1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred Duyowa 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: dot com or call away. All right, it's time for 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: your phone tap. And if you've seen any type of 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: sporting event on TV lately, or you've watched any primetime 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: network shows, I'm sure you've seen the advertisements for five 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: G Yeah, yeah, no, more gs the better. That's right, 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: the next big thing in wireless more five g G 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: to the fifth degree. There's no escaping it right now 12 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: everywhere you look. In fact, we call one guy to 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: tell him he's the lucky, random person that got picked 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: out of a hat for his apartment to get a 15 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: five G upgrade. But once he hears what that really means, 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: he might want to move. You'll understand when you hear 17 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now, another tap, Tony, 18 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking 19 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: to speak with Toby. You got him. Hi. My name 20 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: is Diane. I'm one of the managers for the apartments 21 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 1: Oh hey, Dianne, what's up? Just making sure you're in 22 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: unit number three, three sixty four. Great, great, just what 23 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: I was about to say. And I've got great news 24 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: for you. What's that Your apartment just got picked out 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 1: of a hat for a really cool renovation. What. Yeah, 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: that's what I said too. That's so cool. Wait till 27 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 1: you hear about it. It gets even cooler. I mean, 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 1: have you seen the ads for five G on TV? Yeah? Okay, 29 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: I want you to imagine having the technology of an 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: entire five G cell phone tower inside your apartment. Um, 31 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: I'm not following. Okay, I got a little excited. Sorry, 32 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: you're right. Let me explain better. Have you have you 33 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: seen the older cell phone towers around the city? No, 34 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: you know, the big ones. They're really ugly. They stand 35 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: out kind of in a bad way, I guess, so okay, well, 36 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: now they're able to camouflage them so much better. Wait, 37 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 1: are you saying that you're putting an actual cell phone 38 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: tower in my apartment? I need you to close your 39 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: eyes right now. Okay. I want you to imagine getting 40 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: home from work and you walk into the kitchen and 41 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: something is glowing in the corner. It looks like a 42 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: normal fridge, but when you open it, bam, five G 43 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: antenna right there? Are you being serious? Because it seems 44 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: like this isn't real. I know, the technology is unbelievable. 45 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: I hear you. Okay, they've been trying to camouflage these 46 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: things everywhere, and yours is going to look like a fridge. 47 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I mean, a fridge is pretty big, right, but it's 48 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: not as big as an old cell phone tower. Okay, 49 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: but does that mean I'm losing my old bridge or 50 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: something I don't understand. Oh no, no, no, no, no, 51 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: that would be ridiculous. I mean, you're gonna have two fridges. 52 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: One is a five G and the others your normal fridge. Okay, 53 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: why are you doing this? That's a fair question, and 54 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a one hundred percent honest with you. 55 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: We just feel like we couldn't pass up the opportunity 56 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: to give our residents the fastest, you know, most reliable 57 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 1: internet connection out there. Okay. That and they gave us 58 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 1: a ton of money, so there's that. Yeah. Nice. Does 59 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: any of that money come to me? Oh yeah, I 60 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: mean the five G people they didn't forget about the 61 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: little guy. Well that's good. They're gonna give you not one, 62 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: but two thirty dollars phone cards for international calls. No, yeah, 63 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: that's not gonna work. They are You don't understand, like, 64 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: I never asked for anything to be put in my apartment. 65 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: No super technology. Deally, I don't mean I don't want this. 66 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Can I ask you? I don't 67 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: want to offend you. But are you a little bit older? 68 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: Is that why you don't understand the technology? You know what, Diane? 69 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: You kind offended me right now. You know I'm not 70 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: young and I'm not old, but I'm definitely old enough 71 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: to know that I don't want to five G tower 72 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,839 Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Well it's a little late for that. 73 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: I told you we already have the ball rolling on this. 74 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: The wireless company is coming tomorrow to install it for you. 75 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: And no, no, listen, these are details that you can 76 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: work out tomorrow, because no, no, no no, no, no no, 77 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: there are no details to work out. I ain't gonna 78 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: be there tomorrow. That's one problem. Okay, Well that's fine. 79 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: I mean, with twenty four hour notice, we have keys, 80 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,600 Speaker 1: we can let ourselves in. But I mean you may 81 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: want to go over with him what to do and 82 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: what not to do with the five G fridge. That's 83 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: all I'm saying, because I do know that there are 84 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: some things that are a little different, like don't walk 85 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: within five feet of it from eight am till six pm. 86 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: What I mean, that's just peaked time, right, Like you said, 87 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: you're usually never there during the day, so it shouldn't 88 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: affect you. But I think it wouldn't be there tomorrow. 89 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm not usually there during the day. 90 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: I said it wouldn't be there tomorrow. Well, maybe you 91 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: should plan on not being there the next day either. 92 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 1: Then listen, Dian, maybe you should plan I'm putting this 93 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: sucker in another public because I'm done. I'm not having this. 94 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: Can I be honest? I wish you would be. I 95 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: thought your accent was term early on, but now kind 96 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: of annoying. I mean what Okay, First of all, you 97 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: offend me because you call me old, and now you're 98 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 1: saying that my absence annoying. This is a joke. It's 99 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: actually broke from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey in 100 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Are 101 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: you kidding me? Oh, don't blame me. You gotta blame 102 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: your buddy Jerry. He lives next door. Apparently, Oh okay, 103 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: he said you were super loud the other night and 104 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: kept him up, so he just called him. Mess with Funny. 105 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh you're really freaking out about that 106 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 1: five G fridge. It was just two fridges. I'm not 107 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:41,160 Speaker 1: stopped up at my five G milk. Don't have any 108 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 1: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On 109 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: the twenties, ninety two point five