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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 4: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, young.

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Speaker 5: Lady, I just need to know was your dad a

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Speaker 5: car salesman perchance?

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Speaker 4: Because you got a sweet pair of headlights? Looks okay

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Speaker 4: after he drops that line, whatever you do, don't throw

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Speaker 4: up all over his button up tropical shirt with a

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Speaker 4: large parrot on it. Instead, tell him he's so darn

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Speaker 4: funny that he made your sides hurt from lowling. And

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Speaker 4: that's when you give him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play over the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hi.

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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 7: He gave in this number and then ran away, and

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Speaker 7: I don't know why you would do that to me,

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Speaker 7: So I'm just calling your see this is his number,

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Speaker 7: but I guess it's not. So now I'm really sad

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Speaker 7: and I just wanted to know if you can help.

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Speaker 6: Next message.

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Speaker 2: The real number.

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Speaker 7: You don't need to be sad.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, throw the number.

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Speaker 5: It's like and day, I know, Hose, I'm with you, Like,

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Speaker 5: I can't believe that worked, and she actually called. Maybe

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Speaker 5: maybe that should be the tactic that most guys use

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Speaker 5: and you'd actually get more progress with a woman.

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Speaker 8: Am I going to go out with the flash?

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Speaker 2: Is that one?

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Speaker 3: Next message, Crystal, this is Carl from the coffee shops.

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Speaker 9: I just wanted to give you a call. I just

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Speaker 9: wanted to apologize. I really hope that I wasn't too intense.

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Speaker 9: I tend to go up on a soapbox a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But I'm sorry. I'm starting it all over again. We

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Speaker 1: already we already talked about this, but I know a

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Speaker 1: lot of really great initiatives. If you're interested about what

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Speaker 1: we can be doing instead of just talking in coffee shops,

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Speaker 1: you know, if you want to know more and get

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Speaker 1: active with me, I would really like that. Anyway, you

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Speaker 1: have my number, now give me a call.

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Speaker 4: By next message, I saw Brooke fanning herself over there

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Speaker 4: because it was too hot. When he started talking about

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Speaker 4: initiatives and getting proactive in the community.

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Speaker 8: I do get a little steamy for activism.

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Speaker 6: It's honest.

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Speaker 8: Tell me about that poster that you're carrying around. Hello.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Remember you can get the special number to the

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Speaker 4: Loser line if you text the word loser l O

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Speaker 4: s E R to seven eight five, nine to two.

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Speaker 4: Give it out and hopefully we can get a voicemail

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Speaker 4: like this one.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, this is what.

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Speaker 2: I can't get you out of my head.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was what you were dancing on me or something.

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Speaker 5: But.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you strip clothes and the best place to meet,

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Speaker 1: but you know, hang out. I see about you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: Next message, I.

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Speaker 7: Strippers.

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Speaker 8: Don't want to date you.

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Speaker 7: My god.

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Speaker 4: And also, as just a general tip to men, don't

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Speaker 4: breathe heavily into the speaker when you're leaving a message,

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Speaker 4: because it doesn't matter what you say, even if it's

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Speaker 4: something totally mundane, it's gonna sound creepy. Like the traffic

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Speaker 4: on the interstate was really like today, I'll be there.

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Speaker 7: It's like Darth Vader and Batman.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Haye Tina at the bar the other night,

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Speaker 6: I thought you were so gorgeous. You're so pretty, and

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Speaker 6: i'd really like to get together. Don't know what's a

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Speaker 6: good time for you. I gotta tell you, I've had

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Speaker 6: some really awkward first dates in the past, and I

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Speaker 6: never know what to do if I'm supposed to shake

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Speaker 6: your hand or give you a hug or anything. So

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Speaker 6: maybe you could tell me in advance what kind of

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Speaker 6: introduction you like. I mean, I would be happy just

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Speaker 6: to shake your hand, a high five, even or you know,

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Speaker 6: I just don't I never know what to do in

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Speaker 6: those situations. The last date I had, the girl came

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Speaker 6: in for a hug.

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Speaker 8: I went for just a fist bump. It was super awkward,

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Speaker 8: and the date was just pretty much over. And I

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Speaker 8: just really don't want that to be what happens, you know,

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Speaker 8: when we get together. I want it to be really

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Speaker 4: Next message Wow traumatized?

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Speaker 2: Would I would give him my role number.

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Speaker 8: I like a man who communicates, you know.

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Speaker 4: Likes out how he's going to greet you, like say,

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Speaker 4: but there's nothing more awkward than like, do we do

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Speaker 4: we not? I don't am I supposed to bow, I

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Speaker 4: wave at you. Maybe I put my hand over the

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Speaker 4: heart to the pledge of allegiance.

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Speaker 2: I just want you know, hey, Jenny, it's I just

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Speaker 2: wanted to reach.

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Speaker 3: Out because I feel terrible about the other night.

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Speaker 2: My buddy told me that he saw you see.

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Speaker 3: Me grinding on another girl. But I just want to

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Speaker 3: let you know that it's totally not what you think.

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Speaker 5: It was.

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Speaker 3: The girl that I was grinding on that was actually

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Speaker 3: my cousin. I know how that must sound, but I

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Speaker 3: hadn't seen her in like so long, like years, and

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Speaker 3: then next thing I know, she shows up at the club.

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Speaker 3: We start drinking, start reminiscing, and all of a sudden

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Speaker 3: it starts getting freaky and I just kind of went

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Speaker 3: with it. But I mean, it wasn't It wasn't like.

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Speaker 2: A romantic thing.

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Speaker 3: It was you know, it's just harmless cousin grinding. Clearly,

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Speaker 3: it's not my groundest moment. I wouldn't do it again,

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Speaker 3: and actually I would. I would love to introduce you

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Speaker 3: to my cousin who I was grinding on, because I

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Speaker 3: actually think you guys would really get along. So call me.

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Speaker 3: You have my number.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's amazing.

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Speaker 8: Harmless cousin grinding does not exist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your family.

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Speaker 5: Homeless cousin grinding is the title of Brooks autobiography.

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Speaker 8: And then introduce you to her.

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Speaker 4: You don't just keep it in the family. We don't

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Speaker 4: need any outside exactly. I want to see what that

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Speaker 4: family reunion is like.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't imagine what he does with his aunts. Probably

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Speaker 4: remember you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 4: this time every week. Your phone taps coming up right

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Speaker 4: after this