Speaker 1: Hi, Oh my god, this is a good episode. I
Speaker 1: can feel it in my bones. Guys. We have so
Speaker 1: many fun things coming up. Nashville, August five, Sunday, Rob
Speaker 1: Benedict and I and maybe Brian Sophie. I'm trying to
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Speaker 1: to be a bumpy ride. Oh well, too bad you
Speaker 1: hit to start on the pier. Oh my god, guys,
Speaker 1: you accept this French? I heard that. By the way,
Speaker 1: isn't an amazing by the way, that there's going to
Speaker 1: be like a pop in in a few minutes. I
Speaker 1: have a celebrity poppet pop if you're a fourteen year
Speaker 1: old girl, if you would leave your chick her Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't think he even knows JF. That's oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys. Hi, everybody welcome to Will you
Speaker 1: accept this rose. My name is Arta Marine, coming to
Speaker 1: you live from Hollywood, California, the City of Angels. To
Speaker 1: my left is a man who has a really perview mustache.
Speaker 1: He is my ex husband. He is a wonderful improviser, podcaster,
Speaker 1: lover and American. You know him from throwing shade and
Speaker 1: his patriotic duties. Mr Bryan Suppy. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: been five centuries since I saw you in an I
Speaker 1: missed you so much. Popping is here. Literally we literally
Speaker 1: just started. Now you're not get it, get in? Do
Speaker 1: you need here? This is Rebecca. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I have a belt back too. I have
Speaker 1: a belt back too. Yes, do you need something? You
Speaker 1: don't need to get your picture? I have lipstick for
Speaker 1: you if you want. Here we go, everybody, here's pink.
Speaker 1: I've read, I've read you want red? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: You got okay. Our papa just arrived. She is freshly showered,
Speaker 1: she is she's fresh as a daisy. I just want
Speaker 1: to say in my room I have with comedy Mike's
Speaker 1: in thetific because I know, here's what's exciting about this.
Speaker 1: I've made two friends in the last twelve months. That's
Speaker 1: not impressive. No, this is it. That's a lot. That's
Speaker 1: a lot. You've You've made two friends and now you're
Speaker 1: making a third. Um as an adult, it's hard to
Speaker 1: make friends. I they're both pistols and they're here to
Speaker 1: Brian Soffie who went through Bachelor Paradise Australia with me,
Speaker 1: and the pistol Rookie of the Year. A woman that
Speaker 1: is my newest friend. I love her very much. She
Speaker 1: is the star of a show that I can't tell
Speaker 1: you when it's coming out, but I can tell you
Speaker 1: it's going to be fantastic. Miss Debbie Ryan instatiable. He's
Speaker 1: already can't tell you anything about it, but check it
Speaker 1: out this year. It's literally coming soon. It's weird. It's
Speaker 1: like the weirdest campaign of like we're literally not allowed
Speaker 1: to say anything. People can know it exists. Does it
Speaker 1: have anything to do with that Bella Thorne is goat sign? Yes,
Speaker 1: I told that talk entire Bella boy is that. I
Speaker 1: don't understand that music video? So she has a singled
Speaker 1: filthy Things. She's dating this guy? Yes, so insane. But
Speaker 1: she like produces music video for a song called Goat, which,
Speaker 1: as we all know, is internet saying for greatest all time. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just learned that it started in the basketball world,
Speaker 1: but it's anyway. So then she produced or directed a
Speaker 1: video called Goat in which she is in like drag
Speaker 1: esque makeup and also full goat prosthetic and and like
Speaker 1: it's she took out billboards. Wa she paid for them?
Speaker 1: I mean bold moves. Mean when this is what happens
Speaker 1: when you get Twilight money, You don't turn yourself into
Speaker 1: a ghost like you give the character Twilight on Twilight
Speaker 1: Christian Swart character, which one is Bella Thorne. Thorne was
Speaker 1: in shaking up on to eachannel and she was in
Speaker 1: famous and loves basically yes, and she was in the
Speaker 1: babysitter that like, Yes, when I go, she's sort of famous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I'm at Hotel Gym's. She's always on the TV
Speaker 1: when I do like the elliptical, not any more? Did
Speaker 1: you see what happened today? This is not like a
Speaker 1: weekly catch out show, but it is now. I just
Speaker 1: found this like back three hours ago. We imagine, So sorry,
Speaker 1: this was my introduction. I'm only passionate about a few
Speaker 1: things when I have so as as we are all
Speaker 1: super familiar, because I'm sure everyone's as much of a
Speaker 1: fan as me. There were two seasons of Freeforms TV
Speaker 1: show called Famous in Love, which chronicles a young girl's
Speaker 1: rise to fame and all the conflict in repulations that
Speaker 1: comes with her doing like a studio action. Okay, so
Speaker 1: is it good? I want to go. I want to
Speaker 1: know did it look good? Did my face make it
Speaker 1: look good? I mean, I'll drink it. It tastes good,
Speaker 1: it tastes like the ghost of sugar in fairness. It's
Speaker 1: called Zva. Just don's yeah, it's not, it's it's not.
Speaker 1: It's halfway to Stevia. Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: they did same seasons of it. Um, I watched the
Speaker 1: finale like Riveted, just on my couch with we had
Speaker 1: to watch party. Sure, Sure, one of the actors and
Speaker 1: I go to the same acting coach and I cornered
Speaker 1: him coming in the guy's office. I made him wait
Speaker 1: and I ordered him and talked to him about the show.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know if you'll have a season three.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't wait for season three. Today
Speaker 1: it's announced it like Freeform cancels Famous and Love and
Speaker 1: Bella Thorne replies, I'm gonna be really upset if I
Speaker 1: find out this is how my show got canceled. Wow,
Speaker 1: free Form, I could have at least gotten a phone call.
Speaker 1: She's right, it's totally right. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever been on TV before, but that's how it happened.
Speaker 1: I haven't. Haven't. You're about to know when they cancel
Speaker 1: our show, and I've never been one. Like I'm Clara
Speaker 1: Clarry in America for a new flat screen TV Bachelor
Speaker 1: ever gets canceled, expect to retweet from me saying I
Speaker 1: could have got you at least gotten a phone call. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute I need to wear
Speaker 1: how many goat billboards are that? I only saw one
Speaker 1: when I was walking from the coffee shop, and I
Speaker 1: was like, and I literally, by the way, in fairness,
Speaker 1: I'm giving her a lot of credit because nothing's no
Speaker 1: sign has ever made me google just like what is this?
Speaker 1: And because I was like, there's absolutely no way this
Speaker 1: is a real thing, and then it was too much. Yes, yea,
Speaker 1: the sound of art in seeing there's no way to
Speaker 1: describes you description right, there's a description photo version of
Speaker 1: how I felt when I learned about the ship Nest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know the ship? I know about the ship Nest.
Speaker 1: Do we have official confirmation? I mean yeah, I've said
Speaker 1: it every week, so that makes it official? I can't
Speaker 1: do you know about the show? Do you know what's
Speaker 1: worse than he doesn't know? You have to go you
Speaker 1: have to go shitness first. Okay, okay, but for context,
Speaker 1: this is the same man that is outwardly a flat earther.
Speaker 1: He's a flat earth he okay, sex Lincoln Lincoln wait
Speaker 1: link okay, okay, from the show, yeah, show Lincoln from
Speaker 1: the show whose batshit crazy art is standing up right?
Speaker 1: He's a flat Earth. He has a he is a
Speaker 1: he hasked him, he's a registered section. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: That just serves sex? He still grow a woman on it.
Speaker 1: By the way, he might show he might win. He's
Speaker 1: still in he might win, don't Okay, he might win.
Speaker 1: He works for Oracle, or worked at some point was
Speaker 1: employed by Oracle, which is like this, my fancy brother
Speaker 1: has like this. It's like a data storage company. Can't
Speaker 1: be a dumb dumb and work at Oracle. So he
Speaker 1: came on the live show at the end when Beck
Speaker 1: it was announced as the Bachelor, and they're like, meet
Speaker 1: your suitors, and then how he came that has no
Speaker 1: moisture in it, but it's good. So that was my
Speaker 1: lipstick to mine popping. So they so, so he was
Speaker 1: one of the five guys and and somebody recognized him like, oh,
Speaker 1: I work with him at Oracle. That's the guy that
Speaker 1: goes in the public restroom, builds a nest of toilet
Speaker 1: paper on the floor, shots the nest picks up. He
Speaker 1: why I know, well, why did he? Why did he
Speaker 1: registered sex offender on The Bachelor? I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't why you can see and suffering the legal
Speaker 1: consequence that's exactly. By the way, Anna and Katie hellove
Speaker 1: before we get going. On this week's episode, Brian and
Speaker 1: Anna and I went through sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paradise,
Speaker 1: Australia together and Young Debbie. I cannot wait for you
Speaker 1: to see Bachelor in Paradise. It is truly it's going
Speaker 1: to help get you over famous in love. So good.
Speaker 1: But the Lord given and taken, the Lord given, the
Speaker 1: taken away. Brian agreed on our on our bonus episodes,
Speaker 1: we watch sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paris, Australia. It
Speaker 1: was with Anna. It's in Fiji. Yes, Australia's wife. That's right,
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Okay, So I am a present for you.
Speaker 1: It took literally like four weeks to get it from England,
Speaker 1: from England made okay, okay, wait, you have to open
Speaker 1: most two sides. I am Asha. He was the host
Speaker 1: of Aster par Australia. Such a Goldie boy because it's
Speaker 1: a huge thing. By the way, every Australian I mean,
Speaker 1: now I go, what is your impression of the Gold
Speaker 1: Coast because they always say like, oh, they're stare from
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast, from the Gold Coast, which in Australia
Speaker 1: is like the Jersey shore. Yeah yeah, okay, before gold Boy,
Speaker 1: this is incredible gold Boy. Also I am I love
Speaker 1: I love them, whereas I am on a toe bad.
Speaker 1: And then the person's name okay, very minute, okay, is
Speaker 1: that the one that you were saying is like the
Speaker 1: corpse of a person and comes in like and he's
Speaker 1: a little bit yes, yes, medicines not always to trade. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's mentally he's got mentally unstable. We have for RuSHA.
Speaker 1: Are you good with accents? Because we are terrible. We're
Speaker 1: all going to try to do an Australian accent. It's
Speaker 1: going to be bad. Do we get a line after
Speaker 1: and it's going to give it to us? Okay, we
Speaker 1: have to listen. This is my friend Rebecca. She's here, guys,
Speaker 1: you can't see her. Are you having fun so far?
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it? It's fun. I'm sorry I came
Speaker 1: in and broke the terrible news about famous and love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and go girl do this? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's good news. Oh my god. Also, she released
Speaker 1: a song called Bitch, I'm Bella Thorne and She in
Speaker 1: which she literally proceeds it in the Vogue documentary. I
Speaker 1: just think, you know, with music, if I can make
Speaker 1: one person feel like that's me, I'm not alone, And
Speaker 1: then it cuts to her recording I'm Bala thin, I
Speaker 1: don't need no idea because bitch, I'm which it's so relatable.
Speaker 1: Who here is not who among us? I feel like
Speaker 1: I just heard that. It was like I felt like
Speaker 1: a party of one my whole life. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, witch, I'm Bala. Does she
Speaker 1: think it's funny? Like I'm genuine? Last? Is it? Is
Speaker 1: it like a joke? I think that she I think
Speaker 1: I don't think she's dead serious about anything, but I
Speaker 1: think that she's way more serious than she ought to be.
Speaker 1: Like I think she's like Jordan's model, Jordan's levels serious.
Speaker 1: She also eated a jewel bait pen that, in like handwriting,
Speaker 1: says bitch, I'm bella thorn, which I wanted to know.
Speaker 1: We got no not okay, I got to look crazy
Speaker 1: while you're doing Yes you can, they're upstairs. You're upstairs
Speaker 1: not doing it anyway. I already made everyone wait for
Speaker 1: forty minutes. There's a lot of stuff. She'll bring you something,
Speaker 1: a little sampling, whatever you think is something bring a
Speaker 1: poop poop platter of sparkles, sparkle water. Oh my god, um, Debbie,
Speaker 1: how have you been. How have you been enjoying the Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: It's been nice, It's been really nice. I was in
Speaker 1: Eastern Europe last week and it was very was I
Speaker 1: where were you? You don't want to say, I don't
Speaker 1: say in Budapest? Okay. Glad to be back, yea, glad
Speaker 1: to be oh man, and and having to wait really
Speaker 1: starve me out, and it made me really appreciate it
Speaker 1: made everything that has happened the lastwo weeks. I'm curious
Speaker 1: if you enjoyed what your comparison is with this and
Speaker 1: The Bachelor? Which do you think? Which are you more?
Speaker 1: Because I like the Bachelor too, and that's what I've
Speaker 1: been hearing all throughout my Bachelor. Everyone was like, you'll
Speaker 1: love the Bachelorette because the guys create romances and everything.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of he's not here for
Speaker 1: the right reasons. Yeah, they do that, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1: Like the Debbie's first season ever, she's our rookie of
Speaker 1: the Year. So I feel like, um, I like that
Speaker 1: the boys, you know, the girls create friendships, like how
Speaker 1: becka Ky does anything, which is like to the wall
Speaker 1: and very presentationally. Yeah, they're like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: let's get going about this crazy thing. Yeah, and like
Speaker 1: the guys are just like, oh yeah, we're all like
Speaker 1: kicking it in the same vicinity and like we're cool
Speaker 1: and less we're David. Yeah, okay, should we get started
Speaker 1: or should Okay, we are all so bad with the accents.
Speaker 1: Just get ready, you're ready. Nothing says summer romance like
Speaker 1: a cool drink by the pool at a stunning tropical resolt,
Speaker 1: Sami Ramant, like a cook some I drunk by the
Speaker 1: pool that resort. Let's hear a warmer glo. What's a
Speaker 1: cross cooked summer drinking shark. You just have to dive in.
Speaker 1: You just can't think about it. You just have to
Speaker 1: go with your try. A woman in my life reading
Speaker 1: to this, Oh yeah, it's fun toone Dexter. Nothing says
Speaker 1: summer romance like a cool drink by the pool at
Speaker 1: a stunning tropical resort, Debbie. Nothing says summer romance like
Speaker 1: a cool drink by the pool and a a tropical resort.
Speaker 1: Was so okay, okay, wait that was like legit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a while I was gonna be the one we
Speaker 1: were going to send a representative. I need to hear
Speaker 1: you do it. I don't know if you like minds
Speaker 1: that great way better than too hard. I need to
Speaker 1: hear Brian. Okay, well let me play again. Way you
Speaker 1: watch this? I like to your mouth only moves up
Speaker 1: and down. My nights are closed my office. It makes
Speaker 1: me wait here, Well, eate is somebody to share? Nothing
Speaker 1: says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool
Speaker 1: at a stunning tropical resort. Here. Nothing says some are
Speaker 1: brown Manx like a cool drink at the tropical soul
Speaker 1: the best I could do. Nothing since said rom like.
Speaker 1: Nothing say semmer romance like a cool troubical drink by
Speaker 1: tropical semi honestly, we we would fit in seamlessly there. No,
Speaker 1: you're a debit. You're now the new delegate going to Australia.
Speaker 1: That sounds very convincing. You are for the embassador al right?
Speaker 1: Without you here? That's great Week number one. Here we are.
Speaker 1: We're in Vegas, in cities, the Aria Resort and casino.
Speaker 1: Is that a good resort? Yeah? Is it? I just
Speaker 1: say though, there is nothing more disgusting to me than
Speaker 1: guys getting excited to go to Vegas. I hate it
Speaker 1: in movies, I hate it in real life. Chris was like,
Speaker 1: this is my city, this is my Like that's a
Speaker 1: red flag. Yeah, that's pretty congruent with Chris's overall vibe. Okay,
Speaker 1: overall this week, who was more annoying you, David or Chris?
Speaker 1: Which one is? David? Again to David being a Chris
Speaker 1: Chriss highlighted in all of his douche baggery. He's so
Speaker 1: Chris was the worst. I thought his ankle, his ankles
Speaker 1: and his little he seems like the guy that would
Speaker 1: like get violent, Like he actually scared me. I like
Speaker 1: texted my friend that I was like, he seems like
Speaker 1: he would like literally like lose his temper and hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like as the second sentence, like he's
Speaker 1: the guy that he's out and he's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: just think you look cool. Listen, I've of us were
Speaker 1: well drink alone and might as well drink together, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend. He'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: fuck you, bitch. That guy. He would like the mailman
Speaker 1: would come over and get your mail and he'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't want you talking to him. He would be
Speaker 1: so creepy. Yeah, exactly, Yeah he saw, I saw what
Speaker 1: you did. He's awful. He he looks like a guy
Speaker 1: I did a play with, and it's like who is
Speaker 1: very particular about certain things in his life. And it's
Speaker 1: just like it's like God, and he claims to be
Speaker 1: like twenty seven or so, right in what worlds? Okay?
Speaker 1: I don't think he blinks a lot, oh just real
Speaker 1: off off pudding. Yes, yeah, really uncomfortable. I do appreciate
Speaker 1: it his for head crinkles, because I think a lot
Speaker 1: of those guys do get the full boat talking, which
Speaker 1: also looks great. But I think that he didn't, so
Speaker 1: that's the only proper get. Do you think when Newton
Speaker 1: had any work done robbed? You're like, you need to
Speaker 1: check their inventory escaped wax figure right right right right
Speaker 1: as your question, Yes, ma'am, I think that. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the area is a great resort, but like gotta be triggering,
Speaker 1: don't call it, don't stay at the aria. Yeah, my god,
Speaker 1: my friend Rebecca has never seen it this. Our Bachelor
Speaker 1: got engaged and dune by a guy named Ari on TV,
Speaker 1: Like one week before she stayed at the Aria. So
Speaker 1: my my boyfriend actually brought that up and I was like, yo, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa God, who are you rooting for? Who do you
Speaker 1: guys want to win? I like Garrett a loss. Now
Speaker 1: do you know that he you know that he's a
Speaker 1: Trumpster and that he not Garrett? I like Wills I
Speaker 1: went to college with. Well, okay, and what's your impression.
Speaker 1: He's fine, very nice. Okay. Yeah, you continue, you like
Speaker 1: you're holding about it because you seem to describe him
Speaker 1: as just like a guy. Yeah, he was just Chilli's normal.
Speaker 1: He worked at the coffee house with me um. A
Speaker 1: lot of my friends I keep texting them images of
Speaker 1: him on and they're being like, is that that? Is
Speaker 1: that what? I also sort of like Jason, like that
Speaker 1: it's unusually he's very ralph mancho Okay, but like we
Speaker 1: can all agree that he's like a vampire, yes, a
Speaker 1: big exotic about because he's l Vanian. The Paradise cast
Speaker 1: was a Nelson. He wasn't part of anything. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, you're right right, Okay, it's good,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's good, it's good, Christal, it's so good.
Speaker 1: We've got Jordan's We've got Chicken, We've got Crystal, We've
Speaker 1: got Kenny, Chelsea, single mom. We've got single mom Chelsea.
Speaker 1: We've got Kendall, got tacked. Yes, We've got and what's
Speaker 1: her name? Crazy Kristen, Crystal will fall in love, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, miss couch and curling iron burn on David's
Speaker 1: eye like below his lie. He fell out, He fell
Speaker 1: out of the bed. Did you miss that episode? He
Speaker 1: fell out of a bunk bed and seriously messed his
Speaker 1: ship out. That Jordan might have like kicked him out,
Speaker 1: like Jordan might have like prayed baby Jesus, and Jesus
Speaker 1: might have thrown him at the top. Jordan literally said,
Speaker 1: I talked to God every day, and bad things happened
Speaker 1: to people that come again, stay when things when they
Speaker 1: get Eddie eighty six, That's how he phrased him. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to think also that David might be a violent
Speaker 1: sleeper because he's so like just neurotic and annoying in person.
Speaker 1: Probably he wakes up mid screaming night harrors like Kyle
Speaker 1: helped me too, Kyle Donagan has fallen out of two
Speaker 1: bunk beds. Who's done this and Katie, Kyle and I
Speaker 1: all have night terrors, so you have to do you
Speaker 1: have night terrors? We could I wake up like this
Speaker 1: every day every two me too. Have you been listening
Speaker 1: to Matthew McConaughey, you know that guy that podcast I
Speaker 1: listened to, like the the yes, the idea, yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So here we go. So then a day come there
Speaker 1: at the Aria. I love when they go to a
Speaker 1: new place. At least it wasn't like the highat where
Speaker 1: they have to run around and jump like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: road high. But the guys I did love, like Leo,
Speaker 1: like with his hair flowing and like high fiving through
Speaker 1: the halls of the Aria, like Vegas Baby. And I
Speaker 1: wonder how many Vegas babies they had to because they
Speaker 1: chose one Vegas Baby. And I wonder how many times
Speaker 1: that gaggle of straight men shouted it before they selected
Speaker 1: the one sound by so many? I thought it was
Speaker 1: interesting they only really had one day in actual Vegas
Speaker 1: yeast time. They're like, we're driving four because my roommate
Speaker 1: is from Vegas and kepting like that's in Utah. They
Speaker 1: definitely crossed the border. What are they doing here? That's
Speaker 1: so far like the camels. Yeah, the camels was in
Speaker 1: Utah where they left David. Yes, value of the Fire
Speaker 1: State Park. That's Nevada, that's outside of Vegas. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the camels was in Utah, said, that's in talk. Can
Speaker 1: we also does give a shout out hot for annoying.
Speaker 1: Let's take a gamble on love, Let's rule the due.
Speaker 1: She's lady luck like, I'm gonna kill myself. This is
Speaker 1: where risks are taken. I can't. It makes me want
Speaker 1: to kill myself. I can't all the puns. I can't
Speaker 1: roll the dice on love. Actually just sounds like more
Speaker 1: ominous than like its hopeful. It's not like, well, here's
Speaker 1: a shot. It's like snake places any place to gamble
Speaker 1: everything and looks at all. Yeah. Yeah, So then we
Speaker 1: have Colton gets pilled. He's going they're going on camels.
Speaker 1: They never said a lot about the Virgin River, so
Speaker 1: we have this hot virgin. They're like, but he hasn't
Speaker 1: told her yet that he but he hasn't told us
Speaker 1: yet except from the previews. Yeah, so we don't officially know, right,
Speaker 1: but we do know because but yeah, he's a virgin.
Speaker 1: I remember that he was a virgin, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know if we inferred that based off of hearing a
Speaker 1: voice or seeing it come out of his mouth. And
Speaker 1: he said it in the very first episode. At the
Speaker 1: very end for like this season, he got nervous. He
Speaker 1: confessed to the camera. At some point he made the
Speaker 1: error of staying on camera I'm a virgin. I thought
Speaker 1: that he was like, I'm nervous to confess it to her.
Speaker 1: But I thought that that was going to I thought
Speaker 1: that was teasing the Tia of it all. I didn't know, Okay,
Speaker 1: Colton virgin there in the Virgin River. They're in the
Speaker 1: Virgin River. And I also found out I heard from
Speaker 1: a source that apparently Tia slid into Colton's dams. He
Speaker 1: didn't slide into hers. She slid in him. She likes
Speaker 1: likes him, and they dated before the whole thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: but only briefly because literally she because then he was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, you're not the bachelorette. Put a pin on this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go try to win, and if not, I'll
Speaker 1: see you in Mexica. I don't even want to be there.
Speaker 1: For like the shame spiral he has when he loses
Speaker 1: his Virgin Day. He's going to be so mean to
Speaker 1: wherever he loses. I just have a feeling he's going
Speaker 1: to be like I don't know if I was running
Speaker 1: or not. I don't know about him at like is
Speaker 1: there's some sort of Christian purity thing with him. It's
Speaker 1: just I don't want to be there for it. CTE
Speaker 1: undiagnosed with a football player. It's the thing that they
Speaker 1: get think he has. I don't know if he played enough.
Speaker 1: Every football player he played enough he had. He does
Speaker 1: make questionable fashion choices. He had on a silken shirt
Speaker 1: with black polka dots and a Nehru caller at the
Speaker 1: at the Roast ceremony, which is not which wants the
Speaker 1: other Colton. He's young and good looking in through the
Speaker 1: picture frame in them that he's a hot head. He's
Speaker 1: a hot head. And he wears he wears his shirt
Speaker 1: unbuttoned to his like like pubes everywhere. Yeah, if he
Speaker 1: had any pubs, laughty, I'm sure he's like hairless like
Speaker 1: And there was one moment where he was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but please, when Chris was going crazy. It was like,
Speaker 1: I just want time with her. Everyone else's time with her.
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, put yourself in our shoes, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you try to put yourself in my shoes
Speaker 1: and it guts back to Connor and he's like, right,
Speaker 1: we have I'll put yourself year And every time they
Speaker 1: cut to him, his shirt was on button one more down.
Speaker 1: I started regressing, like climbing. He was like j Lo
Speaker 1: in that green dress the ReLU That was his final
Speaker 1: feel like that argument. They were like, no, you put
Speaker 1: yourself in my shoes. Now you put yourself in my
Speaker 1: shoes shoes. So then so then they go on a
Speaker 1: date and he's like, I also have been hurt past relationships.
Speaker 1: I try, you know. So they were running the camels.
Speaker 1: They kept trying to hold hands and then he was
Speaker 1: like pounding because he had a slow camels like my camels.
Speaker 1: It was the most awkward date ever, like like they
Speaker 1: just like couldn't even talk. And now I've ridden a camel.
Speaker 1: It is weird. It's very awkward, but like you could
Speaker 1: have had a conversation. And he's like he's got like
Speaker 1: that smile. Like I used to love him and I
Speaker 1: still would suck him, but like the smile is like annoying.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he is permost smiling, like maybe because
Speaker 1: Be's on that camel. Yeah, he him. He was like
Speaker 1: mad that they couldn't hold hands. He had like a
Speaker 1: thing about like camel her hand. I think that they
Speaker 1: were literally looking for anything to say about that camel
Speaker 1: date because neither of them had any connection to it.
Speaker 1: They didn't care. They couldn't talk, they couldn't interact. I've
Speaker 1: also written a camel it's it's a thing that you
Speaker 1: do and then you talk because you don't Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta walk and talk. So then they go and
Speaker 1: they Meanwhile, back at the ranch, you've got Jordan's and uh,
Speaker 1: the chicken and Jordan's and the chicken was so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you feel about getting the last rose?
Speaker 1: And I felt like Jordan was good. He's like I
Speaker 1: probably felt a few seconds later, how you felt when
Speaker 1: you got the second to last rows. Like I'm just
Speaker 1: you know, he is so fucking annoying. Both of them
Speaker 1: were just so combative and they're pushing each other's buttons
Speaker 1: and like the order of the roses like it's purely
Speaker 1: done for entertainment, suspense, Like it's clearly done for whoever
Speaker 1: they're going to like highlight the tension of that week,
Speaker 1: like it literally is nothing too but the fact that
Speaker 1: they were like each looking for response and then he
Speaker 1: got to her defensive. The fact that David makes Jordan's
Speaker 1: look good at all. Yeah, Like if you're a horrible person,
Speaker 1: yeah you're a garbage if you're able to make Jordan's
Speaker 1: seemed like sympathetic and even likable because yeah, true, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's I fell for him, but I love himself too, right,
Speaker 1: So then they go they're on their camels all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Oh, what are these hot tubs doing here
Speaker 1: in the middle of Utah? That's what I want after
Speaker 1: like sitting in the sun in the desert for hours.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine anything better than a hot tub in
Speaker 1: the middle of the desert? Is like a cold pool
Speaker 1: exactly in the shade, and yeah, anything else. Also, also
Speaker 1: it's I know that it's meant to be romantic, right,
Speaker 1: this whole like oasis in the middle of nowhere thing this,
Speaker 1: but like all of that is creepy when there's one
Speaker 1: tent in the middle of an entire desert basin and
Speaker 1: there's one hot tub and one bottle of champagne, Like
Speaker 1: that's dexter stuff, just like that's weird, it's uncomfortable. That
Speaker 1: is dexter stuff. There's like, why is there one hot tub?
Speaker 1: All I was gonna say was that someone told me
Speaker 1: to a real estate agent who sells like fifty million
Speaker 1: dollar homes, told me that a lot of billionaires, when
Speaker 1: they built homes, build a hospital in their home so
Speaker 1: that if they've left up surgery or a doctor whatever,
Speaker 1: goes straight to their home. I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: telling you this. It's very dexter. A lot of these
Speaker 1: times have hospitals. And that is that. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: A friend of mine when bowling in Will Smith's basement
Speaker 1: where he apparently has a full bowling alley, but that's
Speaker 1: there has to be at least one o R And
Speaker 1: I heard that Will Smith has like a man that
Speaker 1: travels behind me and Jada that's got a full bag.
Speaker 1: He's like, they're like that has basically like if the
Speaker 1: ship hits the fan and the apocalypse happened, like he
Speaker 1: has like the bail back. Yeah, like the like it's
Speaker 1: basically like the equivalent of like a jet pack guns.
Speaker 1: Like like literally he's got live alternate identities. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: hear and see he's got like Matt whatever bod Jason
Speaker 1: Bourne was like behind him staying at the hotel. I
Speaker 1: was staying at it in Budapest. I should have told
Speaker 1: him the world was ending and yeah, can I borrow
Speaker 1: a band aid? I know you have, honestly say so,
Speaker 1: you were staying at a bougie hotel day and he
Speaker 1: and his whole family did a dance on the front
Speaker 1: lawn in front of you. Not I wasn't. I was
Speaker 1: out that day. No, I didn't see it. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: did a dance on the last no questions, this whole thing.
Speaker 1: It was so this is this is what is it?
Speaker 1: Why we're here? Just like I don't know. He's so
Speaker 1: frustrating because it's just like shut up. But it's also
Speaker 1: like you're a good person. Yeah you know what I
Speaker 1: mean to question, I mean all of that. Do you
Speaker 1: have an R in your house? I That's the way
Speaker 1: I would to Rich Are you are you like rich?
Speaker 1: Or you like I have a full staff of surgeons
Speaker 1: in my home? I get you the head deeds like
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, basically I mean dentists. Yeah, way Newton
Speaker 1: at that. Okay, wait here we go here we got
Speaker 1: Wayne never had got back down in security because after
Speaker 1: this episode aired, he's had been Burglaris twice at his
Speaker 1: last vegas. I was serious since it aired. Yes, okay
Speaker 1: for Wayne Newton, Okay, wait a minute, Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a way. So then they go for dinner. Colton goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, I've been in loving and he said
Speaker 1: this like fifteen times, I've been in love once once
Speaker 1: we were not on the same page. I said I'll
Speaker 1: love you really quickly. She didn't say it back. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I take love means so much to me.
Speaker 1: I just he just he kept saying, it's like we
Speaker 1: get I have a note about this. Oh My gotch
Speaker 1: is that it was less about love and more about
Speaker 1: the fact that he said I love you and she didn't.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, well here, I'm never doing
Speaker 1: that again. She broke up with him, like he actually
Speaker 1: it literally wasn't like I put myself out there and
Speaker 1: like we were building this thing and I guess that
Speaker 1: I you know, it was farther along than her. The
Speaker 1: connection was different. It literally was, like I said, she
Speaker 1: did say it back, so obviously I'm never going to
Speaker 1: do that. Yes, that's exactly so weird. He was very
Speaker 1: just bratty about it, like it was very like seventeen
Speaker 1: year old boy that is very wise. And also his
Speaker 1: teeth are so white, he's white stripping with Jordans. We
Speaker 1: can't judge Jordan for his routine. At least Jordan talks
Speaker 1: about it and Jordan we under I have compassion for
Speaker 1: Jordan now that I know we're like. Yes, is the
Speaker 1: ex Ali Raceman, the Olympian. Alie Raisman was the one
Speaker 1: that he said, I love you too. That never saw
Speaker 1: Ali Raisman is a daddy. Wow, Ali did the remembers.
Speaker 1: It was like a big deal old medal, no gold medal.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Rebecca, have you had a good time
Speaker 1: to much? Will you watch the Bachelorrette? Yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: part of the team. It's getting good. Now you're part
Speaker 1: of the team. I love you. It was so great
Speaker 1: to meet you. Okay, So here we are. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then Colton kissed her and the tongue the kissing. Bumm
Speaker 1: me up, Katie, how did you feel like the kissing?
Speaker 1: You want him so badly you need to teach him
Speaker 1: at the cast. Yeah, I mean she grabbed him and
Speaker 1: she likes to grab and kiss, which I respect. She
Speaker 1: does like she grabs and kisses and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like a weird little like lizard tongue. He
Speaker 1: was like trying to confident. He was trying to like,
Speaker 1: was he like they just like the rhythms were off,
Speaker 1: which could happen. Yeah, sure, sure, I've had kiss times.
Speaker 1: It can be weird, but yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like he's just like sorry, he thinks he's like
Speaker 1: so hot, but he's like not gonna ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think yeah, it's I think they like permosemile thing. I
Speaker 1: can't tell if he's just like super insecure and being
Speaker 1: like or if he just doesn't think about anything does
Speaker 1: because he like they're they're soft grinding in the hot tub,
Speaker 1: which is quite heated. She wants she wants to fantasy
Speaker 1: sweet him so bad. Oh my god. She's like, I
Speaker 1: think we're on the same page. He didn't even have
Speaker 1: to say anything. No there they literally talked about nothing.
Speaker 1: They talked about nothing and they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we get along so well. Yeah, and it's just like
Speaker 1: the best date ever. I was like, you said two words,
Speaker 1: asked him one question. She just wants about him, and
Speaker 1: she says she she asked him one question, and then
Speaker 1: she asked the question and then shut him up before
Speaker 1: he answered and started kissing him, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're kind of on the same page. Also,
Speaker 1: he brought up Tia again again, leave it, shut up,
Speaker 1: leave it, no bad leave it. He likes Tia, he
Speaker 1: needs or he just loves that. He just started drama.
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm glad that whole thing with remember
Speaker 1: that I fucked your friend like he like says he
Speaker 1: doesn't like drama, knows that she hates drama. And then
Speaker 1: it's just like just glad that we have that behind it.
Speaker 1: Leave it. We wouldn't remember that you were the tea guy.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think her guy is here? This is
Speaker 1: what I will say. I think this is the most
Speaker 1: attractive group of Bachelor contestants I've ever seen the Bachelor, Like,
Speaker 1: I think they're also good looking. But I almost think
Speaker 1: she's still I don't know what it is. I almost
Speaker 1: think that I don't feel like she wants to find
Speaker 1: the wine. Yeah, she's newly, I mean she's literally just
Speaker 1: been Yeah, there's something about I feel like it's more
Speaker 1: coming from her than the guy. She has some damage
Speaker 1: that's brand new. That isn't really like putting up well,
Speaker 1: she's like and anything that's very like simple and doesn't
Speaker 1: actually go into the layers of everything. She's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I like this, Yeah, I like the Garrett and I
Speaker 1: just smile at each other the whole time. I like
Speaker 1: the dynamic of that because it's non threatening versus like anyone,
Speaker 1: like anyone that she has actual conversation. She's She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't like that, and it makes
Speaker 1: me how can I trust you? Yeah, she's your right.
Speaker 1: It's funny because she's so together, but you do see
Speaker 1: once in a while, but you do see like that
Speaker 1: new damage, like once like the guy said I love
Speaker 1: you just kidding. Yeah, there's definitely cracks. You can see
Speaker 1: that she's easily triggered by certain words or behaviors or
Speaker 1: just a guy being like She'll be like, wait what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were dumped on National TV after you were proposed
Speaker 1: to on National TV. Yeah, the same again like fourteen
Speaker 1: days ago. So then she's so good. She's also wearing
Speaker 1: only rings on her engagement finger, but hugely sparkling once.
Speaker 1: She has big diamonds, huge ones. I didn't notice, said
Speaker 1: I was part of me. Was like, is this grandmother's ring? Like,
Speaker 1: what is yours? Neil Lane? Oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we hear it once? I'm Neil Lane. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So good. That's so good. So then so then they
Speaker 1: go that is pretty good. So then they have he
Speaker 1: associates pain with love. There's something. So then there's a
Speaker 1: two on one. We find out Jordan and David are
Speaker 1: having the two on one and cold and keeps going
Speaker 1: and at least that I love you once it makes
Speaker 1: it easier. I mean, it's just like, so then they go,
Speaker 1: she's there kissing on the bus and then she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love. I'm falling in love. They're on
Speaker 1: this big bus and they're like the kiss her like
Speaker 1: it's just like, so, I'm so glad that there was
Speaker 1: a twelve foot neon sign instructing her to do so
Speaker 1: God like they that was so unnecessary. And they're on
Speaker 1: a bus in Vegas on a bus. But I'll tell
Speaker 1: you number one, Vegas number two, being on a bus
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Number three. Someone saying about me, we get
Speaker 1: along really well off so sexy, are you crazy? I
Speaker 1: agree with you? I have along well with like, you know,
Speaker 1: the person who works. I got a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I get along with people, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: funk the guy that works at the diner. Sorry mom,
Speaker 1: Hi mom, Okay. Also, we like we get along really well.
Speaker 1: In that context is literally just them saying to each
Speaker 1: other we get along with their entire conversation completely. It's
Speaker 1: like we we we don't we won't show it. We
Speaker 1: just will say yeah, hey this is working, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is working. Talctor is so good? Do you get
Speaker 1: along with the Well, we both say it a lot. Yea.
Speaker 1: We both agree that we get along. There was also
Speaker 1: a moment sorry that she was like, I'm really comfortable
Speaker 1: with these guys. It's like they're like my best friends.
Speaker 1: And I was like, did you just friend zone? If
Speaker 1: everything you call people who you're best friends that you
Speaker 1: spent a collective of forty three alone minutes with, you
Speaker 1: know what, I feel like? Yeah, you don't think she
Speaker 1: has friends? No, no, no, I was thinking about the girls,
Speaker 1: like the girls in the house. It when they bring
Speaker 1: in like, oh my best friends are my girls. It's
Speaker 1: like you fuck the same guy, like you all fucked
Speaker 1: the thing you all did. Already told you I loved
Speaker 1: you to four of you too. He did it to
Speaker 1: four of them. Yeah, but I think some of them
Speaker 1: were playing him too. I think some of them were.
Speaker 1: The guys are like shocked. Oh, these some of these
Speaker 1: guys are already shocked that, Like, what do you mean
Speaker 1: we didn't have the connection that. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: These guys, more than any other season that I've seen,
Speaker 1: at least, seemed like they're really in love with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: although Joe Caitlin season, they were that's the word. They
Speaker 1: were like they were hat like between between Nick and
Speaker 1: Sean and then Jared and like they were crave Cupcake
Speaker 1: and ben Z and Ben Higgins. They like loved her.
Speaker 1: That was a good season. If you ever get if
Speaker 1: you ever like break your leg and you have like
Speaker 1: time to kill that last summer start with Bachlor Australia
Speaker 1: and then go to Caitlin seas that it was the
Speaker 1: best Bachelor. She was the big horn dog and like
Speaker 1: all the guys were, and that they had to pick.
Speaker 1: They had to pick the guys. In the beginning, they
Speaker 1: got like the first night out of the limo, they're like,
Speaker 1: here's two women to pick from, which one do you
Speaker 1: want to fight for? And then they had to like
Speaker 1: put in a box like the Survivor start, who's going
Speaker 1: to be the Batchelorette? Which one do you go to?
Speaker 1: Wait for? What? That's crazy? It was great, It's amazing. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then they're on the Boss of the Debbie as
Speaker 1: we cut away to Jordan's, Jordan's and David start talking
Speaker 1: about each other. It cuts to David and he says,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I just want to hear are
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this? He says, Becca is an intellectual
Speaker 1: and Jordan is an idiot. Now I think Becca is smart.
Speaker 1: Would you have thought of her as an intellectual? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I feel like she's just like he actually doesn't know
Speaker 1: her at all and doesn't even know, like care to
Speaker 1: know of her. He just cares to be the one
Speaker 1: that's better than Jordan's. So every time they talk about something,
Speaker 1: you just like, he's like wow. Jordan says, he's settling
Speaker 1: like he's an intellectual. So that's why it's never gonna
Speaker 1: work out. He was scrambling, he was scambling, He's insane.
Speaker 1: He's crazier than would like Freud do the Bachelor. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: what an intellectual? Yes, I'm smart girl, who do you
Speaker 1: the most enough? You know what? There was that that was,
Speaker 1: There was that lady on this season that left, that
Speaker 1: was on this last season, Charlotte, she left, she went back.
Speaker 1: She was worried the PhD yes. Remember, he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm worried that if I fall already goes. I'm worried
Speaker 1: if I fall for you. You are like she was
Speaker 1: becoming a doctor. He's like, I would hate for you
Speaker 1: to have to give up your career for me, and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, no, I would have my career and
Speaker 1: also be in love with you. Like what I would
Speaker 1: hate if you quit your career to be my professional wife.
Speaker 1: And she's like, right, to be clear, I never said
Speaker 1: that who? And then c n Cenne was smart. He
Speaker 1: was too smart as those girls would like really good
Speaker 1: degrees from really good schools. And he came to Yale. Also.
Speaker 1: I saw walking down the street on Vine the other
Speaker 1: day in the car, and my boyfriend was like, don't
Speaker 1: yell at her, and I was like, yeah, I saw Chad,
Speaker 1: God divine, it's fine, it's your dreams. So that someone
Speaker 1: there is like gifting drinks, that's because it's right where
Speaker 1: Tender Greens is we're all getting air silent. I love
Speaker 1: tender Greens. Okay, so that tender Greens if you want
Speaker 1: to be a sponsor, hey, okay, So then we have
Speaker 1: something about banana hammock. Oh, so they get this thing.
Speaker 1: They're like, got ready for Vegas style, You're going to Vegas?
Speaker 1: And then someone's like, oh, is it chipping nails? And
Speaker 1: then Garrett goes, do I have to wear a banana hammock?
Speaker 1: I wanted to die? So you didn't know that he
Speaker 1: sucks because he's very charming, for charming for her, just
Speaker 1: dazzled by her. He's so charming, but he's charming. But
Speaker 1: but he thinks the parklandids are like act crisis actors. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm so deeply Shooken harrowed by his wedding video from
Speaker 1: his first Yes, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: Wonderful Soul tweeted us his original wedding video. Thank you,
Speaker 1: shout out to you. The amount of time I spend
Speaker 1: deep diving on the content that these girls putting the
Speaker 1: threat is awakening? Is it a fun fred to be on? Man?
Speaker 1: I never responded, so it doesn't seem like I engage,
Speaker 1: but I won't even know that I'm offending so much
Speaker 1: time showing several people souse, you and I are on
Speaker 1: two threads together. This is the fun thread. It's a
Speaker 1: wild threat. This is a good threat. By the way,
Speaker 1: Joe Joe's new fashion line, it's really good. I think
Speaker 1: that it looks good. But who's modeling it? Is that
Speaker 1: her mother? Yeah, my mother, her mother, her mother's my mom,
Speaker 1: January and a little aunt. She's so persiant. Her face
Speaker 1: has had so much work that I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my aunt. Every I know you, Joe, Joe is
Speaker 1: a prancess. You must treat her like a quen. It
Speaker 1: was amazing icon remember the husband to take a bottle
Speaker 1: of icon. She was an icon, as was Brian's mother, like,
Speaker 1: oh you cut your hair off the Joe and like
Speaker 1: a master accent to her. I'm a they all sound
Speaker 1: vaguely racist when I do it. Here we go when Newton,
Speaker 1: when Newton his house, there's he's got planes, he's got
Speaker 1: rules races. So his house has been rubbed twice since Monday.
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. What is today's Tuesday? I know
Speaker 1: I read am Maybe it was until since it was
Speaker 1: like previewed, so maybe in the last week, but it
Speaker 1: literally says two times and now he has to bring
Speaker 1: in cert bring in security and everything and all. So
Speaker 1: there's a big stink because I was like looking him up.
Speaker 1: I was looking up all the buzz things, and a
Speaker 1: lot of it is about his two burgularies, him having
Speaker 1: to redo all the security of his house, and uh
Speaker 1: America not not wondering, wondering what's going on with his face. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh he okay, I have one thing to say. So,
Speaker 1: when I was twenty one years old, Steve Heightener and
Speaker 1: I went with Fred Savage to see Wayne Newton, and
Speaker 1: I am such a lightweight with alcohol, as you know,
Speaker 1: I can only have a thumble of wine and I'm
Speaker 1: like ship face. I had like three long Island iced teas.
Speaker 1: I we got to go backstage. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When I get drunk, I I'm not I seem drunk
Speaker 1: more like normal when I'm out and about. When I'm
Speaker 1: actually drunk, I just get quiet because I think, oh
Speaker 1: id I'm drunk. Oh my god, I'm just drunk. Because
Speaker 1: I'm like getting really embarrassed, like I'm so drunk, so
Speaker 1: that I just basically like like basically crawled into the
Speaker 1: table and take a nap like I will, I will,
Speaker 1: but I so I have like a burst. And we
Speaker 1: met him and I went to go shake his hand
Speaker 1: backstage and my purse collapsed all over the floor and
Speaker 1: I had like a steel a lip gloss that looks
Speaker 1: like herpies. It looks like because it was like a
Speaker 1: silver tube. And Steve Heidener and Fred Savage kept calling
Speaker 1: it my salve myself, my herpies South so look like.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's lip class and we knew
Speaker 1: and I'm just like scrambling trying together. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's not at all herpes. That's how I met way Now,
Speaker 1: I would say, embarrassing yourself in front of Wayne Newton
Speaker 1: is extra embarrassing. Mr Vegas. His show was amazing. He
Speaker 1: doesn't read music. He taught himself to play. He plays
Speaker 1: like he played like twelve instruments in the show. He's
Speaker 1: super charismatic. We went kind of as a joke and
Speaker 1: end up like he was wonderful, figured it out. He
Speaker 1: figured it out. On that note, my roommate who's from Vegas,
Speaker 1: just keep bringing him up. He said that everyone knows her.
Speaker 1: Wayne Newton lives like it's like a huge compound that
Speaker 1: it's like right next to a high school. Soone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Wayne Newton's place. Ye, Like, it's not like it's
Speaker 1: just some high school kids kick Now we don't know
Speaker 1: what's there. There's been like cameras and be like I
Speaker 1: want that figure. Yeah, they're going to go steal the plane.
Speaker 1: Give me that plane. I need that plane. So then
Speaker 1: Wayne Newton so then his wife. He serenades his wife Kathleen,
Speaker 1: and he said, see it takes a totally different life,
Speaker 1: but really was the exact same with a kiss in
Speaker 1: the middle of it. I mean, that's the thing. The
Speaker 1: song was the exact same with a kids after that
Speaker 1: Capitol record state, which America had just suffered through watch
Speaker 1: that Don't do This again. I get with everyone on
Speaker 1: a worse scale. I mean, my favorite part of everyone's singing,
Speaker 1: I'm jumping go ahead. My favorite part of everyone's singing
Speaker 1: was when Chris that's the one we hate, right, Chris
Speaker 1: got up and before the song he goes, uh and
Speaker 1: right after this bartender, I'm gonna need a tequila double water.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, that's a lame astering double water.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need. Hey, I'm gonna need some real week
Speaker 1: after that? Did you mean say the other white one
Speaker 1: sprit with ice? With ice, give me some in a cup.
Speaker 1: I need a zima and a straw You don't have
Speaker 1: two fingers of a smearkof ice and a big burger.
Speaker 1: So w feel it tomorrow. I have a I need
Speaker 1: a thumbole of Boone's farm one, a sumble of strawberry hill.
Speaker 1: I need a whiff of ice apropos. So then they
Speaker 1: go and David, okay, so back at me and my
Speaker 1: back at the hotel is vocal fry City. David and
Speaker 1: Jordan are like, oh my god. And even Colton was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're like two rams. If you just do this tomorrow,
Speaker 1: you're both gonna like if you don't stop doing this,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get knocked off the mountain. And then so
Speaker 1: we go back and and he keep me like, are
Speaker 1: you gonna wear your underpants? Are you gonna be like
Speaker 1: you you double under pantsy golden under parents, Like David,
Speaker 1: I just can't. So then Chris he has his ankles.
Speaker 1: You're writing the limos. I got to the black limo
Speaker 1: like a church choir was the place we met. I'm
Speaker 1: going to kill myself honestly. Oh. There was also a
Speaker 1: moment where while Chris was singing, he said, I recall
Speaker 1: when Ari dropped the ball something else. I'm going to
Speaker 1: take his place, which is like take his place dropping
Speaker 1: the ball. Yeah, because I'm going to drop the ball
Speaker 1: like my lyrics and better than any one. And he's like,
Speaker 1: so you got hurt my turn now, Like it was
Speaker 1: so clums So did you see him try and go
Speaker 1: up to Becca and waiting to get up and be
Speaker 1: like get away and then he's like that and then
Speaker 1: went the other direction. It was it was like a
Speaker 1: click track, like it sounds like they weren't. We didn't
Speaker 1: actually see anybody playing. We just saw like arms moving.
Speaker 1: It was like Donka Marcy ball co. So Lincoln being like,
Speaker 1: what could dunc shouldn't possibly mean? It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, read a book. I'm sure it means something
Speaker 1: romantic like my love. Everyone knows means I mean Germans,
Speaker 1: I thank you. I literally have the only language I
Speaker 1: speak other than a German. I lea. I think it's
Speaker 1: like a pretty common phrase that people even like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: even that's one of the ones everyone knows. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought like everyone knows thank you in other languages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a it's like hello and thank
Speaker 1: you tho. Yeah, I thought everyone knew it. Then Lincoln
Speaker 1: lived in England for a while. Fool, Just get out
Speaker 1: of your own head, like you're shitness up bilingual dictionary. Guys,
Speaker 1: get off Reddit. At least Chris knows. We by god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that I really enjoyed. John was adorable.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that John. By the way, I think he listen,
Speaker 1: this doesn't mean everything. He's got the money, He's the
Speaker 1: one with the money. Yeah, he's a guy. And I
Speaker 1: looked him up to see what his deal was. And
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison has a quoting like he's probably one of
Speaker 1: the most successful people we had. Not that that was
Speaker 1: adorable singing too, and he was like a good sport.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to be I liked him. I hope he
Speaker 1: goes to Paradise. The whole thing with Becca is that
Speaker 1: she wants someone who can be like a traditional masculine
Speaker 1: art Yeah, she wants to be led. She wants to
Speaker 1: be taken care of. She wants to be able to
Speaker 1: go to church with her girlfriends and have a mosa
Speaker 1: brunch like we know this. We've heard her talk about it,
Speaker 1: so like Mary the Silicon Valley guy. Yeah, yeah, if
Speaker 1: we're doing f Mary kill like yeah, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what you want. She but she loves these like jock
Speaker 1: meathead guy dollar signed dollars. Yeah, who can chop wood
Speaker 1: white football? Right? Jason, who she like genuinely seems like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't fall into that. Yeah that Jason's cool.
Speaker 1: He's just like I was shocked by John at the
Speaker 1: Lumberjack Challenge. I was like, oh my god, they just
Speaker 1: made this guy do football, and he's like he's an intellectual,
Speaker 1: he's a thinker, like he's gotten original thought, which I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could say for then you know, yeah, Colton,
Speaker 1: even Garrett, Yeah, but like he nailed it at the
Speaker 1: Lumberjack Hound was like I read it for and he
Speaker 1: seemed like he had so much fun. He's like, would
Speaker 1: I would have kept him around to the very end?
Speaker 1: I liked should have liked him to Yeah, I liked
Speaker 1: him too, and she would have had a real nice
Speaker 1: life with him. I think he's kind of like a
Speaker 1: Becca like. I think he's not as interesting and easy
Speaker 1: and glossy. I think he's just like steady yeah, and
Speaker 1: so was she. She likes the big dumb jocks. She
Speaker 1: likes a big dumb based off Rust double Dollar sign
Speaker 1: and Colton with a sense sign. So good. Yeah, oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we have we have Texedo, John Que adorable, Chris,
Speaker 1: get him a go and I'm really getting him going.
Speaker 1: You make me smile, so boring. So then okay, So
Speaker 1: then Jordan's um, okay, Blake, now we're now we're at
Speaker 1: Blake is frustrated. Oh so they go to the they
Speaker 1: go to the group date dinner and he's like, this
Speaker 1: was sweet. He Blake pulls her aside and he goes,
Speaker 1: I was frustrated last week that that guy took something
Speaker 1: away from you by being the first person to say
Speaker 1: I love you because I am falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love. And she's like, I'm falling in
Speaker 1: love with Blake and I've known from the beginning. I
Speaker 1: knew it the entire time. I loved it before she
Speaker 1: said that into camera, though, she responded to him in
Speaker 1: what was possibly the most are like back a moment.
Speaker 1: I love I like hearing that, Yeah, they're not supposed
Speaker 1: to say it back. So I think maybe she was
Speaker 1: like trying not to, but you're right. It was like
Speaker 1: kind of I thought that too, Like Blake okay, like
Speaker 1: like but from John Blake was doing a thing where
Speaker 1: he was like everyone else was like, hey, so how
Speaker 1: are you what are you passionate about? And he was like,
Speaker 1: so when we get married, what are our kids? He
Speaker 1: already like grandfather, which is super smart, but a little
Speaker 1: stage five clinger when he got so freaked out when
Speaker 1: who's the guy that broke his wrist and had to leave?
Speaker 1: And he was he got he got so upset when
Speaker 1: Clay got the Rose of the day and when she
Speaker 1: greeted Clay after he came back from the hospital. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's not going to implode during
Speaker 1: the course of the season. I think Blake he's a
Speaker 1: hardcore struggle. If he gets dumped, yeah, it's hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's falling hard and uh probably collaging their faces on
Speaker 1: like wedding photos. Yeah. Another text that's like, did you
Speaker 1: break up with him yet? He's going to lose his mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's how he got you know he has right,
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, He's going to have a pseunami of
Speaker 1: poon if he's not chosen at the story. He has
Speaker 1: so cute and he's going to fall with all of them.
Speaker 1: Why if he because James Taylor the big what if
Speaker 1: he gets like what if he turns from sweet James
Speaker 1: Taylor though he seems so sweet, like he's had some
Speaker 1: success with girls already because he is so cute. Where James,
Speaker 1: you could tell like there is a former contestant named
Speaker 1: James Taylor. He was a singer songwriter. He was a
Speaker 1: singer songwriter named James Taylor, and he was very sweet
Speaker 1: on the show. He was very sure. He was like door,
Speaker 1: he was adorable. He wasn't like built like the other dude.
Speaker 1: He was like he was so sweet and he was
Speaker 1: so sweet, and he basically was like to Joe Joe.
Speaker 1: He was like, I know, I'm not that guy and
Speaker 1: I'm not that James. That Jack Taylor also I love
Speaker 1: I would love that that he would hate the comparison
Speaker 1: and that he but after it he then you know
Speaker 1: how why does everybody what you hear saying? Who who?
Speaker 1: But he I think too many ladies aft like he
Speaker 1: had like he went from getting nobody to like getting
Speaker 1: too many and I think it did bad things like
Speaker 1: I'm turning Sorry, sorry, Okay, okay, Anna, what are we
Speaker 1: How long is it going to take us to get
Speaker 1: to the hy period? I will make it? Okay okay.
Speaker 1: So after I like hearing that Becca to Colton smirking
Speaker 1: and then yeah, straight into camera being like I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with him, which is not surprising, and I
Speaker 1: love that, and she went like a bet surround like
Speaker 1: love it great. They talked on a bunk, but he
Speaker 1: was the only one who brought her into like the
Speaker 1: boys rooms. I've never seen anyone in any season ever
Speaker 1: in that room. See, he knows what he's doing. I
Speaker 1: think he's really smart. He's like he's I'm not just
Speaker 1: going to know you, like we should get to know
Speaker 1: each other like outside. I think he's like really smart
Speaker 1: and good and like pure and like wholesome, and I
Speaker 1: love them. He could win. I think he could win.
Speaker 1: I have him. I think it's between he he was
Speaker 1: in my top three. Yeah, I think he. I think
Speaker 1: he could definitely win. I think it's been between he
Speaker 1: and Garrett. Yeah, unfortunately, I hope it's and I hope
Speaker 1: it's Blake Blake Garrett. I think Blake Garrett and what
Speaker 1: happened after. I wish they I mean, I'm glad that
Speaker 1: she was there because there's a lot of time where
Speaker 1: the guy, I'm sorry, there's a lot of times that
Speaker 1: the guys have moments of really cool and smart, strong, interesting, confident,
Speaker 1: like conflict resolution, communication, and she never sees any of it.
Speaker 1: And they also were dicks and she never sees any
Speaker 1: of it versus in this situation which I know we're
Speaker 1: gonna hut of ourselves. But there's a moment where well,
Speaker 1: Wills yes, is like no, like this is like he
Speaker 1: just did so well and I was so such a man.
Speaker 1: He was so smart, he was so strong in front
Speaker 1: of her, he was so general and tender and why
Speaker 1: like in that moment he had me for the rest
Speaker 1: of the scene too, because he handles. So he was like,
Speaker 1: so he made the other guy look like an idiot. Okay, wait, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, okay, so we're can da da
Speaker 1: da da pissed me off because I want to be
Speaker 1: the one who says I love you and then um
Speaker 1: and then Chris is being a brat and throwing a
Speaker 1: fit and then and he's going on, oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: he's like so Chris is like, Chris doesn't go talk
Speaker 1: to her, and he's such a tool box about it.
Speaker 1: He kept going, I'm a front runner. I'm a front
Speaker 1: runner because because he did well with the song, like
Speaker 1: so the old ladies stood up while you were singing Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And then he was like it is just baffling, and
Speaker 1: I'm in shock. I am shook that I didn't talk
Speaker 1: to her. I got rejected. I feel like I was
Speaker 1: left alone. I'm think about packing my bag tonight and
Speaker 1: they're like, all right, bye. What's crazy about that is
Speaker 1: that the entire time he wasn't talking about like, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is a shock to me because I really felt
Speaker 1: like we had a connection. It was like I'm a catch.
Speaker 1: I better the rest of these guys on the front runner.
Speaker 1: Like it was just about him in relation to the
Speaker 1: other people I had about their connection and what didn't
Speaker 1: he say, like, she'll be disappointed if I leave tonight.
Speaker 1: It's like to be the biggest mistake of her life.
Speaker 1: A huge They're like four other dudes were a lot
Speaker 1: better than You're not even close to the top six. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: So then we go on the two on one real quick.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you will not probably be on paradise. So relaxed.
Speaker 1: Dud's just like, I don't think we are gonna be
Speaker 1: she's missing out because we would be best friend. I
Speaker 1: would be my future partner would appreciate. I wonder if
Speaker 1: do we have who we chose for like villains and stuff?
Speaker 1: Yes we do. It's on our website www. Dot Rose Podcast,
Speaker 1: dot vodka. Katie made a great page for us. Guess
Speaker 1: we have to go there now if you will go
Speaker 1: along with us, can you please at a home and
Speaker 1: go along with us to Rose Podcast dot vodka because
Speaker 1: some asshole still Rose podcast dot com. But we don't care.
Speaker 1: We were taught. Okay, we got dot vodka. Okay, as there, dad,
Speaker 1: How did we know he would become? Did I? Did?
Speaker 1: I put him as my villain? Look? And I Jordan
Speaker 1: was who did I? You Jordan to drink? You did it?
Speaker 1: You're Jordans crazy? And Chris as the villain? You really
Speaker 1: don't although you're although you're number one gone. Yeah, Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike was my number two. Oh my god, we all
Speaker 1: picked him. We all picked him as the dick. Who
Speaker 1: did I pick as Cray? Oh? Yeah he was, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the one. He was like basically he was
Speaker 1: the misogynist. He did something. Yeah, he was okay. So
Speaker 1: then we're in the two one one and we're in
Speaker 1: the value of fire. And then and I loved Jordan
Speaker 1: trying to sound straight. She looks cute. She looks like
Speaker 1: a snack chicken's gonna take a back seat. And then
Speaker 1: she was like, I love the silence out here. And
Speaker 1: then David just kept talking. Dude, he's such a fucking dingna.
Speaker 1: He's the worst. He's such a dipshit. There's nothing redeeming
Speaker 1: about him. Like there are some people that I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I could forgive it, because there's nothing cool or interesting
Speaker 1: about Do you know any man that has vocal fry
Speaker 1: when he's like, I just bet guy. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just feel like the male version of the Crystal voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got vocal friend, Like, I mean, I did, I
Speaker 1: feel like Also, it doesn't help his case that he
Speaker 1: still has his wonky bunk bed eye, which is bright red. No,
Speaker 1: it's so bad. It just looks like Satan's fawn whatever
Speaker 1: he does like a side eye. His entire eyeball is red.
Speaker 1: The smirking up a storm. Oh my god, Jordan's Jordan's
Speaker 1: I felt so Jordan's okay. So so David starts bitching
Speaker 1: that Jordan has been walking through the casino and he's
Speaker 1: saying that girls are looking at him and he wants
Speaker 1: to date other girls. He says that he's settling, and um,
Speaker 1: he goes, I feel like I'm exposing for who he is,
Speaker 1: a golden underpants clown. I mean, David is just he's
Speaker 1: such a sack of ship. He's such a little weenie.
Speaker 1: It just just like you think that more in Horton
Speaker 1: than building an actual connection and more valuable, Like you
Speaker 1: don't have enough faith in the fact that you guys
Speaker 1: could have enough connection or you have enough going on
Speaker 1: that you could just make her forget about Jordan or shallow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you have to spend every second talking about him,
Speaker 1: because she was like, I'm really interested. You're like get
Speaker 1: you know you so, and he's like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel really secure in you and me, but I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, oh my god, don't do this. That happens.
Speaker 1: I feel like you think that happens more with the guys,
Speaker 1: that the guys get sucked in, like it needs both
Speaker 1: they all get sucked into it. Tattle shooting yourself in
Speaker 1: the foot move ye will not make it. It's talking
Speaker 1: ship and put it towards getting to know the person.
Speaker 1: If you drag someone else in anyone that runs in tattles,
Speaker 1: anyone that runs in tattles, like like when Crystal did it.
Speaker 1: Crystal ran and tattled like if you run and say
Speaker 1: like the other girls are mean to me or someone
Speaker 1: being me, if you run in tattle, he better want
Speaker 1: to fuck you so badly, you knowwise, Yeah, Lincoln, the
Speaker 1: picture frame got thrown, he tattled on Connor. Connor came
Speaker 1: back from it. Yeah, but yeah, and I feel like
Speaker 1: it was worse for Connor than it was for Lincoln, who,
Speaker 1: as we all can agree, that was like a weird
Speaker 1: physical altercation in a way. So I could see being
Speaker 1: like he threw my picture frame of us, but it's
Speaker 1: different than me, Like you know, I heard that he
Speaker 1: said he's going to settle for you, Like here's say,
Speaker 1: I get to you more in trouble than like actual
Speaker 1: physical like he threw it into the She also stuff
Speaker 1: that she never said yes like it was and he
Speaker 1: like it was like, well, at what point did you
Speaker 1: say and what context did he ever use that word? No,
Speaker 1: It just feels like he has options, like David's just
Speaker 1: mad that Jordan has options. Jordans really grew on me
Speaker 1: when she was talking about when he's like, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I am a loyal partner, and I became so because
Speaker 1: I watched my dad for twenty seven years love my mom.
Speaker 1: My mom has multiple mental illness. I come from nothing,
Speaker 1: I've had no electricity, and I've learned to be bold.
Speaker 1: I just I felt like it actually gave me compassion
Speaker 1: for him that it's like, oh, yeah, I do. I
Speaker 1: keep saying that I think he is a little bit
Speaker 1: mentally like like I like Jordan, I see that he's
Speaker 1: but you do see like genetically why he's so weird.
Speaker 1: Well I see that, like I see like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this guy came from nothing. He's I think he's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if I look good, then I'm everything's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: And like if his mom ruined every big holiday and occasion,
Speaker 1: you see where this is legit that this guy's built
Speaker 1: this thing that if my hair has grown right and
Speaker 1: I walk right, it's gonna be okay. I don't really
Speaker 1: have compassion for it's like actually a clinical o c D.
Speaker 1: I'm a diagnosed clinical so it's not like yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, it's like descriptive of like that is clinical
Speaker 1: O C D of Like what is it that I
Speaker 1: can control? And then I can contain in such a
Speaker 1: way that like directly checks out and correlates to like
Speaker 1: success and being able to like model at j Z. Penny's,
Speaker 1: like I can feel be the person and the catalog
Speaker 1: like that's it's actually fine because he's building a life
Speaker 1: for himself. Did you know that he worked at Dillard's
Speaker 1: in the men's department. I heard that on your podcast
Speaker 1: last week. You know, I told you what am I
Speaker 1: doing here if not being a man? Yes, I told
Speaker 1: you so good. Okay, So then I like that he
Speaker 1: said to him, you have no humor, you have a
Speaker 1: shitty voice. You've been a little bitch rat ass. That
Speaker 1: is so true. He has been a little bit rat
Speaker 1: ass Jordan's And that's the thing is that there are
Speaker 1: things that Jordan says that you're like, just makes no sense,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? And then there are things that
Speaker 1: you're like I wish I could say that, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, like David, you have no charisma, you have
Speaker 1: no backbone, like no character. Yes, being me is my
Speaker 1: greatest power being you isn't your greatest power, which is
Speaker 1: why you got to talk about me? And then he goes,
Speaker 1: You're uninspiring, you lack chrisma, you lack personality. I wrote down,
Speaker 1: preach preach um. You're worse than ari I should you
Speaker 1: have my foot right up your fucking ass? So good.
Speaker 1: I loved that. I loved that you have no charisma.
Speaker 1: That is like, he really has no charisma. Like the
Speaker 1: thing is, yet the thing is is that it's for sure,
Speaker 1: terribly mean things to say to sure, but he's right,
Speaker 1: but he's dead right pushing him. And then David linked
Speaker 1: onto the Jordan's and wouldn't stop because don't just let
Speaker 1: it go wind. So then beck it comes up, and
Speaker 1: then he goes because you've been disingenuous. And then for
Speaker 1: the first person ever, Jordan goes, it's disingenuous, and it's
Speaker 1: like no one's ever actually correct. People have said disingenuous
Speaker 1: on so many seasons of the show, and Jordans was
Speaker 1: our grammar savior. Okay, So then come through way to
Speaker 1: leave a legacy on your way up? Why did the
Speaker 1: chicken crossroad to get abandoned? The deserts Okay? They left
Speaker 1: him in the desert. They do that, They leave like
Speaker 1: you that from this being I first back, they drove
Speaker 1: away and the camera panned so far in every direction
Speaker 1: where there was they have left people on island. They
Speaker 1: left a girl they loved a girl crying on an island,
Speaker 1: and there was like a blow a whole of they
Speaker 1: helicoptered out. They left on an island, and they left
Speaker 1: a guy the bad land. You know what won the
Speaker 1: bad land? Oh yeah, cliff Ireland like a dentist. A
Speaker 1: dentist was crying on a cliff and iron and they
Speaker 1: liked they copy. Usually helicopters are away, jumped and kill himself,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it was like he was right on the
Speaker 1: edge of that cliff. Not a time, not a time
Speaker 1: to bring someone to their emotional end and then leave
Speaker 1: them on Okay, sure, we're gonna wrap up in three minutes.
Speaker 1: To the thing I like was that they took David's
Speaker 1: bag out and everyone was really excited, and then here
Speaker 1: he goes and then they go on to dinner date
Speaker 1: and this was so this made me nervous because I
Speaker 1: felt like he was awkward and he was trying. He's like,
Speaker 1: what's the weekend? Look like for you and she starts
Speaker 1: to answering because he had me too. That was hard
Speaker 1: to watch. That was he was panicing. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to have a conversation. He goes, what I do
Speaker 1: with my free time, obviously is just the gym is
Speaker 1: a big deal. Skincare hair, I really do put a
Speaker 1: lot into it, and that's where I've had my success.
Speaker 1: Zoolander is very accurate and there's a different million, different
Speaker 1: things that I can do with my face. I wish
Speaker 1: I could get my portfolio was hard portfolio and then
Speaker 1: and then back so let's he was looking for someone
Speaker 1: to get the portfolio. Then back at the Rose ceremony,
Speaker 1: Chris starts, your boy will start shows up in an
Speaker 1: amazing outfit, an amazing outfit with the printed too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: only second to his amazing Way Newton outfit, which was
Speaker 1: a floral two piece. He might have been a romp him.
Speaker 1: He was like, I love him. I love him is
Speaker 1: honestly my personal favorite, like my DeBie favorite. He's a
Speaker 1: full romp him who was wearing a ramp him. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Chris freaking out. Um. By the way, Becca tweeted
Speaker 1: last night, she goes, where is this portfolio she was
Speaker 1: and someone retweeted I was like, Instagram and I wish
Speaker 1: we had more Leo. By the way, I loved Leo
Speaker 1: was like serenading a horse. Leo gotter come through. I
Speaker 1: I wrote down at one point during the ninth episode,
Speaker 1: Leo is so cute. He's so something like he's just yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's going. I know he like maybe likes to
Speaker 1: be sexually stabbed with the high hero. He's cute. I
Speaker 1: think IMDb credit come under my umbrella. Okay, So that Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris is freaking out and he's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: So so he pulls she she pulls him aside because
Speaker 1: she's pissed because she heard he was a little bit
Speaker 1: and he was like, you owe me a thousand kisses.
Speaker 1: Fifty thousand kisses he said, fifty thousand, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I owe you. And I was like, dude, you just
Speaker 1: nailed your coffing. And he was. He was so annoying
Speaker 1: at the rose to circle back because I know you
Speaker 1: have to go. But when Jordan's left, Yeah, his parting
Speaker 1: words were, She's never my favorite thing. Okay thing, my
Speaker 1: favorite thing about Becca was that she said she's never
Speaker 1: met anyone like me, not even favorite thing about the relationship.
Speaker 1: It was about five And then he says, I can speak,
Speaker 1: I can walk. I wish I knew what beg I
Speaker 1: didn't like about me. I know, I'm excited to see
Speaker 1: you in me. I'm excited to see you in Paradise.
Speaker 1: Speak I'm excited to see you in Nashville. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see you in Paradise. I can speak, I can walk, walk,
Speaker 1: I can speak, I can walk. If we get Jordan,
Speaker 1: while you guys come, you have to know I will okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then Chris says, you owe me kisses. She says,
Speaker 1: you don't know me. Yes, is talking on top of her,
Speaker 1: and by the way, Jordan also trying to kiss her
Speaker 1: on the way out. What if you were dating somebody
Speaker 1: that every time they kissed you, they go, it's that
Speaker 1: time again that the alarm on their phone goes on.
Speaker 1: Is that time again? Kiss time? Yeah? And then and
Speaker 1: then he okay. So then he goes, I'm happy I
Speaker 1: could be a better man than David. I do feel
Speaker 1: the unique. I do have a look. I can speak,
Speaker 1: I can walk, I could retreat someone right, wake up alone,
Speaker 1: just like I always do. His bag gets taken from
Speaker 1: the room and there was there was no greater celebration.
Speaker 1: So season, I'm like, I think it was an emotional
Speaker 1: cost because first day that's went and they were all
Speaker 1: like no, I like, Colin has on a bad Poka
Speaker 1: Dot shirt. And then and then Chris is like, if
Speaker 1: I wanted to leave, I went, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so why didn't you leave? You don't like me? You
Speaker 1: don't like me. It all like me and it's like,
Speaker 1: if I wanted to leave me, I would like, oh
Speaker 1: you don't like me, biggy thousand kisses. It was so awful,
Speaker 1: and there was just like two minutes, well great, two minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving, but come on, man, it'd be cool.
Speaker 1: And he was like it's two minutes, Like what do
Speaker 1: you have a timer? Yeah, Chris and holds a little
Speaker 1: bigger stepped in. Yes, I say I'm gonna go find you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go find you. How like you could go?
Speaker 1: How hot was it when Chris came back and Wills goes,
Speaker 1: what's up baby? I loved what's up? Baby? I do that?
Speaker 1: Say that my pent die and he goes rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: We've got the wide chat from afar at the Ario.
Speaker 1: You could see the crew real quick when they all
Speaker 1: started to fight. After with about Chris, Will's just got
Speaker 1: up and walked away. And I was like, you start like,
Speaker 1: I'm done Chris. At one point, Uh, first of all,
Speaker 1: she's sober, Chris, She's done. Chris at one point says
Speaker 1: the quote proved to her even more of how much
Speaker 1: that I can't. And I had to rewind to get
Speaker 1: how all those words worked together prove to her even
Speaker 1: more of how much vet I can't, I can't, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. Okay, Connor shirt is on butt
Speaker 1: to his navel. She picked, She picked Chris. What a douche,
Speaker 1: poor John John, And they go get ready, We're going
Speaker 1: to West Virginia, Richmond, Virginia. And they go there. There's
Speaker 1: a toast that goes Virginia's for lovers. I wanted to
Speaker 1: kill at that moment, to kill my Richmond Virginia. She
Speaker 1: could only half sell it as exciting. And I'm not
Speaker 1: not the like audible equivalent of like an Ellipses question mark.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I guess we're going there. Remember
Speaker 1: when they went with Joe Joe just somewhere I was
Speaker 1: like peskic wall Falls Pennsylvania. They had like a biplane
Speaker 1: and that's when that's when that the marine that fucked
Speaker 1: us over in Nashville had to like he had to
Speaker 1: chop wood and its shirt off to make the hot
Speaker 1: top fire up. Okay, My conclusion to this Rose ceremony
Speaker 1: is that it is a miracle that Lincoln is still around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you made the registered six better ships on the
Speaker 1: floor and it's the flat earther Like anytime he's on screen,
Speaker 1: it's like, God, Jesus, wait a minute, here's the tag.
Speaker 1: Jordan's getting a facial. I wrote it all down. My
Speaker 1: My strategy to tomorrow is to try to pull on
Speaker 1: my temper. He's gonna David with David. My strategy tomorrow's
Speaker 1: he's gonna try to pull on my temper. He's gonna
Speaker 1: try to get me hot. So that's why I have
Speaker 1: to stay cool, calm and collected, reserved. I've got to
Speaker 1: be sharp, I've got to be polished. I've got to
Speaker 1: be a full on modern man with the team on
Speaker 1: this face. Being a modern man is about being approachable,
Speaker 1: being flirty, being charming, charismatic, being This is all from
Speaker 1: one man being handsome is great, but being handsome doesn't
Speaker 1: get the job done. It's all about skincare, haircare, clothing,
Speaker 1: what do we have for our occasions? And that comfort
Speaker 1: goes a long way without So you know, as far
Speaker 1: as being in clothes and being comfortable, no one's gonna
Speaker 1: beat me at that. And so I'll have to do
Speaker 1: is just remain a gentleman. And this is a done deal.
Speaker 1: One person said that on television while ironing their pants, Gene,
Speaker 1: who the fuck he goes? What to wear for an
Speaker 1: occasion and desiring and I was just like, um, guys,
Speaker 1: we want to We're just gonna pick between two two
Speaker 1: the week, you have something to okay, Katie, Okay. So
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Speaker 1: get verified so I can do like little swipe ups
Speaker 1: in my dumb stories at our marine looks us my
Speaker 1: fat fun hash Jack Horny, that's Anna. We're gonna pick
Speaker 1: between the two that you love. Okay. So this is
Speaker 1: by Cheyenne Constant Who's on fire this season's great at
Speaker 1: Tricksy Firecracker, Wayne Newton. Wayne Newton over here serving the
Speaker 1: Bachelor at Contestants with Rob Low and behind the candelabra
Speaker 1: real nous that faces tight, comfortably tight. I love that.
Speaker 1: This is another one that I loved by John Moore
Speaker 1: at Real John Moore look for David and Jordan Jordan
Speaker 1: in a stage adaption of rain Man, in which each
Speaker 1: of them mistakenly believe they're playing the Tom Cruise role. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's it. Yeah. I was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go Cheyenne, but I think he wins.
Speaker 1: I think you guys all right, there we go, you guys. Um, Debbie,
Speaker 1: will you come back again before the season is done?
Speaker 1: I would love to. I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: make it seem like there's a reason that I'm obsessively
Speaker 1: living for this show. Okay, will you come back around
Speaker 1: like Fantasy Sweep, like Calmtowns. I mean you could come back.
Speaker 1: You could quite honestly, you could come back every week.
Speaker 1: You're welcome every way to bring our pal. I know
Speaker 1: his dog, his dog died. I know. I message him
Speaker 1: about it. That's heartbreaking. I told him that we could
Speaker 1: get him in on Paradise if he if he felt
Speaker 1: too behind. It's fair. My friend Haley also just had
Speaker 1: to put her dog down. It's been a very it's
Speaker 1: been like, it's been very weird. I went away and
Speaker 1: I came back and realized I have to just send
Speaker 1: like flowers to half the people that I know for
Speaker 1: just terrible sympathy thing. Yeah, but you know what was
Speaker 1: j you know what, you know what would cheer them up?
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise, Jordan's Paradise Paradise and Jordan's um um
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm Martin Marine. This has been a joy.
Speaker 1: I'm out. This is toitt. Ohs are so good, a
Speaker 1: crazy busy right now and it's so good. There's nothing
Speaker 1: quite like relixing by the pool with a nice shield.
Speaker 1: It's got quite like Lexi Pool that I don't know
Speaker 1: if you even who are Resolve, but things actually really
Speaker 1: special there, really spici there. Don't know if you know.
Speaker 1: Jordan is gonna be on. I got nay now, but
Speaker 1: John is gonna be on. I want all of the
Speaker 1: techs to be Jordan and Cristal working out. I want
Speaker 1: all the ticks to be Christla Jordan making. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be a pash Mash. I are Chelsea's mad? That's so good.