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Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six one, loving it. Yes, okay, I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: anybody would be able to get that It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. And why did I do the

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Speaker 1: little McDonald's jingle before? Because everybody who calls in to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous

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Speaker 1: nickname because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're free to tell us whatever. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, chicken McNuggets is actually on the phone,

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Speaker 1: I mean yellow good. How are you, McNuggets? I'm pretty good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are pretty good. Kind of like bad for you.

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Speaker 1: You have like twenty nine ingredients in your little little

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Speaker 1: round shell of a but whatever you are. And I'm

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Speaker 1: only I'm only two ninety nine, which is good. You're

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Speaker 1: only good with sweetens our sauce. Oh right, only sweet

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Speaker 1: and sour. What about ranch? Nah? No, nah, not even barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Really it has to be sweetens our. Yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: it is better with sweeten and sour for sure, McDonald

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Speaker 1: sweet and sour yeah. Um, all right, So chicken nuggets,

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Speaker 1: why don't you tell us what your dirty little secret is.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a nugget. No, So I've I've been in

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Speaker 1: a long distance relationship, um for like a year now, okay,

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Speaker 1: and and we're just talking through Instagram and you know,

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Speaker 1: chatting and exchanging photos and so did you meet on Instagram? No,

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Speaker 1: we haven't met. We've just been exchanging what I mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you meet on Instagram though, like that's how you

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Speaker 1: met her? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, definitely. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: so she only knows me from Instagram and we've been

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Speaker 1: exchanging naughty photos and this not but you know, she

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Speaker 1: keeps wanting to meet up and photos huh, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know it just like videos and whatever, like raving fun.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time she wants to meet up.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little I don't know, I don't really want

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Speaker 1: to meet up with her, really, I was just I

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Speaker 1: was just having a good, good time. Like this wasn't

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Speaker 1: supposed to get serious. I mean, okay, this was just

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Speaker 1: but it did, right, Like, you know, there's plenty of

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Speaker 1: things to start where you're not interested in it being serious,

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Speaker 1: and then it gets serious and maybe you should go

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Speaker 1: with it because maybe it'll be good. Maybe I will

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Speaker 1: just because we've been talking for so long. I guess

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Speaker 1: I am kind of a little curious also, like you

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Speaker 1: were saying, yeah, I mean, if you've been talking to

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Speaker 1: someone online for almost a year and you guys have

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Speaker 1: gone as far to exchange knotty pictures and have a hoop,

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Speaker 1: I mean, are you are you exclusive? Because some people

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Speaker 1: start full on relationships without ever meeting the person in person. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: we're pretty close to it. I think it's getting kind

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Speaker 1: of serious, and I think that's why she's pushing to

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Speaker 1: meet up. And how far do you guys live apart? Oh,

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Speaker 1: a few hours away? Okay, that's not too bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not bad. We'll have to meet like halfway,

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Speaker 1: you know. All right, So what is your dirty little secret? Then? Oh?

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Speaker 1: So there is? So Yeah, my dirty little secret is this.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been totally honest with her, and it's actually

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Speaker 1: kind of a big deal. It's really a hard one

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Speaker 1: to get around. She doesn't even know my real name.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, so you you were using a fake name? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for almost a year now, and you haven't told her

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Speaker 1: what your own name is? Right, Well, what are you going?

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Speaker 1: Why are you going by a fake name on your Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I'm going by a fake name with you guys. This

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Speaker 1: is what everyone does, anymous. This is a dirty, little

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Speaker 1: sect secret. It's not like we met at a coffee

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Speaker 1: shop and you gave us a fake name. Needs to

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Speaker 1: say she does know my real name. It's a little awkward.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to like how or a year

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Speaker 1: waiter that, Hey, I've been lying about my name. I've

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Speaker 1: been why Yeah you don't go to think well, if

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Speaker 1: you could, why about that? You're gonna be okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure? What is your fake name? It's chicken mcnudkid.

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Speaker 1: I thought we went over now no no, no on Instagram. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's oh okay, Well, I mean that just sounds like

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Speaker 1: it could be a nickname. Why why you know you

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Speaker 1: could tell her that you that's not your real name,

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Speaker 1: but just like, yeah, that's I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: never charged that for something. Yeah, well, even if it's

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Speaker 1: not sure for something like your real name, you could

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Speaker 1: just be like I that's just a nickname that I

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Speaker 1: go by. I know plenty of people who like want

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Speaker 1: to go buy a different name, you know, they don't

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Speaker 1: like their real name or whatever, and they just want

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Speaker 1: to go buy a different name. I haven't known people

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Speaker 1: like that same Alex changed your name to Alex. I did.

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Speaker 1: So that's the professional advice. That's what you guys are

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Speaker 1: telling me to do. Tell her it's a nickname, yes,

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Speaker 1: and then don't light her on with her, and then

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Speaker 1: don't light her into more professional advice. I thought this

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Speaker 1: was just a dial, a little secret. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: we were given advice. Yeah, I wouldn't trust us. No, Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay,

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Speaker 1: made a compelling argument. Good luck, good luck with that, right,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, good luck, whatever your name is,