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Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email from a guy

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Speaker 1: wanting a second date update who says he thinks he's

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Speaker 1: finally cracked the dating matrix. Honestly, I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what that means.

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Speaker 2: To have someone taken a blue pill instead of the

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Speaker 2: red pill. I'm going to be upset.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hoping Keanu Reeves is on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now asking us to help him with his love life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's difficult for him taking the little blue pill.

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Speaker 3: Wants to know?

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Speaker 4: Is that you, hey, not.

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Speaker 2: Quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll probably.

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Speaker 3: Would have said more than one word.

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Speaker 4: I can't live up.

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Speaker 1: I can't. Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Keana will call in later, but

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Speaker 1: tell us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing

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Speaker 1: that you've cracked? What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: So there's three points that women can have, you can

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Speaker 4: only have two, never the third I've seen this.

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Speaker 2: Is I don't get it. What kind of points? What

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Speaker 4: So they can be hot, they can be sane, or

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Speaker 4: they can be single. They can be hot insane, but

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Speaker 4: then they're.

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Speaker 2: Not single, right, Okay, it's perfect. They can be sane

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Speaker 2: and single, but then they won't be hot.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you can only have two of the three points.

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Speaker 2: That works for men too. I don't think that it's

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Speaker 2: just a women exclusion.

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Speaker 1: There ye look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right

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Speaker 1: in front of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well you're not very sane though, are you any

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Speaker 3: of the three points stuff?

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Speaker 2: So I appreciate it. You stepped up for the rest

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Speaker 2: of the team.

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Speaker 1: I opened myself up to that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.

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Speaker 1: You think that you found a girl who's all three?

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Speaker 4: Well, I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now, just real quick before we learn about her,

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Speaker 2: are you able to offer all three?

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Speaker 4: I like to think I do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but Jeff, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So what's her name?

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Speaker 4: Tara?

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Speaker 1: Tara Tara? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Where'd you meet her?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: We've been on a dating app.

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Speaker 2: Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?

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Speaker 4: No? Not bio probably offends.

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Speaker 1: Probably not the right way to lure people.

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Speaker 2: People do all sorts of weird things on their DAT.

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Speaker 3: Like shocking ya you.

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Speaker 1: Would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway, tell us more about Tara.

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Speaker 1: Would you like about her?

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Speaker 4: She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do you guys do on your date?

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Speaker 4: We're gonna go a bar hats and drinks, and we

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Speaker 4: mostly told bad dating stories that we've.

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Speaker 3: Had bonding over. Like the bad dating stories is good.

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Speaker 2: But don't you think it gets to a point in

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Speaker 2: that conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like

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Speaker 2: almost like it like, how many stories do you have?

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Speaker 2: I feel like maybe the common denominator is you the.

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Speaker 3: Lastor is like one day all we talked about was

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Speaker 1: You do you remember any of the stories?

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Speaker 4: Uh? She told me about this first date she went

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Speaker 4: on where the guy she's going out with brought his

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Speaker 2: Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.

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Speaker 4: And he introduced her as his girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Mom, not the mom he introduced the new girl to Ta.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend mom.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like

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Speaker 1: it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom. You're

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Speaker 2: I know your mom wants to come.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make.

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Speaker 3: M thinking about my mom that she thinks any girl

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Speaker 1: What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?

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Speaker 4: Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,

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Speaker 4: So I tried to tell him her one of my

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Speaker 4: roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just

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Speaker 2: A lot of it's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Trying to take home a wild poss.

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Speaker 2: Like, how was your night last night? Well, I took

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Speaker 1: Five and yeah, literally, So okay, that sounds fun like

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Speaker 3: It is kind of sad that you don't have that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know this is right?

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Speaker 3: That is good overall.

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Speaker 2: There any bad moments in the date.

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Speaker 4: It really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a

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Speaker 4: lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It

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Speaker 1: Anything, but you know, okay, so how did you leave it?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I asked if I could see her again. She said, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 4: she says she's busy here.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised the poss didn't get her all Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: sure you can see me again.

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Speaker 1: Sure, yes, Because the trifecta, the sane part is pretty

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Speaker 1: easy to hide the first.

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Speaker 3: The third part doesn't come up for years later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty.

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Speaker 3: High for one day, you know.

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Speaker 1: But that is why he said that it was hopeful

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Speaker 1: that she was all three things of the dating matrix triangle.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can. When we come back, we're gonna call

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Speaker 1: Tara for you and try and get you your second

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Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, right now, hold

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Speaker 1: on second date update.

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Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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Speaker 2: right after you. Here.

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Speaker 1: Part two, we're about to find out if the dating

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Speaker 1: matrix can actually be broken. Wow, we learned about it

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Speaker 1: in the first part from our listener Evan. Apparently it

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Speaker 1: works kind of like a triangle where there's three qualities

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Speaker 1: the rule is you can only have two of them. Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you're hot insane, then you're probably not single. If

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Speaker 3: Yes, man, can you have all three? I just single

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Speaker 3: has none of them. We've gone over this, so it's

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Speaker 4: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking it down is really depressing, just internally in

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, there's no good look in any of

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Speaker 1: Finding more and more reasons every day to give up

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Speaker 1: and move to Colombia to find a mate. But Evan,

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Speaker 1: Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and

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Speaker 1: be all three qualities all at once. They're about to

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Speaker 1: call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.

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Speaker 2: Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not

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Speaker 2: calling him back. Yeah, you know of him.

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Speaker 3: She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.

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Speaker 1: We're going to find out the reason you're ready to

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Speaker 1: do this, Evan, I'm already.

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Speaker 2: If this doesn't work out, are you gonna like give

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Speaker 2: up on dating? Altargether like this is the last chance

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Speaker 4: I mean it depends, you know, if she's not single,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.

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Speaker 1: But if she's not hot, that would be a weird

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Speaker 1: one to find out after the date, but you never know. Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's fine out here we go? Hello, Hey, we're looking

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Speaker 1: for Tara.

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 2: This is she?

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Speaker 1: Okay perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: The whole show's here, Tara. We're excited to have you on.

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Speaker 1: That's the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, what show?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry from where it's a radio show, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I.

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Speaker 5: Wed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little weird, but uh, we do this

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Speaker 1: segment called the second Date Update, and we're trying to

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Speaker 1: help out one of our listeners score another meet up

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Speaker 5: Okay, my goodness, who is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for a

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Speaker 1: long time. But maybe I'll just tell you. His name's Evan.

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Speaker 2: She's like, do we get to know? Yes, yes, you

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes I do.

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Speaker 1: We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you guys commiserated over all your bad

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Speaker 5: Right, Oh my gosh, yes, yeah, we did. That's kind

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Speaker 5: I'm really honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? It just it just really sucks because I felt

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, that story about his roommate, how his roommate

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Speaker 5: kind of got the story a little bit wrong.

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Speaker 2: How would he get this story wrong.

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Speaker 5: Because the girl, So, the girl tried to bring home

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Speaker 5: the possum in her purse. Right, And as I'm hearing

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Speaker 5: that girl was me.

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Speaker 2: You're possum girl.

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Speaker 5: I'm the girl.

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Speaker 1: He uses your story work possible date that somebody's ever

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Speaker 2: So you dated his roommate for a hot like you

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Speaker 5: We went on one day and I wasn't even trying

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Speaker 5: to bring the possum home. I was trying to dig

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Speaker 5: in my purse, like in my drinking state. So like

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Speaker 5: you try to give it some food to maybe give

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Speaker 5: it some life back or.

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Speaker 2: Purse.

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Speaker 1: Did one second when you realized that it was about you,

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Speaker 1: did you tell Evan like anything?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.

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Speaker 1: Well, now's your chance to finally set the record straight

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Speaker 5: That was me. Yeah, the story was a little off,

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Speaker 4: No, I had no idea. She's a great poker face.

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Speaker 5: So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring

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Speaker 1: She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was

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Speaker 2: Her story makes more Yeah, but more fun at a party.

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Speaker 1: To like, Tara was actually trying to help the possum.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like maybe you should have said something.

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Speaker 4: Looking pact on it? Now, it's kind of funny. She

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, sure you give her a stuffed powsome on

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Speaker 3: The matrix is still intact.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of.

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Speaker 1: Well, that second date update happened months ago, and we

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We can all all the possums we want now.

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Speaker 2: I've already had rabies once, so it's.

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Speaker 5: We really just wanted to update, like just how and

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Speaker 1: Okay, so are you guys still together?

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Speaker 1: Okay? What's that like?

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Speaker 4: Evan? Well, it turns out that the Ponsan thing wasn't

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Speaker 5: I don't want to come across as like the obsessive

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Speaker 2: It should work for you. I mean, why there was

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Speaker 5: They should have had them. No, but we we did

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Speaker 3: Just adopt every animal.

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Speaker 2: You guys are gonna have little fur babies together.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they are so so cute. There really is a

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Speaker 1: Oh, Evan, are you ready to become doctor Doolittle?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it sounds like it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as it's not upon them going.

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Speaker 3: To have like a snake in a racon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's still a stance for him.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're happy to hear that you guys are still

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Speaker 5: No, it's been great, Ivean. He supports my my love

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Speaker 2: And they're gonna start adopting him and naming them after

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Speaker 1: We'll keep us updated on your life. You guys, thanks

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Speaker 1: for reaching out. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.