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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Sullivan

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Speaker 1: and son Rory Wood Junior, January ninth through the eleventh.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine seven thousands on the twenties five. Hello, Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Could I speak to Crystal please? This is Krista.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, um, this is Duff. Your friend Tory told

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Speaker 1: you i'd be calling, said like I should totally hit

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Speaker 1: you up and maybe we should go out some time. Yeah. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she had, um some really nice things to say about you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was probably talking about like my abs and stuff. Huh.

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Speaker 1: But but like I just want to let you know

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Speaker 1: I got more to offer than just fitness. That's good

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Speaker 1: to hear. Yeah, yeah, so like kind of stuff you

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Speaker 1: like to do? Um, you know, I'm happy to do

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Speaker 1: whatever we could. Yeah, like, um, but in my experience,

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Speaker 1: just real quick, like a lot of chicks will be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to go wherever, and then you take them

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Speaker 1: to like a WWE match or something, and then they're

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Speaker 1: all like been out of shape. So you know, it's

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Speaker 1: cool if you're honest and like tell me like some

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Speaker 1: kind of chick stuff and we can do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't mind. I'm not above it. Um uh yeah, why

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Speaker 1: do Why don't we? Why don't we do coffee? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: First of all, like too much calories in that for me,

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Speaker 1: because like I try to keep my body pretty tight.

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Speaker 1: And then also like any of these should be a

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Speaker 1: bit more creative. Um. I don't know about you, but

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Speaker 1: I do CrossFit, so I strive to be above average.

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Speaker 1: You know. It just sounds like you're just like happy

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Speaker 1: being whatever and just being regular medioc ord and so

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Speaker 1: I'm just like asking you to like reach for the

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Speaker 1: stars a bit and come up with like an interesting

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Speaker 1: idea of something to do for me with good company,

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Speaker 1: any activity can be fun. Yeah, that's just something boring

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Speaker 1: people say. So if you could just like not do that,

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Speaker 1: that'd be cool. Well that is a really thing to say.

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Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you real quick? Um, if

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Speaker 1: that hasn't been what you've been doing so far, then

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Speaker 1: I shudder to ask. The reason I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: go get coffee with you is because I used to

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Speaker 1: date a girl with chubb hands, and so like when

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Speaker 1: I would sit there at coffee, I'd have to look

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Speaker 1: at her holding those little cups with a giant midst

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Speaker 1: of hers. You are such an astole. Oh you're getting

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Speaker 1: offended because you've got a set of chubb hands. Huh. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm very sensitive about my chubby hands. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: cry about it all night. You're gonna put like your

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Speaker 1: head in the palm of your giganto hands, like cry

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Speaker 1: into your wrists. Do women actually go out with you

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Speaker 1: after you speak to them like that? Oh, dude, you

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Speaker 1: should see the chicks that go out with me, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they're all very hot and they all have

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Speaker 1: washed for it apps and that's their best quality. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're totally cool. So, like, you know, you could be

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Speaker 1: one of those if you wanted to, I could put

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Speaker 1: you on the team. On the team is just like

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Speaker 1: a harem. Yeah, that was like a I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what a harem is. What is that? Oh? My god?

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Speaker 1: Are we done? Because I have a really important phone

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Speaker 1: call to make. What I call Tory and ask her

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Speaker 1: why she thinks that I should date someone with the

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Speaker 1: IQ of a patito. Yeah, but before you call her,

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Speaker 1: I should totally let you know that this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubil from Brook and Jubil in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Who is this jubil from Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five. It's a joke. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your friend, your friend Tory set you up. You could

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Speaker 1: have totally scored a date two if you don't have

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Speaker 1: those chunk hands, like yeah, oh my god, a Tory

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Speaker 1: with you right now, I would just her in the

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Speaker 1: face of my giant monster chunk hand. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On removing ninety two point five. Let's rain