Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way to
Speaker 2: circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,
Speaker 2: and I became consumed by.
Speaker 1: It and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the
Speaker 1: graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: This Alabama baseball coach thing is wild awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you heard about this bad Larry Alabama baseball coach?
Speaker 2: What the baseball coach at Alabama got fired and there
Speaker 2: was some gambling action on Alabama baseball games. The State
Speaker 2: of Ohio's Betting Commission received information from a certified independent
Speaker 2: integrity monitor regarding Alabama's loss to LSU last Friday night.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear word one on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: So people in Ohio found out something about an Alabama
Speaker 2: l s U baseball game.
Speaker 5: He had somebody running for him in Ohio. Also, Yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, he's farming them out absolutely, Larry, you're probably
Speaker 5: doing plausible deniability right here.
Speaker 6: To do with Larry just got back from Ohio.
Speaker 2: So Brad Bohannan, among other things, violating the standards, duties
Speaker 2: and responsibilities expected of university employees. He's been relieved of
Speaker 2: all of his duties.
Speaker 5: Wow, I got a question about duty. About what was
Speaker 5: the thing he got fired for, not just gambling.
Speaker 2: But violating the standards, duties and responsibilities expected of university employees.
Speaker 5: This is after like you know, the basketball scandal, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that bang bang Yeah. This guy gambling is worse
Speaker 5: than that.
Speaker 2: Somebody got killed and somebody supplied a gun to somebody shot.
Speaker 4: There's no violation anything that kind of happens in Alabama.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's what was it? Wrong place, wrong time?
Speaker 4: I could have believe it. What are you doing? What
Speaker 4: are you doing? Bad? Larry? Glad to have you back?
Speaker 4: You had? Uh.
Speaker 2: Let's see, you won one unit last week. You're at
Speaker 2: plus nine. Shay lost six last weekft uh, Dylan it
Speaker 2: the comeback. Don't call it a come back. You won
Speaker 2: six and a half units last Week's here at minus
Speaker 2: three and a half.
Speaker 6: Claw on my way back.
Speaker 2: All right, So we got Kentucky Derby. We'll recap the
Speaker 2: NFL draft. Uh, some futures here, any anything else that
Speaker 2: needs to be mentioned here?
Speaker 4: Ben Denucci the nuts. You know what I want to say?
Speaker 4: You can't listen. I got bleeped out. You're not allowed
Speaker 4: to say that.
Speaker 6: We said he was just an upstanding guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, we did the nuts without papers. The nuts is
Speaker 2: getting a tryout with the Denver Broncos is so upset?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and I'd probably stick with the Sea Dragons.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Oh, I'm bailing, No way, I'm jumping ship.
Speaker 2: You want to go try out for the Broncos and
Speaker 2: find Ben Denucci?
Speaker 6: Dan, I actually did. I had something terrible happened to
Speaker 6: me over the weekend. I was just a big college
Speaker 6: lacrosse slate and I had a ten leg parlay, hit
Speaker 6: nine of them. And you know who fucked me?
Speaker 4: Denver?
Speaker 6: No goddamn Providence Larry, Oh Larry against John's. Yeah apparently
Speaker 6: you do, but not well. Yeah, And it was just
Speaker 6: it was to win like three grand and it was
Speaker 6: just ripped out from allow.
Speaker 4: And I never got to forget that.
Speaker 6: No, I honestly, I like to be like, you know what,
Speaker 6: you can't change the pass, and every once while I
Speaker 6: was sitting there and I'm like, should have fucking taken
Speaker 6: Saint John's goddamn it.
Speaker 2: Recapping last week, bad Larry lost two units Kings over
Speaker 2: the Warriors, You got one unit Lakers over the Grizzlies,
Speaker 2: two units Celtics over the Hawks, Warriors, Kings over two
Speaker 2: thirty five. You lost Lakers against the Grizzlies. How would
Speaker 2: you sum up what happened to you last week?
Speaker 4: Bad Layer?
Speaker 3: I lost a couple of games my series. I'm betting
Speaker 3: series bets today and I did a little research on
Speaker 3: my derby. Although are we going to have a Kentucky Derby? Like,
Speaker 3: didn't four horses die yesterday or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming we're still having the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah we are.
Speaker 6: They don't care about dead horses.
Speaker 4: That's a Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Peter's flying there now.
Speaker 5: Peter ain't going nowhere near the Derby. Shut up, Larry,
Speaker 5: I can't believe you know what Peter is. By the way,
Speaker 5: that's surprising.
Speaker 6: It's Peter, Peter friend Peter.
Speaker 2: All right, but you you have bets for this week.
Speaker 2: You're betting on the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 3: I did put some bets in just for the I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't think I want them on the show. Well,
Speaker 3: we'll talk about him, but how are we going to
Speaker 3: keep track of these if.
Speaker 5: They're not on the show, we ain't talking about them.
Speaker 5: We're not hanging out, Larry.
Speaker 3: You we're hanging out because I'm this is just for
Speaker 3: the fans out there who want to bet.
Speaker 5: On the Derby fans of Larry I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you have fans.
Speaker 6: Maybe a few enemies at the most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if any of us have
Speaker 2: fans on this.
Speaker 3: But uh by two o'clock there's gonna be a stream
Speaker 3: of kids heading up to Mama's Park to bet where
Speaker 3: I put out here today.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, it'll be the short bus headed up to
Speaker 6: Monmouth Park.
Speaker 4: Okay. Uh well, Larry, why don't Why don't you.
Speaker 2: Put out the lines and I guess you'll you'll gamble
Speaker 2: on the fact is somebody gonna gamble on your betting
Speaker 2: lines and ruin them?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 3: Series bets two units on the Lakers, okay, three units
Speaker 3: on the Heat and three units on the Celtics.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, since I'm going Dan, I know I'm going to
Speaker 3: my boy Jackie Steiml's house right now to watch the
Speaker 3: met game. So I'm putting one unit on Burlander. Game
Speaker 3: starts at one ten, okay against Detroit in Detroit. I
Speaker 3: know it's a bad betro I'm sitting here drinking beer
Speaker 3: with him watching the game. I gotta have some action on.
Speaker 4: It, okay.
Speaker 2: And he's going back to Detroit. Yeah, he's going back
Speaker 2: to Detroit like him and Max Scherzer. Going back to
Speaker 2: Detroit didn't go well for sure? Up, yes he did.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, you actually thought the game was tomorrow night. From
Speaker 2: what I'm told. Radio told me that. You said the
Speaker 2: game is tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: No, no, then tomorrow night's game. I want one unit
Speaker 3: on the Suns minus three and a half.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're just making ship up here. You
Speaker 2: thought the Mets Tigers game was tomorrow night, Dan, Dan,
Speaker 2: I love Ray.
Speaker 3: I don't want to throw him under the bus. Look
Speaker 3: at the thing. It says one unit Mets Verlander, Detroit.
Speaker 3: The next line below it says Tomorrow night, Sun's minus
Speaker 3: three game three one unit.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, if I have to fire Radio, then I will.
Speaker 2: But let's get through the podcast. Let's get through the podcast.
Speaker 2: I will come to raise defense.
Speaker 6: Though I've seen the sheet, Larry sends it like fucking hieroglyphics.
Speaker 4: It's impossible.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like the movie. It's like the movie seven. You know,
Speaker 2: when he's writing ship down, that's what it looks like Larry.
Speaker 4: All right, do you have your Derby bets?
Speaker 3: I do want me to do them right now?
Speaker 1: No, wait till tomorrow night, wait till sunday.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Larry?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Here, here are my Derby bets. Okay, get your pens out, boys.
Speaker 3: It's written one dollar try box three five six fifteen.
Speaker 3: I'm you know, with no baffort. I'm betting on'm pletcher.
Speaker 3: You know the three horse. I think it was a
Speaker 3: two fills. I gotta go my brother Phil and my
Speaker 3: nephew Phil. Two fills that's gonna be in the in
Speaker 3: the mix been a five dollars exactly box three five six.
Speaker 3: So the trybox cost me twenty four bucks. The five
Speaker 3: dollar exactly box cost me thirty and then I want
Speaker 3: two dollars to win on all the long shots. Costs
Speaker 3: ten of cost your twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: Thirty up? Whatler? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thirty up one two, seven, eleven, twelve, thirteen, sixteen, eighteen,
Speaker 3: nineteen and twenty.
Speaker 4: I might fucking follow that ship. Just that weird?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Way? Cheat hit us paper, No big deal.
Speaker 3: It's if a monster comes in, you might as well
Speaker 3: have two bucks on it. And you guys on your
Speaker 3: way to the track. Put a little more than two on.
Speaker 5: Themi like Shay going to sports Haven tomorrow to start
Speaker 5: laying these down by the way, going to get weird
Speaker 5: new Haven.
Speaker 4: Uh baseball clarity? What since? What's it? Sportorts? Ot OTV
Speaker 4: maybe OTB Oh yeah, yeah, okay ot he was by that.
Speaker 4: I never knew what it was. Oh, it's heaven on Earth.
Speaker 4: It looks like I got a full bar. How depressing
Speaker 4: is you can bet on dogs there?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great. I always look it depressing when you're
Speaker 4: going to mean depressing. No, Danny, My whole life's depression.
Speaker 5: That's why I go to sports Haven to make it
Speaker 5: a little bit of peace and make it more depressed.
Speaker 4: No, it's amazing. God, you're the only guy that it's
Speaker 4: not depressing. It's amazing.
Speaker 6: Can you walk outside and you get to see all
Speaker 6: the smoke stacks behind it and stuff.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful vista.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can see Bridgeport off a good day, Yeah,
Speaker 6: take away and cranking all day A.
Speaker 2: Right, So you're gonna go and you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 2: bet their O TV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing about the Derby. All the odds
Speaker 5: are gonna move anyway. It doesn't really matter what we're
Speaker 5: doing today, but I'll lay it down. Uh baseball Jack Flaherty, Wait,
Speaker 5: did you give.
Speaker 4: Me your Kentucky Derby the Oh they're on here?
Speaker 2: I know, but you gotta tell us right now, as
Speaker 2: opposed to when Larry.
Speaker 3: Wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I got Soga cocka you wash your mouth, Suga cocka,
Speaker 5: soda cake, soda geky ten to one, put a half
Speaker 5: unit on that, disarmed thirty to one, half unit on that,
Speaker 5: and forte obviously you got to put a unit on
Speaker 5: that just because damn trainer.
Speaker 4: Okay, can we getting the baseball now? Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 5: In America's past time. Here we are in the United
Speaker 5: States of America without Italian Americans. Cardinals minus one forty
Speaker 5: flairdy on the bump, White Sox plus one ten al
Speaker 5: Central is wide open. I don't think the Twinkies are
Speaker 5: that good. And then I got Colorado plus one twenty five.
Speaker 5: They got a couple of hitters in that lineup that
Speaker 5: are really good against the Brewers pitcher and then basketball
Speaker 5: Lakers over two two seven, and I like the next
Speaker 5: plus three in in in Miami. In Milliami, I don't
Speaker 5: give a shit, Jimmy Butler back, don't give a shit,
Speaker 5: all right, that's a wrap, Danny, Okay, all.
Speaker 6: Right, Dylan, Yeah you Sarry Derby Sugar, why not?
Speaker 4: You got to do that, all right.
Speaker 6: I'm taking Practical Move to win ten to one on
Speaker 6: a little heater right now, three in a row, you know,
Speaker 6: on that Raise Caine to win fifty to one is
Speaker 6: a long shot. I just like raising Caines so sense.
Speaker 4: Great fast food, yeah, really good.
Speaker 6: And then a couple of trifecta boxes gone Practical Move
Speaker 6: number ten, verifying number two for fifteen, and then another
Speaker 6: trifecta box, tap a trice to Phills and Kings Barnes.
Speaker 6: That's five three six, Okay. I'm a crackhead, Dan crack
Speaker 6: And to win the Stanley Cup plus fourteen hundred longest
Speaker 6: odds right now. But they're already up a game on
Speaker 6: the Stars. I know, I hate the Stars. Wow Golf
Speaker 6: Wells Fargo Championship. I'm going Patrick can't lay to win
Speaker 6: plus twelve hundred. He is really ugly, but he has
Speaker 6: Joe Lecava on his back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just got Tigers Caddy. They had a crazy
Speaker 4: last name. Can't lay can't lay.
Speaker 6: Have you seen his face? He looks like a butt
Speaker 6: head from Beavis and butt heead a little bit, he
Speaker 6: sort of has.
Speaker 2: That'd be a hard power puss. Did you Larry's exactly
Speaker 2: was three five six? Yep is yours five to three six?
Speaker 4: Deal doesn't matter?
Speaker 6: Box. Yeah, So then Larry and I have the same
Speaker 6: Wow Larry looking up.
Speaker 3: I also I sent these in this morning. I knew Dylan,
Speaker 3: here we go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Larry, I couldn't even read what you wrote, so
Speaker 6: it's not English. And then I have one more thing,
Speaker 6: Dan also throwing a little in the Mets game. Two
Speaker 6: units on the under seven and a half today today?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah verlanders Lander's pitching bat Larry's cut.
Speaker 6: Also, Dan, I would like to point out I did
Speaker 6: have Tony Final last week to win the Mexico Open.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, But you also had Gary Woodlanden to win.
Speaker 6: Yes, I did, and I actually end up betting a
Speaker 6: lot on Gary woodland like top five and ten and
Speaker 6: uh din he finished about twenty ninth.
Speaker 2: Did you have Sergio Perez to win the Ezer by John?
Speaker 6: I did? That was that was another hot h from
Speaker 6: the old ball and chain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what she watches racing. Yeah, I fucked up so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 5: why the roommate she watches nothing, no sports, zero?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5: It'd be great if she did, and then she would
Speaker 5: understand my obsession with it and let me live.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a little.
Speaker 5: Three daughters, Danny. When I put on the game, any game,
Speaker 5: they scream and yell.
Speaker 1: No, no baseball, no football.
Speaker 4: They all yell at me.
Speaker 2: Do you think that your roommate instructed? Absolutely, Danny, I
Speaker 2: don't do anything about.
Speaker 1: How did you?
Speaker 2: How did you meet? How did she fall in love
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Do I know for sure that she did?
Speaker 5: Fair question? Fair question. We met when we were kids,
Speaker 5: when I was like twenty and she was eighteen. And
Speaker 5: met her through a friend and she just you hoped
Speaker 5: she was eighteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's she made me chase for a couple of years.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like that, all right, but yeah, yeah we met.
Speaker 4: Like what did she see? Where she went? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was just so goddamn persistent. I just wouldn't Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was everywhere all the time. You know, these women,
Speaker 5: they liked the Disney Princess Fantasy bullshit here, you know,
Speaker 5: like they just magically meet each other, and you keep
Speaker 5: seeing each other, and.
Speaker 2: You do let me write this down.
Speaker 5: What you do is you write down their license plate,
Speaker 5: and you find out their their schedule, and you follow
Speaker 5: them everywhere you go, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: you're at.
Speaker 4: Starbucks the same time they are and you order the
Speaker 4: same latte. Give me a fucking break, and then they
Speaker 4: fall in love.
Speaker 6: It's easy as that.
Speaker 4: That's it, Danny. You just follow them.
Speaker 2: Is that stalking?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, but allegedly yeah.
Speaker 5: But with them, it's like, you know, watching a Disney movie,
Speaker 5: like we're just meant to be together?
Speaker 4: What about you? Bet, Larry with you know?
Speaker 3: And I just want to say, are you Are you
Speaker 3: going to take the roommate to O TV with you tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, She has no idea about that. Doesn't listen
Speaker 4: to show. I'll be at work tomorrow all day, very
Speaker 4: late midnight. Sorry, stay till nine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a it's a party after, Yeah, have
Speaker 2: some drinks maybe one bat Larry? How did you fall
Speaker 2: in of.
Speaker 3: High school?
Speaker 5: Dan?
Speaker 3: And then I then I took the next six years
Speaker 3: off and then uh rekindled it.
Speaker 6: What happened in the six years, Larry?
Speaker 3: I want a way to college, and then I went
Speaker 3: to California. Then when I came back to spring Lake,
Speaker 3: I uh, you know, reacquainted myself with a girl of
Speaker 3: a the year behind me in high school.
Speaker 2: Sounds so romantic, deep yeah. And then I came back
Speaker 2: and we rekindled.
Speaker 5: Okay, sounds like a happy married Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, uh, I think we've we've done enough enough damage
Speaker 2: today here we've we've learned a lot, learned a lot.
Speaker 3: Good luck, I have one tomorrow, say Bill, and good
Speaker 3: luck with your fixs Dan. We'll talk later, buddy.
Speaker 2: All right, bad Larry by the way, Shan Irving wherever
Speaker 2: you get your podcast, and uh, you've arelready nominated. The
Speaker 2: Alabama baseball coach is one of your d jens of.
Speaker 4: The year early.
Speaker 5: It is the old position. Absolutely, you're a coach betting
Speaker 5: against your team.
Speaker 6: Oh I did. I saw a picture of him like
Speaker 6: for one of the art was betting on.
Speaker 4: His team to Pete roashit. I'm okay with that, that's
Speaker 4: no big deal.
Speaker 6: The picture I saw of him was like him sitting
Speaker 6: in the dugout that exact like that iconic picture of
Speaker 6: Pete Rose and the dugout sitting on the top of it,
Speaker 6: and I was like, that's my guy.
Speaker 4: He's a degenerate right there.
Speaker 2: I remember when Pete told me that he had never
Speaker 2: made that public, that he bet on his team to
Speaker 2: win all the time, and uh, which I doubt. But
Speaker 2: also you can manipulate the lineup, oh totally, because let's
Speaker 2: say you want John Franco to pitch and you need
Speaker 2: him to win. And then I remember being told sources
Speaker 2: close to me that there were certain pictures that on
Speaker 2: his own staff that Pete wouldn't bet to win.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well makes.
Speaker 6: Sense putting in bets every five days.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, Cam, Yeah, yeah, like there's one or
Speaker 2: two guys maybe, But I remember when he said he
Speaker 2: bet on them to win every game.
Speaker 5: I wish I could come back in a different life
Speaker 5: and be Pete Rose's bookie. Well I know, I know,
Speaker 5: peats bookie. That guy had to roll in it.
Speaker 2: Well, he kept saying, you know that they they got
Speaker 2: great humor out of Pet's bets.
Speaker 4: Just fade them.
Speaker 2: They yeah, yes, absolutely, But when they you know, Pete
Speaker 2: would call in and he would place a bet or two.
Speaker 2: Then these guys would be like, but he was betting hockey,
Speaker 2: he was betting all kinds of things.
Speaker 5: The great State of Ohio. Yeah, Alabama was shittier weather.
Speaker 5: That's it. That's it.
Speaker 6: Northern Alabama, that's literally it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that state sucks.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm from.
Speaker 4: I know. Okay, you know sucks. You know.
Speaker 6: It is funny though. You see those ads for like
Speaker 6: come to Ohio all the time on Team guys are
Speaker 6: pumping this pretty hard, trying to get people to come to.
Speaker 5: Ohio, Ohio and drink yourself to death. Have you guys
Speaker 5: been in Ohio. I've been to the Mistake, I've been Cincinnasty, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I've been Akron, Toledo. Yeah, all right, all trash, all
Speaker 5: of them. Shaker Heights is the only nice part of
Speaker 5: Ohio I ever seen them alive.
Speaker 2: It is it's uh that's old money.
Speaker 4: That's old money. Outside of that's some generational ship. Yeah
Speaker 4: that is. Euclid's always really nice to Euclid, really nice.
Speaker 5: Cuyahoga County. Let's get weird, Danny'll Euclid.
Speaker 4: With an e e idea.
Speaker 2: Uh so, Shan Irving wherever you get your podcast. Thanks
Speaker 2: for joining us here and we hope to have you
Speaker 2: back next week. M H.