Speaker 1: It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubile Show. Karen is on the phone
Speaker 2: today for it to catch a Cheater. She thinks that
Speaker 2: her boyfriend of two years named Red might be stepping out,
Speaker 2: So we're gonna see if we can help her out
Speaker 2: and catch him if he is cheating, and hopefully find
Speaker 2: out he's not, and then Karen won't need to be
Speaker 2: worried about that anymore. Karin, thank you for coming on
Speaker 2: the show. Tell us what's going on right?
Speaker 3: And I, like you said, we've been going out for
Speaker 3: two years and it's been like the perfect two years.
Speaker 3: And I'm not like trying to look for problems, but
Speaker 3: I can't help but notice on his socials there's this
Speaker 3: brunette who's commenting on like all of his photos, like
Speaker 3: leaving these weird emojis.
Speaker 2: When you say weird emojis, what kind of emojis is
Speaker 2: she putting in his comments.
Speaker 3: Like slurty stuff like burritos and sushi, and.
Speaker 2: You know, like come on, so yeah, like I'm almost
Speaker 2: hinting at hey, let's go get some sushi britos.
Speaker 1: It's like code or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obvious that we're together. On his Facebook, she'll lead
Speaker 3: these comments on photos like that were in of him
Speaker 3: and I together, So it's really messed up.
Speaker 4: Are you sure that the sushi and the burritos are
Speaker 4: a flirtitious thing, because that's really disrespectful if you're flirting
Speaker 4: in a photo of you and your man.
Speaker 3: Right like right to my face, like no respect at all,
Speaker 3: like extreme, Like if it was one or two, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't really be like freaking out.
Speaker 1: I know my guy is hot, red, she's built, she
Speaker 1: looks good. Oh, he's a sexy man. Okay, she's sexy.
Speaker 3: Uh So I'm not like afraid of women finding him
Speaker 3: like attractive. But she's doing this on the daily, like
Speaker 3: once I noticed, I saw she's doing this like all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: Do you know her?
Speaker 3: No, she's some random brunette, Like I have no freaking
Speaker 3: clue who she is.
Speaker 1: Some her name says she's Maddie. Have you asked him
Speaker 1: about her?
Speaker 3: So I'm going to but I wanted to talk to
Speaker 3: you guys first because I talked to my girlfriends and
Speaker 3: they said, once I say something, if he is cheating.
Speaker 1: I'll are like I'll be giving him like showing my hand.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't let him know. I'm onto him
Speaker 1: till I have proof. I see what you're saying. Did
Speaker 1: you tuck her profile by chance? Or is she private?
Speaker 1: She's private?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: Is he like a chef? I don't understand the deal
Speaker 4: with the food emojis?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was weirding me out too, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Another thing, like, what's really bothering me? Is I want
Speaker 3: people to understand if this was like a casual two
Speaker 3: year relationship whatever, you're going to flirt with people, but
Speaker 3: Red and I like, he tells me, I'm the only one.
Speaker 1: He only has eyes for me. He's so in love
Speaker 1: with me, like I'm seeing him as the one, like
Speaker 1: this is supposed to be my guy?
Speaker 2: And has he changed his behavior at all others in
Speaker 2: the flirty comments?
Speaker 1: Is his behavior also suspicious? However? You say that word.
Speaker 3: Laughing at his phone a lot more, And when I
Speaker 3: casually say like, oh, what's so funny?
Speaker 1: He never has an answer. What does he say?
Speaker 3: He'll be like, oh, just like a cute photo or something,
Speaker 3: but he doesn't like usually you would show someone like,
Speaker 3: look at it, this is funny.
Speaker 1: And so you didn't look at his phone.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing no, I'm trying to really play it cool here.
Speaker 3: But I'm freaking out. Yeah, because like he's special to me.
Speaker 3: I don't want him to know how much this is
Speaker 3: bothering me. It's kind of embarrassing. If it's nothing, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's embarrassing. I think it's very understandable
Speaker 2: if some random person starts flirting with your significant other
Speaker 2: in their comments, I would want to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so we'll try to figure it out
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You've already told us what grocery store he shops at,
Speaker 2: so a play a song come back, and then call
Speaker 2: him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
Speaker 2: do the usual say that every single month, or choose
Speaker 2: one rewards card man at random who gets free flowers
Speaker 2: delivered from our brand new, beautiful and improved floral department,
Speaker 2: and we'll see if he delivers those flowers to you
Speaker 2: or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, I hope you're wrong too, Yeah too, All right,
Speaker 2: we'll play a song come back right after this with
Speaker 2: the ketch theater next if you're just joining us for
Speaker 2: It's ketche Teater. Karen is on the phone and she
Speaker 2: thinks that her boyfriend of almost two years might be
Speaker 2: cheating on her. His name is Red. And before we
Speaker 2: call him to try to catch him and see if
Speaker 2: he is cheating, Karin, why don't you refresh everybody's memory?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: There's a random brunette who's commenting on all his socials
Speaker 3: with these burrito and sushi emojis. He's on his phone
Speaker 3: a lot more than he normally, is laughing at stuff
Speaker 3: he wants show me, and he's being kind of secretive.
Speaker 1: And I need to know what's going on before I
Speaker 1: lose my mind. Okay, well we'll figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: She wants his big burrito. I don't know. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she wants it raw. All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call him right now and we'll pretend to
Speaker 2: be from the grocery store. He's a rewards card member
Speaker 2: and say that. Every single month, we choose one rewards
Speaker 2: card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from
Speaker 2: our floral department. We'll see if he believes that, and
Speaker 2: if he does, he will see if he sends those
Speaker 2: flowers to you or to someone else.
Speaker 1: You ready, Krinn? Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Jorban calling from I was looking
Speaker 2: for Red. He's a rewards card member with us, and
Speaker 2: I have some exciting news.
Speaker 5: This is Red, but I'm not actually at work right now,
Speaker 5: and I really don't have time.
Speaker 1: It's not a marketing phone call. Red. I want to
Speaker 1: say congratulations here, this month's big winner.
Speaker 5: What did you say? I'm a winner or something.
Speaker 2: Every single month we choose one rewards card member at
Speaker 2: random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 2: We just reimagined it. We do flower delivery now. And
Speaker 2: you just want the thirty six long sim Red roses,
Speaker 2: a box of chocolates, and a card to ever to
Speaker 2: anybody that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 5: Did you say it's free?
Speaker 1: Totally free?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, totally. What do I have to do to
Speaker 5: claim to claim it?
Speaker 1: If you know where you wanted them sent, I can
Speaker 1: do it right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I can hang on real quick writing parts.
Speaker 2: Please hold if you know who you want to send
Speaker 2: to now, I can also call you back because I
Speaker 2: know you're working.
Speaker 5: No, No, let's do it. Let's do it. They can
Speaker 5: wait there all day.
Speaker 2: First thing, I would need to be the first and
Speaker 2: last name of the person that you would like to
Speaker 2: send them to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to give it to. Uh, can you
Speaker 5: put Maddie on there? And then can you put an
Speaker 5: emoji on the card?
Speaker 1: We definitely can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, so let's say Maddie and my little
Speaker 5: and then I want you to put a burrito emoji.
Speaker 1: My little burrita. Oh that's cute? Are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's not? Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Red?
Speaker 1: Red?
Speaker 2: This is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show,
Speaker 2: and we do a segment called sketch Cheeter. That's your girlfriend, Karen.
Speaker 5: Oh, what he's.
Speaker 1: Up with these burrito and sushi emojis? You need to
Speaker 1: tell me what is going on?
Speaker 5: Well, what happened? Was I hit my head earlier? And
Speaker 5: I don't know you.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I've heard you use that before. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: you hit your head all the time.
Speaker 3: But besides that, I need to know who the hell
Speaker 3: is this girl?
Speaker 1: Who is she and why is she leaving you these emojis?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 5: So? Why did you call the radio station? You just
Speaker 5: asked me? I mean, you know, I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 1: What's up with the burritos? Red?
Speaker 5: Who's that?
Speaker 1: My name is Nina. I'm here on the Jubil show too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's me, Jebel, Nina, and then Victoria also answer.
Speaker 1: Nina read what's up with the burritos?
Speaker 5: Well, I was, actually I don't know. I just got
Speaker 5: caught here in the middle of some stuff at work.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry if.
Speaker 1: You don't tell me what's going on, Like right now,
Speaker 1: we're done, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Listen, Maddie is just my friend from social media.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 1: My little burrita. That sounds like a really weird friendship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we were going to go out and
Speaker 5: just grab a BikeE to eat with a major.
Speaker 1: You were gonna go out, you know, with her some
Speaker 1: random chick.
Speaker 5: I mean, she's just my social friend, that's it. There's
Speaker 5: nothing if you.
Speaker 3: Come out to dinner with her, Red, if you go
Speaker 3: out to dinner with her, just so you know, we're done,
Speaker 3: it's over.
Speaker 5: I think you're overreacting a little bit because they're just
Speaker 5: burrito emojis and you know, things like that. There's nothing
Speaker 5: really serious.
Speaker 3: Do you even hear yourself like you're thinking about cheating
Speaker 3: on me with some girl who you don't even really.
Speaker 1: Know and we've been together for two years. You also
Speaker 1: said my little burrito yoh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it was actually like little like little nas x,
Speaker 5: you know, my little little berrill.
Speaker 3: But the last time you sent your friend roses like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not stupid me.
Speaker 5: I just thought it was a nice gesture, you know,
Speaker 5: And honestly, you know, I'm just kind of you don't
Speaker 5: show me any attention, and you you always talk down
Speaker 5: to me, and you know, you talk to me with
Speaker 5: your you.
Speaker 3: Because you do stupid stuff like this. This is so stupid.
Speaker 3: This is so red right now, and now.
Speaker 5: You're calling me stupid on the radio for the whole
Speaker 5: city to hear it.
Speaker 3: It's just like, because this is stupid, you're acting like
Speaker 3: an idiot. If you think she's worth losing me over
Speaker 3: like two years, I've given you two years of my life.
Speaker 1: That's messed up.
Speaker 5: I've never met her, but she's she's never called me stupid,
Speaker 5: and she doesn't talk to me with her hands and
Speaker 5: give me attitude.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't sound like she talks to you at
Speaker 1: all though.
Speaker 4: It sounds like she's just sending you emojis and that's
Speaker 4: some different kind of language that you guys speak.
Speaker 5: We understand each other, you know. We're both foodies.
Speaker 1: And I cook for you.
Speaker 3: I cook us stuff you said you like when I
Speaker 3: made macarmi and cheese.
Speaker 2: If you're not getting the attention that you need from
Speaker 2: your partner, or you feel like she doesn't appreciate you,
Speaker 2: it's not a reason to cheat.
Speaker 1: It's the reason to leave and then find somebody.
Speaker 5: Well. I don't really look at it as cheating because
Speaker 5: we were just going to grab it by to eat,
Speaker 5: like that's what friends do. Right.
Speaker 1: Have you been talking to her though, like out of
Speaker 1: the social apps?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I text here and there.
Speaker 1: You know, is your phone so much lately?
Speaker 5: My phone is bringing again here at work and I
Speaker 5: really just don't have time for this. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: you know, I have to go. I really have to go. Wow,
Speaker 5: hang on, this is this is read in parts. Please
Speaker 5: hold hey, listen, I really have to go. I'm sorry. Guys,
Speaker 5: all right, thanks, she got me. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows that we're still on the phone.
Speaker 1: What's happening? Oh and he's gone.
Speaker 2: I don't think he realized that he didn't hang up
Speaker 2: on us before he started.
Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd rather know than not know, you know.
Speaker 4: Of course, it doesn't make it any easier, though, so
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 1: I am, honestly, I'm shocked, even though I kind of
Speaker 1: already knew he's a really good guy. I thought I
Speaker 1: had a really good guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can go have his sushi burritos with this chick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just you know, I don't even think I
Speaker 1: want a guy right now, to be honest, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do me.
Speaker 4: When people got the nerve to just sit there and
Speaker 4: disrespect people in broad daylight like that all over social media,
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, oh whole thing is bad. You guys
Speaker 1: were great, So I mean it sucks. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna move forward. That's all you can do, right,
Speaker 1: It's all right, attitude, keep moving, all right? Thank you, Karan,
Speaker 1: keep us updated.
Speaker 5: Again, all right?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the Jewble shows to catch a cheater.