WEBVTT - Together as One 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:05.680 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.319 was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.520 old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:16.040 in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.160 poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot takes 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:24.040 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:29.720 Maller starts right now that it does in Hello to you, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:33.080 and welcome to the magical world of podcasting, which is 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.520 not the radio show. We can curse. We can say 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.080 bad things that we can't say on the radio because 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.640 of the Federal Communications Commission. And this podcast now eight 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.920 days a week and we're doing extra podcast for you. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.640 You've been downloading supporting the show, We thank you very much, 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.559 and you can hear this podcast obviously you found us, 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.640 but tell your friends anywhere you can get podcast, the 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:59.640 I Heart Podcast Network, the Global Reach, it's everywhere. This 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.960 is a been off of the Ben Mallery radio Show 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.200 because four hours are clearly not enough. And we used 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.360 to do this bit where if somebody would call up 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.960 and talk and say, hey, can we can we talk 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.880 about sumo wrestling, I'd be like, yes, We're gonna get 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.520 to that in the fifth hour. Now we'll get to 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.000 it in the sixth hour, not the fifth hour. And 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:22.200 joined again by for better or Worse. Say hello to 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:35.080 David Gascon known as GAG. I appreciate that, um. I 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.839 was thinking about this. We've talked about gambling a couple 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.440 of weeks ago. Have you considered the thought of the 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:44.240 idea of potentially hosting and doing like maybe like a 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:47.960 poker night or like a like a casino night virtually 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.920 online with a couple a couple of members of the militia. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.040 Ever thought about that? I have not. I would be 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.240 interested in that. I don't know how the logistics, like 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.120 a zoom type thing with people like Zoom and like 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.680 going on Poker's Stars. That's one set we can go 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.920 on and play poker. Whether it's like Texas, Ilmaha or Yeah, 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.880 or whatever it may be. We can do something like that. Yeah, 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:11.520 some guys, guys are interested, email us if enough people 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.200 are interested, and then I'd be willing to do something 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.120 like that, like on a Friday or Saturday or something 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.680 like that. My my wife would love it. But you 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.000 know why not, what the hell, whatever's comfortable. We we 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.120 can do that if you need to. I can produce 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.360 some some workout videos for you. Take your mind away 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.679 from I was. I told you this on the ear 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.160 on the podcast couple of weeks ago. I was thinking 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.720 about doing like a YouTube channel with me cooking like 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:38.079 Philly cheese, steak, pizza. H I make a great chicken palm. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:42.600 Fuck fucking wonderful chicken palm. Not that good, it's great. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.320 You've never had the chicken palm, dummy, I had. It's great, 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.400 you dingle Berry, I've not had it. I've never made 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.600 chicken palm for you. You came over. I made fahitas. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.760 Is what I made you, dumbbell. You don't even remember 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:57.800 I do. I had fajitas. I had cold raising canes. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.880 That's because you showed up two and a half hour 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:04.200 after the party started. I was working. If you come 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.520 in there like a limp dish rag, it's not my 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.640 problem that you don't have a hot food, and the 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:13.320 food was hot enough. Just not being a sissy. I'm 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.600 not complaining. I'm just you know, you're you're you're putting 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.560 this thing as an You're not complaining. You're screaming like 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.560 a banshee all the time. You can plain, like seven 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.640 times since then about all the food was gold. I 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.959 came in there, You're like a psychopath. I was expecting 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.680 caviar and champagne, and I got like rump roast. That's 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:31.560 what I got. So that's the greatest fucking fast food ever. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:36.640 Raising Cane's chicken fingers is it's like being in heaven? Okay? 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.760 Do you understand that it's not that good? It is amazing. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.680 It is absolutely amazing. And if you're too big a 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.600 lightweight to understand that, that's about you. It's not about me. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:51.119 Here we go, here we go. That's problem A problem. Yes, 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.960 it's a you problem, it's not a me problem. I'm fine. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.000 So are you gonna do this? Are you gonna create 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.800 a YouTube challenge just off you cooking? I've thought about 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:03.120 it it I'm not quite at the point where I'm 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.920 wanting to do it, because then you gotta, I guess, 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:06.280 if you do it, you gotta start out making a 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.640 bunch of videos before so you have some some inventory, right, 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.840 you have a stockpile. Isn't that how you're supposed to 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:13.800 do it? So you have to before I announced it. 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.600 I would have to like have like four or five 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.640 of them done so I can spread them out or 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.080 something like that. You know what, I I started watching 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.680 this is kind of embarrassing here. Um, but on YouTube 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.960 when I'm not watching this weekend baseball, the Cardinals are 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.360 flying high over the National League and the white rat 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.160 is doing is like, uh, there have you seen this 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.520 guy called the Report of the week. Is that it's 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.760 like this weird looking guy. I think he lives in 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:45.440 Florida and he just eats like random food on camera 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:50.640 and reviews it and uh, the guys like he's got 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.760 like almost two million subscribers. It's really odd, like he'll 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.120 he'll do like a ten minute video on eating nacho 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:01.479 fries from Taco Bell. John Juris Sack. Is that his name? 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:06.360 That is his name? Yeah, it's he's actually surprisingly entertaining. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.880 I did not. I'm like, what the funk am I 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.400 watching this guy eat California pizza chicken, uh, you know, 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.320 a pizza kitchen chicken or whatever. And I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:19.320 but it's it's actually it's he's got this like diminutive 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:24.359 look and it's there's something captivating about the guy. He 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:28.840 looks like he looks like Steve Bushemy's child. Yeah. I 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.000 don't know anything about the guy. I just stumbled onto 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.960 one of his videos, and I don't watch it every week, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.800 but I'll tell I'll tell you sometimes enough I just 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.000 wanna can chill out for a little bit, I'll watch 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:43.159 the video of him eating Popeye shrimp or something, or 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.080 the famous one was the the Popeye shedder a cheddar 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.440 biscuit butterfly shrimp. He was He was very upset with 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.359 that one. That became like an internet meme because he 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.200 started complaining about how bad and how disappointed he was 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.280 with the butterfly shrimp from Popeye' So that's your that's 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:04.320 your your runavirus quarantine. Guilty, I guess, guilty, guilty pleasure, 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.880 Like I don't know it's that, but it's one of 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:11.000 the things I started watching and that that would this 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.000 would be different because I would do like a cooking thing. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.320 He he just buys the food and it eats. Well, 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.320 it's good. I mean, you can use your your tripod 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.039 since you bought a light kit, or you can have 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.039 your wife recorded, so you get one or the other. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.159 You can do it now, whether it's in the kitchen 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.599 or outside in the back of you then told me 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:30.080 I needed another light and then it's problematic. It's different. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:31.880 That's for your face and like how you're looking when 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.479 you present for Fox, when you do your YouTube videos. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.719 I mean, this is a little different. So with caution, 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.600 I'm gonna proceed with one light and then I'm gonna 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.440 see how that goes, and then if that is tremendous, 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.760 I'll stay there. And uh, I want to get too 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.400 carried away. If I keep buying stuff, I'll just keep 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.279 doing the show from here forever because I'll invest so 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.159 much money in here, and then I'm just gonna keep doing. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.599 Do you people know that you drive a Tesla. I 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.040 do not drive a test. That is a lie. I 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:01.880 wish I could afford a test. I can't afford it. This. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.080 That is the status symbol in Los Angeles, the status 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.159 symbol here in l A. That's what I said in 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:09.920 l A. No, I mean here like it? Fox? Oh 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.720 it Fox? Oh, I see where you're going there. Okay, 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.240 good teammate, there, guests, the way to go. I am 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.040 a good teammate. Alright, So we gotta get to this. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.680 We got uh we we did last podcast study this 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.720 in pod quiz. This time we've got don't stick to 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.640 sports and the inbox? Now, which one we which is 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.920 the mail bag? Which one do you want to start? 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.760 What do you prefer? Because last time we didn't get 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.440 to enough uh in the box stuff? Yeah, why don't 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.040 we do some mail bag and then when you're bored 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:36.520 with the mail, we'll shift over to don't stick to sports? Okay? 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:37.840 And then the other people I was to say, I'm 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.280 sorry we didn't get your question. Guest didn't like your questions, okay, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.880 fair enough, all right, So these are actual questions smashal listeners, 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.400 and I'm glad that people have started email questions in 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:52.840 addition to sending in messages on the Facebook page. Was 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.760 not happy about that. Yes, uh, he complained and did 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.240 did complain. It affected his routine. And I usually put 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.080 this up on Wednesday for the podcast, which we record 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.440 over the next couple of days after Wednesday. And this 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:09.800 is messing with Coop's mojo. And the great thing is 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.280 that I tell people, I say, listen, this is not 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:16.360 for the radio, it's only for the podcast. I say 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:21.200 it every time I post, and every single time I 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:26.400 get several questions for like Roberto or Coop, It's like, 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:30.240 come on, people, I know you're not that stupid. I know, 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.160 you know, I know we're alwasy and all that, but 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:36.600 come on, don't be that ignorant. Just just read the 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.240 two sentences that I post. It's it's it's come on, 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:44.600 stop being asleep. Okay, fans, these are your listeners. But 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.679 if you would like the emails for future editions of 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.040 the mail bag, you can email me Real fifth Hour 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.679 at gmail dot com. That's what the email we use 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.440 for this show, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.760 You are warned that gascon has access to don't. I 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.920 don't have access to any of it. I scrubbed my 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.320 emails and why would you scrub your emails because I 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.160 had to delete my cookies because my my Mac was 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.480 getting slow, so I don't wipe everything out and didn't 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:12.120 save the password to Real fifth Hour. Alright, well good 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.400 then just email me. Uh and you have a Facebook 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.760 Ben Mallor show. So here are the emails. This one's 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:21.920 from Eric in Chula Vista, California. Shot out my my 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:24.240 homeboys in San Diego. I used to live and work 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:29.000 down there in five Yeah, I worked in Mission Valley 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:33.120 right there and right on Sea World's Rock. That's not 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:37.200 really Mission Valley. Well, no, I, well, I, yeah, exactly, 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.920 That's not Mission, but I would. I would go to 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:43.040 what was that Trophies, Remember Trophies in Mission Valley. That 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:47.160 was my spot and hang out there dump. I don't 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.000 use open anymore. It was not it was not bad. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.560 It was fine. It was a sports bar. It was fine. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:55.840 It was very boot liquor, very like dollar I got hacks. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.400 I used to do a show from there like once 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.840 a week and everyone so I'd come out there and 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:00.720 hang out and get free food. Good. There were some 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.480 hot women that worked there back in let me tell 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.600 you something. Yeah, there were. I actually lived right around 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.880 the corner there at Padre Gardens, right there next to 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.160 Qualcom Stadium. Sounds like a terrible place to live. Be 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.720 sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.440 weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:21.280 Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Alright, Bannon 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:25.520 gask On, My girlfriend says originally from West l a 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:31.240 west of the four Old five. She hates sports and 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:35.120 sports talk radio. One day she got into my car 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:39.320 and I had the fifth Hour on. She recognized your voice, 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.360 Ben as the sports guy and told me to turn 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:46.920 it off. Yeah, she's not the first woman that wanted 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:50.600 to have my voice turned off anyway, The guy's email continues, 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.000 This is Eric, He says, I told her there was 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:57.200 like a ten minutes left and it's not sports anyway. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:02.480 She was pleasantly surprised. Eric said, is during the don't 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:06.120 stick to sports segment. Now she makes us listen to 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.840 the show together, and I get in trouble if I 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.680 listen to the podcast without her. About that good she's 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.240 she's been indoctorated. He's she's been brainwashed. Here, what's the word? 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:19.760 I'm like, I think I used all the words I'm 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.000 looking for. Uh, says keep up the good work, even 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:26.280 though it now affects my listening habits. At least I 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:30.199 can now blame a lot of her foibles on her 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.760 West of the pretentious, West of the l a west 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.560 of the four or five upbring. Yes, Eric, I butchered that. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.439 But yeah, he's saying that you any weaknesses his lady 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.360 friend might have there. Oh, I'm sure she's a lovely 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.920 lady and a wonderful woman and just a mother Teresa, 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.320 But you know she's she's from West of the four 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.400 or five, so that means she's got some narcissistic tenancy. 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.160 I mean, she's probably a narcissistic but that also means 0:11:53.160 --> 0:12:01.880 she's probably smart, looking, tall, vegan, charming, in great shape, educated, wealthy, 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:06.120 good head on her shoulders, well traveled, well spoken. I 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.520 like what Eric's doing here. We have indoctrinated her into 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.600 the fifth hour. So that's what you do. Like elitist 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:16.600 Ladi da type people. You liked, those snobbish types. Those 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.040 are your people there. I'm a man of the people. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.439 I like the working classy. That's the difference between me 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.840 and you were the odd a shot. Eric's girlfriends saying 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.280 she's not a part of the working class. That's fine. Well, no, 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.160 I'm just pointing out that when you grow up west 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.920 of the four oh five, miss, you're generally not in 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:38.240 a blue collar situation. Right. You're not working morning, noon 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.040 and night. You're not doing that. You're not at some 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:44.360 factory some warehouse busting your ass. It's just the way 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:48.480 it is your world. Well, I don't know about that. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.560 I think that you could be working, but it could 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.520 be trunk heatedd hours, or it could be earlier in 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.360 the morning or late at night. It could be at 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.760 a hospital or a law firm, or or even a factory, 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.320 as you manage the factory. It's not exactly like you know, 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.280 when I was watching the Karate Kid back in the day, 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.959 Mr Miagi, wax on, wax off. They're not waxing, they're 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.040 paying somebody else to wax on and wax off. What 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.080 I'm saying, Oh, so you're a hater, that's what you're saying. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.440 I mean, I don't listen. I deal with you, but 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.319 I know I don't hate this woman, and she listens 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.160 to the show, so I love her. She's a very 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.160 very few that. We have very limited number of women 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:22.920 that listen to this nonsense. So it's nice when we 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:24.800 have something we know, why would they listen to this? 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:29.400 So it's uh, there we go. Yeah, yeah, they're like, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:33.160 oh I'm I'm dreaming of guests. Yeah, that's exactly what 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:40.199 the women are. They're like, they're fat. God, you are relentless. 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:45.520 You are such a schmuck. You are such a narrow 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:51.400 minded dope. Alright. Anyway, another email, Berry, and thank you 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.280 Eric though, and thank you to your girlfriend. I do 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.720 appreciate that. Thanks for the email. Berry and Tennessee says 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.679 you mentioned that you had given some thought to leaving California. 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.120 If you were to move, what are your top two 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.319 states that you would consider? All right, that's a great question, Barry, 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.240 And so I did consider it. I have considered it 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.439 for financial reasons. I am unable to relocate for both 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.280 my my wife's work and UH and currently my work. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.760 Although technically I could do this show from anywhere. We 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:21.200 got Clay does it from his basement in Tennessee, and 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.680 we've got guys do it from New York and Connecticut 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.560 and all over the place, so I could probably relocate. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:30.160 But there's some other considerations too that I have to 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:31.880 to look at, so I can't do that. But um, 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.200 if I were to leave, but I'd want to go 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.720 to a place where I don't have to deal with 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.680 the bullshit that I have to deal with in California, 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:40.160 with the police state and the politicians and all that, 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:43.360 and just handing out money to people. Just come to California. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:49.440 We'll cut your check. Um without working or doing paying taxes. Um. 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.840 I I would consider Florida. Parts of Florida, certain parts. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.520 I don't know. If i'd go to the Redneck RIVERA. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:57.960 I don't know if I do that. I don't think 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.640 I would do well there, but certain parts of Florida 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.720 I would be okay with. Possibly Texas. I have my 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:09.800 friend lives in Dallas. I think Houston. I couldn't do 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.920 Houston because I'd be too close to the Astros. Plus 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.400 it's oppressively human and nasty weather in Houston. I don't 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.320 know how you people in Houston survived the weather. So 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:23.520 I'd go Florida, maybe somewhere in Texas. Arizona. I could 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:26.240 do Arizona. I could do Nevada. That's like a lateral 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:30.400 type move. Seattles and although Washington State the Seattle area, 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.040 although I think i'd have the same problems I have 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.360 in California if I went to Seattle, so I don't 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.520 think i'd be really getting away from it. Yeah, what 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.000 about you, guestan, if you were to leave California, where 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:43.400 would you well? If I left the Great State of California, 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:50.280 I'd either go to Arizona. I love Scottsdale, UM, but 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.080 if I had to go summer a little heavy on taxes, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:57.400 I'd probably go to Colorado. I'd love Denver. City's open, 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.240 it's clean, you got all the weed. The Mile High 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.960 City not I don't like do Weed, but like the 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.840 Four Seasons and pig hockey guy and like to snowboards, 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.560 so I'm down for that. Probably Florida too. I think 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.640 if we're gonna go anywhere outside of California, like to 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.160 have at least a little bit more money in your 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.760 pocket from the taxes were paying out of our ass. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.240 So Arizona, Texas, Florida come to mind. But I wouldn't 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.200 mind going to Denver. I would try to find a 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:24.280 place with limited tax I also would like to include Boston, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.560 but again, the same problems I have in California would 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.400 have in Boston. I lived in the Bay State, I'd 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.120 have the same problem. I have been offered jobs in 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.600 Boston before, and I I really considered it. Unfortunately my 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.360 wife did not go that. That area, though, would be 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.560 so fun because you go Boston to New York, New 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.240 York down a d C or d C in Philadelphia. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.360 I love it. And it's such a passionate sports town. Boston. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.240 It's like that's like a religion. Man. It's like you know, 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.640 some places, it's like they say, you know, if you're 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.080 a sports fan in certain cities, you're like you get 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.040 upset you go to a game that's it, and you 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.680 forget about it. After you leave the game. You might 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.360 be upset, but by the time you get home, people 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.720 in Boston get upset about something. They wake up still 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.920 upset about, which I love. I love that. I love 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.720 that visceral reaction that the Boston sports fan hasn't it 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:12.520 would have been a lot of fun. Maybe down the 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.480 line it will happen. But anyway, Barry and Chattanooga, this 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.040 is the same Barry. He says, Alex Smith is trying 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.640 to come back to the NFL. What are the odds 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.399 that he ever takes a snap again in the NFL. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.439 I'm gonna go zero percent, Barry. I think there's zero 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:30.639 percent chance, not one, not zero, not half a percent, 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.159 zero percent. He will never play another game in the NFL. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:37.280 You want to push back on that, Guescon, Yeah, I'll say, uh. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.080 For the Redskins, I'll say there's a fifty percent chance 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.879 he takes a snap. Are you out of your fucking mind? 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.800 I'm not. He's not gonna play again in the NFL 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.240 for liability reasons. He ain't gonna play. You know, he's 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.800 gonna sign a waiver and release any liabile doesn't matter. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:54.280 It doesn't matter. You know, you can sign a waiver, 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.600 but if it's still negligence on the part of the team, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:59.920 if they allow you to go forward with a main 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.280 gold leg like that, and ultimately, if he does play 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.159 and gets hurt again, and I don't care, you can 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.399 have all the waivers and shove up your ass. He's 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.520 still gonna file a lawsuit against the NFL on the 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:12.640 red Skins. What did you think Peyton Manning did dame 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.120 that with the Denver Broncos after four next surgeries. Oh, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:20.720 that's different, though different because Peyton was on steroids from 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.520 that clinic in Indianapolis, so he was like he was 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:25.960 he was like the bionic man by the time he 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:27.520 got to the Broncos. That's how he was able to 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.720 throw fifty five touchdowns after the Colts. And I have 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:34.240 somebody that that talked to the owner, Jim Ursay of 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.680 the Colts and told this guy that Manning was not 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:41.360 gonna play again, and that's why they had to move on. 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.640 And they got Andrew Luck because they were convinced, based 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.119 on their medical people, that he was not going to 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:48.760 be able to play again. And then all of a 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:52.520 sudden he got those magic beans from that clinic and 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:57.639 Toda seven touchdowns in one game against the Baltimore Ravens. 0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:02.000 I was pretty good. Yeah, he was like a robot. Right, Yeah, sure, 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.720 you don't care, Ethan, You're like an astro fe. Ethan 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.679 an Acorn mailbag rights and says, question for both you guys, 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.119 what is your crowning athletic achievement? Ben, you have to 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.400 choose something other than losing weight. That's too obvious, young man. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.840 Ethan in Acorn says, all right, you want to go first? 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:19.720 Or should I go first? You're probably gonna do some 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:24.919 out Bundy pop Warner high school football slash thing. No, alright, 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:27.520 my my biggest athletic achieve And now I could talk 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.359 about my days in Little league when I hit the 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:31.480 longest home run in Northwood Little League at the time. 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:33.840 I could talk about that. I could talk about my 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:35.879 youth basketball where I was out of breath having to 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:37.920 run up and down the court because I was out 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:41.000 of shape. But the greatest athletic accomplishment I ever had 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:45.200 happened at Dodger Stadium. All right, in a media baseball 0:19:45.240 --> 0:19:50.240 game at Dodger Stadium and I hit Well, there's two 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:54.919 things that happened. Okay, one against the Dodger batting practice picture, 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.879 I hit a bat. I used a Corey Snyder wooden 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.880 at which was my big mistake. But I ended up 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:06.080 hitting a ball off the wall and the power alley 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:11.240 at Dodger Stadium in the right handed batter so left 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:15.120 field there in the power alley, and it bounced off 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:18.199 the walls halfway up the wall, And if I had 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:19.960 used a fucking metal bat, it would have been a 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:24.679 home run. But this shocked everybody. This shocked everybody, the 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:26.560 people that worked for the Dodgers that were there, the 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:30.360 media people like, hey, fucking believe you did that. That's unbelievable. 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:32.560 So that was a great accomplishment. And then in another 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:36.280 media baseball game, I got a base hit off a 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:40.480 guy who led the American League in earned run average, 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.639 a left handed pitcher, a two time All Star, a 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:46.119 World Series champion pitcher. And I got a hit off 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:50.160 this guy and he's left handed. Gascon a base hit 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:54.879 up the middle to center field, a laser right up 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:56.760 the middle of the field there, and I gotta hit 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.240 off this Jamok, how great is that? It's pretty good. 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:04.480 The guy's name Rick honeycut Rick honey cut who was 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:08.520 the Dodger pitching coach. He's I believe, no longer the 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:11.440 pitching coach, right, he just they bumped him out of there. 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:14.520 But he led the American League and earn run average 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:17.120 in nineteen eighty three, and I got a hit off 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:21.360 this guy. He won a World championship with the Oakland 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:25.080 Athletics in that Babe Bridge World Series in nine. He 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:31.280 played for the Dodgers, the Yankees, the Cardinals, Mariners, the Rangers, 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:34.000 all these teams, and I owned him. I have a 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:38.840 thousand percent batting average against Rick Hunnicut. That's my greatest 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:42.320 athletic accomplishment. Ethan, go ahead, they're guess, tell me about 0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:45.000 your high school football glory days. I think my biggest 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:49.200 or best accomplishment was was I guess my first full 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:54.879 year playing playing ball at the juco level. Um, my 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:59.880 offensive coordinator was a past happy guy, my head coach 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:03.840 a run happy guy, and our quarterbacks coach that first 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:08.200 year his first year coaching, Steve Sarkisian. His first year 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:10.479 ever coaching was at l Comuno College before he went 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.560 to USC Anyway, So I got I don't know, I 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:14.240 don't know if I want to date myself against hum 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:16.679 but I called a game at saddle back that he 0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:20.439 played quarterbacks for Camino. He was an All American there. Yes, 0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:24.000 yes he was a glorious Uh kicked our ass, but 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:26.919 I did call a game he did is back in 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:29.200 the death. So yeah, so we're in his offense or 0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:31.919 the offense that's that's shared with the offensive coordinator. When 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:34.720 I got recruited there, I played tight end and defensive ent, 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:37.680 but I played tight end there um first year back 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:42.040 from having rotator cuff surgery, ben I had uh I started. 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:44.720 I had all of two catches that season with them 0:22:44.840 --> 0:22:48.440 in twelve games. I see like a Todd Christiansen tight 0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:50.880 tight end. That's what I like, old school tight end 0:22:50.880 --> 0:22:53.440 with like a mullet. Maybe. Well, I had a neck 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:57.320 roll um I had tragic. I had two catches that season, 0:22:57.560 --> 0:23:00.560 Mark Bavarro maybe, and I was named All Conference. I 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:03.760 was an All conference tight end with a West Coast 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:06.080 offense that I had all of two catches? Is this 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:09.679 because they nobody watched the games? I blew everybody up. 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:13.880 So I have like the all VHS tapes, and if 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:15.920 you like, if you watched any of these tapes, bed, 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:17.800 there's no way in hell, I wouldn't be flagged at 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.080 least five times in the game for unsports from like 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:24.680 conduct or personal fouls like blindside hit after blindside hit. 0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:28.360 It was. It was amazing. But that's all I did 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:33.119 was just light people up. So that was my big accomplishment. 0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:35.639 So I still got the tape. I'm debating on sending 0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:38.240 it to like a digital platform to you know, get 0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:40.400 it sync. You might want to get on that there. 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:43.359 Like Costco has that if you're a Costco member, how 0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:46.800 much the cost you know? I don't, but I know 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.919 because I've gotten stuff, photos and things blown up. My 0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:51.720 wife does it a lot of Costco, and so I 0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:53.520 know they have a thing with at least they did 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:55.800 a couple of years ago. They transferred like VHS stuff 0:23:55.840 --> 0:24:00.119 too to to do. You should do it before for 0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:01.920 too long because you're gonna regret it if you don't. 0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:05.080 Would you watch it? No? Why not? I have no 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.240 interest in it? Would be this goes back to like 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:09.919 the old school you remember, like when you used to 0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:13.280 buy and play Madden, Like the Madden intro was always 0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:17.320 these hillacious hits. It would be like single till Yeah. 0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:19.920 When I before high school football games, we would watch 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.760 the NFL Film's Hardest Hits, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.040 I love, I love those Those were great. Those were 0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:28.520 for a high school football player. That's porn. Yes, that 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:31.160 so that was my recruiting or like all I did 0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:33.479 for recruiting purposes. We had to cut her own tape. 0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:36.400 That's all I did. It was I spliced together highlights 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:39.920 of me just blowing up people and just blindside hits 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:41.760 out of nowhere. It was all I could do to 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:45.439 get recruited. But it worked. Yeah, there you go, all right, 0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:48.439 those are greatest athletic achievement there and your dreams have 0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:51.640 come true. Ethan John, the Jailer and Allantown, Pennsylvania says, 0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:54.119 But if you received your stimulus check, dumb question. I'm 0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:56.679 sure you're above the cut off, gagon, how about you 0:24:56.840 --> 0:25:00.600 still waiting on Minett, still waiting? You've not got You know, 0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.720 my father got it, and he's been retired for years, 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:07.160 but he got a stimulation that's pretty good, the full twelve. 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:11.320 Uh yeah, I don't know that he needs it, but 0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:12.879 you know, I guess he doesn't need it, but it 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:19.119 seems odd. Let's see your Jordan's Jordan writes it. He says, 0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:25.160 Are you going out and buying a ram jersey? Uh? 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:28.800 Fuck No, Jordan Jerseys looked like clown costume. John Wayne 0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:32.800 Gacy could wear that jersey patches the clown. I'm out 0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:36.280 on that. Steve says, is Whoopie Pie Blair good for 0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:41.280 the economy and Maine? Well, yeah, Whoopie Pie Blair provided 0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:44.439 us with tremendously entertaining radio this week, and so we 0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:46.640 thank him for that. Is he good for the economy. 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:48.960 He's good for like the Chamber of Commerce because he 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.040 calls a bunch of radio shows and people talk about 0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:53.840 the state of Maine. You know, if you're not in Maine, 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:56.040 many people forget about Maine because it's the very end 0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:59.560 of the United States, and some people forget about about it. Yeah. Uh, 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:01.600 it's just wild that Blair used to call me from 0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:03.720 Orange County and no one knew who the funk he was, 0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:05.520 and then he goes to Maine and now he's calling 0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:08.439 the Boston shows my show, and suddenly he's this big 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:14.399 sports radio caller guy. It's strange how geography plays a 0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:17.240 big role in that. Uh, this guy did not give 0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:19.880 his name, says listening to Doug Gottlieb talking about race 0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:23.040 and the quarterback position. How do you feel about this? Well, 0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:25.639 I didn't hear what Gottlieb said. I just I saw 0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:29.480 the part about Deshaun Watson and the Bears and race 0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.480 and and that part of it. Um, But yeah, I don't. 0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:36.879 Usually I try to avoid those things because people you 0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:40.280 talk about battle lines on those issues, people just are 0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:43.199 over the top. So I generally try to avoid that 0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:46.639 stuff because that is the third round. My man. Although 0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:50.239 its Gascon says, I've been doing the backstroke in a 0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:54.720 pool of acid here mixed with cyanide, and I've been 0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:58.480 doing that. AJ and Phoenix says, I love Yoursha. Always 0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:01.399 have always a question when Clippers move out of l A, 0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:06.120 will you still be Will they still be your favorite team? Yes, 0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:08.000 a J. I'll tell you what, It's gonna be tough, 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:10.040 but I will still follow the Clippers. When they moved 0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.240 to Inglewood. It's not gonna be easy. They will no 0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:14.440 longer be in l A proper, but I will still 0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:18.000 be a Clipper fan in the hood in Inglewood. Now, 0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:20.480 I've heard some rumors the Lakers might move to Seattle 0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.280 because Hollywood shut down. So the only people that like 0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:26.440 the Lakers of those Hollywood Fox and if if, if 0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:29.040 it's a completely shut down, they might have to relocate 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:30.399 to Seattle. How great would that be? They can just 0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:32.120 get rid of that dumb Laker Nick Dame and become 0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:36.040 the Sonics. Be awesome. Never happened, should happen? I think 0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:37.640 the world would be a better place to be. Sure 0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:40.360 to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:46.639 at two a m. Eastern Pacific a Lugo in Lancaster, California. 0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:49.520 Shoutout High Desert, shoutout Lancaster Jet Hawks, where I have 0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:52.200 thrown out the first pitch. I'd like to do that again. 0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:54.080 We were talking about doing that this season. Then they 0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:56.960 canceled all the world shut down. I called a I 0:27:57.080 --> 0:28:00.200 called the cycle there the only year that I for 0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.880 the Bakersfield Blaze. A guy hit for the cycle there 0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:08.840 at the Hangar Malto. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's the ballpark. 0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:10.600 I'd like to have that plane out in front there, 0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:14.000 the Fighter Jet. Yeah, pretty neat cool set up for 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:17.760 minor league baseball. He says, can we have you and 0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:22.400 Coop going to the verbal octagon about the Lakers and Clippers? 0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:27.600 Uh No, I would be willing to do it. But 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.760 Cooper Loop, if I just say anything about the Lakers, 0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:35.560 let me tie. He can't handle he is he is 0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:39.760 more passionate about defending the Lakers than Genie Busses. It's 0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:44.560 like he is hair triggered. I mean, he is just man, 0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:49.560 oh man. He becomes very unsavory when I mentioned anything 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:52.440 about the Lakers, and he can't. So I would not 0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.600 do that because that would have lingering effects. And I 0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:57.280 have to work with him five days a week, so 0:28:57.360 --> 0:29:01.400 it's not Wait, what are the lingering effects? Oh, he'll 0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:05.440 fail me on Mallard of the third degree. He'll be pouty. 0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:08.320 And I don't want to deal with it. I just 0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:12.720 I don't. I don't need it. Kentucky J Wrightson says, 0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:16.800 if you were single yet had to have a roommate, 0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:23.360 who could you see yourself shaping shacking up with? And why? Alright, So, 0:29:23.400 --> 0:29:25.920 if you're single, you need a roommate, who do you have? 0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:29.040 I don't, I don't. I don't really want a roommate. 0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:31.080 I had a roommate, had a couple of roommates everybody 0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:34.040 from high school. It was my roommate for years, guy 0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:37.160 named Jason. And it was good because we worked different schedules. 0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:42.120 He's now a big real estate guy. Uh, I'm good. 0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:43.960 I don't know if you get asked this randomly, I 0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:46.680 don't know. Guess you want a roommate. Good with a roommate. 0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:50.280 My My old roommate down San Diego was awesome. Actually 0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.080 a good friend of mine went to elementary in high 0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.080 school with. But he went to U s D. When 0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:57.120 I went to San Diego State. And yeah, he worked 0:29:57.120 --> 0:29:59.120 like a normal nine to five or eight to five job, 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.280 and he was a huge sports fan. So we got 0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:04.720 along great. But he was he was quiet and I 0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:07.760 was loud. But we had a lot of things in common. 0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:09.240 It was easy to live with a guy like that. 0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:12.680 But yeah, I don't know, he's not messy son. You know, 0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:16.640 I'm notinally living with like Tom Looney. Guy's pig pen 0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:20.480 Looney eating protein and you know, sticking up the place. 0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:25.239 Brutal Ah. Let's see your do Hampshire Bob shout out 0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:28.200 New Hampshire. Bob writes, things has been You are such 0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:30.440 a wonderful words with all. Thanks for buttering me up, Bob. 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:32.560 I appreciate that you should just stop the email right there, 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:36.160 he says, can you say the words toy boat five 0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:42.360 times fast, toy boat five times fast? Um, can you 0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:44.280 say that? I I cannot see that because I know 0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:47.880 what you're gonna get me to do. Toy boat, toy boat, 0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:51.040 toy boy, toy boite, toy boit. You can't do it. 0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:55.000 It's impossible. You can't do it. Toy boat, toy boat, 0:30:55.080 --> 0:31:05.480 toyo It is impossible. Damnit. Screw you, all right, I 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.480 I you can't. You can't say all right, Carlos in 0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:12.400 Bang Bang Houston writes and he says, Ben, what kind 0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:15.840 of car is the Malanmobile? I'm glad you asked. It 0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:20.440 is actually a Plymouth station wagon. Is the Malandmobile? That 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:22.720 is it? It is a Jelapi. That is what I 0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:27.920 drive around. It's not a lie, it's well, it's actually 0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:30.000 a Ford Pinto. That's what I have. A Ford Pinto. 0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:33.760 That's my car, not a Tesla. It is not a Tesla. 0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:37.840 I at one point had an electric I had a 0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:41.960 gas electric hybrid. I do not have it anymore because 0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:43.840 it was a lemon and I lost a ton of 0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:48.240 money on that car. Because they depreciation of the car. 0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:50.360 They paid me what they said the value was, even 0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.000 though it was only like a year old. I was like, 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:57.320 funk these people anyway? Uh, let's see here be. I 0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:59.160 don't know if I can read that hold on a 0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:02.520 second run a podcast? Why can't you read it? Because 0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:04.760 I can't read the words, they don't make any sense. 0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:08.560 I didn't I clicked the wrong button here. I'm sorry, 0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:12.040 Big Dan in Vermont. He sent a question, but I don't. 0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:14.040 I got de leaded somehow. I don't know what the 0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.400 funk happened with that. Sorry, send it again. J Dot 0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:22.080 from Ogden Utahs is back March eighteenth. N Do you 0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:25.920 guys remember where you were, J Dodd says, or remember 0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:30.480 what you were doing when Michael Jordan announced his infamous quote, 0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:34.040 I am back for the nine NBA season, He says. 0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:37.520 I was at church and us young teenagers couldn't wait 0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:40.680 to get home to watch m J. All right now, 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.719 I actually do remember where I was, because I was well. 0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.520 I don't remember why I was March eighteenth, but I 0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:49.160 remember where I was the night before the Jordan announcement. 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.760 If I remember correctly, I was at the l A 0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:56.120 Memorial Sports Arena. I was covering a Los Angeles Clippers 0:32:56.200 --> 0:33:00.160 Miami Heat game. The Clippers were horrible. The heat, We're 0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:03.400 also horrible and the Clippers got boat race. This was 0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:04.960 like when the I think it was like the Lloyd 0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:08.560 Vault Terry the hair era of the Clippers and Glenn 0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:12.600 Rice just owned the Clippers, and uh and and there 0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:15.120 were rumors at the sports arena that night, the night 0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:18.760 before the announcement, that Jordan had decided officially to come 0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:21.280 back and he was going to announce something the next 0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:25.040 day and and so that was the buzz. Like there 0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:27.480 was this, by the way, a couple of years earlier, 0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:30.080 the buzz was Jordan had been suspended for gambling. So 0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:32.800 uh and that buzz turned out to be right this time. 0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.800 It has not been proven the other conspiracy. Where were 0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.440 you Jordans came back? I have no idea, but I 0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:42.360 didn't care. Really I was I was the Lakers fans. 0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:44.360 I was about like Magic and Company and a lone. 0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:46.560 But it did matter to me. And I'll tell you why, 0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:54.280 because I started covering the NBA in four season and 0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:56.680 I was like, fun, Jordan's not playing, you know, right, 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.400 And then I had heard the rumors that the reason 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:02.720 he wasn't slaying was because of this, and then uh yeah, 0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:09.000 so uh, Chuck writes and says it is uh immoral 0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:13.240 to separate fans from Major League Baseball games canceled the season, 0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:15.960 Chuck says, without a dad and his ten year old 0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.319 sitting in the stands, or a mom with her two 0:34:18.400 --> 0:34:23.640 year old child, the natural regeneration of baseball will end. 0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:27.480 Within five years. Chuck is predicting players will have zero 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:31.279 interest in playing in empty stadiums. The video games win, 0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:36.719 baseball will never accept social distancing. When baseball dies, Chuck says, 0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:40.239 America dies, and in my opinion, Chuck says that the 0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:44.920 America he knows is already dead. There you how does 0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:47.520 he uh? Does he go out and throw the ball 0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:49.399 to his kid? Does he play catch with his son? 0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:51.920 I can't really ask him right now, I know, but 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:56.320 I mean, it's not a rhetorical questions. It's a rhetorical question, understand. 0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:04.160 All Square Head from Maine says, I can find Charman 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:08.480 toilet paper now, and I cannot buy I cannot buy 0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:12.520 cheap but irrituring toilet paper, which is good, he says, 0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:15.680 But now the pasta issle has been wiped out. What 0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:18.480 the fuck? He says, I guess I'm gonna have to 0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:21.439 hit the frozen pizza a'le and beer. It's complaining about 0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.680 the store. I have noticed that that the flower. I 0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:26.800 tried to make something and there was no flower. I 0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.160 couldn't get flower and any of the stores to bake 0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:33.920 something like what is that? And it's like the meat shortages, 0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:37.400 like the media was laid on that because I started 0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:40.120 noticing there was no meat at at some of the 0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:42.120 stores I would go to. I don't know if it's back. 0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.040 I haven't been out to the store that I haven't 0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:45.520 gotten the last like ten days or so, so I 0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:47.040 don't know if they started to put meat back or not. 0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:49.840 I assume not. But that's a that's a pain in 0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:53.760 the ass. I wanted to get some tortillas and some beans, cheese, 0:35:53.960 --> 0:36:00.640 la salsa, throw that some burritos, some caesadillas. Are you 0:36:00.800 --> 0:36:05.160 judging my my eating? Either you or him? Like a 0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:10.920 TV Dinners hungry man one pound TV dinner. That's what 0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:13.919 I used to eat back in the day. Jess from 0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:18.160 Pomona says, no question this week, more of an observation. Ben. 0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:21.960 We know you've been doing your in a minute fasting 0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.160 to lose weight, but let's be honest here. The real reason, 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:30.040 Jesse says, you are is You're carrying around two pounds 0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:34.359 of dead weight three days a week on this podcast. Uh. 0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:38.920 He goes on there, and then he says, be safe 0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:42.279 this weekend in communist California. As we found out, we 0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:46.560 have to endure this for at least another three more months. 0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:49.000 There's from from Jess. I think that was a shot 0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:51.480 at you. Yes, I was gonna ask you how much 0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:53.440 does he swallow? Because it sounds like it's a whole 0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:56.000 hell of a lot. Well, I assume when he eats 0:36:56.040 --> 0:37:00.600 something and you drink a bevere no teeth, he swallows 0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:04.120 exactly what I'm talking about. So next time we appear 0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:06.640 in Pomono, make sure Jesse, I'll introduce you to Jesse 0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.680 and you guys can can have a bromance there. Jason 0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:12.960 in the Rocky Mount Virginia says, Hey, guys, what is 0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:18.440 your favorite movie from the eighties slash nineties? Two thousand's 0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:21.960 past decade? I don't favorite Genies movie for me was 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:25.880 Ferris Bieler's Day Off. That was my favorite. I like 0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:28.680 Major League, great movie. Major League is great. I like 0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:30.960 good Fellows. I guess that was probably the eighties too. 0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:38.960 Good Fellows was great. Nineties Braveheart. I don't remember. I 0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:42.279 don't really seen many movies recently, but I like documentaries. 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.400 I got great reviews. People loved Operational Dessa Gascon. We 0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:48.160 did a thing on that people liked it. That was good. 0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:50.600 And so anyway, do we have a few. Don't stick 0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:54.040 to sports stories, you do? How about this one? A 0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:57.480 man in Florida has been arrested after his cots driving 0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:03.000 and pleasuring himself thirty two years of age. Ben, Who 0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:05.040 did When did weed man get a car? I don't know. 0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:08.120 He sure it was him? It could have been. It 0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:10.360 could have been that guy from Ohio that like fluidically 0:38:10.360 --> 0:38:12.560 get COVID and came back home and doing nothing. Now 0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:16.200 that's a good point. They could be that guy. Anyway, 0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:20.480 he's driving around and he's, uh, he's like doing the 0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.440 free Willie thing. So yeah, he's just driving up and 0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:25.879 down a highway, a highway sixty in fact, when women 0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:28.320 were looking at him and he would literally just unbutton 0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:31.800 his pants and start jerking off, and when police not 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:36.160 allowed guess not, police looked down upon police could front him. 0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:40.920 And all you said was he was hot. Yeah, I 0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:42.960 think the problem was they were hot and he was 0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:45.799 getting hot. From them being hot and then uh yeah, 0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.200 that's the We should do a Florida Man. We haven't 0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:49.600 done Florida Man. Used to rip me when he to 0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:51.480 Florida Man. But you're doing Florida Man. We should do 0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:53.759 a segment on Florida Man. There's so much content from 0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:56.320 Florida Man and Florida Woman. We should just do that. 0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:59.560 Maybe next week we'll do Florida Man Florida. Fox Sports 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.280 Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. 0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:05.520 Catch all of our shows at Fox sports Radio dot 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:08.560 com and within the I Heart Radio app search f 0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:12.800 s R to listen live. How about this one? In Holland, Michigan, 0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:18.760 Google's pub and Grill recently started implementing ben a COVID tax, 0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:23.120 a COVID tax. So the owner of the of the Bar, 0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:27.240 Brad White, says his joint had added an extra eighties 0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:30.640 six cents to every bill two factor in for to 0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:36.799 go bags, silverware, condiments, containers like all that stuff that's 0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:40.560 going on. And it's only for takeout or delivery orders. 0:39:40.600 --> 0:39:45.279 But he's charging everyone an additional eighty six cents per transaction. Yeah, 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:48.680 fuck him, and I'm not going you know, I don't 0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:53.000 need your stupid nonsense, So screw you. How about this one? Um, 0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:55.400 This one was criticy of the New York Post, and 0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.880 I think this is probably more appropriate for us study this. 0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:01.920 But men in the United States reportedly, UM, they're less 0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:05.239 attentive when it comes to using the UH the face 0:40:05.400 --> 0:40:09.680 masks than women, especially in UH in counties that don't 0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:13.680 mandate it. The biggest reason for that is it makes 0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:17.799 them feel like they they have a larger effect um 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:20.239 on women than they do on men. So men think 0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:22.480 that like the masks don't do anything for them and 0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:26.160 it's not cool, so they're not wearing them. Yeah. Well, 0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:29.280 this is the thing about the mask. Like we've talked 0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:32.080 about this in the past, there's different research on that 0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:34.720 whether it helps you, it hurts you and your lungs 0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:36.839 you need to breathe, and if you have the mask 0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:39.680 on all the time, it's a problematic situation, especially if 0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:41.680 you're working outdoors and doing that kind of stuff. So 0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:45.680 it's not a consensus on it. But then you got 0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:48.759 the other thing. People are shaming people for not wearing masks. 0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:50.920 We have a story in a previous podcast about this 0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:54.279 guy's daughter that has asthma and the doctor told them 0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:57.120 that that it's it's actually more trouble for your daughter 0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.680 to not to have a mask than to not wear 0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:01.719 a mask. Ask and she's nine years old or whatever, 0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.680 so she was getting shamed. It's that's and you wonder 0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:07.839 how long this mass thing is gonna last? Like, are 0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:09.800 we gonna be sitting here a year from now? And 0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:12.359 we people like you have to wear the mask. If 0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:14.400 you don't wear the mask or the devil, you're the 0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:16.480 anti Christ? Is that where we're gonna be at? I 0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:18.840 hope not? Well, how about this? That's a great segue. 0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:22.720 MGM Resorts earlier this week and veiled a seven point 0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:27.400 safety plan to reopen Las Vegas and particularly their casinos 0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:31.279 and hotels. Part of that, employees will discourage players from 0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:35.120 standing except when they're playing craps, and guests will be 0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:38.160 asked to not stand behind players or stand next to 0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:42.280 them when they're at a table. This is in Vegas 0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:47.840 series netin City. Yeah, I gotta go to Vegas, but 0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:49.040 I don't know if I have to go right now? 0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.840 I know me, Come on, are thinking? How long is he? 0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:56.400 How long are those things gonna last? The? Oh god? 0:41:56.800 --> 0:42:00.239 Well how about this? A U K newdist organism Asian 0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:04.520 has reported a one increase in new members during the 0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:11.040 coronavirus pandemic as isolationists increase. That means women strolling around 0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:14.080 their houses naked and people are just watching them and 0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:17.640 taggle on subscribing. Wait wait wait, wait, so there there's 0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:19.839 a site you go to and you can watch them 0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:22.840 walk around. They can. Yeah, it's it's a group called 0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:26.440 the British Naturism. It's a group that promotes living every 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:31.719 day without clothing. Alright, members of last two months. Alright, 0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:34.040 A couple of thoughts. Now, First of all, when if 0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:35.920 you're of a certain age and you hear this, like 0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:38.920 if you're a young guy in your twenties, you're you know, hornball, 0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:42.320 You're like, my god, think about these beautiful women that 0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.319 are walking around naked and how arousing is that? How 0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:48.200 how stimulating is that? And then when you look at 0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:52.640 what a nude beach looks like, you're like, holy fuck, 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.640 these are people who were like seven layers of clothing 0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.200 and they're out there walking around naked. What the funk 0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:01.480 are It is odd? Like the very few really hot 0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:06.520 people will go to a like a beach. Not that 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.880 I've been to a naked beach. But I've have friends 0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:11.520 that have been and have told me some amazing stories 0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:14.319 about how they will never go back and it they 0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:16.880 still have to wash their eyes out to uh, to 0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:20.000 get rid of the stuff that they saw. If you're 0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:23.000 a nudist, though, Guesstcon, you've you've done nude stuff, right, 0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:26.920 I mean yeah, not in public though, But you know 0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:30.400 what she said. Vegas, Uh, Vegas would have a couple 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:35.960 pool parties that were strictly topless. Oh yeah, yeah, those clubs. 0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:39.359 One of the big mallam militia guys in Vegas runs um. 0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:42.080 He's one of the managers at one of those big 0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:45.799 nightclubs and day clubs in Vegas. Yeah, I got a connection, guest. 0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:48.000 This guy's a good guy. He'll hook you up. They click. 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:51.040 I don't need the hook up right now. Probably you 0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:52.200 don't want to go hang out in the pool with 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.279 a bunch of other people. You're not interested in that, man. 0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:57.120 I just remember the days like I wouldn't do it, 0:43:57.239 --> 0:44:00.200 but I would go, like to the hard rock pool 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:02.040 or some of these other pools, and at the end 0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.360 of the day when people start leaving the pool or 0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:09.040 just it's just blaque or like green and just you 0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:11.279 don't know what the fund is in those pools. It 0:44:11.400 --> 0:44:14.319 just looks like a cess pool of death. It's pretty 0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.919 funny to see when people leave after those days. Yeah, 0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:20.279 that's it's not good. I I went, and I when 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:22.640 I went, I was like, it was just several years back, 0:44:22.719 --> 0:44:24.440 maybe like seven or eight years. I went to one 0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:26.040 of those day clubs in the pool, you know what, 0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:27.560 I'm in there and I'm not coming around. I'm like, whoa, 0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:31.480 who doesn't belong here? You know. I'm like me, It's like, 0:44:31.680 --> 0:44:34.040 I don't belong here. And they're like, we're giving us 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.239 all these free drinks and stuff. And it was great. 0:44:36.360 --> 0:44:38.759 I mean, they were very generous and nice. But I'm like, yeah, 0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:40.440 I think I should stick to the nightclub of anything. 0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:42.560 But I probably do old for that now too. So 0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:45.399 who knows. If you go to Europe, I mean, things 0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:47.640 are a little bit different out there with ages. So 0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.359 is that right? Guess do you what do you got 0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:53.239 just implying, you know, with the Mallary bank roll, you 0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:56.000 go to Monte Carlo, we can go somewhere else overseas 0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:58.520 and casinos the night laugh a little bit different in 0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:02.160 a shade. Okay, thanks for the inviting. You know, I 0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:04.440 appreciate that the evolution of Ben mallag here in twine. 0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.759 Here we go again, head again, you had working that 0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:10.879 anything else you get there, that's it, all right there, 0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:16.200 it is, Thank you again, another marginal podcast and we 0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:22.640 we will be back inside the Magic Radio box. 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