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Speaker 1: and welcome to the magical world of podcasting, which is

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Speaker 1: of the Federal Communications Commission. And this podcast now eight

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Speaker 1: I Heart Podcast Network, the Global Reach, it's everywhere. This

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Speaker 1: is a been off of the Ben Mallery radio Show

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Speaker 1: because four hours are clearly not enough. And we used

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Speaker 1: about sumo wrestling, I'd be like, yes, We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to that in the fifth hour. Now we'll get to

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Speaker 1: joined again by for better or Worse. Say hello to

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Speaker 1: David Gascon known as GAG. I appreciate that, um. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about this. We've talked about gambling a couple

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Speaker 1: going on Poker's Stars. That's one set we can go

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Speaker 1: some some workout videos for you. Take your mind away

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Speaker 1: from I was. I told you this on the ear

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Speaker 1: Philly cheese, steak, pizza. H I make a great chicken palm.

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Speaker 1: Fuck fucking wonderful chicken palm. Not that good, it's great.

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Speaker 1: You've never had the chicken palm, dummy, I had. It's great,

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Speaker 1: you dingle Berry, I've not had it. I've never made

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Speaker 1: Is what I made you, dumbbell. You don't even remember

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Speaker 1: That's because you showed up two and a half hour

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that it's not that good? It is amazing.

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Speaker 1: played quarterbacks for Camino. He was an All American there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: yes he was a glorious Uh kicked our ass, but

424
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Speaker 1: I did call a game he did is back in

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Speaker 1: the death. So yeah, so we're in his offense or

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Speaker 1: the offense that's that's shared with the offensive coordinator. When

427
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Speaker 1: I got recruited there, I played tight end and defensive ent,

428
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Speaker 1: but I played tight end there um first year back

429
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Speaker 1: from having rotator cuff surgery, ben I had uh I started.

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Speaker 1: I had all of two catches that season with them

431
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Speaker 1: in twelve games. I see like a Todd Christiansen tight

432
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Speaker 1: tight end. That's what I like, old school tight end

433
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Speaker 1: with like a mullet. Maybe. Well, I had a neck

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Speaker 1: roll um I had tragic. I had two catches that season,

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Speaker 1: Mark Bavarro maybe, and I was named All Conference. I

436
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: was an All conference tight end with a West Coast

437
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: offense that I had all of two catches? Is this

438
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: because they nobody watched the games? I blew everybody up.

439
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: So I have like the all VHS tapes, and if

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Speaker 1: you like, if you watched any of these tapes, bed,

441
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: there's no way in hell, I wouldn't be flagged at

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Speaker 1: least five times in the game for unsports from like

443
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: conduct or personal fouls like blindside hit after blindside hit.

444
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: It was. It was amazing. But that's all I did

445
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: was just light people up. So that was my big accomplishment.

446
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: So I still got the tape. I'm debating on sending

447
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Speaker 1: it to like a digital platform to you know, get

448
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Speaker 1: it sync. You might want to get on that there.

449
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: Like Costco has that if you're a Costco member, how

450
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Speaker 1: much the cost you know? I don't, but I know

451
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Speaker 1: because I've gotten stuff, photos and things blown up. My

452
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Speaker 1: wife does it a lot of Costco, and so I

453
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Speaker 1: know they have a thing with at least they did

454
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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. They transferred like VHS stuff

455
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Speaker 1: too to to do. You should do it before for

456
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: too long because you're gonna regret it if you don't.

457
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: Would you watch it? No? Why not? I have no

458
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Speaker 1: interest in it? Would be this goes back to like

459
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: the old school you remember, like when you used to

460
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: buy and play Madden, Like the Madden intro was always

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Speaker 1: these hillacious hits. It would be like single till Yeah.

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00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: When I before high school football games, we would watch

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Speaker 1: the NFL Film's Hardest Hits, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: I love, I love those Those were great. Those were

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Speaker 1: for a high school football player. That's porn. Yes, that

466
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Speaker 1: so that was my recruiting or like all I did

467
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Speaker 1: for recruiting purposes. We had to cut her own tape.

468
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 1: That's all I did. It was I spliced together highlights

469
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Speaker 1: of me just blowing up people and just blindside hits

470
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Speaker 1: out of nowhere. It was all I could do to

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Speaker 1: get recruited. But it worked. Yeah, there you go, all right,

472
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Speaker 1: those are greatest athletic achievement there and your dreams have

473
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Speaker 1: come true. Ethan John, the Jailer and Allantown, Pennsylvania says,

474
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Speaker 1: But if you received your stimulus check, dumb question. I'm

475
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Speaker 1: sure you're above the cut off, gagon, how about you

476
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: still waiting on Minett, still waiting? You've not got You know,

477
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: my father got it, and he's been retired for years,

478
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: but he got a stimulation that's pretty good, the full twelve.

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00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know that he needs it, but

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess he doesn't need it, but it

481
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Speaker 1: seems odd. Let's see your Jordan's Jordan writes it. He says,

482
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Speaker 1: Are you going out and buying a ram jersey? Uh?

483
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Speaker 1: Fuck No, Jordan Jerseys looked like clown costume. John Wayne

484
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Speaker 1: Gacy could wear that jersey patches the clown. I'm out

485
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Speaker 1: on that. Steve says, is Whoopie Pie Blair good for

486
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Speaker 1: the economy and Maine? Well, yeah, Whoopie Pie Blair provided

487
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Speaker 1: us with tremendously entertaining radio this week, and so we

488
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Speaker 1: thank him for that. Is he good for the economy.

489
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Speaker 1: He's good for like the Chamber of Commerce because he

490
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Speaker 1: calls a bunch of radio shows and people talk about

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Speaker 1: the state of Maine. You know, if you're not in Maine,

492
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Speaker 1: many people forget about Maine because it's the very end

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Speaker 1: of the United States, and some people forget about about it. Yeah. Uh,

494
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Speaker 1: it's just wild that Blair used to call me from

495
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Speaker 1: Orange County and no one knew who the funk he was,

496
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: and then he goes to Maine and now he's calling

497
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: the Boston shows my show, and suddenly he's this big

498
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: sports radio caller guy. It's strange how geography plays a

499
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: big role in that. Uh, this guy did not give

500
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: his name, says listening to Doug Gottlieb talking about race

501
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: and the quarterback position. How do you feel about this? Well,

502
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: I didn't hear what Gottlieb said. I just I saw

503
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: the part about Deshaun Watson and the Bears and race

504
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: and and that part of it. Um, But yeah, I don't.

505
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: Usually I try to avoid those things because people you

506
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: talk about battle lines on those issues, people just are

507
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: over the top. So I generally try to avoid that

508
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: stuff because that is the third round. My man. Although

509
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,239
Speaker 1: its Gascon says, I've been doing the backstroke in a

510
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: pool of acid here mixed with cyanide, and I've been

511
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: doing that. AJ and Phoenix says, I love Yoursha. Always

512
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Speaker 1: have always a question when Clippers move out of l A,

513
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: will you still be Will they still be your favorite team? Yes,

514
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: a J. I'll tell you what, It's gonna be tough,

515
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: but I will still follow the Clippers. When they moved

516
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Speaker 1: to Inglewood. It's not gonna be easy. They will no

517
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: longer be in l A proper, but I will still

518
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Speaker 1: be a Clipper fan in the hood in Inglewood. Now,

519
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: I've heard some rumors the Lakers might move to Seattle

520
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: because Hollywood shut down. So the only people that like

521
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: the Lakers of those Hollywood Fox and if if, if

522
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: it's a completely shut down, they might have to relocate

523
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: to Seattle. How great would that be? They can just

524
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: get rid of that dumb Laker Nick Dame and become

525
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: the Sonics. Be awesome. Never happened, should happen? I think

526
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: the world would be a better place to be. Sure

527
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays

528
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: at two a m. Eastern Pacific a Lugo in Lancaster, California.

529
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: Shoutout High Desert, shoutout Lancaster Jet Hawks, where I have

530
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: thrown out the first pitch. I'd like to do that again.

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00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: We were talking about doing that this season. Then they

532
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: canceled all the world shut down. I called a I

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Speaker 1: called the cycle there the only year that I for

534
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Speaker 1: the Bakersfield Blaze. A guy hit for the cycle there

535
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: at the Hangar Malto. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's the ballpark.

536
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: I'd like to have that plane out in front there,

537
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: the Fighter Jet. Yeah, pretty neat cool set up for

538
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: minor league baseball. He says, can we have you and

539
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: Coop going to the verbal octagon about the Lakers and Clippers?

540
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: Uh No, I would be willing to do it. But

541
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: Cooper Loop, if I just say anything about the Lakers,

542
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: let me tie. He can't handle he is he is

543
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: more passionate about defending the Lakers than Genie Busses. It's

544
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: like he is hair triggered. I mean, he is just man,

545
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: oh man. He becomes very unsavory when I mentioned anything

546
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: about the Lakers, and he can't. So I would not

547
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: do that because that would have lingering effects. And I

548
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: have to work with him five days a week, so

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00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: it's not Wait, what are the lingering effects? Oh, he'll

550
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: fail me on Mallard of the third degree. He'll be pouty.

551
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: And I don't want to deal with it. I just

552
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need it. Kentucky J Wrightson says,

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00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: if you were single yet had to have a roommate,

554
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: who could you see yourself shaping shacking up with? And why? Alright, So,

555
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: if you're single, you need a roommate, who do you have?

556
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't really want a roommate.

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00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: I had a roommate, had a couple of roommates everybody

558
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: from high school. It was my roommate for years, guy

559
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: named Jason. And it was good because we worked different schedules.

560
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: He's now a big real estate guy. Uh, I'm good.

561
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you get asked this randomly, I

562
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: don't know. Guess you want a roommate. Good with a roommate.

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00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: My My old roommate down San Diego was awesome. Actually

564
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: a good friend of mine went to elementary in high

565
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: school with. But he went to U s D. When

566
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: I went to San Diego State. And yeah, he worked

567
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Speaker 1: like a normal nine to five or eight to five job,

568
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: and he was a huge sports fan. So we got

569
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: along great. But he was he was quiet and I

570
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: was loud. But we had a lot of things in common.

571
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Speaker 1: It was easy to live with a guy like that.

572
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know, he's not messy son. You know,

573
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Speaker 1: I'm notinally living with like Tom Looney. Guy's pig pen

574
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: Looney eating protein and you know, sticking up the place.

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Speaker 1: Brutal Ah. Let's see your do Hampshire Bob shout out

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire. Bob writes, things has been You are such

577
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: a wonderful words with all. Thanks for buttering me up, Bob.

578
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you should just stop the email right there,

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Speaker 1: he says, can you say the words toy boat five

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00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: times fast, toy boat five times fast? Um, can you

581
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: say that? I I cannot see that because I know

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna get me to do. Toy boat, toy boat,

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Speaker 1: toy boy, toy boite, toy boit. You can't do it.

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Speaker 1: It's impossible. You can't do it. Toy boat, toy boat,

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Speaker 1: toyo It is impossible. Damnit. Screw you, all right, I

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Speaker 1: I you can't. You can't say all right, Carlos in

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00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: Bang Bang Houston writes and he says, Ben, what kind

588
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: of car is the Malanmobile? I'm glad you asked. It

589
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: is actually a Plymouth station wagon. Is the Malandmobile? That

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00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: is it? It is a Jelapi. That is what I

591
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: drive around. It's not a lie, it's well, it's actually

592
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Speaker 1: a Ford Pinto. That's what I have. A Ford Pinto.

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00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: That's my car, not a Tesla. It is not a Tesla.

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00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: I at one point had an electric I had a

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00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: gas electric hybrid. I do not have it anymore because

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: it was a lemon and I lost a ton of

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00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: money on that car. Because they depreciation of the car.

598
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: They paid me what they said the value was, even

599
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Speaker 1: though it was only like a year old. I was like,

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Speaker 1: funk these people anyway? Uh, let's see here be. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I can read that hold on a

602
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: second run a podcast? Why can't you read it? Because

603
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: I can't read the words, they don't make any sense.

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00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: I didn't I clicked the wrong button here. I'm sorry,

605
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Big Dan in Vermont. He sent a question, but I don't.

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00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: I got de leaded somehow. I don't know what the

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00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: funk happened with that. Sorry, send it again. J Dot

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00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: from Ogden Utahs is back March eighteenth. N Do you

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Speaker 1: guys remember where you were, J Dodd says, or remember

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00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: what you were doing when Michael Jordan announced his infamous quote,

611
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Speaker 1: I am back for the nine NBA season, He says.

612
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: I was at church and us young teenagers couldn't wait

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Speaker 1: to get home to watch m J. All right now,

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Speaker 1: I actually do remember where I was, because I was well.

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00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember why I was March eighteenth, but I

616
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Speaker 1: remember where I was the night before the Jordan announcement.

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Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, I was at the l A

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Speaker 1: Memorial Sports Arena. I was covering a Los Angeles Clippers

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat game. The Clippers were horrible. The heat, We're

620
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: also horrible and the Clippers got boat race. This was

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Speaker 1: like when the I think it was like the Lloyd

622
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Speaker 1: Vault Terry the hair era of the Clippers and Glenn

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Speaker 1: Rice just owned the Clippers, and uh and and there

624
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: were rumors at the sports arena that night, the night

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Speaker 1: before the announcement, that Jordan had decided officially to come

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Speaker 1: back and he was going to announce something the next

627
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: day and and so that was the buzz. Like there

628
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Speaker 1: was this, by the way, a couple of years earlier,

629
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Speaker 1: the buzz was Jordan had been suspended for gambling. So

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Speaker 1: uh and that buzz turned out to be right this time.

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Speaker 1: It has not been proven the other conspiracy. Where were

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Speaker 1: you Jordans came back? I have no idea, but I

633
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Speaker 1: didn't care. Really I was I was the Lakers fans.

634
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Speaker 1: I was about like Magic and Company and a lone.

635
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Speaker 1: But it did matter to me. And I'll tell you why,

636
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Speaker 1: because I started covering the NBA in four season and

637
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Speaker 1: I was like, fun, Jordan's not playing, you know, right,

638
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Speaker 1: And then I had heard the rumors that the reason

639
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Speaker 1: he wasn't slaying was because of this, and then uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so uh, Chuck writes and says it is uh immoral

641
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Speaker 1: to separate fans from Major League Baseball games canceled the season,

642
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Speaker 1: Chuck says, without a dad and his ten year old

643
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Speaker 1: sitting in the stands, or a mom with her two

644
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Speaker 1: year old child, the natural regeneration of baseball will end.

645
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Speaker 1: Within five years. Chuck is predicting players will have zero

646
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Speaker 1: interest in playing in empty stadiums. The video games win,

647
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Speaker 1: baseball will never accept social distancing. When baseball dies, Chuck says,

648
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Speaker 1: America dies, and in my opinion, Chuck says that the

649
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Speaker 1: America he knows is already dead. There you how does

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Speaker 1: he uh? Does he go out and throw the ball

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Speaker 1: to his kid? Does he play catch with his son?

652
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Speaker 1: I can't really ask him right now, I know, but

653
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not a rhetorical questions. It's a rhetorical question, understand.

654
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Speaker 1: All Square Head from Maine says, I can find Charman

655
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Speaker 1: toilet paper now, and I cannot buy I cannot buy

656
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Speaker 1: cheap but irrituring toilet paper, which is good, he says,

657
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Speaker 1: But now the pasta issle has been wiped out. What

658
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Speaker 1: the fuck? He says, I guess I'm gonna have to

659
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Speaker 1: hit the frozen pizza a'le and beer. It's complaining about

660
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Speaker 1: the store. I have noticed that that the flower. I

661
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Speaker 1: tried to make something and there was no flower. I

662
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: couldn't get flower and any of the stores to bake

663
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Speaker 1: something like what is that? And it's like the meat shortages,

664
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Speaker 1: like the media was laid on that because I started

665
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Speaker 1: noticing there was no meat at at some of the

666
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Speaker 1: stores I would go to. I don't know if it's back.

667
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Speaker 1: I haven't been out to the store that I haven't

668
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Speaker 1: gotten the last like ten days or so, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know if they started to put meat back or not.

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Speaker 1: I assume not. But that's a that's a pain in

671
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Speaker 1: the ass. I wanted to get some tortillas and some beans, cheese,

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Speaker 1: la salsa, throw that some burritos, some caesadillas. Are you

673
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Speaker 1: judging my my eating? Either you or him? Like a

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Speaker 1: TV Dinners hungry man one pound TV dinner. That's what

675
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Speaker 1: I used to eat back in the day. Jess from

676
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Pomona says, no question this week, more of an observation. Ben.

677
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: We know you've been doing your in a minute fasting

678
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Speaker 1: to lose weight, but let's be honest here. The real reason,

679
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Speaker 1: Jesse says, you are is You're carrying around two pounds

680
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Speaker 1: of dead weight three days a week on this podcast. Uh.

681
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Speaker 1: He goes on there, and then he says, be safe

682
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Speaker 1: this weekend in communist California. As we found out, we

683
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Speaker 1: have to endure this for at least another three more months.

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Speaker 1: There's from from Jess. I think that was a shot

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Speaker 1: at you. Yes, I was gonna ask you how much

686
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Speaker 1: does he swallow? Because it sounds like it's a whole

687
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Speaker 1: hell of a lot. Well, I assume when he eats

688
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Speaker 1: something and you drink a bevere no teeth, he swallows

689
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Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about. So next time we appear

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Speaker 1: in Pomono, make sure Jesse, I'll introduce you to Jesse

691
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Speaker 1: and you guys can can have a bromance there. Jason

692
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Speaker 1: in the Rocky Mount Virginia says, Hey, guys, what is

693
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Speaker 1: your favorite movie from the eighties slash nineties? Two thousand's

694
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Speaker 1: past decade? I don't favorite Genies movie for me was

695
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Speaker 1: Ferris Bieler's Day Off. That was my favorite. I like

696
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Speaker 1: Major League, great movie. Major League is great. I like

697
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Speaker 1: good Fellows. I guess that was probably the eighties too.

698
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: Good Fellows was great. Nineties Braveheart. I don't remember. I

699
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Speaker 1: don't really seen many movies recently, but I like documentaries.

700
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Speaker 1: I got great reviews. People loved Operational Dessa Gascon. We

701
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Speaker 1: did a thing on that people liked it. That was good.

702
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: And so anyway, do we have a few. Don't stick

703
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Speaker 1: to sports stories, you do? How about this one? A

704
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: man in Florida has been arrested after his cots driving

705
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Speaker 1: and pleasuring himself thirty two years of age. Ben, Who

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Speaker 1: did When did weed man get a car? I don't know.

707
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Speaker 1: He sure it was him? It could have been. It

708
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Speaker 1: could have been that guy from Ohio that like fluidically

709
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Speaker 1: get COVID and came back home and doing nothing. Now

710
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Speaker 1: that's a good point. They could be that guy. Anyway,

711
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Speaker 1: he's driving around and he's, uh, he's like doing the

712
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: free Willie thing. So yeah, he's just driving up and

713
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Speaker 1: down a highway, a highway sixty in fact, when women

714
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Speaker 1: were looking at him and he would literally just unbutton

715
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Speaker 1: his pants and start jerking off, and when police not

716
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Speaker 1: allowed guess not, police looked down upon police could front him.

717
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Speaker 1: And all you said was he was hot. Yeah, I

718
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Speaker 1: think the problem was they were hot and he was

719
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Speaker 1: getting hot. From them being hot and then uh yeah,

720
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Speaker 1: that's the We should do a Florida Man. We haven't

721
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Speaker 1: done Florida Man. Used to rip me when he to

722
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Speaker 1: Florida Man. But you're doing Florida Man. We should do

723
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Speaker 1: a segment on Florida Man. There's so much content from

724
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: Florida Man and Florida Woman. We should just do that.

725
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Speaker 1: Maybe next week we'll do Florida Man Florida. Fox Sports

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Speaker 1: Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation.

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Speaker 1: s R to listen live. How about this one? In Holland, Michigan,

730
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Speaker 1: Google's pub and Grill recently started implementing ben a COVID tax,

731
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Speaker 1: a COVID tax. So the owner of the of the Bar,

732
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Speaker 1: Brad White, says his joint had added an extra eighties

733
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Speaker 1: six cents to every bill two factor in for to

734
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Speaker 1: go bags, silverware, condiments, containers like all that stuff that's

735
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Speaker 1: going on. And it's only for takeout or delivery orders.

736
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Speaker 1: But he's charging everyone an additional eighty six cents per transaction. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fuck him, and I'm not going you know, I don't

738
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Speaker 1: need your stupid nonsense, So screw you. How about this one? Um,

739
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Speaker 1: This one was criticy of the New York Post, and

740
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Speaker 1: I think this is probably more appropriate for us study this.

741
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Speaker 1: But men in the United States reportedly, UM, they're less

742
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Speaker 1: attentive when it comes to using the UH the face

743
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Speaker 1: masks than women, especially in UH in counties that don't

744
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Speaker 1: mandate it. The biggest reason for that is it makes

745
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Speaker 1: them feel like they they have a larger effect um

746
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Speaker 1: on women than they do on men. So men think

747
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Speaker 1: that like the masks don't do anything for them and

748
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: it's not cool, so they're not wearing them. Yeah. Well,

749
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Speaker 1: this is the thing about the mask. Like we've talked

750
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Speaker 1: about this in the past, there's different research on that

751
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 1: whether it helps you, it hurts you and your lungs

752
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: you need to breathe, and if you have the mask

753
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: on all the time, it's a problematic situation, especially if

754
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: you're working outdoors and doing that kind of stuff. So

755
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: it's not a consensus on it. But then you got

756
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: the other thing. People are shaming people for not wearing masks.

757
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: We have a story in a previous podcast about this

758
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: guy's daughter that has asthma and the doctor told them

759
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: that that it's it's actually more trouble for your daughter

760
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: to not to have a mask than to not wear

761
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Speaker 1: a mask. Ask and she's nine years old or whatever,

762
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: so she was getting shamed. It's that's and you wonder

763
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Speaker 1: how long this mass thing is gonna last? Like, are

764
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: we gonna be sitting here a year from now? And

765
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: we people like you have to wear the mask. If

766
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Speaker 1: you don't wear the mask or the devil, you're the

767
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: anti Christ? Is that where we're gonna be at? I

768
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: hope not? Well, how about this? That's a great segue.

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Speaker 1: MGM Resorts earlier this week and veiled a seven point

770
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: safety plan to reopen Las Vegas and particularly their casinos

771
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Speaker 1: and hotels. Part of that, employees will discourage players from

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Speaker 1: standing except when they're playing craps, and guests will be

773
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Speaker 1: asked to not stand behind players or stand next to

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Speaker 1: them when they're at a table. This is in Vegas

775
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Speaker 1: series netin City. Yeah, I gotta go to Vegas, but

776
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I have to go right now?

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Speaker 1: I know me, Come on, are thinking? How long is he?

778
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Speaker 1: How long are those things gonna last? The? Oh god?

779
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Speaker 1: Well how about this? A U K newdist organism Asian

780
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Speaker 1: has reported a one increase in new members during the

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Speaker 1: coronavirus pandemic as isolationists increase. That means women strolling around

782
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Speaker 1: their houses naked and people are just watching them and

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Speaker 1: taggle on subscribing. Wait wait wait, wait, so there there's

784
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Speaker 1: a site you go to and you can watch them

785
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: walk around. They can. Yeah, it's it's a group called

786
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Speaker 1: the British Naturism. It's a group that promotes living every

787
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Speaker 1: day without clothing. Alright, members of last two months. Alright,

788
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Speaker 1: A couple of thoughts. Now, First of all, when if

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Speaker 1: you're of a certain age and you hear this, like

790
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Speaker 1: if you're a young guy in your twenties, you're you know, hornball,

791
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Speaker 1: You're like, my god, think about these beautiful women that

792
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Speaker 1: are walking around naked and how arousing is that? How

793
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: how stimulating is that? And then when you look at

794
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: what a nude beach looks like, you're like, holy fuck,

795
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: these are people who were like seven layers of clothing

796
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: and they're out there walking around naked. What the funk

797
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Speaker 1: are It is odd? Like the very few really hot

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00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: people will go to a like a beach. Not that

799
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: I've been to a naked beach. But I've have friends

800
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: that have been and have told me some amazing stories

801
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: about how they will never go back and it they

802
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: still have to wash their eyes out to uh, to

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Speaker 1: get rid of the stuff that they saw. If you're

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Speaker 1: a nudist, though, Guesstcon, you've you've done nude stuff, right,

805
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, not in public though, But you know

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Speaker 1: what she said. Vegas, Uh, Vegas would have a couple

807
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: pool parties that were strictly topless. Oh yeah, yeah, those clubs.

808
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 1: One of the big mallam militia guys in Vegas runs um.

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Speaker 1: He's one of the managers at one of those big

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Speaker 1: nightclubs and day clubs in Vegas. Yeah, I got a connection, guest.

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Speaker 1: This guy's a good guy. He'll hook you up. They click.

812
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't need the hook up right now. Probably you

813
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Speaker 1: don't want to go hang out in the pool with

814
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Speaker 1: a bunch of other people. You're not interested in that, man.

815
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Speaker 1: I just remember the days like I wouldn't do it,

816
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: but I would go, like to the hard rock pool

817
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: or some of these other pools, and at the end

818
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: of the day when people start leaving the pool or

819
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: just it's just blaque or like green and just you

820
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Speaker 1: don't know what the fund is in those pools. It

821
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: just looks like a cess pool of death. It's pretty

822
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 1: funny to see when people leave after those days. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it's not good. I I went, and I when

824
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Speaker 1: I went, I was like, it was just several years back,

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Speaker 1: maybe like seven or eight years. I went to one

826
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Speaker 1: of those day clubs in the pool, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm in there and I'm not coming around. I'm like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: who doesn't belong here? You know. I'm like me, It's like,

829
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Speaker 1: I don't belong here. And they're like, we're giving us

830
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Speaker 1: all these free drinks and stuff. And it was great.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they were very generous and nice. But I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I should stick to the nightclub of anything.

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Speaker 1: But I probably do old for that now too. So

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Speaker 1: who knows. If you go to Europe, I mean, things

835
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Speaker 1: are a little bit different out there with ages. So

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Speaker 1: is that right? Guess do you what do you got

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Speaker 1: just implying, you know, with the Mallary bank roll, you

838
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Speaker 1: go to Monte Carlo, we can go somewhere else overseas

839
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Speaker 1: and casinos the night laugh a little bit different in

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Speaker 1: a shade. Okay, thanks for the inviting. You know, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that the evolution of Ben mallag here in twine.

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Speaker 1: Here we go again, head again, you had working that

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Speaker 1: anything else you get there, that's it, all right there,

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Speaker 1: it is, Thank you again, another marginal podcast and we

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Speaker 1: we will be back inside the Magic Radio box. This

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Speaker 1: is a Sunday if you're listening to it on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and we'll be back Sunday night into Monday two am

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Speaker 1: on Monday in the East, that's eleven pm in the West.

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Speaker 1: On Sunday night, we'll talk about whatever the hell happened

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Speaker 1: this weekend. This will be the last night of the

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Speaker 1: Last Dance, so we'll discuss that and you can contact us.

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Speaker 1: I'm on cameo if you want your own personalized video

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Speaker 1: for a birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah, funeral, you name it.

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Speaker 1: You want to settle a bet, it's great. You can

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Speaker 1: keep that just for you and your friends, and it's

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Speaker 1: on cameo. Look my name up. I'm also available on

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Speaker 1: Instagram Ben mallor, on Fox Facebook, Ben Mallory Show, and

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Ben Mallard gasco Me. I'm on Twitter

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Speaker 1: at Dave you forget No. I was waiting for the

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Speaker 1: full introduction, but yeah, Twitter at David J. Gascon, Instagram

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Speaker 1: at Dave Gascon And if you guys are interested, we

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Speaker 1: can put something together. You can email Ben and we'll

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Speaker 1: see if we can do like, uh, like a poker

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Speaker 1: night or something like that. We can do like a

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Speaker 1: casino night and get a few of the Mallard militia together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got you. Ah, yeah, yeah, we'd like to do that.

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Speaker 1: If you're interested, we'll set that up on like a

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Speaker 1: Friday or Saturday, will set a certain time that works.

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Speaker 1: All right, Listen, have a wonderful, glorious day today and

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Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time.