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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty naughty dude.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sweet, what is it?

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Speaker 3: We're all here to hear this one.

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Speaker 1: Oh. So I'm a brain cancer patient and I'm in

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Speaker 1: the ICU. This one girl was there I was seeing

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Speaker 1: at the time, visiting. I was in ICU. When she leaves.

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Speaker 1: Another one I was talking to shows up and I'm

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Speaker 1: out of it, like all the medicine they were getting me.

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Speaker 1: So we had an intercourse and I see you bed

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know that bed was waited.

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Speaker 2: The bed was waited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.

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Speaker 1: So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing?

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Speaker 1: The nurse comes in because the weight went up for

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Speaker 1: hundreds in town. They called me doing the deed. And

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Speaker 1: I see you.

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Speaker 2: They came in and caught you.

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Speaker 1: What did they say? What they say? They said, that's

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Speaker 1: good enough to go home. The next day.

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Speaker 2: You're definitely feeling better. Thank you for doing a little secret. Man.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you're doing better.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're doing a lot better back work.

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Speaker 3: But many girlfriends you got now too many?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 4: I do have a dirty little secret is it's actually

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Speaker 4: from when I was younger and going to the clubs

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Speaker 4: a lot. Me and my friend went to a club

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Speaker 4: and I was in the bathroom and this girl was

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Speaker 4: a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and she asked

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Speaker 4: if she could buy my thong underwears off of me

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Speaker 4: for five dollars because she met a guy that wanted

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Speaker 4: her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they were too big.

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Speaker 4: So the best part is it's like two in the morning,

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Speaker 4: everyone's leaving the club and my friend was like, girl,

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Speaker 4: are those your songs on that guy's head.

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Speaker 3: Out of the club?

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Speaker 2: On his head?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's incredible.

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Speaker 4: And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess

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Speaker 4: everybody knows now.

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Speaker 3: And you can't underestimate what goes down in the women's

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Speaker 3: bathroom clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and

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Speaker 3: that's the kind of interaction to expect. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 3: made five dollars.

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Speaker 2: I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at

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Speaker 2: a bar. What did they ask you for?

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Speaker 3: It?

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Speaker 2: Would you that was on their checklist of things they

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Speaker 2: need to get The guys underwear and it was a

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Speaker 2: very hot summer day, so I felt bad for them.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.

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Speaker 4: Have a good day you too.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.