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Speaker 1: Everybody. It's a pre message, pre message, pre message. Are

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Speaker 1: you ready for it?

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Speaker 2: The pre roll, I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 1: Tell us I'm very excited about this one. Scott Oh

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Speaker 1: July fourteenth. July fourteenth, homecoming for Old Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: We're coming back to Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Asbury Park, New Jersey, will be thisse of independence. I

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Speaker 1: love that venue. I love Asbury Park. We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: doing a live Bananimals there. Scotty's coming in call me there.

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Speaker 1: That's July fourteenth, and then right after that July seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: will be at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: We're coming back to Brooklyn, folks.

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Speaker 4: It was beautiful. We loved our Brooklyn show.

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Speaker 2: It was four hundred of our friends rocking and rolling, laughing,

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Speaker 2: spoofin and goofin. So come back out and watch the

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Speaker 2: Banana Boys live. You never know what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 3: And that's a guarantee.

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Speaker 1: Go get our tickets on our Instagram link is in

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Speaker 1: bio and see you guys in Jersey.

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Speaker 3: Scotty you ready, Oh, I am so ready.

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Speaker 4: Here it is.

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Speaker 1: Volva spaceship aims to counter prevalence of phallic spacecraft.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's get into it and give birth to

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Speaker 2: this brand new pile of bananas.

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Speaker 5: Do world, would you believe.

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Speaker 2: Your mind?

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Speaker 5: Sillion pieces? Would you believe?

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Speaker 4: Bananas?

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Speaker 6: Bananas, bananaa bananas, baby, bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana guys, guys in nine binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 4: I'm kurb Brown Oler, I'm banana boy number two.

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Speaker 2: Scottilandis Welcome to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 4: How you doing, Buddy good?

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Speaker 2: I'm never better. Somebody just now delivered weed? Did you

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Speaker 2: send weed to my house?

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Speaker 3: I did not send weed. That is not my style.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me neither, But whoever did? Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All Right, we'll give it to teenagers. Just put it

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Speaker 2: in a little good goodie bag. Let's bring on our

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Speaker 2: fantastic guests. I'm very excited that they're here. We got

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Speaker 2: we got ale, we got doubles, guys. We're playing doubles

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Speaker 2: bananas tennis with the fantastic comedians. They host the amazing,

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Speaker 2: Endless Honeymoon Podcast. Please welcome the wonderful Mosh Casher and

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Speaker 2: Natasha la Zeiro.

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Speaker 6: Thank you. It's really great to be here.

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Speaker 5: I'm stoked too. I'm here to bring some fucking man

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Speaker 5: energy to this podcast. That's right, we just speaking of bananas,

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Speaker 5: I brought one of my very own oh my penis banana.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see this is the reason we've never had

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Speaker 1: a man on the show.

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Speaker 6: Wait, speaking of bananas. When Mosha was wooing me, he

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Speaker 6: was part of a group of boys called the Banana

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Speaker 6: Boys who would stay up late and like drink hot

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Speaker 2: Well what, okay, give us some give us some backstory here,

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Speaker 2: we need a little backstory.

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Speaker 5: The truth is you, you two are the second group

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Speaker 5: though you let me hang with you. Not a banana

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Speaker 6: The tupperware. Try to guess who it is off. Mosha's

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Speaker 6: friends would come over with like a tupperware of pristine

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Speaker 1: Brent Sullivan, Brent, I mean Brent Wineback, Brent, Brent Wineback,

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Speaker 5: Looks identical to Brent Sullivan?

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Speaker 4: So you're forgiving.

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Speaker 5: Listen, duntown is banana adjacent? I was banana adjacent. We

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Speaker 5: Kurt and I are friends. We surf together and stuff.

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Speaker 5: So if something tragic ever happened to you, God forbid, right,

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Speaker 5: Kirk could say, we want you to be the banana Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to joint, so you would co host bananas with

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Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to it every day.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, welcome here. Released Yeah, today you're you're an

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Speaker 5: Okay, she doesn't want to be in this Banana collection either,

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Speaker 3: Do you guys want to hear about this vulvic spaceship?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Yeah, I would like to hear more about my

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Speaker 3: Don't you worry. I hope we come back to it

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Speaker 1: We could just call it the Banana Boys Board Game

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Speaker 1: Club as the name of the episode. Find that way

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Speaker 1: if you can work it into this story, mo show uh.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Alisa Ryan Hare on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: This is on the website Dizine de e z E

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Speaker 1: E n every Day.

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Speaker 2: I love that, absolutely love it.

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Speaker 1: I did look it up to make sure that this

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Speaker 1: wasn't just invented by Dizine And this is a real thing.

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Speaker 5: Well, I know that publication. It's published by a Zell Dozine,

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Speaker 4: It's her magazine.

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Speaker 1: This is written by Rema Sabina. Auf, a German feminist

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Speaker 1: art group, has revealed a vulva shaped spaceship design which

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Speaker 1: is encouraging the European Space Agency to help realize in

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Speaker 1: order to better represent humanity in space and quote restore

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Speaker 4: The group ver.

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Speaker 1: Brocht Feminismus, which translates to who needs Feminism, created its

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Speaker 1: Vulva Spaceship concept to challenge the convention of phallic spaceship design.

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Speaker 1: It says, sending a Yannick craft instead with signal inclusivity

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Speaker 6: Quote.

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Speaker 1: The project adds another dimension to the representation of humanity

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Speaker 1: in space, and it's communicating to the world that anyone

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Speaker 3: And I wish I could show it to you.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 3: It's very vulvik.

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Speaker 4: It is. There's a glitteris there is There is.

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Speaker 1: The vaginal canal. You can see the vaginal canal. There

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Speaker 1: is Labia. But it also is a spaceship. It's a

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Speaker 4: And they have I heard that.

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Speaker 5: I heard it takes them a long time to launch

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Speaker 6: Wait, you say there's Labia, not there's a Labia, Yeah, Labias.

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Speaker 4: This is a Labia.

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Speaker 3: Is plural, right, that's what I always not in our family.

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Speaker 1: Just one just a labiis I mean, isn't the.

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Speaker 6: Obvious thing here, like what's the best shape to you know,

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, don't get me wrong, but I and no

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Speaker 5: offense to the people of who needs feminism, But methinks

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Speaker 5: they probably didn't do a whole lot of structural engineering

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Speaker 1: and they're saying that it's it's actually better designed to

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Speaker 3: And then they have like all of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is good.

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Speaker 2: This is good. There's that famous story of when Sally Ride,

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Speaker 2: all the engineers and the people sending her into space

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Speaker 2: asked her if one hundred tampons would be enough tampons

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: That's true? That's true.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Like Sally, will one hundred be enough for seven days?

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Speaker 5: Well, speaking of speaking of engineering different aerodynamics, I know

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Speaker 5: In a day, are you on your period or not?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Kurt, what do you think I would say?

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Speaker 4: If it's a heavy flow, you could go two to three.

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Speaker 6: If it's heavy you could go two to three. Okay,

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Speaker 6: And how about the scotty?

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Speaker 4: I'm going four banger for that's my vote.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm sure everyone's you know, got their own amount.

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Speaker 6: But Kurt two to three, Oh, Kurt nailed it.

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Speaker 5: How are you boom boom boom boom boom one motion?

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Speaker 6: That was incorrect?

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Speaker 6: You ever heard of toxic shock syndrome?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? But it doesn't come from wearing one tampon a day.

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Speaker 5: If it was, tampons would be absolutely a dangerous product

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Speaker 5: soaked in gin do you think I boof in a week?

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Speaker 3: And I was so happy to find out. It just

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Speaker 5: Boof is when you take drugs or anything up your butt.

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Speaker 5: But there's a week.

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Speaker 6: Really it's called get Yeah, but.

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Speaker 5: There's a way to go that I've heard alcoholic.

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Speaker 3: I used to call it parachuting.

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Speaker 5: Oh, interesting, parachute. Yeah, that's much more visceral than boofing.

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Speaker 1: And also there's a there's an idea that, like the

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 5: I heard that people boof using tampons when they're alcoholics

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Speaker 5: and have esophageal issues and they can't hold alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Scotty has a legendary story about these dudes.

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Speaker 3: Just tell like a little bit, a little bit of it.

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine was going through a divorce in Pensacola,

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Speaker 6: That been proven at all, Scotty that you can get

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Speaker 5: we have this closet, this kind of like no stimulus closet,

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Speaker 6: Even kidding, No, I'm not, oh, I'm oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just totally joking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of years.

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Speaker 5: She's a little young for that. Kurt, I don't know,

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Speaker 5: are you supposed to be technically accurate. I you, why

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Speaker 6: Well, because practically speaking, she's going to be at school.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, then what uh?

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Speaker 2: Then she's a nerd. Then all the kids in class

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Speaker 1: So I just like, I feel like one day she's

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Speaker 4: And I think she was three, So she's she.

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Speaker 1: We don't know.

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Speaker 4: That's how they learn withholding.

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Speaker 2: You have to withhold as much as possible.

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Speaker 5: why is all European feminism centered around nudity? And uh,

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Speaker 1: It looks really upsetting.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Like when HDTV came in like that first Red Carpet season.

443
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Speaker 2: After that, everybody's teeth weren't like perfectly white, and then

444
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Speaker 2: after that everybody was like, we're gonna have the.

445
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Speaker 4: Whitest teeth in the world. Botox took off after HDTV.

446
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Speaker 5: Dude, I wait, is that true?

447
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

448
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,960
Speaker 5: I once went to the dentist. She was like, you

449
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Speaker 5: have to go to my dentist.

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Speaker 6: Well, let me say too. It is a dentista, Like

451
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Speaker 6: it was like where I went from when I first

452
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Speaker 6: got landed in Hollywood. Whenever I would eat, they don't

453
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Speaker 6: take insurance, like you don't need to have insurance. So anyway,

454
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Speaker 6: I was just loyal to this guy because he helped

455
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Speaker 6: me through so much, like when I have any money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she Natasha has completely false teeth. These are they

457
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Speaker 5: were like.

458
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Speaker 4: Extremely they're beautiful, they're beat well done.

459
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean they're they're fake. Yeah, of course they're vieh.

460
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Speaker 5: She read like a lot of decay from like a

461
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Speaker 5: sustained method. Anyway, that's not the point of the story.

462
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Speaker 5: So I went to this dentist, which is in a

463
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Speaker 5: strip mall in Hollywood, and it was before our special

464
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Speaker 5: we were going to tape in our Netflix specially were

465
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Speaker 5: going to tape in Austin. Wanted to get my teeth

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Speaker 5: cleaned so they looked good, and I went in. I said, hey,

467
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Speaker 5: I want to get my teeth cleaned. Oh and my

468
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Speaker 5: dentists couldn't do it because it was like the day

469
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Speaker 5: before we're going to leave. So she's like, go to

470
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Speaker 5: my dentist. I've been making fun of her for driving

471
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Speaker 5: twenty minutes to this strip mall dentist like when on

472
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Speaker 5: the corner of our house, I'm like, just go. So

473
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Speaker 5: I go and I'm like I just I want to

474
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Speaker 5: get my teeth cleaned, and the like hygienist walks in

475
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Speaker 5: and is like, okay, well do you want to get

476
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Speaker 5: your teeth fixed? And I was like no, I just

477
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 5: want to what and get them get your teeth capped?

478
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 5: I go no, no, no, I don't want. All I

479
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 5: want is you to clean my teeth. So she's like okay,

480
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Speaker 5: she walks out. Then the dentist walks in. He's like, hey,

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Speaker 5: I heard you didn't want to get your teeth capped,

482
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Speaker 5: but let me just tell you.

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Speaker 2: If you work in.

484
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Speaker 5: You're an actor, right. I was like, sort of an actor. Yes,

485
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Speaker 5: He's like, you're like a Hollywood person like your wife,

486
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Speaker 5: and I go yeah, and he's like, you gotta do it.

487
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Speaker 5: It's just like this is really important. You have to

488
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Speaker 5: You just have to get a capped. You gotta figure.

489
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Speaker 5: And I go, look, I don't want any cosmetic dental surgery.

490
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Speaker 5: I just want to get my teeth clean. So he's

491
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Speaker 5: like okay, and he leaves, and then incomes a salesperson.

492
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Speaker 5: I'm not going. A third person comes in and boy like,

493
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Speaker 5: she doesn't have any dental experience. She's just the closer,

494
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Speaker 5: you know, and she starts trying to close me, and

495
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Speaker 5: I like started, I got like very upset, and then

496
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Speaker 5: they call me a buck tooth bitch and threw me out.

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Speaker 6: No that last wear, well, that same dentist also told

498
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Speaker 6: me that having one child is not a family.

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Speaker 4: You still go to this dead deal.

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Speaker 6: I actually moved to the one down the street that

501
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Speaker 6: Mosha was telling me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're there. What's the word. Oh, they're professionals, that's right,

503
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Speaker 5: you know.

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Speaker 2: They're just not in sales. They just don't have a

505
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Speaker 2: warehouse of teeth caps in the back where they're like,

506
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Speaker 2: we got to get every person in this. There's a

507
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Speaker 2: guy in San Diego and I don't know if we

508
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Speaker 2: have a big listenership in San Diego.

509
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Speaker 4: But he looks exactly like Tom Cruise.

510
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Speaker 2: He looks exactly like Top Gun era Tom Cruise where

511
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Speaker 2: the first time, and he dresses like him, and he

512
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: laughs like him. And I was in a bar in

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Speaker 2: San Diego about five years ago and I thought Tom

514
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 2: Cruise walked in maybe for Top Gun too. I didn't know.

515
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: He keeps his mirrored aviators on, so he like he

516
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Speaker 2: like plays it up. He plays it up. He's fully aware.

517
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Speaker 2: He walks like Tom. He laughs like Tom Cruise, his

518
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: smile and so.

519
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Speaker 5: Every time around here's a room, he slides on socks.

520
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Speaker 4: Yes, just in his undies is tidy whities.

521
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Speaker 2: He and he was like saying hete everybody and he

522
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Speaker 2: at some point I was near him at the bar

523
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Speaker 2: and he introduced himself as Maverick, which I was like, okay, man,

524
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Speaker 2: and I was like, what's your real name? And he goes, really,

525
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 2: I go yeah, He goes, it's Jerome, and I was like, well, Jerome,

526
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Speaker 2: this is the most impressive celebrity. Look like, I'm like,

527
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Speaker 2: do people hire you? He goes kind of He's like,

528
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Speaker 2: I work at the airport. I give tours at the airport.

529
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Speaker 2: I was like, do you give tours this Tom Cruise?

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Speaker 2: He's like no, I'm like, what is happening? But if

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Speaker 2: anybody in San Diego that listens to podcast could if

532
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Speaker 2: you ever have a picture with the San Diego Tom

533
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Speaker 2: Cruise named Jerome is his real name, it's it is fascinating.

534
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: And also you could see like a women or the

535
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Speaker 2: women of a certain age were very interested in this man.

536
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Speaker 2: Of course he it's it would have been living out

537
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Speaker 2: of fantasy. For here's the question of how how little

538
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Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is? Pretty little? I don't know. I mean

539
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Speaker 2: I would say it was five seven or five eight.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he I think he was a cruisy

541
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Speaker 2: in height.

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Speaker 5: You guys ever heard the story about Tom Cruise going

543
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Speaker 5: to the Super Bowl party? No?

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Speaker 4: Well I think yes, I think it was Kimmels.

545
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Speaker 2: What's that at Jimmy Kimmels?

546
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Speaker 5: Maybe it was at Kimmel's or what was the Yeah, yeah,

547
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 5: maybe it was.

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Speaker 6: A Kimmels No, already this does not sound credible.

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00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 5: Well anyway, I wasn't there, but apparently he got invited

550
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Speaker 5: to a super Bowl party with like some normal comedy people,

551
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 5: human being. Yes, and he showed up with a wrapped,

552
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Speaker 5: brand new photos. He was like, it's in the box

553
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Speaker 5: still and he's like, you know, like football, And then

554
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 5: they're all talking about being married, and he said, this

555
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 5: is what I heard. Of course, every Hollywood story I

556
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 5: have I've heard this too, feels like it's not true.

557
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 5: But they're all talking about being married, and he's like,

558
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Speaker 5: you know, the best part of being married having sex

559
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Speaker 5: with your wife.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, box football, a little celebration.

561
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Speaker 3: Everybody in the finger and moon walked out.

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Speaker 5: Jesus like, is that what humans do? Is this what

563
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Speaker 5: humans say?

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Speaker 1: Also, it is a genuinely funny thing to say if

565
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Speaker 1: you said it knowingly, as.

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Speaker 5: I don't think it was knowing. I think it was

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Speaker 5: a human being impressive, is the way I heard story?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I agree with you.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tease us out to a break real

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Speaker 1: quick with this little headline, Please do volunteers wanted for

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Speaker 1: muff Festival.

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Speaker 2: For muff Festival, you got it. It's something on your

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Speaker 2: mind this week. Your research is very one directional this week, Kurt, this.

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Speaker 1: Is month and muff Festival is maybe my favorite thing ever.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. On bananas.

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Speaker 1: We are back at Banana Scott, do you have any

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Speaker 1: shout outs before we get back into it.

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Speaker 2: I do. I have two quick ones. Kelsey Pops wants

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Speaker 2: to wish her mother, Judy Reed, a happy seventy ninth birthday.

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Speaker 2: Judy is a bananimal. She loves a podcast, but she

582
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 2: says she admits she skips the ones that talk about

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Speaker 2: Wiener's too much, which isn't that often?

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Speaker 4: It's not that often.

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Speaker 5: Definitely not today.

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Speaker 2: She skipped today, so she probably won't hear the shout out.

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Speaker 2: But Judy seventy ninth, and they're coming to the Portland show,

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Speaker 2: Curdie b so we'll see them there. And then I

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Speaker 2: have this one because Motion and Tasha give such good advice.

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Speaker 2: This was a postcard we got sent with us on it, CURTI,

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Speaker 2: this is Isn't this good? Yeah? It's it's pretty damn good.

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Speaker 2: It was sent by Meryll who is in Queensland and

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Speaker 2: she says, good day, Banana Boys. Just one to let

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Speaker 2: you know how much I enjoyed the podcast. I mainly

595
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Speaker 2: look forward to the often strange but funny personal anecdotes.

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Speaker 2: Any tips on how to live a life with such

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Speaker 2: memorable moments. This is a twenty four year old asking,

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Speaker 2: this is an ausse can you get a live show

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Speaker 2: at Big Banana in Cough's Harbor? Lady Fingermarrew, So right,

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Speaker 2: let's pass it over. Any tips on how to live

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Speaker 2: a life filled with memorable moments.

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Speaker 6: One try to, like, marry someone funny it can, or

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Speaker 6: date something funny. And then two try to really I

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Speaker 6: don't even know what it means, but I try to

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Speaker 6: just like appreciate the moments and get into them as

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Speaker 6: deeply as you can. Obviously it's extremely hard, but every

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Speaker 6: day I think is a struggle to try to be

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Speaker 6: in the moment in the most of your life. And

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Speaker 6: I think meditation can help with that, and self introction

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Speaker 6: time away from your partner can really help.

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Speaker 4: Most of just fell off camera.

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Speaker 5: Yes, what do you think I would say, do drugs?

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Speaker 5: I think doing drugs would try all the drugs absolutely

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Speaker 5: maximizes your ability to have memory. Sober, I know, so sucks,

615
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Speaker 5: my life is boring, but also as a result of

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Speaker 5: being sober, I've had to like very that's the shortcut, right,

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Speaker 5: and that.

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Speaker 4: Is drugs are the shortcut.

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Speaker 5: Drugs are the shortcut to memorable moments in your life,

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Speaker 5: and so having been sober for a long time. I

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Speaker 5: would say I have very actively tried to cultivate hobbies

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Speaker 5: that would lead to things that that are enjoyable. But

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Speaker 5: you know, the thing is, I don't.

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Speaker 6: Think surfing, rving.

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Speaker 5: James DJing like I have very deliberately in my life comedy.

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Speaker 5: I have very deliberately in my life structured my life

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Speaker 5: in such a way that it never felt boring. And

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Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like wild stuff is like

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Speaker 5: the poor man's memorable moments, you know, like looking for

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Speaker 5: crazy shit. I mean, you can do that, you can

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Speaker 5: be you can do insomnia. What David Tell did with

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Speaker 5: insomniac riage is going from city to yeah, introduce yourself, right,

633
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Speaker 5: some fucked up shit to happen, But that's the best

634
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Speaker 5: way to make their life interesting is to always do

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Speaker 5: things that you love and and never never settle for

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Speaker 5: something that doesn't bring you joy, because it's not about excitement,

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00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 5: it's about great advice, enjoying yourself great advice.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that one. I like both of those answers.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys ever.

641
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Speaker 2: Surfed with Daniel Tosh? Have you guys ever done a

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Speaker 2: Tosh surf?

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Speaker 1: I have not I definitely I was surfing at I

644
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Speaker 1: was at Staircase once and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, for sure, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I was surfing with Mosha with Matthew McConaughey, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, there's Matthe McConaughey, and he seemed like have

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Speaker 1: like some like people around him, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: looks like him.

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Speaker 3: He's not surfing that great. It totally makes sense.

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Speaker 4: He's working. He's just flexing really hard in the waves.

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Speaker 4: And then we both got out at the same time.

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Speaker 7: And it couldn't have been a person who looks less

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Speaker 7: like that. If it was a if it was a

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Speaker 7: Golden Retriever with like a two pay that's how much

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Speaker 7: it didn't look like Matthew McConaughey of the water.

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Speaker 5: Shake the seawater out of his hair and say they

658
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 5: call me Maverick.

659
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: And also McConaughey, a great wax sculpture to have at

660
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: your wedding or your funeral. Matthew McConaughey's standing there BEAUTIFU.

661
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 6: Disappointed, I would No.

662
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't disappointed because I am incredibly bad at identifying

663
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: up like people in.

664
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 4: General, especially celebrities.

665
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: I remember when we first moved to la Lauren and

666
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: I were at were at Little Doms and I was

667
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: like and she was like talking and saying something.

668
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 4: I was like, sh and I.

669
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 3: Was like, Stephen Spielberg is right behind you.

670
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: And then Lauren was like really and she turned her

671
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: round and it was just a guy at a baseball

672
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: cat like that was He was just wearing a baseball cat.

673
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 3: That was all it was.

674
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 4: And She's like, that's not Stephen Spielberg.

675
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: And so she always makes fun of me whenever I

676
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: think it's somebody, And also like somebody will walk by

677
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: and I will not notice, and Laura will be like,

678
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: do you notice, Like the person in the show that

679
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: we're watching right now is like right there, and I'm

680
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: like no, I don't even recognize him at all, So

681
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: something wrong with my favor.

682
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: There's a big banner on the one ten Downtown LA

683
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: that's for like the La Symphony or the LA Orchestra,

684
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: And for the first two years I lived here, I

685
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: thought it was Steven Spielberg and Judd Apatow, but it's

686
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: just the conductor.

687
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

688
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: I was like, why is Steven Spielberg welcoming me to

689
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: downtown LA in a tuxieda with tails.

690
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 5: To be honest, this city is so worshipful of celebrity

691
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 5: and the film industry that I could see these becoming

692
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 5: the conductors of the lad makes.

693
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: Sense, and they wouldn't know anything. Everybody's just like, well,

694
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: we could play it without that.

695
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 5: I don't understand what conductors are for, by the way,

696
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 5: like how necessary?

697
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: Nobody does me neither, And like it seems to when

698
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 1: you speak to someone who's like into that type of music,

699
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: they seem to think it really matters, And I'm just like,

700
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: how hanne.

701
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 6: Does You just don't understand the art for me because

702
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 6: you probably have each been to a classical music show

703
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 6: maybe once each. Unfortunately, drag Mosha, he sat through half

704
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 6: of something at the well.

705
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 5: I had a very funny experience at this. Oh yeah,

706
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 5: my grandma used to drag me to them. You're wrong.

707
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: My grandma used to drag me to the symphony all

708
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 5: the time when I was a little kid, and it

709
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 5: was just absolute pure hell. But I mean, I love,

710
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: I loved her and I loved going with her, but

711
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 5: I did not love the performance. At Least she had

712
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 5: the decency to take me to things like, you know,

713
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 5: Beethoven and Mozart, you know, like the one that you

714
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 5: took me to. Was it Handle? It was Maller, who's

715
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 5: known for being dissonant, boring, and difficult to listen to,

716
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 5: and and his music is mainly reflective on death and

717
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 5: the end of life. I see and we walk in,

718
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 5: and it's like the music is resonating with people that

719
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 5: are moving towards that zone.

720
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 4: I mean it is heading towards the light.

721
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 5: Right. It's crazy how old everybody in there is. To

722
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: the degree you're like, how is this symphony hall? How

723
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 5: does this exist?

724
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 6: To the degree that someone actually fell in most.

725
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 5: Natasha, this is always the way. I'm he goes to

726
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 5: the punchline.

727
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 6: Before things to take a really long time, and.

728
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 5: Natasha likes likes things to not make sense.

729
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get back to the show.

730
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 3: I know this.

731
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 4: This is We like stories, Yeah, we like stories.

732
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: But I appreciate both sides. Appreciate.

733
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate you.

734
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 5: Well, you should come live with her and try and

735
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 5: tell your fun stories.

736
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 2: Well, you caught an old guy and saved him from

737
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: breaking a hip or his shoulder or dying.

738
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 5: I mean, that is basically what happened. It feels a

739
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 5: little anti climactic to keep telling it, but I will.

740
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 5: So I was everybody's like ninety. I start walking in

741
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 5: and the guy this like crypt keeper is like starts

742
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 5: getting up and I go, no, no, no, it's okay.

743
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 5: I can squeeze around you. And he's like he's like

744
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 5: gets mad at me for telling him not to stand up,

745
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 5: and he's like, you won't be young forever. You'll be

746
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 5: old too someday. Oh yes, And I go, oh, well,

747
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 5: I guess that's sort of the theme of the music

748
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 5: we're listening to you.

749
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: Oh god.

750
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 5: So finally I sit down. It's the worst piece of

751
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 5: music I've ever heard in my life. Like it's like

752
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 5: two and a half hours of seeming like it's over

753
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 5: so like an hour in a crescendos, and I was

754
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 5: like hell yeah, and then it's like dah da da da.

755
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 5: I'm like no for another hour. Oh, it just starts

756
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 5: up again. Finally it ends and I'm getting up and

757
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 5: the staircase. I cannot tell you how it should be

758
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 5: a crime against humanity an art form that is appeals

759
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 5: to ninety year olds, that is in a building this

760
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 5: dangerous because the stairscase is basically a ladder. Yeah, we're

761
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 5: way up there and yeah this we're walking and the

762
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 5: guy who yelled at me, I see, I'm looking at him,

763
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 5: and I'm thinking he will fall. This man will fall,

764
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 5: and it's like sure enough, his body just starts. No,

765
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 5: he just starts tumbling over. But because I was looking

766
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 5: at him and I had been staring at his back,

767
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 5: going this is not good, I like grabbed him by

768
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 5: the collar and the bottom of his jacket and just

769
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 5: yanked him up right, and like literally saved his life

770
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 5: because he would have tumbled down the staircase and died.

771
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 5: And yeah, and he I saved his life, and he

772
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 5: like beautiful, pushes me off of him, turns around me

773
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 5: a dirty look, and just walks off. And I was like,

774
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 5: you know what, fuck you? Handle was right. Everybody here

775
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 5: should die.

776
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 4: It happens.

777
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: My friend Bobby in New York was carrying a bicycle

778
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: up off the L train. He was going up the

779
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 2: stairs and he said there was like a larger man

780
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: like three stairs ahead of him, and something happened at

781
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 2: the top where everybody got pushed back. So he has

782
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: he's carrying a bike, there's people behind him, and this

783
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: man starts to fall back to him and he throws

784
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 2: his hand forward, but the guy was only two stairs,

785
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 2: so he couldn't put his hand all the way out,

786
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: and his hand went like a karate chop directly between

787
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 2: the guy's butt cheeks, and he was like pushing as

788
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: hard as he could.

789
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 4: So it's like the side of his fish, just pushing

790
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 4: this man. It's like just carrying the weight of this guy.

791
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: He brought it up a lot.

792
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 6: So Bobby, I'm sorry Emosa for trying to take you

793
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 6: to something to make you a little more sophisticated.

794
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 4: And you know, I thought that.

795
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 6: Maybe you could appreciate it. I was. This actually reminded

796
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 6: me though once motion I read the theater in New York.

797
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 6: Do you remember was that with you? I think it

798
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 6: was with you?

799
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 5: Maybe it was sometimes she tells stories and then we

800
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 5: realized it's another love.

801
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 6: It's okay, good, But it was one of those plays.

802
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 6: I think it was it kinky boots.

803
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 5: I don't know.

804
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 6: It didn't have an intermission, and you know, we were

805
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 6: like I had really good seats and I was, I

806
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 6: was in there and then I you know, I say,

807
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 6: like an hour and ten minutes into it, I like

808
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 6: looked at the man next to me. I was like,

809
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 6: you know, excuse me. And he was tall and his

810
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 6: because I had to pee and and he looked at me,

811
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 6: he goes, you're not going anywhere, sweet?

812
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 4: No, No, he was just like.

813
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 6: These plebeians they don't know how to act in the theater.

814
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 6: Like that was vibe and.

815
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 4: He oh God, wouldn't let me out, and.

816
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 6: He was like so he acted so superior to me,

817
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 6: like he was like the you know, grand dam of

818
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 6: the theater that I was like intimidated, and then I.

819
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: Just should Oh my god, I would I would have

820
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: peed directly on it.

821
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not going anywhere, Pops.

822
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know for the theater.

823
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 6: I kind of respected it. I just I liked that

824
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 6: someone was trying to uphold like, uh, you know, behavior

825
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 6: in the theater, because you go to the theater in

826
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 6: l A and it's just like people just kind of

827
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 6: think of it as a suggestion to stay seated, you know,

828
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 6: on their phones.

829
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 4: You see phones, you see lots of phones.

830
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 5: I went to UH to play recently, and I turn

831
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 5: around and there are these two guys. They are talking

832
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 5: and laughing and texting and short phone and I turn

833
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 5: around to tell me to be quiet. You know who

834
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 5: it was jud Apatow and Steven spiel.

835
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: Wow, the Kings of the La Symphony scene.

836
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: They were posting tails and they said, we run this

837
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: town as we.

838
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 5: Went to Phantom of the Opera. That was not true

839
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 5: the last story. We went to Phantom of the Opera

840
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 5: and at the pantagious, and the pantagious is the I

841
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 5: would say, the quintessence of what Natasha's talking about. Pantagious

842
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 5: like hardcore tourism theater like it's the Alco Hollywood Boulevard.

843
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: Like most of the people there is probably the first

844
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 5: show they've ever seen.

845
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 4: But the company, yeah.

846
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 5: Big, it's big Broadway hits like classic mainstream Hamilton. And

847
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 5: we went to see Phantom of the Opera there, I said,

848
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 5: Phantom for the theater folks, but we heard it.

849
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 4: We heard the grocery store, the rest of.

850
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: The people that are listening to podcasts for the fools,

851
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 5: and the woman sitting behind us there was like a

852
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 5: like a row of like high school theater dorks. This

853
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 5: is the way you never want to see Phantom of

854
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 5: the Opera with a group of Broadway dorks sitting behind you, uh, singing,

855
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 5: singing along at two thirds volume, you know, and you

856
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 5: want to just tell them to shut up. And they're

857
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 5: so sweet and so nerdy.

858
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's apparently at Cats at the Winter Green

859
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: Theater and Cat when Cats was in, it's like whatever

860
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: twentieth year on Broadway. They all of the ushers had

861
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: to when they would see people come in full like

862
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: cat makeup, they would have to be like, you cannot dance,

863
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: you can't just sit. And then the Cat people would

864
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: start dancing during it, and they would have to come

865
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: in and be like, we're gonna eject you from the play.

866
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 4: And it was like this.

867
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: Whole community of people who would get into full cat

868
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: makeup and outfits and let go and then like try

869
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: and dance in their seat.

870
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: That's fun. I'm for it. Let them have it.

871
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 6: Cats so much, it's because they love cats too.

872
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: No, they're just huge ts eliot heads.

873
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 5: Do you want to hear a joke about Broadway that

874
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 5: won't make any sense And I've never really understood it,

875
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 5: but I think it's funny that it exists. Yes, is

876
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 5: a guy be lowered and Lloyd Webber?

877
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: Right?

878
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, So there's two men sitting in an alley behind

879
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 5: London's theater row and a construction worker on a scaffold

880
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 5: that slips on a banana. Let's say, for the purposes

881
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 5: of this podcast, slips on a banana on the scaffold,

882
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 5: fall four stories, bangs his head all the way down,

883
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 5: and then when he gets to the bottom, picks himself up,

884
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 5: brushes himself off, and walks away totally uninjured. And one

885
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: theater man says to the other, Wow, that guy was lucky,

886
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 5: and the other guy goes, no, you know who's lucky,

887
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 5: Andrew Lloyd Webber.

888
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

889
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 4: Yep, still doesn't make sense. I don't understand it.

890
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: Also, I just want everyone to know at home that

891
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: Natasha was holding her head in her hands.

892
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 4: That that was she was deeply embarrassed. She aged four

893
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 4: years just stressed out.

894
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 6: I mean, God forbid, I would have interrupted that story too.

895
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I'm going to tell you guys about

896
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: this Muff Festival, so we have to get through at

897
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: least three stories.

898
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 4: Yes, here it is.

899
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: This was sent in by me. I sent it in.

900
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: I thank you, and uh this is again the title.

901
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: The title is Volunteers Wanted for Muff Festival. Okay, okay.

902
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: Here it is written by Catherine McGinty. This is in dry.

903
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: Now I'm reading it all the time.

904
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 5: Uh.

905
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: The future of the legendary Muff Festival is in doubt

906
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: due to the lack of volunteers willing to help organize

907
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: the annual three day event. No one turned up for

908
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: last week's planning meeting, so another one has been called

909
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: for this Saturday at two pm. In The Squealing Pig

910
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: in Muff, Austin McLaughlin aka dj Oys Bosch describe the

911
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: Muff Festival situation as quote looking fairly bleak at the minute.

912
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

913
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: However, an optimistic Oisin said, Muff needs a festival. It

914
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: has been an annual event for the past thirty nine

915
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: years except for twenty twenty one when we're living through COVID.

916
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: It would be good if we were able to go

917
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: out on a high year the fourith festival. If a

918
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: decision is ultimately taken not to have any future festival,

919
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: but it is not looking very good at the minute.

920
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 4: Ultimately it's up to the local community.

921
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: I would say, if you really want a festival, please

922
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: come along to the Saturday's.

923
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 4: Meeting and get involved.

924
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,959
Speaker 2: Okay, So.

925
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're asking where's muff Muff is in? Uh,

926
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: Northern Ireland. If you've gone, If you've gone to Buncrana,

927
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: you just want to make a right. If you've gotten

928
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: to bally Lyffin, you've gone too far. Go past Grimsdale,

929
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: up to Ballymena, come around Quigley's Point and go right

930
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: past Black and there you'll get to Muff. I swear

931
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: to God, all of those are real places.

932
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 4: Really.

933
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 7: Yes.

934
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: One percent?

935
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 6: Is this in Minnesota.

936
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: No, No, No, Ireland, in Ireland, Northern Ireland. Half of those

937
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,479
Speaker 1: are in Ireland and half are in Northern Ireland.

938
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 5: I would have to say, like, it's funny to me

939
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 5: that they think they can sustain a festival when they

940
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 5: can't sustain a planning meeting. It seems like we don't

941
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 5: need the festival anymore once you're no longer able to

942
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 5: have anyone show up at the beginning meetings.

943
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: Yes, and I just want to say that this is,

944
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: this is happening right now.

945
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 3: We owe a Muff festival. They don't know if it's

946
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 3: going to happen.

947
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: I want to say, if we know any of there

948
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: are any bananimals listening to this that are near Muff,

949
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: we we will we will host. If you're in Black,

950
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: if you're in bally Miffin. If you're in conck Glass

951
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 1: Selon or matt Mullen or Rammelton or listen, Nasy Lower listen.

952
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: We're willing to put on the Bananas Muff Festival in

953
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.

954
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 4: Yes, we are for you.

955
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to attend it, but we

956
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: will put it on in your honor. It's a three

957
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: day festival. It seems like it's really simple. On Friday

958
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: there's an opening parade with an event at the Squealing Pig.

959
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: On Saturday in the festival field there'd be a t

960
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: tent in the craft fair and balance, and then on

961
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: Sunday it's the big day. We have the races for

962
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: children's and adults. The egg and the spoon and the

963
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 1: wife carrying race always funny.

964
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: I'm laughing. I'm laughing just thinking about carrying a wife.

965
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 2: I'm not even married.

966
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 5: I would win. I have a tiny wife. I would

967
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 5: be able to carry you all the way up the craggy,

968
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 5: rolling green hills of Muff. Right.

969
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 4: Well, when we do Mufffest, it'll be here. Yeah.

970
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 5: There's another event at the Muff Festival that's really popular,

971
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 5: which is all the little girls going to town with

972
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 5: their mom, and their mom says, that is your muff,

973
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 5: and then their dad pops in and goes, no, it's not.

974
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: It's it's a good callback. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

975
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 4: I'm down to do it. I'm down to do it.

976
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 4: I am this.

977
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 5: Go to muff. I feel why are you limiting yourself

978
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 5: to doing in LA? Why don't you I agree.

979
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 4: With this too. Let's fly to Northern Ireland. Let's go

980
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 4: to Mufffest.

981
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: It happens at the end of July during the August

982
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: Bank holiday. We could easily do it. I have nothing

983
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: left next year. Let's just do it, muff. We're here

984
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: for you. If anybody's around there, get in touch, work

985
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: it out. Great merchandise. Here's one for you guys, a

986
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: little ye Send us home, Send us home. This is

987
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: our last one. Let's do a little true crime. Let's

988
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: you guys get out of here. Yeah, we'll do another direction.

989
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: A goat joined in on a police chase and helped

990
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 2: make the arrest. Sounds great, sounds great?

991
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 4: All right?

992
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: So this was sent in by Muddy. That's spelled m

993
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 2: U D D d III. So thank you Muddy, Duh

994
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: and Kurt. This is from your favorite website, which one

995
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 2: B nine six nine fm dot com. You you love

996
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: that website?

997
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: Look, I have a B nine six nine fm dot

998
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: com tattooed and it gets me into all their events.

999
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 2: Not muffest. Ironically, here's a twist. We didn't see coming,

1000
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 2: and neither did the cops. Two police officers in Virginia.

1001
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: We're arresting a guy. This is good reporting, just arresting

1002
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: a guy.

1003
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 4: Arresting a guy. Yeah, this is this is radio.

1004
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: This is a radio article.

1005
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 4: Yes, there's no Morning Zoo. They're just like some.

1006
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: Shit happened and then a goat fucked somebody sound effects.

1007
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 5: To the journalistic standards of the Banana Podcast, it does

1008
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 5: not live up.

1009
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 4: We're Guardian only.

1010
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: A mediumist in the biz. Two police officers in Virginia

1011
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: were arresting a guy for domestic assault last month. When

1012
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: he ran, he took off on foot and they started

1013
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 2: chasing him through a field. This happened in Martinsville, Virginia,

1014
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: near the North Carolina border. Then out of nowhere, a

1015
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 2: farm animal joined in. One of the cops was running

1016
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: through a field trying to catch the guy when a

1017
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: goat from a neighboring farm decided to join the chase

1018
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 2: with them. It ran past the cops and made it

1019
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: through a fence and kept gaining on the criminal. He

1020
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: chased the guy into a wooded area. The cop actually

1021
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: stopped for a second to catch his breath, but when

1022
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: he saw the goat and he was processing what was happening,

1023
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: he called in for backup. The goat eventually helped flush

1024
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: the guy out of the woods, where he was arrested.

1025
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: Now people want to give the police. They want the

1026
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 2: cops to give the goat an official commendation for helping guy.

1027
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: Give him a little give them a little police half

1028
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: officer's hat.

1029
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 5: Give them candy eat right.

1030
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, everybody in this town of near Martinsville,

1031
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: Virginia wants to give this goat and official police commendation

1032
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: for helping. We say, absolutely give goats towards Yeah a

1033
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: cag All cops are goats.

1034
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 6: I mean, I was in Senegal and I remember the

1035
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 6: goats would just be on the street at the market

1036
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 6: and I remember one just kind of like milking itself,

1037
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 6: like on my feet.

1038
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 5: And it was it was like its own utter.

1039
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 6: No, it was just like the milk was just like

1040
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 6: coming out just dripping onto your feet, but it was

1041
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 6: like they just kind of seemed fun I.

1042
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 5: Love that.

1043
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 4: Up for anything.

1044
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 5: Goats are cool. I once saw a goat and it

1045
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 5: was dribbling milk on.

1046
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 6: It just seems chilling, cute. I don't know, maybe it

1047
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 6: was a little one. It just looked cute.

1048
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 5: I think it's funny that the mental state of this guy.

1049
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 5: I mean, can you imagine what goes through your mind.

1050
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 5: You're you're on a foot chase with the police and

1051
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 5: you turn around and all of a sudden there's a

1052
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 5: goat running after you. You have to process all of the information, go,

1053
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 5: oh my god, they have police goats now the police.

1054
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he had a little outfit, I think it

1055
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: would have terrified him more like would have helped, you know.

1056
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like you know German shepherd will like bite your

1057
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 5: ankle and bring you to the ground. But a goat

1058
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 5: a nibble on your pants.

1059
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: And just eat or just try and get on top

1060
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 1: of you and stand on your head.

1061
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 4: They just like to get up to high places.

1062
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 5: Well, I know you.

1063
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 3: Guys have have to have to get.

1064
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: Out of here, but thank you so much for being

1065
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: on the show, and please this is a.

1066
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 6: Great podcast, you guys. Now I'm realizing when people are like, hey,

1067
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 6: how do I have good stories? You guys have so

1068
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 6: many great stories as to you. Yeah, we've just all

1069
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 6: decided to live life right. Yeah, always say yes to

1070
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 6: the trip or to I'm going to try to start

1071
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 6: doing that much.

1072
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 2: It never turned down a good invitation. Never never down

1073
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: a good invitation, especially after COVID.

1074
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 6: Now, because I don't know if you guys know this,

1075
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 6: but Mosha has started home djaying, So I did.

1076
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 2: I did know that.

1077
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I haven't gotten the controller yet, but I'm

1078
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 5: writing my second book right now, and I just finished

1079
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 5: the section on my rave my rave years, and at

1080
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 5: the end of it, I was like, you know what,

1081
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 5: it's been twenty years. I think I'm going to start

1082
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 5: DJing again. And Natasha has never been hornier.

1083
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 3: I'll just whoa, let's leave the house.

1084
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 6: I'm ready to start getting out there. Let's go get.

1085
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: It's just like places that you can't DJ.

1086
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 5: Was like, it would be worth it to catch COVID

1087
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 5: if I never had to hear you. Now, what did

1088
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 5: you tell us to.

1089
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: Do to plug plug away?

1090
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 5: Well, we're going to be Natasha and I are going

1091
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 5: to be at the Moontower Festival in Austin on.

1092
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: Your dates the four, twenty first and twenty second, so we're.

1093
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 5: There the week before you. So you that's bad news

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Speaker 5: for us as friends, but good news for your listeners

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Speaker 5: because you can come to go to both shows. Yes,

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Speaker 5: and there will be no overlap. We're also going to

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Speaker 5: be in Vancouver together at the Just for Last festival there.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be at the Philly Punchline. Sorry, I'm

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Speaker 5: going to be at the Philly Helium in May and

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Speaker 5: also part.

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Speaker 6: Of the Netflix Festival. We have a show at the

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Speaker 6: Hollywood or Cemetery, but I don't really know what day.

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Speaker 5: It's hot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, weyay, I'll be there for that. I'll be there

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Speaker 4: for that. Sounds fun.

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Speaker 5: Netflix is that we're doing that at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

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Speaker 5: So look up net com and listen to.

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Speaker 6: Our podcast un listen Honeymoon podcasts where.

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Speaker 5: People call in, they get advice, and people also leave

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Speaker 5: their deep dark secrets on our voicemail.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.

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Speaker 4: Those are so good.

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Speaker 5: Soon so there'll be another overlap.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Scott, you're gonna come on too.

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Speaker 2: Good. Yeah, we'll be there this weekend, I think so.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, your weekend. Oh man, this is gonna be great,

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Speaker 5: you guys. You guys are welcome to stick your bananas

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Speaker 5: and our muffs anytime.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.

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Speaker 2: You can listen, subscribe, and leave us reviews for Bananas

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Speaker 2: on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

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Speaker 2: quality podcast.

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Speaker 4: And don't forget.

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