Speaker 1: It's nine O one with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 1: Hello you guys, it's another episode of nine or to
Speaker 1: one OMG. Today we are missing one of our halves,
Speaker 1: one of our thirds. Uh. Dory is not feeling well,
Speaker 1: so Amy and I are gonna plug on without her.
Speaker 2: Now, can I ask you? Are you dressed thematically? Or
Speaker 2: are you going golfing after we finish this podcast?
Speaker 1: How could you tell them where you golf?
Speaker 2: If I can see your cute golf shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm going golfing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate a good tournament season. Amy, I've got to
Speaker 1: get in shape.
Speaker 2: Did you get any tips from Rush or Steve or
Speaker 2: This episode was like my dream come true.
Speaker 1: It was all about golf.
Speaker 2: Three Bonds, who I don't know why they didn't just admit.
Speaker 1: It was Barry Bonds. Yeah, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you just think that's a some old dude?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Barry Bonds. He's like an uber famous.
Speaker 2: They allude to it, but he's an uber famous, real
Speaker 2: life baseball player. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dave was watching with me. He tried to tell me that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I actually think it was probably a fairly big deal
Speaker 2: that you had him on nine oh two one zero
Speaker 2: when you had him, because it was sort of like
Speaker 2: maybe in his heyday or just slightly after, so it's like,
Speaker 2: I think you got him a good like.
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it was a big thing. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Steve Ian was very excited about it to
Speaker 1: go golfing with very Bond whoever was Okay, So you guys,
Speaker 1: let's not confuse them any longer. We are talking about
Speaker 1: season four, episode twenty four, Cuffs and Links, aired March sixteenth,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four, And since Mistour is not here today,
Speaker 1: I will do synopsis because you don't like to do it.
Speaker 1: Has synopsis, Brenda and Brandon managed to massively disappoint their dad.
Speaker 1: Steve's dad is a cheater who seeks Steve is a loser,
Speaker 1: and Kelly finally tells Brenda to back the f off.
Speaker 1: It's directed by Gilbert Shilton, written by Steve Wasserman and
Speaker 1: Jessica Klett.
Speaker 2: All Right, so much to discuss. First of all, that
Speaker 2: synopsis epic, what's your overall like vibe my overall?
Speaker 1: Well, let's just break it down. Brenda almost does hard time.
Speaker 1: Brandon and Josh decide that they actually have boners for
Speaker 1: each other. Uh, Kelly is a bitch, Dylan's Dylan. Donna
Speaker 1: gets puppy. Uh, Andrea is continuing to hide her puppy.
Speaker 1: That's about it. Okay, thanks everybody, great by.
Speaker 2: See you next week. There's a lot of truth to
Speaker 2: your summary there.
Speaker 1: That's my synopsis. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I will okay, we'll go through the episode in order.
Speaker 1: Let's start with jail.
Speaker 2: Brenda has excellent hair for being in the slammer.
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard that about jail. It gives good hair,
Speaker 1: it makes it extra voluminous.
Speaker 2: Her hair could not have been more on point. Now,
Speaker 2: her hair has.
Speaker 1: Been on point most of season four, I think, if
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken, oh.
Speaker 2: Her hair is truly at its best.
Speaker 1: How much do you hate fake jails though? On TV?
Speaker 2: First of about the mugshot and then the fringer print.
Speaker 1: Now, I like the bugshot because we did that on
Speaker 1: a pH and I Tuno and it always makes me
Speaker 1: laugh the side the front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So there's a little trivia here. I learned
Speaker 2: in this episode when they put the wrist tag on her,
Speaker 2: which I hadnoyed idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, this, Okay, go ahead, finish, you give me your comments.
Speaker 1: I just was wondering, and I asked my husband while
Speaker 1: we were watching it, wait, is the plastic bracelet accurate?
Speaker 1: Like that's the same bracelet you get when you go
Speaker 1: like down a water slide at a theme park or something, or.
Speaker 2: Like at the hospital. I did not know you got
Speaker 2: a bracelet at jail at all. I never knew.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming there's some accuracy to it, but allegedly now
Speaker 2: people will correct me. It is the only time we
Speaker 2: see Brenda's middle initial, which I believe was A, and
Speaker 2: you can see it if you zoom in on the
Speaker 2: wrist tag.
Speaker 1: What's her what's her middle name? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let me make sure I am accurate on that.
Speaker 1: Brenda pretty sure, Andrea, Well, that'd be funny. That's funny though,
Speaker 1: because I did, I really did, was like, wait, do
Speaker 1: they put those plastics?
Speaker 2: I had the same note, So I had the same question,
Speaker 2: which is why I started doing a deep dive. And
Speaker 2: that's how I discovered that it is where you can
Speaker 2: see her middle initial, but I don't. I never found
Speaker 2: out if you actually get that in jail.
Speaker 1: Obviously, when I ask somebody who has been to jail.
Speaker 1: They said, yeah, no way you get a tag. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to.
Speaker 3: Say who I asked, but I did ask somebody, can
Speaker 3: we just talk.
Speaker 1: More about fake jail because something that's not real? Did
Speaker 1: it look real to you, Ama, because you're so gulibal
Speaker 1: you always think things are real in the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, it looked over the top with the this and
Speaker 2: the this and the fingerprint, but yeah, it looked like
Speaker 2: real jail. And you usually on TV when when they
Speaker 2: book you, they put you in that group jail.
Speaker 1: The holding tank, that the holding sale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she kind of gives eyes to the
Speaker 2: other lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then but then the guys, the animal guys
Speaker 1: are real guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That thessive whole part for me was like it was
Speaker 1: very typical nighttime soapy writing and acting, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what show am I watching right now?
Speaker 2: Totally agree?
Speaker 1: There were saddles on up next to her side. Saddles
Speaker 1: are they're.
Speaker 2: So aggressive, and then very nine O two one ozero
Speaker 2: to just tie it up with the little bow, like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's doing hard time, going from a federal offense hard
Speaker 2: time to the devil. The guy was in on it
Speaker 2: and he's really the FBI agent and we just need
Speaker 2: you to write something and we might never call you again.
Speaker 2: Just give us an affidavit and like you're good, like what?
Speaker 1: And I was sitting there thinking, isn't that what happens?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that how you get out of jail free?
Speaker 2: A great question. I also wanted to know if the
Speaker 2: bail of fifty thousand felt excessive. And that's thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: Thirty years ago, it's like one hundred grand bail. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: seems like a lots of animals out of the cages
Speaker 2: and she's sawing some proper defiant on the animals like
Speaker 2: she's because here's my thing it. I admire the cause, obviously,
Speaker 2: and I admire her passion for the cause. If she
Speaker 2: was arrested, this is Brenda Walsh, who's like basically nineteen
Speaker 2: years old, arrested in jail and literally could be going
Speaker 2: to do hard time for a federal offense. I just
Speaker 2: don't think she's going to still be like I'm standing
Speaker 2: my ground like a cause that two weeks ago she
Speaker 2: didn't really have and was eating Megaburger burgers breakfast, lunch
Speaker 2: and dinner.
Speaker 1: No, this is a new passion. She but that's Brenda,
Speaker 1: you know she really she really goes. I mean when
Speaker 1: Jim breaks it down at some point in the episode,
Speaker 1: he says, all the things that all the bad decisions
Speaker 1: that Brenda's made over the years, You're like, wow, that
Speaker 1: does add up, but it really does track.
Speaker 2: What's them all? I love the scene. I know we're
Speaker 2: going out of order and everyone's gonna write us mean notes.
Speaker 2: But when Brandon and Jim are having their heart to
Speaker 2: heart and Jim basically is like I knew I had
Speaker 2: one good kid and you were so different. You're my
Speaker 2: good son. I also don't think his crime of like
Speaker 2: kissing a married lady was kissing.
Speaker 1: He did more than kisser.
Speaker 2: Doing it with a married lady is comparable to Brenda
Speaker 2: being in jail for a federal crime and fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars bail. Like Jim was so like, I didn't think
Speaker 2: anything could get my mind up Brenda, but this does it.
Speaker 2: I would have been if I was Jim. I when
Speaker 2: I've been like, okay, can you just clean that up?
Speaker 2: Like who you really? You slept with a married teacher?
Speaker 2: I get it not great, but like your sisters and
Speaker 2: I just had to give fifty thousand dollars and god
Speaker 2: knows how much that lawyer was.
Speaker 1: Oh here's the thing though, Brenda going to jail to
Speaker 1: do hard time. Now that's a show I would watch
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 2: I would have liked a little bit more with this.
Speaker 2: It was such a major story and that they've just
Speaker 2: wrapped it up way too fast, and then like Andrea
Speaker 2: is all good and here's a puppy Rocky too. It's
Speaker 2: just like, wait, what And Cindy is way too forgiving
Speaker 2: for all crime.
Speaker 1: Cindy, so I think she's she feels like that was
Speaker 1: hard enough to be in jail overnight.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, your kid literally blew it. Yeah, you're and there's.
Speaker 1: No discussion about it, no, like raised voices.
Speaker 2: No, she was the one that's like, I need a bath.
Speaker 1: I need a bath. And then Cindy freaking takes her
Speaker 1: tea and a cookie later on did you see her
Speaker 1: carrying that up the stairs? Oh gosh, she talk about
Speaker 1: an enabler.
Speaker 2: It was like just a lot, But I been enjoyable
Speaker 2: and I do love how I did really enjoy the
Speaker 2: scene with David and Donna where Donna first of all,
Speaker 2: looks cute Tory. I wish she was here. She looked cute.
Speaker 2: Her hair is kind of blonde again and up and
Speaker 2: she's wearing a cute white shirt and I think maybe
Speaker 2: she's doing some dishes and David says like, he's all
Speaker 2: it could have been me. And David's like, no, because
Speaker 2: you have judgment. And I actually thought, you know what,
Speaker 2: Donna does have judgment?
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wouldn't have done that. She wouldn't have gone
Speaker 2: in and committed a crime.
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Okay, so going back to last
Speaker 1: week last week's episode, do you think that Brenda knew
Speaker 1: what she was getting into? Did she know she was
Speaker 1: walking in there committing a crime or was she a
Speaker 1: little bit blindsided?
Speaker 2: Well, when she went to that apartment, she was very defiant,
Speaker 2: like I'm in, and I think she knew they were
Speaker 2: doing something bad. Because if I were her, say you
Speaker 2: didn't know, and you you're like, I'm gonna go along
Speaker 2: with these guys and you end up and they're like
Speaker 2: you be on the lookout, I would have been like,
Speaker 2: oh and run for it and called.
Speaker 1: Nine one one the lookout, the look out. I would
Speaker 1: have said, the lookout for what what are we doing? Guys?
Speaker 1: Because if I remember like that last week when they
Speaker 1: did go in and they left her out in the hallway,
Speaker 1: she did kind of look confused like she was and she.
Speaker 2: Kind of looked like she wanted to get out of there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so for that, I will give her a free
Speaker 1: pass because she didn't really mean she didn't know what
Speaker 1: was going on back there, and then she was sort
Speaker 1: of stuck.
Speaker 2: I would have rolled on them faster too. I would
Speaker 2: have been like the minute I'm arrested, like I have
Speaker 2: nothing to do with this yet I didn't know what
Speaker 2: was happening. I'll give you all their names, all their
Speaker 2: previous crimes. I want immunity. Where's my lawyer?
Speaker 1: Like this whole time though, I told you last week
Speaker 1: that the muscle shirt, the tight T shirt bad guy
Speaker 1: was there's something sus about him, Like right, I said,
Speaker 1: first of all, he looks like the DJ, and second
Speaker 1: of all, it's a little intense his acting. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. So so this FBI agent was
Speaker 1: really acting like like he was undercover.
Speaker 2: Yes, he and he, but he was the one that
Speaker 2: was like Brenda's cool guys, Brenda's cool, Like he was
Speaker 2: the one that was sort of like wanted her in
Speaker 2: because I think he knew, like, oh, I'll use her
Speaker 2: because he remember the other alms, like who is this girl?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that him? Yeah? It just felt like after the fact,
Speaker 1: they were like, oh shit, okay, so we got Brenda arrested.
Speaker 1: She's in jail. Now what do we do. Oh, let's
Speaker 1: just make that guy an FBI agent. It'll be It'll
Speaker 1: work out fine.
Speaker 2: I wanted to say it's a double agent, but I
Speaker 2: think technically he's just an FBI agent undercover.
Speaker 1: I think he was double O seven.
Speaker 2: He was very because he'd been in on it for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing was just And here's another thing
Speaker 1: that left me wondering. And I might not know college laboratory,
Speaker 1: college science, all the things that goes on in a college,
Speaker 1: but is the is the Is the work that Andrea
Speaker 1: Zuckerman and the other college students doing in that laboratory
Speaker 1: going to drastically change the world's uh, you know, stance
Speaker 1: on sid's disease.
Speaker 2: I'm not a hundred how it works.
Speaker 1: Like, are those scientific?
Speaker 2: No, that would happen at elaborate those do happen at
Speaker 2: laboratory in colleges. No, I don't think so. I think
Speaker 2: maybe on some flukes, some college kids have stumble on
Speaker 2: to something. But I don't know that they would be
Speaker 2: testing on animals in a college campus, especially with freshmen.
Speaker 2: She's not a doctor, she's literally a freshman.
Speaker 1: She's wearing a lab coat.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I'm not sure they would be
Speaker 2: doing that, like you would be going to class.
Speaker 1: It's in track for me, honestly, it's a.
Speaker 2: Little I also love when Brendan Brandon are having their
Speaker 2: heart to heart in the bathroom and Brandon's like, dad,
Speaker 2: got your real good lawyer.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh god, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, did you hear the line too when they're
Speaker 2: in the lab and I can't remember if Andrea says
Speaker 2: it or the other one. And because it was of
Speaker 2: the time, this is worse than after the earthquake. They
Speaker 2: had to like get that in there, and it's like, no,
Speaker 2: this isn't worse than after the earthquake.
Speaker 1: They threw some papers, buildings.
Speaker 2: Fell on humans. This is not no.
Speaker 1: No. I really enjoyed it though this was I believed,
Speaker 1: you know, Shannon's acting. I believed in the position that
Speaker 1: Brenda was in. I felt like a good job with it.
Speaker 1: Even even though the writing was kind of not great.
Speaker 2: Yes, I actually thought her apologies heart felt. She was
Speaker 2: a little like whatever the word is with Jim and Cindy.
Speaker 2: I think I would have been like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I left up helped me, freaking.
Speaker 1: Out, unapoloshed a little bit yeah.
Speaker 2: Kind of defiant about it and a little bit not worried,
Speaker 2: like literally, you're a girl from Minnesota and Beverly Hills
Speaker 2: and Ye're in slammer.
Speaker 1: The stakes weren't quite believable.
Speaker 2: No, Like I would have been full panic.
Speaker 1: The FBI is calling her, I mean, when does that happen?
Speaker 1: She missed the call though, you guys.
Speaker 2: It's like the FBI called, we better go, and they
Speaker 2: get down there and Jim says to the alerk, we've
Speaker 2: been waiting twenty minutes, Like dude, you might be waiting
Speaker 2: six hours, Like twenty minutes is what I have to
Speaker 2: wait at the like grocery store checkout twenty minutes, Like
Speaker 2: we didn't need twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Like uh what, He's very important to finance.
Speaker 2: Here, so Jim Jill, Oh my god, god, Okay, so
Speaker 2: she switched to the golf story.
Speaker 1: Yet I want to talk about how perturbed perturbed Kelly
Speaker 1: was with this whole brandy in jail situation.
Speaker 2: We can do it now.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, she was not happy.
Speaker 2: She was really not being nice to her friend, her
Speaker 2: alleged bestie has been thrown in jail.
Speaker 1: Nope, not one iota of like empathy or compassion or concern.
Speaker 2: She was just so put out by it.
Speaker 1: Oh she well, they woke her up. First of all,
Speaker 1: I think Kelly is the kind of sleeper that doesn't
Speaker 1: like to be woken up in the middle of her
Speaker 1: her naps.
Speaker 2: And also, nobody wants to make the first call to
Speaker 2: their parents from jail, right, Like, you're obviously gonna call
Speaker 2: the rich ex boyfriend who might actually be able to
Speaker 2: like help you. And it's not like Dylan's like going
Speaker 2: behind your back, like he dragged you down with him,
Speaker 2: and he's giving you so many nice kisses. Every time
Speaker 2: you're freaking out, he keeps kissing you like no, He's
Speaker 2: so sweet.
Speaker 1: It's so if I were.
Speaker 2: Him, I would have been so irritating.
Speaker 1: I know I was really irritato with her too.
Speaker 2: Dude, this is one of our best friends. Let me
Speaker 2: remind you that you and I ship on and like
Speaker 2: the least we can.
Speaker 1: Do figure us up from jail in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. It's so true. I was like, what, wait,
Speaker 1: who who directed her this me to play Kelly's so
Speaker 1: hard to edch on.
Speaker 2: That I don't know if we're leaning leading up to them,
Speaker 2: like I can't remember exactly, like if this is to
Speaker 2: foreshadow what's to come, because I was pretty in it
Speaker 2: with just this episode, but she you were just.
Speaker 1: So maybe it was just like mean, maybe it was
Speaker 1: some real life anger coming through.
Speaker 2: Maybe we're super snarky too, like yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely for me felt like a dynamic shift
Speaker 1: between Kelly and Brenda mm hmm. And maybe that meant
Speaker 1: Jenny and Shannon at that time. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: like maybe except there's something very very different.
Speaker 2: Well, it was aggressive, but why would they write it
Speaker 2: that way unless they wrote it that way intentionally, because
Speaker 2: it's not like you're not you're reading what's on the page.
Speaker 2: You know, every time she needs something, you just go
Speaker 2: running and then he's not your boyfriend and then it's like,
Speaker 2: obviously you're not my run Like it was so dramatic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was hard. It was she was harsh,
Speaker 1: like the writing was harsh, and yeah, I know at
Speaker 1: that time, like as an actress on the show, I
Speaker 1: did what they told me to do, and like, right,
Speaker 1: if they told me to bring the heat, I brought it.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I was like you guys, it.
Speaker 2: Was so hot like you were. And then again with
Speaker 2: the nine O two one oh bo after you have
Speaker 2: been so vile, you're like okay, no.
Speaker 1: I walk out and I say, are you okay?
Speaker 2: We're obviously still bread.
Speaker 1: I yeah. It was just very bizarre. Dude.
Speaker 2: If I were her, I would have been like, bitch,
Speaker 2: I was in jail, You're you're making it awful for me, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not ever seen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm embarrassed because I get it why all
Speaker 1: the Brenda people hate Kelly and the one thing to
Speaker 1: cheat on the to take the boyfriend, that's one thing
Speaker 1: totally that was like, but that was fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: That was not all Kelly. This was just Kelly being mean.
Speaker 2: And mean to Dylan.
Speaker 1: Like we never seen Kelly be like mean to people
Speaker 1: like unwarrantedly. I don't think I see We've.
Speaker 2: Seen like maybe weird glimmers of this like that. Some
Speaker 2: writer sort of writes this a little bit from time
Speaker 2: to time, but it doesn't really track.
Speaker 1: Beast rears its ugly head at what.
Speaker 2: It's just like what? And like when you are in
Speaker 2: the car with Dylan driving to the peach pit, you're
Speaker 2: still hagro about it and I can't I think he says,
Speaker 2: get off it. He's all just knock it.
Speaker 1: Bad for Dylan, it'd be like having to toe around
Speaker 1: this cranky beach.
Speaker 2: Well and this guy's like I didn't call her at jail.
Speaker 2: She called me, what do you want me to do? Say, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I'm in bed with my girlfriend, Like I'm not able
Speaker 2: to come down right now, like what? And you were
Speaker 2: even kind of nasty in the driveway, Like Dylan's trying
Speaker 2: to tell the Walshes what's going on, and you're like,
Speaker 2: let's go on take a while.
Speaker 1: Kelly was just I wrote. My note was Kelly is
Speaker 1: being a damn girl. That was my note.
Speaker 2: Like whoa, whoa, whoa, six fifteen in the morning, they're
Speaker 2: going golfing, and y'all are heading over.
Speaker 1: You go golfing early?
Speaker 2: I know it's just very early. It's very sunny for
Speaker 2: six fifteen afternoon sunlight.
Speaker 1: Now, this is clearly coming from someone who hasn't been
Speaker 1: up at six fifteen in a while, Amy, it's sunny
Speaker 1: in the morning there, the sun is out. That's the
Speaker 1: whole like birds tweeting in the morning thing that you.
Speaker 2: Miss seemed more like an afternoon sun to me. But
Speaker 2: oh no, six fifteen is like the middle of the
Speaker 2: night for me.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no, that's like that's when the good stuff
Speaker 1: happens in the daytime. I've heard lately I haven't been
Speaker 1: feeling the early mornings either.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I used to get up early,
Speaker 1: it's pretty that time of day.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about Rush for a second?
Speaker 1: Okay, when you first of all, his name's Rush has Rush?
Speaker 1: This is terrible. People are gonna hate me. Has Rush
Speaker 1: been on the show before?
Speaker 2: So I think so has this?
Speaker 1: You don't know either? Good few, I feel better now.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing. He's obviously been talked about, but
Speaker 2: I think this is the first time we see him,
Speaker 2: and he's cast perfectly amazing. Literally, that dude is so perfect.
Speaker 1: It is Steve Sanders' father, that's his They look alike,
Speaker 1: they stand alike everything.
Speaker 2: And he's sort of a jerk, but in a Steve
Speaker 2: ish way, but just more mean than kind of Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the whole thing whatever. But here's my question for
Speaker 2: you as a golfer. Is there any sort of device
Speaker 2: you could put your ball in. It's gonna do some
Speaker 2: sort of mumbo jumbo on your ball that's gonna make
Speaker 2: it go better.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, if there was Amazon Prime, me
Speaker 1: that right now because I need it. But no, there's
Speaker 1: that is not a thing. There's never ever been a
Speaker 1: thing that you can literally have delivered that you put
Speaker 1: your It's a device that makes your balls juicier, they
Speaker 1: go further, juices them up, quote quote juices up your balls.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what the man said. I looked at Dave.
Speaker 1: I was like, is there a thing that juices up
Speaker 1: your balls? It's like, there's no ball juicer on the
Speaker 1: market that I'm aware of.
Speaker 2: I was just wondering if you could say.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was watching freaking Caddyshack. That's what
Speaker 1: I thought I was watching.
Speaker 2: That is not a thing.
Speaker 1: No, that that was like, you know Ted Knight's character
Speaker 1: in Caddyshack, This is clearly their inspiration for this character was.
Speaker 2: I mean, the whole thing. And then what father even
Speaker 2: Rush is like calling their son a loser?
Speaker 1: He no, Steve says, I'm not a loser, and Rush says, no,
Speaker 1: you're a horse's ass.
Speaker 2: Steve isn't even doing anything wrong, he's just no.
Speaker 1: Did I mean then.
Speaker 2: Where he hits it and it zooming on, ball, zooming on,
Speaker 2: cut back.
Speaker 1: To Steve ball, Steve ball, that's the longest putt in
Speaker 1: the history of putts.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 1: But he made it.
Speaker 2: Shocker my god.
Speaker 1: But but then did you catch when Rush says that
Speaker 1: he's fifty four?
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't. First I wrote down we
Speaker 2: are their age.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's clearly sixty four at least unless that's that
Speaker 1: whole like Golden Girls thing is happening, you know, because
Speaker 1: they say the Golden Girls were my age.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't even believe that. And if
Speaker 2: I did the math, I don't even know if that works.
Speaker 2: But I was did the math on that one day
Speaker 2: when I'm like, Jennie White is one hundred now or
Speaker 2: ninety nine minus.
Speaker 1: This like she was in her fifties when she was
Speaker 1: also it.
Speaker 2: Was the eighties and it was fifty I guess, But
Speaker 2: that just seems crazy, I know. But also, you know,
Speaker 2: the one they did with two is like Wilford Brimley.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Shannon's other show, Our House.
Speaker 1: He was fifty four too.
Speaker 2: He was some age where you're like, you don't look
Speaker 2: great if that. Yeah, and like Wilford Brimley, I think
Speaker 2: is still alive. I don't know. Somebody needs to look
Speaker 2: that up. I actually think I googled it recently and
Speaker 2: he in the eighties was old and that was fifty
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it made me at one feel really good about
Speaker 1: my self. Yes, I'm just a few years shy of Rush,
Speaker 1: and I don't feel like I'm looking at like that.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, you know, I don't see.
Speaker 2: Loraen just said Wilfrid Brimley just died, So just a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, so I was close. Did you
Speaker 2: think Rush is a little bit hot or did he
Speaker 2: just give you the creepy.
Speaker 1: What something odd about? I'm sorry no offense to that.
Speaker 2: Can someone tells who made Rush? Who played Rush?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can't see on a thing. But he was great.
Speaker 1: Fat Jed Alan Jed Allen is a great, good hour actor.
Speaker 1: Like you see him and you know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: get right away. I love that kind of acting, and
Speaker 1: he he was perfect as Steve's dad. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: but hello, Rush, your son is not old enough to
Speaker 1: drink beer, and you're just shouting out that you're going
Speaker 1: to go take him for a beer because.
Speaker 2: Because he won, they're up against Barry Bonds. Now, was that, Lorraine,
Speaker 2: sorry to keep asking you things and don't have all
Speaker 2: my facts straight. Was that also Barry Bonds Senior? Or
Speaker 2: is that just an actor playing Barry Bond's dad.
Speaker 1: That's a good question, because when Barry Bonds did hit
Speaker 1: the ball, he striped it like what a shot?
Speaker 2: Like he was legit.
Speaker 1: He can golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barry Bonds can golf.
Speaker 1: Definitely.
Speaker 2: So the rivalry between Rush and Barry Bonds, who had
Speaker 2: a fake name.
Speaker 1: In this it's like this is a country club, Oh Amy,
Speaker 1: That's how it is. I'm here to tell you I
Speaker 1: belonged to a golf club, a country club, golf club.
Speaker 1: It is intense.
Speaker 2: Because you want that your name on that placard.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. And yes, just yesterday. Interestingly enough,
Speaker 1: before I had watched this show. Before I watched this episode,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know that this episode is all about golf.
Speaker 1: Just yesterday, I was practicing my golf and someone brought
Speaker 1: up the notion to me that if you really applied yourself, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you could win club champion. And there's a girl I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say any names in case she listens
Speaker 1: to the podcast. There's a woman that has been club
Speaker 1: champ at our half club time after time after time.
Speaker 2: Do you think you could apply yourself?
Speaker 1: I want you to know, right here, right now, I
Speaker 1: declare I'm going to be club champion. I'm gonna whoop
Speaker 1: her ass someday, maybe not this year.
Speaker 2: When is the next goal club tournament?
Speaker 1: It just happened. I have a year.
Speaker 2: Oh did you play in it?
Speaker 1: Nope, I've never even played in one, because why would
Speaker 1: I suck?
Speaker 2: Because you need to apply yourself.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 2: Someone told you if you apply yourself, if you yourself,
Speaker 2: because sometimes if you apply yourself, you can get a's
Speaker 2: too right.
Speaker 1: No, well it's true people, if you study, if you practice,
Speaker 1: you can get better. And I'm going to and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take her down, and then my name's going to
Speaker 1: be on that plaque or.
Speaker 2: What did Steve say? It's not even a tinfoil trophy
Speaker 2: or something he had some like metal, He's it's not
Speaker 2: even a I was just like, is this happening. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I knew we were all going to ask this,
Speaker 2: So I did google this hard and it took me
Speaker 2: some serious googles. Here is where they filmed it, Lock
Speaker 2: him yat a flint Ridge country club, fifty five hundred
Speaker 2: god Bee Drive, Loch Kenyata, flint Ridge.
Speaker 1: That's right down the road. I didn't even know there was.
Speaker 2: It was a nice club, pretty beautiful views of the
Speaker 2: and they obviously were Yeah, they were out there golfing.
Speaker 1: I bet that that was so fun for the stage. No, no,
Speaker 1: I bet that was so fun for the crew and
Speaker 1: for the guys because you know, they got to get
Speaker 1: out at the studio and they I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure I had to drive in golf carts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it was a lot of fun. I
Speaker 1: wish I had been on that story instead, I was
Speaker 1: standing in a parking lot with Brenda telling her you
Speaker 1: were the one that got away. You were Dylan's true love.
Speaker 2: I wonder what came first, the chicken or the egg
Speaker 2: like Berry Bonds, say Aaron Spelling or whoever is buds
Speaker 2: with Berry Bonds. I wonder if they wrote the part
Speaker 2: for Berry Bonds or if they have this golf tournament idea,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, we need a you know, a
Speaker 2: big name, and then they went to Berry Bonds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know which. How about
Speaker 1: what do you mean A great idea came first? It
Speaker 1: goes he's a boil on my butt. That is some
Speaker 1: good writing right there. They don't do that anymore. They
Speaker 1: don't say stuff like that, I'm gonna use.
Speaker 2: That boil on your butt?
Speaker 1: What's a boil? First of all, I picture like a
Speaker 1: red pussy abscess, Like what, he's a boil on my butt?
Speaker 1: Do you get boils on your butts? Is that where?
Speaker 1: But I don't know, I don't know. These are all
Speaker 1: questions we really need a doctor.
Speaker 2: Sort of gaggy. But the other line that I also
Speaker 2: loved in this is when I think Jim's talking about
Speaker 2: Branda and he goes says something about the lamest thing
Speaker 2: she'll ever do. This has to be the lamest thing.
Speaker 4: She'll ever do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's probably when he's breaking down all the moments,
Speaker 1: all the top pits of Brenda. What about should we
Speaker 1: talk about everything?
Speaker 2: This episode is such a pen I'm just telling you now,
Speaker 2: is a freaking such a ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Josh Richland. He's still still plugging away, He's
Speaker 1: still on the beat on their trail of a hot
Speaker 1: story for Brandon. Why does he have such a heart
Speaker 1: on to take Brandon down?
Speaker 2: I literally don't know. And then he wanted the blackmail
Speaker 2: if you support me for president, I won't do it.
Speaker 2: And it's just like you're not really a good journalist.
Speaker 2: Number one.
Speaker 1: First of all, the whole the whole. Did you notice
Speaker 1: like most of the episode was all in one wardrobe
Speaker 1: look and I couldn't. It was like one outfit for
Speaker 1: so long. Yeah, one outfit that they put Brandon in.
Speaker 1: I was like, how can he go be so sassy
Speaker 1: in that ugly polo because it.
Speaker 2: Was his golf shirt. He just stayed in his golf outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he had to go get all feisty
Speaker 1: at the on the campus.
Speaker 2: And at the arraignment.
Speaker 1: No, I think he was wearing a suit.
Speaker 2: And there was some really extreme close ups in this
Speaker 2: episode too, like a lot of his face, which I
Speaker 2: wasn't mad about.
Speaker 1: Why didn't? I just I really don't like when they
Speaker 1: when Brandon is sassy Brandon, it's kind of.
Speaker 5: Like he like he's like when you were trying to
Speaker 5: do those lines fifty lines back at Josh when you're all,
Speaker 5: what was the one when you guys are all camping
Speaker 5: and you go you basically wanted to say off, but
Speaker 5: he said, like something I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the.
Speaker 2: One that's a little bit how Brandon and Josh Richland
Speaker 2: when they were dueling. Oh, it's very pitfall, it's very.
Speaker 1: And then it well, I did. The only thing I
Speaker 1: really loved about it was Josh's pleated pants when he's
Speaker 1: coming down the stairs. I want those pants. I think
Speaker 1: I actually just bought those pants that made well the
Speaker 1: other day because plats are back people. But he that whole,
Speaker 1: like the whole I guess culmination of that whole storyline
Speaker 1: was basically him asking for him to support him. But
Speaker 1: it's and then he says, it's politics, buddy, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense, and I was like, oh, well, it does
Speaker 1: make sense when you think about it. It's really gross
Speaker 1: and it really kind of summarizes.
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden it was over. He doesn't
Speaker 2: do it. He writes the great story and he it's
Speaker 2: just so tied.
Speaker 1: But that's politics because they he realizes we're going to
Speaker 1: be in the same arena. We're both interested in this
Speaker 1: political whatever, and I think I felt like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a problem with politics in you know America.
Speaker 2: Of course, and everybody's talking out of both sides of the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like you scratched my back, I'll swatch yours,
Speaker 1: and nobody means to know the truth. It was just
Speaker 1: like ew Men's Club. This is how it started.
Speaker 2: But missus Wash is there to solve it by would
Speaker 2: you like some coffee?
Speaker 1: Jas And then Brandon says, no, Mom, Josh was just
Speaker 1: leaving so good in his little polo no long. No Mom.
Speaker 2: Was just the best ever.
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Speaker 2: The other art that actually I somewhat liked was when
Speaker 2: Jesse came in. So Donna and Brenda are there trying
Speaker 2: to talk to Andrea and telling her and Jesse comes in.
Speaker 2: At first, I thought he was just being the husband guy, right,
Speaker 2: like the father of the baby. You won't you won't upset.
Speaker 1: I had nobody was doing. At first.
Speaker 2: I was like when he comes in with the lawyer expert, yeah,
Speaker 2: and Andrey's like I got this, and He's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: and he said, don't talk anymore because you could be
Speaker 2: subpoena and then Kelly brings that up later doing we
Speaker 2: shouldn't even talk to her.
Speaker 1: Jesse said, so, but it doesn't matter because it's all fine.
Speaker 1: Brenda gets exonerated and nobody has to worry about anything,
Speaker 1: and there's a new puppy on the show which we
Speaker 1: never see again.
Speaker 2: Rocky too.
Speaker 1: What I am I wrong? I don't know. We'll find
Speaker 1: out next week.
Speaker 2: The other highlight for me, and I don't know if
Speaker 2: you noticed it is at the peach pit. In the
Speaker 2: end scene, they're carrying everyone's drinks over and clearly there's
Speaker 2: coke and orange drink.
Speaker 1: Orange drink. Did you notice like it was Anta?
Speaker 2: It looked like ansa a son kiss. I was like,
Speaker 2: nobody orders that anymore, and they're carrying it over and
Speaker 2: like some people had coke or pepsi, and then maybe
Speaker 2: there was a couple of sprites, and then I even
Speaker 2: think you had one range.
Speaker 1: You're right, nobody drinks that anymore.
Speaker 2: No, but I loved it back.
Speaker 1: Nobody orders that.
Speaker 2: There was sun kiss. There was an orange crush, and
Speaker 2: remember you could go to McDonald's and literally order orange drink,
Speaker 2: just orange drink good? What was in that?
Speaker 1: You know what? My favorite? Uh? What was your favorite
Speaker 1: like crazy soda of all time? Probably just coke straight up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like yeah, I drank that, like a
Speaker 2: really cold coke first, all the way in college.
Speaker 1: I was popped the top.
Speaker 2: I think in college I was cracking that crap open
Speaker 2: at eight am, just like it's.
Speaker 1: Fine Mama's juice. It was good.
Speaker 2: What was yours mine?
Speaker 1: Well, I love a real cold coke. For a while
Speaker 1: it was spright, but then there was a good period
Speaker 1: of my life where it was strawberry soda. Oh, Welsh's
Speaker 1: strawberry soda.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say fresca for some reason
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: No, that sounds healthy. I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it was, mister Pibb. I don't
Speaker 2: drink soda at all. Do you know? I quit soda
Speaker 2: like fifteen years ago or something.
Speaker 1: You can't you guys, don't drink soda. It's real bad
Speaker 1: for you. If you haven't heard, No, iger is worse.
Speaker 1: That's the worst kind of sugar you can put in
Speaker 1: your body. Is the liquid kind of sugar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I gave up carbonation even too, which
Speaker 2: I once in a blue min'll let myself have that.
Speaker 2: But like the fifty, I'm forty nine. The forty nine's are.
Speaker 1: Tough the exchange and I'm here to tell you and
Speaker 1: you know what this this, this episode is gonna this
Speaker 1: is Tory's fiftieth birthday week, so, oh my gosh, that's right.
Speaker 6: This.
Speaker 1: We'll have to talk to her next week about how
Speaker 1: she feels being fifty because she's gonna turn fifty this,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's right. It's very exciting for me.
Speaker 1: Finally she gets to be fifty.
Speaker 2: Like me, I can't believe I'm so young.
Speaker 1: You are your baby younger, here's the baby. First of all,
Speaker 1: I literally love this episode. It was a really good one.
Speaker 1: You read it, I know what you have. I gave
Speaker 1: it an.
Speaker 2: Eights, Like the whole thing was so you know, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Give it a nine because of the golf and because
Speaker 1: of the just like genius Rush character. Oh I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: Did you know a big old ring too? Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was sort of like did you see that?
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's a baller.
Speaker 2: He rush and Steve's kind of like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: take your bleep anymore.
Speaker 1: Fully fully believe they were father and son. Though great casting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was a really good episode, and I'm wonder if
Speaker 1: what's next next week? Wait, you're still talking about so
Speaker 1: many there's more, She's got more people. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just this isn't even.
Speaker 4: Just when Dylan's like, sir, ma'am and she's all sorry
Speaker 4: to the sergeant lady, it was so like.
Speaker 2: What is happening? And then also in my like Hunt
Speaker 2: for the Golf Course, I also found that it said
Speaker 2: she didn't have the proper stripes or something on her
Speaker 2: uniform to be a sergeant. Some eagle eyed people really
Speaker 2: find the goods in these episodes.
Speaker 1: No, God bless them. If it weren't for them, we
Speaker 1: wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Speaker 2: I just wrote, Kelly is so bitter.
Speaker 1: Wow, I wonder what's gonna happen? Dude, gee, do you
Speaker 1: think they're going to break up?
Speaker 2: Were you laughing or were you like horrified?
Speaker 1: I was horrified. She was on the rag like this girl.
Speaker 1: That is like gives new definition to just do you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 2: I was so amused.
Speaker 1: But I can't wait to see what happens next.
Speaker 2: But I think, well, I think nothing. I just feel
Speaker 2: like this is one of those episodes. Oh you know
Speaker 2: what's coming?
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't say it.
Speaker 2: I can't remember if it's next week or the week after.
Speaker 2: There's like the time warp.
Speaker 1: It's next week. I think what is the next episode called?
Speaker 1: Is it a flashback episode where we yes?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 2: What is it might be? Is it next week or
Speaker 2: the week after? What's next?
Speaker 1: Next week? Is next week's episode? Is?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: The time has come to think? I'm feeling like that's a.
Speaker 2: I think you all play people that aren't you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. Nobody wants to see that.
Speaker 2: Who do you know?
Speaker 1: Who that line is from? Nobody wants to see that? Wait,
Speaker 1: I do what shows that from?
Speaker 2: Yes? But come back?
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to see that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can't remember because I haven't rewatching it.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I love next week. But I
Speaker 2: wonder if I'm gonna with fresh eyes.
Speaker 1: I hope I do, because just reading about what it
Speaker 1: says here about next week's episode to tease, I'm not
Speaker 1: excited to watch it, but I'm really hoping that once
Speaker 1: I watch it, things change for me, because maybe it'll
Speaker 1: be fun to see but I want to stay up
Speaker 1: with the story as it's going. I don't want to
Speaker 1: just jump into some weird like.
Speaker 2: No, it does it totally does up, and then we
Speaker 2: like go into all this weird crap. I think Brenda
Speaker 2: finds something in the house or something that she who
Speaker 2: lived there before her if.
Speaker 1: I remember, please you guys. Hopefully I'm completely wrong about this,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm gonna hate it.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. All I'm craving right now is if
Speaker 2: missus Walsh could just make me some cookies.
Speaker 1: De deliver it. Well, she's so.
Speaker 2: Sick, but she missed a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, she'll be back with us.
Speaker 2: I think we'll never see the lab again.
Speaker 1: Took the Lab is done. They've gotten rid of all
Speaker 1: the animals. Oh my god, everything's gonna be different now.
Speaker 2: And literally I think Bryan Austin Green had one.
Speaker 1: He had one good scene with Donna and then that
Speaker 1: was I think it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a good gift.
Speaker 2: We have that same exterior shot of the beach House
Speaker 2: apartment so much too. I literally think they shot that
Speaker 2: one time on and then they just show it to us.
Speaker 2: We did get a good exterior of the Walsh's house though,
Speaker 2: when they were coming out for the golf, I thought
Speaker 2: that was sort of a new angle.
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I love seeing a good exterior the
Speaker 1: Walsh House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the actually pulls up, like you guys
Speaker 2: actually drove around in that thing, and.
Speaker 1: I forgot that it even drove. But yeah, it actually worked.
Speaker 1: And I remember that driveway was a bach because it
Speaker 1: was like you had to like go dippy and up.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it has sort of an error and in
Speaker 2: the car could totally bottom out.
Speaker 1: I personally love absolutely No, that house is still there, untouched.
Speaker 1: It's going to go down in like history as the
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope they never change anything about.
Speaker 2: The front of the house. Yeah, that would.
Speaker 1: Be a trap. I should buy. We should buy that house.
Speaker 2: I can add like a couple thousand dollars. Okay, you
Speaker 2: need brand I can add that in.
Speaker 1: We should start a gofund me.
Speaker 2: Seriously, that has one for sale. You should buy.
Speaker 1: It, I know absolutely, And it's literally twenty minutes from
Speaker 1: where I live.
Speaker 2: Buy it. Buy for your kids if they live there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that you're like, guys, as you graduate college,
Speaker 2: Mama got you something special.
Speaker 1: This is actually not a bad idea, it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna increase in value, especially if you bought it.
Speaker 1: Tori and I should buy it and redo it and
Speaker 1: make a museum.
Speaker 2: There was a tack of a bidding war for that
Speaker 2: Brady Bunch house. There was like who ended up getting that?
Speaker 2: Wasn't a famous didn't HGTV end up getting it? But
Speaker 2: I think Lance Bass wanted it.
Speaker 1: All right, Lance wanted it.
Speaker 2: I think he really wanted it, and then I think
Speaker 2: HGTV got it.
Speaker 1: I should. I'm gonna drive buy this Walsh house. Now
Speaker 1: you've gotten me on. You can just knock knock, kno, knock, knock,
Speaker 1: knock and be like, hey guys, and they'll say who
Speaker 1: are you? What do you want? They won't recognize me
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: I'll go please leave us alone. We've been asking for
Speaker 2: thirty years.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna slide a note under the door and
Speaker 1: maybe just stable my headshot to it.
Speaker 2: Sign it Hearttheart Kelly.
Speaker 1: Kelly Taylor. Oh my god, this is a good idea.
Speaker 2: Oh I hope you apply yourself at your golf today.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go apply myself and kick some booty on
Speaker 1: the golf course. But next week, oil on your butt
Speaker 1: to get a boil on ooh, you know what now
Speaker 1: that you say it like that.
Speaker 2: It was so I don't want it.
Speaker 1: I don't want any boils.
Speaker 2: I love this episode so much. Even straight from the
Speaker 2: title Cuffs and Links, I was like.
Speaker 1: Wait, cus, what is the linx oh oh cuffs where
Speaker 1: the ham is so good. That's probably the best thing
Speaker 1: about this episode was the title.
Speaker 2: I knew right from the I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: love this all
Speaker 1: Right, everybody, I hope you have a great week, and
Speaker 1: everybody wish Tory well and we will see you next week.