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It's a weekend. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:33.800 Actually, no Narcy, are you it's Tando show. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.400 Excuse me, where are the lips. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:55.320 Make Make Yeah Yeah clubs? Welcome to another edition of 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:56.240 the VIP. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:01.600 Right here, recorded locally in New York City. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:08.200 So I speaking of New York. I was just at 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.360 the Capital One Cafe in Union Square, Oh my gosh. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.919 And I've never gone in before, and i've because it's 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.480 always been one of those things where you're like, what 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:22.200 is the marketing strategy here? Like, is it actually incredibly 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:26.200 useful for them to have this massive, like advertisement for 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.120 Capital One in the middle of one of the most 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.360 high traffic areas of New York City, the crossroads of 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.959 the world, and just have people in and out of 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.000 the Capitol One Cafe all the time, like getting their 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.840 coffee or is it just like like and that's and 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:41.280 that's the value to them is just it's just rand 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:46.040 exposure because it's like associating Capital One with coffee doesn't 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:47.800 really make a ton of sense. I guess it's like 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.800 a credit card is money, and money is something you 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.280 buy and you buy more. 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:56.359 That's about paffinated, less about coffee, java the bean what 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:00.280 we're talking about. I think it's more about cafe fame 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:04.560 means Europe cafe means also central perk, it means linger, 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:10.200 it means couches, it means discussion of religion, it means breakups. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.840 And that's of course you want to associate all of 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.519 that with your credit card. 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.600 With banking. Yeah, and Capital One is always like trying 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:18.840 to push their travel points. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.440 Oh and it is kind of travel Okay, so it's 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:25.040 actually about like subliminal europe messaging. I buy that. Okay, 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:27.320 that actually does kind of make sense to me. What 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:28.520 was weird about it is. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.120 And it's like this is a place to hang out, 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.000 like we don't just bank, we're a family. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:37.360 Yeah, I did feel like severe like unfamily vibes going in. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:40.920 It was very airport, much more airport than like any start. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:42.320 Like an airport. 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.000 I mean, Starbucks has become less and less like nineties 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.840 over time. I feel like they used to be pushing 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.200 lingering more and it was more night like murals of 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.560 like handwriting, and it was so Poet's cafe and like 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.760 the bigger comfy or chairs like Starbucks is way no. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.320 Starbucks started as I mean, if you look them up 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:02.839 on Google map, it says nineties Seattle coffee chain. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:06.360 That's crazy. It's not that anymore that they lost their way. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.920 I have a story about Starbucks, but that happened to 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.760 me today. And this goes to your. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:15.160 Getting into a coffee corner. So I but I walk 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:19.279 in and yeah, it's it's quite cold, it's packed. There's 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:22.320 a lot of milling about different people. I will say, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:26.240 the barista staff there, they're not sending their best Okay, 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:31.080 they're not the best baristas when they're getting placed out 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.880 of barista school. They're not sending them to the capitol 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:34.440 One cafe. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.760 And are they even doing the lattes there? 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.440 They're just like, no, they are, they are. And I'm 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.600 seeing so I'm seeing there's a lot of milling about that. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.000 I'm seeing a girl doing the kind of tink tink 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:47.000 with the espresso thing in the little right, you know, 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.880 the Scooper and. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.680 But homeless comedians getting coffee and banks. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.520 Yeah, no, one is really like putting their whole, their 0:04:56.560 --> 0:05:05.480 whole coffee seat into it and coffee. It's there's this 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.720 like older mom in front of me who is kind 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:10.359 of like asking about the teas for like a really 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.599 long time and was like so confused with which tea 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:13.599 she was getting. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.880 Not asking about that, what teas do you have is 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.960 a question I rarely. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.600 Ask, and then i'm you're so not tea. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.880 And then even though if you notice I sound a 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.800 little stuffed up, maybe I should be drinking tea today. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.120 And I'm just calling it out now. So if you're 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.040 commenting and you're worried. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.320 Sick, yeah, real it is. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.279 I'm fine, but I'm working through it. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.800 So I order a ic chi, which is sort of 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:45.120 my drink lately, and the Capital Cafe, I'm kind of 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.400 like it's kind of its interview paid like seven sixty 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.480 one for the girl to just pour the like box 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.839 of chi liquid into a glass with milk. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:57.120 Wait, that's like Coffee mob Prises, the most expensive coffee 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.320 shop in the United States, my local coffee shop. It's like, sorry, 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.640 Capital One, shouldn't they be pushing lower prices because it's 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:05.840 like a bang. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:10.400 Oh my god, my twelve questions substack just went live. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:15.440 Oh fuck, you know what I have to go. I 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.440 have to go to the Capitol One Cafe with my 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:18.880 dell and just read here. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.240 Go read my interview with Gordon Glasgow on his substack. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.640 When you have a chance. Okay, can't wait to sing 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.159 my teeth into that and do a lot of cross 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.520 promotion at four pm on a Wednesday, So I get 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:32.360 the chiy anyway, it's sixty one. It's not good. There 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.720 is this whole section set up that's like, wait, let 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:39.320 me get the copyright. Took a photo. It's learn how 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:43.240 Capital one can make your holidays cozy and stress free? 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:44.920 How do they do it? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.960 And so then you walk up and then there's this 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.400 little like kiosk that says capital when shopping with like 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.920 a camera, and it's like camera activated and you think 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:53.400 it's gonna have like a photo of you, but it 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.280 just like you walk in front of it, and then 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.960 just like text pubbles pop up, like very pop up 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.279 video style that are just being like deferred payment and 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.320 kind of just being like what a credit card is? 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:08.080 That's so depressing, like say, what Capital one isn't just 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.920 like have a huge credit card bill in January while 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.280 you put this dollar Chai. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.160 Also not to be so okay now banking corner and 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:19.360 I do wanted to get to your Starbucks. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.680 Also we talked about how I have a heeled savings 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.040 for a couple of one last episode, it's like we're 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.880 being like, oh, how random is it that this whole 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:32.560 episode is about the Capitol One Cafe. Oh yeah, oh god, yeah, 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.240 I guess they want to talk about their trouble. 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:40.920 But we're sponsored by Trump sneakers in Capital One. Oh here, okay, 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.400 so my ID set up auto payments on my Chase. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:44.920 Now let's take it over to Chase first. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.160 Wait, hold on, before we get into making, I have 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:48.080 to talk about Starbucks. 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:50.240 All right, I am right, let's pivot. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.920 Let's pivot because we don't talk about how right Starbucks started, 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.840 the kind of the central perk. It's a chain, but 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.800 it's a big couches. It's nineties. We can all be 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.520 bmex so but all the ones in they are not 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.280 like that anymore. If you go to the if you 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:09.680 go to Howard Beach, beautiful Irish American, Italian enclav by 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.240 the airport also, you know, kind of by the Rockaway 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.440 Beach and stuff. So maybe if you drive home from 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:18.040 the beach, you may have passed the most beautiful Starbucks 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:22.760 in the entire world. Double Deca has a full like 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:27.320 deck literally on the outdoor deck, outdoor deck like it 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.360 looks like a beautiful suburban home and it looks out 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:35.439 onto the water the Atlantic Ocean. Wow, that's like it's 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.800 actually so freaking gorgeous. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:42.880 So and the upper deck of the Starbucks that right, and. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.199 It's like there's tons of seating outdoor indoor mixed space. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.200 So you know, I had noticed that this summer and 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.120 I was like, I want to I want to host 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.760 a kind of the ridiculous like holiday comedy show. And 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.400 so I was like, that would be so kind of 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:05.520 conceptual if I did it at that Starbucks in Howard Beach, 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.479 like on the second. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:08.760 Floor, that would be huge. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.120 Yeah, it would literally be huge for me the community. 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.280 I think the Howard Beach community comedy my career. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.960 I would totally go that if I had go to that, 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.360 if I had a flight either before or after. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.280 So I was like, literally fuck it, like stop dreaming 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:29.640 and start making moves. Yes, So today I called I 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.679 just called the Starbucks. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:36.440 What you called? Like, so, what answered the. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.800 Howard Beach And it was just like so much, so 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.440 many hibiscus refreshers being made, and it was like, Hello, this 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:46.160 is my Starbucks. And I was like, Hi, can I 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:50.880 speak to your manager? And he was like the manager's 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.000 not in and I was like okay, so weird question. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.920 Do you guys have this events your location. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.640 And he was like, uh yeah, so the wedding package 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:08.680 is fifteen grand per hour and that comes with food 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.760 and drink out there. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:16.600 Yeah. Yeah, if you want the deluxe Pecan cold Brew package, 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.400 that's actually one hundred and two per person. So he 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:24.200 did say he was like, uh, not that I know of. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:25.480 He was like, I do know. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.320 We rent out the top floor, but we don't like 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:30.320 host events. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.680 Yeah, they probably wouldn't be so like, oh yeah, we're 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.280 down to have a comedy show. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.120 Right, but they're like, maybe you could like rent it 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:42.079 out for like your book group or like a retirement coffee. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.040 Right, and it would be like eight hundred and fifty dollars. 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.120 Yeah, which I asked again. I was like, so when 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:52.960 is the manager gonna be He was like tomorrow around noon. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.440 So I'm like, I don't know. I think paying to 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.280 rent out this top floor of this far Howard Beach 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.839 Starbucks is taking the joke maybe a little too far. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:06.280 I agree, But also, like art doesn't stop for anything, I. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.320 Mean rented out. Like I feel like if you want 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.880 to shoot like a cool video there that's like an 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:18.080 interesting like outsider art, alternative comedy, like we want to 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.720 make a piece of art. But I think just like 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.600 for this event, right. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.080 That's not worth it if I want to be really 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.200 performance art. It was just about being like showing up 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.559 and going rogue and like doing Yeah. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.679 I mean that's also what like most comedy is and 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.600 just be so subway takes and it's called just like 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.040 you have a camera and you're just like so we're 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:38.280 asking people. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.839 Oh, I'm met, like hosting a show like a live show, 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.320 and we're all there just like doing Starbucks, like drinking 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.720 Starbucks and like, but I could do more of a 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.720 rogue outsider like art film video, but I yeah, my 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.319 idea was to have this more like coffee improv. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.120 But I guess it could also be so like Chris 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.160 Garthard slash like an e mail comedian, to be just 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.600 like we're having a renegade comedy show on the deck 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:00.559 of Starbucks until they kick us out, you know what 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:02.920 I mean, and then like you and it is failmed, 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.319 but you do have a weird conversation where they're like, 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:05.480 well they can be here, but they have to be 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:09.160 customers and so everyone has to buy a high biscuits refresher. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.520 Or okay, common below if you will come to Howard beach, 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.400 what day is good for you? 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.640 And kind it depends on my flight schedule, and like see. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:21.440 My rogue like pecan coldbrew, like improv show. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.000 I okay, So I just just to sort of circle 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.440 back to Chase to Chase second here and in credit 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:30.520 card culture, so I feel stupid and like cut to 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.719 me at thirty seven learning about how finance works and 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.600 misstaw like would have a conniption if she knew this. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:38.120 But I had set up automatic payments on my Chase. Okay. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.560 I goes to go through the seventh of every month. Now, 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.640 mind you, I'm opening Chase, and I know and I 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.160 or I know. I'm looking at my TD Bank and 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.400 I say, the money hasn't left the account. It's now 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.199 the thirteenth of November. Huh, No, no money has left 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.720 the account to pay my credit card bill. So I 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.160 go over to Chase and I log in to my 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:00.520 personal account, not to my business account. And yes we 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.640 do have a business, yes if a business account. And 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.360 I'm like, oh, there's this big old balance on the card. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.800 And I'm kind of like it's supposed to be paid 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.040 off of. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.520 The big old balance supposed to. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:14.000 Be paid off. This tigle this big old tiggle balance 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:15.720 and I'm just like, this is supposed to be like 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.360 not there, but it's just sitting there and I'm like, 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:19.719 supposed to be paid off in the seventh and I look, 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.559 no pain was made in the seventh. So I get 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.040 the phone out, I call Chase. So I'm on the 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:25.640 phone with them. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:29.600 Today is us about calling national corporations and getting someone 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:30.160 on the phone. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.800 It's called get some National gets someone on the phone day. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.480 So I'm talking to this card. Couldn't be lovelier, by 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.319 the way. Really nice guy over there, Chase, And I'm going, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:40.599 so I said about it, my pay is wind and 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.640 the payment come out and he goes, oh, well because 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:47.120 the balance, the previous balance was already paid off. And 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.040 I'm going, but there is a balance on the card. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.559 And he's going, but the previous statement balance was already 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.040 paid off. And I'm like, but there is a balance 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.280 on the card. And this is when I learn how 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.119 credit cards act work, because I didn't really get it. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.600 It's like I had made a payment the month before 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.240 in October for like a few thousand dollars or whatever, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.800 and that I guess had paid this statement which was 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:14.480 like for September, and so the bill you're getting in 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.439 November is actually like the October statement, which is actually 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.000 like the money you spent in September. So even there's 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.520 this like four thousand dollars balance on the card, that's 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.480 all money that I've spent in the next statement And 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.240 does it need to be paid off until like December 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:32.239 or whatever, Yeah, which I just think is kind of insane. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.160 I'm like, why isn't it the money that you've spent recently? 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.080 Like why is it so in the past. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.160 But I guess that's like you're so allowed to pay it. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.560 Well I know, but I just it's weird that the 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.880 automatic payment isn't paying what is the balance? You know 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.720 what I mean, it's just paying this stuff from a 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.640 month ago. And then it's like, well, you already paid 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.040 a month agoes, you don't need to pay any more. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.120 And so I get freaked out because it's like I 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.960 don't like seeing this big balance. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.680 Well, this is also how they get you, because they 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:00.960 want to like confuse it. I want you to have 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:01.520 a balance. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.280 They know they want you to balance, and they want 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.160 to confuse you, Like they design it this way to 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.560 be confusing so that you'll like fuck up because I 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.640 was worried I was going to get charged like interest 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.080 fees for not paying off my balance in time, because 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:14.840 it's like I don't want to carry a balance and 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:15.640 then have interest. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:20.920 Miss Dow is also sorry, missus Dow, I'm always singleizing. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:23.960 Her name ye married married married to. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:28.920 The Wait, can we like just go to an opening 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.480 of a stock sometime. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.240 Like just be there at nine am when they when 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.080 the bell opens for like some random company, Yeah, and. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.960 Like watch them be cutters? Like where are the listings 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.640 for like openings? It's like we're always getting invites to 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:47.720 like a restaurant at a hotel scene launch. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.120 Yeah. I think you just answered your. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.040 Own question of the communities. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.640 The community that we roll in is not really like 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.280 going public very often. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.960 I'm not going to get text like from our girl 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.960 flyer that's like come to my IPO cutting. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:10.800 Yeah. Why isn't company gallery having an IPO big scissors? 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:15.040 I know, I mean it's like maybe it's like Houser 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.480 and Worth would have an IPO at some point, but 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.160 I don't think we would get invited to that hm. 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.920 But but maybe we would. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.880 But maybe we would. And so let's actually try to 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:25.640 make that happen. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.760 Yeah, let's make that connection because when Carrie is asked 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.360 to ring the bell, oh, it's for. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:35.120 For the newspaper that she writes for. Right. Oh well, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.920 so maybe if Interview magazine goes public. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:44.080 Their stock is just like negative, I love. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:45.880 You Interview starts a negative. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.440 Yeah. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:53.520 Yeah. When Berlin based art magazine Spike goes public. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:57.520 Yeah, you'll be like ringing the bell and you're late. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.840 You're like, I mean, oh high in. 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.719 Of course, we had to like have our occasional New 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:14.520 York based freelancer celebrate our German law. Anyway, money is weird. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.240 Money is so weird, And like I bought a lamp 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:21.840 at Ikea literally a year ago, speak on it, and 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.680 of course it has like light bulbs that you can 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.960 only buy at Ikea. So I like order some off 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.399 Amazon thinking they're fine. I'm like, these don't fit, and 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:36.640 then I order the ones also off Ikea. It's this 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.479 white lamp. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.399 Oh that's like almost the same as my wolscons. I know, 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.640 I know the bulbs you're talking about. It's like they 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:47.119 are they're very like small industrial but small. 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.359 Yes, And basically for the past year I'm like my 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:52.320 like mine was like, let's just like sell it or 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.439 get rid of it, like it doesn't work. And I'm like, 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.040 I'm on these forums trying to make it work, and 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.280 everyone's like, well, this lamp is you have to have 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:02.440 really small ants are tongs to like put the light 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.280 bulbs in it like them. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:05.760 You do have a small hands. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.400 I do have small hands. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:12.440 And yet those little rabbit paws can't get in there. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.119 And like they're in there, and like the light bulbs 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:16.800 are kind of in there, and I can get them 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:18.960 to turn on for like a second, but then they 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:19.440 go out. 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:21.760 You're just not just like, why don't you just screw 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:23.639 it in a little bit more? No, it is not happening. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:27.359 That's what I Oh, girls, that's what I'm doing. Like 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.640 I spent like an hour or the other day trying 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.000 to twistats. 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.760 Ultimately, you get what you pay for. As a wise 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:39.840 woman once said, it's just like the ikea lamp. I mean, 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:43.320 my my ike is gone. Sometimes like flickers in like 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:45.880 a in like a where's the ghost kind of way, 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.040 and then I remember the ghost is that I paid 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:50.520 like seven dollars for it. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:53.360 This lamp ball say it was one hundred dollars. 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:56.680 Huh, yeah, I mean which many. 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:58.760 I guess like, I'm always shocked when some people are like, 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:02.760 these pants were such a steal. They were one hundred 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:03.520 and fifty dollars. 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:08.200 These days, anything that's one hundred fifty dollars is the steel. 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.800 Right, So I'm kind of still thinking, like I put 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:12.760 down a fortune on this lamp, and like, how much 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.600 longer am I gonna? You know, I give myself maybe 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:18.280 tonight now that I just wanted to say it aloud, 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:20.359 because I feel like I've been holding on to this 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:21.640 like family secret. 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:28.880 I'm zero for this lamp. We're about to pull the trigger. 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:32.760 It lights out for your. 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.520 Lamp, literally lights out for my lamp. 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.679 Of wait, speaking of zero dark thirty, should we discuss 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:40.359 the diplomat? 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.240 Yeah, let's talk about the dimplomat. Are you guys watching 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:46.920 Harry season two with the Carrie Russell joint? 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.760 Because I am and Mama is as good as ever. 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.399 It's as good as ever and wow, so you know 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:55.399 how like people are always like, oh, like black person 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.480 is the first person to die in a horror movie? 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:00.520 Not anymore? Okay, wait, Sylar alert, get ahead if you 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.680 don't want to know what happens this season. But We're 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.360 just gonna have to say it. 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:12.560 The non binary like foot bow tie like department Ambassador 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.960 secretary is burnt to a Chris. 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:19.359 I could not believe when they killed the lesbian first. 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:23.840 I was like, no they didn't, not this poor bow tie, 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:27.480 but the one character gets killed. 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:31.840 I was dying the one bow tie. They It's like 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:35.600