couple trivias. Yeah, thank you, No,
Speaker 11: we do well. So, I mean, I've never really seen
Speaker 11: Joanna my kind of wandering I or anything like these
Speaker 11: seems to be like into me physically. I've never really
Speaker 11: had a problem. I'm so the other night was the
Speaker 11: first time I've had anything like questionable pop up in
Speaker 11: my head. So, you know, we're having our I don't know,
Speaker 11: adults time, if you will. In the middle of it,
Speaker 11: she you know, you know, we think it's a loud
Speaker 11: at times, and you know, you say each other's names,
Speaker 11: but she yelled out, Chris, Chris, I'm deaned. That's not
Speaker 11: even like I don't even have the middle Yeah, so
Speaker 11: I don't know, like I don't She didn't even text
Speaker 11: herself doing it, and to be honest, you, I think
Speaker 11: she's been it like maybe three times.
Speaker 2: That night, so like did you stop her? And was like,
Speaker 2: hold on, baby.
Speaker 11: Well not during that We're not buring that round. I
Speaker 11: mean after that round and obviously, like I asked her
Speaker 11: about it, and she kind of had like a deer
Speaker 11: in HEADLFE look first, that kid, like she didn't kind
Speaker 11: of like seeing where it was coming from. She then
Speaker 11: she's a night. At first she was just kind of famous.
Speaker 11: She was saying yes, and I was like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 11: I don't know. She was definitely saying Chris whatever. You know.
Speaker 11: She kind of got snippy and like she kind of
Speaker 11: got mad that I was acchiating her in the first place,
Speaker 11: and she didn't mention. She was like, we don't even
Speaker 11: know Chris, which was true the two of us that
Speaker 11: I know, you don't know Chris. After that round, like
Speaker 11: you know, we got a little snippy, She's get a
Speaker 11: little upset, and she's like, we need to drop it
Speaker 11: if you want round two, and you know I wanted
Speaker 11: round two. I kind of dropped it, but then the
Speaker 11: thought was like still running in my head and I'm
Speaker 11: still to this day wondering, like, who the hell is Chris?
Speaker 11: Like I know she said Chris. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 11: I mean there's nights where I have to work late
Speaker 11: and I can't get a Tributa and show, She'll get
Speaker 11: a tribua with her friends and you know what, all me.
Speaker 4: Which is totally cool.
Speaker 11: I don't have a problem with it. I don't know
Speaker 11: if there's some other dudes in that while she's there
Speaker 11: trying to move, you know, move on her while I'm
Speaker 11: out there, I don't know. I do know that there's
Speaker 11: this one other dude named Chris and always at trivia night,
Speaker 11: but we don't, like, we don't know him. We just
Speaker 11: know of him, so it's like not a Chris that
Speaker 11: we know. Yeah, I don't know if that's the Chris
Speaker 11: she was calling out too. I hope not, But I
Speaker 11: just I just kind of really want to know who
Speaker 11: this Chris is and who's making, you know, my own
Speaker 11: wife say his name.
Speaker 6: Did she have any exes or anything named Chris? But
Speaker 6: I guess if she did, she probably could have owned
Speaker 6: up to that, right.
Speaker 11: No, no, not, that'd be worse true.
Speaker 6: I just I don't know where that was. Maybe Chris
Speaker 6: Evans maybe she lets captain America. So yeah, we'll figure
Speaker 6: it out for you. Man, we'll play a song come Back.
Speaker 6: You already told us what grocery store you guys are
Speaker 6: Rewards card members at. So we'll call and pretend to
Speaker 6: be from the grocery store and say that every month
Speaker 6: we choose one Lucky Rewards card member who gets free
Speaker 6: flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she
Speaker 6: sends those to you or somebody else.
Speaker 11: Okay, perfect, Thanks, you guys appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we'll play a song come back and get
Speaker 2: your to catch cheter. Next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, And
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Dean is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he thinks that his wife of five years named
Speaker 1: Joanna might be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call her from the grocery store that there are Rewards
Speaker 1: members at, and pretend to be from the grocery store
Speaker 1: and say that every single month, we choose one Lucky
Speaker 1: Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 1: floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
Speaker 1: Dean or to somebody else. But first, Dean, why don't
Speaker 1: you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11: I mean Chris Noles version. I mean, I'm knowing my
Speaker 11: wife for like five years, and the other night she
Speaker 11: during a bud time, she said, Chris in bed, my
Speaker 11: name's Mike Is. So I'm kind of wondering who she's
Speaker 11: yelling out. We don't know Chris. So I just I.
Speaker 4: Just want to know, like why or who?
Speaker 11: Yes, Chris is and yeah, John down to Bomba.
Speaker 2: But you did say that there was a Chris at
Speaker 2: a trivia that you guys go to.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we know, of we don't we don't know the person.
Speaker 11: We don't know on person. But he's got a trivia
Speaker 11: you know, he's always a trivia night. And I don't know,
Speaker 11: maybe one night and I had to work late and
Speaker 11: I couldn't go to trivia, like maybe something kind of that.
Speaker 11: I don't know. I hope not. I hope I'm wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I just I just want to.
Speaker 1: Get to the bottom of this, all right, man, you're
Speaker 1: ready for us to call her? Yeah, because I'm going
Speaker 1: to be Okay, here we go. Hi, this is horrible
Speaker 1: calling from So. I was looking for a rewards card
Speaker 1: member named Joanna. Is she Hey, Johanna Please don't hang up.
Speaker 1: This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
Speaker 1: to say congratulations. Here, this month's a big winner.
Speaker 8: Cool, So what I win? What's up?
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the signs? Every single month we
Speaker 1: choose one lucky rewards card. Remember who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered anywhere they want to anybody that they want, absolutely free.
Speaker 1: You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 8: Okay, Oh, do I just tell you?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 8: Do I? What I need to do?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know who you want to send them to? Now
Speaker 1: that's great? Okay, yeah, the first thing I would need
Speaker 1: from you? Is this the first and the last name
Speaker 1: of a person.
Speaker 2: You'd like to send them to?
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, is Dean?
Speaker 2: My same last name? Is that a husband?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's my husband? And be a partner.
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh you guys do a tribute together. That's fun.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's actually going mad. But anyway, can I
Speaker 8: just put like a clue on the card?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: What did you want to put on it? Do you
Speaker 2: get a five hundred characters?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Okay, Well it's going to be.
Speaker 13: A movie quote for yeah, it's just like since threeistic
Speaker 13: game we've played back and forth.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, yet we can do that.
Speaker 8: You are our eighth customer today. You want to free
Speaker 8: um exclamations? The jerk what a little Sorry I was
Speaker 8: the jerk, Dean.
Speaker 1: Did they call you to Joanna? That's Dean on the phone.
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on the show called to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater where if we think somebody's cheating, we
Speaker 1: see that they send flowers to No, Dean is not cheating.
Speaker 2: Dean actually thought you might be.
Speaker 4: You guys scared me.
Speaker 2: You wanted to see if you send flowers to somebody else?
Speaker 8: What I like?
Speaker 11: I don't know. It was a I don't know, wouldn't
Speaker 11: remember you said the name Chris.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 11: I do much of the wrong way.
Speaker 8: Oh I wish there was a Chris addens me.
Speaker 11: Well, what do you mean you wish?
Speaker 8: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 13: Okay, sorry, Dean, I thought I said to drop it
Speaker 13: that night. Why are you telling people on the radio well, I.
Speaker 11: Mean, I mean, because you said another guy's in the
Speaker 11: bed the other night. I mean, I know you said
Speaker 11: the draba, but it still bothers me and I kind
Speaker 11: of want to figure out who this Chris was.
Speaker 8: Okay, well, here's what happened. Nothing. First of all, you
Speaker 8: know how it's just routine. It's not bad. But you know,
Speaker 8: we've just been doing the same thing for a while lately,
Speaker 8: and I was just fantasizing to make it more fun
Speaker 8: in the bedroom for me. So I was thinking about
Speaker 8: Chris Adams.
Speaker 11: So that's all to act.
Speaker 2: Sure, But you didn't tell him you were fantasizing about
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 11: No, I'm trying to play seriously, you're seriously thinking about
Speaker 11: Chris Evans while we're having specks.
Speaker 8: I mean, well, I'm sorry, yeah, Captain America.
Speaker 11: I mean, was he wearing with Captain America? Soon?
Speaker 2: Duran, Wait, Dean, are you okay with me?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: But really, Dean, if you as you hear this, like,
Speaker 2: are you okay with that?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 2: Does it bother you that your wife is fantasizing about
Speaker 2: a celebrity.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's not like it was Chris at trivia
Speaker 8: or something.
Speaker 11: You well, that that would be way worse. I mean serious, seriously,
Speaker 11: like thinking about Chris Evans while we're together having adult time.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, Joanna, do you feel guilty or I'm
Speaker 6: trying to understand how you guys are digesting this because
Speaker 6: it was a problem at first for you.
Speaker 2: Dean.
Speaker 8: That's kind of weird to talk about. Like if you
Speaker 8: fantasize that, you tell me.
Speaker 11: You're not doing for you anymore birth right, like you
Speaker 11: might add to other saying for it, there's something going on.
Speaker 8: No, baby, you're so hot. This is just a hilly fantasy,
Speaker 8: doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 11: I mean, when she's wearing his Captain America suit doing
Speaker 11: your fantasy.
Speaker 8: For a part of it?
Speaker 11: Do you want me to wear Captain America suit?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 8: All my birthday's coming up.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we'll let you.
Speaker 1: Guys finish this conversation out there. Hey Dean, congratulations though
Speaker 1: at least he's not cheating on you. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: sounds like communication is really going to help you both
Speaker 1: out a lot.
Speaker 11: Not for sure, I mean, if she even chanized on
Speaker 11: another guy, I mean, I guess I'm okay with Captain America.
Speaker 11: You know, it sounds like a still duty. I guess.
Speaker 2: Specific civic duty wood luck, guys, this is great.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 16: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 16: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 16: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 16: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 16: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 16: award you no points and may God have mercy on
Speaker 16: your soul.
Speaker 1: Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
Speaker 1: an orange, brown, and nude colored game of trivia.
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Speaker 1: out and ready to go with a few quick questions. Victoria,
Speaker 1: what is the big prize that the Jebel Show is
Speaker 1: giving away Jamaica?
Speaker 2: Yes? What was your favorite drink that you had when
Speaker 2: the show was in Jamaica together?
Speaker 6: Ooh, it's not an ass smoothie, but bad monkey that
Speaker 6: was called It's a dirty banana, dirty banana, I was.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Nina threw me off right there.
Speaker 6: That's what I've been calling it the whole time. Though
Speaker 6: it was bad monkeys. But those dirty bananas are so good.
Speaker 6: Nothing to do with the monkey.
Speaker 2: If you win the trip, get a dirty banana.
Speaker 1: I'm watching this show. I think that's why I confused it.
Speaker 1: When can people listening to this win that trip to
Speaker 1: Paradise Victoria.
Speaker 2: During Nina's as trending? Yes, yes, correct, watch out Victoria's
Speaker 2: on fire today. You versus Victoria is coming up next?
Speaker 2: Good morning? Can I take your order?
Speaker 11: Tall?
Speaker 4: A large black coffee Large flack.
Speaker 2: Do you mean aventy No, I mean large means av Yeah.
Speaker 2: The biggest onny Venti is.
Speaker 15: Large is twenty Yeah, large is large. In fact, the
Speaker 15: cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large. Venti's
Speaker 15: the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also the
Speaker 15: only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and free lang
Speaker 15: which it's.
Speaker 1: Time for you versus Victoria, America's favorite game show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 1: And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Dakota.
Speaker 2: What's up, Dakota, Fay, how are you doing good? Are
Speaker 2: you ready to take on Victoria? To seek? You have
Speaker 2: what it takes. I'm ready to forget everything I've ever
Speaker 2: known all of a sudden. That's the most accurate way
Speaker 2: to describe the game.
Speaker 1: So it always happens, all right, Victoria, are you ready
Speaker 1: to forget what you've thought you've always known?
Speaker 2: Yes, I am. You will do it on a daily basis,
Speaker 2: and I'm ready to do it again. All right, We're
Speaker 2: sending Victoria out of the studio. That's funny.
Speaker 1: And while she leaves Dakota, the game is played like this.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: she's outside. The door is closed, she's making faces at
Speaker 1: me through the glass.
Speaker 2: Here are we going to go to? Your time starts now?
Speaker 2: What is the coldest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 8: Ooh you area?
Speaker 2: What planet orbits the Sun on its side?
Speaker 4: Can you keep that?
Speaker 2: What planet orbits the Sun on its side?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Saturn?
Speaker 2: What planet has twenty seven moons? There's a theme here.
Speaker 6: Nap Tune Voyager two in nineteen eighty six visited what planet.
Speaker 4: Mars?
Speaker 2: What plant has a small ring around it? A small
Speaker 2: red ring around it?
Speaker 4: Also the Saturn.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to see if Victoria can get
Speaker 1: through this without saying uranus for every single one that
Speaker 1: is so that this happened, He's going to be the
Speaker 1: difficult part for her. Good Victoria, come on in. Okay,
Speaker 1: and while Victoria gets settled, Dakota, what's something you would
Speaker 1: like the world to know today?
Speaker 17: Well, I wouldn't have ever have heard of you, guys,
Speaker 17: if it wasn't from my beautiful wife and now so
Speaker 17: shout out to her and yeah, thank you guys for
Speaker 17: being awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, thank you to her, and thank you
Speaker 2: to you and thank you for being a good listener.
Speaker 2: Yeah to her, actually yeah, yeah to her, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you. He sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: All right, Victoria is in studio or headphones are on,
Speaker 1: and this Victoria might be the toughest you versus Victoria
Speaker 1: you've ever played.
Speaker 2: I'm not even over exaggerating. She like you're always over exaggerating. No,
Speaker 2: I think he's pretty that point with this one.
Speaker 1: You're not going to be competing against Dakota as much
Speaker 1: as you're going to be competing against yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why put it like that, because it's true.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible, and
Speaker 1: you have to beat Dakota outright to win, and Dakota
Speaker 1: you can tell her when to go.
Speaker 2: Godspeed, Victoria.
Speaker 11: Beddy.
Speaker 2: What is the coldest planet in our solar system? In
Speaker 2: the Solar system? Your it is? What planet orbits the
Speaker 2: Sun on its side?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: What planet orbits the Sun on its side? What planet
Speaker 2: has twenty seven moons?
Speaker 5: Where's your two?
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty six visited what planet? What planet has
Speaker 2: a small red ring around it? Saturn?
Speaker 1: All right, I got that in on time. Let's get
Speaker 1: the answers now with our scoreboard. Your ain is Brad.
Speaker 1: Dakota got one correct, Victoria I got four?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. What this was kind of riggs? And
Speaker 2: Uranus is Victoria's favorite planet.
Speaker 4: This one?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: You put in a lot of work to get this
Speaker 2: this round I have.
Speaker 6: I will say Dakota gets extra points for pronouncing the
Speaker 6: planet correctly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I say it right? How do you say it? Dagoda?
Speaker 1: I like I snapped out of it for Saturn real quick, Dakota,
Speaker 1: you didn't officially beat Victoria, but you do get one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 2: Just for playing those. I appreciate you, guys. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: appreciate you. Let's get the answers now with Nina. Can
Speaker 2: I just say that all the answers were Uranus Uranus?
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 6: We'll go over the coldest planet, Uranus, the planet the
Speaker 6: orbits the Sun on its side, the planet that has
Speaker 6: twenty seven moons Urinus. Where or two and eighty six
Speaker 6: visited Urinus and the planet with a small red ring
Speaker 6: around it.
Speaker 2: Urinus. I really thought it was Saturn.
Speaker 14: Uranus has a red rings. It's one of the only
Speaker 14: other planets that has a tiny little ring. You can't
Speaker 14: really see it in the telescope or anything. The other
Speaker 14: one Saturns.
Speaker 1: But did you know that we're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to see Saturn's rings anymore soon?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's turning, so it's not going to be able to
Speaker 1: be viewable from Earth in about six months. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so the only red ring will be able to see
Speaker 1: as the ring around your aus. Thanks for playing.
Speaker 5: Having me on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, go to yourself. We play you versus Victoria
Speaker 2: this same part of this weekday morning.
Speaker 3: Remember you want to play Victoria, just go Damas at
Speaker 3: the Jewel Show or go to the Jewel Show dot com.
Speaker 3: Also your shot at a trip to Jamaica coming up
Speaker 3: after that with Nita's what's trending.
Speaker 2: It's the Jewel Show First.
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Speaker 1: Thomas is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Nanny.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 1: get him another date. But first, Thomas, what's up man?
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you talked to Nanni.
Speaker 4: I've spent a couple of days, some texts, no reply.
Speaker 2: Okay, you sound bummed.
Speaker 4: I really thought I nailed this date. I thought this
Speaker 4: was the best date I ever made.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 11: Then? Well, we went to this night of market.
Speaker 17: You know, it was just like just pop up, mainstream thing,
Speaker 17: lots of food vendors and like you know, street art
Speaker 17: performers that kind of stuff, and you know, it's.
Speaker 4: Actually a lot more fun than I thought it was
Speaker 4: going to be.
Speaker 18: The honest, She's taking pictures the whole.
Speaker 19: Time and like seeing that you have a good time.
Speaker 19: Like this is like a total like Instagram little date,
Speaker 19: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, so is she like an influencer or something.
Speaker 19: Yeah, she's an insurance but likes business insurance. I'm actually
Speaker 19: trying to start my own business this year, so I
Speaker 19: was hell interested in all her insurance knowledge.
Speaker 6: You know, did you guys I don't know who get
Speaker 6: close and flirty, Like, how did that vibe feel outside
Speaker 6: of the instagrammable moments?
Speaker 4: I mean I thought so, I mean she's crazy.
Speaker 19: I you know, I was so into her, like mega,
Speaker 19: Like I could look at this girl for a decade.
Speaker 4: I saw she was she doing the same without me.
Speaker 4: You know, maybe.
Speaker 11: I don't know, maybe she shouldn't get my.
Speaker 4: Humor or something, or the clothes weren't right.
Speaker 5: I don't really know what it was.
Speaker 2: So I was like the conversations during the date, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, I kept.
Speaker 4: Making jokes, and I think she thought she was.
Speaker 11: She was like laughing on the inside.
Speaker 4: You know, she's not a big laugher, but like.
Speaker 11: I'm looking at her job.
Speaker 18: She's like I'm saying, I'm trying to start this business.
Speaker 4: Next year, and like she's in business insurance.
Speaker 11: I had a lot of questions, and I thought we
Speaker 11: were having a good report going.
Speaker 6: You know, Okay, did anything happen that was kind of
Speaker 6: awkward on the date other than talking about business the
Speaker 6: whole time?
Speaker 18: So maybe some of my jokes were over her head.
Speaker 18: There was there was one thing.
Speaker 4: It wasn't bad.
Speaker 19: You know, I don't want I don't want to talk
Speaker 19: about on the radio.
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna hope it wasn't that thing.
Speaker 2: You don't want to talk about what it was, but
Speaker 2: it's a safe place, Thomas. Well, I mean, let us
Speaker 2: be the judge.
Speaker 11: I think it just I just I don't want to
Speaker 11: talk about it.
Speaker 2: Whatever that makes me feel like it's that Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 18: Don't know, it's it's hard to I just don't want to.
Speaker 4: Talk about it. I don't think it was that.
Speaker 11: It could have been that whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you just do this for us, Thomas, Like,
Speaker 6: was it perverted? Wasn't funny? Was it awkward?
Speaker 18: No, it was just it was the thing that just happened.
Speaker 11: It could happen anybody.
Speaker 4: Don't let's move on.
Speaker 11: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I know my head's going to a lot of sensors.
Speaker 2: That dr pain.
Speaker 19: I did not see my pants?
Speaker 1: Okay, pause on that made me think you did. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're trying to figure it out for you. Then we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back and then call her and
Speaker 1: see iuse why she's ghosting you and maybe get you
Speaker 1: another data. Right, let's do this, Okay, Well, place I'll
Speaker 1: come back and get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Thomas is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he's getting ghosted by Nanny. We're about to call
Speaker 1: her and see if to tell us why she's ghosting him.
Speaker 1: But first, Thomas, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
Speaker 1: your situation.
Speaker 19: We had a good date at the name market, you know,
Speaker 19: taking pictures, a little time, having a good time.
Speaker 4: That's all. We were connecting beautiful a way into Nannie.
Speaker 4: And I don't know why she ghosts to me.
Speaker 20: Okay, there's one thing I think it could be if
Speaker 20: that and whatever, but I don't I'm hoping it's not
Speaker 20: that thing and something else, and maybe we can work
Speaker 20: through this.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about it so it makes us
Speaker 2: feel like it is that thing. Yeah, you said it
Speaker 2: was bad.
Speaker 18: If you knew, you'd understand it's a story.
Speaker 11: But I'm forgotting.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll tell us that. Yeah, we'll see. All right,
Speaker 2: you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8: Let's see it?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Masspekta Nani. Please is
Speaker 2: this hitor?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 2: How are you? My name is Jubil. I'm calling from
Speaker 2: a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Nanny,
Speaker 2: my name is Nina. Also on the show, Hi, and
Speaker 2: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 11: How are you? Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 11: I'm Hie.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I listened before.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: God, yeah, yeah, I actually have?
Speaker 2: Right? Would you like to be on one?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I guess I should have saw this coming.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us because they
Speaker 1: want to know why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2: Do you know who it is?
Speaker 8: I mean it has to be Thomas, Yes it is, You.
Speaker 2: Got it right? Do you mind telling us about Thomas,
Speaker 2: like why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 8: Okay, here you okay? Some of his greatest hits.
Speaker 10: The first thing he said to me, he said, oh damn,
Speaker 10: you're hotter than the Internet.
Speaker 11: Which was flattering but like a.
Speaker 2: Lot kind of funny. Okay, well, let's hear more.
Speaker 8: That's okay.
Speaker 10: He commented on my shoes four times, even to the
Speaker 10: point of asking me if I needed to take them off,
Speaker 10: which reminded me of, like, I don't know, like a teacher,
Speaker 10: a parent, I don't know. It was like my shoes alone,
Speaker 10: it was a lot. He was like tall enough, like
Speaker 10: it should have mattered at the like maybe that who
Speaker 10: cares that he's so much attention.
Speaker 5: To my shoes?
Speaker 8: Like it was a lot?
Speaker 2: Does he have like a flood fetish?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I didn't even.
Speaker 8: Think of that.
Speaker 6: If you're trying to get somebody's shoes off real quick,
Speaker 6: that tells about something.
Speaker 11: Oh no.
Speaker 5: So he also just carried on and on and on
Speaker 5: about this.
Speaker 8: New business, like let's not get ourselves.
Speaker 11: This dude's not starting a business, like okay, and.
Speaker 10: Then okay, about thirty four and fifty seven times throughout
Speaker 10: the night he commented on the other women at the market.
Speaker 10: They they weren't nearly as hot as I was, and
Speaker 10: like I started to get a little like embarrassed. It
Speaker 10: was embarrassing so like it was gross honestly.
Speaker 2: So, no, dude's not it. I mean that can definitely
Speaker 2: be a little awkward. Like I feel like someone was
Speaker 2: saying they're hotter than you. True, Oh.
Speaker 4: He wasn't because I farted on you at all?
Speaker 8: What, Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 4: I got coppa that No, don't use that.
Speaker 1: Thomas is actually on the phone listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. We can't cut it now, Thomas, you
Speaker 1: said it. I guess you cut it that night, to
Speaker 1: cut that punt, cut that put.
Speaker 5: I don't care. I wasn't even going to bring that up,
Speaker 5: but like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he did like on you though, How did that happen?
Speaker 10: It was like, it wasn't about my shoes. Yeah, he
Speaker 10: gets really excited about feet apparently.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is confusing. So you asked her to take
Speaker 2: off your shoes.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 5: You were nice shoes.
Speaker 4: We all know, nice shoes. He uncomfortable. I was trying
Speaker 4: to be courteous.
Speaker 2: Okay, how did you fart on her?
Speaker 5: I'm back over.
Speaker 11: I just come on, we don't got to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Come on, it happened to me that was the best,
Speaker 2: But that wasn't the reason.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean that's one of the reasons. One of
Speaker 11: the reasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you were mares, you know, and then
Speaker 2: and hell his cause yes.
Speaker 19: No, I can't control them whatever, I guess whatever. Look,
Speaker 19: I was complimenting you though. I was just trying to
Speaker 19: make you feel, you know, seen and secure. And if
Speaker 19: it wasn't the art thing, I mean, you you you.
Speaker 10: Definitely made me feel seen it was. It was a
Speaker 10: lot like it's harder other women, like I think they
Speaker 10: heard you saying.
Speaker 11: That I was hotter than them, and that's like embarrassing. Bro,
Speaker 11: how's that?
Speaker 4: How is that embarrassing? You're hot? You guys? Hot people
Speaker 4: don't get embarrassed.
Speaker 2: They're hot, Nanni, Would you like another date with I'm
Speaker 2: still pay for it?
Speaker 5: Uh no, I'm good, think so they'll pay for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll pay for it thanks to.
Speaker 5: You guys afore it was bad, like no, yeah, I
Speaker 5: really want to go out again.
Speaker 11: But just you don't know this.
Speaker 4: I always think you're hot.
Speaker 19: If you want to go on a day with someone
Speaker 19: who says you're on here because I think you're hot,
Speaker 19: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Jule's first date follow up, Hey there are you a
Speaker 1: library book?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because I'm totally checking you out. Also, i'd like to
Speaker 1: see all the names of the other people that have
Speaker 1: read you and they return dates.
Speaker 2: Because of open communication. That's too far, bro, too far?
Speaker 1: There are you from Tennessee because I dig Southern ladies
Speaker 1: and you're not bad for a seven.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's how that one goes.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what's the cheesiest pickup line ever used on you,
Speaker 1: or that you've ever used. I asked because the threat
Speaker 1: is going viral of people sharing ridiculous pickup lines that
Speaker 1: have actually worked, and we'll over them next so you
Speaker 1: can have some new AMMO when you're out there in
Speaker 1: the wild and feeling a little flirty. Yeah, right after this,
Speaker 1: it's the Jewbile Show. Hey there, we're back and do
Speaker 1: you like breakfast in bed?
Speaker 2: Oh you do?
Speaker 11: Huh?
Speaker 2: Well, Hi, my name is Breakfast. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2: It's the Jewble Show. I'll be like, well, I am hungry.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of ridiculous pickup lines out there,
Speaker 1: and sometimes they actually work. I say that because there's
Speaker 1: a thread going viral of people sharing their ridiculous pickup
Speaker 1: lines that have actually worked, so that you can be
Speaker 1: prepared to be flirty today. Also, let us know yours
Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one oh six one
Speaker 1: are texting four one o six one. Tell us the
Speaker 1: ridiculous pickup line that you like, and we'll go over
Speaker 1: them right now and tell you what the number one
Speaker 1: pickup line is in a second. But first, here's some
Speaker 1: of the other ones from the thread that's going viral. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you Siri because you auto complete me works in
Speaker 1: a certain subset of.
Speaker 6: It, just like totally kills it by bringing up Siri.
Speaker 6: I'm not turned on anything, you know, I say it
Speaker 6: to the wrong person, Like, actually, I work for Google.
Speaker 11: So now.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you just said, hey, Google, yeah, are you
Speaker 1: a charger because I'm dying without you?
Speaker 2: Would any of these actually work on you?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 2: Not yet, but some do work. I mean honestly probably
Speaker 2: Vitoria is like the charger thing, because the charger.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're going over a thread of cheesy pickup lines
Speaker 1: that people say have actually worked for them.
Speaker 2: Is your name, Jimmy, because I've found for you Jimmy
Speaker 2: that definitely would not work, that actually works for something,
Speaker 2: and be like, okay, you get a for effort, but
Speaker 2: that's not my number.
Speaker 1: Going over a threat that is going our people sharing
Speaker 1: the cheesy pickup lines that have actually worked on them
Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. What's one that
Speaker 1: has actually worked on you or one that you use?
Speaker 1: Aren't you worried about global warming because you're making it
Speaker 1: way too hot?
Speaker 2: Near also got to get well, I think any of
Speaker 2: these wi work. I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: I don't hear these and be like, wow, I'm so
Speaker 6: turned on right now I hear them, I'm like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, this that's so cute.
Speaker 2: Like if it makes you laugh, then yeah, they can
Speaker 2: pull you in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what the number one cheesy pickup
Speaker 1: line is so that you can use it when you're
Speaker 1: being flirty today. But here's another one actually kind of
Speaker 1: like this one. I'm learning about important dates in history.
Speaker 1: I want to be one of them.
Speaker 6: I don't know that I like that one because it
Speaker 6: implies that's just one of them, So how many important
Speaker 6: are you going to happen?
Speaker 14: That's the issue with some of these is the overthinking
Speaker 14: that happens after that, Yeah, after you say wait a second,
Speaker 14: hold on, like you want to put you on my team?
Speaker 8: Or what.
Speaker 2: A lot of days you could be one of them,
Speaker 2: don't you know what My favorite favorite favorite one is.
Speaker 2: That's is Mariah Carey. No I'm not even playing cards,
Speaker 2: but I pulled a queen.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: I was expecting me to say that are you Mariah
Speaker 2: Carey song? At first, this is you?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: That would work too, especially if it was around the
Speaker 6: holidays and I was like at a holiday bar, Oh,
Speaker 6: you got me done?
Speaker 2: That works.
Speaker 1: I love our listeners because there's text messages coming in
Speaker 1: at four one oh six one that are the pickup
Speaker 1: lines that they've used that actually work or would work
Speaker 1: on them, and I can't read any of them on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 2: You people are perverts.
Speaker 10: And I.
Speaker 6: Will say a little bit of advice is probably not
Speaker 6: always the best to compare people to food, because I'll
Speaker 6: tell you one that did not work. But I did
Speaker 6: give him some credit for it. This dude rolled up
Speaker 6: on me. He was like, dang, girl, you remind me
Speaker 6: of a whopper of a whopper double whappa with cheese.
Speaker 6: And I was like, excuse me, do I look like
Speaker 6: a square patty?
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, girl, you dig.
Speaker 11: Why? Well?
Speaker 2: That didn't work. He was a numbers game for you,
Speaker 2: exact trying that on everyone that exists. Just the first
Speaker 2: one that thinks this is cool is my queen.
Speaker 14: Like, no, that didn't work, bro, I've never used a
Speaker 14: pickup line in my life, really, really pretty sure.
Speaker 8: I never have. No.
Speaker 14: When you're as cool as I am, you kind of
Speaker 14: just don't need You just tell them fun facts about
Speaker 14: your life and they go, wait a second.
Speaker 2: Wow, Hey, I'm a pilot, what's up? You have a
Speaker 2: pickup lines you want to share with us?
Speaker 5: Okay, get ready because take notes because this is how
Speaker 5: you pull.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, are you an artist? Because I'm drawn?
Speaker 2: And oh all right, how many times does that work
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 8: I've never tried it?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: Do you like Pokemon? Because I want to peek at too?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: And Azina has more game than everybody is room.
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Speaker 2: Amazon owns Whole Foods that you. Oh, I didn't know
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Speaker 2: it either. I thought it just like an Amazon company. Oh,
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Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 11: So?
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Speaker 22: The senior was.
Speaker 4: He used to ask my.
Speaker 22: Son to do so many weird things and used for
Speaker 22: one fine day, what my friend did was he took
Speaker 22: the senior.
Speaker 4: Stu brush clean.
Speaker 22: The dolet for it back and just went to went
Speaker 22: so every time the senior went to brush steep, my
Speaker 22: friend Will used to feel that satisfaction.
Speaker 2: I feel like everybody's toothbrush is tainted and we don't
Speaker 2: even know it. I never thought about that. Whatever.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's that's how he felt.
Speaker 22: Was like to taular wings on him.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
Speaker 2: little secret. Never have a good one.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: Hey? What's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 8: I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Sweet?
Speaker 11: What is it?
Speaker 8: I am in love with the smell of tennis balls.
Speaker 8: I just love smelling them, you know.
Speaker 2: That, like when you pop the top of one of
Speaker 2: those fresh three ball cans. Yeah, that does have a smell.
Speaker 2: It's that all right.
Speaker 23: Yes, it just reminds me of when I was a
Speaker 23: kid in good times in school?
Speaker 8: Dam class?
Speaker 2: Does it? Has it become a problem though?
Speaker 23: I mean, okay, so maybe it wasn't so much when
Speaker 23: I was a kid because they were around all the time,
Speaker 23: But now probably I'd say it's kind of compulsive. If
Speaker 23: I see some fresh tennis balls, almost dies for them,
Speaker 23: Like everyone.
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Speaker 6: buy them an academy kind of, yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1: How would it be a dream job of yours to
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Speaker 2: Hey, I never thought about that dream online. Yeah exactly. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's yours?
Speaker 11: A dirty little sea cret