Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of Busting with
Speaker 1: the Boys. It is episode two, nineteen to twenty round
Speaker 1: of aplaus for two twenty boys. Fucking out standing you
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Speaker 1: where's the boy? Where's the other set of teeth that
Speaker 1: we love to look at every single week? Boys got
Speaker 1: pink eye, he got to stank in his eye. A
Speaker 1: lot of people think it's because of his daughter. Will
Speaker 1: is even saying because of his daughter. I am willing
Speaker 1: to go on this mic right now and say that
Speaker 1: it wasn't. That was one hundred percent a self inflicted
Speaker 1: woe by Will. The boys like to play risk online.
Speaker 1: That's me Corey Levin, that is Kelly, and Brad Lebrott
Speaker 1: I believe his last name is. Brad is Will's friend
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Speaker 1: good group of dudes. However, Will likes to make four jokes.
Speaker 1: We see it on the internet all the time. Halfway
Speaker 1: through this game, which is a four hour game, by
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't get a sleep till late Your
Speaker 1: boys grinder, he uh pulls the headset off his head,
Speaker 1: puts it down to his buttthole, farts extremely loud, and
Speaker 1: then puts the immediately back on his head. Mike in
Speaker 1: his face, laughing hysterically at what he's done, and my man,
Speaker 1: is he paying for comedy? But boys and girls, that's
Speaker 1: why we love him so much, because he's willing to
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Speaker 1: Our guest today was Chris no John christ John Chris
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Speaker 3: Enjoy Interestantino he like saved my whole career. No, he didn't.
Speaker 3: What a way to start this podcast? Yeah, really yeah, well,
Speaker 3: and Santino I was like doing a bunch of shows,
Speaker 3: Like I was like, I got this a weird. Like
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that it's a cult, following the opposite
Speaker 3: of a cult, but it's like I used to perform
Speaker 3: in a bunch of churches because my dad was a preacher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is kind of goes along with cult. But
Speaker 2: you keep going, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Saying there and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I would like to say, well,
Speaker 3: every do you think every church, if they kept going,
Speaker 3: it would eventually become cult.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the definition of a cult really is.
Speaker 1: It's kind of more of a fun thing to say,
Speaker 1: because I think a cult I think.
Speaker 3: Of the show, Yeah, show calls manson like very illegal stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about that. I think it's just
Speaker 1: like buying into something and then there's always like some
Speaker 1: sort of concoction at the end that.
Speaker 3: You have to take to kill yourself something greater there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's always a dead end. It doesn't end well, yeah,
Speaker 3: it never ends. Well, it's with the Netflix documentary, Yeah,
Speaker 3: one of the sad Ones too. You're like, let's say
Speaker 3: a church is like a small church or like, hey,
Speaker 3: we want you to come here more and give more
Speaker 3: and volunteer more and be more. Like yeah, that that's
Speaker 3: not a cult. The minute they say you can't leave. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you say I don't think I'm with this anymore
Speaker 3: and then they don't, they're not friends with you, right,
Speaker 3: that might be it.
Speaker 2: That might be when that is. That's definitely.
Speaker 1: I think that the cutoff point between religion and a
Speaker 1: cult is when they say you have to pay off
Speaker 1: whatever debt, you're not allowed to leave here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 2: That's when it's time you need to reevaluate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was doing all these shows, like because
Speaker 3: I started doing a lot of stand up at church.
Speaker 3: Yeah I was. You started yeah in church? Yeah, because
Speaker 3: my dad's a preacher. Hey yeah, okay, I watched.
Speaker 1: Your special and it was very like around religion, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of start comedy. To start comedy in a
Speaker 1: church seems like one of the scarier places to start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you know you like you go to his ainies,
Speaker 2: you go to a random spot.
Speaker 1: It's like okay, like people are gonna take and give
Speaker 1: whatever because everything's.
Speaker 3: Kind of no matter what to do. Yeah, in church,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of boundaries. Well there's a lot of boundaries.
Speaker 3: But if you like grew up like that, like if
Speaker 3: you did stand up like at a like a like
Speaker 3: at a football camp, not a football camp, like a
Speaker 3: coach's clinic or something, you would have more liberty because
Speaker 3: you know all the stuff yeah that I wouldn't even get.
Speaker 3: He's like, dude, you know when a guy is coming
Speaker 3: across in a three four and you're playing a four
Speaker 3: two five and you were like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what like what you just said didn't make sense,
Speaker 2: but I get it.
Speaker 3: You here, God, You're like, bro, Yeah, that's what it
Speaker 3: was like. Because everybody's like if a normal comic, not
Speaker 3: a normal comic, but like if I do a if
Speaker 3: somebody says we got to do a clean show, it
Speaker 3: limits you. You can't do this this. I got to
Speaker 3: get rid of this bit, this bit, this bit. And
Speaker 3: they were like, you do a show in church. I
Speaker 3: was like yo, I was like what kind Yeah, Pentecostal Baptist.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I got I got jokes for days and
Speaker 3: then I was just going in there and I was
Speaker 3: just just everybody was just like ah, like there were
Speaker 3: because my dad was a preacher.
Speaker 2: So it was like I couldn't really get fired, you know,
Speaker 2: if like.
Speaker 3: I couldn't really get fired, like the GM is like
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think if the coaches like your dad,
Speaker 3: maybe then you're like I can kind of come late
Speaker 3: for workouts because like maybe in high school.
Speaker 2: Not that, but like, yeah, you know, I get what
Speaker 2: you're saying.
Speaker 3: If your boss was the owner, you'd be like, well
Speaker 3: if I don't, I'm like, who's gonna fire me?
Speaker 2: And so I was just like making all these jokes bosses.
Speaker 3: When the guy's doing cocaine in the back, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I do whatever I want. Yeah, yeah, he's fine. So
Speaker 3: I was like about him in the corner, and then
Speaker 3: I was like across the line and like and but
Speaker 3: like ever, like my dad in the past to the
Speaker 3: church at the time was all like like they thought
Speaker 3: it was hilarious because they could really say it. But
Speaker 3: I was like roasting people in the church about how
Speaker 3: they were singing, like and everybody was like, dude, this
Speaker 3: is offensive, but they were all like it's hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So how did you market that the church that I
Speaker 3: didn't really I just like started up on a Sunday
Speaker 3: kind of they were like come do like they were like, la,
Speaker 3: I would do that the right after the worst, after
Speaker 3: the singing, before the preaching. There's like a guy that
Speaker 3: comes up and he's like, hey, uh, church picnic is
Speaker 3: on Saturday. Uh you know the food drive is on Thursday.
Speaker 3: You do all the stuff. And I was like, church
Speaker 3: bases on Saturday'm probably just gonna go to me girls
Speaker 3: or whatever. But and everybody's just like like and he
Speaker 3: say that, like everybody, Yeah in church that's why it's
Speaker 3: not really it's like it's it's funny to say to
Speaker 3: explain it's like kind of like dirty or church. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not in regular life, dude. I was how to
Speaker 3: describe it.
Speaker 2: I went to church yesterday, made a deal. I was
Speaker 2: on an Airprice.
Speaker 1: I was on a flight back from New York and
Speaker 1: I had a two, not not the flex, but I
Speaker 1: had a two on a Southwest flight. I got no
Speaker 1: board when they already finished a one through thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh. I literally sat.
Speaker 1: I sat in the back of me and Will he
Speaker 1: was ill. I was window and I literally said, hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: if this thing feels up. Though he has a full flight,
Speaker 1: everyone's inna their seat taken. I was like, if this
Speaker 1: seats in the middle is empty, I gotta go to church.
Speaker 3: I gotta go. That's that's my sign. Sure enough, dude,
Speaker 3: one fucking seat left, one seat and I was in.
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go. When you're talking about
Speaker 3: like church and being like dirty for church, it's so
Speaker 3: funny because most of people in church have that humor.
Speaker 3: They'll watch comedy to do if he's a church glory.
Speaker 3: He's a funny fucking guy and he thinks a lot
Speaker 3: of things are funny. Yeah, I'll be I'll be with
Speaker 3: a guy. Yeah, horrible person. He's a bad guy.
Speaker 1: And so you just see him and you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: this guy's really just got the world trick. You go
Speaker 1: to church and you see dudes on Saturday night and
Speaker 1: they're out there drinking, having a good time, and then
Speaker 1: Sunday it's like they've never done nothing wrong in their.
Speaker 3: Life in Nashville. Soho House, you think, so, well, it's
Speaker 3: not a Nashville podcast, but you don't. Every time, no
Speaker 3: no one wants Sometimes we talk about Nashville, and I
Speaker 3: was like, we don't know what you're talking about, because
Speaker 3: that's ever dude.
Speaker 1: I feel like sol House. I feel like uh real
Speaker 1: Mead Country Club?
Speaker 3: Orse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, or what's Richland Country Club? That's that's where the
Speaker 1: church goers in Nashville. I feel like, soho House is
Speaker 1: more like an artsy Are you part of the Hoo House?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah they are. Well I'm insecure.
Speaker 3: Why no, I'm insecure because I'm an artist. So they
Speaker 3: were like, hey, here's the thing for artists. But you
Speaker 3: might not be able to get in. That's how you
Speaker 3: they hook you. They're like, you might not qualify. You're like, well,
Speaker 3: I need to know if I qualify it now? Yes,
Speaker 3: you actually got in there. How much for a year
Speaker 3: to be a part of you just just call you?
Speaker 3: Just forgive your parents it would be easier. That's necessary.
Speaker 2: So Santino is safe. So you're at church. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I'm doing all these church and Santina.
Speaker 1: Are doing well and you are are you only? I
Speaker 1: hate I keep cutting off, but I gotta know the
Speaker 1: full background here. You're you're only doing it for your
Speaker 1: dad's sermons.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, So I started yeah yeah, because like the
Speaker 3: church next door was like, yo, we'll pay you like
Speaker 3: three hundred bucks to come over here to do our
Speaker 3: like youth camp or whatever, and comedies to start before
Speaker 3: you get a fan base is next to near impossible
Speaker 3: to make a living at h So then I was
Speaker 3: like three, yeah, like you would do a comedy club.
Speaker 3: You would work all weekend five shows and get paid
Speaker 3: about six hundred bucks three and you have to pay
Speaker 3: for yourself by yourself and put yourself up. You're not
Speaker 3: making anything. So so the church first Baptists, like, we'll
Speaker 3: pay you like a thousand dollars to do our like
Speaker 3: fundraiser dinner. And I was like, ah, yeah, I'll be there,
Speaker 3: I'll be there, Yeah, I'll be there. And so I
Speaker 3: started doing it, and I started putting these videos on
Speaker 3: social media and getting bigger and bigger doing like these
Speaker 3: like there's nobody else supplying demand while there's no one
Speaker 3: else to do it. There's there's a lot of guys
Speaker 3: that are, but there's like it was like there and
Speaker 3: so anyway, I was doing all these. Me and Santana
Speaker 3: would become friends, UH through comedy works where I came
Speaker 3: up and he would come through.
Speaker 2: And so I moved Denver.
Speaker 3: So I moved UH to l A and I was
Speaker 3: trying to get into the comedy store. The comedy store
Speaker 3: is like the before Joe Rugan moved to Austin. That
Speaker 3: was like the if you got passed, that's like making
Speaker 3: the team. If you got passed at the Comedy Store,
Speaker 3: that was it. You were the king and everybody, Richard
Speaker 3: pryor all the grades had come to there. So I
Speaker 3: was like, go and do these huge shows on the
Speaker 3: road at churches and making like I want to say,
Speaker 3: what's weird to say I was making a lot.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 3: You're not flexing. You're the same fact I got. I
Speaker 3: was doing the shows the church is making oh shoot
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. Then then it was like going, like well
Speaker 3: and like people now I was doing like ticketed events,
Speaker 3: so people are coming to like see me because of
Speaker 3: these videos that put on the internet. And then I
Speaker 3: was like staying up at Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night, staying
Speaker 3: up to one, two and three in the morning at
Speaker 3: trying to get in at this get in at the
Speaker 3: Comedy Store. And Santino is in there and he brought
Speaker 3: me aside one day. He's like, hey, dude, you don't
Speaker 3: need to spend your time here. He's like, you're already
Speaker 3: He's like, he goes, we're trying to do what you
Speaker 3: are already doing. How'd that feel when he said that? Unbelievable? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I never I never went again. Really, I never
Speaker 3: went again. Is it like because they were all trying
Speaker 3: to get passed, to get on a sitcom, to get
Speaker 3: a TV show, to sell tickets. But I could already
Speaker 3: sell I could go to Wichita and sell three thousand tickets.
Speaker 3: So he's like or whatever, not the roast, that's perfect,
Speaker 3: that's a righteous gemstones. Yeah. Yeah, he goes where they're at. Yeah,
Speaker 3: in my he goes, don't like, we are trying to
Speaker 3: do what you're doing. And there's this in essence. There's
Speaker 3: like thing with podcasting a lot of it. There's these
Speaker 3: people that love you just go to them. Yeah. Like
Speaker 3: if they were like, we need we want you to
Speaker 3: host the red carpet at the Emmys, You're like, that's not.
Speaker 2: Really our I still do that bomb.
Speaker 3: Well I was right through that.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, they'll take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But if it was like, uh, what'll be something metal, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they we want you to.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the met gala is. I
Speaker 1: just see once a year people wearing goofy ship and then.
Speaker 3: To think of something that you would be like disrespectful
Speaker 3: to your bass by doing like I already did that
Speaker 3: with Jeffree Star. I literally will do fucking anything, dude,
Speaker 3: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: People are like people when they saw the Jeffrey Star
Speaker 1: things like what is he doing interviewing this man girl?
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden he said, like the
Speaker 1: whole thing about pronouns were like, you know, this guy's
Speaker 1: not too fucking bad at all. Actually, you know what, yeah,
Speaker 1: send him over this way. I forgot about that, dude,
Speaker 1: what a while due. I saw an article today about
Speaker 1: that actually people like this football article came out that's
Speaker 1: like still saying like him at a week ago saying
Speaker 1: that I'm actually dating Jeffrey Star. Still, Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: a tough that's a tough pill to swallow when you're
Speaker 1: married with two kids.
Speaker 3: You know what, that's the two Well a lot of
Speaker 3: comics do that because they make stuff about their kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're like, well this special they mixed up about
Speaker 3: their kids, so they make the road they roast their kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like, well, your kids like little but he's gonna
Speaker 3: He's like, I can't stand this kid, Like, this kid's
Speaker 3: gonna become.
Speaker 2: Reiser does it all the time.
Speaker 3: He talks about his kids, and they'll keep being like
Speaker 3: like not smart and like this kid's not gonna be successful,
Speaker 3: not smart to the point where like, you know, but
Speaker 3: I guess that word. I mean, you can have like
Speaker 3: exaggerate that, the Jeffrey Star thing that that might be
Speaker 3: a little but everything much for you. But every background
Speaker 3: understand No, not me. I'm just saying everybody, but you're white.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that's in it's it's part of the thing, right.
Speaker 1: But that's like that was a really unique situation because
Speaker 1: the football community. Football is are very homophobic sport, extremely
Speaker 1: homophobiic is it? Yeah, I mean I guess, nah, you
Speaker 1: probably right. Yeah, yeah, No, I mean most don't know
Speaker 1: why I said. I guess like we're having a Yes,
Speaker 1: I know it is. I've been in the locker room.
Speaker 3: It's a homophobis number one probably NASCAR, Yeah you're ranking now,
Speaker 3: if you're ranking, I would, but NBA's got to be
Speaker 3: up there too. I'm just going off of my experience.
Speaker 3: You don't know JP. I mean, you guys are sweet.
Speaker 2: This is why we took his mic. Yeah, weed is
Speaker 2: just like, uh, the kid's term for gay.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Oh really, It's like yeah, it's kind of like trendy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, man, imagine when the word sweet gets canceled. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're coming for you. The fact will be done.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, the black culture came up with sweet. So
Speaker 3: I was kind of this man's kind of sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it means he's gay exactly. Yeah, I probably explained. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is the most homophobic sports This is an article. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where they're trying to pinpoint where it's from.
Speaker 2: We thought this was the original idea. We could just
Speaker 2: go out, Yeah, I can go off of mine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I legit.
Speaker 1: When that all happened, I had teammates reaching out to
Speaker 1: other teammates asking if it was true, and then only
Speaker 1: like my close teammate friends would next me like hey, bro,
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like seriously bring you absolutely well. You have like
Speaker 3: a your trouble and kind of my trouble. I guess
Speaker 3: is like you have like a joke and but also
Speaker 3: a serious business like you legitimately play. Yeah, that part's real. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's I I actually step on the field.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some of this other stuff is a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a I guess a fugazi.
Speaker 3: Right, So you don't know where, like you don't know
Speaker 3: where the line is about what this part's a joke.
Speaker 3: But then like once you get off, like you're you
Speaker 3: if you make it to the league, you have to
Speaker 3: be a dog. Yeah, an absolute and dead serious. But
Speaker 3: this side you have to be it's a joke, Starre. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's funny you say that because there is a line.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing I dislike the most about sports.
Speaker 3: It's like finding the line because people think, like, to
Speaker 3: be good at your job, you only have to be
Speaker 3: serious one hundred percent. And like people like with the podcast,
Speaker 3: if you're like, oh, this guy, this guy needs to
Speaker 3: just focus on ball, It's like, well, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not playing Call of Duty. Some guys play Call
Speaker 1: of Duty for seven hours a day. I just do
Speaker 1: a podcast for an hour two hours a day.
Speaker 3: We have free we have some free time. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: got some freaking a lot of my time. We got
Speaker 3: a lot of boys in here too, got a lot
Speaker 3: of boys they take care of it. Got a lot
Speaker 3: of boys hanging out. What are you supposed to do
Speaker 3: if you like a lot of or you allowed to
Speaker 3: do in your free time? Can you hunt?
Speaker 1: Can you do anything that wouldn't involve if you getting hurt,
Speaker 1: so they can't like surf or like uh, snowboard or
Speaker 1: do anything really any other.
Speaker 2: On your Yeah, but you're talking about the lines like
Speaker 2: uh with with your job, like where is your line?
Speaker 3: Well, we try to do so we would try to
Speaker 3: do we make fun of everything, and we would try
Speaker 3: to make if that if we let's say we were
Speaker 3: making a joke about Kim Kardashian or and then somebody
Speaker 3: my agent can't. I mean, this has never happened, but
Speaker 3: my agent came to me before the show is like, Hey,
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian's coming to the shop, and if I would
Speaker 3: remove that joke, that's the line. Like any joke I
Speaker 3: would tell about anybody, I would do it to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't tell would you say, hey, Kim's
Speaker 1: here and then going on him?
Speaker 3: That's probably And I was like, and I was thinking
Speaker 3: about not doing this joke because she was here, but
Speaker 3: I was like, I'll go for it. Yeah, like we
Speaker 3: make a joke about Obama or Trump? I was like,
Speaker 3: Trump was here, he would think that was funny.
Speaker 1: Who's a Who's a celebrity that you would have to
Speaker 1: that would come to your show and like five minutes
Speaker 1: before you go on, they'd be like, hey, so and
Speaker 1: sociated and you'd be like.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I love this. What would make you like more nervous?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm trying to think of like we had
Speaker 3: a we had a I mean we had a good
Speaker 3: run of like Fauci jokes. Yeah, yea Fauci came to
Speaker 3: your show, a little nerve wracking for you.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome to just get them up there
Speaker 1: and be like, so tell us something like vaccine for real? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what's going on here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just between us mikes. The mike's off looks.
Speaker 1: Like from a celebrity standpoy, do you think there's ever
Speaker 1: because once you're in the world, like I mean, you're
Speaker 1: definitely in the world, Like you are a well known comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people know who are who falls comedy knows you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so there gets to a point it's like when
Speaker 1: do you stop looking at these other celebrities like celebrities
Speaker 1: and start looking them as peers.
Speaker 3: As your buddies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so what I'm my my question is what
Speaker 1: is that uprestaurant? We're like, hey, that's still a big
Speaker 1: time celebrity to me.
Speaker 2: Well, we wouldn't we wouldn't go.
Speaker 3: I would never do anything like look up to anyone
Speaker 3: else that was also a comedian. So like if you're
Speaker 3: in the green room and like I did a show
Speaker 3: with like Dave Chappelle one time, I opened, but I
Speaker 3: can't be like, bro, can we get a photo like that?
Speaker 3: If somebody came in the locker room there was drafted
Speaker 3: and asked for a photo, you'd be like, well that
Speaker 3: has happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But it is one of those things going to be peers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's one of those deals where you kind
Speaker 1: of like look at it. You're like, damn, this is
Speaker 1: kind of a wild situation. The yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: that out.
Speaker 3: There nine years skateboarding, that's what he's Yeah, I've had
Speaker 3: these little dusters for a while, So a little flake
Speaker 3: hanging out the toe. I had to get that real quick.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't look, bro, boy do a kickflip.
Speaker 1: But you you look at that, you kind of with
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, I kind of hope there's an open like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get everybody. Le's get a photo of everyone real quick,
Speaker 1: and then you get as close as him.
Speaker 2: As possible, try to ease it in there.
Speaker 3: Let me get it right here.
Speaker 2: Then I saw that guy kind of shim me into
Speaker 2: the middle.
Speaker 3: If he I mean, yeah, I wouldn't if anybody that's also.
Speaker 3: But the funny thing about comics is like if you
Speaker 3: saw if you saw Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise that
Speaker 3: like like Kane Prime or something, you'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you saw any comedian, you'd go over the house, yeah,
Speaker 3: to have him up real quick, because the comic is
Speaker 3: like you if it's if a comic is good, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart has not sniffed a commercial airline in ten years,
Speaker 3: more than ten years. And you think he's by the way,
Speaker 3: like Nate Nate PARKATSI, he lives here, he's one of our.
Speaker 3: He's like, dude, you'd have no idea how huge that
Speaker 3: guy is. But it too to the audience and to
Speaker 3: his like his like topics are like very every man,
Speaker 3: and that's what's great about a comic. Major. Look, he's
Speaker 3: like one of you making fun of up there corporations
Speaker 3: or the president or whoever. But the comic is one
Speaker 3: of you, very relatable, so you would never I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say THEO, but are we allowed to
Speaker 3: say that or not?
Speaker 2: Can say his name.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say. I don't say his name.
Speaker 2: Mike's got cut off. Yeah yeah, yeah, well THEO. THEO
Speaker 2: is a very unique mind.
Speaker 1: And so when he started talking about me and Will
Speaker 1: gets it gets into one of those deals where we're like,
Speaker 1: we're going to war knowing we're gonna lose this war.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how you're gonna get in a microphone against
Speaker 1: theovonn and win?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's gonna be tough, be tough.
Speaker 1: It just works at a different speed. Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: ever met another man with his mind?
Speaker 3: Never? I tell everybody, I go, dude, if you I go, hey,
Speaker 3: this guy is like on another that's like unlike anything
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. And everybody just like let it, like,
Speaker 3: just enjoy it for what it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but it's incredible.
Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like like you're obviously a funny comedian,
Speaker 1: but do you ever feel like a level of jealousy
Speaker 1: to other comedians the way their minds work?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Everybody does? I think name a comedian that i'd
Speaker 3: be jealous of. Let's see. I mean, well, you just.
Speaker 2: See the way their brain works, and you're like, damn, bro,
Speaker 2: just has it like that this guy, well, uh, and
Speaker 2: just said Andrew Schultz. He's a guy.
Speaker 1: He's the guy that he seems like he's getting on
Speaker 1: top of the world. He's on top of the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and any other comic. By the way, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say jealous. I was jealous of their art, not jealous
Speaker 3: of people know them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go yeah, more. The Rising Tide lifts all boats.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Everyone everybody else does good. It's good for everybody.
Speaker 3: If people love your podcast, let's go find more podcasts
Speaker 3: for everybody.
Speaker 1: How do you when you make those relationships with those
Speaker 1: types of guys? Is there a level of because, like
Speaker 1: you say, Rising Tide Lifts all boats? Yeah, you're looking
Speaker 1: at these other comedians. Everyone's got a podcast now. Everyone
Speaker 1: does skits, everyone does shows, Like, is there a level
Speaker 1: of sketches?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do sketches. My fault, your little skits, you
Speaker 3: little ski Yeah yeah, my bad, my bad. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: seen a couple of those little skits. They're solid. Dude,
Speaker 3: saw the football the football coach. One class. It's a class.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 3: Like at the like a family, like a family reunion
Speaker 3: when I was like in middle school, like a skip yeah,
Speaker 3: but you don't do you do sketches nothing but the
Speaker 3: football one put that that. I bet that is made me.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Three million dollars.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that bit. I don't know that number like that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how to say like that,
Speaker 3: but I'm trying to put an an estimate.
Speaker 2: On Yeah, someone was like getting that kind of attraction necessary.
Speaker 3: It wasn't unecessary, but I'm trying to the magnitude of
Speaker 3: I mean a kid came up to me yesterday in
Speaker 3: the airport. Dude, are either a football coach? I go
Speaker 3: if they say that, I just go, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: not the game anymore?
Speaker 2: Game anymore?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: They let me go for that. They let me go
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You when you're with these comedians, do you like in
Speaker 1: the back of your mind, like how do I do
Speaker 1: a sketch with this guy? Like you look at a
Speaker 1: Gillian Keeps for instance, those guys like, yeah, how do
Speaker 1: you get in there with that?
Speaker 3: Well that's every so everybody you want to write, I
Speaker 3: like to write what's in my head, act with in
Speaker 3: my head, and I like to get actors to play
Speaker 3: my things. Yeah, so I don't We've I've partnered up
Speaker 3: sometime with like Trevor Wallace, Trey Kennedy, some other local
Speaker 3: comics to be in my videos. But I think we
Speaker 3: we all look at each other as like it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, Michael Jordan wanted to play against the best
Speaker 3: and like a worthy adversary. We don't look at him.
Speaker 3: We're like, oh, I hope he gets canceled. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean no, we don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that one name, that foot in your mind
Speaker 1: went out real fast.
Speaker 2: We don't we you would hope that he Yeah, you
Speaker 2: don't hope that you would hope.
Speaker 3: You're like you watch other people's stuff right there, bits
Speaker 3: their angles, and you go, you go like, ah, man's
Speaker 3: a great joke. Yeah, I got it makes you want
Speaker 3: to go back and write and hone your stuff and
Speaker 3: make it better. Not I I wish.
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Speaker 1: this episode before we gets another app When you when
Speaker 1: you look at somebody else's writing writing jokes, like, how
Speaker 1: do you not steal jokes? It's gotta be one of
Speaker 1: the harder things to do, especially when you find somebody
Speaker 1: that's similar to you, You're like, oh, I could rewire
Speaker 1: this just a little bit.
Speaker 2: I have moved That's like, that's like the golden rule, right,
Speaker 2: fire it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, so somebody came up and told me a
Speaker 3: joke like in the you should say X, Y and
Speaker 3: Z my like meet and greet or something to go.
Speaker 3: You should add this to that joke. And I did
Speaker 3: it the next night and it crushed. I was like like,
Speaker 3: oh real, No, I didn't like it that they were
Speaker 3: like off the street and they were like do this
Speaker 3: and it worked. You Like, I don't like this is individual.
Speaker 3: This wasn't another comedian.
Speaker 1: You were doing like some meet and greet and some
Speaker 1: dude comes up to you and goes a couple of
Speaker 1: suggestions and did you.
Speaker 3: A napping That's not gonna work? And then I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: well there might work, And then I wanted did it
Speaker 3: take you?
Speaker 1: After that conversation, we were like, fuck, that might actually
Speaker 1: do something the next show? Well yeah, like that night,
Speaker 1: were you like laying there in bed and just be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god that it was.
Speaker 3: A matinee and we had ah. So I did it
Speaker 3: the same day rush and I hated it. I hated
Speaker 3: the person really. Yeah, I can ever reach out to
Speaker 3: him and tell him, hey, thank you. No, yeah, forget that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I think voted himself. Yes, that's a great joke. Like
Speaker 3: I think you get. There's a little bit of like
Speaker 3: if somebody everybody can everybody has like gender jokes, now, yeah, everybody,
Speaker 3: but there's a certain angle if you do one, somebody
Speaker 3: else's is better.
Speaker 2: Like like let's say Jim.
Speaker 3: Gaffigan has like the like hot pocket, he has the
Speaker 3: greatest bit of all time about hot pockets. You're like,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't do a hot pocket bit. We're like, well
Speaker 3: you can. Yeah, you're gonna be embarrassed because his if
Speaker 3: you have one better than his, go go ahead to
Speaker 3: head with him.
Speaker 2: There's only one one way to find out, and that's
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 3: Go for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the gender thing too, that just seems like
Speaker 1: it's like snl DU. They just take whatever's going on
Speaker 1: in the world and they're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that. Yeah. And then and also but then
Speaker 3: they add this element of not being funny.
Speaker 2: So they're doing great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, some hitters here and there have actually
Speaker 3: every people here and there that are good. You know
Speaker 3: what I said, We talked about this on our petcast,
Speaker 3: our podcast is the thing they do with the switching
Speaker 3: jokes for each other when Michael check that is so funny. Okay,
Speaker 3: that is funny, it is, I agree. But every SNEL
Speaker 3: is very progressive, very you know, they don't make any jokes.
Speaker 1: Can see what you're leaning. While we I spent this
Speaker 1: podcast twenty three minutes in. I found out where you're saying,
Speaker 1: can we.
Speaker 2: Get this American flag back here?
Speaker 3: Why is it? Yeah? We have a handshake, yeah forty
Speaker 3: five guy, but keep going, yeah, but keep going anyway.
Speaker 3: That's not like about that but just like just think
Speaker 3: about it from the primaries and I'm just I don't
Speaker 3: know I was gonna make up I don't know what
Speaker 3: the primaries are or like the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think anybody knows. No one really
Speaker 1: started following politics till us to sixteen.
Speaker 2: Now, who has that joke?
Speaker 3: Who has that joke about like we shouldn't like we
Speaker 3: know too many of the people in politics. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: we shouldn't in our day to day lives know who
Speaker 3: Mitch McConnell is. By nature of that job, you shouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know who. I don't know who said that,
Speaker 2: but I know Shane, I know is a joke.
Speaker 1: Thane does a bit about how like nobody watched their
Speaker 1: primaries and then like yeah, he just he's like my
Speaker 1: opponent's gay, and.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh you can do that, Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: like he's he goes, Nope, I don't know. You can
Speaker 3: just say that Blatcher just watched him. Just scale the
Speaker 3: ratings to like the be all end on the one
Speaker 3: well I was gonna say about SNL is that they're
Speaker 3: very can't make any jokes about any any any of
Speaker 3: those And they did this little like like like ornate
Speaker 3: like switch with like, but like all the jokes are
Speaker 3: they're wildly racist, wildly racist. You know the joke swap
Speaker 3: yea where the black guy and the white guy switch jokes. Yes,
Speaker 3: so I go, and these are all over TikTok. I go.
Speaker 2: So if a ten year old is like.
Speaker 3: Like a black people like gorillas or like black man
Speaker 3: can't afford to like like feed his family land this plane,
Speaker 3: what I'm saying is, I go, all these jokes are
Speaker 3: wildly inappropriate, but you've just like kind of switched it
Speaker 3: up on us. So you can now say a ten
Speaker 3: year old kid didn't know any of these things, and
Speaker 3: now he knows all of those jokes. I go, how
Speaker 3: are we like it?
Speaker 2: It's fine. I'm a comedian.
Speaker 3: I like jokes. I'm into jokes, but don't say like
Speaker 3: it's like a ventriloquist. It's like, I'm not racist, the
Speaker 3: puppet is because the puppet is like okay, but like
Speaker 3: and you're like, come on, he's saying it.
Speaker 1: The guy his mouth's not moving though, No, like your
Speaker 1: mouth's not moving. There's no way he said it fully veiled.
Speaker 3: Is this You're like, oh, he's like like Jeff Dunham
Speaker 3: is like, Ahmed that remember that when you were we
Speaker 3: were growing up, it was the terrorist and he was
Speaker 3: like saying all this stuff.
Speaker 2: It was so out of pocket, dude, I can stand him.
Speaker 2: Remember that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so annoying with the puppets, I've
Speaker 1: ever thought that was funny.
Speaker 3: And he was like this guy and he was going, oh,
Speaker 3: come on, and we shouldn't say that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, he just said it.
Speaker 3: Like this guy rolled show.
Speaker 2: But that's the s n L thing to me.
Speaker 3: It goes.
Speaker 2: But I'm fine with all those jokes. I think they're hilarious.
Speaker 3: Just don't grandstand as SNL were like, like they canceled
Speaker 3: Shane canceled Melissa Vius and you're like, get them off
Speaker 3: the show because Shane, what do you have, like a
Speaker 3: he had a racist tweet?
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to read it out loud, Jack.
Speaker 3: Or what he said? We love Shane with armor, right,
Speaker 3: there was armor and there was a weak point. That's
Speaker 3: what we can say about so this. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what we can say about that. Which like, but we
Speaker 3: never want to work for SNL. No, No, I mean
Speaker 3: unless like Republicans got in charge. Then I was just kidding. No,
Speaker 3: I don't mind I don't mind. I think everybody has.
Speaker 3: But when you say, like, I don't like you know,
Speaker 3: it's when a pastor is like, we need to like
Speaker 3: come out against like my like come out against gay marriage,
Speaker 3: and then you find out he's like in a secret
Speaker 3: like gay related Like dude, I guess don't Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe that's yeah. Yeah, everybody's the SNL just sneaking under
Speaker 3: the radar. No one's ever been like, hey, super quick.
Speaker 3: But by the way, yeah, what you guys should do
Speaker 3: is you should just make a right wing SNL. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you and a bunch of commedians. You just get together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Fine, whatever channel was willing to take that leap
Speaker 3: of faith. Right wing SNL. Yeah, right wing SNL, try
Speaker 3: to give it a run. I think Matt TV was
Speaker 3: so funny. Yeah wait what about uh? I always here
Speaker 3: that like the like gut Feld and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It's like it like beats the Tonight Show by like yeah,
Speaker 3: that's gut feled. Gutfel is like Fox. It's like Fox
Speaker 3: News like Late Night Show, the gut Fell look at
Speaker 3: the look up the show. It's like a he goes,
Speaker 3: what's gut felt? And that's wild because you live in Nashville. Yeah,
Speaker 3: look up the late night late night TV show rate
Speaker 3: that show. You ever seen that show? Never?
Speaker 2: Really, not once?
Speaker 3: Look up the late night late night ratings, all the
Speaker 3: late night that's he does like a panel show. It's like,
Speaker 3: goes up against all the late night shows.
Speaker 2: When you were when you were starting this, this, this comedy,
Speaker 2: were you ever like I want to be a movie
Speaker 2: star or I want to have my own show. I
Speaker 2: want to be a talk show host where you would
Speaker 2: look at these radios.
Speaker 3: I could do this. God fail's number one, number one?
Speaker 3: And what every late night late night TV. Yes, he
Speaker 3: beats SNL he beat No, he beats uh, look at
Speaker 3: the writings right there. He beats Colbert two more than
Speaker 3: four million total viewers. And what is it is this
Speaker 3: that's higher than the Late Show with COVID, higher than
Speaker 3: the Tonight Show? And what does he do? It's like
Speaker 3: a Chelsea Lately type show just sits around. It's like
Speaker 3: a panel show. I just roast people and but it's conservative,
Speaker 3: like that's what. Like, it's so funny that we're talking
Speaker 3: about this. Yeah, it's a while. I never thought we
Speaker 3: get on a thing like this. You're saying all the
Speaker 3: words though I'm kind of just you. You're the one.
Speaker 2: You're the one doing it. I'm down to have this
Speaker 2: conversation as long as I can stay in the same going.
Speaker 3: To clip this and use it against you. We're you're
Speaker 3: saying no, no, don't be irloquist to me all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, it's my mouth not moving. But like Taylor said, this,
Speaker 3: Jeff done of me. You chucked out on me. I
Speaker 3: put on media.
Speaker 2: He's not saying it.
Speaker 3: The puppet is like in the when I lived in
Speaker 3: LA when like that Hillary Trump election was happening, and
Speaker 3: like couldn't find a soult you couldn't find a Trump flag.
Speaker 2: You couldn't find a Trump nothing.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: It was on in the basement of their house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but everyone.
Speaker 3: It's the same with like it's same with like Adam Carolla,
Speaker 3: he has a podcast huge, Like all the biggest podcasts
Speaker 3: are like this isn't I'm not even he was speaking facts.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking fact. You're just speaking fast.
Speaker 3: And Shapiro I just one like all those guys like
Speaker 3: Matt Watsh is the biggest, but you can't find anybody around.
Speaker 2: It's like I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like Adam Carolla, he's like speaking just the most
Speaker 3: truth out and no one listens. But the podcast is
Speaker 3: number one. Yeah, you go, what's going on? Right? Everybody
Speaker 3: has to be like the secret I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: like the underground railroad, but that's probably not a good
Speaker 3: analogy now, especially where we've been going in this whole podcast.
Speaker 3: You're trying to take this down. If underground rail robust
Speaker 3: the boys kids.
Speaker 1: When I say any of this, bro, I said, we
Speaker 1: know of this underground railroad.
Speaker 2: That's a tough yeah, but keep going, dude, not fucking
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 3: I'm loving this.
Speaker 2: It's not standing just its like nobody can.
Speaker 3: Nobody can. It's like, uh would to be like, I
Speaker 3: mean not anymore because they've kind of like somehow even
Speaker 3: come back around themselves. But like six seven years ago Nickelback, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's not it's a hack.
Speaker 2: Joke now, but like Nickelback's the worst band ever.
Speaker 3: Hem you know where they play when they come to town,
Speaker 3: Nissan Stadium. Right, who's going, right, everybody? We have Nickelback fans.
Speaker 3: The Nickelback came on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I literally told them when I was like thirteen, fourteen
Speaker 1: years old, all my classrooms Nickelbacks sucks.
Speaker 2: They're the worst. I'd be like, hell, yeah they do.
Speaker 3: I didn't know, yeah at all, I knew like for
Speaker 3: you other songs like hell, they were all awesome songs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know Nickelback's terrible sheep. Yeah it turned on
Speaker 3: your Spotify there's the top five songs. Yeah, like there's
Speaker 3: a lot of Nickelback in here. So what do you
Speaker 3: think that is?
Speaker 1: Go ahead and don't dive into mainstream media and why
Speaker 1: that's a that's not real?
Speaker 3: Why? So? Yeah? Well why is gut Fell the biggest
Speaker 3: and no one is having a hard time understanding Gutfeld?
Speaker 3: It's so okay. It's like wing Tonight Show. Tonight Show,
Speaker 3: yeah is it? Yeah, that's a good way. The talk
Speaker 3: show on Fox News.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on Fox News late nights.
Speaker 3: More like entertainment drill than actually talk to the hardcore
Speaker 3: red folks though they say Fox News is liberal now too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah they've even turned on it. Yeah all right,
Speaker 3: so why why like we make it? We have these
Speaker 3: jokes at are show. I go, everyone is like in
Speaker 3: real life, like such a good person, but inside like yeah,
Speaker 3: I say, my whole show is just the.
Speaker 2: Group text with your buddies out loud. I love that's all.
Speaker 3: That's a great analogy. Yes, and we're like, John, do
Speaker 3: you care about children? Yes, of course. Would you like
Speaker 3: to donate a dollar to help children? No, no chance.
Speaker 3: Would you like to write your meal is seven dollars
Speaker 3: and ninety eight cents? Would you like to round up children? Nah?
Speaker 3: Good on that. No way, but is bad inside.
Speaker 1: But you find the way and you're in your Yeah,
Speaker 1: just absolutely move on from that. You find a way
Speaker 1: to be a tailed person. Next question.
Speaker 2: At the end of this year, I'm going to invite
Speaker 2: people to get saved. At the end, it all happens.
Speaker 3: It's everyone.
Speaker 2: They're bad. You have people in a blender talking like that.
Speaker 3: Dang dude, this guy got a.
Speaker 2: Psychology that you have on people is crazy.
Speaker 1: But you look at you watch your you watch your
Speaker 1: stand up, and it seems like I mean you do
Speaker 1: like I would let my kids sit down and watch
Speaker 1: it and enjoy it, and it's like funny.
Speaker 2: But it's like good, you got in doctrinate early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're not talking about like you know, Bill
Speaker 1: Burr or Gillis or you know these guys that are
Speaker 1: coming out there with the.
Speaker 3: Well, everybody, like everybody, everybody needs to be themselves. So
Speaker 3: like if you got a com I grew up like
Speaker 3: I just wasn't allowed to swear in my house. That
Speaker 3: was a preacher. We lived in the South. We were homeschooled,
Speaker 3: so like I called my brother a butt head one
Speaker 3: time and I got my mouth washed out. Was so good.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should do that too for your kids.
Speaker 3: I do. Yeah. Well, so so that's just how I
Speaker 3: grew up. And that's like kind of the world you
Speaker 3: I see the world. And so we need we need
Speaker 3: all all the comedians to like you take it from
Speaker 3: that way, I'll take it from this way stupor like
Speaker 3: Andrew Dice Clays like yeah, like all those guys that
Speaker 3: came before us that are very dirty, and then like
Speaker 3: some people are. We need everybody and everybody's like comic
Speaker 3: comic comedy is very subjective, where like you could be
Speaker 3: like this hilarious. You show your wife. She's like, I
Speaker 3: don't think it's funny. You're like, how it's very You
Speaker 3: can't you can't say another comedian is not funny. It's
Speaker 3: not funny to you. Yeah, that's it. Like football is objective.
Speaker 3: That guy's good, that guy's not. Everybody there's a there's
Speaker 3: levels of grays. In some areas there is there is
Speaker 3: a black and white he's good or he's not. And
Speaker 3: then once you get to the he's good parts, like
Speaker 3: how good are we talking? Yeah? Is he great? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I guess there's ticket sales and I guess followers maybe,
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't even say that because some guys came up,
Speaker 3: came around before, like Zany's is like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: a very unique time of comedy because they're open every day,
Speaker 3: every day of the week. It's sold out one day Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 3: You got these like niche niche like podcasters and likes
Speaker 3: not a good.
Speaker 2: Word, No, you're good. Yeah, you got close to being
Speaker 2: a bad word.
Speaker 3: Wow. All right, I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm done with that. Yeah it was the puppet,
Speaker 3: it was yeah, uh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: These niches, it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, thursdays sold out.
Speaker 3: These niches like podcasts and like comics that are like
Speaker 3: huge internet followings and like the lines wrapped around the building.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know who they are.
Speaker 3: Then you got these like killers on the weekend, not
Speaker 3: the weekends, it's different now, but that you you got
Speaker 3: these guys that came up in the game but don't
Speaker 3: have social media presence and are just killers and can't
Speaker 3: fill the place.
Speaker 2: Why do you think that it is just because social
Speaker 2: media plays such a big role.
Speaker 3: But there's they're great comics, and sometimes you get a
Speaker 3: comic in there that is that has a huge following
Speaker 3: but is not good at comedy.
Speaker 2: The then that hurts comedy.
Speaker 3: It goes.
Speaker 2: I went to say he's one time, and it was
Speaker 2: this guy that he didn't know what.
Speaker 3: He was doing.
Speaker 2: I mean, some guys that can fill it up, will
Speaker 2: do like a Q and a yeah.
Speaker 1: But is there a time and a place for that though,
Speaker 1: like doing crowd work and working on stuff yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Like we had a Steve Burn on here and he
Speaker 1: says he goes on legend, He'll just go and play
Speaker 1: do twenty five minutes and just.
Speaker 3: Do just crowd crowd work, yeah the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's one of the if you've ever seen Steve burn
Speaker 3: do it when he's when it's going, yeah, nothing better.
Speaker 1: Would you say there's guys out there that came on
Speaker 1: the scene real fast, but they're not good comics. If
Speaker 1: it's bad for comedy, Yeah, what makes it bad for
Speaker 1: comedy just because somebody saw their show once, They're like,
Speaker 1: comedy is not for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, so doing a live stand up show is I've
Speaker 3: been doing stand up for twelve years. I on became
Speaker 3: popular like five years ago, so I had seven years
Speaker 3: of that math, right, I had seven years of like
Speaker 3: going on the weekends in the bars and like getting
Speaker 3: honing the craft to make it a good show. Sometimes
Speaker 3: guys pop off doing the skits. And then I had
Speaker 3: no idea that was that kind of a word. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry for saying that. It's kind of like never again.
Speaker 3: Never again. It's like I'm not going to make another
Speaker 3: joke because I feel like I'm kind of thin ice
Speaker 3: here on this. No no, no, you're.
Speaker 1: This has been outstanding. I really I've really enjoyed this,
Speaker 1: especially because you don't like we never really like talked.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and so twice but yeah and then
Speaker 3: he gets pink eye yeah on his own on his
Speaker 3: own accord, like this decided we warts into a microphone
Speaker 3: on Saturday, has pink I'm onny only we only we
Speaker 3: led him off the hook for that because he has
Speaker 3: a kid. Otherwise, if you're a single dude, out there
Speaker 3: with pink eye. That's tough.
Speaker 2: Well, you're doing some crazy stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough to justify. I think that with the
Speaker 3: kid thing, I think you can get it that way
Speaker 3: you have kids. I don't have any kids.
Speaker 2: I had two kids. I've never had pink eye.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it's also Will is not here to defend himself.
Speaker 3: I'm not. This is what I was This is what
Speaker 3: I was thinking on the way over, is like, like
Speaker 3: we there's like a lot of like celebrity pastors and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. Like a lot of pastors are becoming
Speaker 3: like famous now, and like they don't like if they
Speaker 3: are not preaching that Sunday morning, they won't like advertise
Speaker 3: because they want because if if that pastor is not there,
Speaker 3: nobody comes to church because they want to hear the personality.
Speaker 3: So like, do you does Will like does he want
Speaker 3: this episode to do worse? So he good question? Or
Speaker 3: does if he's like, dude, this episode was like double
Speaker 3: in views. We're good with that, Like he doesn't you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Yeah, I don't know. Or does
Speaker 3: he want it to be like marginally worse but still
Speaker 3: charting does do well though he doesn't want it to
Speaker 3: be like double I.
Speaker 2: Think regardless, this was gonna do well because you're you're
Speaker 2: on this point.
Speaker 3: I was saying, out of pocket. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think uh.
Speaker 2: I mean I could sit here and pretend like Will
Speaker 2: would care, but I don't think he would. Dude, he
Speaker 2: seems yeah, he's yeah, he's doing We're all just trying to, yeah,
Speaker 2: try to make ship in the right direction.
Speaker 3: So like if there's somebody like uh, like uh, Jimmy Fallons,
Speaker 3: like out for two weeks and somebody hosts the Tonight
Speaker 3: Show and they're like, dude, you you kind of hope
Speaker 3: ratings are down. Yeah, you would in that situation if
Speaker 3: you have any kind of ego, if it was an
Speaker 3: individual if this was an individual sport, and I was
Speaker 3: it was like, you know, just my podcast, and then
Speaker 3: I had to get out and Will came in and
Speaker 3: Will was not in the podcast anything like that.
Speaker 2: I just crushed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny. It was this, he's that, and
Speaker 3: I should let him just have it, I guess, just
Speaker 3: let him do it. Yeah, if you're not there, because
Speaker 3: like we had we had used to go to a
Speaker 3: church in la where the past it was like justin
Speaker 3: Bieber's church and this the very very on the church
Speaker 3: or on the church. No, he didn't he went to
Speaker 3: the church. It was felt like, you know, the Kardashians
Speaker 3: would come there and all the time. It was very cross point.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but like it's like cross point, but like
Speaker 3: real celebrities go there. Yeah, it's a little different. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's just weird. It was just unnecessary, no need for that.
Speaker 1: You pulled a little bit of truth there, because nationals
Speaker 1: like that come on. There's a lot of people out
Speaker 1: here and there's somebody that they're not tough. It's a
Speaker 1: tough look, it is. But at the same time, sometimes
Speaker 1: you had to pretend like you're somebody until you become somebody.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess. But like the biggest people in
Speaker 3: this town are like the kindest people ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see Brad Paisley, and who's the biggest in
Speaker 2: this town? Right was here last night? It's probably Swift.
Speaker 3: Didn't live here.
Speaker 2: I don't think she lives.
Speaker 3: She does, she does. There was always rumors floating around
Speaker 3: she lives wherever he lives, wherever she wants, he lives
Speaker 3: she wants Yeah, like, well, no, probably Swift.
Speaker 2: I've never.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if Bob would be a
Speaker 3: good example politically, he's on the right page. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: just joking, dude, I'm just jokeing. These are jokes, by
Speaker 3: the way, Yeah, no, they're not. Dude. Before we got
Speaker 3: on here, dude, he took his he took his MAGA
Speaker 3: hat off.
Speaker 1: He's like, let's do this thing. Makes a lot of
Speaker 1: it's all. I'm all connecting the dots now, Dude. I
Speaker 1: had a big flag in his truck as he pulled up.
Speaker 3: To came out. Made a big change.
Speaker 1: Everybody like, I want to stay on that. Who do
Speaker 1: Who is the biggest person in Nashville?
Speaker 2: You think? I think he's in Texas. I think Garth
Speaker 2: Books is in Texas.
Speaker 1: Also, Alex, if you want to speak at the microphone,
Speaker 1: yeah you should know.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Garth might be it. But yeah, you're right. A
Speaker 2: lot of people you meet.
Speaker 3: Earth Brooks that like TGI Fridays to be like what's up.
Speaker 3: There's no like the La la celebrity is different. These
Speaker 3: people like if you saw Brad Payte, But they've all
Speaker 3: come through. They've all come through Zanies, Keith Urban, Nicole
Speaker 3: kimm and Brad Pays, Luke Bryan.
Speaker 2: They're all like, what's up dead? That's awesome, all of them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them.
Speaker 2: I love that. Is there a reason why you decided
Speaker 2: to leave LA?
Speaker 3: Wow? Does what we just talked about have anything to
Speaker 3: do with you leaving La?
Speaker 2: That in the politics?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wellising the celebrities so we would get like we
Speaker 3: would get like booking requests to like and we started.
Speaker 2: I moved here because we started touring by bus.
Speaker 3: So like we have we have the whole southeast region. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you go, you can go to night, you can do
Speaker 3: like Nashville, Louisville, Lexington, Chattanooga, Augusta, Macon, Atlanta, Birmingham, Hunts
Speaker 3: Like every ninety miles is like a new markets right there.
Speaker 3: That's a good brand.
Speaker 2: It's only like three that's like right here. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 3: We'll do nine ten cities in Florida just Jacksonville, Panama City,
Speaker 3: Mobiles in Alabama. But we go like if you if
Speaker 3: you go west of Kansas City, we have six markets total.
Speaker 3: You got La, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Salt Lake, Portland. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we do good. We do well in Portland, Sacramento. That's it.
Speaker 2: So it's much better to be in this area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because they're like, this is a true fact
Speaker 3: that you guys can look it up. If somebody told
Speaker 3: me Nashville, Tennessee, is it's a ten hour drive that
Speaker 3: seventy five percent of the population of America. Of America
Speaker 3: because you can get all the way almost up to
Speaker 3: like New York City, but you can get all the
Speaker 3: way up to Ohio. That would be that you'd have
Speaker 3: to get to New York City for that to make sense.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's New York City in La right, and then Chicago.
Speaker 3: You get to Chicago. You get to Chicago. You can
Speaker 3: get all the way to Kansas City. Oh, you can't
Speaker 3: get to Dallas, speaking all the way down and then
Speaker 3: all the way over you're still busting you fly Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's out there.
Speaker 2: In the bus grind. Do you have a tour bus?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We got home this morning.
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: From where do we come from? Fort Myers?
Speaker 3: Is that does that grind never gets here? You're like, man,
Speaker 3: I wish I did something different. Oh uh no not.
Speaker 3: I love the doing it. Yeah, but I say it's
Speaker 3: probably similar to football. You're like, yeah, yeah, the game's
Speaker 3: awesome obviously, but like, come when do you have to
Speaker 3: decide if you're gonna do it again? What month?
Speaker 2: Play football game?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I can. I can take as long as I want.
Speaker 3: No like what like I like?
Speaker 2: JJ Reddick would always talk about that.
Speaker 3: He goes, it's awesome to like, but I'm I gotta
Speaker 3: get my boy, like, are you are we gonna do this? Oh?
Speaker 2: When you can go play against season?
Speaker 3: Like? It all depends. The season ends in June? Who
Speaker 3: who season? If you're in the finals, the NBA finals.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah you said football and he said,
Speaker 1: we're gonna yeah, we're gonna have to go to school
Speaker 1: here first.
Speaker 3: Okay, season ends a middle beginning of February. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: if you're on a let's say you're on a one
Speaker 3: year if you all right, you look at your wife,
Speaker 3: you look at your like, am I gonna are we
Speaker 3: doing this again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And it depends on injury.
Speaker 3: March April, yeah, because April like April twentieth, Yeah, okay
Speaker 3: is usually when OTA start.
Speaker 2: And that's the and when's the first game? End of
Speaker 2: September beginning September September like eleventh is sho.
Speaker 3: So everybody loves the games. I love performing obviously, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: But you go, all right, and a lot of there's
Speaker 3: a lot of country artists like in this town that
Speaker 3: are not like making like money, money money, right, they
Speaker 3: go to keep like another album another It's just if
Speaker 3: you're not obsessed with it, it's you're done so creatively.
Speaker 1: Like what kind of toll does that take on you
Speaker 1: when you're writing new jokes? Because I'm sure, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you were the funniest kid at the picnic growing up,
Speaker 1: Like you're always telling jokes and always had something when
Speaker 1: you started, there's probably a nervous energy of just going
Speaker 1: up there last fifteen minutes of the sermon and kind
Speaker 1: of just having a good time.
Speaker 3: Got a heat and at what point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, at what point did he? It's serious for you
Speaker 1: and you're like, I got to really right stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean it's the uh I think when when you
Speaker 3: start producing specials, Yeah, so then you you've produced an
Speaker 3: hour special when everyone comes to your show, like I
Speaker 3: got a special coming out this month actually, and then.
Speaker 2: So hopefully the whole show is new.
Speaker 3: So if you watch the special buy tickets, that hour
Speaker 3: has to be new from what you just saw on videos.
Speaker 3: So anytime you release them on video, it's now cut
Speaker 3: from the live show because they don't want to see.
Speaker 3: Comedy is different from music in that way you go
Speaker 3: see music, play the hits. Yeah, all we've all heard that.
Speaker 3: We can sing a long one A comedy shows like
Speaker 3: if I hear any joke, I've already heard before. The
Speaker 3: element of surprises all we have. That's why comics are
Speaker 3: big on like not eleven the cell phones and stuff
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, does that A is that like a worldwide
Speaker 1: thing with the with the cell phones where it costs
Speaker 1: a lot of money to do that put it in
Speaker 1: the Yeah, like Bill Bird, Bill Bird and Fenway Park
Speaker 1: with the I go.
Speaker 3: I mean it was like two hours before everyone was
Speaker 3: seated because everyone has to put their cell phone in
Speaker 3: a They give you this magnetic pouch and they click
Speaker 3: it clothes so you can still like so that nobody
Speaker 3: wants there, But who's going to watch this a grainy
Speaker 3: cell phone video from a screen in the middle of
Speaker 3: the Fenway Park?
Speaker 2: You know sometimes you do that. I've watched a bootleg film,
Speaker 2: have you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, people getting up and walking uh the
Speaker 3: middle of the film. Like yeah, Well, the problem comedy
Speaker 3: now is like all the all TikTok is is just
Speaker 3: crowd work.
Speaker 2: Something going bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, somebody yelling out something out of pocket,
Speaker 3: and then it's like, oh, like a prepared, like planned
Speaker 3: bit of social commentary is like what what loser got?
Speaker 3: Like prepared? It's not. But you just go out there,
Speaker 3: like where do you live and you're like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: like is this your wife?
Speaker 2: No, it's my sister ah.
Speaker 3: Or whatever you yeah, whatever that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's a lot of that. Yeah, a lot of that.
Speaker 3: Well that's the easiest cause people don't understand comics don't
Speaker 3: want to burn material, so you don't want to put it. Oh,
Speaker 3: so you have to have something holstered at all time.
Speaker 3: You don't want to post it because if you posted,
Speaker 3: they go that's layers. They come to the show, they
Speaker 3: don't want to see that. So if you have a
Speaker 3: iconic bit, you're hoping that doesn't make it to the internet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but isn't there guys like uh, I always a
Speaker 1: big Dane Cook guy, which I feel like every time
Speaker 1: I talk to a comedian and they're like, oh, Dan Cook, No.
Speaker 2: Dane Cook done has done a lot for comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so you're a pro Dane Cook guy. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: I wasn't. But then I found out a voted Republican.
Speaker 3: So I was like, you know, I just kidd no more.
Speaker 3: That's the last one. That's the last one. But he
Speaker 3: would he'd had the co he had like the kool
Speaker 3: Aid guy joke, and then like his next special would
Speaker 3: come out and he'd be like say something the cool
Speaker 3: a guy everyone lose. Yeah, do like at you do,
Speaker 3: like if it's iconic like that. I mean like Brian
Speaker 3: Reagan used to do like a like an Encore and
Speaker 3: then he'd go yell out old bits. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 3: you can kind of do it that right if you
Speaker 3: have like transcendent ones, but you don't really want to.
Speaker 3: I mean if you do in a bit like too
Speaker 3: long and people start like, you can tell a joke
Speaker 3: has like diminishing returns if you're like obviously a lot
Speaker 3: of things are timely. So if you're talking about any
Speaker 3: COVID jokes now or like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Move on what he's doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a lot of them are done like in
Speaker 3: a way that it's like about the side effects two
Speaker 3: years later. If what you're talking about, I saw this
Speaker 3: guy were driving his car and he was wearing a mask.
Speaker 3: What's that like, dude, yeah doing Yeah, that's been but
Speaker 3: that bit crushed.
Speaker 2: That horse is dead.
Speaker 3: But that horse was running so hard for you first,
Speaker 3: so you're like, I'm gonna just I'm gonna keep betting
Speaker 3: on this horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep going till it the wheels just absolutely fall off.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's like probably a lot of athletes are
Speaker 3: probably similar, like, dude, this was the move. I don't
Speaker 3: know this for so long, and you're like, dude, you
Speaker 3: gotta yeah.
Speaker 1: There was like uh for my position, it'd be like
Speaker 1: being a pitcher, like you gotta sit there, you have
Speaker 1: your fastball of how you handle a pass, and then
Speaker 1: you kind of play the game.
Speaker 3: I had like three four moves. I just consistent. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: going that type of thing. I'm a big Braves fan.
Speaker 3: And he came out of the bullpen. He's like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start. That's a different that's a different energy for
Speaker 3: pitching six and I have seven innings, Like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: just come through some heat out of the and close
Speaker 3: this game or rip them. Yeah, or Kobe switched his
Speaker 3: game up when he got older. A lot of people
Speaker 3: have adjusted there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to sometimes. I mean by the time
Speaker 1: catchers up with all of us.
Speaker 3: Well, so like a lot of so dang Cook, so
Speaker 3: you go when he was me and Nate Parganzi had
Speaker 3: this covert here right now, My god, I'm just rocked
Speaker 3: his hoodie.
Speaker 2: I know, I was looking at you. I can't imagine
Speaker 2: what he's going through right now.
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 2: That's not is that my part of it? We can't
Speaker 2: got me to open it up for you.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is it hot?
Speaker 1: That's right, that's raint, but that's not part of this podcast.
Speaker 1: What a horrible time they interrupt you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm good with that. It's just lead paint.
Speaker 3: We'll be all right. As Jack's joke that, yeah, well
Speaker 3: all right, so dank Cook if he goes, hey, dude,
Speaker 3: I was like when I was like when he was
Speaker 3: doing arenas. You're making all these jokes about like, you know,
Speaker 3: drinking or I don't know what he's talking about drinking
Speaker 3: or hooking up with girls in college and all these stuff.
Speaker 3: But you got to understand, well, those people now have
Speaker 3: have mortgages and kids in school, and like they have,
Speaker 3: they are so you have to go with them, right
Speaker 3: and you guys for the pod, you're different the stuff
Speaker 3: you were talking about at the beginning. Now you have
Speaker 3: kids and families, and it's it's because your fan base
Speaker 3: is developing too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're changing, so you should change with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's not like if you're doing that.
Speaker 3: No, it's just like freaking the boys and we're at
Speaker 3: Whiskey Road, like, dude, you got a family, bro, Yeah
Speaker 3: that you should also.
Speaker 1: Develop probably think about being a little more growing up then.
Speaker 3: Boys. So we gotta yeah, we should stop. Very good,
Speaker 3: we should stop doing what he just said. They're good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was some straight person here, all right, Well we
Speaker 3: gotta at some point, we gotta stop.
Speaker 1: It didn't cook gun on stage right now and he
Speaker 1: was sitting there at forty nine to fifty. However old
Speaker 1: you like he started being talking about bitches. Yeah, dang,
Speaker 1: Like what do we do? Did someone pulls them over
Speaker 1: the side? Like whispers in his ear. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be tough, dude, if you because the thing
Speaker 1: that always work for you is now it's outdated. And
Speaker 1: you go, what, yeah, but you But that's everybody.
Speaker 3: I guess like a lot of like and I love
Speaker 3: I'm probably one of the biggest fans like Brad Paisley,
Speaker 3: he's like you brought him up a lot. Have I?
Speaker 2: Yeah I love Bradley? Yeah have I already? Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: He sings this song like uh like like olcohol. It's
Speaker 3: like really like jingly like country. And when you were
Speaker 3: when we were like when country was like not, you
Speaker 3: were like, this is incredible, Like, uh.
Speaker 2: What's that song? I'm still a guy like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: miss her.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss is that brad Paisley like those you
Speaker 3: know the girls gonna leave them? And now you look
Speaker 3: at like like what Morgan is doing and what Ernest
Speaker 3: and Hardy and jelly roll and it's like country. It
Speaker 3: the genre has changed, so guys are talking about like
Speaker 3: real things and like you you feel like you know
Speaker 3: them and addiction and struggles it and you're like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is like I feel like I'm at church right right,
Speaker 3: And it's like what happened to you?
Speaker 2: Like because the whole thing changed. Comedy is the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like bank in like the nineties, like, well
Speaker 3: that isn't right, that's that we don't you listen.
Speaker 2: To old comedy. You're like, this isn't as funny as
Speaker 2: I Like.
Speaker 3: What's the guy that had to can arrow through as
Speaker 3: a Steve Harvey. No, no, Steve Martin, Steve Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3: That'd be a wild bit. Martin. He was like doing arenas,
Speaker 3: he was doing stadiums with these like hokey like bit
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, that's what comedy was, and so
Speaker 3: the whole, the whole, all art is always developing.
Speaker 1: When when it comes to comedy, like are you trying
Speaker 1: to always look towards the future and see like how
Speaker 1: things are going to change? You kind of just stay
Speaker 1: with what you know and you see because you do
Speaker 1: a lot of observations. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 3: Is funny, and this is why it's funny from day
Speaker 3: about Yeah, you talk about like you're like a joke
Speaker 3: about like the guy Derek Stroup is the guy that
Speaker 3: comes down the road with me and he's he's been
Speaker 3: doing this joke for the last two weeks about about
Speaker 3: bud Light. It's just been murder. Yeah, but that like
Speaker 3: that's gonna be in like three months, it's gonna be over.
Speaker 3: I would I mean, I would say easier than that.
Speaker 3: I would say maybe a month. Right, So you go,
Speaker 3: but you have to talk about what everyone else also
Speaker 3: is on their subconscious if you mentioned something that everybody
Speaker 3: doesn't know about, like if you go, dude, the A
Speaker 3: lot of comics get in trouble a lot with with
Speaker 3: TV shows, Like if you're a Game of Thrones guy,
Speaker 3: you think everybody is a Game of Thrones person because
Speaker 3: you're in it. And then you're like, dude, freaking I
Speaker 3: don't know the show Caalise and everybody goes what you go,
Speaker 3: oh shoot, And that's a lot of the LA comics
Speaker 3: they live in LA or the Austin comics and they're like, dude,
Speaker 3: this is killing. And then they go on the road
Speaker 3: to Wichita and yeah, they go, we just make we
Speaker 3: don't know what this is, right, Yeah, we don't have
Speaker 3: no Wichita, no, no chance.
Speaker 2: The don't even have the.
Speaker 3: Internet barely, they barely got it out there. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: having like a like I feel like religion, I mean
Speaker 3: your hold that stand up in Birmingham like that you
Speaker 3: can you can sit on that for a while. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean like that's been written, that's been around for
Speaker 3: a while. The religion has been around, it's been around
Speaker 3: for a minute. That let's see, now everybody knows what,
Speaker 3: let's say of like Christianity, everybody in here. Does everybody
Speaker 3: know who David and Goliath is? Yes, obviously. Does everybody
Speaker 3: know what knows arc is? Yes? Yes? And these are
Speaker 3: religious or not. I have no idea, but we just
Speaker 3: know it because I don't know how. Yeah, we just
Speaker 3: how do you know about that?
Speaker 1: Just grow up and people tell you, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: go to what like everybody at some point has been
Speaker 1: to church write at some point, and you know what
Speaker 1: else do you know about it?
Speaker 3: Uh? They meet on Sunday. Uh, you gotta pay, you
Speaker 3: gotta they gotta pay money. Uh yeah, allegedly depends. Uh
Speaker 3: there's a preach like the but I don't talk about
Speaker 3: anything that's too Like I have this joke about Uh
Speaker 3: this is like the most in depth Bible joke, and
Speaker 3: you guys will probably all get it. I go. Everybody's
Speaker 3: naming their kids after Bible character, Like my name is John,
Speaker 3: named after John the Baptist. Me and I go, I
Speaker 3: don't like, I go this guy baptized Christ like I
Speaker 3: used to cup on it Wendy's yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I'm not right, And I go.
Speaker 3: My nephews named Ezekiel, and he's like Ezekiel was a
Speaker 3: warrior like in the like my nephew Ezekiel extreme peanut allergy.
Speaker 3: So if you don't know who that character is, you
Speaker 3: get the joke. Yeah, you're like, okay, he's like the
Speaker 3: But there's a level of an explanation too. I mean,
Speaker 3: but if if you said Ezekiel to me, I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's Doe.
Speaker 2: Have no idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like if you go to like a trying
Speaker 3: to think, if you went to like a like earthquake.
Speaker 2: You know what earthquake is, right, like the national disaster.
Speaker 3: No, okay, earthquake is. It's a good that's the same thing,
Speaker 3: same thing as Gutfeld. This guy knows nothing is I
Speaker 3: don't even know why I'm here, right, earthquake. You should
Speaker 3: have just done this show by comedian Earthquake. He's a comedian.
Speaker 3: He's one of the greatest of all times. But Earthquake
Speaker 3: is a a urban comic only black audiences, Like it's having.
Speaker 1: It's good for you the way your podcast has been
Speaker 1: going to fling a black guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's my favorite comedian, really.
Speaker 3: Sprinkling American, like tell me, yeah, that's all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, urban comic, yes, urban.
Speaker 3: So so if he he'll sell out a show everywhere.
Speaker 3: And this is like I would say, Dave Chappelle or
Speaker 3: like Kevin Hart is like for everybody.
Speaker 2: Right, they've they they're not for.
Speaker 3: So you got gay comics, you got Jewish comics, you
Speaker 3: got Muslim comics. That's urban comic, you got uh, there's
Speaker 3: comics that are like they're they're in their sixties and
Speaker 3: they're they're just for If you went to his show,
Speaker 3: there would be things like my show, they were like
Speaker 3: I kind of get it. But if you were in
Speaker 3: that culture, like if you were the core demographic, you'd
Speaker 3: be like, this is the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: Right, And that kind of goes back to what you
Speaker 2: were saying about how like it's not for like.
Speaker 3: Or if he would be like, oh you know, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna was gonna yeah first catch of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah he goes they like he would do, and you go,
Speaker 3: I don't really know exactly, like the black community loves this,
Speaker 3: like just the little Einstein's you know what that is? No,
Speaker 3: you know that is you gotta start saying it that
Speaker 3: I know dummer as this podcast that song is okay,
Speaker 3: what is it? Who's Mitch okay, Little Einstein I went to.
Speaker 3: I went to this the like it was like a
Speaker 3: like you know, it was called the I went to
Speaker 3: to like it was in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: It was called the Universe Soul Circus.
Speaker 3: S O U L. It's like the Black Circus. I
Speaker 3: don't that's okay to say. I mean, yeah, it's called
Speaker 3: the Universe Soul Circus. Brother, you this is you're saying
Speaker 3: the words okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's going that's
Speaker 3: what it's. It's like, it's like and they came out
Speaker 3: to Little Einstein's and the yeah and and the whole
Speaker 3: yes and the whole everybody in there. I was the
Speaker 3: only white guy in there. Everybody was going nuts like
Speaker 3: that was their theme song. And I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't a part of this, right, It wasn't a
Speaker 3: part of this. I don't know what the song was.
Speaker 3: And everybody's like, right, So everybody has their like all
Speaker 3: the songs that I sang at the top of my special.
Speaker 2: If you're like in it, you're like, I can't believe
Speaker 2: he knows us. And that's all. That's all great comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get in the audience too, of your people now,
Speaker 3: if you're if you your people, everybody has their own. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just just turned into a bottom nitpick every little thing.
Speaker 2: My kid on that would be on that. Yeah, already
Speaker 2: been canceled.
Speaker 3: Black culture is really the best culture when it comes
Speaker 3: because the laughs are harder.
Speaker 2: It's it's more theatrical.
Speaker 3: If a black guy. You ever had a black guy
Speaker 3: like in the airport, like compliment your shoes.
Speaker 2: No, you see what I wear? You know, black guy?
Speaker 3: Comm I've had dude, Yeah, yeah, but I feel like
Speaker 3: I wear those because one I've had him for so long.
Speaker 3: But also I think it's funny. You know you all
Speaker 3: your teammates are black, most of them. Yeah, they think
Speaker 3: you're cool.
Speaker 2: Mhm.
Speaker 3: Situation depending.
Speaker 1: The best complement you can get from a guy is uh,
Speaker 1: it is just hey man lawan, like you're you're pretty
Speaker 1: cool for a white guy's name.
Speaker 2: Last Yeah, you hit the lawn with it, and you're like,
Speaker 2: yeah cool for a.
Speaker 3: White with us. Yeah you made it. Yeah made Yeah
Speaker 3: the Black comedy I did. Uh you know Bill Bellamy? Yes,
Speaker 3: remember that? Like Bill Bellamy was like, yeah, I played
Speaker 3: with the Russell Bellamy one time. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think they're related. Oh, that's you can't
Speaker 3: say that, I don't think because they're yeah, I'm just kidding. Uh.
Speaker 3: He was. I was like coming up in comedy. He
Speaker 3: was coming to my local comedy club, and I don't
Speaker 3: know what. I was like, very young, hungry, like I
Speaker 3: was like, I want to go. I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: can I do like a guest guest set in front
Speaker 3: of you, which is pretty common, and he goes, you
Speaker 3: can do five minutes on my show. It's all black, okay.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, and I have never I've never I
Speaker 3: have no idea what I'm doing. Yeah, So I and
Speaker 3: I thought it would be funny if I dressed like
Speaker 3: I dressed like in like khakis and like a button
Speaker 3: up like I thought, new Balance shoes like that more, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to try to be more. And I and I was like,
Speaker 3: I was kind of gonna and I was really really nervous.
Speaker 3: There's three hundred people sold out and everybody's there for
Speaker 3: Bill Bellamy, and I go, there go. Our next comic
Speaker 3: is a local comic, John Chris, and I woke up
Speaker 3: there and I was like, uh, yeah, this isn't really
Speaker 3: my demographic either. He started dying and then I go,
Speaker 3: I go, I'm only I'm gonna be up here. I've
Speaker 3: been doing like five minutes because I got to get
Speaker 3: back to being a waiter at the Toby Keith Bar.
Speaker 3: It was across the street and they were dying and
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and I was like and I
Speaker 3: did my whole set and it was great.
Speaker 2: Everybody liked it. And then I got confident.
Speaker 3: And I know, I know, and then the next show
Speaker 3: they were like we loved it, like, come do the
Speaker 3: the nine thirty show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I literally.
Speaker 3: Walked out like ha and they were like, no, dude,
Speaker 3: this guy out, this is a killer. Didn't need the
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I'm like, black people love me.
Speaker 3: They're like, no, we don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: And the first groups like that guy's pretty funny, and
Speaker 3: I was like you get him out of here.
Speaker 1: I was like immediately like what yeah, and they were
Speaker 1: like bye damn. But like, imagine there's a lot of
Speaker 1: black guys at your show.
Speaker 3: Mmmm. They gotta yeah, which is which, Yeah, it's on
Speaker 3: the market, yeah, but they do it. Is a black
Speaker 3: crowd will take you to higher heights. Ever elaborate on that, ever,
Speaker 3: like if if a black crowd loves you they're standing
Speaker 3: up there, they running out of the room like just
Speaker 3: way more energy and that. Everybody will say that this
Speaker 3: is all facts, this is all fat, this is all fat,
Speaker 3: They're all fact. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would watch like Kat Williams.
Speaker 1: Oh he would tell jokes and people be like falling
Speaker 1: in the aisles and ship like that.
Speaker 3: That's the cant Yeah, you see that energy. I mean
Speaker 3: if you're watching it on old like YouTube, it comes
Speaker 3: through that. Yeah, this is you like and you don't
Speaker 3: even know what the joke is. My favorite comedian is
Speaker 3: Kat Williams. Is it?
Speaker 2: That's why I started comedy. The Pimp Chronicles.
Speaker 3: I saw it when I was in Arizona at a
Speaker 3: house party a state in the Union. Somebody was watching
Speaker 3: and I go, what is this? And my dad was
Speaker 3: a preacher and I was like, this man is captivating
Speaker 3: this audience like I've never seen my entire life, And
Speaker 3: I go, I want to do that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever felt a situation like that before?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You've like, man, I really just fucking took these
Speaker 3: people to Oh yeah, guess they got to be the
Speaker 3: best thing in the world making people laugh. Nothing better. Man.
Speaker 2: It is the live show.
Speaker 3: I mean, we used to spend twenty two hours in
Speaker 3: Hampton In and Louisville, Like this is brutal, but that
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, but that we wouldn't be
Speaker 3: out here if if it wasn't for the live show
Speaker 3: is just so just so intoxicating. I can't imagine. Don't
Speaker 3: believe we do.
Speaker 2: We do like a small live show. We did a
Speaker 2: little spring tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even if you get like a giggle, it
Speaker 3: feels good, you can go. Well, I started, I started,
Speaker 3: like Jerry Seinfeld has told this story about what's your
Speaker 3: what's your vibe on Jerry Seinfeld? I like Jerry Seinfeld?
Speaker 3: You do because I've only heard negative things about him
Speaker 3: as a person and I never met him. I never
Speaker 3: met him. I love I love I love the show. Really,
Speaker 3: I love the show. And I think of what he's
Speaker 3: done for comedies. It helped a lot of people, paved
Speaker 3: a lot of roads for a lot of people to
Speaker 3: come behind him. And he's the guy that's meticulous about
Speaker 3: writing and working.
Speaker 1: Do you say, uh, go and finish your thought about
Speaker 1: Jerry And I'll try to remember this question, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerry, Well, he said when he was on his
Speaker 3: he told the story famously he was on a stoop
Speaker 3: in his backyard with him and his buddy when he
Speaker 3: was like six, and they were eating milk and cookies.
Speaker 3: It's his story, not mine, reading milk and cookies, and
Speaker 3: Jerry said something so funny that the kid spit his
Speaker 3: milk and cookies out on and he's like, I want
Speaker 3: to do this. The rest of my life really was
Speaker 3: so and it wasn't like now the shows are four
Speaker 3: and five and six thousand people, but when when it
Speaker 3: was during COVID and there was like sixty, it was
Speaker 3: it was just as you know what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 3: not it's just people to laugh in them laugh. It's
Speaker 3: like still like you live for it's the same. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you hope there's more people and you're making more money,
Speaker 3: but that just makes it more complicated. This is like what.
Speaker 2: About it makes it more complicated. There's just more things
Speaker 2: that goes on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a managers and there's a lot of
Speaker 3: stress about like ticket sales and like there's a lot
Speaker 3: of a lot of people to pay, a lot of
Speaker 3: people to pay, and a lot of people that are
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: It's tough looking at a top number and then seeing
Speaker 1: after everything happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bottom like, oh we're killing it.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, yeah, now we're doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's but it's there's a lot of you just
Speaker 3: started because Jerry Seinfeld, I feel like you just wanted
Speaker 3: to make your buddy laugh and then it turned it
Speaker 3: into your agent was like, well you should, I mean
Speaker 3: we we had a meeting about like taxes or something like.
Speaker 3: This is not why.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of comics burn it all down and
Speaker 2: they can't.
Speaker 3: A lot of people have pots, but you have to
Speaker 3: have this back end knowledge of advertisers and you got
Speaker 3: to pay these people, and you got hr and you
Speaker 3: got to figure the other side out. Creative has to
Speaker 3: kind of figure the other side out manageably enough.
Speaker 2: Well place people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just more overhead.
Speaker 3: But just top. Yeah, it's just hard. It's impossible to
Speaker 3: be an artist because now you have to do the
Speaker 3: other stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you become more well rounded, it makes
Speaker 1: life a whole lot easier, way easier, and you don't
Speaker 1: have to stress about what you don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, but at the beginning you
Speaker 2: did everything. You bought the mics. I'm sure at the
Speaker 2: beginning I bought Will bought the mics. I bought the bus.
Speaker 1: I bought the bus boys and paid for like all
Speaker 1: this little soundproofing thing that hardly works.
Speaker 3: We always get complaints about our audio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are like, hey, but now we got somebody
Speaker 2: else to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boys in the back, I got you know what,
Speaker 3: I never noticed, right, I never noticed. I didn't know
Speaker 3: the thing about the teeth until I see you up close. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're nice.
Speaker 2: What do you think they're nice and nice? I noticed
Speaker 2: that outside when I saw you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Yeah, it's like a loaded I'll let
Speaker 3: them give you a heat about No, no, no nice. Listen.
Speaker 1: I look at the mirror every morning. Smile, turn off
Speaker 1: the lights. I can still see my teeth. It's a
Speaker 1: great got.
Speaker 3: To well the teeth. That'll be the one thing if
Speaker 3: you want to take. If you want to go ten
Speaker 3: years younger as a guy, I'd go teeth first.
Speaker 2: If I'm gonna go ten years younger, you're gonna depending on.
Speaker 3: The issue you go hair, hair, Yeah, if you if
Speaker 3: you start to bald or anything like that, hair first
Speaker 3: the first thing you fix, Yeah, but then teeth next.
Speaker 3: But now it's not a really no like like jaw line,
Speaker 3: you go fix a jaw line. You got a little
Speaker 3: bit of a dude, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I'll do a little something like I've done botox before.
Speaker 1: Stuff my wife.
Speaker 3: You go with it. Yeah you get a little tan,
Speaker 3: and oh yeah, will your top get a little top?
Speaker 3: But doing a little that ain't it. That ain't it
Speaker 3: for me. I'd rather just look like imb the rest
Speaker 3: of my life and I have to do something like that. Well,
Speaker 3: you know, like people are very like like Portnoy just says, like, dude,
Speaker 3: I did my hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's like the way to do it.
Speaker 3: Like it's like less skeletons in the closet twenty three,
Speaker 3: Like we people do stuff.
Speaker 1: You've seen brianer Lecker exactly. Yeah, he went from being
Speaker 1: the shiniest head, look like mister clean. Yeah, and now
Speaker 1: he's just got little tiny little guys up there, and.
Speaker 3: Good for him.
Speaker 2: For him, just gonna get done. Who's gonna be like
Speaker 2: like nobody?
Speaker 3: Yeah. And if you come out in front of it, right,
Speaker 3: that's it's all about eight miling yourself.
Speaker 2: Like if you insult yourself enough, yeah, we'll just kind of.
Speaker 3: Leave you alone.
Speaker 2: You can keep that if you want. You should use that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah eight mile yourself. You're like, yeah, I do
Speaker 3: use it. I want to do live in a trailer
Speaker 3: with my mom. Yeah. Oh we got nothing. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: got nothing else to say. Oh he's got nice teeth,
Speaker 3: that's what you gotta say. Yeah, you have really nice
Speaker 3: straight teeth. That had for that, I'll take it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: works really hard to get these teeth. Thank you. You
Speaker 3: were you were trying to sneak out of like a
Speaker 3: like the paparazzi sees you coming out of the hair
Speaker 3: clinic and you're trying to try to hide it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then they're kind of you know, one of those guys
Speaker 1: in the airplane from Turkey with that that half cul
Speaker 1: de sact. You've seen those videos, No, there's videos apparently
Speaker 1: guys will just go to Turkey. Yeah, and they'll have
Speaker 1: like a bandages over their head and will have like
Speaker 1: just ye cold stat because it's like way cheaper there
Speaker 1: and way more.
Speaker 3: Effective Jackie oh Turkey. Oh yeah, yeah, those aren't hats
Speaker 3: they're wearing. Oh really, that's that's a bald guy just
Speaker 3: doing his thing.
Speaker 2: You got to get in front of it, brother, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta get in front of it.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's too much what's too much for your Like
Speaker 1: there's really nothing you.
Speaker 3: Can do well, I mean in terms of appearance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, so have another opportunity here. I think, what's
Speaker 3: too much to you leaving the door open? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: think you can do anything with your hair, You can
Speaker 3: do anything with your teeth. I mean, but you don't
Speaker 3: want to go like like there's always the the like
Speaker 3: if you see something that are they doing it like
Speaker 3: ironically more seriously, Like if you go down to outside
Speaker 3: of Huntsville, Alabama, when we got a lot of fans
Speaker 3: down there, the guy comes with a mullet or he
Speaker 3: he goes, oh, that's that's a sincere mullet. There's like
Speaker 3: THEO or Morgan like that or like Earnest like that's
Speaker 3: like a it's an ironic mullet. Yeah. Like crocs they're
Speaker 3: playing into it. Yeah, crocs. You were like, oh, are
Speaker 3: you like seriously wearing crocs or are you wearing crocs?
Speaker 3: Because like L like L O L these are nerdy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm doing it ironically. You're like, what side are they on? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I think of it if you But hair's okay,
Speaker 3: Hair's okay, all right? Yeah, I think you're good saved it.
Speaker 3: Boys saved it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you see this little Mississippi waterfly going on that head,
Speaker 1: notice meately takes his hat off. Yeah, well you were
Speaker 1: talking abou mullets. I want to make sure you knew
Speaker 1: who you were talking to. You know, I knew putting
Speaker 1: them out? What are you doing it ironically?
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's like, am I got a mullet?
Speaker 1: It's tough for me to like, yeah, town, But also
Speaker 1: I kind of it was like I was at an
Speaker 1: online trip with the boys in Vegas and I won
Speaker 1: line trip and so and Will was getting uh when
Speaker 1: I go up there and I was you know, a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks and I was like, you know, how
Speaker 1: keep it at all twenty twenty three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least got Yeah, but you can. Here's what
Speaker 3: you can't do. Okay, if you were like a cargo
Speaker 3: shorts or something like, you can't be like right, yeah,
Speaker 3: you just got to rocket because that's you. Now you've
Speaker 3: got to commit the whole ensemble. You can't be like
Speaker 3: if if you go out and no one notices the
Speaker 3: thing and makes it, it doesn't You've got to commit, right.
Speaker 3: You were like, oh, like it's the co costum mullet, like,
Speaker 3: look at me. No, it can't.
Speaker 1: It's never funny too when you point out what you're doing,
Speaker 1: you just has to be.
Speaker 3: It has to be seen. Yeah, I had a bowl cut. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I had a strong boat. I did John Chris bowl cut.
Speaker 3: Now it was, uh, my family's like, amish, do you
Speaker 3: spend a lot? No?
Speaker 2: No, not the family's alms. Yeah, there it is right there.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 3: That's me last year.
Speaker 2: That's not you. Yes, it is, dude, it's me.
Speaker 3: Then look at that with that John Chris Facebook video there,
Speaker 3: go back, go back. What Yeah, that one right there
Speaker 3: on the on the on the left, it's a video
Speaker 3: down one.
Speaker 2: That one too, Yeah, that right one, that's the video.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 2: That's not You're not doing that on accident, on purpose.
Speaker 3: That's that's serious. Look at that, dude, that's not you
Speaker 3: is No, it's not. It's a legendary cut. Bro Yould
Speaker 3: like to grow from the Incredibles. That's what everybody said.
Speaker 3: That's what everybody said. But during during like the end
Speaker 3: of quarantine, because my I was like, well let me
Speaker 3: just cut one like that, because my hair will go
Speaker 3: my hair would go like that.
Speaker 2: That's an Amish. My extended family is Amish. I don't
Speaker 2: believe you. What do you mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's well that's kind of appropriation, I guess, but
Speaker 3: it's my people.
Speaker 2: But if it's if it's your extended family, that's not appropriation.
Speaker 3: You're part Amish. We go down there for like for
Speaker 3: all holidays and stuff. We spend it with the Amish. Yeah,
Speaker 3: put the electronics off, build a house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we raise a barn.
Speaker 1: Raise a barn. Have you really spent time with you?
Speaker 1: Are you being hundred percent? Because I can definitely fall
Speaker 1: into this trap.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, all right.
Speaker 3: So my great my great grandparents were acting living Amish. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 2: Talking about horse buggies, cart it. Yeah, the churning butter
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So my parents were what's called Mennonite.
Speaker 3: The Mennonite is like they're still they have electricity, but
Speaker 3: they all that, like we're very like pacifist, don't believe
Speaker 3: in war, don't believe in uh like modern medicine kind
Speaker 3: of like everything's very like healthcare and I don't believe
Speaker 3: in that. Yeah, it's and then my parents met at
Speaker 3: Mennonite college and then they kind of not a banded.
Speaker 2: Men Inite College. Yeah, you could just go there and
Speaker 2: get sick.
Speaker 3: There's what happened. I appreciate that. Yeah so you guys,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, so they met there and they kind of
Speaker 3: then my dad started like a non denominational church. They broke,
Speaker 3: but our family, our origin. You they went to mena
Speaker 3: night church or school. Like this really isn't like us
Speaker 3: and that. Yeah, so the men and I leave it,
Speaker 3: it's not coming back. Oh that some people would say
Speaker 3: we're border on bolt. Yeah, that's where my mind went too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if you so, if you're men and I, or
Speaker 3: if you're Amish at eighteen, you go on what's called
Speaker 3: rum Springer know what that is?
Speaker 2: I think, yes I do.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me try to explain it because I
Speaker 1: feel salvage whatever I've done the show.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's when you like go and like do regular people
Speaker 1: stuff for a while and then you come back.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah is that fair to say? I don't want to
Speaker 1: sound I don't want to sound insensitive, but that is.
Speaker 2: The people very offensive.
Speaker 3: But no, you're right, but they're not gonna watch, they're
Speaker 3: not gonna see it. So it's fun of all good,
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, kind of like the most fair people
Speaker 3: to make fun of. They like, like, they go do
Speaker 3: it like heathen sinful, make the don't say regular people,
Speaker 3: make them sound like the worst and make the Almond
Speaker 3: Street sound good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they go and do demonic shit and then
Speaker 2: they come back.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, dude, a couple of satanic rituals they ripped.
Speaker 3: That wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more was more like get an iPhone and like
Speaker 2: get on tinder.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so so when you're anything goes during what's
Speaker 3: it called drum springer spring. Look at the definition of
Speaker 3: that R. You m spring. So I think that's how
Speaker 3: you say, Yeah, found that out, Jack with an A
Speaker 3: on the end. There's an a at the end that joke.
Speaker 3: But all right, no, I did it. Got there a
Speaker 3: little late, but I figured that out. Yeah, no one's
Speaker 3: gonna get that joke. But that's unbelievable. There it is, right,
Speaker 3: a passage during adolescence. Yeah heayya sat down, dude, take
Speaker 3: that down.
Speaker 2: How much teams sucking a cigarette?
Speaker 3: Crazy show.
Speaker 2: There's a show called Letter Kenny and they do a
Speaker 2: whole episode.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there you go. Yeah yeah, yeah. So basically
Speaker 3: traditional activities like volleyball, swimming, ice skating, Oh, yeah, it loose.
Speaker 2: It loose ice skating, so pic nicks and hiking.
Speaker 3: What's up? That's let's go.
Speaker 2: So these these kids, how long do they go?
Speaker 3: How long do they leave? On? Well, I shouldn't speak
Speaker 3: on behalf of the community, but the Amish the there
Speaker 3: once the internet kind of came, like you could like
Speaker 3: they had a going for them when there was no
Speaker 3: like you couldn't see what like other cities were like
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, so that kind of like and then hit
Speaker 3: it's to be fair. A lot of religion like once
Speaker 3: the internet and you go like wait, what.
Speaker 2: Are they doing over there?
Speaker 3: You're like, wait, what what are we doing? Right? Like
Speaker 3: there's a lot of like if you watch those like
Speaker 3: LDS documentaries, they were like they have to like control
Speaker 3: the kind of information because then that's how you kind
Speaker 3: of get loose. So there's a lot of we would
Speaker 3: do we do shows and like Amish people come, you go,
Speaker 3: how do they figure out about me? So they've left
Speaker 3: at eighteen, you're kind of free to go and then
Speaker 3: you traditionally you get a year or two.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you had a long time.
Speaker 3: But now there's like Amish people that are like thirty
Speaker 3: five and they just haven't like sided yet they returned,
Speaker 3: but no, they haven't left because you have to either
Speaker 3: decide at the end of it.
Speaker 2: So they're getting loose with the rules.
Speaker 3: It sounds really loose because you said in the beginning
Speaker 3: you're like amish. When you leave, you're out cult. That's
Speaker 3: your words, Okay, but if you yeah, so they're like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna lose everybody, right if we don't loosen up
Speaker 3: the and a lot of religion is like that too,
Speaker 3: now like LDS or like, alright, we got to loosen
Speaker 3: up on some of these rules, yeah, or else right,
Speaker 3: it's not just a new guideline to get into heaven. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what god new book comes out, like hey, oh hey,
Speaker 3: a joke about that? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 3: It's like you're like, how does this homish guy have
Speaker 3: a cell phone? And like he is driving like a
Speaker 3: like a Chevy Tahoe, Like, well, he he hasn't made
Speaker 3: his decision yet to join. Because once you join the church,
Speaker 3: then you're in control of the bishop. The bishop can
Speaker 3: say you can do this or can't do this. So
Speaker 3: but they if they say, hey, you have one year
Speaker 3: and after a year you have to decide. Everybody's gonna
Speaker 3: We're gonna go. Everybody's gonna go.
Speaker 1: If you're eighteen years old and you leave it for
Speaker 1: a year, do they have like get it at an allowance?
Speaker 1: Or are you saving up shekels?
Speaker 3: So what are we doing? That is?
Speaker 2: Is that too much? Can I not say stuff? And
Speaker 2: he's let us say that.
Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna see it.
Speaker 2: We wanted to what are you talking about? This is
Speaker 2: where I feel safest.
Speaker 3: That's the bible I feel.
Speaker 2: I actually feel the safest.
Speaker 1: I have this entire podcast of all the things you
Speaker 1: said you should have you guys should have seen heard
Speaker 1: of some of the stuff we had to cut out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll release that. We'll release as a bonus podcast.
Speaker 3: But for four hours, it's a No. They don't save
Speaker 3: up shekels. They like like corn and vegetables and stuff
Speaker 3: and then they go and sell it. No, yeah, well
Speaker 3: you go. I mean you go to like if you
Speaker 3: live in, you go to like if you live in
Speaker 3: like we do. We sell a lot of shows and
Speaker 3: like like we did ships Huanna Indiana. It's like a
Speaker 3: look up ships you wanna Indiana. This guy's looking up
Speaker 3: a lot of you got Jack working today. Yeahs you
Speaker 3: wanna Indiana. We sold like four thousand tickets there. That's
Speaker 3: the town. There's only four thousand people. Yeah, more horses
Speaker 3: than people drove in. Yeah. Yeah people because they were
Speaker 3: like like, yeah see there's the there's all the honors
Speaker 3: people right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do have some cool fits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got styled. They styled hare throws me off
Speaker 3: most and you know, and you know what they are.
Speaker 3: They cannot You can take a photo of them, but
Speaker 3: they can't acknowledge. You can't ask them to be in
Speaker 3: because they aren't acknowledged technology. But you can take a
Speaker 3: photo of that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why my mind went to Hasbula with that.
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, what what you? Who has bull is? Of
Speaker 3: course we talked about it all the time on our podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah has Bulla's the goat, Yes, we say, but we
Speaker 3: were we were in Vegas and we met him and
Speaker 3: like some lady wanted to take a photo of him,
Speaker 3: and he's like, I can't take a photo with you.
Speaker 1: It's different. You just can't take a photo of women's Muslim.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying that we're talking about religion
Speaker 1: too right. Unbelievably that he's the only thing I pieced
Speaker 1: that together a little bit.
Speaker 3: Jack Well, like you're just saying, what gives me no?
Speaker 3: Because he said the photo thing, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: has Bulla does the same thing when you've been a
Speaker 3: good pivot? Who knows he's been quiet? We'll never know.
Speaker 3: Now hour and a half and that's where he decides
Speaker 3: to he just got back from Key West. You see
Speaker 3: his ta Yeah he looks fantastic. He looks great.
Speaker 2: But he's a little tired. Yeah, he's a little tired.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 2: You're actually making amok.
Speaker 3: A little well what's the what? What's it's must be
Speaker 3: a similar belief then know about Oh yeah, yeah, yeah too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why can't he say you can't pose for a photo?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know anything about it. They can't
Speaker 3: post on the photos. He's pretty active on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: on the internet.
Speaker 1: So these people you sold four thousand tickets to the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they just like, how did they know if they
Speaker 1: don't have the internet?
Speaker 3: Is They're like, it's a little loose. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Is everybody like you kind of have like a buddy
Speaker 3: that has like and then dial up. Yeah, And I'm
Speaker 3: kind of like like I would be there, Like I'm
Speaker 3: not there people obviously, but I'm one of them. I
Speaker 3: come in peace, right. Maybe that's a good way to
Speaker 3: say it that I have, Like yeah, that I have
Speaker 3: Like they know that, like I'm not gonna like swear
Speaker 3: or I'm not gonna say anything that that's gonna make
Speaker 3: them uncomfortable, but I'm still going to push the limit
Speaker 3: in terms of like nothing.
Speaker 1: The thing is funny doing knowing that people knowing you're
Speaker 1: not going to push the limit or person stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like that pigeon holes you a
Speaker 1: little bit in your comedy or do you like it
Speaker 1: where you like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well clean healthy fun. Oh yeah, I mean we
Speaker 2: still go after people pretty hard.
Speaker 3: But the thing about everybody says every everything's very like
Speaker 3: PC now these days, how is it must be impossible
Speaker 3: to be a comedian? I go, no, dude, it's so
Speaker 3: easy because it used to be like back in the
Speaker 3: like Sam Kennison days as old like a generation before us,
Speaker 3: coming three generations before us. You had to go like
Speaker 3: before YouTube, you if you said like something about like
Speaker 3: you like the stool and you were like having it
Speaker 3: was like you that was a woman and you were
Speaker 3: like it was like I can't believe he's doing this right,
Speaker 3: And there was like so foul and so like shocking
Speaker 3: for someone publiclyeah, and they were like this is wild.
Speaker 3: And then like YouTube came out and then like we
Speaker 3: all the darkest, weirdest, naughtiest, most everybody's heard it. We've
Speaker 3: heard it all, so it's not that's not really there's
Speaker 3: nothing shocked. Like Liza Lampanelli, remember she came out, she
Speaker 3: was saying all the like it was why and that
Speaker 3: comedy is not like now the line is like so
Speaker 3: backed up to like comedy, all comedy is is just
Speaker 3: crossing the line. So the line used to be way
Speaker 3: over here, so you'd have to Now all you have
Speaker 3: to say, like like that dude's like probably not a female,
Speaker 3: and it's like ah right here, and all you have
Speaker 3: to do is just cross it there and that's it.
Speaker 3: That's all you gotta do. And then everybody's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just crossing the line, and the line is brought
Speaker 3: way back, so now you just have to be like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, the kid's gout got a fake glute
Speaker 3: analogy and it's like ahh whatever, You're like, you just
Speaker 3: I can't believe you just said that out loud, because
Speaker 3: you're not This is we talk about. This is the show.
Speaker 3: This is the only, at least in my lifetime where anybody,
Speaker 3: and we just saw it at barstool with like anybody
Speaker 3: in my crowd can tweet something and get fired. Like
Speaker 3: you can get fired from your job by saying about
Speaker 3: either side if your boss or says I'm uncomfortable with.
Speaker 3: So everybody can get fired for saying stuff now, right,
Speaker 3: So now it's the easiest for comedy. Like what's his
Speaker 3: name that they got fired from barstool. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: we didn't really want our hands are kind of tired here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're in corporate American. Yeah, so everybody is like they
Speaker 3: come to the comedy show. He's like, these are the
Speaker 3: only guys that no one else can say it. It
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not funny that mints he got fired.
Speaker 1: But it's like Dave sitting there and be like he
Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. It's like he he did say
Speaker 1: the end word and that's wrong, but like saying it
Speaker 1: by accident. Yeah, I don't know that was that. It
Speaker 1: was tough because I don't know if you've ever met
Speaker 1: that guy but around it like like probably three four times.
Speaker 1: And dude doesn't seem like he's got a mean bone
Speaker 1: in his body. Yeah, it seems a little like something's wrong.
Speaker 1: But he's like definitely like he's funny and he's.
Speaker 3: Like an engaging guy. And it meant no malice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: none and that. And have you seen the video of
Speaker 3: him saying that. You can tell there was his He
Speaker 3: immediately went into a deep dark phat. Yeah, somebody else
Speaker 3: got somebody of sports? Was it cricket or something? Baseball?
Speaker 3: I fired last week for the same thing.
Speaker 2: Oh for real?
Speaker 3: Oh did he?
Speaker 2: But he was talking about Tony Romo during the AFC Championship.
Speaker 3: He said it.
Speaker 2: He didn't say it, but he he thought it.
Speaker 3: It was the it was the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: It was the Chiefs versus the Bengals, and I think
Speaker 1: the Chiefs run offense, will throw it out. He's got
Speaker 1: three guys over here. It was like he probably wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna say it. But the fact that that went so
Speaker 1: viral so fast. Everyone's watching, dude, everyone's watching the the
Speaker 1: like obsession.
Speaker 3: It's like peak American culture is like to be like,
Speaker 3: and we were talking about that on my like because
Speaker 3: we all went to that. We were in Tampa two
Speaker 3: nights ago, and then we had a show and then
Speaker 3: we went to Morgan Walla Best Artist and I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do love Moregan, but he love he's got
Speaker 1: to he said it thing, Yeah, but he said it
Speaker 1: maliciously toward a white person. Yeah, but it's like, first off, brother,
Speaker 1: there's a whole lot of different words you can say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you call a white guy a cut that's funny
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, you just move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he but in like and then but then
Speaker 3: his music with the unfortunately just fortunately Yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 3: it's only because you're like, don't tell me, like you
Speaker 3: can have your moral judgment, but don't tell me me
Speaker 3: what mine should be.
Speaker 2: And then that that's what happened in the Morgan situation.
Speaker 3: But if you if you like in terms of like
Speaker 3: Caleb Elliott, who's a comic that opens for us black Kid,
Speaker 3: He's like, you don't understand like the black culture. We
Speaker 3: don't like No Morgan, like on the on our list
Speaker 3: of like priorities to like for like Morgan Wallin saying
Speaker 3: the end is not in the top one thousand real,
Speaker 3: like I do a bit about about Lady A. Like
Speaker 3: they were like, we're gonna stand up against racism. We're
Speaker 3: gonna change our name. Like no black person knows who
Speaker 3: Lady Antebellum is. Maybe Darius Rucker maybe.
Speaker 2: Right, like no, but like knew more when he was hooting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine like going into like city council and like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna stand up for races.
Speaker 2: Three people in skinny jeans and cowboy hats. We're gonna
Speaker 2: change it, like walk into it. It's his own bit.
Speaker 3: Everybody goes, we're gonna change our name from Lady Annabellum
Speaker 3: to Lady A. And somebody goes, what's the A stand for?
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, well still yeah, yeah, it's still stand
Speaker 3: for racism. We just shortened it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like imagine how disrespectful is that to the African American community.
Speaker 3: Is like you think like we like I always talk
Speaker 3: about how like we don't white people like we feel
Speaker 3: real bad about like racisms. We don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: We're like, I don't know, We'll just make Jacob stay
Speaker 3: farm black. I guess, yeah, like well that solve it,
Speaker 3: or like what I know? I feel like I feel
Speaker 3: like white people are just the solutions they have for
Speaker 3: racism are wild.
Speaker 2: It is a wild thought process.
Speaker 3: Like no, like there's that like we feel some level
Speaker 3: of like guilled, so like we're gonna we're like, well,
Speaker 3: us trying to speak for them is the prop like right,
Speaker 3: they were like like still doing it, yeah, still do it.
Speaker 3: It's like trying to fix it. Still we're gonna cancel
Speaker 3: and Jemia. My black people are like, that's my aunt
Speaker 3: now she's unemployed. Shoot oh man, Yeah, you're like why
Speaker 3: people trying to solve races by doing white like just
Speaker 3: doing whiter ship, like the most the most violent. This
Speaker 3: is true.
Speaker 2: The most violent Black Lives Matter protests were in Portland.
Speaker 3: You know where No black people live in Portland?
Speaker 2: Portland? Right, look it up. Portland is the third, you know,
Speaker 2: look that up.
Speaker 3: But look it up, Jack diversity least diverse cities in America.
Speaker 2: Portland is in the top five.
Speaker 3: What are the four others? Because I can't imagine. Let's
Speaker 3: look it up. Least most white cities are least. Don't look.
Speaker 3: I don't want that on my history, bro, I don't
Speaker 3: know it's on Jack's history now, JP computer whatever number
Speaker 3: one is, John will be there in a week. I think.
Speaker 2: Actually my demographics more over here there the.
Speaker 3: R population. Oh, Arizona's in there. Yeah there, you got
Speaker 3: the smallest th man.
Speaker 2: I Will could just be here right now. He's not
Speaker 2: surprising at all.
Speaker 3: Yes, Scottsdale, l Passo, Scots Hill is very white.
Speaker 2: Oh Passo is Latino. Yeah, yeah, that is. That's border country.
Speaker 2: I'll pass.
Speaker 3: So look up least diverse cities in America any But yeah.
Speaker 3: The point is is like you're like driving down to
Speaker 3: these rallies and your subarus and like soy lattes, and
Speaker 3: you're like, we speak on behalf of black.
Speaker 1: Like what's wild? And it's funny like when all that
Speaker 1: stuff was going down, being in the locker room and
Speaker 1: seeing like like not all the black guys, but like
Speaker 1: a lot of the black guys were like, hey, what
Speaker 1: what are we doing?
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do we do? Guys?
Speaker 1: I mean not everybody that everyone have would share their
Speaker 1: stories and everything, and it was it was nice to
Speaker 1: hear because I've never been pulled over by the police
Speaker 1: and go, oh man, I've never in my life done that.
Speaker 1: And but you I I thought like every single black
Speaker 1: guy had to deal with situation there's you know, a
Speaker 1: half dozen dudes that literally told me like they were
Speaker 1: were in public stain. They're like, I've never been word
Speaker 1: getting pulled over, And I'm not saying like yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Just it's just very it's very like like, uh, another
Speaker 2: black guy.
Speaker 3: You know what we're doing right now? What we're doing it?
Speaker 3: We're doing No, we're doing two white guys on the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is there any six white guys here? Ok? Like ladies
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Speaker 3: There was like the band aid came out with like
Speaker 3: a like a darker shade and it's it would be
Speaker 3: traditional on the quote right or whatever, like oh here
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Speaker 3: He goes, that was actually very helpful. Like for my
Speaker 3: daughter it was black. It's like to have a band
Speaker 3: aid that it's like our skin color. The band aids
Speaker 3: are always our skin color. We just she and it always,
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Speaker 3: was other than they're like a band aid that is
Speaker 3: her skin is Like I go, like that's the heat.
Speaker 3: I go, oh yeah, well yeah, but it's it's very
Speaker 3: all the white people like cancel it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can make fun of Like it's like all
Speaker 3: comedy is is just is saying out loud the things.
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Speaker 3: that was the most you can't say anything. And when
Speaker 3: that's when like every comic, every comic is his, so
Speaker 3: his shows are sold out now and they're all sold
Speaker 3: out because everybody's like they are the only guys saying it.
Speaker 2: Like you go, like they were like you have to like.
Speaker 3: You can. Everybody can be like in the airport, like
Speaker 3: you got to be six feet apart in the airport,
Speaker 3: but then when you're sitting right like a human, it goes,
Speaker 3: yeah what But they don't know how to like make
Speaker 3: a joke about it, like this seems like what ya,
Speaker 3: But they don't mad. Yeah they get mad, Yeah, they
Speaker 3: get mad at that. They don't know how to quite
Speaker 3: really synthesize that into humor. The humor is very helpful
Speaker 3: in a way that is like makes it funny, but
Speaker 3: like it's also therapeutic. Like I I always talk about
Speaker 3: like my my girlfriend, like I'm she thinks I'm a man,
Speaker 3: so I know stuff. I know, I know nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: She's like showed me her like dashboard like in her
Speaker 3: car or whatever. He's like, the light is on and
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't like it was like a tire.
Speaker 3: It looked like a tire with like a lightning bolt
Speaker 3: in it. Oh yeah, But I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: think the tire is getting electricity, Like I didn't know
Speaker 3: what that's right.
Speaker 2: Boss goes it's the tire pressure. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Bosses in the military. He's a real man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like he's a real mass.
Speaker 3: But it comes from like I always say, like it
Speaker 3: comes from like a that's a joke, It comes from
Speaker 3: real insecurity that I like, if there was like a
Speaker 3: bunch of dudes like look is that your car was
Speaker 3: Like I was like, yeah, look, look on, I have
Speaker 3: no idea how to start a grill, don't I know? Nothing? Right?
Speaker 2: Domesticate a cat?
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's a real insecurity of mine made in
Speaker 3: to humor and everybody laughs and it's kind of like
Speaker 3: it's helpful. Yeah, it's help is like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a level of therapy for you, yes, and a
Speaker 2: coping mechanism. Yeah, you go, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: It's so because who needs to actually go learn the
Speaker 1: stuff when you can just mask it with humor? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: you're well.
Speaker 3: Todd Glass has a bit about he goes, you're eat
Speaker 3: these kids don't know? Like, who how many of y'all.
Speaker 2: Know how to change the oil on a car?
Speaker 3: One? Two?
Speaker 2: What are these guys in their twenties? Two out of five?
Speaker 3: Bosses in his forties? I can't tell.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes sometimes bosses in his twenties to me, and
Speaker 1: the other times I feel like he's got is in
Speaker 1: his fifties.
Speaker 2: I can't tell. Sometimes don't know, depends how much sleep
Speaker 2: he's gotten for it.
Speaker 3: But then somebody goes, if you want to be successful
Speaker 3: in twenty do you do you want to know how to? Like? Uh,
Speaker 3: like recalculate a hard drive or change oil if you
Speaker 3: had to pick one of the two, like we you
Speaker 3: like our parents don't know how to use the sun dial,
Speaker 3: like because that we got stuff to do this, so
Speaker 3: change into oil. Yeah, sorry, I keep going. No, this
Speaker 3: is the analogy makes sense though, Like yes, stuff, we
Speaker 3: don't in fact that you don't use the sundowg it
Speaker 3: just uses itself, right, or like a compass or like
Speaker 3: what whatever? Like or like a plow. Yeah, like we
Speaker 3: don't need that anymore because we've got a tractor. Right.
Speaker 3: Like if you had to pick a skill and you
Speaker 3: knew how to like change a transmission or like learn
Speaker 3: the TikTok algorithm to be successful, you would say, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: society is developing. But if the old joke, all these
Speaker 3: kids not out of these.
Speaker 2: Old No, every generation does that. Every we'll do that
Speaker 2: in fifteen twenty years.
Speaker 3: How to work.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do nothing because yeah, because
Speaker 2: other people work for us?
Speaker 3: Yeah or not not? No, cut it, no, No, everything's
Speaker 3: going in for those three hours we talked about earlier.
Speaker 3: We'll make sure that it cuts out. Kind of. I
Speaker 3: can't that I can't get my as well, will will
Speaker 3: set this up. So so I'm gonna be half to
Speaker 3: text him, Hey dude, He's like, dude, I wasn't even there.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, but we got into some stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah stuff.
Speaker 2: We have to redo the whole thing. This has been tough.
Speaker 2: This podcast has gone a bunch of different doors. Like
Speaker 2: he takes like the hard driving.
Speaker 3: He's walking out his computer like at night and I
Speaker 3: like jump him in the He's like, what happened to
Speaker 3: the footage?
Speaker 2: We don't, we don't, we don't know. We don't have
Speaker 2: it anymore. No, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna not jump one of them, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be bloss Yeah, just stays fucking.
Speaker 3: He's also a cop days, is he?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the way to go. He's the guy,
Speaker 3: well you want to know if you're if you're out,
Speaker 3: like if me and my girlfriend are out on Broadway
Speaker 3: and like something went down, like she's gonna be like,
Speaker 3: I'm with freaking this guy in the sandals, Like I'm.
Speaker 2: Not like like this is the guy that's protected, Like
Speaker 2: I have no idea, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: Primal situation, Like yeah, Kevin Hard has a bit about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah about fighting about fighting people. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: girl always like being acting up, being like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: going to do something, but.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, yeah, he's not gonna be Yeah. I think
Speaker 2: Nate has a bit about that.
Speaker 3: Nate bargatci about how they were out on the lake
Speaker 3: and then his wife was like on another boat, She's
Speaker 3: like my ex boyfriend over there.
Speaker 2: He's like, thanks for ruining my day. Like it's like
Speaker 2: what I didn't get?
Speaker 3: I don't know the bait.
Speaker 2: He's like, you want me to swim over there?
Speaker 3: Like help?
Speaker 2: Somebody helped me up under this boat, so to fight him,
Speaker 2: like what do you want?
Speaker 3: What do you want to do? Yeah? Yeah, what do
Speaker 3: you want me to do? Dude?
Speaker 1: All right, there's gonna be a way. I'm going back
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes here. But I kept that question in
Speaker 1: my head the whole time that I was gonna say No.
Speaker 1: You said, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld. You said Jerry Seinfeld paved
Speaker 1: the way for comedians. Yeah, in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: You said, you said that multiple times in this podcast.
Speaker 1: What how do you pave the way for comedians?
Speaker 3: And Brad Paisley paved the way for country? Yes, my
Speaker 3: third Brad payser. Yeah, I don't think Brad Paisley paved
Speaker 3: the way. I don't know. I like, uh, he's got
Speaker 3: a couple bangers, don't get me wrong, but like alcohol, ah,
Speaker 3: those kind of came up. He has a thousand, he's
Speaker 3: got a thousand bangers. You went to a Brad Paving
Speaker 3: the way, you would know every song, you would know
Speaker 3: every song. I don't think so. I don't think I
Speaker 3: know every single one. Probably I know a lot of
Speaker 3: them for sure. Name with Blake Sheldon. I went to
Speaker 3: a Blake Sheldon concert and like I knew every song.
Speaker 3: You want to talk about a I don't know if
Speaker 3: the comedy world is like I'm going to miss her
Speaker 3: whiskey lullaby, get a music video and to put a
Speaker 3: little mud on tie. Oh this is a just a
Speaker 3: list ticks. I like to check you for tick all
Speaker 3: the same tone. Yeah, it is everything. Everything you just
Speaker 3: said was correct, and they're the same. They're all number ones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just all one song right in the song. But the.
Speaker 1: Country music world, I don't know if comedians are like this,
Speaker 1: but it's like they fucking they have like a feeling
Speaker 1: like this guy ruins country music like people are on
Speaker 1: Luke Brian for a while when he was yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy is the worst guy's not then everybody would
Speaker 1: go to it kind of like you were saying with
Speaker 1: that show, but I don't know. I still't even know
Speaker 1: the name.
Speaker 3: Remember they remember they like kicked like Little nas X
Speaker 3: off the country chart. They were like, he can't like
Speaker 3: whoever decides like right, They're like, no, like not old
Speaker 3: Town Road or whatever was a hitter.
Speaker 2: It was remixed five.
Speaker 3: It was a hit. If you play that song right now,
Speaker 3: we don't start. Yeah, yeah, it's a great about it.
Speaker 3: They go, no, this is not whatever the box is of. No,
Speaker 3: this is out of it.
Speaker 1: That's out which the I think that he came up
Speaker 1: with the song after that where he was like that
Speaker 1: all right, yeah we can't yeah in the country really
Speaker 1: had to be like hey listen, we gotta we can't
Speaker 1: do that some rules, Yeah, got they get loose, you
Speaker 1: get a little loose, the Amish community little. They're like,
Speaker 1: that's that's outside the foundation will close it up on everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well look at I mean, Hardy has had moves.
Speaker 2: I'll give him that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hardy has a lot of like Angelly roll.
Speaker 3: They're like they like Hardy has a lot of like
Speaker 3: harder rock songs, but he was in a very cool
Speaker 3: transition right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not a rap guy, yeah, but I've known Jelly
Speaker 1: Rolf for a long time now and I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of him and some of the songs he's coming
Speaker 1: out with his Yeah it's trajectory right now is just great.
Speaker 3: Up greight up. He is impressed. If I went and
Speaker 3: saw him at Bridgetone. Nicest guy in the world too,
Speaker 3: He's incredibly like guys. I saw the rhyman, I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the man, you know, one of my buddies.
Speaker 1: He was driving down the road the other day and
Speaker 1: big truck he like cut somebody off in this big
Speaker 1: truck throat by it was Jelly rolling.
Speaker 3: He gave him the finger, Yeah, give him like the
Speaker 3: Jelly will give him the Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nicest guy in the world though, Yeah, nice guy in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting love Jerry Seinfeld. You said he paves
Speaker 1: the way for a lot of comedians. Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Like, how does somebody pave the way?
Speaker 3: So Jerry side, what Jerry Seinfeld did was cut and
Speaker 3: again this is just my from where my past and
Speaker 3: comedy to where it is now is Jerry Seinfeld was
Speaker 3: the first guy like he would just it was very
Speaker 3: meticulous about writing.
Speaker 2: He would just write jokes.
Speaker 3: He would go. He was the first guy to go
Speaker 3: like he would do eight nine shows a night in
Speaker 3: in New York. He would bounce around all the comedy
Speaker 3: clubs and you time it up.
Speaker 2: You do five minutes here, five minutes here, five minutes
Speaker 2: he like.
Speaker 3: And then when he did the he said, when he
Speaker 3: did the Tonight Show the first time, now, comedy is
Speaker 3: different now than it was when he did this Tonight
Speaker 3: show the first time, he had run that exact set
Speaker 3: over one hundred times live, yeah, and did every words
Speaker 3: like He's like, switch this word here, if you end
Speaker 3: like if you end the word like he was like,
Speaker 3: and that guy and that guy fell into the lake
Speaker 3: with his pants off, or like he was like with this,
Speaker 3: like you switched the joke around, so it doesn't end
Speaker 3: on a preposition like writing. And he's like, very very technical,
Speaker 3: and the comedy comedy is not like that anymore. But
Speaker 3: you don't need to ever end a sentence on a preposition, right,
Speaker 3: look up preposition yeah yeah yeah, like in like in
Speaker 3: the basement, that's like yeah, or like a like a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go. Yeah you don't google bro yeah goo
Speaker 3: google yeah yeah where you like very You're like, why
Speaker 3: doesn't this joke work? M And you're like, switch it around.
Speaker 3: Like I was doing a joke about making fun of
Speaker 3: people that had the back, like people that died of
Speaker 3: COVID like in Heaven. I'll be like, oh, you need
Speaker 3: a west but wait yeah, And I was like, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't work. I mean kind of worked a couple
Speaker 3: guys back then. Okay, yeah, but if it did it
Speaker 3: never it's a week off. I've done it for like
Speaker 3: the past three weeks, and I was like, I was like, like,
Speaker 3: it doesn't it never? Like it is it because of
Speaker 3: the accent, because I'm trying to do an accent like
Speaker 3: I'm talking to a kid, like I'm making roasting somebody
Speaker 3: and it's like and I go, oh, you need a
Speaker 3: boostoo like and that it doesn't and you go You're
Speaker 3: thinking in your head, you're like this is gonna murder
Speaker 3: and it doesn't, And You're like, why do I switch it?
Speaker 2: Do I take it out? Do I go, oh, does
Speaker 2: he need a respirator?
Speaker 3: Do I? What do you do with the joke? To
Speaker 3: it's like very very very technical, and you listen, you
Speaker 3: recorded every set, listen to it, and you would write
Speaker 3: every single word.
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of comics like that now, and
Speaker 2: there's a lot of comics that are literally the opposite
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: But the idea of like you put one thing on,
Speaker 3: you do no one should be putting anything on TikTok
Speaker 3: before being in comedy for five years because it's not good.
Speaker 3: It's not good, and then they're gonna be like, what, like,
Speaker 3: people don't understand How long do you think people can
Speaker 3: be that good that quick? No, no, see. I think
Speaker 3: Lewis c K said, you can't be a transcendent comic
Speaker 3: before forty. I think about all the greats because you
Speaker 3: have to. It takes that long to like develop a
Speaker 3: point of view and like something to actually say, because
Speaker 3: like he said, Chappelle and Richard Pryor were the two
Speaker 3: they were like in they were prolific in their thirties.
Speaker 3: Because think about how long it takes. Think about all
Speaker 3: the greats, Bill Burr Lewis, some of the best ones
Speaker 3: are the ones that are like have a point of view,
Speaker 3: they're like now, there's a lot of good comics that
Speaker 3: are coming up. It takes so long to like at
Speaker 3: the beginning it's just jokes. It's just like like yeah,
Speaker 3: and then there you have some energy. Now you have
Speaker 3: something to say, like a point of view. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be really smart to do comedy, especially
Speaker 2: the way Lewis y K does it.
Speaker 1: Dude, it seems like, well the way he breaks down life,
Speaker 1: his bit about Narnia and Clifford the Big Red.
Speaker 3: Dog, unbelievable, hilarious, unbelievable. Think that, I mean, I think
Speaker 3: that a lot about the Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 3: This is so like wild and to put it in
Speaker 3: like a like the way the person's brain like if
Speaker 3: you you're gonna make fun of something, you have to
Speaker 3: be up here looking down at it to to put
Speaker 3: it in the context of of what's humorous about it.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, like every comic, every person would be like the
Speaker 2: most common thing.
Speaker 3: Somebody would send me that was not a comic would
Speaker 3: be like, hey, if you ever watched one of those
Speaker 3: like commercials for a prescription and like the side effect
Speaker 3: seems worse?
Speaker 2: Yeah, then right, that's a very base that's everybody can
Speaker 2: get to that.
Speaker 3: It's very shallot like what Yeah, but to think that
Speaker 3: you are ahead of the writer, you are one step
Speaker 3: more intelligent than the person that is delivering this, because
Speaker 3: they go, are you watching this, You're gonna like cure
Speaker 3: the sniffles, but you're like legs gonna fall off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: You're like, you have to be more intelligent than the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to look down on it to make fun. So like
Speaker 3: one of the best. Every observational comedian is like thinking
Speaker 3: about things on a way different level than Yeah, is
Speaker 3: there is there.
Speaker 1: Like levels of comedy, Like everyone has a different way
Speaker 1: of doing comedy. Is there levels to you of like
Speaker 1: what's like the be all and all and what's like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a little easier. Like a guy, a guy
Speaker 1: like uh like Bert Kreischer is fucking hilarious. Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's but he is different than you, as he
Speaker 1: would tell stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There's different genres, there's different ideas. There's guys that are
Speaker 1: just say, say outrageous things.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, versus versus a guy that's like, well, Jerry
Speaker 3: Seinfeld is very observational. He made no political or social
Speaker 3: stances on anything, which you know, smart Mark, what depends
Speaker 3: on who you are, but like like the voices of
Speaker 3: like like a smart.
Speaker 2: As in finding having being available to every.
Speaker 3: Other and everybody. Yeah, there's something for everybody for it's
Speaker 3: like a party like kind of it's everybody's drink and
Speaker 3: it's not necessarily social comedy. He would say that though,
Speaker 3: like that's not who he is. You mean by social comedy,
Speaker 3: like you would never make like a like a like
Speaker 3: Andrew Schultz bit on abortion is like you know what
Speaker 3: I'm talking. It's like so it's so he goes, listen,
Speaker 3: he goes, I'm. What does he say is like I'm.
Speaker 3: He goes, i'm. Women can do whatever they want with
Speaker 3: their bodies, and like you guys decide, because when I
Speaker 3: get to Heaven, you were like, what were you guys
Speaker 3: doing that?
Speaker 2: He was like it was them, yeah, like it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Like he goes in essence, he goes I and and
Speaker 3: then and then Bill Burr has a bit about it
Speaker 3: about how he's like it's like, well it's not really.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, but if you were if I had
Speaker 3: a cake and I put it in the oven and
Speaker 3: I was like in thirty minutes, it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: cake and I took it out of the oven. You're like,
Speaker 3: it wasn't a cake. Yeah, well it was gonna be yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was like no one can say that except
Speaker 3: a comic. Yeah, And you're like, like, if we if
Speaker 3: we lost I mean, I'm obviously very passionate about it,
Speaker 3: but if we lost the comics, like I don't know
Speaker 3: where the word if lost the ability to like the
Speaker 3: court jester in the olden days was the guy that
Speaker 3: was like kind of keeping the king honest. It would
Speaker 3: be like, hey, you like these taxes are a little
Speaker 3: bit like you have to have that guy, and everybody
Speaker 3: has that.
Speaker 2: It not a professional, So everybody has that in their family.
Speaker 2: What a line to be a gester? Like, what a
Speaker 2: role to happen? They'll kill you, yeah, they'll kill you.
Speaker 2: But they also if you were a jester long enough,
Speaker 2: had immunity.
Speaker 3: Yeah they had. They had immunity to an extent, like
Speaker 3: you had to like there was the line that you
Speaker 3: couldn't get to because gesture is eventually when they were done,
Speaker 3: they'd be rewarded like land oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: all that stuff. And it was a very prestigious job
Speaker 3: to have and people, and that's like that would be
Speaker 3: similar to like the the the late shows, like everything
Speaker 3: that goes on in the day, there is six or
Speaker 3: seven shows at night and TikTok and now is like
Speaker 3: somebody's gonna be keeping you honest here, right, And that's
Speaker 3: the that. Have you ever been in like a a
Speaker 3: TikTok or somebody posted and you think it's going to
Speaker 3: go one way and then the comments just yes, cross show, Well, no,
Speaker 3: I appreciate the Jeffrey Star I had a I had
Speaker 3: a shirt that says Jesus died for our zens. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was had a zin in front of him. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought this is funny, and Jackson take a picture.
Speaker 3: So I took a picture and it was getting murdered.
Speaker 3: They were not funny, no, yeah, no, they were like
Speaker 3: this is across Yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is like, hey, you need to find God brother, like
Speaker 2: it was like it was bad like that. But but yes,
Speaker 2: so the that's the I looly thought to myself, like
Speaker 2: it's obviously Jesus didn't die for our zins. Zins weren't
Speaker 2: a thing then. People didn't have these little these little deals.
Speaker 3: Like I in my head, I'm like, I guess, but also,
Speaker 3: but you are you are went to church yesterday, but
Speaker 3: I don't go to church a lot.
Speaker 2: So I was like, maybe there's something I'm missing. So
Speaker 2: you're you're like I And that's what comedy is.
Speaker 3: So you could you have this idea in your head
Speaker 3: and now there's two thousand people and you walk out
Speaker 3: on stage like I think like you were like there
Speaker 3: was no joke you were more confident in than that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you.
Speaker 3: Were like this will crush yeah everybody, and everybody's like no,
Speaker 3: You're like what yes? And so that's the thing about comedies, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: these comics get just say whatever they want. I go, No,
Speaker 3: they don't. They have to say whatever you are already
Speaker 3: with the comics is actually the opposite. But then I
Speaker 3: mean there's so many like of those like anonymous like
Speaker 3: like TikTok accounts that it's not really anybody, so no
Speaker 3: one can really cancel them. And it's just they got
Speaker 3: like just nine million likes on something. It's just so
Speaker 3: out of pocket that if anybody ever knew that this
Speaker 3: was the person, you can that's it. But it's like
Speaker 3: that's but it's like on the inside, like that's kind
Speaker 3: of what everybody like sort.
Speaker 2: Of like a cartoon or something like that or like something,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 3: Like over the top. So whatever if anybody whatever, anybody
Speaker 3: tries to push on the culture ideologically, and I was like,
Speaker 3: not really, and it's just like that's what comedy does
Speaker 3: so well. It kind of keeps it keeps the whole
Speaker 3: thing honest. And even tho a group of like your
Speaker 3: buddies guys do it great. Then you're like, dude, like
Speaker 3: if he comes home with like like we talked about,
Speaker 3: if you're like if you're gonna like go to like
Speaker 3: the Taylor Swift concert and like you're like.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I got the meet and greet. Your buddy's
Speaker 2: like dude, yeah, like what I got the meeting or whatever.
Speaker 3: Like you're doing something like your buddies will like if
Speaker 3: you have a good group of buddies, they'll like roast
Speaker 3: you in a way to like kind of keep you
Speaker 3: in check right in like a healthy way, like you
Speaker 3: do yes, because you're like Dad, he's getting now we
Speaker 3: lost him.
Speaker 2: There's a like so basically you're telling me, is bullying
Speaker 2: is we need that?
Speaker 3: That's what we need.
Speaker 2: There needs to be a level of bullying idol of
Speaker 2: the pot. Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody goes did if you're wearing something you're like,
Speaker 3: you weren't cologne, like come on, like but no one's
Speaker 3: going to pull you aside and be like hey dude,
Speaker 3: Like they just kind of like ras you a little
Speaker 3: bit and you go, oh, I think I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah about like yeah, yeah, I think I guess if you.
Speaker 2: Get pulled to the side, it's kind of like any
Speaker 2: more serious.
Speaker 3: You don't want that. You don't want that. Yeah, that's when, yeah,
Speaker 3: will do good about like if if a guy's like
Speaker 3: drinking too much or like the guys will kind of
Speaker 3: have a way of the bottle again a little bit. Huh,
Speaker 3: what's you're just telling them? Hey, yeah, just like hey,
Speaker 3: you're like again yeah Wednesday. Oh dude, it's like a
Speaker 3: little early Yeah, like they just kind of throw and
Speaker 3: then you go, yeah, your buddies will kind of the Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you don't have any buddies.
Speaker 2: That are going to be like all right, and you
Speaker 2: know you're right when they get mad about it, like
Speaker 2: if they get overly upset comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only reason you're mad about this because it's true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: otherwise it's not true, like people like people say, people
Speaker 3: have said like rumors about me being kay on the
Speaker 3: internet for since day one?
Speaker 2: Do you care to address those rumors? Which camera should.
Speaker 3: Look at you?
Speaker 2: But I want I'm saying it doesn't bother me about it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's all right, it's all kind of making sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not getting, but it's there's no but I
Speaker 3: don't have any I wouldn't like all right, listen, there's
Speaker 3: no like all right, yeah, not the only.
Speaker 2: The only thing ever offensive is true?
Speaker 3: That is true?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only thing if they've ever heard that is
Speaker 2: a nice little line.
Speaker 3: If the only thing that's ever offensive to anybody, if
Speaker 3: it's true, if it's now, if it's all truth and
Speaker 3: not humor, then they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Get they're probably gonna cancel you. But if it's all
Speaker 2: humor and not like let's say, like.
Speaker 3: The Big Bang Theory, it's like just jokes, it's not
Speaker 3: there's not a lot of you never watched an episode
Speaker 3: and and called your brother like, do you have to
Speaker 3: see this episode? It's just like but sometimes there's a
Speaker 3: like the best memes are so true that you go, dude,
Speaker 3: I gotta say this to whoever, Yeah, or your group
Speaker 3: text You're like, dude, this is so they would love this.
Speaker 2: That's the best you talked about.
Speaker 1: You said, being canceled, you said, and then earlier in
Speaker 1: the podcast you said, you've been canceled before.
Speaker 3: You remember all this stuff? Is somebody writing this down? No, brother,
Speaker 3: remember them just getting real good at that interview. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a good interview. I got canceled in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Is it like a right of passage for being a comedian?
Speaker 2: Do you feel good about being canceled?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: It was horrific then, was it?
Speaker 3: What year was it? Nineteen?
Speaker 2: Oh, you were early. That was like right in the
Speaker 2: heat of it. Yeah, canceling really started happening in the twenties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was right, but right in theh like what
Speaker 3: everybody remember back in like the great cancelation of the twenties.
Speaker 3: It was yeah. Yeah, it's like remember like people were
Speaker 3: like in Hollywood were like like quitting their jobs like proactively. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were like, dude, one time in college, I like
Speaker 3: hooked up, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Out yea, because everybody was so scared.
Speaker 3: Remember that, Yes, everybody just like voluntarily like I'm out.
Speaker 2: It was so scary.
Speaker 3: It was so scary.
Speaker 2: That was like after like like Cosby Harvey Weinstein era, is.
Speaker 3: That those are two big ones.
Speaker 2: Those are easily and then and then and then what
Speaker 2: happened was yeah, so that's criminal charges.
Speaker 1: That's like that's a totally different thing between canceling somebody
Speaker 1: what I think I sucked up and said this and
Speaker 1: like this dude gave people pills.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 1: Those are like two different lines that we got to
Speaker 1: figure out, like all right, there's a pendulum swing there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But then I think when when when like it
Speaker 3: happened to a Z's remember that I remember is he's
Speaker 3: getting canceled.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what you got because it was.
Speaker 3: Like who went on like a date and then like
Speaker 3: they were like back at his like apartment and there,
Speaker 3: and then everybody's like wait this this isn't that Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're like all right, we got to have some
Speaker 3: kind of like they were like and then yeah, and
Speaker 3: then when I when I got canceled, it was everybody
Speaker 3: was like texting me like dude, welcome to welcome to being.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the club. I go the leads here of nickelback. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're welcome, We've been here we know these waters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it is. It is when when when's
Speaker 3: the first time everyone ever said anything like came for
Speaker 3: you on the internet? Horrific? Yeah, it's a terrible feeling.
Speaker 3: Now it's fine, Yeah, I guess, but I mean this
Speaker 3: thing did kind of rattle me. Yeah all right, yeah there, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it did kind of like I'm a little more
Speaker 3: of a easily rattle I'm not comedia. Yeah what about Will?
Speaker 3: Uh no?
Speaker 2: Will is finding a way to not be cancelable? Wow,
Speaker 2: he did it April Fool's joke and it was a
Speaker 2: black baby and it was fucking hilarious. And you look
Speaker 2: at You're like, God, I hope he I hope I
Speaker 2: have a co host after this. Yeah, nothing happened. You're like, dude,
Speaker 2: Jesus on his insured and was like, this fucking guy's
Speaker 2: a problem.
Speaker 3: You're like, I go to church. Yeah, I win.
Speaker 1: That's a video posted what was the Navy put on it?
Speaker 1: Earlean ge Willa, Earleen Compton. He posts that people are
Speaker 1: in the in the mentionments being like congratulations ship, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, get canceled.
Speaker 3: You didn't get canceled.
Speaker 2: I'm out let him go.
Speaker 3: I know. Mar Jackson retweeted like, yeah, that's when Lamar
Speaker 3: Jackson and Will became boys. That's so yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the closest I get being canceled is probably
Speaker 1: after this podcast. Really yeah, all the ventriloquist things you've
Speaker 1: done to me during.
Speaker 3: This it wasn't me. Yeah, come over here with my
Speaker 3: mouth not moving. But also Taylor said, he didn't say
Speaker 3: it's like you don't. You don't appear on any of
Speaker 3: the like it's just half screened the whole podcast, like
Speaker 3: we just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the clips are just like black photo with the
Speaker 1: with the auto audio behind it in like the.
Speaker 3: Interview people and like cocaine cowboys, Like your mouth is
Speaker 3: like different, like that's not even him. Yeah, what you
Speaker 3: don't have we can cut it out. But what did
Speaker 3: you get canceled for? Probably well I was you can
Speaker 3: look it up. Yeah no, I don't know, dude, I'm asking. Well,
Speaker 3: I was performing in church. I was doing a lot
Speaker 3: of shows in churches, and I was drinking a bunch
Speaker 3: and I was like, uh, like with like cooking on
Speaker 3: the girls and stuff, not hooking up, but like yeah,
Speaker 3: just being not a Christian pretty much.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really ancel that and look it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: I can't legally, I can't.
Speaker 3: I had a special on the biggest I was set
Speaker 3: to come out on the biggest platform and it got canceled.
Speaker 2: I can't legally say it. You can't legally say it
Speaker 2: still to this day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: You kind of asked the question. Asking that question was
Speaker 1: like why would I ask this, Quesod?
Speaker 3: Yeah's that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing about it is, there's like I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's like.
Speaker 3: It is what it is not. There's the same with
Speaker 3: like the the uh I just uh eminem to myself.
Speaker 3: It mild myself. Yeah, yeah, that's the moon. So you
Speaker 3: gotta do.
Speaker 1: One time, I was getting a lot of penalties in
Speaker 1: football games and I had like three against the Kansas
Speaker 1: City Chiefs.
Speaker 2: We ended up winning, thank god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had a whole bunch of reporters after
Speaker 1: been like, hey, what's it, And I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get lots of penalties. I'm an absolute liability
Speaker 3: out there. Just started rattling all the things and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, you know, I was like, thank god
Speaker 3: I did that. Yeah you know this because you go
Speaker 3: to church. But you know the story about uh that
Speaker 3: there were there were that when I say yes, regardless,
Speaker 3: there was that there was a prostitute and they were
Speaker 3: gonna like stone her. That's so they're gonna everybody circled
Speaker 3: up in the community to stone her. And then it
Speaker 3: was about to go down, and Jesus was like, you
Speaker 3: without sin cast the first stump, and everybody drop their
Speaker 3: stones and kind of walked away. I do know that story. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we're gonna put a link at the bottom if you
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Speaker 2: That would have been the time.
Speaker 3: That would have been the time.
Speaker 2: We're like, well, yeah, yeah, I missed it.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, they go, you without sin cast the first stump,
Speaker 3: and that's like that. That's like the everybody is with
Speaker 3: everybody's favorite Bible verses, Like what what are we gonna
Speaker 3: like publicly? We like to because if somebody is here,
Speaker 3: you are here. You don't like we like to bring
Speaker 3: celebrities down level people out. Now. We at the begin
Speaker 3: you like when you start a podcast, there was like yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you get a little okay, I don't like
Speaker 3: him up there. Yeah yeah, you need to relax. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't like this. I wanted you to like not
Speaker 3: have to like work at Staples anymore. But I don't
Speaker 3: like the fact that you're you have a nice car.
Speaker 3: I don't like this because now it's a reflection on me.
Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I get it. I feel like boys.
Speaker 1: Do we have any questions in the back before we
Speaker 1: wrap this thing up? Two hour podcasts? Did you think
Speaker 1: it would go long or short? I would say that's
Speaker 1: probably about right. Yeah, but what's our longest one? Pressure?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I didn't say a word. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I just sat there and let the man work, and
Speaker 1: you had air conditioning, probably that one. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm back sweating and as is insane.
Speaker 2: But I don't know hood too.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's under this. I'm gonna take it
Speaker 3: off in the middle. Yeah, yeah, I think I got
Speaker 3: a little. Yeah, I do. My uh specialist coming out
Speaker 3: this week. We're announcing it this week. It's called John
Speaker 3: Christ would like to release it, release a statement? I
Speaker 3: love it? Yeah, what's it? What's it on YouTube? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's crazy about that is everybody's doing theirs on YouTube? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've noticed that everybody. Why do you think that is
Speaker 3: taking away that the power from Netflix?
Speaker 2: Well, you can't, it's easier to share.
Speaker 3: And if comics all we all have like a if
Speaker 3: you're a you're a movie star, you don't have a
Speaker 3: live show revenue stream so you have to just get
Speaker 3: the money from the streamer.
Speaker 2: Is what it's gonna pay you. That's gonna pay your bills.
Speaker 3: We have it's like putting out music in a lot
Speaker 3: of ways, the live shows where you make to generate
Speaker 3: all your income, so you just want as money people
Speaker 3: as you can see that as possible. And sometimes if
Speaker 3: you go to one of those streamers, they say you
Speaker 3: can cut, like we'll let you cut ten minutes worth
Speaker 3: of clips. You can't have it. We have it when
Speaker 3: you got to like we got offered from like one
Speaker 3: of the smaller UH streaming platforms for like a sizable
Speaker 3: and they were like, I go, yeah, I can't. I'm
Speaker 3: not telling everyone to go get Paramount plus or not
Speaker 3: not down, but like that was a knock on them,
Speaker 3: and I tried to like well plus taking strays like
Speaker 3: what we don't like, how am I going to? I
Speaker 3: want this thing to get out. That's all you wanted
Speaker 3: to do is so people can see it. And you're like,
Speaker 3: if it goes over there, you're like, dude, I love it,
Speaker 3: but no, thanks, Yeah, I'm not don't go into to
Speaker 3: be or something whatever to see. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not mentioning the one it was.
Speaker 1: How do you feel that from a confidence level about this?
Speaker 1: Like where your nerves at when you're releasing a special
Speaker 1: like this one coming out? Is it like, hey, funk
Speaker 1: I hope people like this as No, it's I mean
Speaker 1: it's all been workshopped live for you.
Speaker 3: Hope people. Sometimes the algorithm won't, it won't get seen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not that it's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have a large you have a large
Speaker 1: presence on YouTube and be alright all that you'll be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you always gonna be at where you use your networking
Speaker 1: situations to tell your comedian buddies, Hey, will you please
Speaker 1: post this?
Speaker 3: You post it? Yeah, yeah, I'll put it. Well. The
Speaker 3: thing about it is, thanks, dude, is when I were
Speaker 3: asking me if when I was well, yeah, I just kid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when I was a couple followers, somebody said on TikTok
Speaker 3: they were like, hey, because when Lewis c K he
Speaker 3: did like Madison Square Garden like a couple months ago.
Speaker 3: And some girl on TikTok was like, okay, So apparently
Speaker 3: Lewis c K is like uncanceled. Now, like who decided that?
Speaker 3: Like you know who decided comics? Yeah, comics Joe Rogan
Speaker 3: and Bert and he went on to comics literally uncanceled him.
Speaker 3: How did they do that?
Speaker 2: Because they put him on everything.
Speaker 3: All the biggest comedy pods took Lewis y K and
Speaker 3: everybody goes, ah, we love him, and comics uncanceled me.
Speaker 3: It was canceled, and the mainstream media wouldn't have me
Speaker 3: on anything. And then THEO had me on his poduh
Speaker 3: Nate Parkatzi have met on his pod. Andrew Santino had
Speaker 3: me on his pod, Ryan Law all the biggest pods
Speaker 3: and then everybody, now my stuff was everywhere and they
Speaker 3: were like, oh he's back. Yeah. Comedians had the power
Speaker 3: to which is awesome them. That is unbelievable. And now
Speaker 3: if you go on That's America right there, it really
Speaker 3: is because you go on the Tonight Show. Tonight Show
Speaker 3: has one point one million. If I had a if
Speaker 3: I made a video and it went that small, it
Speaker 3: would hang myself, I hang with that'd be that'd be horrible.
Speaker 3: It would be horrible. If a video did, if a
Speaker 3: video did that amount of views, I'd be like, it's
Speaker 3: a failure. One point one million, a big one. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: and they and they have millions.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a video goo over a million boys?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Second, let's go make sure to live another day.
Speaker 3: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure. I was blow the line.
Speaker 3: It was gonna it was gonna put you on in
Speaker 3: the in the being talked about amongst in this country,
Speaker 3: going on James Cordon, I'll I'm just taking shots at everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, I need to get my message out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on Good Morning America.
Speaker 3: No, you're gonna go on somebody's podh Joe Rogan's the
Speaker 3: biggest platform in America.
Speaker 2: So there's yeah, Joe Rogan. And if you never get
Speaker 2: in Joe, have you been on Joe, I haven't been out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You and Joe Boyce we're not buddies. I don't know,
Speaker 3: you don't know, you never met. I've never shook his hand.
Speaker 3: I like his podcast. Yeah, this podcast is great. Yeah,
Speaker 3: number one in ninety three different countries, is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Isn't that just wild? I think that's unbelievable. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it's unbelieving.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a guy that can just really project
Speaker 1: like project guys in oh yeah, start them immediately. If
Speaker 1: he says, I like this comedian, that person's they're sold out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it is, it is. And you guys
Speaker 2: probably the same.
Speaker 3: If you say like, hey, uh these like these I
Speaker 3: don't want to do one of your somebody that you start, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're fantastic. But if you go, hey, like your voice,
Speaker 3: your pod is big, ours like you can affect other
Speaker 3: people's lives Joe Rogan, if he says, hey, everybody needs
Speaker 3: to stop eating at so and so because it will
Speaker 3: affect them, Yeah, heavily, like bankrupt heavily, and so we
Speaker 3: on auch smaller level, you'd be like, hey, don't like
Speaker 3: you can promote the things you like, the people you like,
Speaker 3: and the products you like and not the other stuff.
Speaker 3: And you have in some kind of cloud, not cloud
Speaker 3: in it, but you have some kind of people listen
Speaker 3: to what you say. That's why advertisers come here, because
Speaker 3: you advertise and people buy it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Very simple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's also a scary thing because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people out there that don't have the
Speaker 1: best intentions.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm a big Joe Rogan fan. Yeah, a big I
Speaker 2: think a lot of things.
Speaker 1: He says he's always in a growth mindset, which makes
Speaker 1: me think, Okay, this is the guy I'm willing to follow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Popularity doesn't always equal credibility.
Speaker 3: Yeah. True.
Speaker 1: And so it's like a lot of times when people
Speaker 1: have a voice, it's like that can be nerve wracking,
Speaker 1: not good, especially if they're preaching the wrong things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think a lot of people should not
Speaker 2: have a voice.
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Speaker 2: I had a joke in my show.
Speaker 3: I think I said it like, hey, like you know
Speaker 3: when you tweet, if you're about to tweet a swear word,
Speaker 3: it's like, are you sure you want to stay that?
Speaker 3: You know? They should be like if you're like like, uh,
Speaker 3: we are living on foreign we are living on stolen land.
Speaker 2: It should be like do you are you still on
Speaker 2: your parents' cell phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just like pop, but like your question, you aren't you?
Speaker 2: Like we we we stand with Ukraine I was like,
Speaker 2: have you paid taxes?
Speaker 3: Like it just to be like are you You shouldn't
Speaker 3: be saying this, right, Like a lot of celebrities are
Speaker 3: like we we listen to them, and I don't think
Speaker 3: Joe really has a more.
Speaker 2: He's more like just very inquisitive. And that's I mean,
Speaker 2: he does have a side.
Speaker 1: He's got a side, but he also does a great
Speaker 1: side of playing great way of playing both sides. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he's not just gonna be hard yeah right or
Speaker 1: left or whatever whatever subject it is.
Speaker 3: But he would he would make he would make fun
Speaker 3: of the people that are like Joe Rogan or die like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm talking you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the people that do that about y'all, they were like, dude,
Speaker 3: these guys, you're like, I don't know, we're just trying
Speaker 3: to like we think, but we're not positive.
Speaker 1: Isn't it wild when he like people come up to
Speaker 1: you and they're like, I fucking love yeah yours, I
Speaker 1: love your your comedy and I love listening to you
Speaker 1: on your show on your podcast.
Speaker 2: People come up to me sometimes and it's like why
Speaker 2: do you saved me?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, yeah, that's the.
Speaker 2: Most wild thing to me.
Speaker 1: You were like, hey, like I was going through a
Speaker 1: hard time and you and will because of like your guys'
Speaker 1: chemistry or vibe or whatever liked me helps me.
Speaker 2: And I think, man, that's just crazy that that's that exists.
Speaker 2: It's just wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you I mean, we talk about a lot
Speaker 3: that on our podcast about like we are just trying
Speaker 3: to like people are like, hey, I got this uh
Speaker 3: diagnosis right, or I'm going through a divorce, and like
Speaker 3: the two hours on your podcast every week is like
Speaker 3: a respit from some kind of pain or something like that. Everybody,
Speaker 3: and you know a lot of famous people where they're
Speaker 3: musicians or artists or like I like Tiger Woods. I
Speaker 3: flew out to Southern Hills and Tulsa to watch him
Speaker 3: last year. He came back and he was healthy enough,
Speaker 3: and I go, this.
Speaker 2: Odd to say, but this man has brought me.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I'm gonna cry like it brought me,
Speaker 3: not really, but like so much joy as on Sundays
Speaker 3: seeing that guy in the lead was like in the
Speaker 3: iconic Outfit walks out and and and and and You're like, dude,
Speaker 3: You've just like like there's so many bands that like
Speaker 3: when I've been depressed, you're like that they helped me.
Speaker 3: And and if you see if I saw Tiger Woods,
Speaker 3: you realize, oh, this is uncomfortable because we're on the
Speaker 3: other side of it sometimes and you're like, oh, like
Speaker 3: if it's like dude, you're if I tried to verbalize this,
Speaker 3: the Tiger's like, yeah, too much. He's like, dude, I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to like sink some putts because like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't what I'm trying to get.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep my own life in order.
Speaker 3: Clearly, it's like, don't look up to me, like watching
Speaker 3: an athlete, watching Steph Curry or like, dude, it's it's
Speaker 3: like the gift, is it like from God or something,
Speaker 3: I don't know. You want to you to worship at
Speaker 3: worship in like a religious way, but like idolize somebody else,
Speaker 3: but you don't want to be idolized a man.
Speaker 2: A man is not made to receive it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the idea of yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: The idea of somebody coming to you and essentially telling
Speaker 1: you I idolize you, I'm very uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But like if you just took it for what the
Speaker 1: comment was. It's like, wow, that's amazing that I was
Speaker 1: a bit able to give you something that I wasn't
Speaker 1: aware I could give somebody. Yeah, like you just hope
Speaker 1: a regular a regular person on a dentity basis, Like
Speaker 1: I want to affect my wife and my kids in
Speaker 1: a positive way nine times out of ten.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they frustrate me. That's where the one comes in there.
Speaker 1: But for people like we were in Colorado, dude and
Speaker 1: Will lost his mom and this guy came up, and
Speaker 1: Will's been very vocal about it and the struggles at all.
Speaker 1: We've had a couple of good cries in the show
Speaker 1: and he's like, this dude comes up. He was I
Speaker 1: lost my mom around the same time you did yours,
Speaker 1: and you just helped me. And you could see Will
Speaker 1: does a good job of accepting compliments, which is a
Speaker 1: a trait that people need to have.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also like one of those like I
Speaker 1: just can't believe people listen and like want to be
Speaker 1: a part of this life because we sit in front
Speaker 1: of a.
Speaker 3: Microphone and to help it to some I mean that
Speaker 3: you are like like obviously like very very rich, and
Speaker 3: that's part of it. But like, but yeah, I do
Speaker 3: all right, I do, Okay, that that's but if you don't,
Speaker 3: if you're like an unlike you're s bet or something
Speaker 3: like that, you're like you wanted to. That's why it
Speaker 3: was so hard. Like when during covid IS, nobody was
Speaker 3: like working and you're like, I think that if you
Speaker 3: the simplest job, right, you will say you work at
Speaker 3: McDonald's and you know how to run the So a
Speaker 3: guy comes in, he's been working hard all day. You
Speaker 3: he's hungry. You have the means and the knowledge to
Speaker 3: make a meal for him and give it. He pays
Speaker 3: you for it, and that you are helping. You feel
Speaker 3: like you're control beating to the ward and that's the
Speaker 3: simplest of all jobs.
Speaker 1: But you feel like you're part of helping the other,
Speaker 1: helping society. You're being you're being an active member of society.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you everyone's just alone at home and
Speaker 3: you're like, man, we need to go, Like there are
Speaker 3: other rewards for it. Obviously you can feed your family
Speaker 3: and you can take care of you and you've got to.
Speaker 3: But you're like, well that's what that's what we're here for.
Speaker 3: Ye think at the end of it. If you want
Speaker 3: if you were like wanting the praise your cult leader, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you were like this back to the originals worship
Speaker 3: of this podcast, you should worship me.
Speaker 2: Yeah what yeah? What doesn't make any sense if you.
Speaker 3: If anyone that the highest compliment anyone could say to you,
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, like we'll like that. That means a
Speaker 3: lot to it. We work hard, Yeah, we work hard,
Speaker 3: and we spend a lot of thought into who comes
Speaker 3: on the show and what we say on this show,
Speaker 3: and sometimes we're just taking stuff up, but we do.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 3: We do care. You care about the listeners, You care
Speaker 3: about them. You can you can't do everything, very nobody
Speaker 3: can't go visit everybody's you know, but you do care.
Speaker 1: There's always like a massive struggle with when success happens
Speaker 1: to you because it is like a drug, and whether
Speaker 1: it's sports, comedy, acting, anything like, you feel that sense
Speaker 1: of like, holy shit, I'm doing something that not a
Speaker 1: lot of people get to do. And then as you
Speaker 1: get older and stuff like that, it's like you start
Speaker 1: to realize there's so many other avenues and things you
Speaker 1: can do in this earth, and then you realize I
Speaker 1: only have one shot at this and then like you're like,
Speaker 1: how can I do everything? But then once you start
Speaker 1: pulling your bandwidth apart, essentially you're like, how do you
Speaker 1: make sure not only doing as much stuff as possible,
Speaker 1: but you're doing stuff meaningfully? And that is like that's
Speaker 1: a That's the thing that I struggle with all the
Speaker 1: time because I'm like, I want this podcast to do well.
Speaker 2: I want like I want all the things. I want
Speaker 2: all the things it does.
Speaker 1: But like at the same time, it's like, what's the
Speaker 1: most important thing And that's like what you really have
Speaker 1: to get down to and like that's.
Speaker 3: Where you have to do the work. It's tough. Jeffree Star. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the most times you.
Speaker 2: Got to get down and dirty, get on all fours
Speaker 2: and just well bite the pillow, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Yeah, I guess you. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 3: the pillow. We're both people think we're both gay or like,
Speaker 3: hey we a couple of queens hanging out right now.
Speaker 3: It's like, whoa that was the line after everything? No,
Speaker 3: you do like you do, like we don't got to
Speaker 3: get serious again, all right. I was gonna take it
Speaker 3: back there, but you don't have to. Yeah, No, that's
Speaker 3: the best part about a podcast. Brother, you can bounce around.
Speaker 3: He bounce around. You have to. If somebody says, hey,
Speaker 3: did you're you're you're somebody's you know, crying in the
Speaker 3: meet and greet and say I was, you're like you
Speaker 3: want to dismiss it because it's like if you if
Speaker 3: you thought that you deserved that, it would be a
Speaker 3: wild place. I don't what. You got to be out
Speaker 3: of your mind. You gotta be ill mentally ill to
Speaker 3: think that that, like thank you what? Or like to
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, you're welcome. You can say you're welcome.
Speaker 3: I gues like yeah, but to be able to sit
Speaker 3: there straight face be like good, I did that? You
Speaker 3: know like what yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Thought to be like
Speaker 3: if you to be.
Speaker 2: Used I guess by by God, or to be people
Speaker 2: love like watching you play.
Speaker 3: And like listen to you and you're like, well, I
Speaker 3: mean you're like, I'm just trying to keep my own
Speaker 3: like the idea that people are so we're like, hey,
Speaker 3: we drove, like we took a week. We all flew
Speaker 3: here for your show. That's an event. What paid money
Speaker 3: for a flight? Yeah? But they they they have watched
Speaker 3: your material and deemed that to be a decision that
Speaker 3: they would like to make. Why would you say no,
Speaker 3: it's not worth it or you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: why take that from them? Like everybody that went to
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, you're like, it's just crazy if you interacted
Speaker 3: with her music and it affected you in some type
Speaker 3: of way and you're like, I'm going to spend five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars and you're like, that's what.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we talked about our podcasts, like otherwise, what are.
Speaker 3: We doing here? Like everybody like everybody's depressed, everybody's suicidal.
Speaker 3: Everybody goes back and forth on their willingness and desire
Speaker 3: to live and if something makes you that happy, yeah
Speaker 3: that's worth doing. I get jealous of sometimes people that
Speaker 3: are like like if you're like we're obsessed with the
Speaker 3: Titans and we got an RV and we go to
Speaker 3: every I'm like, dude, I don't care about anything that much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it's almost like obsessed with NASCAR and they just
Speaker 3: go to Like people have followed our tour of us
Speaker 3: around like like call them stalkers, but like, dude, I
Speaker 3: wish I cared about anything that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's exciting. Do you think there's a reason
Speaker 1: why you don't care about anything that much.
Speaker 3: Maybe I's like if somebody's stalking somebody, Like the worst
Speaker 3: thing about it is if the stoker was like oh yeah,
Speaker 3: then you met them and you go, oh yeah, just
Speaker 3: a part, Like I think you've seen the other side
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: If there's do you care about anything?
Speaker 3: Who's the the person like the concert that they were
Speaker 3: like hey, even if they were like Eric Church is
Speaker 3: like my favorite, like and there, I was like, Ah,
Speaker 3: then I go I missed the pre sale. I'll get
Speaker 3: it in the night.
Speaker 2: Are you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like I would love to go, but I've never
Speaker 3: it moves you. There's never been anything for me in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: Games would probably be the most important things that would exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I went to my kids play the other
Speaker 3: day and it was you wouldn't missed that for the world.
Speaker 3: It was terrible.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed every single minute of it. Those kids were
Speaker 1: awful actors, monotone. It was a musical terrible.
Speaker 3: I was terrible.
Speaker 2: It's not good at all, But these kids gave it
Speaker 2: hell and I was like just happy to be there
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever been anything in my life
Speaker 1: where I've like stayed outside for camped overnight for that
Speaker 1: you're waited for a presale to happen.
Speaker 3: But when you were young, no, there's I don't think
Speaker 3: I've ever had that drive to like obsess over someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weirdly, I've always else. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I was like, I want people to do that for me.
Speaker 1: Like I was always like, I want use it special
Speaker 1: enough to where people want to do that and come
Speaker 1: to come see media, whether it was ball or whatever.
Speaker 1: At that point in my life that I'm thinking of yourselves.
Speaker 3: I said. We were at the we were did our
Speaker 3: show on at Tampa on Saturday night, and the Morgan
Speaker 3: Show Isn't Town, and we were talking about the meet
Speaker 3: and greet, the meat greets after the show. My tour
Speaker 3: manager was like, well, we can just like run through
Speaker 3: the meet and greet like super fast so then y'all
Speaker 3: could get over there to the Morgan show. And I
Speaker 3: always said, I go, I would never forfeit the opportunity
Speaker 3: to live my own dream to go watch someone else
Speaker 3: live there. You know your second grade line of this podcast,
Speaker 3: Hey dude, I go, Well, even like open mics, it
Speaker 3: was like small and I was working on my own
Speaker 3: craft and like, hey, the you know the Braves are playing,
Speaker 3: I go, but I could do mine. That's what you're
Speaker 3: saying a little bit. You're like, I want to and
Speaker 3: there's nobody's music I love more than Morgan's. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to short change my fans that have
Speaker 3: come here, and we'll do our show and when it
Speaker 3: is complete, we'll go over there.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you can make it over for that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying is you always wanted to kind
Speaker 2: of live yours.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm saying that I always had like
Speaker 1: a dream, but every everybody has a dream and you
Speaker 1: know when they're growing up there where they want to
Speaker 1: be a firefighter, astronaut or anything. It's just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that was always super important to me, and
Speaker 1: I've never had like a massive passion like that.
Speaker 3: What if we should be if items, if we had
Speaker 3: like a year, we should pick something. What should we
Speaker 3: do just to be like obsessed with to be a band?
Speaker 3: A sport? Just follow them around? Just follow them around.
Speaker 3: All all our content online is that.
Speaker 2: Follow somebody around?
Speaker 3: What's that? It could be an organization? It could be
Speaker 3: you could be it could be a I have to
Speaker 3: really have to really be a hobby. It could be
Speaker 3: any just like I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: all in on this. I would go Nascar. You was
Speaker 3: for really go Nascar? Yeah, you just follow Nascar around everywhere.
Speaker 3: I'll get I mean, I don't think I would give
Speaker 3: be a nestcar group. Oh yeah, all the all the
Speaker 3: all the drivers. Yeah. It's such a good question because
Speaker 3: I don't like concerts. I don't like going to It's
Speaker 3: not music for you. It's what about sports? I've done sports? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Wilson in the locker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: If I was like, I'm gonna go hit every in
Speaker 1: the stadium ever, you go to every NFL stadium to
Speaker 1: watch a game, I've played in every NFL Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Would gambling.
Speaker 3: All of the best gambler, I don't know. I would
Speaker 3: want to be gamble himself or follow her out. I
Speaker 3: would want to himself like, yeah, just over it, learn
Speaker 3: every game. And you know, here's why, here's why.
Speaker 1: I've had some recent luck and gambling and uh, I
Speaker 1: think my ignorance is what's keeping me alive. But I
Speaker 1: refuse to learn anything more about lick. You go too deep,
Speaker 1: you might you start learning. It's like this is when
Speaker 1: you hit I have a little card. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's like sixteen verses. You gotta stay. I I think
Speaker 1: that's when you lose. Yeah, what happened to Taylor? He
Speaker 1: we haven't heard.
Speaker 2: He didn't text mine, And that's a really slippery slope.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think something like following uh something. I don't even
Speaker 2: follow it all, Like soccer. I don't follow soccer at all,
Speaker 2: but like to go to Europe and find just one
Speaker 2: guy who's a stud and just follow them around, and
Speaker 2: that I think that would be cool to do because
Speaker 2: it'd be a world I am. So you just learn
Speaker 2: as you go and you're just im.
Speaker 3: I like people that are I like people that are
Speaker 3: like obsessed with something. Like the guy the guy came
Speaker 3: to meet and greet last night. He goes, Dude, I
Speaker 3: make custom range rovers all I don't. I only make
Speaker 3: one at a time, and I'm two a year for people,
Speaker 3: and I go over and get them from Europe and
Speaker 3: we fly them back and he's like that's He's like,
Speaker 3: he's use all his feed is range rovers old ones,
Speaker 3: army ones, and he like, he's like he wakes up
Speaker 3: in the morning and he's just like, I got a
Speaker 3: reason to be here and everybody needs that in some
Speaker 3: way way.
Speaker 2: It could be your family. It could, but if you're
Speaker 2: not waking up or like like we had that.
Speaker 3: Uh. I don't mean to bring up THEO again, but
Speaker 3: we were a lot. Yeah, yeah, THEO and Brad Paisley.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, we were there was the shooting that was
Speaker 3: in Uh, there was. I was out there, uh, because
Speaker 3: I had some families, they're friends of mine. Then went
Speaker 3: to Covenant and I got those kids off at school
Speaker 3: all the time, and I was kind of over there.
Speaker 3: And THEO, they we went about him very very compassionate
Speaker 3: and feels very very heavily and he's like, dude, where
Speaker 3: are you And I was like, I'm out here at
Speaker 3: this church and he's like, and he came by and
Speaker 3: we were just talking about that girl that you know
Speaker 3: she did.
Speaker 2: I was like, why why would you do something like that?
Speaker 3: I go, well, you know, the system hadn't quite worked
Speaker 3: for her, whether the society hadn't like given her reason
Speaker 3: to and with her. I don't want to get too
Speaker 3: deep into that, but you go why, why theo why
Speaker 3: did you wake up this morning and like go to
Speaker 3: you like shower and go work out?
Speaker 2: Why did you do that? Why did I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want to be here. I want to I like
Speaker 3: doing comedy. I want to be as healthy as I can,
Speaker 3: to be able to do it for as long as
Speaker 3: I can. If the system, You're like, why did you
Speaker 3: wake up? Like we had a buddy that is a
Speaker 3: comedian that is like fifty. It just had like a
Speaker 3: very bad health issue and he's never really made it
Speaker 3: in comedy. Very bad health issue, is in the hospital
Speaker 3: for a year, has like a million dollars worth of
Speaker 3: medical debt, and he can't do comedy anymore. And we
Speaker 3: were like, dude, let's get up and like go for
Speaker 3: a walk and like get some vegetables. And he goes, why.
Speaker 2: You know, like yeah, he's like, so I can be
Speaker 2: here for twenty more years, and yeah, because he did
Speaker 2: he lost his drink.
Speaker 3: He's like, he can't do it anymore, so yourself, well
Speaker 3: do let's get up And he goes, why would I
Speaker 3: do why? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And you go, oh, I wonder why people are wired
Speaker 2: that way?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't make the covenant thing I literally truly can't
Speaker 1: wrap my head around.
Speaker 2: Not just yeah, yeah, as happens every day, happens every.
Speaker 3: Day, happens every day. Yeah, but you, I think to myself,
Speaker 3: if you're if you're like the system, me and you
Speaker 3: and everybody in this bust the system whatever the government
Speaker 3: or or whatever you call it or capitalism is, has
Speaker 3: worked for us, right, we have and we found a
Speaker 3: way to find a romantic partner. Some of us more
Speaker 3: successful than others. But uh, I just jokeing or like,
Speaker 3: and like everybody in here is like Alex works. It
Speaker 3: was like, hey, if we do this, if we if
Speaker 3: we keep going, if we go in the right direction,
Speaker 3: more average, like we we see the we see the
Speaker 3: way right, and we can go on vacation and better
Speaker 3: ones with our families, and we can like imagine if
Speaker 3: you were trying to be kept being like cast aside
Speaker 3: by the system, right, and you have like you you
Speaker 3: try to, you know, get a date and they're like hmm,
Speaker 3: you try to like kind of start a business and
Speaker 3: everybody's like, h you're socially it was like like everyone
Speaker 3: creates it commits acts like that in isolation alone, right,
Speaker 3: And so you're just like if if everybody keeps pushing
Speaker 3: you aside, like the fantasy where you drive by that
Speaker 3: like door where they sell weapons and you go right
Speaker 3: in a very very unhealthy like you go, oh, like
Speaker 3: that person has power. Yeah, scary. Yeah. The idea of.
Speaker 1: Like not having a why is really just such a
Speaker 1: big deal because that you point everybody back here. Everyone
Speaker 1: here is no one in here is working a cubicle job,
Speaker 1: you know, the something that they're they're all working and
Speaker 1: getting better at a craft every single day.
Speaker 3: But why did they have Why did you have the
Speaker 3: idea that you're like I'm going all the way to
Speaker 3: the league, or like, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't very easily been a person without direction, and
Speaker 1: I was. I was very troubled in youth, and I
Speaker 1: was in a lot of trouble legally, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, like I just played football in my
Speaker 1: football team my sophomore year ended up winning States, and
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: And it felt I want to do this. That's it,
Speaker 2: and that's it, you know.
Speaker 3: We I was having a conversation with my buddies that
Speaker 3: works in inner city and school, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't understand why there's like graffiti everywhere, graffe all
Speaker 3: over the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: And I was like, why, it doesn't make any sense,
Speaker 2: that's just it's why why was anyone do that?
Speaker 3: And then he goes, if you've like reached out for
Speaker 3: like hell or like a voice, and people constantly have
Speaker 3: been like yeah, and you never have been rewarded, you
Speaker 3: never felt then why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you burn
Speaker 3: the whole thing down? You're like, I don't it's pointless
Speaker 3: for me to be here. And that's what suicide is.
Speaker 3: It's why you go, I don't I want to Why?
Speaker 3: Why do I want to follow the rules? I want
Speaker 3: to want to drive in the internteated. I don't want
Speaker 3: to get a ticket because I want to have a
Speaker 3: driver's size, because I want to be able to fly
Speaker 3: so I can the rewards of the system. Has it's
Speaker 3: worked for me? And you've got some validation from doing
Speaker 3: a thing, and you go, I would like to keep
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 2: And if you're not, if you're not on that, if
Speaker 2: you what do you call it giving up?
Speaker 3: You're like, you should should start working out, or you
Speaker 3: should start taking care of your body. Why, yeah, Well
Speaker 3: what do you think the answer is, Well, I mean
Speaker 3: I'm a Christian, so that's that was part of my
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 2: The kind of the north star.
Speaker 1: I guess for me, Yeah, I mean finding something else,
Speaker 1: not finding something to believe in something.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here? This got way too serious.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, no, I mean yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: So you're like, but this is it's a good question
Speaker 1: to ask because like, some people don't have Christianity or religion,
Speaker 1: and maybe that's not that's not their answer for their why.
Speaker 2: It's like, you just got to find something to believe
Speaker 2: in for a reason.
Speaker 3: And if you if you back to Taylor Swift, if
Speaker 3: you're obsessed with Taylor Swift, you're like, well, if I
Speaker 3: take another shift at my job, I can maybe get
Speaker 3: the better seat, or I can buy a better out
Speaker 3: or like right, so you're like, if I well, if
Speaker 3: I work harder than I can, there's a reward of
Speaker 3: But some if you that's what we're saying, if you
Speaker 3: don't have anything, you never got the validation of winning state.
Speaker 3: If you never that's like just a just a shot
Speaker 3: of like adrenaline so heavy that you go, I won't
Speaker 3: do that. That's what happened when I first made someone laugh.
Speaker 3: I want to do that for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: And I get up and I want to meet with
Speaker 3: my agents, and I want to keep myself together and
Speaker 3: I want to present well and I want to because
Speaker 3: I want to do it for as long as possible
Speaker 3: and to help help other people.
Speaker 2: And if you don't have a what's the plant? But
Speaker 2: even outside of outside of suicide is addiction.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's what it is. That's another thing too.
Speaker 3: Addiction is.
Speaker 2: Like I've never I've never I've never been addicted, but
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I have a very addictive personality, but I've always had
Speaker 1: the ability to sit there and be like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing this too much? Are you doing that too much?
Speaker 1: You should just take a break. And I do take
Speaker 1: a break, and then you feel a whole lot better.
Speaker 1: The suicide thing, I mean, the people obviously every single
Speaker 1: day cament suicide and I like, I've never once had
Speaker 1: that thought in my head. It's such a hard thing
Speaker 1: for me to conceptually wrap my mind around somebody that
Speaker 1: somebody was gonna, you know, do that. It's the current,
Speaker 1: it's basically, and it also shows how lucky I've been
Speaker 1: in life, Like there's a there's a wild amount of
Speaker 1: luck that you're you need to go along with talent
Speaker 1: or passion or whatever else so you're you're able to
Speaker 1: shoot it. There's a lot of guys, like songwriters, comedians
Speaker 1: that are tortured souls and then they found the outlets
Speaker 1: that way to do that. Football football included, Like there's
Speaker 1: dudes that run away. Football save so many people's lives.
Speaker 1: Sports save so many people. And you could see it
Speaker 1: in the in locker room sometimes college, high school, everything
Speaker 1: like this is like the and think keeping this guy
Speaker 1: afloat and and worry about that guy when he's done?
Speaker 1: You like, what's gonna happen to him.
Speaker 2: When he's Yes, so he lost his like what do
Speaker 2: we And a lot of guys are that, Yeah, they
Speaker 2: lost their reason.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Well, the whole thing was
Speaker 3: working towards winning a ring. Now we're done with that?
Speaker 3: Or what are we doing? And then you and then
Speaker 3: you then you go, well, what's the point of all
Speaker 3: of this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like you if you're you, if you achieved your lifelong goal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything after that is just disappointment.
Speaker 2: And then you go, what we're gonna do?
Speaker 3: What are we I'm gonna spend another forty years on
Speaker 3: this planet talking about remember the.
Speaker 2: That's horrible. Yeah, the best if your best day was
Speaker 2: behind you.
Speaker 3: Right right, that's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a huge reason I'm so grateful for doing this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's like you start this while you're involved.
Speaker 1: And if I if I was where I'm at now
Speaker 1: my career of football, yeah I didn't have this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mental fortitude would be much.
Speaker 3: Positive.
Speaker 1: I would be I would not be in a good
Speaker 1: because it consumes you. It truly is your identity. And
Speaker 1: then you would always say, hey, football is what you do,
Speaker 1: it's not who you are. That's bullshit.
Speaker 3: Like if you're gonna if you're going to become what
Speaker 3: you got was able to, you've got it. It literally
Speaker 3: absorbs you. People.
Speaker 1: I'll have conversations with Will or my wife, and I'll
Speaker 1: talk about conversations three years ago, and uh, like they
Speaker 1: would say things that I would say, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I fucking said that.
Speaker 2: But it was all in the lens of because I'm
Speaker 2: a football player.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be viewed this way, viewed that way,
Speaker 1: and that now that seems so small to me, and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, you're just finding something and we're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to answer this question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think of it. But but if anybody go,
Speaker 2: what's the reason to like Like.
Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to say, but somebody told me
Speaker 3: one time, they go we I just show in Detroit
Speaker 3: and it was like the guy came to me after
Speaker 3: the show and he goes, it was at a church.
Speaker 3: This is back, and I was back. I used to
Speaker 3: perform at churches. I don't do it anymore. But he goes,
Speaker 3: we have this girl. It was like, she loves your comedy.
Speaker 3: She's like obsessed with your comedy. And whether this this
Speaker 3: story is embellished from him or not, he goes, she
Speaker 3: was like suicidal, and she goes, well, John's coming, you know,
Speaker 3: two months or something. He's come. So I want to
Speaker 3: like stay, I want to stay. I would like I like,
Speaker 3: not anything about me, but like I like that. So
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay a lot for the show. Wild. It's
Speaker 3: a wild thing to hear. It's a wild thing to
Speaker 3: hear on this side. But you go, well, back to
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, You're like, yeah, but okay, if you don't
Speaker 3: have anything, anything that you're you make range rovers, or
Speaker 3: you make this table or you're like, dude, I'm upset
Speaker 3: if you're if nothing brings you joy, I don't know, wait,
Speaker 3: what what would to say? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably a lot of people listening to this
Speaker 2: right now going I don't have that, Like where is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And you just something that is something that that's
Speaker 3: a I was like having something on the on the
Speaker 3: like you're going into going into your doctor, you say
Speaker 3: you want to be on antidepressants. He's like, we'll put
Speaker 3: a couple of fun things on your calendar, get some sunlight,
Speaker 3: have a conversation with your parents, forgive some people, and
Speaker 3: start exercising and come back in a month before we
Speaker 3: put you on anti depressants.
Speaker 2: Let's try that first.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise what are you doing? And and and
Speaker 3: in the system. If you look at the financial system,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, this is never I'm never gonna get it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also like, I don't know, it's tough. Have you
Speaker 2: ever been depressed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, Like the idea of doing anything when
Speaker 1: you're depressed, it's one of the hardest things.
Speaker 2: And if you're not depressed, you can't understand somebody that
Speaker 2: is depressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you've I've I've had dark days
Speaker 1: and it's like, yo, I know I have to do X,
Speaker 1: Y and Z today, But the thought of even doing
Speaker 1: eating out of bed right now is just is just
Speaker 1: awful not doing it, but it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's it. That's a good little remedy right there.
Speaker 1: Like put a couple of things in your calendar that
Speaker 1: you think, Okay, this is gonna give me something to
Speaker 1: look forward to. It some really forward to some to
Speaker 1: look forward to, sunlight, interaction with human beings. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: around to say.
Speaker 3: There's a I don't know if it's a documentary or
Speaker 3: something that Jonah Hill put on with his therapist. I
Speaker 3: forget what that's called. It's called.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but the guy has like a pyramid
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: If you can achieve these three things, like it's a
Speaker 1: relationship with yourself, relationship with people, and then I think
Speaker 1: it was a relationship with a higher power, which is
Speaker 1: a word that people really like, you know, for you
Speaker 1: growing up the way you did.
Speaker 2: It's like that's so normal. Yeah, God, yeah, it's uncommon
Speaker 2: for a lot. Yeah, but it's it's it's wild how
Speaker 2: uncommon is for so many people outside of ourselves, invest.
Speaker 1: In yeah, yeah, ins in organized religion. What's going on?
Speaker 1: And sometimes the answer is like, you don't have to
Speaker 1: understand everything. I think that's what human beings want to
Speaker 1: do so much, is understand everything going on in the world.
Speaker 1: And it's that's not possible. You're not going to be
Speaker 1: able to obtain that knowledge. Our brains don't function at
Speaker 1: that capacity. Yeah, but there there is an it. There
Speaker 1: is every day you're like you look at like like
Speaker 1: a flower or something like, there has to how that
Speaker 1: get made.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like God is like something's going on here, you know,
Speaker 3: or you look at like another person that you're like
Speaker 3: these feelings of of like love or compassion or ego.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be a yeah. Wait, this is beyond our
Speaker 3: knowledge of No, we have the microphones, yeah, yeah, less
Speaker 3: than us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everything we say is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it. I think it's two people
Speaker 3: trying to sort that stuff out and you go, I mean,
Speaker 3: if there's got to be something else besides, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Jim Carrey that said I wish everybody could be rich
Speaker 3: and famous. They can realize it's not not the answer.
Speaker 3: That's not the answer.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help a lot of it though, yeah, just
Speaker 1: getting no question. There's a lot to look forward to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look for who needs someone interaction? When you got money,
Speaker 1: fame and wealth.
Speaker 3: That's our message really, that is Yeah, if you subscribe
Speaker 3: to this podcast, dude, you can achieve all that with
Speaker 3: our ten steps program.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dude. When when's your special?
Speaker 3: Come out?
Speaker 2: May twenty third?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, twenty first on YouTube and it's called Chris
Speaker 3: would like to release a statement.
Speaker 2: Well, what was your process on figuring out that title?
Speaker 3: Oh? I had like a couple of them, and then
Speaker 3: I was like that one it would be the most.
Speaker 3: Like everyone's like, wait what yeah that one about you
Speaker 3: just asked? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The reason we did it? Yeah yeah yeah. But the
Speaker 2: way it's it was like John Chris and then when the.
Speaker 3: Question mark.
Speaker 2: Like, oh I gotta tune this find out what this
Speaker 2: guy's up to?
Speaker 3: You man, the question mark, fuck, did you answer a
Speaker 3: lot of people's questions and just come out like halfway
Speaker 3: the show be like I'm not and then watch like
Speaker 3: a bunch of people get out of and leave the.
Speaker 2: Leave the stadium. Oh he's not, damn it. Like yeah,
Speaker 2: on YouTube you can see like you're like where the
Speaker 2: view count and then.
Speaker 3: Where yeahs, says the word day and then it goes
Speaker 3: straight down. That's larious.
Speaker 2: The next special, dude, the next special.
Speaker 1: Oh man, man, I'm I'm I was like pleasant, I
Speaker 1: obviously knew this is gonna be a great podcast, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really grateful you came on here.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed talking to you. Thank you, brother, thanks
Speaker 2: for having me on.
Speaker 1: It was an amazing time. We'll have to do it again.
Speaker 1: But for those of you watching, please subscribe on subscribe
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