Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week
Speaker 1: was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the
Speaker 1: old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads
Speaker 1: in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill
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Speaker 1: Maller starts right now that it does in Hello to you,
Speaker 1: and welcome to the magical world of podcasting, which is
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Speaker 1: is a been off of the Ben Mallery radio Show
Speaker 1: because four hours are clearly not enough. And we used
Speaker 1: to do this bit where if somebody would call up
Speaker 1: and talk and say, hey, can we can we talk
Speaker 1: about sumo wrestling, I'd be like, yes, We're gonna get
Speaker 1: to that in the fifth hour. Now we'll get to
Speaker 1: it in the sixth hour, not the fifth hour. And
Speaker 1: joined again by for better or Worse. Say hello to
Speaker 1: David Gascon known as GAG. I appreciate that, um. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about this. We've talked about gambling a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. Have you considered the thought of the
Speaker 1: idea of potentially hosting and doing like maybe like a
Speaker 1: poker night or like a like a casino night virtually
Speaker 1: online with a couple a couple of members of the militia.
Speaker 1: Ever thought about that? I have not. I would be
Speaker 1: interested in that. I don't know how the logistics, like
Speaker 1: a zoom type thing with people like Zoom and like
Speaker 1: going on Poker's Stars. That's one set we can go
Speaker 1: on and play poker. Whether it's like Texas, Ilmaha or Yeah,
Speaker 1: or whatever it may be. We can do something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some guys, guys are interested, email us if enough people
Speaker 1: are interested, and then I'd be willing to do something
Speaker 1: like that, like on a Friday or Saturday or something
Speaker 1: like that. My my wife would love it. But you
Speaker 1: know why not, what the hell, whatever's comfortable. We we
Speaker 1: can do that if you need to. I can produce
Speaker 1: some some workout videos for you. Take your mind away
Speaker 1: from I was. I told you this on the ear
Speaker 1: on the podcast couple of weeks ago. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about doing like a YouTube channel with me cooking like
Speaker 1: Philly cheese, steak, pizza. H I make a great chicken palm.
Speaker 1: Fuck fucking wonderful chicken palm. Not that good, it's great.
Speaker 1: You've never had the chicken palm, dummy, I had. It's great,
Speaker 1: you dingle Berry, I've not had it. I've never made
Speaker 1: chicken palm for you. You came over. I made fahitas.
Speaker 1: Is what I made you, dumbbell. You don't even remember
Speaker 1: I do. I had fajitas. I had cold raising canes.
Speaker 1: That's because you showed up two and a half hour
Speaker 1: after the party started. I was working. If you come
Speaker 1: in there like a limp dish rag, it's not my
Speaker 1: problem that you don't have a hot food, and the
Speaker 1: food was hot enough. Just not being a sissy. I'm
Speaker 1: not complaining. I'm just you know, you're you're you're putting
Speaker 1: this thing as an You're not complaining. You're screaming like
Speaker 1: a banshee all the time. You can plain, like seven
Speaker 1: times since then about all the food was gold. I
Speaker 1: came in there, You're like a psychopath. I was expecting
Speaker 1: caviar and champagne, and I got like rump roast. That's
Speaker 1: what I got. So that's the greatest fucking fast food ever.
Speaker 1: Raising Cane's chicken fingers is it's like being in heaven? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you understand that it's not that good? It is amazing.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely amazing. And if you're too big a
Speaker 1: lightweight to understand that, that's about you. It's not about me.
Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go. That's problem A problem. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a you problem, it's not a me problem. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna do this? Are you gonna create
Speaker 1: a YouTube challenge just off you cooking? I've thought about
Speaker 1: it it I'm not quite at the point where I'm
Speaker 1: wanting to do it, because then you gotta, I guess,
Speaker 1: if you do it, you gotta start out making a
Speaker 1: bunch of videos before so you have some some inventory, right,
Speaker 1: you have a stockpile. Isn't that how you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do it? So you have to before I announced it.
Speaker 1: I would have to like have like four or five
Speaker 1: of them done so I can spread them out or
Speaker 1: something like that. You know what, I I started watching
Speaker 1: this is kind of embarrassing here. Um, but on YouTube
Speaker 1: when I'm not watching this weekend baseball, the Cardinals are
Speaker 1: flying high over the National League and the white rat
Speaker 1: is doing is like, uh, there have you seen this
Speaker 1: guy called the Report of the week. Is that it's
Speaker 1: like this weird looking guy. I think he lives in
Speaker 1: Florida and he just eats like random food on camera
Speaker 1: and reviews it and uh, the guys like he's got
Speaker 1: like almost two million subscribers. It's really odd, like he'll
Speaker 1: he'll do like a ten minute video on eating nacho
Speaker 1: fries from Taco Bell. John Juris Sack. Is that his name?
Speaker 1: That is his name? Yeah, it's he's actually surprisingly entertaining.
Speaker 1: I did not. I'm like, what the funk am I
Speaker 1: watching this guy eat California pizza chicken, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: a pizza kitchen chicken or whatever. And I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it's actually it's he's got this like diminutive
Speaker 1: look and it's there's something captivating about the guy. He
Speaker 1: looks like he looks like Steve Bushemy's child. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about the guy. I just stumbled onto
Speaker 1: one of his videos, and I don't watch it every week,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell I'll tell you sometimes enough I just
Speaker 1: wanna can chill out for a little bit, I'll watch
Speaker 1: the video of him eating Popeye shrimp or something, or
Speaker 1: the famous one was the the Popeye shedder a cheddar
Speaker 1: biscuit butterfly shrimp. He was He was very upset with
Speaker 1: that one. That became like an internet meme because he
Speaker 1: started complaining about how bad and how disappointed he was
Speaker 1: with the butterfly shrimp from Popeye' So that's your that's
Speaker 1: your your runavirus quarantine. Guilty, I guess, guilty, guilty pleasure,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know it's that, but it's one of
Speaker 1: the things I started watching and that that would this
Speaker 1: would be different because I would do like a cooking thing.
Speaker 1: He he just buys the food and it eats. Well,
Speaker 1: it's good. I mean, you can use your your tripod
Speaker 1: since you bought a light kit, or you can have
Speaker 1: your wife recorded, so you get one or the other.
Speaker 1: You can do it now, whether it's in the kitchen
Speaker 1: or outside in the back of you then told me
Speaker 1: I needed another light and then it's problematic. It's different.
Speaker 1: That's for your face and like how you're looking when
Speaker 1: you present for Fox, when you do your YouTube videos.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a little different. So with caution,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna proceed with one light and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see how that goes, and then if that is tremendous,
Speaker 1: I'll stay there. And uh, I want to get too
Speaker 1: carried away. If I keep buying stuff, I'll just keep
Speaker 1: doing the show from here forever because I'll invest so
Speaker 1: much money in here, and then I'm just gonna keep doing.
Speaker 1: Do you people know that you drive a Tesla. I
Speaker 1: do not drive a test. That is a lie. I
Speaker 1: wish I could afford a test. I can't afford it. This.
Speaker 1: That is the status symbol in Los Angeles, the status
Speaker 1: symbol here in l A. That's what I said in
Speaker 1: l A. No, I mean here like it? Fox? Oh
Speaker 1: it Fox? Oh, I see where you're going there. Okay,
Speaker 1: good teammate, there, guests, the way to go. I am
Speaker 1: a good teammate. Alright, So we gotta get to this.
Speaker 1: We got uh we we did last podcast study this
Speaker 1: in pod quiz. This time we've got don't stick to
Speaker 1: sports and the inbox? Now, which one we which is
Speaker 1: the mail bag? Which one do you want to start?
Speaker 1: What do you prefer? Because last time we didn't get
Speaker 1: to enough uh in the box stuff? Yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: we do some mail bag and then when you're bored
Speaker 1: with the mail, we'll shift over to don't stick to sports? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then the other people I was to say, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry we didn't get your question. Guest didn't like your questions, okay,
Speaker 1: fair enough, all right, So these are actual questions smashal listeners,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that people have started email questions in
Speaker 1: addition to sending in messages on the Facebook page. Was
Speaker 1: not happy about that. Yes, uh, he complained and did
Speaker 1: did complain. It affected his routine. And I usually put
Speaker 1: this up on Wednesday for the podcast, which we record
Speaker 1: over the next couple of days after Wednesday. And this
Speaker 1: is messing with Coop's mojo. And the great thing is
Speaker 1: that I tell people, I say, listen, this is not
Speaker 1: for the radio, it's only for the podcast. I say
Speaker 1: it every time I post, and every single time I
Speaker 1: get several questions for like Roberto or Coop, It's like,
Speaker 1: come on, people, I know you're not that stupid. I know,
Speaker 1: you know, I know we're alwasy and all that, but
Speaker 1: come on, don't be that ignorant. Just just read the
Speaker 1: two sentences that I post. It's it's it's come on,
Speaker 1: stop being asleep. Okay, fans, these are your listeners. But
Speaker 1: if you would like the emails for future editions of
Speaker 1: the mail bag, you can email me Real fifth Hour
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. That's what the email we use
Speaker 1: for this show, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: You are warned that gascon has access to don't. I
Speaker 1: don't have access to any of it. I scrubbed my
Speaker 1: emails and why would you scrub your emails because I
Speaker 1: had to delete my cookies because my my Mac was
Speaker 1: getting slow, so I don't wipe everything out and didn't
Speaker 1: save the password to Real fifth Hour. Alright, well good
Speaker 1: then just email me. Uh and you have a Facebook
Speaker 1: Ben Mallor show. So here are the emails. This one's
Speaker 1: from Eric in Chula Vista, California. Shot out my my
Speaker 1: homeboys in San Diego. I used to live and work
Speaker 1: down there in five Yeah, I worked in Mission Valley
Speaker 1: right there and right on Sea World's Rock. That's not
Speaker 1: really Mission Valley. Well, no, I, well, I, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: That's not Mission, but I would. I would go to
Speaker 1: what was that Trophies, Remember Trophies in Mission Valley. That
Speaker 1: was my spot and hang out there dump. I don't
Speaker 1: use open anymore. It was not it was not bad.
Speaker 1: It was fine. It was a sports bar. It was fine.
Speaker 1: It was very boot liquor, very like dollar I got hacks.
Speaker 1: I used to do a show from there like once
Speaker 1: a week and everyone so I'd come out there and
Speaker 1: hang out and get free food. Good. There were some
Speaker 1: hot women that worked there back in let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. Yeah, there were. I actually lived right around
Speaker 1: the corner there at Padre Gardens, right there next to
Speaker 1: Qualcom Stadium. Sounds like a terrible place to live. Be
Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show
Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Alright, Bannon
Speaker 1: gask On, My girlfriend says originally from West l a
Speaker 1: west of the four Old five. She hates sports and
Speaker 1: sports talk radio. One day she got into my car
Speaker 1: and I had the fifth Hour on. She recognized your voice,
Speaker 1: Ben as the sports guy and told me to turn
Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, she's not the first woman that wanted
Speaker 1: to have my voice turned off anyway, The guy's email continues,
Speaker 1: This is Eric, He says, I told her there was
Speaker 1: like a ten minutes left and it's not sports anyway.
Speaker 1: She was pleasantly surprised. Eric said, is during the don't
Speaker 1: stick to sports segment. Now she makes us listen to
Speaker 1: the show together, and I get in trouble if I
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast without her. About that good she's
Speaker 1: she's been indoctorated. He's she's been brainwashed. Here, what's the word?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think I used all the words I'm
Speaker 1: looking for. Uh, says keep up the good work, even
Speaker 1: though it now affects my listening habits. At least I
Speaker 1: can now blame a lot of her foibles on her
Speaker 1: West of the pretentious, West of the l a west
Speaker 1: of the four or five upbring. Yes, Eric, I butchered that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's saying that you any weaknesses his lady
Speaker 1: friend might have there. Oh, I'm sure she's a lovely
Speaker 1: lady and a wonderful woman and just a mother Teresa,
Speaker 1: But you know she's she's from West of the four
Speaker 1: or five, so that means she's got some narcissistic tenancy.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's probably a narcissistic but that also means
Speaker 1: she's probably smart, looking, tall, vegan, charming, in great shape, educated, wealthy,
Speaker 1: good head on her shoulders, well traveled, well spoken. I
Speaker 1: like what Eric's doing here. We have indoctrinated her into
Speaker 1: the fifth hour. So that's what you do. Like elitist
Speaker 1: Ladi da type people. You liked, those snobbish types. Those
Speaker 1: are your people there. I'm a man of the people.
Speaker 1: I like the working classy. That's the difference between me
Speaker 1: and you were the odd a shot. Eric's girlfriends saying
Speaker 1: she's not a part of the working class. That's fine. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just pointing out that when you grow up west
Speaker 1: of the four oh five, miss, you're generally not in
Speaker 1: a blue collar situation. Right. You're not working morning, noon
Speaker 1: and night. You're not doing that. You're not at some
Speaker 1: factory some warehouse busting your ass. It's just the way
Speaker 1: it is your world. Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I think that you could be working, but it could
Speaker 1: be trunk heatedd hours, or it could be earlier in
Speaker 1: the morning or late at night. It could be at
Speaker 1: a hospital or a law firm, or or even a factory,
Speaker 1: as you manage the factory. It's not exactly like you know,
Speaker 1: when I was watching the Karate Kid back in the day,
Speaker 1: Mr Miagi, wax on, wax off. They're not waxing, they're
Speaker 1: paying somebody else to wax on and wax off. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh, so you're a hater, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't listen. I deal with you, but
Speaker 1: I know I don't hate this woman, and she listens
Speaker 1: to the show, so I love her. She's a very
Speaker 1: very few that. We have very limited number of women
Speaker 1: that listen to this nonsense. So it's nice when we
Speaker 1: have something we know, why would they listen to this?
Speaker 1: So it's uh, there we go. Yeah, yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: oh I'm I'm dreaming of guests. Yeah, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: the women are. They're like, they're fat. God, you are relentless.
Speaker 1: You are such a schmuck. You are such a narrow
Speaker 1: minded dope. Alright. Anyway, another email, Berry, and thank you
Speaker 1: Eric though, and thank you to your girlfriend. I do
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Thanks for the email. Berry and Tennessee says
Speaker 1: you mentioned that you had given some thought to leaving California.
Speaker 1: If you were to move, what are your top two
Speaker 1: states that you would consider? All right, that's a great question, Barry,
Speaker 1: And so I did consider it. I have considered it
Speaker 1: for financial reasons. I am unable to relocate for both
Speaker 1: my my wife's work and UH and currently my work.
Speaker 1: Although technically I could do this show from anywhere. We
Speaker 1: got Clay does it from his basement in Tennessee, and
Speaker 1: we've got guys do it from New York and Connecticut
Speaker 1: and all over the place, so I could probably relocate.
Speaker 1: But there's some other considerations too that I have to
Speaker 1: to look at, so I can't do that. But um,
Speaker 1: if I were to leave, but I'd want to go
Speaker 1: to a place where I don't have to deal with
Speaker 1: the bullshit that I have to deal with in California,
Speaker 1: with the police state and the politicians and all that,
Speaker 1: and just handing out money to people. Just come to California.
Speaker 1: We'll cut your check. Um without working or doing paying taxes. Um.
Speaker 1: I I would consider Florida. Parts of Florida, certain parts.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If i'd go to the Redneck RIVERA.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I do that. I don't think
Speaker 1: I would do well there, but certain parts of Florida
Speaker 1: I would be okay with. Possibly Texas. I have my
Speaker 1: friend lives in Dallas. I think Houston. I couldn't do
Speaker 1: Houston because I'd be too close to the Astros. Plus
Speaker 1: it's oppressively human and nasty weather in Houston. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you people in Houston survived the weather. So
Speaker 1: I'd go Florida, maybe somewhere in Texas. Arizona. I could
Speaker 1: do Arizona. I could do Nevada. That's like a lateral
Speaker 1: type move. Seattles and although Washington State the Seattle area,
Speaker 1: although I think i'd have the same problems I have
Speaker 1: in California if I went to Seattle, so I don't
Speaker 1: think i'd be really getting away from it. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: about you, guestan, if you were to leave California, where
Speaker 1: would you well? If I left the Great State of California,
Speaker 1: I'd either go to Arizona. I love Scottsdale, UM, but
Speaker 1: if I had to go summer a little heavy on taxes,
Speaker 1: I'd probably go to Colorado. I'd love Denver. City's open,
Speaker 1: it's clean, you got all the weed. The Mile High
Speaker 1: City not I don't like do Weed, but like the
Speaker 1: Four Seasons and pig hockey guy and like to snowboards,
Speaker 1: so I'm down for that. Probably Florida too. I think
Speaker 1: if we're gonna go anywhere outside of California, like to
Speaker 1: have at least a little bit more money in your
Speaker 1: pocket from the taxes were paying out of our ass.
Speaker 1: So Arizona, Texas, Florida come to mind. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: mind going to Denver. I would try to find a
Speaker 1: place with limited tax I also would like to include Boston,
Speaker 1: but again, the same problems I have in California would
Speaker 1: have in Boston. I lived in the Bay State, I'd
Speaker 1: have the same problem. I have been offered jobs in
Speaker 1: Boston before, and I I really considered it. Unfortunately my
Speaker 1: wife did not go that. That area, though, would be
Speaker 1: so fun because you go Boston to New York, New
Speaker 1: York down a d C or d C in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: I love it. And it's such a passionate sports town. Boston.
Speaker 1: It's like that's like a religion. Man. It's like you know,
Speaker 1: some places, it's like they say, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: a sports fan in certain cities, you're like you get
Speaker 1: upset you go to a game that's it, and you
Speaker 1: forget about it. After you leave the game. You might
Speaker 1: be upset, but by the time you get home, people
Speaker 1: in Boston get upset about something. They wake up still
Speaker 1: upset about, which I love. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that visceral reaction that the Boston sports fan hasn't it
Speaker 1: would have been a lot of fun. Maybe down the
Speaker 1: line it will happen. But anyway, Barry and Chattanooga, this
Speaker 1: is the same Barry. He says, Alex Smith is trying
Speaker 1: to come back to the NFL. What are the odds
Speaker 1: that he ever takes a snap again in the NFL.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go zero percent, Barry. I think there's zero
Speaker 1: percent chance, not one, not zero, not half a percent,
Speaker 1: zero percent. He will never play another game in the NFL.
Speaker 1: You want to push back on that, Guescon, Yeah, I'll say, uh.
Speaker 1: For the Redskins, I'll say there's a fifty percent chance
Speaker 1: he takes a snap. Are you out of your fucking mind?
Speaker 1: I'm not. He's not gonna play again in the NFL
Speaker 1: for liability reasons. He ain't gonna play. You know, he's
Speaker 1: gonna sign a waiver and release any liabile doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You know, you can sign a waiver,
Speaker 1: but if it's still negligence on the part of the team,
Speaker 1: if they allow you to go forward with a main
Speaker 1: gold leg like that, and ultimately, if he does play
Speaker 1: and gets hurt again, and I don't care, you can
Speaker 1: have all the waivers and shove up your ass. He's
Speaker 1: still gonna file a lawsuit against the NFL on the
Speaker 1: red Skins. What did you think Peyton Manning did dame
Speaker 1: that with the Denver Broncos after four next surgeries. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's different, though different because Peyton was on steroids from
Speaker 1: that clinic in Indianapolis, so he was like he was
Speaker 1: he was like the bionic man by the time he
Speaker 1: got to the Broncos. That's how he was able to
Speaker 1: throw fifty five touchdowns after the Colts. And I have
Speaker 1: somebody that that talked to the owner, Jim Ursay of
Speaker 1: the Colts and told this guy that Manning was not
Speaker 1: gonna play again, and that's why they had to move on.
Speaker 1: And they got Andrew Luck because they were convinced, based
Speaker 1: on their medical people, that he was not going to
Speaker 1: be able to play again. And then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden he got those magic beans from that clinic and
Speaker 1: Toda seven touchdowns in one game against the Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 1: I was pretty good. Yeah, he was like a robot. Right, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: you don't care, Ethan, You're like an astro fe. Ethan
Speaker 1: an Acorn mailbag rights and says, question for both you guys,
Speaker 1: what is your crowning athletic achievement? Ben, you have to
Speaker 1: choose something other than losing weight. That's too obvious, young man.
Speaker 1: Ethan in Acorn says, all right, you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Or should I go first? You're probably gonna do some
Speaker 1: out Bundy pop Warner high school football slash thing. No, alright,
Speaker 1: my my biggest athletic achieve And now I could talk
Speaker 1: about my days in Little league when I hit the
Speaker 1: longest home run in Northwood Little League at the time.
Speaker 1: I could talk about that. I could talk about my
Speaker 1: youth basketball where I was out of breath having to
Speaker 1: run up and down the court because I was out
Speaker 1: of shape. But the greatest athletic accomplishment I ever had
Speaker 1: happened at Dodger Stadium. All right, in a media baseball
Speaker 1: game at Dodger Stadium and I hit Well, there's two
Speaker 1: things that happened. Okay, one against the Dodger batting practice picture,
Speaker 1: I hit a bat. I used a Corey Snyder wooden
Speaker 1: at which was my big mistake. But I ended up
Speaker 1: hitting a ball off the wall and the power alley
Speaker 1: at Dodger Stadium in the right handed batter so left
Speaker 1: field there in the power alley, and it bounced off
Speaker 1: the walls halfway up the wall, And if I had
Speaker 1: used a fucking metal bat, it would have been a
Speaker 1: home run. But this shocked everybody. This shocked everybody, the
Speaker 1: people that worked for the Dodgers that were there, the
Speaker 1: media people like, hey, fucking believe you did that. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So that was a great accomplishment. And then in another
Speaker 1: media baseball game, I got a base hit off a
Speaker 1: guy who led the American League in earned run average,
Speaker 1: a left handed pitcher, a two time All Star, a
Speaker 1: World Series champion pitcher. And I got a hit off
Speaker 1: this guy and he's left handed. Gascon a base hit
Speaker 1: up the middle to center field, a laser right up
Speaker 1: the middle of the field there, and I gotta hit
Speaker 1: off this Jamok, how great is that? It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: The guy's name Rick honeycut Rick honey cut who was
Speaker 1: the Dodger pitching coach. He's I believe, no longer the
Speaker 1: pitching coach, right, he just they bumped him out of there.
Speaker 1: But he led the American League and earn run average
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty three, and I got a hit off
Speaker 1: this guy. He won a World championship with the Oakland
Speaker 1: Athletics in that Babe Bridge World Series in nine. He
Speaker 1: played for the Dodgers, the Yankees, the Cardinals, Mariners, the Rangers,
Speaker 1: all these teams, and I owned him. I have a
Speaker 1: thousand percent batting average against Rick Hunnicut. That's my greatest
Speaker 1: athletic accomplishment. Ethan, go ahead, they're guess, tell me about
Speaker 1: your high school football glory days. I think my biggest
Speaker 1: or best accomplishment was was I guess my first full
Speaker 1: year playing playing ball at the juco level. Um, my
Speaker 1: offensive coordinator was a past happy guy, my head coach
Speaker 1: a run happy guy, and our quarterbacks coach that first
Speaker 1: year his first year coaching, Steve Sarkisian. His first year
Speaker 1: ever coaching was at l Comuno College before he went
Speaker 1: to USC Anyway, So I got I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to date myself against hum
Speaker 1: but I called a game at saddle back that he
Speaker 1: played quarterbacks for Camino. He was an All American there. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes he was a glorious Uh kicked our ass, but
Speaker 1: I did call a game he did is back in
Speaker 1: the death. So yeah, so we're in his offense or
Speaker 1: the offense that's that's shared with the offensive coordinator. When
Speaker 1: I got recruited there, I played tight end and defensive ent,
Speaker 1: but I played tight end there um first year back
Speaker 1: from having rotator cuff surgery, ben I had uh I started.
Speaker 1: I had all of two catches that season with them
Speaker 1: in twelve games. I see like a Todd Christiansen tight
Speaker 1: tight end. That's what I like, old school tight end
Speaker 1: with like a mullet. Maybe. Well, I had a neck
Speaker 1: roll um I had tragic. I had two catches that season,
Speaker 1: Mark Bavarro maybe, and I was named All Conference. I
Speaker 1: was an All conference tight end with a West Coast
Speaker 1: offense that I had all of two catches? Is this
Speaker 1: because they nobody watched the games? I blew everybody up.
Speaker 1: So I have like the all VHS tapes, and if
Speaker 1: you like, if you watched any of these tapes, bed,
Speaker 1: there's no way in hell, I wouldn't be flagged at
Speaker 1: least five times in the game for unsports from like
Speaker 1: conduct or personal fouls like blindside hit after blindside hit.
Speaker 1: It was. It was amazing. But that's all I did
Speaker 1: was just light people up. So that was my big accomplishment.
Speaker 1: So I still got the tape. I'm debating on sending
Speaker 1: it to like a digital platform to you know, get
Speaker 1: it sync. You might want to get on that there.
Speaker 1: Like Costco has that if you're a Costco member, how
Speaker 1: much the cost you know? I don't, but I know
Speaker 1: because I've gotten stuff, photos and things blown up. My
Speaker 1: wife does it a lot of Costco, and so I
Speaker 1: know they have a thing with at least they did
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. They transferred like VHS stuff
Speaker 1: too to to do. You should do it before for
Speaker 1: too long because you're gonna regret it if you don't.
Speaker 1: Would you watch it? No? Why not? I have no
Speaker 1: interest in it? Would be this goes back to like
Speaker 1: the old school you remember, like when you used to
Speaker 1: buy and play Madden, Like the Madden intro was always
Speaker 1: these hillacious hits. It would be like single till Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I before high school football games, we would watch
Speaker 1: the NFL Film's Hardest Hits, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love, I love those Those were great. Those were
Speaker 1: for a high school football player. That's porn. Yes, that
Speaker 1: so that was my recruiting or like all I did
Speaker 1: for recruiting purposes. We had to cut her own tape.
Speaker 1: That's all I did. It was I spliced together highlights
Speaker 1: of me just blowing up people and just blindside hits
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. It was all I could do to
Speaker 1: get recruited. But it worked. Yeah, there you go, all right,
Speaker 1: those are greatest athletic achievement there and your dreams have
Speaker 1: come true. Ethan John, the Jailer and Allantown, Pennsylvania says,
Speaker 1: But if you received your stimulus check, dumb question. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you're above the cut off, gagon, how about you
Speaker 1: still waiting on Minett, still waiting? You've not got You know,
Speaker 1: my father got it, and he's been retired for years,
Speaker 1: but he got a stimulation that's pretty good, the full twelve.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know that he needs it, but
Speaker 1: you know, I guess he doesn't need it, but it
Speaker 1: seems odd. Let's see your Jordan's Jordan writes it. He says,
Speaker 1: Are you going out and buying a ram jersey? Uh?
Speaker 1: Fuck No, Jordan Jerseys looked like clown costume. John Wayne
Speaker 1: Gacy could wear that jersey patches the clown. I'm out
Speaker 1: on that. Steve says, is Whoopie Pie Blair good for
Speaker 1: the economy and Maine? Well, yeah, Whoopie Pie Blair provided
Speaker 1: us with tremendously entertaining radio this week, and so we
Speaker 1: thank him for that. Is he good for the economy.
Speaker 1: He's good for like the Chamber of Commerce because he
Speaker 1: calls a bunch of radio shows and people talk about
Speaker 1: the state of Maine. You know, if you're not in Maine,
Speaker 1: many people forget about Maine because it's the very end
Speaker 1: of the United States, and some people forget about about it. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's just wild that Blair used to call me from
Speaker 1: Orange County and no one knew who the funk he was,
Speaker 1: and then he goes to Maine and now he's calling
Speaker 1: the Boston shows my show, and suddenly he's this big
Speaker 1: sports radio caller guy. It's strange how geography plays a
Speaker 1: big role in that. Uh, this guy did not give
Speaker 1: his name, says listening to Doug Gottlieb talking about race
Speaker 1: and the quarterback position. How do you feel about this? Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear what Gottlieb said. I just I saw
Speaker 1: the part about Deshaun Watson and the Bears and race
Speaker 1: and and that part of it. Um, But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Usually I try to avoid those things because people you
Speaker 1: talk about battle lines on those issues, people just are
Speaker 1: over the top. So I generally try to avoid that
Speaker 1: stuff because that is the third round. My man. Although
Speaker 1: its Gascon says, I've been doing the backstroke in a
Speaker 1: pool of acid here mixed with cyanide, and I've been
Speaker 1: doing that. AJ and Phoenix says, I love Yoursha. Always
Speaker 1: have always a question when Clippers move out of l A,
Speaker 1: will you still be Will they still be your favorite team? Yes,
Speaker 1: a J. I'll tell you what, It's gonna be tough,
Speaker 1: but I will still follow the Clippers. When they moved
Speaker 1: to Inglewood. It's not gonna be easy. They will no
Speaker 1: longer be in l A proper, but I will still
Speaker 1: be a Clipper fan in the hood in Inglewood. Now,
Speaker 1: I've heard some rumors the Lakers might move to Seattle
Speaker 1: because Hollywood shut down. So the only people that like
Speaker 1: the Lakers of those Hollywood Fox and if if, if
Speaker 1: it's a completely shut down, they might have to relocate
Speaker 1: to Seattle. How great would that be? They can just
Speaker 1: get rid of that dumb Laker Nick Dame and become
Speaker 1: the Sonics. Be awesome. Never happened, should happen? I think
Speaker 1: the world would be a better place to be. Sure
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays
Speaker 1: at two a m. Eastern Pacific a Lugo in Lancaster, California.
Speaker 1: Shoutout High Desert, shoutout Lancaster Jet Hawks, where I have
Speaker 1: thrown out the first pitch. I'd like to do that again.
Speaker 1: We were talking about doing that this season. Then they
Speaker 1: canceled all the world shut down. I called a I
Speaker 1: called the cycle there the only year that I for
Speaker 1: the Bakersfield Blaze. A guy hit for the cycle there
Speaker 1: at the Hangar Malto. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's the ballpark.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have that plane out in front there,
Speaker 1: the Fighter Jet. Yeah, pretty neat cool set up for
Speaker 1: minor league baseball. He says, can we have you and
Speaker 1: Coop going to the verbal octagon about the Lakers and Clippers?
Speaker 1: Uh No, I would be willing to do it. But
Speaker 1: Cooper Loop, if I just say anything about the Lakers,
Speaker 1: let me tie. He can't handle he is he is
Speaker 1: more passionate about defending the Lakers than Genie Busses. It's
Speaker 1: like he is hair triggered. I mean, he is just man,
Speaker 1: oh man. He becomes very unsavory when I mentioned anything
Speaker 1: about the Lakers, and he can't. So I would not
Speaker 1: do that because that would have lingering effects. And I
Speaker 1: have to work with him five days a week, so
Speaker 1: it's not Wait, what are the lingering effects? Oh, he'll
Speaker 1: fail me on Mallard of the third degree. He'll be pouty.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to deal with it. I just
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need it. Kentucky J Wrightson says,
Speaker 1: if you were single yet had to have a roommate,
Speaker 1: who could you see yourself shaping shacking up with? And why? Alright, So,
Speaker 1: if you're single, you need a roommate, who do you have?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't really want a roommate.
Speaker 1: I had a roommate, had a couple of roommates everybody
Speaker 1: from high school. It was my roommate for years, guy
Speaker 1: named Jason. And it was good because we worked different schedules.
Speaker 1: He's now a big real estate guy. Uh, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you get asked this randomly, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Guess you want a roommate. Good with a roommate.
Speaker 1: My My old roommate down San Diego was awesome. Actually
Speaker 1: a good friend of mine went to elementary in high
Speaker 1: school with. But he went to U s D. When
Speaker 1: I went to San Diego State. And yeah, he worked
Speaker 1: like a normal nine to five or eight to five job,
Speaker 1: and he was a huge sports fan. So we got
Speaker 1: along great. But he was he was quiet and I
Speaker 1: was loud. But we had a lot of things in common.
Speaker 1: It was easy to live with a guy like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know, he's not messy son. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm notinally living with like Tom Looney. Guy's pig pen
Speaker 1: Looney eating protein and you know, sticking up the place.
Speaker 1: Brutal Ah. Let's see your do Hampshire Bob shout out
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. Bob writes, things has been You are such
Speaker 1: a wonderful words with all. Thanks for buttering me up, Bob.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you should just stop the email right there,
Speaker 1: he says, can you say the words toy boat five
Speaker 1: times fast, toy boat five times fast? Um, can you
Speaker 1: say that? I I cannot see that because I know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna get me to do. Toy boat, toy boat,
Speaker 1: toy boy, toy boite, toy boit. You can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's impossible. You can't do it. Toy boat, toy boat,
Speaker 1: toyo It is impossible. Damnit. Screw you, all right, I
Speaker 1: I you can't. You can't say all right, Carlos in
Speaker 1: Bang Bang Houston writes and he says, Ben, what kind
Speaker 1: of car is the Malanmobile? I'm glad you asked. It
Speaker 1: is actually a Plymouth station wagon. Is the Malandmobile? That
Speaker 1: is it? It is a Jelapi. That is what I
Speaker 1: drive around. It's not a lie, it's well, it's actually
Speaker 1: a Ford Pinto. That's what I have. A Ford Pinto.
Speaker 1: That's my car, not a Tesla. It is not a Tesla.
Speaker 1: I at one point had an electric I had a
Speaker 1: gas electric hybrid. I do not have it anymore because
Speaker 1: it was a lemon and I lost a ton of
Speaker 1: money on that car. Because they depreciation of the car.
Speaker 1: They paid me what they said the value was, even
Speaker 1: though it was only like a year old. I was like,
Speaker 1: funk these people anyway? Uh, let's see here be. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can read that hold on a
Speaker 1: second run a podcast? Why can't you read it? Because
Speaker 1: I can't read the words, they don't make any sense.
Speaker 1: I didn't I clicked the wrong button here. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Big Dan in Vermont. He sent a question, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I got de leaded somehow. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk happened with that. Sorry, send it again. J Dot
Speaker 1: from Ogden Utahs is back March eighteenth. N Do you
Speaker 1: guys remember where you were, J Dodd says, or remember
Speaker 1: what you were doing when Michael Jordan announced his infamous quote,
Speaker 1: I am back for the nine NBA season, He says.
Speaker 1: I was at church and us young teenagers couldn't wait
Speaker 1: to get home to watch m J. All right now,
Speaker 1: I actually do remember where I was, because I was well.
Speaker 1: I don't remember why I was March eighteenth, but I
Speaker 1: remember where I was the night before the Jordan announcement.
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, I was at the l A
Speaker 1: Memorial Sports Arena. I was covering a Los Angeles Clippers
Speaker 1: Miami Heat game. The Clippers were horrible. The heat, We're
Speaker 1: also horrible and the Clippers got boat race. This was
Speaker 1: like when the I think it was like the Lloyd
Speaker 1: Vault Terry the hair era of the Clippers and Glenn
Speaker 1: Rice just owned the Clippers, and uh and and there
Speaker 1: were rumors at the sports arena that night, the night
Speaker 1: before the announcement, that Jordan had decided officially to come
Speaker 1: back and he was going to announce something the next
Speaker 1: day and and so that was the buzz. Like there
Speaker 1: was this, by the way, a couple of years earlier,
Speaker 1: the buzz was Jordan had been suspended for gambling. So
Speaker 1: uh and that buzz turned out to be right this time.
Speaker 1: It has not been proven the other conspiracy. Where were
Speaker 1: you Jordans came back? I have no idea, but I
Speaker 1: didn't care. Really I was I was the Lakers fans.
Speaker 1: I was about like Magic and Company and a lone.
Speaker 1: But it did matter to me. And I'll tell you why,
Speaker 1: because I started covering the NBA in four season and
Speaker 1: I was like, fun, Jordan's not playing, you know, right,
Speaker 1: And then I had heard the rumors that the reason
Speaker 1: he wasn't slaying was because of this, and then uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so uh, Chuck writes and says it is uh immoral
Speaker 1: to separate fans from Major League Baseball games canceled the season,
Speaker 1: Chuck says, without a dad and his ten year old
Speaker 1: sitting in the stands, or a mom with her two
Speaker 1: year old child, the natural regeneration of baseball will end.
Speaker 1: Within five years. Chuck is predicting players will have zero
Speaker 1: interest in playing in empty stadiums. The video games win,
Speaker 1: baseball will never accept social distancing. When baseball dies, Chuck says,
Speaker 1: America dies, and in my opinion, Chuck says that the
Speaker 1: America he knows is already dead. There you how does
Speaker 1: he uh? Does he go out and throw the ball
Speaker 1: to his kid? Does he play catch with his son?
Speaker 1: I can't really ask him right now, I know, but
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not a rhetorical questions. It's a rhetorical question, understand.
Speaker 1: All Square Head from Maine says, I can find Charman
Speaker 1: toilet paper now, and I cannot buy I cannot buy
Speaker 1: cheap but irrituring toilet paper, which is good, he says,
Speaker 1: But now the pasta issle has been wiped out. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? He says, I guess I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: hit the frozen pizza a'le and beer. It's complaining about
Speaker 1: the store. I have noticed that that the flower. I
Speaker 1: tried to make something and there was no flower. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get flower and any of the stores to bake
Speaker 1: something like what is that? And it's like the meat shortages,
Speaker 1: like the media was laid on that because I started
Speaker 1: noticing there was no meat at at some of the
Speaker 1: stores I would go to. I don't know if it's back.
Speaker 1: I haven't been out to the store that I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten the last like ten days or so, so I
Speaker 1: don't know if they started to put meat back or not.
Speaker 1: I assume not. But that's a that's a pain in
Speaker 1: the ass. I wanted to get some tortillas and some beans, cheese,
Speaker 1: la salsa, throw that some burritos, some caesadillas. Are you
Speaker 1: judging my my eating? Either you or him? Like a
Speaker 1: TV Dinners hungry man one pound TV dinner. That's what
Speaker 1: I used to eat back in the day. Jess from
Speaker 1: Pomona says, no question this week, more of an observation. Ben.
Speaker 1: We know you've been doing your in a minute fasting
Speaker 1: to lose weight, but let's be honest here. The real reason,
Speaker 1: Jesse says, you are is You're carrying around two pounds
Speaker 1: of dead weight three days a week on this podcast. Uh.
Speaker 1: He goes on there, and then he says, be safe
Speaker 1: this weekend in communist California. As we found out, we
Speaker 1: have to endure this for at least another three more months.
Speaker 1: There's from from Jess. I think that was a shot
Speaker 1: at you. Yes, I was gonna ask you how much
Speaker 1: does he swallow? Because it sounds like it's a whole
Speaker 1: hell of a lot. Well, I assume when he eats
Speaker 1: something and you drink a bevere no teeth, he swallows
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about. So next time we appear
Speaker 1: in Pomono, make sure Jesse, I'll introduce you to Jesse
Speaker 1: and you guys can can have a bromance there. Jason
Speaker 1: in the Rocky Mount Virginia says, Hey, guys, what is
Speaker 1: your favorite movie from the eighties slash nineties? Two thousand's
Speaker 1: past decade? I don't favorite Genies movie for me was
Speaker 1: Ferris Bieler's Day Off. That was my favorite. I like
Speaker 1: Major League, great movie. Major League is great. I like
Speaker 1: good Fellows. I guess that was probably the eighties too.
Speaker 1: Good Fellows was great. Nineties Braveheart. I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't really seen many movies recently, but I like documentaries.
Speaker 1: I got great reviews. People loved Operational Dessa Gascon. We
Speaker 1: did a thing on that people liked it. That was good.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, do we have a few. Don't stick
Speaker 1: to sports stories, you do? How about this one? A
Speaker 1: man in Florida has been arrested after his cots driving
Speaker 1: and pleasuring himself thirty two years of age. Ben, Who
Speaker 1: did When did weed man get a car? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He sure it was him? It could have been. It
Speaker 1: could have been that guy from Ohio that like fluidically
Speaker 1: get COVID and came back home and doing nothing. Now
Speaker 1: that's a good point. They could be that guy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's driving around and he's, uh, he's like doing the
Speaker 1: free Willie thing. So yeah, he's just driving up and
Speaker 1: down a highway, a highway sixty in fact, when women
Speaker 1: were looking at him and he would literally just unbutton
Speaker 1: his pants and start jerking off, and when police not
Speaker 1: allowed guess not, police looked down upon police could front him.
Speaker 1: And all you said was he was hot. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think the problem was they were hot and he was
Speaker 1: getting hot. From them being hot and then uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the We should do a Florida Man. We haven't
Speaker 1: done Florida Man. Used to rip me when he to
Speaker 1: Florida Man. But you're doing Florida Man. We should do
Speaker 1: a segment on Florida Man. There's so much content from
Speaker 1: Florida Man and Florida Woman. We should just do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe next week we'll do Florida Man Florida. Fox Sports
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Speaker 1: Catch all of our shows at Fox sports Radio dot
Speaker 1: com and within the I Heart Radio app search f
Speaker 1: s R to listen live. How about this one? In Holland, Michigan,
Speaker 1: Google's pub and Grill recently started implementing ben a COVID tax,
Speaker 1: a COVID tax. So the owner of the of the Bar,
Speaker 1: Brad White, says his joint had added an extra eighties
Speaker 1: six cents to every bill two factor in for to
Speaker 1: go bags, silverware, condiments, containers like all that stuff that's
Speaker 1: going on. And it's only for takeout or delivery orders.
Speaker 1: But he's charging everyone an additional eighty six cents per transaction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck him, and I'm not going you know, I don't
Speaker 1: need your stupid nonsense, So screw you. How about this one? Um,
Speaker 1: This one was criticy of the New York Post, and
Speaker 1: I think this is probably more appropriate for us study this.
Speaker 1: But men in the United States reportedly, UM, they're less
Speaker 1: attentive when it comes to using the UH the face
Speaker 1: masks than women, especially in UH in counties that don't
Speaker 1: mandate it. The biggest reason for that is it makes
Speaker 1: them feel like they they have a larger effect um
Speaker 1: on women than they do on men. So men think
Speaker 1: that like the masks don't do anything for them and
Speaker 1: it's not cool, so they're not wearing them. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the thing about the mask. Like we've talked
Speaker 1: about this in the past, there's different research on that
Speaker 1: whether it helps you, it hurts you and your lungs
Speaker 1: you need to breathe, and if you have the mask
Speaker 1: on all the time, it's a problematic situation, especially if
Speaker 1: you're working outdoors and doing that kind of stuff. So
Speaker 1: it's not a consensus on it. But then you got
Speaker 1: the other thing. People are shaming people for not wearing masks.
Speaker 1: We have a story in a previous podcast about this
Speaker 1: guy's daughter that has asthma and the doctor told them
Speaker 1: that that it's it's actually more trouble for your daughter
Speaker 1: to not to have a mask than to not wear
Speaker 1: a mask. Ask and she's nine years old or whatever,
Speaker 1: so she was getting shamed. It's that's and you wonder
Speaker 1: how long this mass thing is gonna last? Like, are
Speaker 1: we gonna be sitting here a year from now? And
Speaker 1: we people like you have to wear the mask. If
Speaker 1: you don't wear the mask or the devil, you're the
Speaker 1: anti Christ? Is that where we're gonna be at? I
Speaker 1: hope not? Well, how about this? That's a great segue.
Speaker 1: MGM Resorts earlier this week and veiled a seven point
Speaker 1: safety plan to reopen Las Vegas and particularly their casinos
Speaker 1: and hotels. Part of that, employees will discourage players from
Speaker 1: standing except when they're playing craps, and guests will be
Speaker 1: asked to not stand behind players or stand next to
Speaker 1: them when they're at a table. This is in Vegas
Speaker 1: series netin City. Yeah, I gotta go to Vegas, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have to go right now?
Speaker 1: I know me, Come on, are thinking? How long is he?
Speaker 1: How long are those things gonna last? The? Oh god?
Speaker 1: Well how about this? A U K newdist organism Asian
Speaker 1: has reported a one increase in new members during the
Speaker 1: coronavirus pandemic as isolationists increase. That means women strolling around
Speaker 1: their houses naked and people are just watching them and
Speaker 1: taggle on subscribing. Wait wait wait, wait, so there there's
Speaker 1: a site you go to and you can watch them
Speaker 1: walk around. They can. Yeah, it's it's a group called
Speaker 1: the British Naturism. It's a group that promotes living every
Speaker 1: day without clothing. Alright, members of last two months. Alright,
Speaker 1: A couple of thoughts. Now, First of all, when if
Speaker 1: you're of a certain age and you hear this, like
Speaker 1: if you're a young guy in your twenties, you're you know, hornball,
Speaker 1: You're like, my god, think about these beautiful women that
Speaker 1: are walking around naked and how arousing is that? How
Speaker 1: how stimulating is that? And then when you look at
Speaker 1: what a nude beach looks like, you're like, holy fuck,
Speaker 1: these are people who were like seven layers of clothing
Speaker 1: and they're out there walking around naked. What the funk
Speaker 1: are It is odd? Like the very few really hot
Speaker 1: people will go to a like a beach. Not that
Speaker 1: I've been to a naked beach. But I've have friends
Speaker 1: that have been and have told me some amazing stories
Speaker 1: about how they will never go back and it they
Speaker 1: still have to wash their eyes out to uh, to
Speaker 1: get rid of the stuff that they saw. If you're
Speaker 1: a nudist, though, Guesstcon, you've you've done nude stuff, right,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, not in public though, But you know
Speaker 1: what she said. Vegas, Uh, Vegas would have a couple
Speaker 1: pool parties that were strictly topless. Oh yeah, yeah, those clubs.
Speaker 1: One of the big mallam militia guys in Vegas runs um.
Speaker 1: He's one of the managers at one of those big
Speaker 1: nightclubs and day clubs in Vegas. Yeah, I got a connection, guest.
Speaker 1: This guy's a good guy. He'll hook you up. They click.
Speaker 1: I don't need the hook up right now. Probably you
Speaker 1: don't want to go hang out in the pool with
Speaker 1: a bunch of other people. You're not interested in that, man.
Speaker 1: I just remember the days like I wouldn't do it,
Speaker 1: but I would go, like to the hard rock pool
Speaker 1: or some of these other pools, and at the end
Speaker 1: of the day when people start leaving the pool or
Speaker 1: just it's just blaque or like green and just you
Speaker 1: don't know what the fund is in those pools. It
Speaker 1: just looks like a cess pool of death. It's pretty
Speaker 1: funny to see when people leave after those days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's not good. I I went, and I when
Speaker 1: I went, I was like, it was just several years back,
Speaker 1: maybe like seven or eight years. I went to one
Speaker 1: of those day clubs in the pool, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm in there and I'm not coming around. I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 1: who doesn't belong here? You know. I'm like me, It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't belong here. And they're like, we're giving us
Speaker 1: all these free drinks and stuff. And it was great.
Speaker 1: I mean, they were very generous and nice. But I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I should stick to the nightclub of anything.
Speaker 1: But I probably do old for that now too. So
Speaker 1: who knows. If you go to Europe, I mean, things
Speaker 1: are a little bit different out there with ages. So
Speaker 1: is that right? Guess do you what do you got
Speaker 1: just implying, you know, with the Mallary bank roll, you
Speaker 1: go to Monte Carlo, we can go somewhere else overseas
Speaker 1: and casinos the night laugh a little bit different in
Speaker 1: a shade. Okay, thanks for the inviting. You know, I
Speaker 1: appreciate that the evolution of Ben mallag here in twine.
Speaker 1: Here we go again, head again, you had working that
Speaker 1: anything else you get there, that's it, all right there,
Speaker 1: it is, Thank you again, another marginal podcast and we
Speaker 1: we will be back inside the Magic Radio box. This
Speaker 1: is a Sunday if you're listening to it on Sunday,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back Sunday night into Monday two am
Speaker 1: on Monday in the East, that's eleven pm in the West.
Speaker 1: On Sunday night, we'll talk about whatever the hell happened
Speaker 1: this weekend. This will be the last night of the
Speaker 1: Last Dance, so we'll discuss that and you can contact us.
Speaker 1: I'm on cameo if you want your own personalized video
Speaker 1: for a birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah, funeral, you name it.
Speaker 1: You want to settle a bet, it's great. You can
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Speaker 1: at Dave you forget No. I was waiting for the
Speaker 1: full introduction, but yeah, Twitter at David J. Gascon, Instagram
Speaker 1: at Dave Gascon And if you guys are interested, we
Speaker 1: can put something together. You can email Ben and we'll
Speaker 1: see if we can do like, uh, like a poker
Speaker 1: night or something like that. We can do like a
Speaker 1: casino night and get a few of the Mallard militia together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you. Ah, yeah, yeah, we'd like to do that.
Speaker 1: If you're interested, we'll set that up on like a
Speaker 1: Friday or Saturday, will set a certain time that works.
Speaker 1: All right, Listen, have a wonderful, glorious day today and
Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time.