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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand and welcome Welcome back to

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Speaker 1: another edition of Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's pondering on the dot com today.

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Speaker 1: It's America's favorite new game show. This is Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm wan Donkler, and let's get right to it. Today's

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Speaker 1: question is this, what is a job that a robot

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Speaker 1: could do better than you? I'm one Donkler. Let's discuss.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's one kind of job that comes to

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Speaker 1: mind immediately. I'm not sure I can talk about it

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Speaker 1: all morning radio. Wait, that's actually like I feel like,

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Speaker 1: why are you put yourself down? Yeah? Oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to take away her credit. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: I think there are robots that do that job? Are

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Speaker 1: they do a bang up job? Is a job that

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Speaker 1: a robot could do better than you? I'm one Donkler

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Speaker 1: and this is Stupid Internet Questions, Famous questions. Pretty Victoria

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Speaker 1: jumping on. I was thinking it could type fast to

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Speaker 1: me like computer. Apparently we're in different headspaces right now.

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Speaker 1: I think you took it too seriously. I think I

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Speaker 1: did too. What is the job that a robot could

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Speaker 1: do better than you? Probably drive. I think everybody could

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Speaker 1: say that once they get a robot that can drive correctly,

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Speaker 1: not a test like that they crash. I love that

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Speaker 1: willingly admit that they're horrible. Jar. Yeah. Just for me,

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Speaker 1: it just be anything that involves like manual labor like Hans,

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Speaker 1: like putting together at Ikea bed. There should be robots

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Speaker 1: for Ikea furniture. I was an answer for my husband

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Speaker 1: jubil anything project, anything stud for him, one time, all

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Speaker 1: the time. What a one time all the time. I

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Speaker 1: realized I was just out class as like a traditional

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Speaker 1: dude in my house because I was trying to hang

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Speaker 1: something on the ceiling and Alex was with Jack's just

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Speaker 1: ten years old, and I'm in there trying to find

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Speaker 1: this stud in this stum like I can't. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I cannot find the stud. And then Alex fimmes and

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Speaker 1: he goes, are you still looking? There's like fifty holes

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Speaker 1: in the ceiling. At this point, I'm to just tear

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Speaker 1: the ceiling open and get in there and look and go, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's right there. And she goes, why is it so

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Speaker 1: hard to find the stud? I'm like, this is still

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Speaker 1: stud finder thing. If this isn't working, and she's like,

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Speaker 1: it can't be that hard. You just put the wall in.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh yeah, you think it's that simple,

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Speaker 1: huh try it? So I tossed it to her and

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Speaker 1: she goes, okay on the wall and just beep and

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Speaker 1: then drills into it right into a stud. Can I

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Speaker 1: just do the dishes and laundry? Ye? What is the

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Speaker 1: job that a robot could do better than you? Definitely anything,

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Speaker 1: d I y, Although Christian, you brought up Ikea furniture,

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Speaker 1: I don't even think a robot program would want to

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Speaker 1: do that job they put too they'd be like, no,

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Speaker 1: I can't get this right too much. Yea, some things

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Speaker 1: going on backwards are inside. I mean, I'm not the

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Speaker 1: best cook, so a robot is definitely going to scheff

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Speaker 1: up a lot better. But that would be dope to

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Speaker 1: like cook us dinner girl or whatever you speaking of

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Speaker 1: the Ikea furniture. So I finally got a dresser. Guys,

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Speaker 1: my clothes are all on the floor, go me, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I started putting the drawers in and all of

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Speaker 1: the roly things that you put inside the dresses that

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Speaker 1: way that your dresser sound like me talking about. Have

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Speaker 1: seen things that you put inside the dress. Ye, they're

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Speaker 1: called wheels. I have put on backwards. It didn't happen,

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Speaker 1: redo it. It It doesn't matter how It doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: many times you put together something and put it together

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Speaker 1: incorrectly where you have to take it apart and turn

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Speaker 1: something around. It doesn't matter how many times you will

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Speaker 1: never learn, because you'll never figure it out, even if

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Speaker 1: you remember during the thing the whole time, and Kate,

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Speaker 1: don't put anything backwards, or if set down on a

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Speaker 1: and it's still gonna have. I'm convinced that I can

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Speaker 1: like that. Whole Swedish thing is just to act. They

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Speaker 1: name their stuff like the gorphin Flugan because that's what

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Speaker 1: it sounds like when you're working on it, because you're

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Speaker 1: swearing so much. What is the job that a robot

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Speaker 1: I waited tables for a little bit and I was garbage.

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Speaker 1: I mean you basically read that's what red Robin is.

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Speaker 1: all time. Yeah, bouncer, never you're ready. Alex and I

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Speaker 1: that the girl who was working the window at the

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Speaker 1: was weird. She had to have been a yeah Cynthia Mutt,

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Speaker 1: yeah name. She literally spoke yes, thank you one moment please,

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Speaker 1: She turned around. She was on a track like was

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet Question. It was a gorful, flocking good time.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of like an Ikea her. Join us

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Speaker 1: tomorrow when we play another edition of Stupid Question. I'm

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Speaker 1: one dunkler. Thanks for playing. Remember you can follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jewilshow follow all of

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Speaker 1: us individually. I'm a Jubil Fresh, I met that dress.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Grace Now, I'm at Bennett Knows, I

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Speaker 1: met Vires As the Jewil Show on demand, It's another

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Phone frame Day. Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from plumbing. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Ryan. Uh yeah, list me. Hey. So, UM, just

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Speaker 1: needs to call you up because we were working on

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Speaker 1: some of the stuff here at your house and I

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Speaker 1: had to speak with you for a second. But I

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Speaker 1: just gotta update you on something. Uh okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: is my wife at home? She was supposed to be there. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she is here, and she suggested that I call you

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Speaker 1: about this one. Okay, but is it quick though, I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of busy and um, but I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I would know that she wouldn't know. Um, that toilet

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Speaker 1: has just not worked for like a month. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the toilet's all good. We fixed the plumbing problem. It's

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Speaker 1: all good. You're good to go on that. And then

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Speaker 1: I saw this room here that's got all these legos

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Speaker 1: and that's why I asked your wife about him. And

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Speaker 1: then she was like, well, you gotta call him, ask

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Speaker 1: him any specific question. Oh my, oh my god? What? Um?

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Speaker 1: What was what? What was? Um? What? Sorry? But um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a little concerned because you said you

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Speaker 1: were looking at the legos. Yeah, that's not really where

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Speaker 1: the issue was that a different room? Oh are you hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? What what the just happened? Hey? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What well? Was that the phone's breaking up or something?

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Speaker 1: What was that? I'm sorry? Yeah, the toilet that's why. Um,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about that at my legos. And then

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Speaker 1: I heard a bunch of crashings. Did one of the

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Speaker 1: lego fall? Ah? Well if you okay? So I just

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Speaker 1: was just checking out, you know, the cool Lego collection

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Speaker 1: can't have here, and there was, um, there's the stranger

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Speaker 1: things lego? I know, what about telling Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: along two thousand ever, yeah, looks like about two thousand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get out of here, but it is

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Speaker 1: kind of um well, it's hard to get out of

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Speaker 1: get out, get out the How what is happening I, well,

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Speaker 1: I just walked out of the room, but I stepped

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Speaker 1: on a bunch of legos, and you know how that bills?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that hurts? Are you barefoot? What did that

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Speaker 1: even happen? Foot around my head? That's beside the point,

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Speaker 1: because I think I have to talk to you now

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Speaker 1: about I have a lawsuit. Well, you have a lawsuit

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Speaker 1: on I think, Oh, oh, I have a lotsuit on

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Speaker 1: my hands. I do. You're the one walking around my

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Speaker 1: house barefoot for some reason, you went into a room

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Speaker 1: you weren't supposed to be in and you're ruining. That

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Speaker 1: took me ages all right time? Yea, Bill, Why would

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Speaker 1: you leave the legos on the floor. That's a hazard.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows that you can get hurt that way. And

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I just hurt the bottoms of my

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure about that. And I can't believe that

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Speaker 1: that happened while I was physical therapy. Shut shut up, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you tell me to shout out on

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Speaker 1: the floor? You push them on the floor? No? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: they were not on the floor when I left the house?

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Speaker 1: Is warning? You put them on the floor because your customers.

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Speaker 1: You have just shut up shut you shut shut up,

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone Frank

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Speaker 1: what you was in it for a second? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? She told us you had some plumbers in

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Speaker 1: your house working and that you've taken up a new

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Speaker 1: hobby of legos and wanted us to destroy your prize

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Speaker 1: lego set. Oh my god. So the Jewel Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Ashley is on the phone today for War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her

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Speaker 1: because of his stanko. He thinks, well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She said it's something to do with the smell. That's

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Speaker 1: out why she thinks her boyfriend Chris is cheating. Ashley,

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Speaker 1: to come out like this. Sorry you have to do this.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he's not cheating. But why do you think that

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend, Chris is cheating on you. Okay. So we've

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Speaker 1: lived together and every morning he goes to work and

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Speaker 1: he smells like it's normal. Sell. He always comes home

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Speaker 1: from work and he smells like a feminine perfume. Oh okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a dead giveaway. Actually. Yeah, So he leaves the

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Speaker 1: smells like he's got perfume. And I'm sure he's not

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Speaker 1: going to norshrooms and sprang some perfumes exactly. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean he leaves the house and smells like five. So

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Speaker 1: it's and it's definitely a feminine perfume that it smells like,

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Speaker 1: definitely something like super flowery and it's strong. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: how long has this been going on for? Lo's what

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Speaker 1: We're going on for like three or four months. And

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Speaker 1: he just keeps saying, someone in the office must have

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Speaker 1: sprayed something something. I've worked with some people. I used

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Speaker 1: she definitely used a lot of older lady perfume, you

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Speaker 1: her after she walked through it. But even then, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I ever left and I smelled like her

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Speaker 1: weird old lady perfume. Yeah, god, yeah, something weird. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So is there anything else that seems off between you guys?

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Speaker 1: and like when we're on vacation, like come on, dude, UM,

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Speaker 1: Oh shut up? Are you seriously? I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is that? Sira Joe? Hey, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Did she work at a dive bar that you've been

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking that, you know, I'm doing something nice

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. I'm going and hanging out, that's all.

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Speaker 1: You're such a liar. You are such a liar. Who

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Speaker 1: There's no, he's never gonna I've never hated the word acquainted.

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Speaker 1: it's the bartender. There we go. Wow, like you're leaving me,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had to cheat on you if you

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Speaker 1: You're always checking in on me. He's my least favorite. Yever,

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up on him. Okay, okay, okay, he says, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hung up on him. Well he actually admitted though,

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Speaker 1: did you on demand? Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It is the Jewels Show. Yes, I can't

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Speaker 1: ask your name because everybody remains anymous for the Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret, but we're calling you because you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So what is it that's right? Well, so, well,

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Speaker 1: secret is I just like to break eggs in cartons

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Speaker 1: it's not evil, it's for my own personal enjoyment. I

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Speaker 1: go get my other food, but you know, obviously in

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Speaker 1: I watch all these people either they check in me,

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Speaker 1: to grab them and yolk leaves all the leaks all

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Speaker 1: over them. Ridiculous, It's real, Rich, It's great. Do you

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Speaker 1: like to laugh watching this? Do you just get entertainment

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Speaker 1: You're like, what kind of person would do that? And

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Speaker 1: you know what, this is awesome, all right, we'll love

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Speaker 1: to give it a shot. Then, thank you for telling us.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a little secret. I might have a new

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Speaker 1: late in my life, I used to walk down the

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Speaker 1: bread aisle. If I ever walked down the bread aisle,

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Speaker 1: I would just poke my fingers. He just felt good.

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Speaker 1: But I don't do that anymore. Your own bread, and

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Speaker 1: do it to your own bread. I do now, I

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Speaker 1: do now, I only now I've never seen that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I haven't poked bread in a while. I don't eat

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Speaker 1: that much bread anymore. Put your fingers in things that

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Speaker 1: belong to you, do you guys do anything weird at

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Speaker 1: the grocery store like that dude or me? I mean

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Speaker 1: I thought I was weird just going around to all

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Speaker 1: the sample stations at Costco like three times each they

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Speaker 1: saw you. Costco doesn't take us. Costco doesn't really do

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Speaker 1: samples anymore since COVID. Yeah they should do toilet papers.

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Speaker 1: I could take a home in very good point. What

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Speaker 1: if they did sampling for toilet papers here? So just

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Speaker 1: run right back here in the restroom, try it out.

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Speaker 1: Let us know what you think. I wasn't thinking run

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Speaker 1: to the restroom. I was thinking, just like everything else,

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Speaker 1: that's right there. You just take it down the with

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Speaker 1: you too, and you're just testing to drop your burches

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Speaker 1: right here. I just remember being like when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, they used to have these like cupon dispensers

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Speaker 1: and all the aisles, you know, pull them out. They

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Speaker 1: don't really though. Yeah, I used to get all those

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Speaker 1: little cupons and pretend they were playing tickets because I

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Speaker 1: hated in my hometown as a kid to leave. Christian

447
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: just was at the grocery store, just like I want

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Speaker 1: to leave so bad. I know I need to get

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Speaker 1: to La. I'm not listening, Love you, mom. I loved

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Speaker 1: it when they put the coupons in those little things

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Speaker 1: that would dispensers. They rarely have them now, but you

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Speaker 1: would walk by them, and they had coupons that hang

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Speaker 1: out when you pluck it out, and then a little

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Speaker 1: red light would flash and another come out right out.

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Speaker 1: There was so much used to get so mad at

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Speaker 1: me when I would take them out. I would just

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Speaker 1: kept taking them out. Every time I'd go buy one,

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Speaker 1: I'll just take one out, do yeah, And she would

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Speaker 1: get so mad at me. That's literally the point. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would see parents all the time getting mad at

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Speaker 1: their kids for that, just being like, stop taking the

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Speaker 1: coupons out of there. But it was this store is bad,

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Speaker 1: Like how many kids are in that story? Do you

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Speaker 1: think that they're not going to do that? What are

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Speaker 1: kids supposed to do otherwise? What do you It's one

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Speaker 1: of the most boringous places as a kid, right, it

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Speaker 1: actually is. Yeah, at least you're grabbing coupons instead of

468
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Speaker 1: just throwing things in the cart when your parents don't notice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: can I have this? Speaking of it being morning, I

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Speaker 1: will say the grocery store is still to this day

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Speaker 1: Mobley's favorite space of arth. I hate. I would rather

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Speaker 1: I would actually rather have a medical operation done go

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Speaker 1: to the grocery store. I have been to this grocery

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Speaker 1: store one time in the past three years. Good for

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Speaker 1: you it. I hate it so my kids died forgot

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Speaker 1: to feed people. The Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Iron n, the idiot news Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Wednesday, July twenty, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and Kentucky Fried Chicken is taking something

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Speaker 1: iconic off of their menu and it's all because of

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Speaker 1: entitled twenty two year olds who refused to do any

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Speaker 1: hard work. I tell you what it is in just

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Speaker 1: a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh,

484
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: and a video is going viral of something that happened

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Speaker 1: at a wedding reception on a beach in Hawaii that

486
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Speaker 1: would have made me question kind of karmac dead io

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Speaker 1: and also find that marriage certificate and rip it to pieces.

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Speaker 1: My story, I'm Christian Gray Snow. While some cities are

489
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Speaker 1: requiring their residence to mask up again, my idiot is

490
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: taking mask up to a whole new idiot level. More

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Speaker 1: coming up on that in my story. That's coming up

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Speaker 1: in my story. All right, more on those in just

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Speaker 1: a second before the first start the day in the

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Speaker 1: Iron and they theyre apport the news Kentucky Fried Chicken

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Speaker 1: has been selling popcorn chicken since nineteen ninety two. It's iconic.

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Speaker 1: They're getting rid of popcorn chicken. Why well, Victoria, Producer Victoria,

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Speaker 1: thank you for asking. It's all because of your generation

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Speaker 1: Generation Z. How old are you? Twenty two? Apparently Generation

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Speaker 1: Z twenty two year olds. They refuse to eat chicken

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Speaker 1: off the bone. Yeah, I agree at all. Oh, popcorn

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Speaker 1: chickens on on the bone, but they refuse to eat

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Speaker 1: chicken off the bones. So they're having to replace it

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Speaker 1: with a different kind of nugget option for Generation Z,

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Speaker 1: so they don't have to do the hard work of

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Speaker 1: eating meat off of the bone. Producer Banda jump again.

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Speaker 1: So they're removing popcorn chicken because Victoria's people don't like

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Speaker 1: to eat the chicken with the bones. Like forcing people

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Speaker 1: to eat chicken on the bonus. It doesn't make any

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Speaker 1: sense why they're removing popcorn chicken. Maybe they just wanted

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Speaker 1: to get rid of popcorn chicken. Also, I could have

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Speaker 1: read the story around, because this is the Iron and

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Speaker 1: the Eatings where we have some of the facts. None

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Speaker 1: of the time. I know they're getting rid of popcorn chicken.

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Speaker 1: I also know that they're introducing a new chicken nugget

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Speaker 1: at a few locations because Generation Z doesn't like to

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Speaker 1: eat meat off the bone. I prefer bottom a Well,

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Speaker 1: no you don't, I swear to yeah. I think Christian,

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Speaker 1: You're more of a bone n type guy. This is

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Speaker 1: the iron n Where's are just in the news next story?

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Speaker 1: I was sending on overdraw. That was a legitm mistake.

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Speaker 1: Normally I make those jokes on purpose. Anyways, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: think about this. There's a video that is going about

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Speaker 1: right now, a wedding reception that was going on on

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Speaker 1: the beach in Hawaii where all of a sudden, these

525
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: humongous waves came up. It looked like to me that

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00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: an earthquake happened, like maybe far out in the sea,

527
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: and there was like a few really large waves. Because

528
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Speaker 1: this type of big wave shouldn't have happened, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, you just see like this

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Speaker 1: big wave coming and then you know how like waves

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Speaker 1: can look big and then it just crashes down. It

532
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: doesn't come well, no, it definitely came over it. Literally,

533
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Speaker 1: you guys ruined this entire reception and it was gorgeous.

534
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: It was after the wedding. So they already got married,

535
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 1: they're eating, they're having fun, and then all of a sudden,

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00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: this huge wave comes over and just demolishes everything, and

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00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: then another one comes and then another one, and then

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Speaker 1: everybody's just like running and standing there like looking back

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Speaker 1: at it, and it was just like flooded. And then

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, that's some karmack debt. Yeah like that, seriously,

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Speaker 1: do not get married whoever, just go find the certificate

542
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Speaker 1: and rip it up to call it an end. You

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00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: guys didn't even get married, Yeah, and went straight to

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Speaker 1: the courthouse to get an Anomo. Then yet Universe spoke, yeah,

545
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: you two should not be again. Y is then n

546
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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots are just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

548
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: on over to Christian Gray Snow who's on location and Houston,

549
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: where a July fourth robbery is still the subject of

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00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: an investigation because around four am, a man walked into

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Speaker 1: a convenience store and he bought a face mask. He

552
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: quietly exited, waited around the corner until the customers left,

553
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: and walked right back in and wearing the mask. Guests

554
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 1: he asked he made the poor clerk give him all

555
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: the cash from the cash register, and the officials are

556
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: not asking for information to help. I did the videos, sir,

557
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: did you just buy that mask in here? No? Sure,

558
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Speaker 1: If you're gonna rob a convenient store, don't buy the

559
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: mask there, walk outside, put it on the walk back in.

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Speaker 1: Thank you be a smart criminal people. Yeah. I saw

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Speaker 1: a video yesterday there's these three guys in a convenience

562
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Speaker 1: store and the clerk passed out. He fell over and

563
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: then they like looked at him, noticed that he wasn't

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Speaker 1: getting up, and they just started robbing the store. Oh

565
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Speaker 1: my god, I didn't even help him. The guy passed

566
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Speaker 1: out though, Like it's not like they did it by four.

567
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Speaker 1: I mean at that point, it's like, so everything's three

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Speaker 1: ninety nine. Pay He was just knocked out. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: ambulance is going to cost money. We might as well

570
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Speaker 1: have some money in our pocket. But oh, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: That was the inn the Indian News Network, where idiots

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00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, They reports Student tomorrow same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the i n N.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media at

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show follow us all individually I'm me at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress. I'm a Christian Grace Snow.

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Speaker 1: I met Bennett News, I met viewer mere zero zero.

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Speaker 1: You're choking on the chicken bone over there, chance handle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to change your handle for sure, texting four

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Speaker 1: one O six one. We're still taking suggestions on what

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Speaker 1: victorious at should be? Zero zero? How did you even

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Speaker 1: come up with that? He's literally the letter of my

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Speaker 1: first name, then my last name, and then zero zero.

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Speaker 1: Because I was born two thousand basically still doesn't make

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Speaker 1: me the Jewil show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone

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Speaker 1: frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Sad calling from doctor office. I was looking for Meredith.

588
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: This is she. Hello Meredith, how are you today? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing well. Thanks, so, how can I help you? Well,

590
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: it's not really about how you can help me, is it?

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00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: How can I help you? I'm excited? Okay, what are

592
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Speaker 1: you excited for? I'm excited for the birth of your

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Speaker 1: new child. Um, thank you me too. You're welcome. Have

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Speaker 1: something to tell me or what? Oh? I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I got so excited that I didn't explain why I

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Speaker 1: was calling, did I? I am the Oh, how do

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Speaker 1: I describe it? My job title is birthing coordinator, but

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00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: that's pretty boring, Okay, But I like to think of

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Speaker 1: myself more as like a conductor, the birthing conductor at

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Speaker 1: our doctor's office. I'm a little confused. I mean, it

601
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: was just their last week, and should I have spoken

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Speaker 1: to you then? I didn't speak to you then when

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Speaker 1: we were well, No, I was on a silent retreat

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Speaker 1: that day when you came in. Have you ever been

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Speaker 1: one of those? I haven't. Okay, Well, it's a retreat

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Speaker 1: where you're silent for a whole week, you don't speak

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Speaker 1: at all. It's amazing. You should try it, and you

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Speaker 1: will sort of be trying it when you give birth

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Speaker 1: to your new Babyky. What does that mean? Well, they

610
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Speaker 1: should have told you we're gonna receive a phone call

611
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Speaker 1: from me. If they didn't, I apologize, But like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm the birthing coordinator, the conductor. This is an art

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Speaker 1: for me, and I put together a birthing package for

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Speaker 1: you that you are going to love. And I think

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Speaker 1: that the first thing we stop, yes, is Michelle there,

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Speaker 1: Because I spoke to Michelle last week and I'd really

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Speaker 1: like to go back to how things were with Michelle.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really interested on anything new. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: speak to Michelle so that i can make sure that

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Speaker 1: what we talked about last seek is the plan that's

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Speaker 1: going into motion. Right, Well, let me speak to you first,

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Speaker 1: and then if you really, really really don't like the

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Speaker 1: amazing event that I've planned for you, then I'll let

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Speaker 1: you speak to Michelle. I'd like, Jana, I need you

625
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Speaker 1: to go through this quickly because I'm not really interested.

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Speaker 1: So go ahead. The cabin has been booked. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean the cabin, the cabin on the lake. They

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Speaker 1: should have told you a little bit about that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm delivering in a hospital. Well that was the plan, yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's part of the revisions I'd like to make.

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Speaker 1: There's a lake that I think would be a beautiful

632
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: setting for you to give birth in. Give birth in

633
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: a cabin. No, I'm not giving birth in a cabin. No,

634
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: you're not giving birth in a cabin that you want

635
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: me to give birth any cab. No, I'm so sorry.

636
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: You must have misunderstood. You're giving birth in the lake.

637
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: It's a lake birth, a silent lake birthline for you.

638
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: So you'll be in the lake alone. The choir will

639
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: be on the shore and you'll wade out into the

640
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: lake and there you will give birth. Do you know

641
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: anything about delivery? Because this is crazy thinking. Well, before

642
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: you head out into the lake, the choir will sing

643
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: to you in the cabin. It'll be a very intimate

644
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: situation where they'll just be singing to the baby, and

645
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: with a direct path to the baby, so they'll be

646
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: singing in that area that I am not letting. A

647
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: choir singing to my vagina as a baby is getting

648
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: a little too ridiculous. I don't know who you are,

649
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: but I need to speak to Michelle right now. Well

650
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: how about you speak to your sister Katie instead. What

651
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm talking about that this is

652
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

653
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: on you. You're mister Katie, set you up, all right?

654
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: I got here, I got you. You don't think a

655
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: choir in a lake that this is so great terrible?

656
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: I just want to mess with you a little, you know,

657
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about this for you, and everything's gonna

658
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: go just as you already set up. But I just

659
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: want to have a little fun. Are you sure you

660
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: don't want me to try to book a choir like

661
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: I said, no, Then Jebel show on demand first date

662
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: follow up poll is on the phone today for a

663
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: first date follow up and he's not getting a call

664
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: back from Gianna. Oh poor Cole on Gianna. Yeah, so

665
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to help get Cole another date. Cole,

666
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: before we get to your date, how long has it

667
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: been since year date with Gianna? It's been a little

668
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: little under a week. How many times you try to

669
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: reach out to her since your date? I mean not crazy?

670
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: Two phone calls in a tex okay, two focal all right,

671
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: so normal, normal, Well, before we get into your date,

672
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 1: why don't you tell us a little bit about Gianna? Um? Yeah,

673
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: we met. Uh we met because I was selling a

674
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: dressed her on craig List. Um she uh we we

675
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: met at a well you met her on list? Well

676
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: people still do that. That's why me and my X

677
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: broke up. Oh lord wow? Was it castle encountered? No,

678
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 1: it was it was a legitimate uh for in true sale. Okay,

679
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah we met. We met in a public

680
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: you know, was like park and ride places. She got

681
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: out of her car and was incredible looking. Um, I

682
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: don't a hundred bucks. That was I don't know, like

683
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: kind of hot, a little bit like she was real confident,

684
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: really absurtive. Yeah, like damn go get her. Yeah, absolutely,

685
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: that's what she wants for free. And then uh, I

686
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: turned that hundred off into an opportunity to ask her out,

687
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: and to mine big surprise, she said, yes, how'd you

688
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: turn that into an opportunity to ask her out? What

689
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, I just said, if you get

690
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks off, at least let me ask you out.

691
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: I put it that way, so it wasn't like a contingent,

692
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't have to go out with and

693
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: to let me ask Yeah, obligated. So she felt obligated

694
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: to go out with you. Yea, So she said yes.

695
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: We went to dinner. Um. The next night we met

696
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: at the restaurant um and uh, it was loud, but

697
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: we I don't know, we had a good time. We

698
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: were laughing and then all of a sudden she was

699
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: kind of her mood switched and uh and she took off.

700
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: She left. Yeah, she just she like literally we were

701
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: sitting there, we were we were talking about Mma. We

702
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: both like Mma, who who how do you find a

703
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: woman who's beautiful? Like so, yeah, we're sitting there chatting

704
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: and uh, and it was like very very sudden. We

705
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: were talking about how she's a lawyer. All of a sudden,

706
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: her mood kind of shifted. She put fifty bucks on

707
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: the table and walked away. Oh, I had no idea

708
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: what happened. Hell, you must have done something. I must

709
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: have done something, But I genuinely don't know what it

710
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: was like the moment her mood changed. What happened to

711
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: the minute the moment that you noticed her mood change.

712
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: There was a guy in the booth. I didn't know

713
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: if maybe there was a guy who came in and

714
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: sat in the booth kind of behind her, and he

715
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: had three iPads set up, like comes to a like

716
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: a pretty nice restaurant, sits down and sets up three iPads.

717
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing. Okay, I had

718
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: no clue. I kind of made a comment about him.

719
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: She glanced back, and then I was like, well, don't

720
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: let the weirdo notice you looking at him? And she

721
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: h Yeah, her mood changed, and oh maybe she knew him.

722
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: That's kind of That's what I wondered, if maybe that's

723
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: what it was. But then I and then in that case,

724
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: I understand her wanting to get out of her if

725
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: it's like a creepy X or. I mean, I don't

726
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: know what a guy with three iPads does? Is that

727
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: a stalker? Stalker behavior? And she leaves? But then why

728
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't she pick up Why wouldn't she text me and

729
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I had to get out of there

730
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: that guy I knew that guy, like, I don't know,

731
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: sort of explanation there would have been appreciated after she

732
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: left right away? Did you text her and call her

733
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, where why did you do that?

734
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: I mean I called her immediately right then, and she,

735
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: you know, clicked me to voicemail. Wow. And then I

736
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: kind of let it sit a day, called her again,

737
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: rang a few times, went to voicemail, and then I

738
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: texted her nothing. Wow. We'll see if we can figure

739
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: it out for you. I mean, obviously you did something. Yeah.

740
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: I really want to know me too. I want to

741
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: know who that guy with three iPads? Is that a restaurant?

742
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song, come back and then

743
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: call her and see if we can figure out what

744
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: happened and why she just bailed on your date, and

745
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can get you another date if

746
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: you want one. After you hear why okay, yeah, okay,

747
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: all right, so I'll come back keet your first date

748
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: follow up next. I can't wait to figure out this mystery.

749
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: It's time for your first dates and Randomili your first

750
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: date follow up, and I'm so confused. We just talked

751
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: to Cole, who's on the phone for a first date

752
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: follow up. He's not getting a call back from a

753
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: woman named Gianna. He went on a date with her.

754
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 1: He thought that she was awesome. They were bonding. He said,

755
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: she's a beautiful school lawyer, like he's all this stuff

756
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: that he liked about her. And then in the middle

757
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: of the date, her mood changed, and then she just

758
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: got up, put fifty bucks on the table, and left

759
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: and hasn't talked to him since. He doesn't know why.

760
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: The mystery you want to figure out, though, is the

761
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: moment he noticed her mood change. Cole had noticed that

762
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: there was a guy in a booth somewhere in like

763
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: behind her in the restaurant that had three iPads on

764
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: the table and just himself eating at a nice restaurant,

765
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: and so Cole was like, hey, look at that dude

766
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: with the three iPads. She turned around to look at him,

767
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: and then after that, that's when that's exactly the moment

768
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: that her mood changed. Yeah, and so we want to

769
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: figure out why. Well, I'd love to know why that

770
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: dude had three iPads at a restaurant like that, and

771
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: also I want to know why it offended her so much. Yeah,

772
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: we're about to call her right now. See we can

773
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: figure out why and then maybe get Cole another date.

774
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: All right, Cole, are you ready to call her? Yes?

775
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: I am, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, how are you?

776
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: This is the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My

777
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: name is Jewel, my name is Alex, and I'm Christian Grace.

778
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: Now and we were looking for Gianna. Oh doesn't her.

779
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: We are calling you because we do a segment on

780
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: our show called the First Date follow Up. That's where

781
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: if you go on a date with somebody and then

782
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, they can email us to get

783
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask what happened. And we

784
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: got an email about you from Cole. Oh okay, and

785
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: Cole said he really liked you and he told us

786
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: about your date and He said that you just left,

787
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: you put fifty dollars on the table and bounced on

788
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: the date, and he doesn't know why, and he wanted

789
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: us to ask you what happened because he's curious. Uh well, um,

790
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: I loved because Cole is a judgmental ass. Oh no,

791
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: really yeah, And that's why I'm not calling him back.

792
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, what what do you mean judgmental? And I

793
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: mean things are going good. He seemed nice and all,

794
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he just started being mean,

795
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: started being mean. Just that cool, I'm not interested in

796
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: on another thing. We're dying to know what because he

797
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: thought that y'all were having a good time until you know,

798
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 1: you end up leaving. So he makes fun of the handicap.

799
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. What what am he knows?

800
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 1: What do you Okay? What do you mean by that? Though?

801
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in talking about this anymore, since you're

802
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: not interested in talking about it anymore, I do have

803
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: to let you know that Cole is on the phone

804
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you about it, right, Gianna,

805
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: please don't hang up? I just please, no, no, hang on,

806
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. When did I

807
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: make fun of anybody being handicapped. I would never do that.

808
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Please, I don't.

809
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even remember in fun of anybody

810
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: except for the iPad guy. Oh yeah, that's right. You

811
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't make fun of a handicapped person, because you even

812
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: said at the restaurant you don't consider people with eyepatches

813
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: to be real people. What what are you talking about? What? Yeah,

814
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: you don't remember telling me to look at the guys

815
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: with the eyepatch and mocking him and saying that he

816
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: shouldn't even be allowed in the restaurant. That was so rude. iPads, iPads?

817
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: What a man came in with free iPads, not an eyepatch?

818
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh are you guys serious? Yeah? No, you told me

819
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: to look over my shoulder, look at that guy with

820
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: an eyepatch, and so I looked over my shoulder and

821
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: there was an old man eating with an eye patch,

822
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: and you just made fun of them. And I didn't

823
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: know why. No, there's the restaurant was very loud, and

824
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: I think maybe you just didn't hear me correctly. I

825
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: was not. I was not talking about the old I

826
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: didn't even notice an old guy with an iPad. I

827
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: don't care about that. That's not weird, that's cute. So

828
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: it was a misunderstanding. It sounds like it. There was

829
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 1: a guy behind you with three iPads. It with iPads.

830
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: He had several iPads, not just one iPad, but several.

831
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: Did you Did you not see the iPads? Janna? Did

832
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,479
Speaker 1: you know? I mean there are with the eyepads? No,

833
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: I saw the guy with an eye patch. What are

834
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:51,479
Speaker 1: the chances there's a guy with three iPads. I can't

835
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: go worse luck ever, So you're not getting called back

836
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: because she thought you were making fun of an old

837
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: guy with an eye patch, but you were actually talking

838
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: about a guy who had three iPads, and you weren't.

839
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: It sounds like I was not. I was not. I

840
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: promise I was not. John. And maybe he was just

841
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: too far in the other direction behind you. I kind

842
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: of you didn't see him, but I promise you, I

843
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: promise you I would not make fun of an old

844
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: man eating alone wearing an eyepatch. That's just hilarious. That's

845
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: horrible timing. I am very sorry that, even for a moment,

846
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: you believe that of me let alone for a week, Joanna,

847
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: are you there. I'm curious if she believes do you

848
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: do you believe him that he was talking about a

849
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: guy with a iPads and not an eyepatch, and it

850
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 1: was loud, and maybe you misheard him, and there happened

851
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: to actually be a guy with an eyepatch there too

852
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: that you saw, So you thought he was making fun

853
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: of a guy with an eyepach and but it wasn't.

854
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: I mean maybe, but I will go back to that

855
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: restaurant and I will find the security footage. I don't know,

856
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: it seems too coincidental. I don't buy it to with her.

857
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: He like a nice guy. That's two. I don't know.

858
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: He sounds like you saw on the truth. Yeah, it

859
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: does to me, Gianna, would you like to go on

860
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 1: another date with Cole? Will pay for it? No, I'm

861
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: actually going to just go ye. Wow, she really has

862
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: the thing about leaving when she's done. Cole. Oh, man,

863
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: that's insane. Are you telling the truth? Yeah? Yes, I

864
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: am absolutely telling the truth. There was a guy who

865
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: three iPads. Horrible for I feel I believe. I feel

866
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: like I believe you, man, I feel like you're telling

867
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: the truth. That is, I mean, that's the worst luck

868
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: ever though. Literally, do not go buy a lottery ticket

869
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: because it's not going to work out. Yeah, I'm not

870
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: even going to cross any street. The Jewels Show on

871
00:45:45,440 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: demand jubils dirty Little Secret. Oo Hey, what's up? You

872
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: texted it at four one h six one that you

873
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. This is The Jewels Show,

874
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 1: so we're calling you back. Hi. Hi, how's it going?

875
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right? Now? Are you pretty good? Not

876
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: too bad? Are you in an area where you can

877
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: tell us your dirty little secret? Or I am walking

878
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: to one right now? You can just give me twenty

879
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 1: more seconds? All right? I did? Yeah, we are okay?

880
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: All right? What's your very little secret? My best friend

881
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: who just proposed to his girlfriend? I've been desperately in

882
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: love with her for like four years. Oh oh, he

883
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: kept not making a move. He finally popped the question

884
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: and I am devastated. Yeah, well, how are you going

885
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: to break them up? Then? In time? Yeah? You know

886
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: too much you loved him, But do you love yourself?

887
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: More question? I just needed to get it off my chest. Yeah,

888
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: I can't see Literally everyone I know knows both of them. Well,

889
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: luckily for you, you know, half a marriage is in

890
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: and divorce these dice. So just be a little bit patient,

891
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm going to work out to bide

892
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: my time. Wait, so this is a good friend of yours.

893
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: You've been in love with his girlfriend for a while now, Yeah,

894
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: it's been since college. Wow? And so he just proposted her.

895
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: And how good of a friend is this? I mean,

896
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if I will be the best man,

897
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: but I will be in the wedding. Okay. Yeah, Well

898
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: is he the kind of person that maybe you could

899
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: present the idea of being a thruple and the three

900
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: of you get married. I don't know, I'm the kind

901
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: of person. Does either of them know that you're in

902
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: love with her? She might, I've never said it, but yeah,

903
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 1: yeah you can probably see you. You know how women are.

904
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: Have y'all ever like kissed over the years? Anything like that?

905
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: You ever pulled a move? Nothing other than New Year James? Yeah, no,

906
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: just like a New Year's Eve, like a pick like

907
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: you picked on the lips on New Year's Eve. Yeah,

908
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: what your friend's girlfriend that you want to marry because

909
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: you love her? This is probably before they were together.

910
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. No, I'm just everyone was kind of no

911
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: there was just it wasn't like you think about that

912
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I certainly do, but it was

913
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: pretty friendly. Yes, unfortunately, trying to troubleshoot for you. And

914
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: there is one thing that I know can solve almost

915
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: any problem like this. This guy is your good friend,

916
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: but he's just rose to his girlfriend, who you've been

917
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: in love with since college. So now the woman that

918
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: you love is going to get married to your friend.

919
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: You need him out of the picture. And the really

920
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: the best way to solve this kind of thing you

921
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: can do this to a coworker two is plant drugs

922
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: on him and call the co exactly, just doing enough

923
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: so he goes to prison for a while and then

924
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah, all right, I'm going to keep that

925
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: in mind. It works all the time, every single time

926
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: I've done it, it it works. Well, thanks for telling us

927
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: to do a little secret hanging there let me thanks,

928
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: thank you. Hey, what's your dirty little secret? Yeah, I

929
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: guess you could call it that. Oh all right, it

930
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you're very playful with this one. Is

931
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: it something very serious? Well, I mean it's just you know,

932
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: I've tried not to do it, but it's just it's

933
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: such a fun activity, and I really feel like I

934
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: need to do it all the time, so I can't

935
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: really stop doing it. I just I like to have

936
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: my nose cleaned out, you know, so it orders. It's

937
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: like a weird fantasy that you find on cragslists or something. No,

938
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: it's like for myself, like I have to. I have

939
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: to pick my nose as often as possible. So your

940
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: dirty little secret is that you like to pick your

941
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 1: nose a lot? Yeah, I mean I have to. It's

942
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: just how do you How does everybody not do it?

943
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. I mean, I just

944
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: try not to. I do it when I'm driving a lot.

945
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: So many people are doing it while the driving to

946
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, it is a great time to do it.

947
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: You're by yourself, pick your nose, nobody's there to judge you. Also,

948
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: it doesn't need to be a dirty little secret that

949
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: you pick your nose. Everybody picks their nose. At least

950
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: you keep it clean. That's what I thought. But the

951
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: people work who were giving me a hard time about

952
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: because you know, they've you know, yeah, well thank you

953
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: for telling us your turn a little secret and keep

954
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: that nose clean. Thanks for making me feel like, I'm

955
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: not alone, guy, definitely not alone. At least you're not

956
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: breaking the law or anything. And there's worse places that

957
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: you could be. Picking the Jewels show on demand. A

958
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: major A list celebrity gotten a huge brawl at a

959
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: restaurant day, and we're going to interview them right now,

960
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: are we? No, I'm talking about your Mexican vacation Christian restaurant.

961
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about Okay, Yes, yes I

962
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: did cause a big scene at Lovely Dinner in Mexico.

963
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: But I just want to know say that you're having

964
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: a birthday event at dinner. It doesn't even have to

965
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: be a birthday, right, it can just be a nice

966
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: dinner that you have planned with friends, Okay, and someone

967
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: that is supposed to be there who shows up forty

968
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: five minutes late, with someone you've never met. That's what

969
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 1: happened my birthday dinner and Mexico. One of my friends

970
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: that flew there with me. The day we get there,

971
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: we hardied that night. He only stayed two nights, all right,

972
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: So this is just a friend, a really good friend

973
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: who I'm with all the time. We get there and

974
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: the next day we wake up after going out that

975
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: first night, I was running real slow. I was super hungover,

976
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: and I said, look, I know today's your last full day,

977
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: and I know that everybody paid a lot of money

978
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: to come here. Y'all go do you You You know what

979
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, don't worry about the birthday, boy, I'm

980
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: going to take a nap. Worrying, right, Okay, So he

981
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: looked going to this gay beach club whatever. I'm watching

982
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: the stories. I'm like, wow, this looks fun. I meanwhile,

983
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: I'm in a cold, dark room hanging like that before

984
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: you're in Mexico too. Everybody's out of doing something. I'm like, man,

985
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: it looks like they're having so much fun. But also

986
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm having the most fun right here. I have shivers

987
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: and I'm puking. But the last thing I wanted to

988
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: do was get out of bed. Like I was so

989
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: content there right, And I said, I'm glad you're having fun.

990
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: I feel really bad. I'll see you tonight for dinner.

991
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: It's a very, very very it's like a four star restaurant.

992
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: So we're getting ready to leave, we're all getting dressed,

993
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: and he's nowhere to be found. And are you by yourself? No?

994
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, my other friends are there. I have

995
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: flight four other ends with me, but they're all like, well,

996
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: where where is he at? Where is he at? And

997
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: then at this point it kind of feels like he's

998
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: just using us for a place to stay because he

999
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: hasn't really been around. And I was like, okay, so

1000
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm already kind of internalizing that, right that my friends

1001
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: are filling some type of way. And then he shows

1002
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: up five minutes before we're supposed to get into a

1003
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: car with someone I've never met, a random dude. He's like, oh, yeah,

1004
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: he's coming to dinner with us, my birthday dinner. And

1005
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, they're taking forever to get ready. I'm like,

1006
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and go. We'll meet you downstairs. Right.

1007
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: We get to dinner and they're waiting to serve us

1008
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: and take our order because it's a very very very

1009
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: nice place and they don't want to get anything started

1010
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: until the whole party is there. Right. He showed up

1011
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: forty five minutes, Like our reservation was at nine. He

1012
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: got there at nine forty five. The place closes at eleven.

1013
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: By this point, I've already had two drinks in me,

1014
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: and he walks in. It was horrible timing because it

1015
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: got to the point I was like, Okay, we're just

1016
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: gonna meet you after. Don't even come meet Mars after.

1017
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 1: That way, i'll have time to simmer down. It'll be fine.

1018
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: I text him, Hey, you're supposed to be here forty

1019
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: five minutes ago. You said you were close thirty minutes ago.

1020
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: Airbnb is only ten minutes away. Just meet us after.

1021
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: It's fine because I think they're waiting for us to

1022
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: get started. The thing is, though, he didn't see that

1023
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: text until he got to the table, so he didn't

1024
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: see my texts about join us after until he already

1025
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: sat down. And he had been drinking all day, so

1026
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: he thought that I was just trying to get rid

1027
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: of him, you know. And all of a sudden, I

1028
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: look across the table and see that the menu in

1029
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: front of his face, and he violently in front of you.

1030
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: He's like to me, and I'm literally like, Hi, I'm

1031
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: right across from you. It's also my birthday. There's a

1032
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: guy at the end of the table who is kind

1033
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 1: of cute, but I don't know him, so I refuse

1034
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: to give him any attention. And you shut up. Forty

1035
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: five minutes fleet and then my poor friend who he's

1036
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: venting too, She's just like, I mean, you are in

1037
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: the wrong, and so I it's all red. I blacked out.

1038
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: I started shaking. I just remember I said, get up,

1039
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 1: get out now. I look up after I'm like I'm done,

1040
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm done. I look up. The entire restaurant is staring

1041
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: at up, and I was like oh. I just sat

1042
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: there with my head on the table for about five

1043
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: minutes until he left. Even the waiters came up and

1044
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: were like, is everything okay? Is everything okay? I was like,

1045
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: you've got to get him out of here, Like I

1046
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: can't take it because everybody's staring at you. Because you

1047
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Speaker 1: just got a screaming match with your friend and he

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Speaker 1: kicked him out of this very nice restaurant. You should

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Speaker 1: have just stood there and talked to the whole restaurant

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Speaker 1: and just been like, he does he can't. We haven't talked.

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Speaker 1: I went back to our airbnb that night. He and

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Speaker 1: I were sharing a room. His things were there, and

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Speaker 1: then about an hour and a half after we got

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Speaker 1: there super late that night, we heard a opened the door.

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Speaker 1: He walked in and got his stuff, left and went

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Speaker 1: Shoa almost two weeks. Yeah, yeah, even awesome if he

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Speaker 1: left but left that friend that he picked up at

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Speaker 1: the table with you. Yeah, I guys hanging out like this.

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Speaker 1: The poor guy didn't say a word the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you really picked the wrong night to

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Speaker 1: show up, buddy. Yeah. Sorry. Alex and I were in

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Speaker 1: Miami for Valentine's Day one year. There was a table

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Speaker 1: next to It was so awkward because it was only

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Speaker 1: a few people outside and it was Valentine's Day and

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Speaker 1: this couple was arguing sold out. Everybody around was just

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Speaker 1: looking at him. It was the saddest thing on Valentine's Y. Like,

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Speaker 1: watch this couple that was right next to us, I'm

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Speaker 1: like sad. It was hilarious going at it. She was

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Speaker 1: hammered a lot of wine, right, and he wasn't, and

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Speaker 1: he wasn't hammered. It started and they looked normal, and

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, look over and she's leaned

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Speaker 1: into the table, her wine glasses holding her up basically right,

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Speaker 1: and it was it. She's like, like, I have a

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Speaker 1: good job, and like I have education too, like my

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Speaker 1: whole family about education. It was basically I think his

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Speaker 1: family didn't approve of her education, and she obviously felt

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Speaker 1: insecure about that or was angry about it. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm like, she's definitely not gonna have another drink,

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Speaker 1: and she had like a She's like, I'm an educated woman,

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Speaker 1: I can keep drinking. Yeah. But it was exciting. It

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Speaker 1: was dinner. It was like theater, and I was like

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Speaker 1: Alex and I were having fun. We were taking videos

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Speaker 1: of him, we were doing all the stuff that you

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Speaker 1: normally do, and something like that happened. It was like,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing. I hope she throws a wine bottle out.

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Speaker 1: The waiter comes up to get your refune and you're like, sorry,

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Speaker 1: getting good, give us. Yeah, I actually don't need another drink,

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Speaker 1: but I'll buy her another one. Yeah. Texas in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one wins This last time you got

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Speaker 1: in an argument at a really nice restaurant and everybody

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