1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter. Oh, I got 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: something good for you today. The subject I'm dating her 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: brother in law. Get into that. We'll get into that. 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: What is the problem? You'd be quiet? We'll get into 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: that in just a bit. Right now. The nephew is here. 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: You hear him with today's prank phone call? What you 8 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: got for his nap? What this one on? In a 9 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: lot of houses, this went on. This happened because you 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 1: know everybody bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot, 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: look you know how to go. And it happened in 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: my house. And I'm tired of this. This is my 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: last one. But this right here is the pot. Look 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: bad pot luck. That's the title. Bad potluck. Okay, Okay, 15 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: I know y'all as bangs stuff of your house. Just trim. Okay. 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say nothing, but I should want to 17 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: say something. I know my wife, but your cousin can't 18 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: brain over and put some damn blueberries in it. She 19 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: can't do that, no bay, I'm just gonna go and 20 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: see it. She can't do it no more. Okay, you 21 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: can't bring no greens? And then have some kind of 22 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 1: meat into that ain't turkey, and we don't know what 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: that is. You can't do that no more to us 24 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: some as saucy, get the greens. What you're doing? You 25 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: cannot experiment on big holidays? All right? This is bad. 26 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: Look let's go cat though. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to 27 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: h helper. Excuse me what I'm trying to reach her? Heather? 28 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: How are you okay? Listen? Uh? I got your number 29 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: from from Louis. Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. 30 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm Lowis oldest son. Now wait wait Lois? Who's Lois Lowas? Yes? Yes, yes, 31 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: who are you? I'm good? You you you you? You 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: was at mama thieves house on on New Year's Day? 33 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: Yeah us, yes, okay. When I got what I got there, 34 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about 35 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: is you don't want me the black eyed peas, right 36 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: I did you enjoy them? No? I en throw the mother. 37 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling. Let me say this here, let 38 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: me say this. No, no, no, come at work. You 39 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: can't talk to me like this. Don't do that, don't 40 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: do that. Hey, whatever you gotta say, but please don't 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 1: curse at me, don't talk no, no here, go to deal. 42 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: You're my things. Got my phone checked up and I 43 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: didn't have to go down to the doctor, get my 44 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 1: stomach pomp. I ain't got no damn insurance none. This. 45 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: You know this, this, this didn't have me messed up 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: for the last week. Nomber for the longest to tell 47 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: you exactly you know how your damn please is? Okay? 48 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: First ball, okay, I told you asked. I'm at work, 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to 50 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: you the way I want to talk to you. But 51 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: let me just tell you that don't call me what 52 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: the don't? First of all, was a whole bunch of 53 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: foods there. How do you know how can you single 54 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: out my damn beans? That made you say? With all 55 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: that got food there, you're not gonna blame me, Get 56 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: out of here, mama, Mama things says you are the 57 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: one to make the place you have. Don't give us 58 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: your mama being said. It was all this food there, 59 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: and you're gonna singing about my beans. Nobody else complained, 60 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: you know what the day's date is? Okay? And not 61 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: one other person called me about them beings and by 62 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: the as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me. 63 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: So for you to call me with the dumb all 64 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: late and wrong, you're gonna blame me high because you 65 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when 66 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: it was available to you. And how you want to 67 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: call me with no, no, no, no, no, so you 68 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: could tell no, no, you know somebody, You're going to 69 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: blame somebody else's food. Joe things my stomach up. And 70 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: that's where and that's where it falls down to. And 71 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: at the end of the day, to friends can missing 72 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: at you know the hell? I hate what Dr Bill 73 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: you said. You want to have insurance, so how does 74 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: the hell is you go? And Sean, I had to 75 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: play out my pocket to get my stomach pumps. Okay, 76 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: well taking care of if you pay it out your pocket, 77 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: that means the bill is playing so you can get 78 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: you gonna reiverse reward. No, I'm not going to reimburse 79 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: you with okay. In fact, I got more beans for 80 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: you since you got a problem with him. I got 81 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about cause you're fullish, 82 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: so if it made you, that's good for you. Look, 83 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: look I'm gonna tell you this here right. No, uh, 84 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: the bill with four hundred seventy two dollars, I need 85 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: four hunter and sent me two yearllars for your boys things. No, no, no, no, 86 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: you're not getting no money from me. And I need 87 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: to go because I got work to do. I don't 88 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: know what you got to do spending all this time 89 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: on the come phone and talk about something with all 90 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: that food. So the rice didn't do it, The meat 91 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 1: didn't do it. They had some other grady gravy always 92 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: people up that didn't do it. You want to sing 93 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: about my beings? Out of here, I'll be calling me 94 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: with this done. You know what? Now, tell me who 95 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: gave me your number? Because I don't even know you. 96 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: I do know mom, a little mama, grand mama gave 97 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: me number. I called Mama Mama Dan passing out numbers. Well, 98 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: I don't wanna call Mama Dean. And I'm gonna see 99 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: if anybody else got sick, which I know they didn't 100 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: because your ass is flush. So I'm gonna call her 101 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: see if anybody got sick. How about we doing it 102 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: that way? And I don't though, I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, 103 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call Mr Lois and see why her dad 104 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 1: son is calling me on the phone because this is 105 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: something broke. I'm sick inside of this phone call. And 106 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything, something wrong 107 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: with you, and so take a acces this, clear your 108 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: ass out and keep it the movie. But keep gonna 109 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: get off my phone. Okay, okay, okay, they say they 110 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: say Tommy has some problem with the bag to huh. 111 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know no good Tommy. 112 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face. 113 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, you 114 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,679 Speaker 1: I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got nobodyess getting mama 115 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: number to nobody? This is whatna? What's your what's your 116 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: woman to tell you? Tommy? I just told you I 117 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: don't know anybody named Tommy. So you can tell him 118 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell him. And if you tryd 119 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: to gain other people who want to jump on your side, 120 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen because nobody complained about the thing. 121 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 1: Give me give me another name, because Tommy wasn't there. 122 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: I know just about everybody that was there. Nobody named 123 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: Tommy there. Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say nephew tom Me, 124 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, wasn't man what nephew tom Me? This is 125 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: nephew from the Steve Harvey more than this show? And havever? 126 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Your cover got me to pray FA 127 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 1: call you crazy. I'm at people walking by me looking 128 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: at me because I'm about to get right with you, Tommy, 129 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: Are you crazy? And he's a good. Oh man, you 130 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: got mean You've got any one to taste your black eye? 131 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 1: But good nobody can play. I'm sitting here like I 132 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: annoying to get these people fat. You aren't gonna get 133 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: no money. Tell me, tell me what is the baddest, 134 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Oh, but you 135 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: know it, but you know it's Steve Harvey Morning Show. 136 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is great. Keep cooking. But you 137 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: are all right? Thank you? Having New Year? All right, 138 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: New Year? And next year I probably pop up Mama 139 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: been house here. You are welcome to come. We're gonna 140 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: stop all this this bad pod luck. We're gonna stop it. 141 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna stop bringing these podlucks. Thanksgiving police, Well we 142 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: need food police. You know what happened in my house, 143 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 1: but you know it's been doing keyto low carbs. Thanksgiving, 144 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: I just decided, you know what joy on my day? 145 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: So let go and uh at three sweep pertato pies. 146 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, when I get through, I'm a 147 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: chill and give me big hunk or sweep pertato pie. 148 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: Do you know they ate all three of them sweeper 149 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: tato po before you got dog. I went over there 150 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: and marg said, you didn't get no pie. I said no, 151 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: I was waiting because after the game, I ate all 152 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: three of them sweepertato pies. The kids, the kids, the grandparents, 153 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: they friends. I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. 154 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point, Hey, 155 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: I'll meet some food some side, take care of me. 156 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, first, very nice, have me some food SETI side. Yeah, okay, 157 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: if you don't, man, you have me a plate set 158 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: us side. I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates 159 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: that everybody or eating. I'm not gonna do that. What 160 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: if she to play the side and somebody eat it 161 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: and we will with somebody are uncay to my house stealing? 162 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck 163 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: in your marriage, all right, coming up the Strawberry Letter. 164 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: Like I said, today's subject, I'm dating her brother in law. 165 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 166 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: The Staying Harvey Morning Show.