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Speaker 1: just gonna sweat them out, naked yoga head. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Uh is it Gordon? Right, it's Gordon.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Mr? Gordon? And my name is

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Speaker 1: Let me let me turn down the TVD you call

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Speaker 1: them about the apartment? Yes, yes, I was trying to

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Speaker 1: it or seeing, uh if it's still available. Man, I

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Speaker 1: got a newspaper, but I didn't know if it's still

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Speaker 1: available at one. No, no, no, still from rent. Um.

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Speaker 1: Let me be straight with you. Um uh you know,

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Speaker 1: no pets and uh no no smoking of any kind? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I understand. Okay, if you're understanding the listing here, it's

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Speaker 1: like eight on the fifty dollars of mine, right fifty

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Speaker 1: you got a parking spot, Um, your private bathroom with

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Speaker 1: name is Darnell don on that okay? First? Uh so, yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: first last month and uh so security number. I can

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Speaker 1: do a background check. Okay, okay, Now let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this if you guys got like a back backyard area.

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Speaker 1: I teach classes in the mornings. That don't want to know?

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Speaker 1: If you have that, that that's pretty much what kind

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Speaker 1: of locked me in. If you gotta If you guys

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Speaker 1: got a backyard, I can use. We got a backyard.

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Speaker 1: What do you teach? I teach yoga. I teach yoga

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Speaker 1: the mornings from from six to eight. Hopefully I won't

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Speaker 1: be a problem. You make make money through yoga, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to cover the

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Speaker 1: red that's for sure. That shouldn't be a problem. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know a little bit about yoga. That's that. I mean, really,

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Speaker 1: if it's y'all, you know you're not making no noise

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Speaker 1: at yoga, that's that's not a problem. A good deal. Well,

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Speaker 1: how quick can I actually get moved in? Man? I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get something. I just moved in from the

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Speaker 1: from the East coast. I jumped on my yoga pretty quick,

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Speaker 1: and I got quite a bit of clientele built up,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I'm just just ready to get started,

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Speaker 1: get moved in man. Something something that I can actually

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Speaker 1: call home, you know, uh yeah, Well, you know we're

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Speaker 1: looking at rent rented out pretty quick. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: soon as possible. Because if you said, we are you

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Speaker 1: are you? You got a roommate, you're you're just it

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Speaker 1: would be me and my wife and uh we it's

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Speaker 1: a three bedroom home. You would have the room in

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Speaker 1: the back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like a

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Speaker 1: fifty do a credit check, you know we meet, Um,

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Speaker 1: I can do the background check and uh no, no,

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Speaker 1: what what what? What? What? What? What? What do you

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Speaker 1: necessarily need to do that for? Well, you gotta know

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Speaker 1: who you're into when you want to know what the

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Speaker 1: credit they got, so if they can afford the rent

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Speaker 1: or not, you know, I got I got real good credit. Man,

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Speaker 1: my credit is fired. I'm not I'm at on my

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Speaker 1: credit scores. Oh damn. All right when you get here

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Speaker 1: is how you feel that application? But you know, if

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Speaker 1: you if if you're ready to get it cracking, I

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Speaker 1: can do I can do a background check and you

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Speaker 1: right not give me your subsecurity number. Okay, but let

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Speaker 1: me let me go ahead and just do this. Man

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Speaker 1: on that background check because you know that what I

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Speaker 1: something there about like when I was on the East Coast,

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Speaker 1: you know, I was actually teaching, uh, naked yoga, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, yoke Uh you know you may

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Speaker 1: see something on there about me being a nipple naked

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Speaker 1: yoga yo. See that's what I was. Kind of yoga

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And everybody yoga here. We

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Speaker 1: see it's in the backyard. It's closed in you know,

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Speaker 1: the backyard. And you what what what other glitz you got?

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Speaker 1: You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what is it

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Speaker 1: glitz you've got? Well you might see that I'm a

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Speaker 1: nip fomania. But see, but see I took some I

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Speaker 1: took for what. I took counsel for that. Though, what

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Speaker 1: do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga

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Speaker 1: behind me. Now I didn't put that thing down. Then

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Speaker 1: I don't care if it's behind you, front of you

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Speaker 1: on the side you're doing naked yoga in my backyard.

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Speaker 1: That ain't happening, man, manes that qualified and move in there.

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Speaker 1: And now you're gonna sit here and tell me. I

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Speaker 1: look your wife. Just scratch that one off your list

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Speaker 1: know neked yoga is going down back here with a maniacs.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what, I don't know who does next? We

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Speaker 1: all we it's just it's just it's just a serene moment, man,

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Speaker 1: where you find yourself. That's all this really is about.

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Speaker 1: Were you better find yourself somewhere else. That's what I know.

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Speaker 1: You ain't doing no neck yoke in my backyard. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised you even calls somebody with that. Man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: this place because I want to set up shop right

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Speaker 1: here in my backyard. I don't even know you talking

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Speaker 1: about you got some lyches in your past. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: this isn't something that your wife might really want to

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Speaker 1: get into my wife. I don't even missing my wife's name. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me, don't know you know my wife.

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Speaker 1: Take up your list. You come out there, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have another glitch. I'm coming out of what you just

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Speaker 1: showing you. You come come out of here. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: show you something else, my factor. I am a damn

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Speaker 1: a recover them for maniac. I'm recover have a covered

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Speaker 1: nimple mania. You're about to get your buying maniac. I'm

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Speaker 1: the Maniact. Please believe darn that's gonna come over right

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Speaker 1: so we can say the fifth I ain't having that.

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Speaker 1: Do not come over that place. You could just matter like, man,

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Speaker 1: look this, you can do whatever you want somewhere else,

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Speaker 1: your wife. Please let me talk to your wife. Do

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Speaker 1: thew So so as far as your wife, man, let

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Speaker 1: me your white, this right here is over for real.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna come out here and catch your cage. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can I can I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 1: And you can't say darknew because this is this conversation

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Speaker 1: I say? Want more thing? Man? What you got? The man?

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Speaker 1: What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby More

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Speaker 1: wanting to show you just got pranked by your brother. Oh,

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Speaker 1: keep the out of here, man. This is nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Who who told you to do this to me? Man?

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Speaker 1: Your brother, my brother. Oh I'm gonna get this. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Man, my heart is all beating off fast man,

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Speaker 1: get out of here. Man to man, all right, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came

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Speaker 1: glad it's a joke. You have no idea. I'm so

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Speaker 1: But whoop one day was it all right though. It

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Speaker 1: was guess you know everything. Do I make my uncle proud?

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Speaker 1: You know that that that's what I do. I make

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Speaker 1: my uncle pros. Not not at all, Not at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm more concerned proud that you're good at something. But

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Speaker 1: the thing you're good at can cost you. Okay, feel

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Speaker 1: still good at a few things. Just put this on

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Speaker 1: my books. That's July thirteen, fourteen fifteen. Dude, the Nephew

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Speaker 1: was coming to Comedy Club of Jacksonville. That's a new

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Speaker 1: they said, right back do Comedy Club of Jacksonville. Nephew, Well,

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Speaker 1: did you guys hear about this? Jerry Springer show is

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Speaker 1: don't even know it's still one. It's been unfocused thirty years.

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Speaker 1: Security Guy Got Him a show? Yeah, that was a

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