WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Muppet Dinner

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. We got an email for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update from one of our listeners named Gabe, who

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<v Speaker 1>says he brought along some friends on his first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently Gabe did not get a kiss, but one of

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<v Speaker 1>his friends did his date. I'm not sure, but all

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<v Speaker 1>I know is now he wants our help. So Gabe,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up man? Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, happy to be on. Thanks for taking a call.

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<v Speaker 3>You are a chipper man, I try to be Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into the details every date in just a

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<v Speaker 1>second here, but first, tell us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>the woman that you went out with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you meet her? What's her net worth? Give us

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<v Speaker 1>give us a rundown.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is Noel, a very very pretty blonde girl.

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<v Speaker 2>We met on a dating app and we met up

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<v Speaker 2>to this really great pizzeria in town.

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<v Speaker 4>I was hoping he was going to give her net worth.

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<v Speaker 2>But she wouldn't tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, stubborn.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got some Hawaiian pizza.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh controversial that you both like Hawaiian.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't find that many people out there who like it.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was like, I know, real pizza, No it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it too, you're not getting into this discussion

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<v Speaker 1>during this second day pizza. No, we're not. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. Let's just focus on your date, Gabe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us more about the horrible pizza that you guys share.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a bunch of that delicious pizza, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like you said, I did bring out my friends. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's said specifically in my profile that this is who

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<v Speaker 2>I am, what I'm about.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what do you mean? You're about Hawaiian pizza with friends?

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<v Speaker 2>So I am a professional amateur impersonator.

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<v Speaker 4>Professional amateur also got me lost? That was on your profile.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, and you match.

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<v Speaker 1>So your your friends aren't actual people, they're puppets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is correct, yes, bar I see are you

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<v Speaker 3>you're like a ventriloquist or something too, Like you make

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<v Speaker 3>the puppets talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Not so much ventrillo quid as it is just like

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<v Speaker 2>a performance. Like sometimes I'm behind like a fake rock

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<v Speaker 2>or something, or I'm inside a really uncomfortable couch and

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<v Speaker 2>I do muppet voices and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I'm just trying to picture this now. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a pizzeria with your your muppet friends now

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<v Speaker 1>joining you at the table say you say you do

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<v Speaker 1>the voices too? Oh yeah, yeah, can you give me

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<v Speaker 1>like a sample of how that date would go?

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<v Speaker 2>So naturally I brought out Kermit the Frog first. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how you break the ice. Though it was, hey, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing? Are you enjoying the date? I see

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<v Speaker 2>you're not eating as many as of the pineapple as

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<v Speaker 2>he is. Okay, you know he was trying to gasp

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<v Speaker 2>me up a little bit, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay's cute. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think of Kermit as like a typical like

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<v Speaker 1>charmer of women, though he seems kind of shye.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think Hermie smooth.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing, you know, no one's expecting Kermit. Everyone

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<v Speaker 2>wants you to go with fazzier animal or someone crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>But bring Kermit when you want to show a little heart.

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<v Speaker 4>How did she react to Kermit?

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<v Speaker 2>She was laughing, she was having a good time. Then

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<v Speaker 2>naturally I brought out Miss Piggy so that there could

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<v Speaker 2>be a bit of a back and forth. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we had a double date for a little while.

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<v Speaker 4>And how did Miss Piggy sound?

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<v Speaker 2>Kurmy, I think he's doing exceptionally well on this state

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<v Speaker 2>To bother them, they're doing their own thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Cant it rock?

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's a I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just good enough And I could totally tell which

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<v Speaker 2>one you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're sitting at the table, do you have muppets? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>do you have the actual dolls with you? Or is

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<v Speaker 4>this just voices?

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<v Speaker 2>I have two bags worth, So it looked a little

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<v Speaker 2>weird because I just had two Duffel bags with me. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>But it seemed like the whole restaurant was actually having

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<v Speaker 2>a good time along with it, because more often than not,

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<v Speaker 2>when you bust out two muppets, people are gonna take notes.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, no, I mean the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Is if she was laughing through it, women love humor.

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<v Speaker 4>But how long did it go for?

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering, not too Yeah, this is like forty

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<v Speaker 2>five to fifteen in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, an intermission where she got to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and then come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I did say, you know, I went to the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom once and I was like, hey, if you're just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna like leave right now, I totally get it, no stress.

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<v Speaker 2>But well and behold, she was still there when I

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<v Speaker 2>came back.

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<v Speaker 5>To walk out.

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<v Speaker 1>They did did you ever get to know anything about Noel?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? She she's in the pharmaceutical I guess that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>what she's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's aching them.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like she's a drug addict.

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<v Speaker 2>She steals all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, Gabe. Normally I would ask our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>if there was any awkward moments that happened during the date.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I don't need to ask. The whole

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<v Speaker 1>day was.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one funny moment when Kermit and Miss Piggy

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<v Speaker 2>started arguing over the pizza. You know, it got heated.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me get miss Piggy not a fan of pineapple

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<v Speaker 3>on pizza, is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Miss Piggy was not having the Canadian bacon. She

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<v Speaker 2>got midway through with Splice just.

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<v Speaker 5>Went wait, what's on this frog?

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<v Speaker 2>Like naturally, Kermit did.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that throwing a wrench in your date.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure. You said though, that one of your friends

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<v Speaker 1>got a kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>So admittedly I kind of went for a kiss. I

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<v Speaker 2>may have been a little quick to the shot because

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<v Speaker 2>I had a Kermit on me still, and she instead,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, went to go kiss Kermit, which I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it, that's how it goes sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm sure Miss Piggy didn't feel good about that either.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one heck of a car ride home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say, two women upset at you after your date. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imaginings are moving on.

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<v Speaker 3>Their So.

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<v Speaker 1>How long has it been gave since you and Noel

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<v Speaker 1>last spoke.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been like a week week and a half. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>We said we were gonna set up like a brunch

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<v Speaker 2>or something afterwards. Like she seemed really into the idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I texted her a bunch of times, but I still

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<v Speaker 2>haven't heard anything back. I just kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell her that the puppets wouldn't come on the second

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<v Speaker 3>date I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, maybe it's mostly just Gabe this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we have a lot to work with here, Kermit,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think we should do in this situation?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should perhaps play a song really quick

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and call Noel and try and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. That's what Kermit does, right.

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<v Speaker 5>That was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll come back and we'll call them well for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update right after this update. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us, one of our listeners, Gabe went out

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<v Speaker 1>for pizza with a woman named Noel recently, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were joined by some of his friends. Kermit and Miss

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<v Speaker 1>Piggy because Gabe is a quote professional amateur puppets here

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<v Speaker 1>actually yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we've already got over that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an issue.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually brought along some of his muppets with him

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<v Speaker 1>and basically put on a show at the pizzeria. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we heard a lot about what the puppets said

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<v Speaker 1>and did and eight. But Gabe, we never talked about

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol on the date. Was Kermit getting turned.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not Kermit, but Gabe was for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, drink iced tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean names the thing is, Gabe, do you have

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<v Speaker 3>any regrets about your Muppet show?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it went on forty five minutes long.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that. A man that stands behind its people,

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<v Speaker 4>that's confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, women respond to that. So it's been a week

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<v Speaker 1>and Noel is still not calling you back. On a

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<v Speaker 1>scale of one to one hundred percent, what are the

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<v Speaker 1>chances that the reason she isn't calling you is because

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<v Speaker 1>of the puppets.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. I'm gonna say fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifty to fifty. Okay, choice pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see that someone's either gonna be oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>so funny and cute?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they're going to be like, dude, it's a date.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't feeling that there's no one between Yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well let's find out which fifty percent it lies on.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to dial Noel's number right now. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know at the end of the day it was

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<v Speaker 2>on my profile, she knew what she was getting into.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, no regrets, all rights, That's what Kermie would say.

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<v Speaker 1>The number right now here we go. Hello, Hi is

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<v Speaker 1>this Noel? Yes, hey, Noel. My name is jeff from

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Who is this from a morning radio show?

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Thanks for listening, or at least knowing someone

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<v Speaker 1>that else someone else. Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I wouldn't know what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I'll just get right to it.

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<v Speaker 6>Then.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a segment that we do call the second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. That's where if you go out with one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners and afterwards, if you're not calling them back,

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<v Speaker 1>they reach out to us to call you. So we

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<v Speaker 1>can help them figure out the reason why. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well again, my name is Jeff like the namesake Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm jeff you are, but who was the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Because Jeffrey, you're making Jeffrey so nervous for some reason.

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<v Speaker 6>As awesome, I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a lot of you guys talking. I try to

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<v Speaker 5>get to the point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't want to waste your time here.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>The listener that.

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<v Speaker 6>We're calling working.

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<v Speaker 1>The listener's name is Gabe. Do you remember going out

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<v Speaker 1>with Gabe?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>He actually called you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Did because Gabe, it makes sense he would do something

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<v Speaker 5>like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, what you mean, because he must have too much

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<v Speaker 6>time on his hands?

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<v Speaker 5>Makes sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just ask because he said that you guys

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<v Speaker 3>met on a dating app. When you saw on the

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<v Speaker 3>dating app that he was a professional amateur puppeteer, what

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<v Speaker 3>were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 5>I was fine with it. So I'm into theater, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I like you colectic out.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you're kind of excited about the date.

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<v Speaker 5>Then, yeah, but he took it too far?

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<v Speaker 1>Which which part of it went too far?

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<v Speaker 6>Is the whole thing from beginning to aid?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so you're talking about the pizza. The pizza was

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<v Speaker 1>way over the line.

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<v Speaker 6>No, dummy, that's fine. I don't care about the pizza.

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<v Speaker 5>About the puppet.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you describe the date from your perspective, because the

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<v Speaker 3>way he describes.

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<v Speaker 4>It, it sounds like a quirky.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun night of a puppet performance in pizza like it

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<v Speaker 3>sounded really innocent.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be fine. That was the truth.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't get quirky. So what's the truth? What

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<v Speaker 4>was it really like?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so from the beginning it was okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I wasn't really surprised because that's what I read in

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<v Speaker 6>his pull file. But I just don't like it shouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>have to be on a date.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe weird off the back. That's why he's singles. If

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<v Speaker 5>that's what he's been doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he walked in with two Duffel bags full of puppets.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes he did.

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<v Speaker 6>And I didn't know if he was going to bomb

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<v Speaker 6>the place or pull out a credit card out of

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<v Speaker 6>the air.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, weird.

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<v Speaker 3>So when you got to the first puppet character, what

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<v Speaker 3>was your reaction?

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<v Speaker 5>That was okay. I was like, okay, let me just

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<v Speaker 5>endure this and embrace this. It was cute. It was

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<v Speaker 5>cool to comit the mistiggy thing or whatever. That was fine, But.

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<v Speaker 6>Then when he the other puppet was like this mafia guy.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's Joe Lavender. I don't know why he's

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<v Speaker 6>called the Lavender Like Lavender is supposed to be peaceful. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>you know how when somebody has the puppet, he's speaking

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<v Speaker 6>into the puppet, and the guy was harassed, kind of suggestive,

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<v Speaker 6>like he's gonna put me in a Monty bag and

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<v Speaker 6>he tried to kiss me.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's the romans.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is talking on the good name of Joe Lavender

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<v Speaker 2>and Joe Lavendar.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe on the other line, like ye, Noel.

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to let you know at a time

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<v Speaker 1>when it was convenient that gabe'sman on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening and wants to talk to you. But it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like Joe Lavender might be.

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<v Speaker 5>Talking weirding my song.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mafia esque. I'm not involved with no bodies or

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<v Speaker 2>no things.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>Up.

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't like Joe Lavender. Why would you be doing

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<v Speaker 4>Joe Lavendar? Did you not hear what she said?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe you would do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Just after shared Hawaiian slices.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the dish respect that you are paying me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, can you stop?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you stop Joe Lavender?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, put Joe Lavender back in the bag, and we'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to talk to Gabe please.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, oh, hey, guys, Hey guys, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome back here?

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<v Speaker 5>Give me off. This phone is here. We'll get you

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<v Speaker 5>off weird and it's a waste of my time.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it'd be useful to help Gabe be a better

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<v Speaker 1>data in the future, if you can a therapist.

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<v Speaker 3>She brings up a good point gave Gabe. Are you

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<v Speaker 3>listening to anything she just said? Could you have an apology?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she was offended.

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<v Speaker 2>What I will say, Noel, I'm sorry that's how you

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<v Speaker 2>feel it went. I offer no apologies and not just

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<v Speaker 2>my puppets.

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<v Speaker 5>I listen. I'm glad you want to be yourself. I

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<v Speaker 5>hope it works for your future.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a nice way to say, threw off.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Noel, I'm guessing you don't really like Gabe that much.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, no, I try to, and it just went

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<v Speaker 6>too extra bizarre, too extra bizarre hashtag day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sensing a lot of there's a lot of friction here. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>But friction is what you need to create a spark,

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<v Speaker 1>and sparks it's a fire.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this where you're going to ask, Well, if she

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<v Speaker 3>wants to go out again, I would love I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Not going out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe if you won't go out with Gaye, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you'll go out with Joe Lavender. Can we put

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Lavender on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe, yes, Joe Lavender is here. It's lonely at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>It's lonely at the top.

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<v Speaker 6>Only at the bottom because you're weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Is going very well?

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<v Speaker 5>Frankly, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>He was censoring himself quite a bit.

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<v Speaker 5>That was holding back that day.

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<v Speaker 2>After midnight, it's a whole other story.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know to know what happens with the puppets

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<v Speaker 1>after midde.

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<v Speaker 6>You never see him on the next special about being

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<v Speaker 6>a weird puppet murderer.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no, that is a compliment and I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, Okay, I'm leaning up all right, thank

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<v Speaker 6>you for your time. Ready, Oh my god, you can

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<v Speaker 6>hang up now.

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<v Speaker 1>Noel O, Gabe, it doesn't seem like she was the

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<v Speaker 1>best match for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know, there are a lot of fish out

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<v Speaker 2>in that sea and I plan on swimming.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, good luck, maybe rework that whole Joe Lavender character

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I think I think Joe is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's everyone else with the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hey, Gabe, man, if you hear a knock at

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<v Speaker 1>your door later, it's not because I had somebody go

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<v Speaker 1>over to check you out, to make sure that you're

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>No need to worry.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad I'm on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Disni, you gonna get a show now, y.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Joe, you can take over from my

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<v Speaker 1>position because I'm obviously terrible at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go. This is broken Joe in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 2>puting them tunes from morning until the

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<v Speaker 3>Good Luck pass pass, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.