1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: I what's up with you? 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 3: It's the loser line. 4 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me. 5 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 6 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: works like this. 7 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 4: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at 8 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 4: the club and he uses this charming pickup line on you. 9 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're so freaking hot, melts in the 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 4: plastic in my underwear right now? 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 3: What after? 12 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 4: He says that whatever you do, do not tell them 13 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 4: that the authorities are already on the way. 14 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 5: Why is there plastic in your underwear? 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 6: Don't ask? 16 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: You're staying around too long. It's supposed to be running 17 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: while thanking. 18 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 4: Him for the compliment as you sprint at full speed, 19 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 4: then you drop a piece of paper. 20 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: With the number to the loser line on it. 21 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 4: So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that 22 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 4: we can play over the air. 23 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: Voicemails like this. 24 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 2: One, Hey Cheryl, So, uh yeah, I just want to 25 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: reach out because remember when we met at the bar 26 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 2: and we were talking about hobbies and you said yours 27 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 2: was drinking wine. 28 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 3: I thought that was funny, but. 29 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 7: Then I kind of hesitated to say mine, because honestly, 30 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 7: I thought you might think it was weird because I 31 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 7: collect teeth. Yeah, I know, I know it sounds weird. 32 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 7: But started doing about six years ago when my uncle 33 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 7: gifted me four molers, and I just kind of grew 34 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 7: from there. So anyway, I've got a little display case 35 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 7: for him now, about one hundred and ninety two hundred 36 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 7: something like that. It's really good for parties too. I 37 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 7: keep it by the entryway. They're a good conversation stutter 38 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 7: and I like to make jokes sometimes, like hey, who 39 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 7: left their tooth in the cheesecake and I'll hold it 40 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 7: up in the air and stuff. But yeah, anyway, I 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 7: feel better now, and I finally told you, and hey, 42 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 7: if you've got any extra teeth lying around or if 43 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 7: you need some, I'm your guy. 44 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 4: Oh wow, And suddenly police swarm the Brook and Jeffrey 45 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 4: studios and that's how we bust a serial killer. 46 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: Yeah that was just a tooth fairy out of work. 47 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's what happens when you get fired from 48 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 4: the job. 49 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 1: Well, youth and women apparently. Yeah, even the tooth fairy 50 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,679 Speaker 1: has got to get some action every once. 51 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 5: Next message, Hey, it's the girl that totally like accidentally 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 5: crashed your cousin's wedding last Saturday. Yeah, okay, so I 53 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 5: got your number firm when you're relatives, Like, even though 54 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 5: we scared at each other by the open bar for 55 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 5: a while, I'm I'm only bulling that we didn't actually 56 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 5: just like talk to each other. You're actually super cute 57 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 5: kind of get Yeah, yeah, you're really really cute. So yeah, 58 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 5: I you should totally call me back, right, I mean 59 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 5: with that, I mean no reason not to. I spent 60 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 5: the whole night pretending I was part of your family. 61 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 5: So I've met everyone Thanksgiving. He'll be great, right, It'll 62 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 5: be perfect. Okay, so call me. 63 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: Wedding Crashers Too just got its first plot line. 64 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 5: She said she accidentally crashed the wedding at the beginning, 65 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 5: and then went on to say she pretended to be 66 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 5: part of the family. 67 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, she crashed very well. 68 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 5: And then she's so shy on the phone. 69 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: She's like, I am just owning this. 70 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 5: It would be nice to only go to weddings where 71 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 5: you don't know anyone, you don't have to talk to anybody. 72 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 4: Yes, we're coming around more and more on her. 73 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: Maybe we should do it. 74 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 4: Remember we're in the middle of a blue ribbon edition 75 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,399 Speaker 4: of The Loser Line right now apparently, and we are 76 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 4: on YouTube, TikTok, all the podcast platforms, Apple, Spotify, at 77 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey. 78 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: We've got content galore, Apple Spotify. It sounds like we're 79 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: here for fall. Yeah. Well, probably have too much content 80 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: on there, but if you want it, it's there. 81 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 2: There you go. 82 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: Let's go to the next club. 83 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 3: Day. This is a great Olfonso the Birthday Magician from 84 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: the Kids Party on Sunday Night with the Purple vest 85 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 3: I make up you get anyway, I'm off the clock now. 86 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 3: Thanks for not writing me out to the host mom 87 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 3: about the flask. She seems like a piece of work. 88 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:18,480 Speaker 3: So I don't normally do this, but it's just I 89 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 3: felt like you and I had this kind of a 90 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 3: thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit 91 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 3: popping out of the pringles can. I heard deal a 92 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: hat and I don't know, but you just seem like 93 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: someone who's seen some before. You seem real, not like 94 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 3: the bubble gum heads in the cloud Lafer's Rainbows and 95 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 3: bulls you hear from some of these moms. Anyway, if 96 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 3: you want to grab a drink sometime, I know a 97 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 3: spot that does karaoke and if you really want to party, 98 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 3: I know a guy that can hook us up with 99 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 3: some party favor and give me a. 100 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 4: You know, they talk about like there's the last of 101 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 4: their generation. 102 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: That's him. 103 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 4: As far as birthday magicians go. He's been grinding since 104 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,679 Speaker 4: the late eighties. I really liked him, I know before 105 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 4: fire him and Phil his flask for um at my 106 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 4: kid's birthday party. 107 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 6: What child entertainer doesn't come slightly drunk to every every party? 108 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 5: At least, I mean, the Disney princesses are no better. 109 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: Let's be honest. 110 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 4: I know at least this guy brings party favors that 111 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 4: mom can enjoy. 112 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: So I'll give you the number once we're done with this. Okay, 113 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: what's up? 114 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 5: Alonzo's In the. 115 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,599 Speaker 3: Next message? 116 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 6: This is I was at your garage sale on Sunday. 117 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 6: If you remember, I was the blonde looking at the 118 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 6: Raffia Prada bag. Please please please tell me still have it. 119 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 6: I can't give you the price that you're asking, but 120 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 6: maybe there's like an arrangement or an agreement we can 121 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 6: work out. Here's what I was thinking. My brother is 122 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 6: in high school and he works at dairy Queen, so 123 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 6: he can get you as many free wizards as you want, Like, well, okay, 124 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 6: maybe he can get you like up to maybe four 125 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 6: per day, because he's done that before for me and 126 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 6: we've gotten in trouble. But that was five per day, 127 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 6: so I feel like we could get you almost as 128 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 6: many as you want. Also, if you want to go 129 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 6: to Dairy Queen after it closes, to let you put 130 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 6: your head under the hot fudge machine, It's more fun 131 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 6: than you can ever imagine. But I swear this is legit. 132 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 6: I'm not crazy. I just really need that bag next month. 133 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 1: The hot fudge machine sounds late. 134 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 3: What a deal? 135 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 4: What planet does anyone need four blizzards a day? 136 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: It's America, Brook, that's a low ball number for us. 137 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: That so many blizzers. 138 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 5: I can't like. 139 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 4: I just really like that people are branching out with 140 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 4: how they're using the loser line number because it used 141 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 4: to just be you give it to the weirdo hitting 142 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 4: on you at the bar, and now you give it 143 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 4: to the haggler girl at your garage sale. 144 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 6: I love know what though, I bet he would have 145 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 6: given the real number had they known about that Blizzard office. 146 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, opportunity. 147 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: Should have led with that. 148 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 4: Remember you can hear your favorite loser lines of the 149 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 4: week when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube. 150 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 4: We post them up there, along with all of our 151 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,239 Speaker 4: second dates, awkward Tuesdays, and your phone taps, which, speaking 152 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 4: of one, is coming up 153 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.