WEBVTT - Episode 68: Northern Alabama

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.

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<v Speaker 2>Gambling was something that I did a clever way to

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<v Speaker 2>circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I became consumed by.

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<v Speaker 1>It and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the

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<v Speaker 1>graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>This Alabama baseball coach thing is wild awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, have you heard about this bad Larry Alabama baseball coach?

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<v Speaker 2>What the baseball coach at Alabama got fired and there

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<v Speaker 2>was some gambling action on Alabama baseball games. The State

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<v Speaker 2>of Ohio's Betting Commission received information from a certified independent

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<v Speaker 2>integrity monitor regarding Alabama's loss to LSU last Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't hear word one on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>So people in Ohio found out something about an Alabama

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<v Speaker 2>l s U baseball game.

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<v Speaker 5>He had somebody running for him in Ohio. Also, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>oh yeah, he's farming them out absolutely, Larry, you're probably

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<v Speaker 5>doing plausible deniability right here.

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<v Speaker 6>To do with Larry just got back from Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>So Brad Bohannan, among other things, violating the standards, duties

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<v Speaker 2>and responsibilities expected of university employees. He's been relieved of

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<v Speaker 2>all of his duties.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, I got a question about duty. About what was

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<v Speaker 5>the thing he got fired for, not just gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>But violating the standards, duties and responsibilities expected of university employees.

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<v Speaker 5>This is after like you know, the basketball scandal, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and that bang bang Yeah. This guy gambling is worse

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<v Speaker 5>than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody got killed and somebody supplied a gun to somebody shot.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no violation anything that kind of happens in Alabama.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's what was it? Wrong place, wrong time?

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<v Speaker 4>I could have believe it. What are you doing? What

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<v Speaker 4>are you doing? Bad? Larry? Glad to have you back?

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<v Speaker 4>You had? Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, you won one unit last week. You're at

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<v Speaker 2>plus nine. Shay lost six last weekft uh, Dylan it

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<v Speaker 2>the comeback. Don't call it a come back. You won

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<v Speaker 2>six and a half units last Week's here at minus

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<v Speaker 2>three and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>Claw on my way back.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So we got Kentucky Derby. We'll recap the

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<v Speaker 2>NFL draft. Uh, some futures here, any anything else that

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<v Speaker 2>needs to be mentioned here?

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<v Speaker 4>Ben Denucci the nuts. You know what I want to say?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't listen. I got bleeped out. You're not allowed

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<v Speaker 4>to say that.

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<v Speaker 6>We said he was just an upstanding guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we did the nuts without papers. The nuts is

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<v Speaker 2>getting a tryout with the Denver Broncos is so upset?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, and I'd probably stick with the Sea Dragons.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, Oh, I'm bailing, No way, I'm jumping ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go try out for the Broncos and

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<v Speaker 2>find Ben Denucci?

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<v Speaker 6>Dan, I actually did. I had something terrible happened to

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<v Speaker 6>me over the weekend. I was just a big college

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<v Speaker 6>lacrosse slate and I had a ten leg parlay, hit

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<v Speaker 6>nine of them. And you know who fucked me?

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<v Speaker 4>Denver?

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<v Speaker 6>No goddamn Providence Larry, Oh Larry against John's. Yeah apparently

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<v Speaker 6>you do, but not well. Yeah, And it was just

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<v Speaker 6>it was to win like three grand and it was

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<v Speaker 6>just ripped out from allow.

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<v Speaker 4>And I never got to forget that.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I honestly, I like to be like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 6>you can't change the pass, and every once while I

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<v Speaker 6>was sitting there and I'm like, should have fucking taken

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<v Speaker 6>Saint John's goddamn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Recapping last week, bad Larry lost two units Kings over

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<v Speaker 2>the Warriors, You got one unit Lakers over the Grizzlies,

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<v Speaker 2>two units Celtics over the Hawks, Warriors, Kings over two

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five. You lost Lakers against the Grizzlies. How would

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<v Speaker 2>you sum up what happened to you last week?

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<v Speaker 4>Bad Layer?

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<v Speaker 3>I lost a couple of games my series. I'm betting

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<v Speaker 3>series bets today and I did a little research on

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<v Speaker 3>my derby. Although are we going to have a Kentucky Derby? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't four horses die yesterday or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm assuming we're still having the Kentucky Derby?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah we are.

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<v Speaker 6>They don't care about dead horses.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 3>Peter's flying there now.

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<v Speaker 5>Peter ain't going nowhere near the Derby. Shut up, Larry,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe you know what Peter is. By the way,

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<v Speaker 5>that's surprising.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Peter, Peter friend Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, but you you have bets for this week.

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<v Speaker 2>You're betting on the Kentucky Derby.

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<v Speaker 3>I did put some bets in just for the I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I want them on the show. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll talk about him, but how are we going to

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<v Speaker 3>keep track of these if.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not on the show, we ain't talking about them.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not hanging out, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>You we're hanging out because I'm this is just for

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<v Speaker 3>the fans out there who want to bet.

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<v Speaker 5>On the Derby fans of Larry I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you have fans.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe a few enemies at the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't know if any of us have

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<v Speaker 2>fans on this.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh by two o'clock there's gonna be a stream

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<v Speaker 3>of kids heading up to Mama's Park to bet where

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<v Speaker 3>I put out here today.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh oh, it'll be the short bus headed up to

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<v Speaker 6>Monmouth Park.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Uh well, Larry, why don't Why don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Put out the lines and I guess you'll you'll gamble

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<v Speaker 2>on the fact is somebody gonna gamble on your betting

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<v Speaker 2>lines and ruin them?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Series bets two units on the Lakers, okay, three units

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<v Speaker 3>on the Heat and three units on the Celtics.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, since I'm going Dan, I know I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>my boy Jackie Steiml's house right now to watch the

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<v Speaker 3>met game. So I'm putting one unit on Burlander. Game

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<v Speaker 3>starts at one ten, okay against Detroit in Detroit. I

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<v Speaker 3>know it's a bad betro I'm sitting here drinking beer

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<v Speaker 3>with him watching the game. I gotta have some action on.

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<v Speaker 4>It, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's going back to Detroit. Yeah, he's going back

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<v Speaker 2>to Detroit like him and Max Scherzer. Going back to

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<v Speaker 2>Detroit didn't go well for sure? Up, yes he did.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, you actually thought the game was tomorrow night. From

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm told. Radio told me that. You said the

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<v Speaker 2>game is tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, then tomorrow night's game. I want one unit

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<v Speaker 3>on the Suns minus three and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're just making ship up here. You

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<v Speaker 2>thought the Mets Tigers game was tomorrow night, Dan, Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>I love Ray.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to throw him under the bus. Look

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<v Speaker 3>at the thing. It says one unit Mets Verlander, Detroit.

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<v Speaker 3>The next line below it says Tomorrow night, Sun's minus

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<v Speaker 3>three game three one unit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I have to fire Radio, then I will.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's get through the podcast. Let's get through the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I will come to raise defense.

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<v Speaker 6>Though I've seen the sheet, Larry sends it like fucking hieroglyphics.

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<v Speaker 4>It's impossible.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the movie. It's like the movie seven. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>when he's writing ship down, that's what it looks like Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, do you have your Derby bets?

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<v Speaker 3>I do want me to do them right now?

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<v Speaker 1>No, wait till tomorrow night, wait till sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Here, here are my Derby bets. Okay, get your pens out, boys.

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<v Speaker 3>It's written one dollar try box three five six fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm you know, with no baffort. I'm betting on'm pletcher.

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<v Speaker 3>You know the three horse. I think it was a

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<v Speaker 3>two fills. I gotta go my brother Phil and my

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<v Speaker 3>nephew Phil. Two fills that's gonna be in the in

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<v Speaker 3>the mix been a five dollars exactly box three five six.

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<v Speaker 3>So the trybox cost me twenty four bucks. The five

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<v Speaker 3>dollar exactly box cost me thirty and then I want

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<v Speaker 3>two dollars to win on all the long shots. Costs

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<v Speaker 3>ten of cost your twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty up? Whatler? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty up one two, seven, eleven, twelve, thirteen, sixteen, eighteen,

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen and twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>I might fucking follow that ship. Just that weird?

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<v Speaker 6>Why not?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Way? Cheat hit us paper, No big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's if a monster comes in, you might as well

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<v Speaker 3>have two bucks on it. And you guys on your

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<v Speaker 3>way to the track. Put a little more than two on.

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<v Speaker 5>Themi like Shay going to sports Haven tomorrow to start

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<v Speaker 5>laying these down by the way, going to get weird

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<v Speaker 5>new Haven.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh baseball clarity? What since? What's it? Sportorts? Ot OTV

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<v Speaker 4>maybe OTB Oh yeah, yeah, okay ot he was by that.

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<v Speaker 4>I never knew what it was. Oh, it's heaven on Earth.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like I got a full bar. How depressing

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<v Speaker 4>is you can bet on dogs there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's great. I always look it depressing when you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to mean depressing. No, Danny, My whole life's depression.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why I go to sports Haven to make it

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit of peace and make it more depressed.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's amazing. God, you're the only guy that it's

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<v Speaker 4>not depressing. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>Can you walk outside and you get to see all

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<v Speaker 6>the smoke stacks behind it and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a beautiful vista.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you can see Bridgeport off a good day, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>take away and cranking all day A.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So you're gonna go and you're gonna you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>bet their O TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the thing about the Derby. All the odds

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<v Speaker 5>are gonna move anyway. It doesn't really matter what we're

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<v Speaker 5>doing today, but I'll lay it down. Uh baseball Jack Flaherty, Wait,

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<v Speaker 5>did you give.

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<v Speaker 4>Me your Kentucky Derby the Oh they're on here?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but you gotta tell us right now, as

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<v Speaker 2>opposed to when Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait till tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>I got Soga cocka you wash your mouth, Suga cocka,

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<v Speaker 5>soda cake, soda geky ten to one, put a half

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<v Speaker 5>unit on that, disarmed thirty to one, half unit on that,

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<v Speaker 5>and forte obviously you got to put a unit on

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<v Speaker 5>that just because damn trainer.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, can we getting the baseball now? Yeah? Sure?

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<v Speaker 5>In America's past time. Here we are in the United

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<v Speaker 5>States of America without Italian Americans. Cardinals minus one forty

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<v Speaker 5>flairdy on the bump, White Sox plus one ten al

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<v Speaker 5>Central is wide open. I don't think the Twinkies are

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<v Speaker 5>that good. And then I got Colorado plus one twenty five.

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<v Speaker 5>They got a couple of hitters in that lineup that

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<v Speaker 5>are really good against the Brewers pitcher and then basketball

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<v Speaker 5>Lakers over two two seven, and I like the next

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<v Speaker 5>plus three in in in Miami. In Milliami, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>give a shit, Jimmy Butler back, don't give a shit,

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<v Speaker 5>all right, that's a wrap, Danny, Okay, all.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Dylan, Yeah you Sarry Derby Sugar, why not?

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<v Speaker 4>You got to do that, all right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm taking Practical Move to win ten to one on

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<v Speaker 6>a little heater right now, three in a row, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>on that Raise Caine to win fifty to one is

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<v Speaker 6>a long shot. I just like raising Caines so sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Great fast food, yeah, really good.

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<v Speaker 6>And then a couple of trifecta boxes gone Practical Move

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<v Speaker 6>number ten, verifying number two for fifteen, and then another

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<v Speaker 6>trifecta box, tap a trice to Phills and Kings Barnes.

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<v Speaker 6>That's five three six, Okay. I'm a crackhead, Dan crack

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<v Speaker 6>And to win the Stanley Cup plus fourteen hundred longest

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<v Speaker 6>odds right now. But they're already up a game on

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<v Speaker 6>the Stars. I know, I hate the Stars. Wow Golf

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<v Speaker 6>Wells Fargo Championship. I'm going Patrick can't lay to win

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<v Speaker 6>plus twelve hundred. He is really ugly, but he has

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<v Speaker 6>Joe Lecava on his back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he just got Tigers Caddy. They had a crazy

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<v Speaker 4>last name. Can't lay can't lay.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you seen his face? He looks like a butt

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<v Speaker 6>head from Beavis and butt heead a little bit, he

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<v Speaker 6>sort of has.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be a hard power puss. Did you Larry's exactly

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<v Speaker 2>was three five six? Yep is yours five to three six?

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<v Speaker 4>Deal doesn't matter?

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<v Speaker 6>Box. Yeah, So then Larry and I have the same

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<v Speaker 6>Wow Larry looking up.

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<v Speaker 3>I also I sent these in this morning. I knew Dylan,

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<v Speaker 3>here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Larry, I couldn't even read what you wrote, so

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<v Speaker 6>it's not English. And then I have one more thing,

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<v Speaker 6>Dan also throwing a little in the Mets game. Two

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<v Speaker 6>units on the under seven and a half today today?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, yeah verlanders Lander's pitching bat Larry's cut.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, Dan, I would like to point out I did

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<v Speaker 6>have Tony Final last week to win the Mexico Open.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, But you also had Gary Woodlanden to win.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I did, and I actually end up betting a

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<v Speaker 6>lot on Gary woodland like top five and ten and

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<v Speaker 6>uh din he finished about twenty ninth.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have Sergio Perez to win the Ezer by John?

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<v Speaker 6>I did? That was that was another hot h from

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<v Speaker 6>the old ball and chain.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what she watches racing. Yeah, I fucked up so bad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>why the roommate she watches nothing, no sports, zero?

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 5>It'd be great if she did, and then she would

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<v Speaker 5>understand my obsession with it and let me live.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, a little.

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<v Speaker 5>Three daughters, Danny. When I put on the game, any game,

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<v Speaker 5>they scream and yell.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no baseball, no football.

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<v Speaker 4>They all yell at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that your roommate instructed? Absolutely, Danny, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't do anything about.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you meet? How did she fall in love

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<v Speaker 2>with you?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Do I know for sure that she did?

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<v Speaker 5>Fair question? Fair question. We met when we were kids,

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<v Speaker 5>when I was like twenty and she was eighteen. And

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<v Speaker 5>met her through a friend and she just you hoped

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<v Speaker 5>she was eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's she made me chase for a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't like that, all right, but yeah, yeah we met.

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<v Speaker 4>Like what did she see? Where she went? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I was just so goddamn persistent. I just wouldn't Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was everywhere all the time. You know, these women,

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<v Speaker 5>they liked the Disney Princess Fantasy bullshit here, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>like they just magically meet each other, and you keep

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<v Speaker 5>seeing each other, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You do let me write this down.

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<v Speaker 5>What you do is you write down their license plate,

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<v Speaker 5>and you find out their their schedule, and you follow

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<v Speaker 5>them everywhere you go, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 5>you're at.

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<v Speaker 4>Starbucks the same time they are and you order the

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<v Speaker 4>same latte. Give me a fucking break, and then they

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<v Speaker 4>fall in love.

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<v Speaker 6>It's easy as that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it, Danny. You just follow them.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that stalking?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely, but allegedly yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>But with them, it's like, you know, watching a Disney movie,

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<v Speaker 5>like we're just meant to be together?

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<v Speaker 4>What about you? Bet, Larry with you know?

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<v Speaker 3>And I just want to say, are you Are you

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<v Speaker 3>going to take the roommate to O TV with you tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not, She has no idea about that. Doesn't listen

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<v Speaker 4>to show. I'll be at work tomorrow all day, very

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<v Speaker 4>late midnight. Sorry, stay till nine. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's a it's a party after, Yeah, have

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<v Speaker 2>some drinks maybe one bat Larry? How did you fall

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<v Speaker 2>in of.

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<v Speaker 3>High school?

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<v Speaker 5>Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I then I took the next six years

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<v Speaker 3>off and then uh rekindled it.

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<v Speaker 6>What happened in the six years, Larry?

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<v Speaker 3>I want a way to college, and then I went

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<v Speaker 3>to California. Then when I came back to spring Lake,

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<v Speaker 3>I uh, you know, reacquainted myself with a girl of

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<v Speaker 3>a the year behind me in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds so romantic, deep yeah. And then I came back

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<v Speaker 2>and we rekindled.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sounds like a happy married Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, uh, I think we've we've done enough enough damage

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<v Speaker 2>today here we've we've learned a lot, learned a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck, I have one tomorrow, say Bill, and good

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<v Speaker 3>luck with your fixs Dan. We'll talk later, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, bad Larry by the way, Shan Irving wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you get your podcast, and uh, you've arelready nominated. The

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<v Speaker 2>Alabama baseball coach is one of your d jens of.

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<v Speaker 4>The year early.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the old position. Absolutely, you're a coach betting

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<v Speaker 5>against your team.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I did. I saw a picture of him like

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<v Speaker 6>for one of the art was betting on.

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<v Speaker 4>His team to Pete roashit. I'm okay with that, that's

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<v Speaker 4>no big deal.

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<v Speaker 6>The picture I saw of him was like him sitting

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<v Speaker 6>in the dugout that exact like that iconic picture of

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<v Speaker 6>Pete Rose and the dugout sitting on the top of it,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was like, that's my guy.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a degenerate right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when Pete told me that he had never

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<v Speaker 2>made that public, that he bet on his team to

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<v Speaker 2>win all the time, and uh, which I doubt. But

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<v Speaker 2>also you can manipulate the lineup, oh totally, because let's

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<v Speaker 2>say you want John Franco to pitch and you need

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<v Speaker 2>him to win. And then I remember being told sources

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<v Speaker 2>close to me that there were certain pictures that on

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<v Speaker 2>his own staff that Pete wouldn't bet to win.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well makes.

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<v Speaker 6>Sense putting in bets every five days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, yeah, Cam, Yeah, yeah, like there's one or

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<v Speaker 2>two guys maybe, But I remember when he said he

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<v Speaker 2>bet on them to win every game.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish I could come back in a different life

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<v Speaker 5>and be Pete Rose's bookie. Well I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 5>peats bookie. That guy had to roll in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he kept saying, you know that they they got

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<v Speaker 2>great humor out of Pet's bets.

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<v Speaker 4>Just fade them.

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<v Speaker 2>They yeah, yes, absolutely, But when they you know, Pete

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<v Speaker 2>would call in and he would place a bet or two.

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<v Speaker 2>Then these guys would be like, but he was betting hockey,

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<v Speaker 2>he was betting all kinds of things.

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<v Speaker 5>The great State of Ohio. Yeah, Alabama was shittier weather.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>Northern Alabama, that's literally it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that state sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm from.

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<v Speaker 4>I know. Okay, you know sucks. You know.

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<v Speaker 6>It is funny though. You see those ads for like

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<v Speaker 6>come to Ohio all the time on Team guys are

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<v Speaker 6>pumping this pretty hard, trying to get people to come to.

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<v Speaker 5>Ohio, Ohio and drink yourself to death. Have you guys

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<v Speaker 5>been in Ohio. I've been to the Mistake, I've been Cincinnasty, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I've been Akron, Toledo. Yeah, all right, all trash, all

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<v Speaker 5>of them. Shaker Heights is the only nice part of

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<v Speaker 5>Ohio I ever seen them alive.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it's uh that's old money.

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<v Speaker 4>That's old money. Outside of that's some generational ship. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>that is. Euclid's always really nice to Euclid, really nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Cuyahoga County. Let's get weird, Danny'll Euclid.

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<v Speaker 4>With an e e idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh so, Shan Irving wherever you get your podcast. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for joining us here and we hope to have you

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<v Speaker 2>back next week. M H.