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Speaker 1: Second date. Are you, guys feeling the warm breeze in

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Speaker 1: your hair right now? Not what I want to the

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Speaker 1: sands stuck in your bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on

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Speaker 1: How are you making this dream? And we're just going

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Speaker 1: to get right to the second date today with one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners, Alan, because he's one of the smart people,

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Speaker 1: he took his date out to a place that was

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Speaker 1: difficult to quickly escape from, out in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the water. Isn't that right out? I'm scared? Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all trying to say you

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Speaker 1: went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did take my date on the lake. Okay, okay?

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Speaker 1: And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica? Okay

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Speaker 1: and around bumble, Yeah, I mean, how was your guys conversation? Um?

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Speaker 1: It was great? Uh? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous,

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Speaker 1: and Erica. So we met up at the lake and

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Speaker 1: we went kayaking. Oh that's fun. So she shows up

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Speaker 1: so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that

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Speaker 1: first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation. We went

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Speaker 1: very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I

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Speaker 1: We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh

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Speaker 1: I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding

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Speaker 1: and I was hoping for like a second day. How

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Speaker 1: a sexy look to leave. It was embarrassing at the start,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's joking or not.

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Speaker 1: a person on Baywatch. Well, that's what I was going

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call her and try and figure it out.

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Speaker 1: date update next Oh I just I can't stop thinking

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Speaker 1: the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show.

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Speaker 1: But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after

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Speaker 1: Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug

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Speaker 1: into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me

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Speaker 1: forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's not speculate anymore.

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, he should say. Okay, I'm gonna doll

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Speaker 1: her number right now. We'll see what you say. Let's

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Speaker 1: do this. Hello, Hey, is this Erica. It is Hey Erica.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh, I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from a radio show.

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Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on every morning. Yep.

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Speaker 1: you want to look us up there. Oh okay, I'm what?

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Speaker 1: on recently with one of our listeners, trying to help

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Speaker 1: our friend. Yeah, somebody do you call a second date update?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan,

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Speaker 1: Alan's a liar. That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa

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Speaker 1: you mean, the manly man that you pulled out of

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that

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Speaker 1: don't think you can get away with a lot and humble, wholesome,

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Speaker 1: humble hunk is how we yea read? Oh? Then he

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Speaker 1: continues to lie to you guys too, and he's totally

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Speaker 1: fooled you that what is he like some player or

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Speaker 1: something like? What are you saying? No, I wouldn't go Okay,

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Speaker 1: what was your take? Okay? Well, so audience profile, Like

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Speaker 1: he talked about, you know, his boat, how he thought

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Speaker 1: thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 1: It looks like he's on the water, but he kind

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Speaker 1: Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying you're not gonna want to deal with

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Speaker 1: me because my kayak is not a boat technically, you

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Speaker 1: look up in the dictionary, A kayak is technically a boat. Alan,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak

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Speaker 1: ever done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where we talking about semantics. I want a

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Speaker 1: guy with a boat like I don't want like a

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Speaker 1: kid at the slash flash Erica. I just bought a boat,

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Speaker 1: A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty? Did

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Speaker 1: put boat at the beginning of what did you say?

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Speaker 1: You said it's the way? It isn't twenty you said

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Speaker 1: it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats?

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Speaker 1: what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's

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Speaker 1: used I called a Beddington called bot. No, you don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious, Allen? Or were you just google surging boats

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Speaker 1: doesn't that sound that is a big difference. No, the

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Speaker 1: mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You

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Speaker 1: talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean

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Speaker 1: That's a real boat. Yeah. I just googled it and

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Speaker 1: it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description.

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Speaker 1: It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me

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Speaker 1: Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: read here. Erica has two choices. Erica has two choices.

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Speaker 1: You could day a hero like me or a zero

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Speaker 1: like the bumble other people because they don't have a

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Speaker 1: like while we were talking, he just jumped on eBay

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Speaker 1: I got a boat? I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a

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Speaker 1: to see him try to back that down. But Erica,

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Speaker 1: we need an answer what do you say, will you

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Speaker 1: give Alan one more chance? I mean, if you throw

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Speaker 1: I'm not promising a thought on it, but I'll see it.

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Speaker 1: You'll look at I feel like, congratulations on we got

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Speaker 1: of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but I

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Speaker 1: think we got it yet. It was a right now yet? Okay,

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Speaker 1: good for you fruking Jeffrey in the morning. As much

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Speaker 1: What is that next meetup gonna look like he's going

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Speaker 1: do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: and he's not upset. That's the thing he just leaned

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Speaker 1: young women, absolutely high quality relationships. Is that what you're saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not quite the words I would use, but something

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Speaker 1: magical happens there for sure, exactly, And if you ever

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Speaker 1: want to get a second date update, you can email

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Speaker 1: the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning