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Speaker 1: Together another jubil on the twenties, tell me I'm moving

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Speaker 1: nine point five. Hello? Is this Chad? Yeah? This Chad?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Dude? This is ted Um. I do security

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Speaker 1: in your apartment complex. I understand there's an issue with

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Speaker 1: somebody parking in your spot. Oh right, yeah, thanks, thanks

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Speaker 1: for calling me back. Man, I don't I don't know

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Speaker 1: his name. He drives a Toyota Corolla. Getting really annoying,

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Speaker 1: and he has blonde hair. I know exactly who you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Well, what can we do about it? Because

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Speaker 1: it's getting really old? I think we're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: kill that guy? Whoa WHOA dude. I've been doing some

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Speaker 1: recon and I'm ninety nine point nine nine nine nine

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Speaker 1: nine percent sure that that dude's a vampire. And so

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Speaker 1: the only thing I can think is we gotta take

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Speaker 1: him out. You know what you're talking about some sort

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Speaker 1: of joke or something. And let me ask you, have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen him meat or drink anything? I haven't, Okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah I haven't either, But I don't know if I've

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Speaker 1: seen him walk in the hallway from his door to

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Speaker 1: his car, that would be a clue number one that

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Speaker 1: he's a vampire because they only they don't eat or

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Speaker 1: drink anything. I've never seen him do it. The only

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Speaker 1: thing that they drink is blood. And if we don't

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Speaker 1: take him out, he you know, you or I could

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Speaker 1: be next. Okay, whatever it is you're smoking here, please stop.

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Speaker 1: It really worries me. You are you're freaking me out

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Speaker 1: that you are security in my building and you're clearly

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Speaker 1: not thinking correctly. What about all the unexplained deaths? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? All of the unexplained deaths? So

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Speaker 1: do you think is responsible for that? Vampires? Seriously? What

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Speaker 1: the are you talking? Came out? Are you talking about

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Speaker 1: unexplained death like in the city? And are there unexplained

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Speaker 1: deaths on our building that I don't know about? Like

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Speaker 1: all of them? They're they're all over the place. So

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Speaker 1: you just look at any news channel, unexplained deaths everywhere. Vampires.

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be He's not a vampire. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking. You're clearly smoking something that's causing your

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Speaker 1: brain to warm. Is this some sort of jokes you're in,

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Speaker 1: Like you're you're putting so many people lives at risk

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Speaker 1: by being so high, and dude, are you serious? Right now. Well,

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Speaker 1: whoa are you? Are you right now? WHOA? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're clearly smoking right now while I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I just saw vampires like three them. They're flying everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Are you, Jude? You are starter? Whoa vampire? Everywhere? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Put are your manager on the phone. I don't you're

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Speaker 1: not a real security guard. I don't care what you

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Speaker 1: are saying. Right now, Put a real security go on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Put your manager on the phone. Jebel on

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Speaker 1: the phone with you. Is Jubil your your imaginary vampire

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Speaker 1: friend or something? No, he's the guy that's phone tapping you. Weird,

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? It's a joke, man, Your

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Speaker 1: buddy Kevin set you up. Are you serious? This whole

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Speaker 1: thing's in a prank phone call? Yeah, yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your neighbor is not really a vampire. Well I know

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Speaker 1: he's not really a vampire. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: juber funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Fly on Reuven,

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Speaker 1: Natty two point five,