Speaker 1: Second date. Are you, guys feeling the warm breeze in
Speaker 1: your hair right now? Not what I want to the
Speaker 1: sands stuck in your bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on
Speaker 1: your face of what I hope isn't contaminated lake water.
Speaker 1: How are you making this dream? And we're just going
Speaker 1: to get right to the second date today with one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Alan, because he's one of the smart people,
Speaker 1: he took his date out to a place that was
Speaker 1: difficult to quickly escape from, out in the middle of
Speaker 1: the water. Isn't that right out? I'm scared? Yes, that's
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all trying to say you
Speaker 1: went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes,
Speaker 1: I did take my date on the lake. Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica? Okay
Speaker 1: and around bumble, Yeah, I mean, how was your guys conversation? Um?
Speaker 1: It was great? Uh? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: of course, and she's fun and she likes to have
Speaker 1: a good time. She's outdoorsy, which is great because am
Speaker 1: I Okay? All right, everything is matching up between you
Speaker 1: and Erica. So we met up at the lake and
Speaker 1: we went kayaking. Oh that's fun. So she shows up
Speaker 1: looking like a supermodel and her water attire, I mean
Speaker 1: so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that
Speaker 1: you like planned and you you know, put some activities together.
Speaker 1: You thought about what she liked. I mean I thought
Speaker 1: she was stoked, definitely, and I brought a couple of
Speaker 1: beers just to like relax, you know, because it's our
Speaker 1: first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation. We went
Speaker 1: on the kayak. He's the kayak for two, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I
Speaker 1: was picturing a kayak for two, like her sitting on
Speaker 1: top of his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds
Speaker 1: like a romantic type of activity before the one type
Speaker 1: of kayaking. Yeah, but do you feel like you were
Speaker 1: able to connect with her while you guys out there?
Speaker 1: We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh
Speaker 1: and you know, we were out there for about like
Speaker 1: an hour, and then her arms got tired, you know,
Speaker 1: so we went back. Then you just made her paddle
Speaker 1: the entire time, okay. Like I was actually kind of happy,
Speaker 1: just because it was hot out and I was getting sunburned,
Speaker 1: so I didn't really mind. So then we paddled to
Speaker 1: um the shore. I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we left the lake and then umay, wherever
Speaker 1: the ground is, it's not a beach. Okay, okay, you Alan,
Speaker 1: I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous right now, but pretty quick, but
Speaker 1: it's okay. I mean you must have just really liked
Speaker 1: Dereka a lot. Yeah I did. I really did like her,
Speaker 1: and I was hoping for like a second day. How
Speaker 1: did you end it? I mean you said you paddled
Speaker 1: to the shore and then what Yeah, so we paddled
Speaker 1: the shore and then I actually got duck in my kayak,
Speaker 1: drag the kayak and me out with oh no, with
Speaker 1: a poor star arms. That felt so bad out Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was a dead fish. I say, that's not
Speaker 1: a sexy look to leave. It was embarrassing at the start,
Speaker 1: but at the end we're like we both thought, had
Speaker 1: a really good laugh about it. Okay, at least you're
Speaker 1: able to get on the same page. I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I just I just picture her trying to put like
Speaker 1: canola oil all over your body. Trying to like flip
Speaker 1: you out of your kayak hole. No, it was actually
Speaker 1: olive oil. Oh, you had some type of oil. I
Speaker 1: always ranked some type of oil with me. Good man,
Speaker 1: I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's joking or not.
Speaker 1: You're joking, right, Um, maybe I don't know. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: since that date happened, have you been keeping in touch
Speaker 1: with Erica? Like? How how's that in? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I texted her and no response, and then I went
Speaker 1: back on bumball and I was trying to get hold
Speaker 1: of her but nothing. It's like dead silently. I don't
Speaker 1: think it was because she dragged me out. I was
Speaker 1: a person on Baywatch. Well, that's what I was going
Speaker 1: to ask. She had to pull you off physically. Was
Speaker 1: there any other physical contact? A hug, a high five
Speaker 1: and kids anything. It'd be hard to do a hug
Speaker 1: with You're so slippery with the oil right now. No cast,
Speaker 1: no cast, you know, because I was a gentleman. But
Speaker 1: we did get a hug. I couldn't get that close
Speaker 1: to her because my life jacket was bulky, but kept
Speaker 1: the life jackets on. The guy was actually pretty successful.
Speaker 1: Even though it sounds like I might at an epic bail.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour
Speaker 1: of kayaking and then maybe go get food in a
Speaker 1: drink or something. Yeah, as well, he brought two light
Speaker 1: beers with him. I did. I did a couple of
Speaker 1: beers and a box of cheese. It's that we were
Speaker 1: like going at each other. Nothing wrong with him box
Speaker 1: of saggy cheese. Its ye, you can't argue with that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call her and try and figure it out.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the bottom of it with your second
Speaker 1: date update next Oh I just I can't stop thinking
Speaker 1: about the awkward life vest hug farm. The sound of
Speaker 1: wet cloth plastic rubbing together. She's just a lot of squeaking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean, not
Speaker 1: the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show.
Speaker 1: But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after
Speaker 1: they spent about an hour together out on the lake,
Speaker 1: and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him, and
Speaker 1: Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug
Speaker 1: into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good? You know,
Speaker 1: I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me
Speaker 1: up on shore, I might have looked less manly and
Speaker 1: I'm pretty manly. So no, I'm pulling a guy in
Speaker 1: a life fest out of a kayak. Doesn't sound like Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, buddy, let's get you out of the kayak.
Speaker 1: Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of
Speaker 1: a kayak. Yeah, but different. It just sucks that that
Speaker 1: was like your last impression too. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: that you guys got to laugh about it and that's cool,
Speaker 1: but like that, but I just checked my bumbo account
Speaker 1: and I can't find her. I think she blocked me
Speaker 1: or she's unfollowed me. Okay, we just gonna really look
Speaker 1: forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's not speculate anymore.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna call Erica and see what she has
Speaker 1: to say. We'll ask her exactly how manly you were. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, he should say. Okay, I'm gonna doll
Speaker 1: her number right now. We'll see what you say. Let's
Speaker 1: do this. Hello, Hey, is this Erica. It is Hey Erica.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on every morning. Yep.
Speaker 1: You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if
Speaker 1: you want to look us up there. Oh okay, I'm what?
Speaker 1: I sorry? What do you want? We want to ask
Speaker 1: you a little bit about a date that you went
Speaker 1: on recently with one of our listeners, trying to help
Speaker 1: our friend. Yeah, somebody do you call a second date update?
Speaker 1: Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan,
Speaker 1: Alan's a liar. That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa
Speaker 1: you mean, the manly man that you pulled out of
Speaker 1: the kind of Oh my god, that is such a
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that
Speaker 1: is not what I think any of us expected. Like
Speaker 1: we talked to Alan, and he was I didn't see
Speaker 1: liar written all over him by any very whole. I
Speaker 1: don't think you can get away with a lot and humble, wholesome,
Speaker 1: humble hunk is how we yea read? Oh? Then he
Speaker 1: continues to lie to you guys too, and he's totally
Speaker 1: fooled you that what is he like some player or
Speaker 1: something like? What are you saying? No, I wouldn't go Okay,
Speaker 1: what was your take? Okay? Well, so audience profile, Like
Speaker 1: he talked about, you know, his boat, how he thought
Speaker 1: his boat all the time. Yeah. So like when we
Speaker 1: started talking, he invited me out on his boat. Okay,
Speaker 1: not a dumb kayak, which everyone I would go on
Speaker 1: a boat, but I wouldn't want to kayak. Wait, you
Speaker 1: thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: like a boat with a motor. Okay, I mean, but
Speaker 1: why does that matter? Like he's cute, right, why does
Speaker 1: that matter? Like for every reason possible. First of all,
Speaker 1: his picture is the way he like has them frame.
Speaker 1: It looks like he's on the water, but he kind
Speaker 1: of cuts out, like I don't know the kayaks part.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on
Speaker 1: some like yacht, Yeah I don't know. I mean one
Speaker 1: where I don't have to paddle. Yeah yeah, But but
Speaker 1: I mean, were you able to get past that initial shock?
Speaker 1: Like he said he brought some beers and you guys
Speaker 1: had a good time. You know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be completely rude and like we're out there anyway. So
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I'll get on this, like, we'll do it,
Speaker 1: and we're out definitely an hour and my arms are
Speaker 1: on fire. I didn't expect to be doing a workout
Speaker 1: this day. And finally we get back to the shore
Speaker 1: and he gets stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that
Speaker 1: part of the story. And I don't want to sound
Speaker 1: super judgmental here, but doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that you're interested in. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying you, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer,
Speaker 1: like not on a kayak. You can work on a kayak,
Speaker 1: trust me, but you can pull it off. And uh
Speaker 1: so it's like kayak was a no go right from
Speaker 1: the beginning. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you just tell
Speaker 1: him that? I don't know. He seemed very excited about
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I didn't want to like burst his
Speaker 1: whole bubble, and I was like, look again, I mean
Speaker 1: then I have to work out later. So it just
Speaker 1: was fine. Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but
Speaker 1: you burst it now because he's on the other line listening. Wait, what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Are you saying you're not gonna want to deal with
Speaker 1: me because my kayak is not a boat technically, you
Speaker 1: look up in the dictionary, A kayak is technically a boat. Alan,
Speaker 1: have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak. I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak
Speaker 1: is considered a bot. Is this the first time we've
Speaker 1: ever done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to. I
Speaker 1: don't know where we talking about semantics. I want a
Speaker 1: guy with a boat like I don't want like a
Speaker 1: kid at the slash flash Erica. I just bought a boat,
Speaker 1: A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty? Did
Speaker 1: you just make up a bunch of words and then
Speaker 1: put boat at the beginning of what did you say?
Speaker 1: You said it's the way? It isn't twenty you said
Speaker 1: it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats?
Speaker 1: Is it a yard or not? Half boat half horse?
Speaker 1: So I don't know the name, but I do know
Speaker 1: what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's
Speaker 1: used I called a Beddington called bot. No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are
Speaker 1: you serious, Allen? Or were you just google surging boats
Speaker 1: for sale while you were listening to Erica? I got one.
Speaker 1: The listing is pending, and I think I'll be the
Speaker 1: highest bidder. Oh, Erica, So he's soon to be boat
Speaker 1: owner as long as the bidding goes through. Erica. Picture
Speaker 1: picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah,
Speaker 1: doesn't that sound that is a big difference. No, the
Speaker 1: mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You
Speaker 1: guys don't know anything about boat. I forgot we were
Speaker 1: talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean
Speaker 1: you said that you only want to date a guy
Speaker 1: with a boat, and it sounds like he's about to
Speaker 1: own one. Look, first of all, I know a little
Speaker 1: bit about boats, and I actually those those are real.
Speaker 1: That's a real boat. Yeah. I just googled it and
Speaker 1: it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description.
Speaker 1: It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me
Speaker 1: like this is kind of a match. You know, you're
Speaker 1: you're looking for any man who owns a boat. And
Speaker 1: he is a man who owns I think I think
Speaker 1: technically two boats stringing stringing together and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you got a party in the back. I mean I
Speaker 1: Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: read here. Erica has two choices. Erica has two choices.
Speaker 1: You could day a hero like me or a zero
Speaker 1: like the bumble other people because they don't have a
Speaker 1: boat and I do it. Okay, what do you say, Erica?
Speaker 1: You want to go out with the hero because we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Look, I'm not just saying this because
Speaker 1: we were like out on the water, but this whole
Speaker 1: thing sounds fishy. Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh. Was
Speaker 1: like while we were talking, he just jumped on eBay
Speaker 1: and put a bid on a boat. But that how
Speaker 1: I got a boat? I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a
Speaker 1: man who sees what you want and he gets it
Speaker 1: for you to deliver. That's the type of person that
Speaker 1: you want to end up dating. A man that can
Speaker 1: get stuck in two boats. Dude, Honestly, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see him try to back that down. But Erica,
Speaker 1: we need an answer what do you say, will you
Speaker 1: give Alan one more chance? I mean, if you throw
Speaker 1: in some like SPF fifty for Alan, Like, oh, I'm interested.
Speaker 1: I'm not promising a thought on it, but I'll see it.
Speaker 1: You'll look at I feel like, congratulations on we got
Speaker 1: a woman within viewing site of it. Took a lot
Speaker 1: of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but I
Speaker 1: think we got it yet. It was a right now yet? Okay,
Speaker 1: good for you fruking Jeffrey in the morning. As much
Speaker 1: as I want to, can't really call that one a
Speaker 1: successful second date. I mean they're going to get together again.
Speaker 1: What is that next meetup gonna look like he's going
Speaker 1: to be standing on his boat waving the ownership papers
Speaker 1: over his head, like over here, I own it. It's
Speaker 1: a lady magnet. She's just going to be standing on
Speaker 1: the shore with three of her hot friends. Like what
Speaker 1: do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean my worry for him is he just bought
Speaker 1: a boat on eBay, Like do we know it floats? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It could be one of those fixer up Yeah, it
Speaker 1: could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and he's not upset. That's the thing he just leaned
Speaker 1: right into this. It just goes to show the true
Speaker 1: power of owning a boat and what that does to
Speaker 1: young women, absolutely high quality relationships. Is that what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not quite the words I would use, but something
Speaker 1: magical happens there for sure, exactly, And if you ever
Speaker 1: want to get a second date update, you can email
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.
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