Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Zeit
Speaker 1: Sassin's trend. Oh shadows.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and.
Speaker 1: You know I know what that's all about.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, Jack, I know you wanted to be Yasca,
Speaker 3: but no, you are more no it acs.
Speaker 1: You get you planning some acs or what?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, okay, okay, am I pulling it off? Ya
Speaker 2: buying it?
Speaker 3: Show everybody your Ubi soft tattoo you got. Oh my,
Speaker 3: the Division One man, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, play Division One.
Speaker 2: The UFT game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know when the disease took over
Speaker 3: New York and a new group of people had to
Speaker 3: rise up from the dystopian chaos to bring order to
Speaker 3: New York City.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as me shade Ah.
Speaker 1: You might know my work, Miles. It's Thursday, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: basically Friday. It's almst Friday. Yeah, getting there, it's getting there.
Speaker 1: We were just watching some fun videos. We just watched
Speaker 1: Pikachu fleeing the Turkish police. Nice little, uh work of
Speaker 1: art brought to you by the real Dystopia. Yea, god
Speaker 1: damn it is not some AI ship.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, running trailers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can talk about that when we get
Speaker 1: to the n b A or NBA section later in
Speaker 1: this trending episode, but first, as students, American citizens are
Speaker 1: being apprehended basically kidnapped by masked I don't know police.
Speaker 3: Uh say that word when you're like, these people are
Speaker 3: just like state sponsored terrorists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, state sponsored mass kidnappers. And you know they're good
Speaker 1: because they're hiding their identity. That's what's happening in the
Speaker 1: US right now. Pretty scary stuff. And they're being deported
Speaker 1: from the country for holding opinions that the government doesn't like. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, So, Joe Rogan's talking about, you know, government's
Speaker 1: getting caught up in tyranny and violating people freedom of speech.
Speaker 1: He's just talking about it happening in Canada for some reason.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Joe, Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: He said he has for a while now, said he
Speaker 1: wouldn't travel to Canada. And the UFC is hosting a
Speaker 1: big event UFC three point fifteen in Montreal, and for
Speaker 1: political reasons, he's not going to go there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shut the fuck up, dude, it's because you're good.
Speaker 3: No one wants to see your ass, especially not in
Speaker 3: Canada now. Yeah, being like the face of like a
Speaker 3: lot of the right wing Meeta, Yeah, a good time
Speaker 3: to go, but not a good time, dude. Actually, I'm
Speaker 3: not going because I'm like trying to avoid booze and
Speaker 3: shit and people basically yelling at me or voicing their
Speaker 3: displeasure with me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go because they're tired.
Speaker 1: Call me a teetotaler the way I avoid booze. There,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I know, as I said that out loud, it sounded
Speaker 3: like avoid booze. But yeah, thank you for turning them
Speaker 3: into a bar.
Speaker 1: And what a cool bar it would be to brag
Speaker 1: about how thin skinned.
Speaker 2: You are exactly. Let them know, let them know, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Call me a tee total of
Speaker 2: the way I'm avoiding the booze.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Actually, yeah, they can come down on
Speaker 1: you for a lot of things. They seized up the
Speaker 1: bank accounts for people who were protesting the truckers. So
Speaker 1: he's still worried about the the truck freedom voice from
Speaker 1: years ago, but as yet not not really speaking out
Speaker 1: on behalf of the people who protested or were just
Speaker 1: like at a protest, not even leading protests, yeah, or.
Speaker 3: Having a byeline where in a student paper said, Mmm,
Speaker 3: genocide's bad.
Speaker 1: We kind of don't.
Speaker 3: Well, so you materially support hamas what and even say
Speaker 3: that word?
Speaker 2: What are you talking? What the what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that's where we're at right now.
Speaker 1: So he was saying, he was saying he didn't want
Speaker 1: to go to Canada last July and now during a
Speaker 1: recent podcast with fellow non comedian Brendan Shaub, he said,
Speaker 1: I won't be there. I don't go to Canada anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'd rather go to Russia.
Speaker 2: Oh really for real?
Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, that's crazy, that's that's so wild, Such
Speaker 1: a strong statement coming from you, somebody who throats the
Speaker 1: boot for an administration that is blatantly in league with Russia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Canada, I can't look when I inevitably i'll be there.
Speaker 3: That's because I'm fleeing America. But I like going to
Speaker 3: Canada and I'm do it.
Speaker 2: Is it can't describe what's can Well, how do you all.
Speaker 3: See Americans when we show up in canaon Because I
Speaker 3: know there's a lot of Canadian listeners. I'm I'm very
Speaker 3: respectful wherever I go, so typically, but I'm also no,
Speaker 3: this is a very interesting period in international relations. I
Speaker 3: don't necessarily see Canadian people as turning up like what
Speaker 3: are you a fucking American and then throwing a fucking
Speaker 3: hot Tim Hortons in my face.
Speaker 1: But let me know, you have to like swear allegiance
Speaker 1: to Tim Hortons or Fine Toney or Fine. I'd be like, sure, man,
Speaker 1: it's better than what we got going on down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever you want, man, I love it. I love
Speaker 2: it all right.
Speaker 1: In NBA news, yes, first of all, I do just
Speaker 1: want to celebrate this past Jokic, the you know, against
Speaker 1: the MVP top two for the past five years.
Speaker 3: Now, y'all just google Yokic past. There's no way obviously
Speaker 3: we can do a justice. But it's a fucking magic trick.
Speaker 3: It is a magic trick. Like I'm I think I
Speaker 3: finally figured out the physics of what's happening. He has
Speaker 3: the strongest fucking wrists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just like tapped it over his shoulder and
Speaker 1: it goes all the way from the three point line,
Speaker 1: like directly into the hands of somebody waiting at the baseline.
Speaker 1: As a player named Brook Lopez on the other team
Speaker 1: who plays for Milwaukee does just the best, like.
Speaker 2: The wrong direction.
Speaker 3: I know, we keep bringing up the Washington Admirals, but
Speaker 3: it's some Harlem globe trotter.
Speaker 2: Ask ship where they're like, are you playing that up?
Speaker 2: Like did you.
Speaker 1: To be in the play for the Washington Generals after
Speaker 1: his career is over?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Yeah? Great, pass google that.
Speaker 1: But also if you could do that while your pants
Speaker 1: are falling down, that would really.
Speaker 3: Be Can you time the head turn in the complete
Speaker 3: opposite direction with just your pants just falling down after?
Speaker 3: But also there's also beef brewing between steven A Smith
Speaker 3: and Lebron James, or at least steven A.
Speaker 2: Smith keeps trying to get Lebron James talk about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's succeeding unfortunately. Yeah, like this is this
Speaker 1: is just I don't know. Lebron James one of my favorite,
Speaker 1: if not my favorite player of all time in NBA history.
Speaker 1: Steven A Smith one of my least favorite, oh my
Speaker 1: my favorite, one of my least favorite people around basketball,
Speaker 1: and I just I feel like this is not good
Speaker 1: for Lebron. I don't know, like it's just a it's
Speaker 1: just a bad situation. Lebron came up to steven A
Speaker 1: Smith court side and told him to lay off his
Speaker 1: son to keep my son out of this ship, which
Speaker 1: I like, you got to stop fucking with my son.
Speaker 1: That's my son. That's my son. It's like he's an
Speaker 1: NBA player though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Stephen A.
Speaker 3: Smith is a piece of shit, so would you expect,
Speaker 3: like right, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I just also like, though too, how Stephen A.
Speaker 3: Smith he's even talking about because then Lebron went on
Speaker 3: the Pat McAfee show.
Speaker 2: It's just funny to hear Lebron curse yeah, because he
Speaker 2: sounds like the like the virgin who's swearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker Like.
Speaker 3: Not it's not quite rolling off your tongue, Lebron. And
Speaker 3: that's okay because you are the goat and you are
Speaker 3: media trained.
Speaker 2: You are also the goat of media training.
Speaker 3: But anyway, continues talking about this back and forth with them,
Speaker 3: but also just hearing Steven A. Smith talk about how
Speaker 3: he thinks he would have fought Lebron James is so
Speaker 3: funny to me, Like that he thinks there was even
Speaker 3: a remote possibility that he was going to activate some
Speaker 3: kind of kinetic confrontation with Lebron James is the funniest
Speaker 3: shit to me.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he was going to roll up on me.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, but when he said what he
Speaker 1: had to say, I was in no position to give
Speaker 1: any kind of retort without making a scene. It was
Speaker 1: during the third quarter, it was fresh out of a timeout.
Speaker 1: It was him walking to the basketball court. It was
Speaker 1: on national television. The cameras were rolling and had I
Speaker 1: done something? What do y'all think? What do y'all want
Speaker 1: me to do? Do you want this to be a
Speaker 1: reincarnation of Chris Rock and Will Smith? Oh? You were
Speaker 1: going to slap Lebron James steven A Smith? You you
Speaker 1: were going to slap Lebron?
Speaker 2: He said, Oh, he said on it was on site?
Speaker 3: Are you are you fucking ri Then he goes, let
Speaker 3: me stay for the record that while we bring up that,
Speaker 3: let me assure you I wouldn't have gone It wouldn't
Speaker 3: have gone down like that.
Speaker 2: I would have gotten my ass kicked. That is true.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you know that, because had that man put
Speaker 3: his hands on me, I would have immediately swung on him.
Speaker 1: Immediately that I'm not going to tolerate.
Speaker 2: But I knew he wasn't going to do something like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like if Lebron James put his hands on
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith, Stephen A. Smith would not have immediately
Speaker 1: and instinctively started swinging. I think he would have immediately
Speaker 1: and instinctively wet his pants.
Speaker 2: I think his pants would have fallen.
Speaker 1: Down, pissed down the leg of his pants as they
Speaker 1: fell down, and a slide with well went on.
Speaker 3: His pants so hard his pants are blew down to
Speaker 3: his ankles.
Speaker 2: That's how hard he's just wearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big old, big old heart boxer shorts, and.
Speaker 2: Then he he's got the and then he keeps.
Speaker 1: Peeing and those fall down, and he's sock guarters too.
Speaker 2: You gotta have sock guarters to complete. Pants came down anyway, So.
Speaker 3: It's just whatever, the mess continues.
Speaker 1: So I would just say the whole Lebron Bronny thing
Speaker 1: is such a tough situation for him. For Bronny, it's
Speaker 1: always been like such a tough situation for him. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't really see Lebron's point, because
Speaker 1: anybody is going to get criticized for being a player
Speaker 1: in the league like that. That's just like part of
Speaker 1: being a player in the League.
Speaker 3: But I think it's probably like when there's commentary about
Speaker 3: their relationship as child and father. Yeah, yeah, like higher
Speaker 3: but yeah, and he's like, well now, but also this
Speaker 3: is this is this is commentary too, and I get
Speaker 3: that and I don't know how you balance it too.
Speaker 3: So either way, like no one would get mad Lebron.
Speaker 2: If you just fucking folded stephen A. Smith up no
Speaker 2: on Live nor So in a way that's okay too,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like this is your dad. You're asking him
Speaker 1: to be like, hey man, could we not do this?
Speaker 3: Can you drop me off, like up the street from Crypto.
Speaker 1: Before you drive it? Right, I'll just I'll just no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'll just walk up myself.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: It's gay.
Speaker 3: I'll get out here right out here on fike. Yeah,
Speaker 3: i'mnna get outre r and figure out.
Speaker 2: Thanks. Thanks, Thanks, I see you in there seeing there.
Speaker 1: I love you, love you, love you, dad, kiss me,
Speaker 1: don't kiss me. Let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 1: Politics news. Should we do a little politics news? The
Speaker 1: White House has going on. They've got the answer for this.
Speaker 1: This is I feel as far as I'm concerned the
Speaker 1: story's over. The Atlantic editor in chief Jeffrey Goldberg is
Speaker 1: an anti Trump hater.
Speaker 2: This is wild.
Speaker 3: We are in the midst of this stupid ass signal
Speaker 3: story where we know what happened.
Speaker 2: It is true that they were blabbing about.
Speaker 3: Sensitive information and classified and shit that should not be
Speaker 3: on fucking signal, no matter how you want to cut it,
Speaker 3: even though they want to be like it was it
Speaker 3: was just like flight details or whatever. No, no, stop
Speaker 3: trying to fucking fake news your way out of it.
Speaker 3: But this is I guess the Caroline Levitt, God dude,
Speaker 3: what a fucking gig she has to just go up
Speaker 3: there and be.
Speaker 1: She fucking thrives off of it. She seems like she's
Speaker 1: having a blast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the ship they take in the boys v Compound?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she takes like the compound.
Speaker 3: V of I need to speak with the manager and
Speaker 3: her like she is juiced up, like like it's another
Speaker 3: fucking level of.
Speaker 1: Compaty, spraying that like chrome spray paint into her mouth
Speaker 1: like those guys before before. Every time before she goes out,
Speaker 1: she's like, you know, huffs on some of that ship.
Speaker 3: It's funny, it's actually just silver spray paint out of
Speaker 3: a paper bag. I'm humping at you to get to
Speaker 3: get right before these press briefings. But here's her talking
Speaker 3: about Jeffrey Goulder being a Trump hater.
Speaker 4: Do you trust the Secretary of Defense, who was nominated
Speaker 4: for this role, voted by the United States Senate into
Speaker 4: this role, who has served in combat, honorably served our
Speaker 4: nation in uniform. Or do you trust Jeffrey Goldberg, who
Speaker 4: is a registered Democrat and an anti Trump sensationalist reporter.
Speaker 4: This president and this national security team are putting our
Speaker 4: national security and the American people first. We are restoring
Speaker 4: American strength around the world.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, do you trust nothing?
Speaker 3: You gonna trust who you're gonna trust Pete Hegseth, who
Speaker 3: I can only merely describe achievements, nothing to actually defend
Speaker 3: his character or why it's unlikely that he did this
Speaker 3: or a liar. Now from that juxtaposition, take what you
Speaker 3: will and make your decision.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's all right. Yeah, No, she's got a
Speaker 1: really good point. And I trust the guy who's uh
Speaker 1: repeatedly been drunk on the job and had to be
Speaker 1: carried out of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and seems to have a pensiont for assaulting
Speaker 3: people and has you know, extremist tattoos as a you know,
Speaker 3: like white supremacist.
Speaker 1: But you know, but then yeah, yeah, well you could
Speaker 1: have a slip up. It seems like he's yeah, this
Speaker 1: is open and shut up.
Speaker 3: He has his slick back hair, okay, and President Trump
Speaker 3: is winning on every account, Thank you, no further questions.
Speaker 1: Wow, she is in her twenties, that person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's twenty seven, Jesus. And look what the oh
Speaker 2: I mean, look what it does to you.
Speaker 3: Look what it does to you, looking like you're taking
Speaker 3: peaks at the Arc of the Covenant every night before bed.
Speaker 1: Just a little, one little peak, Mike raydosing Arc of
Speaker 1: the Covenant, just little little peaks.
Speaker 3: What I do is I just do it a little
Speaker 3: like the way I get away with looking at an eclipse,
Speaker 3: just real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just took a little, quick, little bit.
Speaker 3: But it kills you slowly from the inside, kills these
Speaker 3: very slowly.
Speaker 1: Christy Nome did a like she's basically.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the what if she's been doing this
Speaker 2: shit all the time.
Speaker 3: Let me do dehumanizing bad guy videos for Instagram.
Speaker 1: And so she did one of those in an El
Speaker 1: Salvador prison and was rocking a sixty thousand dollars gold
Speaker 1: Rolex in front of a bunch of shirtless El Salvador imprisoners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and going on to be like, this is what
Speaker 3: will happen to you. This is one of the tools
Speaker 3: in our toolkit that we will use if you are
Speaker 3: here illegally. Do not come here illegally. I check out
Speaker 3: my fucking rollie cost sixty racks. Okay, see what I
Speaker 3: see what I did with this?
Speaker 1: She's pointing with her rolex hand.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just like it's sums up, just like everything
Speaker 3: terrible about our reality right now is like you have
Speaker 3: a sixty k rolex rocking evil doer talking in front
Speaker 3: of a bunch of prisoners, trying to discourage people who
Speaker 3: are destitute with no financial recourse except to leave where
Speaker 3: they are from, to be like, hey, you don't want
Speaker 3: to be like them?
Speaker 1: Don't we get some scarier ones up front? Actually, this
Speaker 1: one's not scary enough? And could you like kind of
Speaker 1: look mean, what could I do to get them to look? Mean?
Speaker 1: Like stangle the role lets?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Christine nom yeah, I mean, I mean, this is
Speaker 3: what her and Cash Betel have been doing. They just
Speaker 3: like take pictures to make it look like they're doing
Speaker 3: a job, and they're merely just you know, face.
Speaker 1: Well, when your boss only can be communicated with via
Speaker 1: like Fox News hits, you know, like just little fifteen
Speaker 1: minute Fox News segments.
Speaker 2: Like that you need things, I show up on Fox.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's equial.
Speaker 3: Like when I would write s is in career font
Speaker 3: twelve point five yeah point you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: just to fill out the space, because I wasn't really
Speaker 3: doing that, but it looked it looked like three pages.
Speaker 3: M hm, you know what I mean? Does you go
Speaker 3: on Fox News get some FaceTime?
Speaker 2: Trump thinks?
Speaker 3: Honestly, do you think even Trump would even.
Speaker 2: Be like Christy, what are you doing? Are you being productive? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: it's so funny.
Speaker 3: It's probably merely for the repetition because his mind, his
Speaker 3: memory is so terrible that she has to appear on
Speaker 3: TV because he only remembers the TV characters.
Speaker 1: Now, he's just like, you know, the American people, you
Speaker 1: need to tell them three hundred and seventy five times
Speaker 1: every time you're gonna do something to get them to remember,
Speaker 1: hm exactly all right. And finally we have a new
Speaker 1: trailer for a new Paul Thomas Anderson movie filmmaker behind
Speaker 1: Boogie Knights, there will be Blood Magnolia, which Magnolia is
Speaker 1: like his number two box movie at the box office.
Speaker 2: Makes sense, Tom Cruise, not, that's right, the Cruz.
Speaker 3: I think that's what it really That's that's when they
Speaker 3: break through is if he has.
Speaker 2: A very famous, famous actor in the movie.
Speaker 3: I mean at least in the terms of people go
Speaker 3: to the theater and talk about it, because I feel
Speaker 3: like most people who like films or whatever talk about
Speaker 3: pta work or his filmography.
Speaker 1: But so this movie, so they just dropped the trailer.
Speaker 1: It is intriguing. It's like a near future dystopia civil
Speaker 1: war type movie.
Speaker 3: Or civil rights revolution. There's he's he's with Tiana Taylor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Regina Halls, Tianna Taylor's mother. There's a Benicio del Toro
Speaker 3: wild card factor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Benicio del Toro is there.
Speaker 3: The fact that it's Leonardo DiCaprio and you have like
Speaker 3: Tianna Taylor. I think it's going to activate many different people. Benisio,
Speaker 3: There's like this just feels like a like a big movie, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it feels like a big movie. And the budget
Speaker 1: is over one hundred and forty million dollars, which is
Speaker 1: that's big. Like usually his movies, the budgets are around
Speaker 1: like twenty five forty million dollars, and that's usually what
Speaker 1: his movies make, like he's his box office has been
Speaker 1: between ten million dollars and seventy million dollars, like his
Speaker 1: high as seventy million dollars for There Will be Blood
Speaker 1: and like his last one was like Risch Pizza, which
Speaker 1: was like thirty three million. And so they're they're going big.
Speaker 1: They're taking some big swings, and there's guns, there's movie stars,
Speaker 1: there's action sequences. This looks cool as hell to me.
Speaker 1: There's Johnny Greenwood score all over the trailer.
Speaker 3: It's always Johnny. It's always Johnny green with the guitarist
Speaker 3: from Radiohead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I need to.
Speaker 3: I think this will be a movie I'll see. But
Speaker 3: I always say that and I don't end up making
Speaker 3: it too the movie theater. This is a movie I'll
Speaker 3: see eventually.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you didn't like like Rish Pizza, right, just
Speaker 1: it wasn't Fanny. What what's your favorite? Paul Thomas Anderson
Speaker 1: Knights Bokie Knights.
Speaker 2: No, there will be blood too.
Speaker 3: I really there's just I think it's more that I
Speaker 3: quote Boogie Knights the most from my adolescence when the
Speaker 3: movie came out, and merely.
Speaker 2: Because liked the porn Storm movie. And then as you
Speaker 2: watch it kind of starts getting realer and realer and.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh shit, dude, like just kind of this
Speaker 3: is all like fucked up, but you also really enjoyed.
Speaker 2: There will be blood too, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There will be blood fucking rips a person too. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's in many ways the valley is a
Speaker 1: character in Magnolia. They say, all right, those are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole ass episode of
Speaker 1: the show. It is a crofton after hold on your butt,
Speaker 1: buckle the fuck up, buggle the fuck up. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: your vaccines while you still can, get your flu shot.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye. M