WEBVTT - "Virgin Island!" With Debby Ryan and Bryan Safi!

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Oh my god, this is a good episode. I

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<v Speaker 1>can feel it in my bones. Guys. We have so

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<v Speaker 1>many fun things coming up. Nashville, August five, Sunday, Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Benedict and I and maybe Brian Sophie. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>lure him. It's a Sunday, It's at two pm. The

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<v Speaker 1>ticket link is up. We're gonna tweet it out, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>put it on Facebook. Number two, Um, we're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>bonus podcast of the Proposal with Kyle Dunnigan is doing

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<v Speaker 1>it and we have a special thing. If you guys

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<v Speaker 1>want life advice is not necessarily good from Kyle and I.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be taking calls this Thursday. Email us at

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<v Speaker 1>Rose Podcast at gmail dot com if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get some life advice from two quack doctor comedian bachelor fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Number three I will be at Barker's Comedy Club in

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<v Speaker 1>Madison or Milwaukee, and by Madison, I mean Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

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<v Speaker 1>July forres her two shows with Helen Ham This Best

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<v Speaker 1>Deal Day. Guys, who doesn't love eating cheese and having

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<v Speaker 1>some bagats on Best Deal Day at Bunkers somewhere in Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hang on to your seats because it's about

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<v Speaker 1>to be a bumpy ride. Oh well, too bad you

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<v Speaker 1>hit to start on the pier. Oh my god, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you accept this French? I heard that. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't an amazing by the way, that there's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be like a pop in in a few minutes. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a celebrity poppet pop if you're a fourteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old girl, if you would leave your chick her Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think he even knows JF. That's oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you guys. Hi, everybody welcome to Will you

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<v Speaker 1>accept this rose. My name is Arta Marine, coming to

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<v Speaker 1>you live from Hollywood, California, the City of Angels. To

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<v Speaker 1>my left is a man who has a really perview mustache.

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<v Speaker 1>He is my ex husband. He is a wonderful improviser, podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>lover and American. You know him from throwing shade and

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<v Speaker 1>his patriotic duties. Mr Bryan Suppy. I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>been five centuries since I saw you in an I

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<v Speaker 1>missed you so much. Popping is here. Literally we literally

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<v Speaker 1>just started. Now you're not get it, get in? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you need here? This is Rebecca. Oh my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I have a belt back too. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a belt back too. Yes, do you need something? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to get your picture? I have lipstick for

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<v Speaker 1>you if you want. Here we go, everybody, here's pink.

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<v Speaker 1>I've read, I've read you want red? Okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>You got okay. Our papa just arrived. She is freshly showered,

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<v Speaker 1>she is she's fresh as a daisy. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say in my room I have with comedy Mike's

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<v Speaker 1>in thetific because I know, here's what's exciting about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made two friends in the last twelve months. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not impressive. No, this is it. That's a lot. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. You've You've made two friends and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>making a third. Um as an adult, it's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>make friends. I they're both pistols and they're here to

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Soffie who went through Bachelor Paradise Australia with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and the pistol Rookie of the Year. A woman that

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<v Speaker 1>is my newest friend. I love her very much. She

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<v Speaker 1>is the star of a show that I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you when it's coming out, but I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be fantastic. Miss Debbie Ryan instatiable. He's

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<v Speaker 1>already can't tell you anything about it, but check it

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<v Speaker 1>out this year. It's literally coming soon. It's weird. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the weirdest campaign of like we're literally not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to say anything. People can know it exists. Does it

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<v Speaker 1>have anything to do with that Bella Thorne is goat sign? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I told that talk entire Bella boy is that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand that music video? So she has a singled

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<v Speaker 1>filthy Things. She's dating this guy? Yes, so insane. But

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<v Speaker 1>she like produces music video for a song called Goat, which,

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<v Speaker 1>as we all know, is internet saying for greatest all time. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just learned that it started in the basketball world,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's anyway. So then she produced or directed a

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<v Speaker 1>video called Goat in which she is in like drag

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<v Speaker 1>esque makeup and also full goat prosthetic and and like

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<v Speaker 1>it's she took out billboards. Wa she paid for them?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean bold moves. Mean when this is what happens

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<v Speaker 1>when you get Twilight money, You don't turn yourself into

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<v Speaker 1>a ghost like you give the character Twilight on Twilight

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Swart character, which one is Bella Thorne. Thorne was

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<v Speaker 1>in shaking up on to eachannel and she was in

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<v Speaker 1>famous and loves basically yes, and she was in the

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<v Speaker 1>babysitter that like, Yes, when I go, she's sort of famous. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm at Hotel Gym's. She's always on the TV

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<v Speaker 1>when I do like the elliptical, not any more? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see what happened today? This is not like a

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<v Speaker 1>weekly catch out show, but it is now. I just

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<v Speaker 1>found this like back three hours ago. We imagine, So sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>this was my introduction. I'm only passionate about a few

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<v Speaker 1>things when I have so as as we are all

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<v Speaker 1>super familiar, because I'm sure everyone's as much of a

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<v Speaker 1>fan as me. There were two seasons of Freeforms TV

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<v Speaker 1>show called Famous in Love, which chronicles a young girl's

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<v Speaker 1>rise to fame and all the conflict in repulations that

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<v Speaker 1>comes with her doing like a studio action. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>is it good? I want to go. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know did it look good? Did my face make it

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<v Speaker 1>look good? I mean, I'll drink it. It tastes good,

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes like the ghost of sugar in fairness. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Zva. Just don's yeah, it's not, it's it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's halfway to Stevia. Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>they did same seasons of it. Um, I watched the

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<v Speaker 1>finale like Riveted, just on my couch with we had

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<v Speaker 1>to watch party. Sure, Sure, one of the actors and

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the same acting coach and I cornered

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<v Speaker 1>him coming in the guy's office. I made him wait

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<v Speaker 1>and I ordered him and talked to him about the show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't know if you'll have a season three.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't wait for season three. Today

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<v Speaker 1>it's announced it like Freeform cancels Famous and Love and

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<v Speaker 1>Bella Thorne replies, I'm gonna be really upset if I

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<v Speaker 1>find out this is how my show got canceled. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>free Form, I could have at least gotten a phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>She's right, it's totally right. I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever been on TV before, but that's how it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. Haven't. You're about to know when they cancel

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<v Speaker 1>our show, and I've never been one. Like I'm Clara

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<v Speaker 1>Clarry in America for a new flat screen TV Bachelor

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<v Speaker 1>ever gets canceled, expect to retweet from me saying I

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<v Speaker 1>could have got you at least gotten a phone call. Now, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, Wait a minute I need to wear

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<v Speaker 1>how many goat billboards are that? I only saw one

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<v Speaker 1>when I was walking from the coffee shop, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, and I literally, by the way, in fairness,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving her a lot of credit because nothing's no

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<v Speaker 1>sign has ever made me google just like what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>And because I was like, there's absolutely no way this

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<v Speaker 1>is a real thing, and then it was too much. Yes, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>the sound of art in seeing there's no way to

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<v Speaker 1>describes you description right, there's a description photo version of

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<v Speaker 1>how I felt when I learned about the ship Nest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know the ship? I know about the ship Nest.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have official confirmation? I mean yeah, I've said

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<v Speaker 1>it every week, so that makes it official? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do you know about the show? Do you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>worse than he doesn't know? You have to go you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go shitness first. Okay, okay, but for context,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the same man that is outwardly a flat earther.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a flat earth he okay, sex Lincoln Lincoln wait

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<v Speaker 1>link okay, okay, from the show, yeah, show Lincoln from

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<v Speaker 1>the show whose batshit crazy art is standing up right?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a flat Earth. He has a he is a

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<v Speaker 1>he hasked him, he's a registered section. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>That just serves sex? He still grow a woman on it.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, he might show he might win. He's

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<v Speaker 1>still in he might win, don't Okay, he might win.

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<v Speaker 1>He works for Oracle, or worked at some point was

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<v Speaker 1>employed by Oracle, which is like this, my fancy brother

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<v Speaker 1>has like this. It's like a data storage company. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>be a dumb dumb and work at Oracle. So he

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<v Speaker 1>came on the live show at the end when Beck

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<v Speaker 1>it was announced as the Bachelor, and they're like, meet

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<v Speaker 1>your suitors, and then how he came that has no

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<v Speaker 1>moisture in it, but it's good. So that was my

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<v Speaker 1>lipstick to mine popping. So they so, so he was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the five guys and and somebody recognized him like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I work with him at Oracle. That's the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>goes in the public restroom, builds a nest of toilet

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<v Speaker 1>paper on the floor, shots the nest picks up. He

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<v Speaker 1>why I know, well, why did he? Why did he

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<v Speaker 1>registered sex offender on The Bachelor? I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't why you can see and suffering the legal

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<v Speaker 1>consequence that's exactly. By the way, Anna and Katie hellove

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<v Speaker 1>before we get going. On this week's episode, Brian and

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<v Speaker 1>Anna and I went through sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paradise,

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<v Speaker 1>Australia together and Young Debbie. I cannot wait for you

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<v Speaker 1>to see Bachelor in Paradise. It is truly it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to help get you over famous in love. So good.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Lord given and taken, the Lord given, the

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<v Speaker 1>taken away. Brian agreed on our on our bonus episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>we watch sixteen episodes of Bachelor in Paris, Australia. It

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<v Speaker 1>was with Anna. It's in Fiji. Yes, Australia's wife. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly right. Okay, So I am a present for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It took literally like four weeks to get it from England,

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<v Speaker 1>from England made okay, okay, wait, you have to open

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<v Speaker 1>most two sides. I am Asha. He was the host

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<v Speaker 1>of Aster par Australia. Such a Goldie boy because it's

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<v Speaker 1>a huge thing. By the way, every Australian I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>now I go, what is your impression of the Gold

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<v Speaker 1>Coast because they always say like, oh, they're stare from

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<v Speaker 1>the Gold Coast, from the Gold Coast, which in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>is like the Jersey shore. Yeah yeah, okay, before gold Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>this is incredible gold Boy. Also I am I love

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<v Speaker 1>I love them, whereas I am on a toe bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the person's name okay, very minute, okay, is

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<v Speaker 1>that the one that you were saying is like the

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<v Speaker 1>corpse of a person and comes in like and he's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit yes, yes, medicines not always to trade. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's mentally he's got mentally unstable. We have for RuSHA.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you good with accents? Because we are terrible. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all going to try to do an Australian accent. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be bad. Do we get a line after

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to give it to us? Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>have to listen. This is my friend Rebecca. She's here, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't see her. Are you having fun so far?

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<v Speaker 1>It is, isn't it? It's fun. I'm sorry I came

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<v Speaker 1>in and broke the terrible news about famous and love.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and go girl do this? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's good news. Oh my god. Also, she released

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<v Speaker 1>a song called Bitch, I'm Bella Thorne and She in

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<v Speaker 1>which she literally proceeds it in the Vogue documentary. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think, you know, with music, if I can make

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<v Speaker 1>one person feel like that's me, I'm not alone, And

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<v Speaker 1>then it cuts to her recording I'm Bala thin, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need no idea because bitch, I'm which it's so relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>Who here is not who among us? I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I just heard that. It was like I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>a party of one my whole life. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, witch, I'm Bala. Does she

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<v Speaker 1>think it's funny? Like I'm genuine? Last? Is it? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it like a joke? I think that she I think

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's dead serious about anything, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think that she's way more serious than she ought to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think she's like Jordan's model, Jordan's levels serious.

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<v Speaker 1>She also eated a jewel bait pen that, in like handwriting,

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<v Speaker 1>says bitch, I'm bella thorn, which I wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 1>We got no not okay, I got to look crazy

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<v Speaker 1>while you're doing Yes you can, they're upstairs. You're upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>not doing it anyway. I already made everyone wait for

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<v Speaker 1>forty minutes. There's a lot of stuff. She'll bring you something,

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<v Speaker 1>a little sampling, whatever you think is something bring a

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<v Speaker 1>poop poop platter of sparkles, sparkle water. Oh my god, um, Debbie,

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<v Speaker 1>how have you been. How have you been enjoying the Bachelorette.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been nice, It's been really nice. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern Europe last week and it was very was I

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<v Speaker 1>where were you? You don't want to say, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>say in Budapest? Okay. Glad to be back, yea, glad

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<v Speaker 1>to be oh man, and and having to wait really

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<v Speaker 1>starve me out, and it made me really appreciate it

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<v Speaker 1>made everything that has happened the lastwo weeks. I'm curious

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<v Speaker 1>if you enjoyed what your comparison is with this and

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor? Which do you think? Which are you more?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I like the Bachelor too, and that's what I've

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<v Speaker 1>been hearing all throughout my Bachelor. Everyone was like, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>love the Bachelorette because the guys create romances and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a lot of he's not here for

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<v Speaker 1>the right reasons. Yeah, they do that, Yeah, they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the Debbie's first season ever, she's our rookie of

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<v Speaker 1>the Year. So I feel like, um, I like that

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<v Speaker 1>the boys, you know, the girls create friendships, like how

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<v Speaker 1>becka Ky does anything, which is like to the wall

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<v Speaker 1>and very presentationally. Yeah, they're like, oh my god, like

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<v Speaker 1>let's get going about this crazy thing. Yeah, and like

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<v Speaker 1>the guys are just like, oh yeah, we're all like

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<v Speaker 1>kicking it in the same vicinity and like we're cool

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<v Speaker 1>and less we're David. Yeah, okay, should we get started

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<v Speaker 1>or should Okay, we are all so bad with the accents.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get ready, you're ready. Nothing says summer romance like

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<v Speaker 1>a cool drink by the pool at a stunning tropical resolt,

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<v Speaker 1>Sami Ramant, like a cook some I drunk by the

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<v Speaker 1>pool that resort. Let's hear a warmer glo. What's a

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<v Speaker 1>cross cooked summer drinking shark. You just have to dive in.

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<v Speaker 1>You just can't think about it. You just have to

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<v Speaker 1>go with your try. A woman in my life reading

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<v Speaker 1>to this, Oh yeah, it's fun toone Dexter. Nothing says

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<v Speaker 1>summer romance like a cool drink by the pool at

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<v Speaker 1>a stunning tropical resort, Debbie. Nothing says summer romance like

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<v Speaker 1>a cool drink by the pool and a a tropical resort.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so okay, okay, wait that was like legit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for a while I was gonna be the one we

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<v Speaker 1>were going to send a representative. I need to hear

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<v Speaker 1>you do it. I don't know if you like minds

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<v Speaker 1>that great way better than too hard. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>hear Brian. Okay, well let me play again. Way you

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<v Speaker 1>watch this? I like to your mouth only moves up

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<v Speaker 1>and down. My nights are closed my office. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me wait here, Well, eate is somebody to share? Nothing

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<v Speaker 1>says summer romance like a cool drink by the pool

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<v Speaker 1>at a stunning tropical resort. Here. Nothing says some are

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<v Speaker 1>brown Manx like a cool drink at the tropical soul

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<v Speaker 1>the best I could do. Nothing since said rom like.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing say semmer romance like a cool troubical drink by

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<v Speaker 1>tropical semi honestly, we we would fit in seamlessly there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a debit. You're now the new delegate going to Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds very convincing. You are for the embassador al right?

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<v Speaker 1>Without you here? That's great Week number one. Here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in Vegas, in cities, the Aria Resort and casino.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a good resort? Yeah? Is it? I just

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<v Speaker 1>say though, there is nothing more disgusting to me than

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<v Speaker 1>guys getting excited to go to Vegas. I hate it

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<v Speaker 1>in movies, I hate it in real life. Chris was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my city, this is my Like that's a

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<v Speaker 1>red flag. Yeah, that's pretty congruent with Chris's overall vibe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>overall this week, who was more annoying you, David or Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one is? David? Again to David being a Chris

0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Chriss highlighted in all of his douche baggery. He's so

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<v Speaker 1>Chris was the worst. I thought his ankle, his ankles

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<v Speaker 1>and his little he seems like the guy that would

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<v Speaker 1>like get violent, Like he actually scared me. I like

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<v Speaker 1>texted my friend that I was like, he seems like

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<v Speaker 1>he would like literally like lose his temper and hit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of like as the second sentence, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that he's out and he's like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>just think you look cool. Listen, I've of us were

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<v Speaker 1>well drink alone and might as well drink together, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend. He'd be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you, bitch. That guy. He would like the mailman

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<v Speaker 1>would come over and get your mail and he'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you talking to him. He would be

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<v Speaker 1>so creepy. Yeah, exactly, Yeah he saw, I saw what

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<v Speaker 1>you did. He's awful. He he looks like a guy

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<v Speaker 1>I did a play with, and it's like who is

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<v Speaker 1>very particular about certain things in his life. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's like God, and he claims to be

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty seven or so, right in what worlds? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he blinks a lot, oh just real

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<v Speaker 1>off off pudding. Yes, yeah, really uncomfortable. I do appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>it his for head crinkles, because I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of those guys do get the full boat talking, which

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<v Speaker 1>also looks great. But I think that he didn't, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only proper get. Do you think when Newton

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<v Speaker 1>had any work done robbed? You're like, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>check their inventory escaped wax figure right right right right

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<v Speaker 1>as your question, Yes, ma'am, I think that. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>the area is a great resort, but like gotta be triggering,

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<v Speaker 1>don't call it, don't stay at the aria. Yeah, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Rebecca has never seen it this. Our Bachelor

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<v Speaker 1>got engaged and dune by a guy named Ari on TV,

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<v Speaker 1>Like one week before she stayed at the Aria. So

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<v Speaker 1>my my boyfriend actually brought that up and I was like, yo, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa God, who are you rooting for? Who do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to win? I like Garrett a loss. Now

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<v Speaker 1>do you know that he you know that he's a

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<v Speaker 1>Trumpster and that he not Garrett? I like Wills I

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<v Speaker 1>went to college with. Well, okay, and what's your impression.

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<v Speaker 1>He's fine, very nice. Okay. Yeah, you continue, you like

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<v Speaker 1>you're holding about it because you seem to describe him

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<v Speaker 1>as just like a guy. Yeah, he was just Chilli's normal.

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<v Speaker 1>He worked at the coffee house with me um. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my friends I keep texting them images of

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<v Speaker 1>him on and they're being like, is that that? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what? I also sort of like Jason, like that

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<v Speaker 1>it's unusually he's very ralph mancho Okay, but like we

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<v Speaker 1>can all agree that he's like a vampire, yes, a

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<v Speaker 1>big exotic about because he's l Vanian. The Paradise cast

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<v Speaker 1>was a Nelson. He wasn't part of anything. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, you're right, you're right right, Okay, it's good,

0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:42.320
<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's good, it's good, Christal, it's so good.

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:45.200
<v Speaker 1>We've got Jordan's We've got Chicken, We've got Crystal, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got Kenny, Chelsea, single mom. We've got single mom Chelsea.

0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:55.200
<v Speaker 1>We've got Kendall, got tacked. Yes, We've got and what's

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<v Speaker 1>her name? Crazy Kristen, Crystal will fall in love, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, miss couch and curling iron burn on David's

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<v Speaker 1>eye like below his lie. He fell out, He fell

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<v Speaker 1>out of the bed. Did you miss that episode? He

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<v Speaker 1>fell out of a bunk bed and seriously messed his

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<v Speaker 1>ship out. That Jordan might have like kicked him out,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jordan might have like prayed baby Jesus, and Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>might have thrown him at the top. Jordan literally said,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to God every day, and bad things happened

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<v Speaker 1>to people that come again, stay when things when they

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<v Speaker 1>get Eddie eighty six, That's how he phrased him. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to think also that David might be a violent

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<v Speaker 1>sleeper because he's so like just neurotic and annoying in person.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably he wakes up mid screaming night harrors like Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>helped me too, Kyle Donagan has fallen out of two

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<v Speaker 1>bunk beds. Who's done this and Katie, Kyle and I

0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:47.800
<v Speaker 1>all have night terrors, so you have to do you

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<v Speaker 1>have night terrors? We could I wake up like this

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<v Speaker 1>every day every two me too. Have you been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to Matthew McConaughey, you know that guy that podcast I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to, like the the yes, the idea, yes, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go. So then a day come there

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<v Speaker 1>at the Aria. I love when they go to a

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<v Speaker 1>new place. At least it wasn't like the highat where

0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:09.000
<v Speaker 1>they have to run around and jump like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>road high. But the guys I did love, like Leo,

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<v Speaker 1>like with his hair flowing and like high fiving through

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<v Speaker 1>the halls of the Aria, like Vegas Baby. And I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder how many Vegas babies they had to because they

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<v Speaker 1>chose one Vegas Baby. And I wonder how many times

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<v Speaker 1>that gaggle of straight men shouted it before they selected

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<v Speaker 1>the one sound by so many? I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>interesting they only really had one day in actual Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>yeast time. They're like, we're driving four because my roommate

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<v Speaker 1>is from Vegas and kepting like that's in Utah. They

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<v Speaker 1>definitely crossed the border. What are they doing here? That's

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<v Speaker 1>so far like the camels. Yeah, the camels was in

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<v Speaker 1>Utah where they left David. Yes, value of the Fire

0:22:54.640 --> 0:22:57.280
<v Speaker 1>State Park. That's Nevada, that's outside of Vegas. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>the camels was in Utah, said, that's in talk. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we also does give a shout out hot for annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a gamble on love, Let's rule the due.

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<v Speaker 1>She's lady luck like, I'm gonna kill myself. This is

0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.120
<v Speaker 1>where risks are taken. I can't. It makes me want

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 1>to kill myself. I can't all the puns. I can't

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:14.520
<v Speaker 1>roll the dice on love. Actually just sounds like more

0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 1>ominous than like its hopeful. It's not like, well, here's

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:23.240
<v Speaker 1>a shot. It's like snake places any place to gamble

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<v Speaker 1>everything and looks at all. Yeah. Yeah, So then we

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<v Speaker 1>have Colton gets pilled. He's going they're going on camels.

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<v Speaker 1>They never said a lot about the Virgin River, so

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<v Speaker 1>we have this hot virgin. They're like, but he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>told her yet that he but he hasn't told us

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<v Speaker 1>yet except from the previews. Yeah, so we don't officially know, right,

0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>but we do know because but yeah, he's a virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that he was a virgin, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know if we inferred that based off of hearing a

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<v Speaker 1>voice or seeing it come out of his mouth. And

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.520
<v Speaker 1>he said it in the very first episode. At the

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<v Speaker 1>very end for like this season, he got nervous. He

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<v Speaker 1>confessed to the camera. At some point he made the

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<v Speaker 1>error of staying on camera I'm a virgin. I thought

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:08.479
<v Speaker 1>that he was like, I'm nervous to confess it to her.

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:10.800
<v Speaker 1>But I thought that that was going to I thought

0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.200
<v Speaker 1>that was teasing the Tia of it all. I didn't know, Okay,

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Colton virgin there in the Virgin River. They're in the

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<v Speaker 1>Virgin River. And I also found out I heard from

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<v Speaker 1>a source that apparently Tia slid into Colton's dams. He

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:33.359
<v Speaker 1>didn't slide into hers. She slid in him. She likes

0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 1>likes him, and they dated before the whole thing. Yes,

0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 1>but only briefly because literally she because then he was like,

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:44.080
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, you're not the bachelorette. Put a pin on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go try to win, and if not, I'll

0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:50.120
<v Speaker 1>see you in Mexica. I don't even want to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>For like the shame spiral he has when he loses

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 1>his Virgin Day. He's going to be so mean to

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<v Speaker 1>wherever he loses. I just have a feeling he's going

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:57.840
<v Speaker 1>to be like I don't know if I was running

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<v Speaker 1>or not. I don't know about him at like is

0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 1>there's some sort of Christian purity thing with him. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't want to be there for it. CTE

0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 1>undiagnosed with a football player. It's the thing that they

0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:13.920
<v Speaker 1>get think he has. I don't know if he played enough.

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.359
<v Speaker 1>Every football player he played enough he had. He does

0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>make questionable fashion choices. He had on a silken shirt

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:23.960
<v Speaker 1>with black polka dots and a Nehru caller at the

0:25:24.600 --> 0:25:27.000
<v Speaker 1>at the Roast ceremony, which is not which wants the

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:29.879
<v Speaker 1>other Colton. He's young and good looking in through the

0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:33.080
<v Speaker 1>picture frame in them that he's a hot head. He's

0:25:33.119 --> 0:25:37.480
<v Speaker 1>a hot head. And he wears he wears his shirt

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 1>unbuttoned to his like like pubes everywhere. Yeah, if he

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:43.960
<v Speaker 1>had any pubs, laughty, I'm sure he's like hairless like

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:47.000
<v Speaker 1>And there was one moment where he was like, okay,

0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:49.480
<v Speaker 1>but please, when Chris was going crazy. It was like,

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I just want time with her. Everyone else's time with her.

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.600
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, okay, put yourself in our shoes, and

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:56.359
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you try to put yourself in my shoes

0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and it guts back to Connor and he's like, right,

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 1>we have I'll put yourself year And every time they

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:04.160
<v Speaker 1>cut to him, his shirt was on button one more down.

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:09.879
<v Speaker 1>I started regressing, like climbing. He was like j Lo

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>in that green dress the ReLU That was his final

0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:18.280
<v Speaker 1>feel like that argument. They were like, no, you put

0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 1>yourself in my shoes. Now you put yourself in my

0:26:20.920 --> 0:26:30.280
<v Speaker 1>shoes shoes. So then so then they go on a

0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:34.480
<v Speaker 1>date and he's like, I also have been hurt past relationships.

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I try, you know. So they were running the camels.

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 1>They kept trying to hold hands and then he was

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:42.920
<v Speaker 1>like pounding because he had a slow camels like my camels.

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:48.159
<v Speaker 1>It was the most awkward date ever, like like they

0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 1>just like couldn't even talk. And now I've ridden a camel.

0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:54.160
<v Speaker 1>It is weird. It's very awkward, but like you could

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 1>have had a conversation. And he's like he's got like

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:00.119
<v Speaker 1>that smile. Like I used to love him and I

0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>still would suck him, but like the smile is like annoying.

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:07.359
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, he is permost smiling, like maybe because

0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Be's on that camel. Yeah, he him. He was like

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.639
<v Speaker 1>mad that they couldn't hold hands. He had like a

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:22.439
<v Speaker 1>thing about like camel her hand. I think that they

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 1>were literally looking for anything to say about that camel

0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 1>date because neither of them had any connection to it.

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>They didn't care. They couldn't talk, they couldn't interact. I've

0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:32.440
<v Speaker 1>also written a camel it's it's a thing that you

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:35.360
<v Speaker 1>do and then you talk because you don't Yeah, yeah,

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta walk and talk. So then they go and

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:43.479
<v Speaker 1>they Meanwhile, back at the ranch, you've got Jordan's and uh,

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the chicken and Jordan's and the chicken was so fucking annoying.

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like, how do you feel about getting the last rose?

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>And I felt like Jordan was good. He's like I

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>probably felt a few seconds later, how you felt when

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:55.920
<v Speaker 1>you got the second to last rows. Like I'm just

0:27:56.080 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, he is so fucking annoying. Both of them

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 1>were just so combative and they're pushing each other's buttons

0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:06.479
<v Speaker 1>and like the order of the roses like it's purely

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 1>done for entertainment, suspense, Like it's clearly done for whoever

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 1>they're going to like highlight the tension of that week,

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 1>like it literally is nothing too but the fact that

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>they were like each looking for response and then he

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:19.119
<v Speaker 1>got to her defensive. The fact that David makes Jordan's

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 1>look good at all. Yeah, Like if you're a horrible person,

0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:24.639
<v Speaker 1>yeah you're a garbage if you're able to make Jordan's

0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 1>seemed like sympathetic and even likable because yeah, true, yeah,

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 1>because he's I fell for him, but I love himself too, right,

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 1>So then they go they're on their camels all of

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:35.840
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, Oh, what are these hot tubs doing here

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of Utah? That's what I want after

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 1>like sitting in the sun in the desert for hours.

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine anything better than a hot tub in

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the desert? Is like a cold pool

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 1>exactly in the shade, and yeah, anything else. Also, also

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 1>it's I know that it's meant to be romantic, right,

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 1>this whole like oasis in the middle of nowhere thing this,

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>but like all of that is creepy when there's one

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 1>tent in the middle of an entire desert basin and

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 1>there's one hot tub and one bottle of champagne, Like

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>that's dexter stuff, just like that's weird, it's uncomfortable. That

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 1>is dexter stuff. There's like, why is there one hot tub?

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 1>All I was gonna say was that someone told me

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to a real estate agent who sells like fifty million

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.719
<v Speaker 1>dollar homes, told me that a lot of billionaires, when

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>they built homes, build a hospital in their home so

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 1>that if they've left up surgery or a doctor whatever,

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>goes straight to their home. I don't know why I'm

0:29:32.840 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 1>telling you this. It's very dexter. A lot of these

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 1>times have hospitals. And that is that. Wait a minute,

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>A friend of mine when bowling in Will Smith's basement

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>where he apparently has a full bowling alley, but that's

0:29:45.760 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 1>there has to be at least one o R And

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I heard that Will Smith has like a man that

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 1>travels behind me and Jada that's got a full bag.

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>He's like, they're like that has basically like if the

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 1>ship hits the fan and the apocalypse happened, like he

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>has like the bail back. Yeah, like the like it's

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>basically like the equivalent of like a jet pack guns.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Like like literally he's got live alternate identities. Yeah, and

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 1>hear and see he's got like Matt whatever bod Jason

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Bourne was like behind him staying at the hotel. I

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 1>was staying at it in Budapest. I should have told

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 1>him the world was ending and yeah, can I borrow

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>a band aid? I know you have, honestly say so,

0:30:24.800 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 1>you were staying at a bougie hotel day and he

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>and his whole family did a dance on the front

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>lawn in front of you. Not I wasn't. I was

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>out that day. No, I didn't see it. Yeah, they

0:30:36.680 --> 0:30:42.840
<v Speaker 1>did a dance on the last no questions, this whole thing.

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>It was so this is this is what is it?

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Why we're here? Just like I don't know. He's so

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:50.440
<v Speaker 1>frustrating because it's just like shut up. But it's also

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.680
<v Speaker 1>like you're a good person. Yeah you know what I

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>mean to question, I mean all of that. Do you

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 1>have an R in your house? I That's the way

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I would to Rich Are you are you like rich?

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Or you like I have a full staff of surgeons

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>in my home? I get you the head deeds like

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>yeah for sure, basically I mean dentists. Yeah, way Newton

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 1>at that. Okay, wait here we go here we got

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Wayne never had got back down in security because after

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>this episode aired, he's had been Burglaris twice at his

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>last vegas. I was serious since it aired. Yes, okay

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 1>for Wayne Newton, Okay, wait a minute, Okay, I have

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 1>a way. So then they go for dinner. Colton goes,

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:38.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I've been in loving and he said

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:40.680
<v Speaker 1>this like fifteen times, I've been in love once once

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 1>we were not on the same page. I said I'll

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.360
<v Speaker 1>love you really quickly. She didn't say it back. I

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>don't feel like I take love means so much to me.

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I just he just he kept saying, it's like we

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 1>get I have a note about this. Oh My gotch

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>is that it was less about love and more about

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he said I love you and she didn't.

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, well here, I'm never doing

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 1>that again. She broke up with him, like he actually

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 1>it literally wasn't like I put myself out there and

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>like we were building this thing and I guess that

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 1>I you know, it was farther along than her. The

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 1>connection was different. It literally was, like I said, she

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 1>did say it back, so obviously I'm never going to

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.239
<v Speaker 1>do that. Yes, that's exactly so weird. He was very

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>just bratty about it, like it was very like seventeen

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 1>year old boy that is very wise. And also his

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>teeth are so white, he's white stripping with Jordans. We

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>can't judge Jordan for his routine. At least Jordan talks

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.960
<v Speaker 1>about it and Jordan we under I have compassion for

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Jordan now that I know we're like. Yes, is the

0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 1>ex Ali Raceman, the Olympian. Alie Raisman was the one

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 1>that he said, I love you too. That never saw

0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Ali Raisman is a daddy. Wow, Ali did the remembers.

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>It was like a big deal old medal, no gold medal.

0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Rebecca, have you had a good time

0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>to much? Will you watch the Bachelorrette? Yeah, you're a

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>part of the team. It's getting good. Now you're part

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 1>of the team. I love you. It was so great

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>to meet you. Okay, So here we are. Okay. So

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:20.640
<v Speaker 1>then Colton kissed her and the tongue the kissing. Bumm

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:22.600
<v Speaker 1>me up, Katie, how did you feel like the kissing?

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 1>You want him so badly you need to teach him

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 1>at the cast. Yeah, I mean she grabbed him and

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 1>she likes to grab and kiss, which I respect. She

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:35.600
<v Speaker 1>does like she grabs and kisses and he was like, yeah,

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 1>he was like a weird little like lizard tongue. He

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 1>was like trying to confident. He was trying to like,

0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 1>was he like they just like the rhythms were off,

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 1>which could happen. Yeah, sure, sure, I've had kiss times.

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>It can be weird, but yeah, I don't know. I

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 1>feel like he's just like sorry, he thinks he's like

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>so hot, but he's like not gonna ship. Yeah, I

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.720
<v Speaker 1>think yeah, it's I think they like permosemile thing. I

0:33:57.760 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 1>can't tell if he's just like super insecure and being

0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 1>like or if he just doesn't think about anything does

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 1>because he like they're they're soft grinding in the hot tub,

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 1>which is quite heated. She wants she wants to fantasy

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>sweet him so bad. Oh my god. She's like, I

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 1>think we're on the same page. He didn't even have

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 1>to say anything. No there they literally talked about nothing.

0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:19.399
<v Speaker 1>They talked about nothing and they were like, oh my god,

0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:21.239
<v Speaker 1>we get along so well. Yeah, and it's just like

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>the best date ever. I was like, you said two words,

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 1>asked him one question. She just wants about him, and

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:29.399
<v Speaker 1>she says she she asked him one question, and then

0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 1>she asked the question and then shut him up before

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 1>he answered and started kissing him, and she goes, I

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:35.800
<v Speaker 1>feel like we're kind of on the same page. Also,

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 1>he brought up Tia again again, leave it, shut up,

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 1>leave it, no bad leave it. He likes Tia, he

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 1>needs or he just loves that. He just started drama.

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:51.840
<v Speaker 1>And that's why I'm glad that whole thing with remember

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:55.759
<v Speaker 1>that I fucked your friend like he like says he

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:57.920
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like drama, knows that she hates drama. And then

0:34:57.960 --> 0:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>it's just like just glad that we have that behind it.

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Leave it. We wouldn't remember that you were the tea guy.

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you guys think her guy is here? This is

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:07.919
<v Speaker 1>what I will say. I think this is the most

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 1>attractive group of Bachelor contestants I've ever seen the Bachelor, Like,

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I think they're also good looking. But I almost think

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>she's still I don't know what it is. I almost

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 1>think that I don't feel like she wants to find

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the wine. Yeah, she's newly, I mean she's literally just

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>been Yeah, there's something about I feel like it's more

0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>coming from her than the guy. She has some damage

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 1>that's brand new. That isn't really like putting up well,

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.959
<v Speaker 1>she's like and anything that's very like simple and doesn't

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 1>actually go into the layers of everything. She's like, yes,

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I like this, Yeah, I like the Garrett and I

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 1>just smile at each other the whole time. I like

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 1>the dynamic of that because it's non threatening versus like anyone,

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 1>like anyone that she has actual conversation. She's She's like,

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't like that, and it makes

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:54.400
<v Speaker 1>me how can I trust you? Yeah, she's your right.

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>It's funny because she's so together, but you do see

0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>once in a while, but you do see like that

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 1>new damage, like once like the guy said I love

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:06.839
<v Speaker 1>you just kidding. Yeah, there's definitely cracks. You can see

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:11.239
<v Speaker 1>that she's easily triggered by certain words or behaviors or

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 1>just a guy being like She'll be like, wait what, Yeah,

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.400
<v Speaker 1>you were dumped on National TV after you were proposed

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>to on National TV. Yeah, the same again like fourteen

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:27.879
<v Speaker 1>days ago. So then she's so good. She's also wearing

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 1>only rings on her engagement finger, but hugely sparkling once.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 1>She has big diamonds, huge ones. I didn't notice, said

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I was part of me. Was like, is this grandmother's ring? Like,

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 1>what is yours? Neil Lane? Oh my god, oh my god,

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:53.200
<v Speaker 1>can we hear it once? I'm Neil Lane. Oh my god.

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:57.400
<v Speaker 1>So good. That's so good. So then so then they

0:36:57.480 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>go that is pretty good. So then they have he

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>associates pain with love. There's something. So then there's a

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.799
<v Speaker 1>two on one. We find out Jordan and David are

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 1>having the two on one and cold and keeps going

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:13.319
<v Speaker 1>and at least that I love you once it makes

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:16.160
<v Speaker 1>it easier. I mean, it's just like, so then they go,

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 1>she's there kissing on the bus and then she's like,

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:22.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm falling in love. I'm falling in love. They're on

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 1>this big bus and they're like the kiss her like

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 1>it's just like, so, I'm so glad that there was

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 1>a twelve foot neon sign instructing her to do so

0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:34.239
<v Speaker 1>God like they that was so unnecessary. And they're on

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 1>a bus in Vegas on a bus. But I'll tell

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:44.279
<v Speaker 1>you number one, Vegas number two, being on a bus

0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 1>in Vegas. Number three. Someone saying about me, we get

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:56.840
<v Speaker 1>along really well off so sexy, are you crazy? I

0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 1>agree with you? I have along well with like, you know,

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:03.439
<v Speaker 1>the person who works. I got a lot of people.

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I get along with people, but I don't want to

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>funk the guy that works at the diner. Sorry mom,

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Hi mom, Okay. Also, we like we get along really well.

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 1>In that context is literally just them saying to each

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>other we get along with their entire conversation completely. It's

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>like we we we don't we won't show it. We

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:24.439
<v Speaker 1>just will say yeah, hey this is working, right, Yeah, yeah,

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 1>this is working. Talctor is so good? Do you get

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.319
<v Speaker 1>along with the Well, we both say it a lot. Yea.

0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:35.000
<v Speaker 1>We both agree that we get along. There was also

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:37.720
<v Speaker 1>a moment sorry that she was like, I'm really comfortable

0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 1>with these guys. It's like they're like my best friends.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, did you just friend zone? If

0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:47.440
<v Speaker 1>everything you call people who you're best friends that you

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:52.880
<v Speaker 1>spent a collective of forty three alone minutes with, you

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>know what, I feel like? Yeah, you don't think she

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>has friends? No, no, no, I was thinking about the girls,

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 1>like the girls in the house. It when they bring

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 1>in like, oh my best friends are my girls. It's

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>like you fuck the same guy, like you all fucked

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the thing you all did. Already told you I loved

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:11.360
<v Speaker 1>you to four of you too. He did it to

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 1>four of them. Yeah, but I think some of them

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 1>were playing him too. I think some of them were.

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:20.239
<v Speaker 1>The guys are like shocked. Oh, these some of these

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 1>guys are already shocked that, Like, what do you mean

0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:25.480
<v Speaker 1>we didn't have the connection that. Yeah, that's what I mean.

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 1>These guys, more than any other season that I've seen,

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:30.399
<v Speaker 1>at least, seemed like they're really in love with her. Yeah,

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 1>although Joe Caitlin season, they were that's the word. They

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:40.920
<v Speaker 1>were like they were hat like between between Nick and

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Sean and then Jared and like they were crave Cupcake

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:49.359
<v Speaker 1>and ben Z and Ben Higgins. They like loved her.

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>That was a good season. If you ever get if

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:54.360
<v Speaker 1>you ever like break your leg and you have like

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 1>time to kill that last summer start with Bachlor Australia

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:01.840
<v Speaker 1>and then go to Caitlin seas that it was the

0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 1>best Bachelor. She was the big horn dog and like

0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 1>all the guys were, and that they had to pick.

0:40:06.160 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 1>They had to pick the guys. In the beginning, they

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.719
<v Speaker 1>got like the first night out of the limo, they're like,

0:40:10.840 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 1>here's two women to pick from, which one do you

0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:14.800
<v Speaker 1>want to fight for? And then they had to like

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:19.319
<v Speaker 1>put in a box like the Survivor start, who's going

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>to be the Batchelorette? Which one do you go to?

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Wait for? What? That's crazy? It was great, It's amazing. Okay.

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:31.719
<v Speaker 1>So then they're on the Boss of the Debbie as

0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 1>we cut away to Jordan's, Jordan's and David start talking

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 1>about each other. It cuts to David and he says,

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:42.200
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know, I just want to hear are

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on this? He says, Becca is an intellectual

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 1>and Jordan is an idiot. Now I think Becca is smart.

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Would you have thought of her as an intellectual? No? No, no,

0:40:55.320 --> 0:40:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she's just like he actually doesn't know

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:01.320
<v Speaker 1>her at all and doesn't even know, like care to

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:03.239
<v Speaker 1>know of her. He just cares to be the one

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 1>that's better than Jordan's. So every time they talk about something,

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you just like, he's like wow. Jordan says, he's settling

0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like he's an intellectual. So that's why it's never gonna

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:17.400
<v Speaker 1>work out. He was scrambling, he was scambling, He's insane.

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 1>He's crazier than would like Freud do the Bachelor. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, yes,

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:29.040
<v Speaker 1>what an intellectual? Yes, I'm smart girl, who do you

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 1>the most enough? You know what? There was that that was,

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 1>There was that lady on this season that left, that

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 1>was on this last season, Charlotte, she left, she went back.

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 1>She was worried the PhD yes. Remember, he was like,

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried that if I fall already goes. I'm worried

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:45.480
<v Speaker 1>if I fall for you. You are like she was

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 1>becoming a doctor. He's like, I would hate for you

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:49.080
<v Speaker 1>to have to give up your career for me, and

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>she's like, no, no, I would have my career and

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.279
<v Speaker 1>also be in love with you. Like what I would

0:41:53.280 --> 0:41:55.959
<v Speaker 1>hate if you quit your career to be my professional wife.

0:41:56.200 --> 0:41:58.359
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, right, to be clear, I never said

0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:02.960
<v Speaker 1>that who? And then c n Cenne was smart. He

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:06.319
<v Speaker 1>was too smart as those girls would like really good

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:09.839
<v Speaker 1>degrees from really good schools. And he came to Yale. Also.

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw walking down the street on Vine the other

0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 1>day in the car, and my boyfriend was like, don't

0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 1>yell at her, and I was like, yeah, I saw Chad,

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>God divine, it's fine, it's your dreams. So that someone

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 1>there is like gifting drinks, that's because it's right where

0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Tender Greens is we're all getting air silent. I love

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:34.239
<v Speaker 1>tender Greens. Okay, so that tender Greens if you want

0:42:34.239 --> 0:42:36.400
<v Speaker 1>to be a sponsor, hey, okay, So then we have

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 1>something about banana hammock. Oh, so they get this thing.

0:42:39.640 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>They're like, got ready for Vegas style, You're going to Vegas?

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 1>And then someone's like, oh, is it chipping nails? And

0:42:45.560 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 1>then Garrett goes, do I have to wear a banana hammock?

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to die? So you didn't know that he

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:54.200
<v Speaker 1>sucks because he's very charming, for charming for her, just

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.719
<v Speaker 1>dazzled by her. He's so charming, but he's charming. But

0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:06.680
<v Speaker 1>but he thinks the parklandids are like act crisis actors. Also,

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so deeply Shooken harrowed by his wedding video from

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 1>his first Yes, let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.

0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 1>Wonderful Soul tweeted us his original wedding video. Thank you,

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:20.319
<v Speaker 1>shout out to you. The amount of time I spend

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 1>deep diving on the content that these girls putting the

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 1>threat is awakening? Is it a fun fred to be on? Man?

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.720
<v Speaker 1>I never responded, so it doesn't seem like I engage,

0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:31.359
<v Speaker 1>but I won't even know that I'm offending so much

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 1>time showing several people souse, you and I are on

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>two threads together. This is the fun thread. It's a

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>wild threat. This is a good threat. By the way,

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Joe Joe's new fashion line, it's really good. I think

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:46.360
<v Speaker 1>that it looks good. But who's modeling it? Is that

0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 1>her mother? Yeah, my mother, her mother, her mother's my mom,

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:58.759
<v Speaker 1>January and a little aunt. She's so persiant. Her face

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 1>has had so much work that I was like, oh,

0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 1>that's my aunt. Every I know you, Joe, Joe is

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a prancess. You must treat her like a quen. It

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:16.239
<v Speaker 1>was amazing icon remember the husband to take a bottle

0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 1>of icon. She was an icon, as was Brian's mother, like,

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.279
<v Speaker 1>oh you cut your hair off the Joe and like

0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>a master accent to her. I'm a they all sound

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:31.800
<v Speaker 1>vaguely racist when I do it. Here we go when Newton,

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 1>when Newton his house, there's he's got planes, he's got

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 1>rules races. So his house has been rubbed twice since Monday.

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 1>That's what I heard. What is today's Tuesday? I know

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I read am Maybe it was until since it was

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:53.520
<v Speaker 1>like previewed, so maybe in the last week, but it

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:57.359
<v Speaker 1>literally says two times and now he has to bring

0:44:57.440 --> 0:45:00.120
<v Speaker 1>in cert bring in security and everything and all. So

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 1>there's a big stink because I was like looking him up.

0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I was looking up all the buzz things, and a

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 1>lot of it is about his two burgularies, him having

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to redo all the security of his house, and uh

0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 1>America not not wondering, wondering what's going on with his face. Okay,

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 1>oh he okay, I have one thing to say. So,

0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 1>when I was twenty one years old, Steve Heightener and

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I went with Fred Savage to see Wayne Newton, and

0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I am such a lightweight with alcohol, as you know,

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 1>I can only have a thumble of wine and I'm

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>like ship face. I had like three long Island iced teas.

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I we got to go backstage. So here's the thing.

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:39.080
<v Speaker 1>When I get drunk, I I'm not I seem drunk

0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:41.799
<v Speaker 1>more like normal when I'm out and about. When I'm

0:45:41.880 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>actually drunk, I just get quiet because I think, oh

0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>id I'm drunk. Oh my god, I'm just drunk. Because

0:45:47.320 --> 0:45:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm like getting really embarrassed, like I'm so drunk, so

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 1>that I just basically like like basically crawled into the

0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 1>table and take a nap like I will, I will,

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>but I so I have like a burst. And we

0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 1>met him and I went to go shake his hand

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:02.640
<v Speaker 1>backstage and my purse collapsed all over the floor and

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I had like a steel a lip gloss that looks

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>like herpies. It looks like because it was like a

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:10.480
<v Speaker 1>silver tube. And Steve Heidener and Fred Savage kept calling

0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 1>it my salve myself, my herpies South so look like.

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:15.839
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, it's lip class and we knew

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like scrambling trying together. I was like,

0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 1>it's not at all herpes. That's how I met way Now,

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I would say, embarrassing yourself in front of Wayne Newton

0:46:23.080 --> 0:46:34.239
<v Speaker 1>is extra embarrassing. Mr Vegas. His show was amazing. He

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't read music. He taught himself to play. He plays

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:39.680
<v Speaker 1>like he played like twelve instruments in the show. He's

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>super charismatic. We went kind of as a joke and

0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 1>end up like he was wonderful, figured it out. He

0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:48.120
<v Speaker 1>figured it out. On that note, my roommate who's from Vegas,

0:46:48.320 --> 0:46:51.160
<v Speaker 1>just keep bringing him up. He said that everyone knows her.

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Wayne Newton lives like it's like a huge compound that

0:46:53.840 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like right next to a high school. Soone's like, oh,

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:58.839
<v Speaker 1>that's Wayne Newton's place. Ye, Like, it's not like it's

0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 1>just some high school kids kick Now we don't know

0:47:01.760 --> 0:47:04.759
<v Speaker 1>what's there. There's been like cameras and be like I

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 1>want that figure. Yeah, they're going to go steal the plane.

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Give me that plane. I need that plane. So then

0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Wayne Newton so then his wife. He serenades his wife Kathleen,

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 1>and he said, see it takes a totally different life,

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:19.759
<v Speaker 1>but really was the exact same with a kiss in

0:47:19.760 --> 0:47:21.960
<v Speaker 1>the middle of it. I mean, that's the thing. The

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:24.840
<v Speaker 1>song was the exact same with a kids after that

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Capitol record state, which America had just suffered through watch

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:32.360
<v Speaker 1>that Don't do This again. I get with everyone on

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 1>a worse scale. I mean, my favorite part of everyone's singing,

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm jumping go ahead. My favorite part of everyone's singing

0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 1>was when Chris that's the one we hate, right, Chris

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 1>got up and before the song he goes, uh and

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 1>right after this bartender, I'm gonna need a tequila double water.

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:51.240
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, well, that's a lame astering double water.

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need. Hey, I'm gonna need some real week

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:59.279
<v Speaker 1>after that? Did you mean say the other white one

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:06.640
<v Speaker 1>sprit with ice? With ice, give me some in a cup.

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I need a zima and a straw You don't have

0:48:10.320 --> 0:48:13.120
<v Speaker 1>two fingers of a smearkof ice and a big burger.

0:48:13.200 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 1>So w feel it tomorrow. I have a I need

0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:19.799
<v Speaker 1>a thumbole of Boone's farm one, a sumble of strawberry hill.

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I need a whiff of ice apropos. So then they

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>go and David, okay, so back at me and my

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 1>back at the hotel is vocal fry City. David and

0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Jordan are like, oh my god. And even Colton was like, dude,

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 1>you're like two rams. If you just do this tomorrow,

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you're both gonna like if you don't stop doing this,

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get knocked off the mountain. And then so

0:48:45.280 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 1>we go back and and he keep me like, are

0:48:47.160 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 1>you gonna wear your underpants? Are you gonna be like

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:53.240
<v Speaker 1>you you double under pantsy golden under parents, Like David,

0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I just can't. So then Chris he has his ankles.

0:48:57.120 --> 0:48:59.879
<v Speaker 1>You're writing the limos. I got to the black limo

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:02.799
<v Speaker 1>like a church choir was the place we met. I'm

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:06.800
<v Speaker 1>going to kill myself honestly. Oh. There was also a

0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:11.240
<v Speaker 1>moment where while Chris was singing, he said, I recall

0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:15.000
<v Speaker 1>when Ari dropped the ball something else. I'm going to

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:19.240
<v Speaker 1>take his place, which is like take his place dropping

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:21.839
<v Speaker 1>the ball. Yeah, because I'm going to drop the ball

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:23.960
<v Speaker 1>like my lyrics and better than any one. And he's like,

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 1>so you got hurt my turn now, Like it was

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:29.440
<v Speaker 1>so clums So did you see him try and go

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:31.600
<v Speaker 1>up to Becca and waiting to get up and be

0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 1>like get away and then he's like that and then

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:36.680
<v Speaker 1>went the other direction. It was it was like a

0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:39.280
<v Speaker 1>click track, like it sounds like they weren't. We didn't

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.879
<v Speaker 1>actually see anybody playing. We just saw like arms moving.

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>It was like Donka Marcy ball co. So Lincoln being like,

0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:51.239
<v Speaker 1>what could dunc shouldn't possibly mean? It was like, oh,

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:53.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, read a book. I'm sure it means something

0:49:53.800 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 1>romantic like my love. Everyone knows means I mean Germans,

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 1>I thank you. I literally have the only language I

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:08.879
<v Speaker 1>speak other than a German. I lea. I think it's

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:11.799
<v Speaker 1>like a pretty common phrase that people even like, Yeah,

0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:17.720
<v Speaker 1>even that's one of the ones everyone knows. Yeah yeah, okay,

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I thought like everyone knows thank you in other languages. Yeah,

0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like a it's like hello and thank

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:28.920
<v Speaker 1>you tho. Yeah, I thought everyone knew it. Then Lincoln

0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:31.839
<v Speaker 1>lived in England for a while. Fool, Just get out

0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:37.959
<v Speaker 1>of your own head, like you're shitness up bilingual dictionary. Guys,

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:44.280
<v Speaker 1>get off Reddit. At least Chris knows. We by god,

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, that I really enjoyed. John was adorable.

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that John. By the way, I think he listen,

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:57.279
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't mean everything. He's got the money, He's the

0:50:57.320 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 1>one with the money. Yeah, he's a guy. And I

0:51:01.560 --> 0:51:03.279
<v Speaker 1>looked him up to see what his deal was. And

0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison has a quoting like he's probably one of

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the most successful people we had. Not that that was

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 1>adorable singing too, and he was like a good sport.

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to be I liked him. I hope he

0:51:17.080 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 1>goes to Paradise. The whole thing with Becca is that

0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 1>she wants someone who can be like a traditional masculine

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:24.920
<v Speaker 1>art Yeah, she wants to be led. She wants to

0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 1>be taken care of. She wants to be able to

0:51:26.920 --> 0:51:29.239
<v Speaker 1>go to church with her girlfriends and have a mosa

0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:31.320
<v Speaker 1>brunch like we know this. We've heard her talk about it,

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>so like Mary the Silicon Valley guy. Yeah, yeah, if

0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:37.360
<v Speaker 1>we're doing f Mary kill like yeah, yeah, you know

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:41.120
<v Speaker 1>what you want. She but she loves these like jock

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:47.360
<v Speaker 1>meathead guy dollar signed dollars. Yeah, who can chop wood

0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:53.640
<v Speaker 1>white football? Right? Jason, who she like genuinely seems like yeah,

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:56.120
<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't fall into that. Yeah that Jason's cool.

0:51:56.360 --> 0:51:58.960
<v Speaker 1>He's just like I was shocked by John at the

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Lumberjack Challenge. I was like, oh my god, they just

0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:05.560
<v Speaker 1>made this guy do football, and he's like he's an intellectual,

0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:09.880
<v Speaker 1>he's a thinker, like he's gotten original thought, which I

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:13.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I could say for then you know, yeah, Colton,

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:17.239
<v Speaker 1>even Garrett, Yeah, but like he nailed it at the

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Lumberjack Hound was like I read it for and he

0:52:19.640 --> 0:52:22.359
<v Speaker 1>seemed like he had so much fun. He's like, would

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I would have kept him around to the very end?

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:27.359
<v Speaker 1>I liked should have liked him to Yeah, I liked

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>him too, and she would have had a real nice

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:30.759
<v Speaker 1>life with him. I think he's kind of like a

0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Becca like. I think he's not as interesting and easy

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:38.480
<v Speaker 1>and glossy. I think he's just like steady yeah, and

0:52:38.640 --> 0:52:41.800
<v Speaker 1>so was she. She likes the big dumb jocks. She

0:52:41.960 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>likes a big dumb based off Rust double Dollar sign

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:56.440
<v Speaker 1>and Colton with a sense sign. So good. Yeah, oh yeah, okay,

0:52:56.480 --> 0:53:00.399
<v Speaker 1>so we have we have Texedo, John Que adorable, Chris,

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:02.719
<v Speaker 1>get him a go and I'm really getting him going.

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 1>You make me smile, so boring. So then okay, So

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:13.759
<v Speaker 1>then Jordan's um, okay, Blake, now we're now we're at

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Blake is frustrated. Oh so they go to the they

0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:19.800
<v Speaker 1>go to the group date dinner and he's like, this

0:53:19.960 --> 0:53:22.279
<v Speaker 1>was sweet. He Blake pulls her aside and he goes,

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:26.359
<v Speaker 1>I was frustrated last week that that guy took something

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>away from you by being the first person to say

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:31.360
<v Speaker 1>I love you because I am falling in love with you.

0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm falling in love. And she's like, I'm falling in

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:35.160
<v Speaker 1>love with Blake and I've known from the beginning. I

0:53:35.239 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 1>knew it the entire time. I loved it before she

0:53:37.480 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>said that into camera, though, she responded to him in

0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:43.440
<v Speaker 1>what was possibly the most are like back a moment.

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I love I like hearing that, Yeah, they're not supposed

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:53.200
<v Speaker 1>to say it back. So I think maybe she was

0:53:53.280 --> 0:53:55.080
<v Speaker 1>like trying not to, but you're right. It was like

0:53:55.200 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of I thought that too, Like Blake okay, like

0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:03.120
<v Speaker 1>like but from John Blake was doing a thing where

0:54:03.160 --> 0:54:04.840
<v Speaker 1>he was like everyone else was like, hey, so how

0:54:04.920 --> 0:54:06.400
<v Speaker 1>are you what are you passionate about? And he was like,

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:08.640
<v Speaker 1>so when we get married, what are our kids? He

0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 1>already like grandfather, which is super smart, but a little

0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 1>stage five clinger when he got so freaked out when

0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:18.759
<v Speaker 1>who's the guy that broke his wrist and had to leave?

0:54:18.800 --> 0:54:20.960
<v Speaker 1>And he was he got he got so upset when

0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Clay got the Rose of the day and when she

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 1>greeted Clay after he came back from the hospital. Like,

0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:27.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's not going to implode during

0:54:28.000 --> 0:54:30.560
<v Speaker 1>the course of the season. I think Blake he's a

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>hardcore struggle. If he gets dumped, yeah, it's hard. Yeah,

0:54:34.719 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 1>he's falling hard and uh probably collaging their faces on

0:54:39.040 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 1>like wedding photos. Yeah. Another text that's like, did you

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 1>break up with him yet? He's going to lose his mind.

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's how he got you know he has right,

0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, He's going to have a pseunami of

0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 1>poon if he's not chosen at the story. He has

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:58.399
<v Speaker 1>so cute and he's going to fall with all of them.

0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Why if he because James Taylor the big what if

0:55:03.200 --> 0:55:07.200
<v Speaker 1>he gets like what if he turns from sweet James

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Taylor though he seems so sweet, like he's had some

0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:12.839
<v Speaker 1>success with girls already because he is so cute. Where James,

0:55:12.920 --> 0:55:16.120
<v Speaker 1>you could tell like there is a former contestant named

0:55:16.200 --> 0:55:20.480
<v Speaker 1>James Taylor. He was a singer songwriter. He was a

0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:23.920
<v Speaker 1>singer songwriter named James Taylor, and he was very sweet

0:55:23.960 --> 0:55:26.719
<v Speaker 1>on the show. He was very sure. He was like door,

0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:29.600
<v Speaker 1>he was adorable. He wasn't like built like the other dude.

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:31.800
<v Speaker 1>He was like he was so sweet and he was

0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:34.919
<v Speaker 1>so sweet, and he basically was like to Joe Joe.

0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 1>He was like, I know, I'm not that guy and

0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not that James. That Jack Taylor also I love

0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I would love that that he would hate the comparison

0:55:45.600 --> 0:55:50.680
<v Speaker 1>and that he but after it he then you know

0:55:51.200 --> 0:55:57.719
<v Speaker 1>how why does everybody what you hear saying? Who who?

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:02.080
<v Speaker 1>But he I think too many ladies aft like he

0:56:02.360 --> 0:56:04.439
<v Speaker 1>had like he went from getting nobody to like getting

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.560
<v Speaker 1>too many and I think it did bad things like

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm turning Sorry, sorry, Okay, okay, Anna, what are we

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:13.719
<v Speaker 1>How long is it going to take us to get

0:56:13.760 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>to the hy period? I will make it? Okay okay.

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 1>So after I like hearing that Becca to Colton smirking

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:23.919
<v Speaker 1>and then yeah, straight into camera being like I'm falling

0:56:23.920 --> 0:56:25.800
<v Speaker 1>in love with him, which is not surprising, and I

0:56:25.880 --> 0:56:28.200
<v Speaker 1>love that, and she went like a bet surround like

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:31.040
<v Speaker 1>love it great. They talked on a bunk, but he

0:56:31.160 --> 0:56:33.440
<v Speaker 1>was the only one who brought her into like the

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:38.319
<v Speaker 1>boys rooms. I've never seen anyone in any season ever

0:56:38.560 --> 0:56:41.120
<v Speaker 1>in that room. See, he knows what he's doing. I

0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:43.040
<v Speaker 1>think he's really smart. He's like he's I'm not just

0:56:43.120 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 1>going to know you, like we should get to know

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:47.600
<v Speaker 1>each other like outside. I think he's like really smart

0:56:47.680 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 1>and good and like pure and like wholesome, and I

0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 1>love them. He could win. I think he could win.

0:56:52.520 --> 0:56:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I have him. I think it's between he he was

0:56:55.120 --> 0:56:58.399
<v Speaker 1>in my top three. Yeah, I think he. I think

0:56:58.440 --> 0:57:00.279
<v Speaker 1>he could definitely win. I think it's been between he

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:04.279
<v Speaker 1>and Garrett. Yeah, unfortunately, I hope it's and I hope

0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:10.880
<v Speaker 1>it's Blake Blake Garrett. I think Blake Garrett and what

0:57:11.000 --> 0:57:14.160
<v Speaker 1>happened after. I wish they I mean, I'm glad that

0:57:14.239 --> 0:57:15.520
<v Speaker 1>she was there because there's a lot of time where

0:57:15.560 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the guy, I'm sorry, there's a lot of times that

0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 1>the guys have moments of really cool and smart, strong, interesting, confident,

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:27.480
<v Speaker 1>like conflict resolution, communication, and she never sees any of it.

0:57:27.800 --> 0:57:29.760
<v Speaker 1>And they also were dicks and she never sees any

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:32.000
<v Speaker 1>of it versus in this situation which I know we're

0:57:32.000 --> 0:57:34.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna hut of ourselves. But there's a moment where well,

0:57:35.040 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Wills yes, is like no, like this is like he

0:57:40.240 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 1>just did so well and I was so such a man.

0:57:43.400 --> 0:57:45.200
<v Speaker 1>He was so smart, he was so strong in front

0:57:45.200 --> 0:57:47.320
<v Speaker 1>of her, he was so general and tender and why

0:57:47.520 --> 0:57:50.480
<v Speaker 1>like in that moment he had me for the rest

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:52.680
<v Speaker 1>of the scene too, because he handles. So he was like,

0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:58.240
<v Speaker 1>so he made the other guy look like an idiot. Okay, wait, okay,

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Okay, okay, so we're can da da

0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:02.680
<v Speaker 1>da da pissed me off because I want to be

0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:04.920
<v Speaker 1>the one who says I love you and then um

0:58:05.360 --> 0:58:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and then Chris is being a brat and throwing a

0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:09.400
<v Speaker 1>fit and then and he's going on, oh yeah, so

0:58:09.600 --> 0:58:13.160
<v Speaker 1>he's like so Chris is like, Chris doesn't go talk

0:58:13.240 --> 0:58:16.920
<v Speaker 1>to her, and he's such a tool box about it.

0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:19.400
<v Speaker 1>He kept going, I'm a front runner. I'm a front

0:58:19.480 --> 0:58:22.080
<v Speaker 1>runner because because he did well with the song, like

0:58:23.200 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 1>so the old ladies stood up while you were singing Yeah, okay,

0:58:28.280 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 1>And then he was like it is just baffling, and

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm in shock. I am shook that I didn't talk

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 1>to her. I got rejected. I feel like I was

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:37.960
<v Speaker 1>left alone. I'm think about packing my bag tonight and

0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:40.800
<v Speaker 1>they're like, all right, bye. What's crazy about that is

0:58:40.840 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 1>that the entire time he wasn't talking about like, Wow,

0:58:43.640 --> 0:58:45.720
<v Speaker 1>this is a shock to me because I really felt

0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:47.880
<v Speaker 1>like we had a connection. It was like I'm a catch.

0:58:48.040 --> 0:58:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I better the rest of these guys on the front runner.

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Like it was just about him in relation to the

0:58:52.160 --> 0:58:55.040
<v Speaker 1>other people I had about their connection and what didn't

0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:57.280
<v Speaker 1>he say, like, she'll be disappointed if I leave tonight.

0:58:57.320 --> 0:58:59.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like to be the biggest mistake of her life.

0:58:59.400 --> 0:59:05.520
<v Speaker 1>A huge They're like four other dudes were a lot

0:59:05.600 --> 0:59:09.680
<v Speaker 1>better than You're not even close to the top six. Um, okay,

0:59:09.720 --> 0:59:12.800
<v Speaker 1>So then we go on the two on one real quick.

0:59:12.840 --> 0:59:16.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you will not probably be on paradise. So relaxed.

0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Dud's just like, I don't think we are gonna be

0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:22.800
<v Speaker 1>she's missing out because we would be best friend. I

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:26.640
<v Speaker 1>would be my future partner would appreciate. I wonder if

0:59:26.800 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 1>do we have who we chose for like villains and stuff?

0:59:29.800 --> 0:59:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes we do. It's on our website www. Dot Rose Podcast,

0:59:33.560 --> 0:59:37.000
<v Speaker 1>dot vodka. Katie made a great page for us. Guess

0:59:37.080 --> 0:59:39.040
<v Speaker 1>we have to go there now if you will go

0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:41.200
<v Speaker 1>along with us, can you please at a home and

0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:44.080
<v Speaker 1>go along with us to Rose Podcast dot vodka because

0:59:44.160 --> 0:59:47.200
<v Speaker 1>some asshole still Rose podcast dot com. But we don't care.

0:59:47.480 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 1>We were taught. Okay, we got dot vodka. Okay, as there, dad,

0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 1>How did we know he would become? Did I? Did?

0:59:56.320 --> 0:59:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I put him as my villain? Look? And I Jordan

0:59:59.680 --> 1:00:02.640
<v Speaker 1>was who did I? You Jordan to drink? You did it?

1:00:02.960 --> 1:00:06.160
<v Speaker 1>You're Jordans crazy? And Chris as the villain? You really

1:00:06.200 --> 1:00:09.400
<v Speaker 1>don't although you're although you're number one gone. Yeah, Mike,

1:00:09.640 --> 1:00:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Mike was my number two. Oh my god, we all

1:00:13.760 --> 1:00:15.800
<v Speaker 1>picked him. We all picked him as the dick. Who

1:00:15.880 --> 1:00:22.640
<v Speaker 1>did I pick as Cray? Oh? Yeah he was, yeah, yeah,

1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:24.960
<v Speaker 1>he was the one. He was like basically he was

1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:31.880
<v Speaker 1>the misogynist. He did something. Yeah, he was okay. So

1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:33.440
<v Speaker 1>then we're in the two one one and we're in

1:00:33.520 --> 1:00:36.960
<v Speaker 1>the value of fire. And then and I loved Jordan

1:00:37.040 --> 1:00:39.640
<v Speaker 1>trying to sound straight. She looks cute. She looks like

1:00:39.760 --> 1:00:43.520
<v Speaker 1>a snack chicken's gonna take a back seat. And then

1:00:43.720 --> 1:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>she was like, I love the silence out here. And

1:00:45.400 --> 1:00:49.800
<v Speaker 1>then David just kept talking. Dude, he's such a fucking dingna.

1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:56.360
<v Speaker 1>He's the worst. He's such a dipshit. There's nothing redeeming

1:00:56.360 --> 1:00:58.880
<v Speaker 1>about him. Like there are some people that I'm like, well,

1:00:58.920 --> 1:01:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I could forgive it, because there's nothing cool or interesting

1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:03.760
<v Speaker 1>about Do you know any man that has vocal fry

1:01:04.680 --> 1:01:06.600
<v Speaker 1>when he's like, I just bet guy. I mean, I

1:01:06.720 --> 1:01:10.560
<v Speaker 1>just feel like the male version of the Crystal voice. Yeah,

1:01:10.640 --> 1:01:13.160
<v Speaker 1>he's got vocal friend, Like, I mean, I did, I

1:01:13.280 --> 1:01:16.240
<v Speaker 1>feel like Also, it doesn't help his case that he

1:01:16.320 --> 1:01:19.600
<v Speaker 1>still has his wonky bunk bed eye, which is bright red. No,

1:01:19.800 --> 1:01:22.720
<v Speaker 1>it's so bad. It just looks like Satan's fawn whatever

1:01:22.840 --> 1:01:26.280
<v Speaker 1>he does like a side eye. His entire eyeball is red.

1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:32.800
<v Speaker 1>The smirking up a storm. Oh my god, Jordan's Jordan's

1:01:32.840 --> 1:01:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I felt so Jordan's okay. So so David starts bitching

1:01:36.920 --> 1:01:39.880
<v Speaker 1>that Jordan has been walking through the casino and he's

1:01:39.920 --> 1:01:42.400
<v Speaker 1>saying that girls are looking at him and he wants

1:01:42.440 --> 1:01:46.000
<v Speaker 1>to date other girls. He says that he's settling, and um,

1:01:46.240 --> 1:01:48.400
<v Speaker 1>he goes, I feel like I'm exposing for who he is,

1:01:48.480 --> 1:01:53.919
<v Speaker 1>a golden underpants clown. I mean, David is just he's

1:01:54.000 --> 1:01:56.160
<v Speaker 1>such a sack of ship. He's such a little weenie.

1:01:56.320 --> 1:02:00.320
<v Speaker 1>It just just like you think that more in Horton

1:02:00.480 --> 1:02:03.560
<v Speaker 1>than building an actual connection and more valuable, Like you

1:02:03.640 --> 1:02:05.480
<v Speaker 1>don't have enough faith in the fact that you guys

1:02:05.520 --> 1:02:08.000
<v Speaker 1>could have enough connection or you have enough going on

1:02:08.680 --> 1:02:12.000
<v Speaker 1>that you could just make her forget about Jordan or shallow. Yeah,

1:02:12.040 --> 1:02:15.040
<v Speaker 1>but you have to spend every second talking about him,

1:02:15.160 --> 1:02:16.920
<v Speaker 1>because she was like, I'm really interested. You're like get

1:02:16.960 --> 1:02:19.080
<v Speaker 1>you know you so, and he's like, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel really secure in you and me, but I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you, oh my god, don't do this. That happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you think that happens more with the guys,

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<v Speaker 1>that the guys get sucked in, like it needs both

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<v Speaker 1>they all get sucked into it. Tattle shooting yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>the foot move ye will not make it. It's talking

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<v Speaker 1>ship and put it towards getting to know the person.

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<v Speaker 1>If you drag someone else in anyone that runs in tattles,

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<v Speaker 1>anyone that runs in tattles, like like when Crystal did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal ran and tattled like if you run and say

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<v Speaker 1>like the other girls are mean to me or someone

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<v Speaker 1>being me, if you run in tattle, he better want

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck you so badly, you knowwise, Yeah, Lincoln, the

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<v Speaker 1>picture frame got thrown, he tattled on Connor. Connor came

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<v Speaker 1>back from it. Yeah, but yeah, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it was worse for Connor than it was for Lincoln, who,

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<v Speaker 1>as we all can agree, that was like a weird

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<v Speaker 1>physical altercation in a way. So I could see being

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<v Speaker 1>like he threw my picture frame of us, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>different than me, Like you know, I heard that he

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<v Speaker 1>said he's going to settle for you, Like here's say,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to you more in trouble than like actual

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<v Speaker 1>physical like he threw it into the She also stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that she never said yes like it was and he

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<v Speaker 1>like it was like, well, at what point did you

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<v Speaker 1>say and what context did he ever use that word? No,

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<v Speaker 1>It just feels like he has options, like David's just

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<v Speaker 1>mad that Jordan has options. Jordans really grew on me

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<v Speaker 1>when she was talking about when he's like, you know, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a loyal partner, and I became so because

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<v Speaker 1>I watched my dad for twenty seven years love my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom has multiple mental illness. I come from nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had no electricity, and I've learned to be bold.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I felt like it actually gave me compassion

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<v Speaker 1>for him that it's like, oh, yeah, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>keep saying that I think he is a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>mentally like like I like Jordan, I see that he's

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<v Speaker 1>but you do see like genetically why he's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I see that, like I see like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy came from nothing. He's I think he's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if I look good, then I'm everything's gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And like if his mom ruined every big holiday and occasion,

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<v Speaker 1>you see where this is legit that this guy's built

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that if my hair has grown right and

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<v Speaker 1>I walk right, it's gonna be okay. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have compassion for it's like actually a clinical o c D.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a diagnosed clinical so it's not like yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure, it's like descriptive of like that is clinical

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<v Speaker 1>O C D of Like what is it that I

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<v Speaker 1>can control? And then I can contain in such a

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<v Speaker 1>way that like directly checks out and correlates to like

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<v Speaker 1>success and being able to like model at j Z. Penny's,

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<v Speaker 1>like I can feel be the person and the catalog

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<v Speaker 1>like that's it's actually fine because he's building a life

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<v Speaker 1>for himself. Did you know that he worked at Dillard's

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<v Speaker 1>in the men's department. I heard that on your podcast

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<v Speaker 1>last week. You know, I told you what am I

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<v Speaker 1>doing here if not being a man? Yes, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you so good. Okay, So then I like that he

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<v Speaker 1>said to him, you have no humor, you have a

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<v Speaker 1>shitty voice. You've been a little bitch rat ass. That

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<v Speaker 1>is so true. He has been a little bit rat

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<v Speaker 1>ass Jordan's And that's the thing is that there are

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<v Speaker 1>things that Jordan says that you're like, just makes no sense,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? And then there are things that

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<v Speaker 1>you're like I wish I could say that, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, like David, you have no charisma, you have

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<v Speaker 1>no backbone, like no character. Yes, being me is my

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<v Speaker 1>greatest power being you isn't your greatest power, which is

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<v Speaker 1>why you got to talk about me? And then he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>You're uninspiring, you lack chrisma, you lack personality. I wrote down,

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<v Speaker 1>preach preach um. You're worse than ari I should you

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<v Speaker 1>have my foot right up your fucking ass? So good.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved that. I loved that you have no charisma.

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<v Speaker 1>That is like, he really has no charisma. Like the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, yet the thing is is that it's for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>terribly mean things to say to sure, but he's right,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's dead right pushing him. And then David linked

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<v Speaker 1>onto the Jordan's and wouldn't stop because don't just let

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<v Speaker 1>it go wind. So then beck it comes up, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he goes because you've been disingenuous. And then for

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<v Speaker 1>the first person ever, Jordan goes, it's disingenuous, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like no one's ever actually correct. People have said disingenuous

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<v Speaker 1>on so many seasons of the show, and Jordans was

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<v Speaker 1>our grammar savior. Okay, So then come through way to

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<v Speaker 1>leave a legacy on your way up? Why did the

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<v Speaker 1>chicken crossroad to get abandoned? The deserts Okay? They left

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<v Speaker 1>him in the desert. They do that, They leave like

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<v Speaker 1>you that from this being I first back, they drove

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<v Speaker 1>away and the camera panned so far in every direction

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<v Speaker 1>where there was they have left people on island. They

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<v Speaker 1>left a girl they loved a girl crying on an island,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was like a blow a whole of they

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<v Speaker 1>helicoptered out. They left on an island, and they left

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<v Speaker 1>a guy the bad land. You know what won the

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<v Speaker 1>bad land? Oh yeah, cliff Ireland like a dentist. A

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<v Speaker 1>dentist was crying on a cliff and iron and they

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<v Speaker 1>liked they copy. Usually helicopters are away, jumped and kill himself,

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, it was like he was right on the

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<v Speaker 1>edge of that cliff. Not a time, not a time

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<v Speaker 1>to bring someone to their emotional end and then leave

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<v Speaker 1>them on Okay, sure, we're gonna wrap up in three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>To the thing I like was that they took David's

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<v Speaker 1>bag out and everyone was really excited, and then here

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<v Speaker 1>he goes and then they go on to dinner date

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<v Speaker 1>and this was so this made me nervous because I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like he was awkward and he was trying. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the weekend? Look like for you and she starts

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<v Speaker 1>to answering because he had me too. That was hard

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<v Speaker 1>to watch. That was he was panicing. He doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to have a conversation. He goes, what I do

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<v Speaker 1>with my free time, obviously is just the gym is

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. Skincare hair, I really do put a

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<v Speaker 1>lot into it, and that's where I've had my success.

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<v Speaker 1>Zoolander is very accurate and there's a different million, different

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<v Speaker 1>things that I can do with my face. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could get my portfolio was hard portfolio and then

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<v Speaker 1>and then back so let's he was looking for someone

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<v Speaker 1>to get the portfolio. Then back at the Rose ceremony,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris starts, your boy will start shows up in an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing outfit, an amazing outfit with the printed too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>only second to his amazing Way Newton outfit, which was

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<v Speaker 1>a floral two piece. He might have been a romp him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I love him. I love him is

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<v Speaker 1>honestly my personal favorite, like my DeBie favorite. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>full romp him who was wearing a ramp him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so Chris freaking out. Um. By the way, Becca tweeted

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<v Speaker 1>last night, she goes, where is this portfolio she was

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<v Speaker 1>and someone retweeted I was like, Instagram and I wish

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<v Speaker 1>we had more Leo. By the way, I loved Leo

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<v Speaker 1>was like serenading a horse. Leo gotter come through. I

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote down at one point during the ninth episode,

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<v Speaker 1>Leo is so cute. He's so something like he's just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's going. I know he like maybe likes to

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<v Speaker 1>be sexually stabbed with the high hero. He's cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>think IMDb credit come under my umbrella. Okay, So that Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is freaking out and he's like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>So so he pulls she she pulls him aside because

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<v Speaker 1>she's pissed because she heard he was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, you owe me a thousand kisses.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty thousand kisses he said, fifty thousand, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I owe you. And I was like, dude, you just

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<v Speaker 1>nailed your coffing. And he was. He was so annoying

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<v Speaker 1>at the rose to circle back because I know you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go. But when Jordan's left, Yeah, his parting

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<v Speaker 1>words were, She's never my favorite thing. Okay thing, my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing about Becca was that she said she's never

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<v Speaker 1>met anyone like me, not even favorite thing about the relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>It was about five And then he says, I can speak,

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<v Speaker 1>I can walk. I wish I knew what beg I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like about me. I know, I'm excited to see

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<v Speaker 1>you in me. I'm excited to see you in Paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>Speak I'm excited to see you in Nashville. I'm excited

1:10:16.160 --> 1:10:19.519
<v Speaker 1>to see you in Paradise. I can speak, I can walk, walk,

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<v Speaker 1>I can speak, I can walk. If we get Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>while you guys come, you have to know I will okay, okay.

1:10:27.640 --> 1:10:29.880
<v Speaker 1>So then Chris says, you owe me kisses. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know me. Yes, is talking on top of her,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the way, Jordan also trying to kiss her

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<v Speaker 1>on the way out. What if you were dating somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that every time they kissed you, they go, it's that

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<v Speaker 1>time again that the alarm on their phone goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that time again? Kiss time? Yeah? And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then he okay. So then he goes, I'm happy I

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<v Speaker 1>could be a better man than David. I do feel

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<v Speaker 1>the unique. I do have a look. I can speak,

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<v Speaker 1>I can walk, I could retreat someone right, wake up alone,

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<v Speaker 1>just like I always do. His bag gets taken from

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<v Speaker 1>the room and there was there was no greater celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>So season, I'm like, I think it was an emotional

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<v Speaker 1>cost because first day that's went and they were all

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<v Speaker 1>like no, I like, Colin has on a bad Poka

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<v Speaker 1>Dot shirt. And then and then Chris is like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to leave, I went, and she was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so why didn't you leave? You don't like me? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't like me. It all like me and it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>if I wanted to leave me, I would like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like me, biggy thousand kisses. It was so awful,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was just like two minutes, well great, two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not leaving, but come on, man, it'd be cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like it's two minutes, Like what do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a timer? Yeah, Chris and holds a little

1:11:43.560 --> 1:11:45.680
<v Speaker 1>bigger stepped in. Yes, I say I'm gonna go find you.

1:11:45.760 --> 1:11:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go find you. How like you could go?

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<v Speaker 1>How hot was it when Chris came back and Wills goes,

1:11:52.360 --> 1:11:59.840
<v Speaker 1>what's up baby? I loved what's up? Baby? I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Say that my pent die and he goes rose ceremony.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got the wide chat from afar at the Ario.

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<v Speaker 1>You could see the crew real quick when they all

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<v Speaker 1>started to fight. After with about Chris, Will's just got

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<v Speaker 1>up and walked away. And I was like, you start like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done Chris. At one point, Uh, first of all,

1:12:17.600 --> 1:12:20.679
<v Speaker 1>she's sober, Chris, She's done. Chris at one point says

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<v Speaker 1>the quote proved to her even more of how much

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<v Speaker 1>that I can't. And I had to rewind to get

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<v Speaker 1>how all those words worked together prove to her even

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<v Speaker 1>more of how much vet I can't, I can't, I can't,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, I can't. Okay, Connor shirt is on butt

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<v Speaker 1>to his navel. She picked, She picked Chris. What a douche,

1:12:41.400 --> 1:12:44.760
<v Speaker 1>poor John John, And they go get ready, We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to West Virginia, Richmond, Virginia. And they go there. There's

1:12:47.960 --> 1:12:51.320
<v Speaker 1>a toast that goes Virginia's for lovers. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>kill at that moment, to kill my Richmond Virginia. She

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<v Speaker 1>could only half sell it as exciting. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>not the like audible equivalent of like an Ellipses question mark.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, I guess we're going there. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>when they went with Joe Joe just somewhere I was

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<v Speaker 1>like peskic wall Falls Pennsylvania. They had like a biplane

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when that's when that the marine that fucked

1:13:15.120 --> 1:13:17.479
<v Speaker 1>us over in Nashville had to like he had to

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<v Speaker 1>chop wood and its shirt off to make the hot

1:13:20.600 --> 1:13:24.759
<v Speaker 1>top fire up. Okay, My conclusion to this Rose ceremony

1:13:25.040 --> 1:13:28.000
<v Speaker 1>is that it is a miracle that Lincoln is still around. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you made the registered six better ships on the

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<v Speaker 1>floor and it's the flat earther Like anytime he's on screen,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, God, Jesus, wait a minute, here's the tag.

1:13:38.800 --> 1:13:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Jordan's getting a facial. I wrote it all down. My

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<v Speaker 1>My strategy to tomorrow is to try to pull on

1:13:45.320 --> 1:13:48.839
<v Speaker 1>my temper. He's gonna David with David. My strategy tomorrow's

1:13:48.840 --> 1:13:50.599
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna try to pull on my temper. He's gonna

1:13:50.640 --> 1:13:52.479
<v Speaker 1>try to get me hot. So that's why I have

1:13:52.600 --> 1:13:55.439
<v Speaker 1>to stay cool, calm and collected, reserved. I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>be sharp, I've got to be polished. I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a full on modern man with the team on

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<v Speaker 1>this face. Being a modern man is about being approachable,

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<v Speaker 1>being flirty, being charming, charismatic, being This is all from

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<v Speaker 1>one man being handsome is great, but being handsome doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get the job done. It's all about skincare, haircare, clothing,

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<v Speaker 1>what do we have for our occasions? And that comfort

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<v Speaker 1>goes a long way without So you know, as far

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<v Speaker 1>as being in clothes and being comfortable, no one's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>beat me at that. And so I'll have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is just remain a gentleman. And this is a done deal.

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<v Speaker 1>One person said that on television while ironing their pants, Gene,

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<v Speaker 1>who the fuck he goes? What to wear for an

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<v Speaker 1>occasion and desiring and I was just like, um, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to We're just gonna pick between two two

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<v Speaker 1>in my dumb stories at our marine looks us my

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<v Speaker 1>fat fun hash Jack Horny, that's Anna. We're gonna pick

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<v Speaker 1>between the two that you love. Okay. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>by Cheyenne Constant Who's on fire this season's great at

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<v Speaker 1>Tricksy Firecracker, Wayne Newton. Wayne Newton over here serving the

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor at Contestants with Rob Low and behind the candelabra

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<v Speaker 1>real nous that faces tight, comfortably tight. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is another one that I loved by John Moore

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<v Speaker 1>at Real John Moore look for David and Jordan Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>in a stage adaption of rain Man, in which each

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<v Speaker 1>of them mistakenly believe they're playing the Tom Cruise role. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, that's it. Yeah. I was like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'm gonna go Cheyenne, but I think he wins.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you guys all right, there we go, you guys. Um, Debbie,

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<v Speaker 1>will you come back again before the season is done?

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to. I have to. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>make it seem like there's a reason that I'm obsessively

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<v Speaker 1>living for this show. Okay, will you come back around

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<v Speaker 1>like Fantasy Sweep, like Calmtowns. I mean you could come back.

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<v Speaker 1>You could quite honestly, you could come back every week.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome every way to bring our pal. I know

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<v Speaker 1>his dog, his dog died. I know. I message him

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<v Speaker 1>about it. That's heartbreaking. I told him that we could

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<v Speaker 1>get him in on Paradise if he if he felt

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<v Speaker 1>too behind. It's fair. My friend Haley also just had

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<v Speaker 1>to put her dog down. It's been a very it's

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<v Speaker 1>been like, it's been very weird. I went away and

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<v Speaker 1>I came back and realized I have to just send

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<v Speaker 1>like flowers to half the people that I know for

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<v Speaker 1>just terrible sympathy thing. Yeah, but you know what was

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<v Speaker 1>j you know what, you know what would cheer them up?

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor in Paradise, Jordan's Paradise Paradise and Jordan's um um

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, I'm Martin Marine. This has been a joy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out. This is toitt. Ohs are so good, a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy busy right now and it's so good. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>quite like relixing by the pool with a nice shield.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got quite like Lexi Pool that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you even who are Resolve, but things actually really

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<v Speaker 1>special there, really spici there. Don't know if you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan is gonna be on. I got nay now, but

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<v Speaker 1>John is gonna be on. I want all of the

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<v Speaker 1>techs to be Jordan and Cristal working out. I want

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<v Speaker 1>all the ticks to be Christla Jordan making. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a pash Mash. I are Chelsea's mad? That's so good.