Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Second
Speaker 1: part of the week. I'm in Saint Louis. Brian's here,
Speaker 1: Noah's here. Brian, I'm already texting this morning talking.
Speaker 2: Yes, smack, talking smack. It's good to talk smack first
Speaker 2: thing in the morning. Really gets your day going, It.
Speaker 1: Really gets you go in. I'm just like, it's so
Speaker 1: fun to just send each other something and be like,
Speaker 1: what is this?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just more of more of the same.
Speaker 2: The industry is just making the same mistakes over and
Speaker 2: over again and not realizing and they're not going to
Speaker 2: catch up.
Speaker 1: Brian has done the analytics on this, and he is
Speaker 1: so right.
Speaker 3: Is this about the sixtieth season of Days of Our
Speaker 3: Lives coming?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, is that a thing?
Speaker 4: That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy for that that that's still going, because
Speaker 1: I felt like soap operas would have died out by now.
Speaker 1: Not that one nice to.
Speaker 2: See something last long at all, Like this is the
Speaker 2: age of one season and done. To have something last
Speaker 2: sixty seasons is a nice thing. It's good to have
Speaker 2: a commitment.
Speaker 1: Without getting two in depth and alienating the people who
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about Hollywood and how it runs.
Speaker 1: What is the overall gripe Brian that you think that
Speaker 1: their mistake they're making over and over that we are
Speaker 1: not making like we are now because I have your
Speaker 1: brain incepted into mine, and Chris too, Chris also is
Speaker 1: of your same thinking. It's adjusted the way I do things,
Speaker 1: even though I was maybe airing on the other side
Speaker 1: of things, and it's the wrong way to do it.
Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is controversial, and maybe I'll get in trouble
Speaker 2: for saying this, and I don't think I will. And
Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with the fact that Trump
Speaker 2: just got elected.
Speaker 4: I just want to be clear, but.
Speaker 2: Truly, for about the last fifteen years, Hollywood and comedy
Speaker 2: only and I can't speak to not comedy, but Hollywood
Speaker 2: felt that making political statements with being the first blank
Speaker 2: or breaking this ceiling or doing something with this type
Speaker 2: of person was more important than making something that people
Speaker 2: wanted to watch. And for about six they're a six
Speaker 2: year span where there was enough like liberal support for
Speaker 2: that that people would watch it even if they didn't
Speaker 2: really like it. They would just support it, and that
Speaker 2: is ending. And what happened was when comedy became that
Speaker 2: in the industry, there was this void of comedy mostly
Speaker 2: for white men. I'm a white man, mostly for white men,
Speaker 2: that the industry was not filling. And so that comedy
Speaker 2: went to the Internet, and all of a sudden, there
Speaker 2: was this explosion.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, all of a sudden, stand, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden. It's everyone. People say it all the
Speaker 1: same time. They say all the sudden, And I would
Speaker 1: never correct you if you were a dumb person.
Speaker 4: Because I just be like, what did I say all
Speaker 4: of a sudden?
Speaker 1: You said all of a sudden?
Speaker 4: I think I just like slurred. Let's play it back,
Speaker 4: Let's play it back.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is why Jennifer Garner moment where she's like,
Speaker 1: actually going in that's not a real word, and then
Speaker 1: they look it up and he's like, yes, okay, go on, Brian. Sorry.
Speaker 2: So then comedy went to the Internet and there and
Speaker 2: podcast came and podcasts and there was because because Hollywood
Speaker 2: did not serve it serving those people, these white men
Speaker 2: and others. Apparently now that they're Trump's been elected, apparently
Speaker 2: it's also Latito man and an Asian man or whatever.
Speaker 2: But that's the problem is dicing up people into these
Speaker 2: groups and thinking that you can pander to these individual
Speaker 2: groups and give them like like, if you're a woman,
Speaker 2: you just want to see a show about a powerful
Speaker 2: woman being tackling women's issues.
Speaker 4: And it's like, that's not true. You just want to
Speaker 4: a good show.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, Like, I think women don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. Like I I'm speaking for myself, but
Speaker 1: when I'm going through a hard time in my life
Speaker 1: and I need TV to soothe me, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see someone like living their best life and like
Speaker 1: doing things like I don't want inspiration. I want kind
Speaker 1: of like depression porn, you know, Like I want things
Speaker 1: to validate the state that I'm in. I want things
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to watch aspirational things.
Speaker 4: Or did you like Handmaid's Tale?
Speaker 1: No? Actually, I was too disturbed by it. It was
Speaker 1: too real. I just saw the first episode and I've
Speaker 1: based everything I know off the show based on that
Speaker 1: one episode. I just didn't like. I didn't like how
Speaker 1: like good Men were like, oh it's weird, I'm getting
Speaker 1: your money. Well that's crazy. Paige I don't like this either,
Speaker 1: Like it felt like kind of the vibe post Trump,
Speaker 1: where it was like women were all really upset and
Speaker 1: men were kind of like, yeah, I'm sorry, and you're
Speaker 1: just like you should be even more mad, but it's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: it's so weird that your money isn't in mine. Now, well,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll look into this, and then they don't, and
Speaker 1: then they find off. I was just kind of feeling like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's kind of the vibe of like they're mad but
Speaker 1: not mad enough, and now I'm completely numb to everything,
Speaker 1: like I don't. My mom's like, guess who's the oh gos?
Speaker 1: She picked up her phone last night, Who the fuck
Speaker 1: is McMahon some wrestling person? And she and I go,
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. I literally you could tell me
Speaker 1: Kid Rock is the Secretary of Defense. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I am done. I've given up, like I've turned I've
Speaker 1: turned off my brain. I was saying on girls Chut
Speaker 1: today that I felt like this country was a had
Speaker 1: like term you know, has terminal cancer, and was like
Speaker 1: stage three or four around the election, and now it's
Speaker 1: it's definitely there's no word off chemo. We're not trying anymore,
Speaker 1: and we're just waiting for it to die. And I
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna enjoy it while I have it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like bitch about it anyway. I just I
Speaker 1: just you know, I'm just gonna lean into it's great
Speaker 1: for me. It's sixty five degrees November twentieth in Saint Christ, Missouri.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is kind of awesome. I don't have
Speaker 1: fucking kids. I don't have I don't. I'm just gonna stop.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn off my empathy for a couple months
Speaker 1: because I can't really handle it, and I gotta focus
Speaker 1: on work, and I don't really have time to give
Speaker 1: a fuck about at all the atrocities of the world.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't have time for it. I I can't
Speaker 1: do it. So just muting.
Speaker 2: You're gonna wake up every day and be upset every
Speaker 2: single day about something that you have no control over.
Speaker 1: I just said, Mom, put down the phone, like doctor Oz.
Speaker 1: I don't, of course, doctor Oz. Of course it's doctor.
Speaker 1: It seems like an Onion article or an Onion headline.
Speaker 1: It's not anymore. It's we're living in the onion and
Speaker 1: I I am just enjoying the rock.
Speaker 4: He is in charge of the geological survey.
Speaker 1: Because he because his name has rock in it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think that with comedy, it's like I
Speaker 1: think you're absolutely right, Like Chris is always and you know,
Speaker 1: when we were working on my past two specials, any
Speaker 1: kind of moment where I'm kind of like, you know, ladies,
Speaker 1: or like, you know, just kind of angry at men
Speaker 1: in general, which I've never really am, it's always like
Speaker 1: I'm almost like I wasn't playing into that vibe or
Speaker 1: trying to serve that like wokeness. It was just like
Speaker 1: it was almost saying it ironically at sometimes at some
Speaker 1: points in my set where I would just kind of
Speaker 1: make the easy joke about like about throwing men under
Speaker 1: the bus or or being like it's so hard to
Speaker 1: be a woman like, and he just very gently was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, like I don't want to listen
Speaker 1: to this stuff. We already know it. It just turns
Speaker 1: me off. And if you want, if I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to listen to you complain about so and so is
Speaker 1: selling out this place and other that guy is selling
Speaker 1: out this place and I'm not or any kind of
Speaker 1: complaint you have comparing yourself to people who don't make
Speaker 1: these kinds of bold statements or these kind of woke statements.
Speaker 1: You're choosing to alienate people that would sell out those
Speaker 1: places by saying this stuff, these little, like cutting, little remarks.
Speaker 1: So that was not easy to hear. And it was
Speaker 1: like a little bit of like, oh, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: silence me and you're gonna let this is the fucking
Speaker 1: patriarchy at play right now. It I heard it, But
Speaker 1: I also was like, you know what, the people that
Speaker 1: buy tickets to my shows don't need to be scolded
Speaker 1: about who they are. It's actually one of the parts
Speaker 1: about comedy I hate more than anything is when you
Speaker 1: group a whole group together and you like the tribalism
Speaker 1: of like you're all like this. Like even when I
Speaker 1: get into the stuff about like dads don't do as
Speaker 1: much as moms, I always reiterate dads. I am not
Speaker 1: mad at you. I am not saying men step it up.
Speaker 1: There's no part of me that wants that these are
Speaker 1: just the gender roles. I'm just pointing out that it is.
Speaker 1: There is a disparity, but I'm not being like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck like that's why I'm choosing not to be
Speaker 1: a mom, because I know the roles and I don't
Speaker 1: want that role, like I would want the dad role.
Speaker 1: That sounds good. And I'm not shitting on you by
Speaker 1: saying it's easier than being a mom. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: trying to make fun of the fact that these are
Speaker 1: the gender roles, not that you are somehow, you know,
Speaker 1: holding us back or whatever. Like I have to reiterate
Speaker 1: that because I truly believe that, Like, it's not a
Speaker 1: dad's fault that he's expected to do less, it's just
Speaker 1: it just is the way it is.
Speaker 2: And also, not every joke has to become a huge
Speaker 2: thing where you're making a statement about the patriarchy. It
Speaker 2: can be just you're just joking around about this. And like,
Speaker 2: I feel like even Ali was watching this a movie
Speaker 2: that came out in twenty seventeen or something about Billy
Speaker 2: Jean King, and did you know this story about how.
Speaker 4: Billy Jean King Battle of the Sexes? Yeah, the Battle
Speaker 4: of the Sexes? Do you know that story? I don't
Speaker 4: know very vaguely, so I think it was the seventies.
Speaker 2: But back in the seventies there was this like quote
Speaker 2: unquote misogynistic man who said that there's no way that
Speaker 2: a woman could be a man in tennis?
Speaker 4: Is that R Jim mc connor. I don't know. I
Speaker 4: believe I have to watch it. I still have to
Speaker 4: watch it.
Speaker 1: This is like my cursory knowledge of things that I
Speaker 1: should know more about.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, anyway, I don't want to butcher this.
Speaker 2: But it was this huge event in the seventies where
Speaker 2: there was like a misogynistic man versus a feminist woman
Speaker 2: and they're gonna have a tennis match. And there were
Speaker 2: two matches, and I don't want to spoil it, but uh,
Speaker 2: there were two matches and they had different outcomes. But
Speaker 2: in the lead up to these events, the misogynistic man
Speaker 2: was being ultra misogynistic on purpose to like juice up
Speaker 2: the events, and like the wrestling match, and Billy Jean
Speaker 2: King was also rolling with the punches and being like, oh.
Speaker 4: You think women need to be in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: He's like, women should be in the kitchen pregnant, barefoot,
Speaker 2: not playing tennis, and she's like, yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 2: men should have their dick cut off or whatever. And
Speaker 2: it was fun and everyone was saying it with like
Speaker 2: a little bit of like a tongue in cheek.
Speaker 4: We're having a good time.
Speaker 2: They had the tennis match and if you I mean
Speaker 2: ultimately Billy Jean and King came out on top and
Speaker 2: no one was like, this is such a this is
Speaker 2: horrible that they were even talking this way.
Speaker 4: It was just fun.
Speaker 2: And that's what I feel like we should return to
Speaker 2: is being like not everything has to be so incredibly serious,
Speaker 2: where everything is an indictments a lot.
Speaker 4: Of societety what.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of activism in TV shows and sometimes
Speaker 3: people just want to watch a boob tube.
Speaker 1: They just don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, we don't need the activism in comedy in our
Speaker 2: in any anymore.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't want to learn things sometimes, right,
Speaker 1: And that's what happened, Fel.
Speaker 2: That's why the the that's why people aren't watching those
Speaker 2: shows like.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why clapter became a thing rather than laughter.
Speaker 1: Like with in comedy, like you would just say a
Speaker 1: statement that people would feel like I got I got
Speaker 1: to agree with this the and they would clap and
Speaker 1: that it would almost take the It almost seemed to
Speaker 1: the naked eye that it was this person's killing because
Speaker 1: they're getting an applause break. But it's just like they
Speaker 1: had nothing else. They couldn't laugh, they had to do something,
Speaker 1: so that's what they did with it, and it happens
Speaker 1: all the time. It's like makes TV unwatchable. I can't
Speaker 1: take clapping anymore. Like I I love thank you so
Speaker 1: much to people who make TikTok videos and reels where
Speaker 1: you take out the laughter and the clapping, because I
Speaker 1: can't watch stand up because of all the fucking applause
Speaker 1: breaks and just like showmanship of just like basking in,
Speaker 1: we don't I don't need to see that shit. I
Speaker 1: can determine myself. I'm not at home standing up clapping.
Speaker 1: Let's just get through it. Let's get to the next joke.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see you being so grateful that
Speaker 1: everyone showed up to Radio City or wherever the fuck
Speaker 1: you are, Like, I don't care. And I love when
Speaker 1: they when you watch these clips and I go, God,
Speaker 1: why is this suddenly watchable for me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because they took out all of that. Like there are
Speaker 1: some shows that I would I would venture to guess.
Speaker 1: I don't want to call out one show because it's
Speaker 1: a friend of mine, but their show is probably fifty
Speaker 1: percent clapping at least, and I would like to someday
Speaker 1: with Chris Timett because it's it's one of these things
Speaker 1: that I I always just do ten seconds ahead every
Speaker 1: single time he hits a punchline because I know that
Speaker 1: it's going to be, oh, well, you know what, I
Speaker 1: changed the gender when I'm talking shit about people all
Speaker 1: the time, and no one ever notices.
Speaker 4: It's not Conan because you love him, so who is
Speaker 4: it going to be?
Speaker 1: Conan doesn't bask? Conan does not basks.
Speaker 4: I mean, Conan needs to come back.
Speaker 1: I love Conan so much. Yeah, I've been watching like
Speaker 1: old clips of his and it was just so silly
Speaker 1: and fun, and he wasn't really there was yeah, there
Speaker 1: wasn't a lot of.
Speaker 4: Well that's what happened shows.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't care. I love Jimmy Kimmel and I
Speaker 1: am so grateful for his show, especially the week after
Speaker 1: he won, Like I was just waiting every night to
Speaker 1: see what Jimmy would say because I just felt like
Speaker 1: Jimmy has such a big heart and really put his
Speaker 1: self on the line by taking a huge stance on things,
Speaker 1: and I just felt like, you know, he'll he's the
Speaker 1: one that's gonna pay the price if Trump really has
Speaker 1: his way with like you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: he put his neck out there and is really extremely brave.
Speaker 1: I wrote him an email being like, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: because I really felt that way. I was like, I
Speaker 1: it was the only thing that week that made me
Speaker 1: feel better was watching his show. And yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it must have been hard to make shows that week.
Speaker 1: And I you know, I haven't like kept up with things,
Speaker 1: but I'm always I'm such a huge fan. I love
Speaker 1: that Jimmy Kimmel is political.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about his show at all, obsessed I do.
Speaker 2: I do want to say it goes both ways too.
Speaker 2: It's not just woke comedians doing like woke things with
Speaker 2: the applause that's cringe. It's also people on the right
Speaker 2: who are just like repeating Fox News talking points as
Speaker 2: their comedy, which is also cringe.
Speaker 4: It's like, the the point of a comedian.
Speaker 2: Is not to just buttress your political point of view.
Speaker 2: It's to make unique observations and make people laugh and.
Speaker 4: Like you get.
Speaker 1: George Carlin was very political and almost everything he talked
Speaker 1: about and and I loved it.
Speaker 4: Those were unique point of views. Those were his ideas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it didn't he didn't seem to be straddling
Speaker 3: like any line.
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like, you know, yeah, he
Speaker 1: hated both sides, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Sure, well he would attack both sides, but he also
Speaker 2: he was he had his own unique perspective on things,
Speaker 2: and that's I think what a joke is. And right
Speaker 2: now you have people on the right who are literally
Speaker 2: just saying Fox News talking points as their jokes, and
Speaker 2: you have people on the left who are literally just
Speaker 2: repeating something that Rachel Maddow would say on MSNBC as
Speaker 2: their jokes. Well, and instead of getting laughs, they're getting applause.
Speaker 1: Show that I'm obsessed with right now. That is just
Speaker 1: like a feels like a remedy, a balm to my
Speaker 1: soul because it's so funny and like, is doing exactly
Speaker 1: what I want from comedies and have have craved and
Speaker 1: is just nailing it so fucking hard. I'm obsessed with
Speaker 1: English Teacher on FX. I watched five episodes last night.
Speaker 1: I've always seen it. Yeah, Sean Patten's on it. He's
Speaker 1: amazing in it. It's so fun to see, you know,
Speaker 1: an old friend who you started in comedy with just
Speaker 1: like latch into a role and like thrive. He's so good.
Speaker 4: I think for season two are it's it better.
Speaker 1: It is so from the get I mean, the pilot
Speaker 1: is incredible. The whole fucking show is so good. It's
Speaker 1: so the people talk like real people. The like there's
Speaker 1: just one scene where the guy's like talking to his
Speaker 1: boyfriend at a restaurant and he's in the middle of
Speaker 1: this really big point and he's like, and then he
Speaker 1: overhears the song play and he's like, I love the song.
Speaker 1: He's like, and you know what it's about. It's about principle.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I love this song and it's about me
Speaker 1: standing up for what's right. And it was just like
Speaker 1: a moment, like who thought that puts that in the script?
Speaker 1: Like you see that happen all the time. It's just
Speaker 1: so fucking real. I just love it so much. I
Speaker 1: can't recommend it enough. I wrote Anya last night. As
Speaker 1: I started the first episode, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: fucking great. You and Matt will loving the year. She
Speaker 1: started it immediately and was like, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: are obsessed. It's just an instant. You'll love it an
Speaker 1: instant in an instant, And then my dad came home
Speaker 1: from tennis because I was watching with my mom. My
Speaker 1: dad was at tennis. He came home, he jumped in.
Speaker 1: On episode five, we were cracking up, like hard laughs,
Speaker 1: hard laughs on a show where you don't know the
Speaker 1: characters yet you just met them and you're already in
Speaker 1: like truly A plus a A plus. I love this
Speaker 1: show and everyone is The performances are out of this world.
Speaker 1: The woman who plays the female friend teacher is so
Speaker 1: good that the guy that created the show, who's the lead,
Speaker 1: I think they all write on it. It's just it's
Speaker 1: it's brilliant. It like my creators amazing.
Speaker 4: And it's not renewed for season two yet I just
Speaker 4: looked it up.
Speaker 1: It really that is a travesty because it is an
Speaker 1: instant hit. It is so fucking strong. It just makes
Speaker 1: me think of how many strong shows are out there
Speaker 1: that just don't make it. Like I have so many
Speaker 1: friends who are like, one of the best scripts I
Speaker 1: ever read wrote in my life, like it almost got
Speaker 1: made and then it didn't, and I go, well, where
Speaker 1: is it? What wasn't that fifteen years ago? Why don't
Speaker 1: you drudge it up again? Why can't we get that
Speaker 1: back out there, like so many things, so much. I
Speaker 1: remember learning my freshman year of college at University of
Speaker 1: Colorado was the only class I ever retained any information
Speaker 1: from that in a psychology class I took. But this
Speaker 1: one was about television and he was telling he was like,
Speaker 1: how many pilots do you think it made a year?
Speaker 1: And we all like guess and he was like, or
Speaker 1: get written a year and like considered and read and
Speaker 1: we were all like twenty five and he was like
Speaker 1: it was like five hundred to one thousand, and he goes,
Speaker 1: how many do you think get made? And then we
Speaker 1: were like, I don't know ten and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: like seventy. I mean this is two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: And he's like, and how many of those shows actually
Speaker 1: go to to air?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: It was like five? And then how many of those
Speaker 1: become a friends one every six years? It's like it's
Speaker 1: it's it blew my mind. But there's within that, there's
Speaker 1: so many scripts that are just would have been the
Speaker 1: next Seinfeld, would have been the next Curve, would have
Speaker 1: been the next thirty Rock that just never see the
Speaker 1: light of day because it was just the wrong time.
Speaker 1: They just had a show already with that kind of setting,
Speaker 1: or they couldn't find the right lead for it, or
Speaker 1: he was you know, had a deal with someone else.
Speaker 1: It's like, I just think it's so weird in this
Speaker 1: business that if us, if something doesn't you've had things
Speaker 1: almost go and then that thing is dead. You can
Speaker 1: never bring it back out again.
Speaker 2: The best what they ever wrote is a sitting in
Speaker 2: Fox right now and why yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Well, well they dust it off and consider it again
Speaker 1: when they're having a slow season. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Here's what's infuriating is in despite every all those numbers
Speaker 2: you just said, think about all of the horrible shows
Speaker 2: that do make it to air. It's like, how did
Speaker 2: that get filtered through a process of thousands to make
Speaker 2: it too serious?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Are they I mean, well, to be safe, there was.
Speaker 1: This they were attaching an actor that's really famous nepotism.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes and then sometimes not. Sometimes it's like a random
Speaker 2: piece of shit. Now, I do think that like to
Speaker 2: make a to make a show good, like, there is
Speaker 2: an infinite number of things that can go wrong, and
Speaker 2: even if you are like you have an amazing script,
Speaker 2: an amazing idea. Like there's a thousand different factors that
Speaker 2: go into making a show good or bad, and if
Speaker 2: any one of those things goes wrong, if it's an exec,
Speaker 2: if it's a prop person, if it's anything, if it's
Speaker 2: the title, then you could wind up having a piece
Speaker 2: of shit show. So it is like, I understand how
Speaker 2: these shit shows make it to air. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I agree. It's like we don't need writers, don't really
Speaker 2: need to write anything anymore.
Speaker 1: There are dig up old scripts. Take them to have
Speaker 1: cell phones in them, there are to put the I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: we got to go to break. We'll come back after
Speaker 1: this time. We won't talk about TV anymore because I
Speaker 1: know some people are gonna be like, enough, right, we'll
Speaker 1: be back up for this. Oh what do we have
Speaker 1: to talk about it? Besides is cheerie? Anything going on
Speaker 1: in your guys' lives? I got my mine's pretty boring
Speaker 1: over here. It's just been like, wake up, go to Starbucks,
Speaker 1: walk my dog, go to the park. Oh my dog
Speaker 1: almost got hit by a car today. That was terrifying.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do because I like letting
Speaker 1: her off leash. It's like there's a huge fields for
Speaker 1: her to run. She goes, she gets out of the
Speaker 1: card and she goes like zipping, and then she gets
Speaker 1: so much energy out chasing squirrels. And she just got
Speaker 1: a little bit far away from me because I let
Speaker 1: her go. And she never runs in the street, like
Speaker 1: she just knows stay in grass. But then she got us.
Speaker 1: She saw a squirrel and she had to chase that dragon,
Speaker 1: and she just went across the street. And my you know,
Speaker 1: I held my breath just being like Nikki, if you
Speaker 1: lose her, this is your fault and you can live
Speaker 1: with the consequences like this is you know. I like
Speaker 1: was like ready to lose my dog and watch my
Speaker 1: dog get run over, and she didn't, and I was
Speaker 1: I screamed so loud my throat hurt afterwards because I
Speaker 1: was just like OK. And then I felt so dumb,
Speaker 1: like how can I let that happen? And I can
Speaker 1: never let that happen again. But I don't really know
Speaker 1: how to prevent it, because that is our favorite thing
Speaker 1: to do, is go and I will just chase her more.
Speaker 1: Every time she goes and runs, I will chase her
Speaker 1: so I'll be close to her so that she never
Speaker 1: gets by the road. That's my new catch up to her.
Speaker 1: She's she's usually like I can let her go pretty
Speaker 1: far and she always comes back to me and never
Speaker 1: goes in the street. We've been doing this, I mean,
Speaker 1: we've probably done this fifty sixty times, going to this
Speaker 1: area of the park. And this is the first time
Speaker 1: that a squirrel just got her to the edge. And
Speaker 1: then that squirrel darted across the street, so then she followed,
Speaker 1: and so I just have to stay. I have a
Speaker 1: plan now that I'm just not gonna let her get
Speaker 1: near roads. I just can't. And that because off leash,
Speaker 1: yes exactly, I know, but dogs don't like to run
Speaker 1: as much in yards as they do when it's like
Speaker 1: an open field, you know what I mean, Like you
Speaker 1: let a dog out in the backyard and it just
Speaker 1: stands there because the same smells over and over. Yes,
Speaker 1: it needs new smells. Yeah. I And on the least,
Speaker 1: she just doesn't know how to behave on a leasion.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to train her. It's just a fucking you know.
Speaker 2: It's hire somebody, that's a You can just hire someone
Speaker 2: to train her. Come every day for two months and
Speaker 2: then you'll have a perfect dog.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, or you give her to someone and they
Speaker 3: keep her for like two weeks and they just do
Speaker 3: a program with her and then they give her back
Speaker 3: to your trained.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. I actually was thinking about what am
Speaker 1: I going to do with her during Golden Globes and
Speaker 1: maybe I take her to somewhere to go train in
Speaker 1: training camps Angeles. Yeah, there's probably tons of them out
Speaker 1: there for oh yeah, rich people who are on stone.
Speaker 2: Everybody should do that. You know, it's just so much.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be responsible for teaching your dog
Speaker 2: how to how to say kids to school?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Why is it shameful to not train like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to try. I just I don't know
Speaker 1: how to do it.
Speaker 2: If you have the money, consistent, then just pay to
Speaker 2: get your dog trained and then in two to three
Speaker 2: weeks you will have a perfect dog.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is interesting and I should have been doing
Speaker 1: this all along. Okay, thank you. It's never too late.
Speaker 4: It's never too late to train it dog. You can't
Speaker 4: you can't tea You can teach an old dog new tricks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I think that's true. She's so cute
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her. But yeah, any any shows out
Speaker 1: of your life?
Speaker 2: Well, this is so fucking boring, but I did want
Speaker 2: to talk to you about this because I I wondered
Speaker 2: if you ever tried this?
Speaker 4: Have you ever taken gin saning? Oh God, Jin Sing tea?
Speaker 1: No? I think I probably had Gin sing infused Arizona tea.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, yeah, no I never No. I mean
Speaker 2: it really works, it really is.
Speaker 1: What and how do you take it?
Speaker 2: I drink it as a tea. I've been talking to
Speaker 2: Chris about this. You're gonna see gin sing popping up
Speaker 2: in your life now because.
Speaker 1: Chris more things he'll buy and not use.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So well, so Jin saying is like there's American gin saying,
Speaker 2: it's Asian gin saying. It's very popular in China, Like
Speaker 2: old men in China are sipping on gin sing tea constantly,
Speaker 2: so much so that it's kind of like a joke,
Speaker 2: Like look at that old man sipping on that tea.
Speaker 4: That's what they said.
Speaker 1: Where did you hear about it? I've been ready to
Speaker 1: get into it right now.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, just.
Speaker 2: Trying to solve all my problems with herbal supplements. But
Speaker 2: I gin Sang tea works a lot like caffeine, except
Speaker 2: it's not jittery and it doesn't give you a crash.
Speaker 2: And I don't know how people with caffeine will respond
Speaker 2: to JINSNK because maybe it's not like powerful enough. But
Speaker 2: it's like telling someone who like does Heroin to like
Speaker 2: do jumping jacks. But it is like a replacement for caffeine.
Speaker 2: And I was like, there's no fucking way this works.
Speaker 2: This is a bunch of you know, you know, Chinese bullshit.
Speaker 2: And then I drank a cup of Gin Sang tea
Speaker 2: and I really felt like laser focused and energized for
Speaker 2: several hours, as if I drank caffeine.
Speaker 1: Did you just buy the Gin Sing tea at like
Speaker 1: the store, like a normal store. Did you have to
Speaker 1: go to like a Asian food market and get like
Speaker 1: the real stuff?
Speaker 2: I got it off Amazon on It's one of those
Speaker 2: you know how there's like teas that are like, this
Speaker 2: isn't tea, this is medicine.
Speaker 4: You know those boxes. I got one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I work. Bestie just sent me she just
Speaker 1: opened a Eastern medicine shop, and she sent me a
Speaker 1: bunch of herbal supplements and things that I've been taking
Speaker 1: that are supposed to like. She was like, I know
Speaker 1: you have depression of anxiety. So here's a bunch of
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go get hold on. Let me
Speaker 1: go get the card that she sent me. I got
Speaker 1: some supplements. Okay, here, Oh my god, they're so cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she the Eastern Philosophy is the name of.
Speaker 4: I think that is a bag of jin.
Speaker 1: Saying you have the Eastern Philosophy dot com. No it's not.
Speaker 1: It's these are like uh dates, yeah, at the Eastern Philosophy.
Speaker 1: This is not an ad. By the way, this is
Speaker 1: a bestie named Nina Cheng ch e Ng. She wrote
Speaker 1: a book called Chinese Medicine for the Mind, a science
Speaker 1: inspect god to improving mental health with traditional Chinese medicine.
Speaker 1: Includes thirty five plus herbal formulas for depression, anxiety, ADHD
Speaker 1: and more. She said, I hope you and Nikki, I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoy reading my new book, Chinese Medicine for
Speaker 1: the Mind and learning about traditional Chinese medicine's natural approach
Speaker 1: to mental well being. I also included some other goodies
Speaker 1: from the Eastern Philosophy. My Chinese Medicine Online apothcary. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's relax Plus, which is I don't know how
Speaker 1: to pronounce one of the most research herbal medicines for
Speaker 1: depression anxiety. Okay, relax Plus. I've been taking it every day.
Speaker 1: Don't know what's going on yet, but I've been taking
Speaker 1: it for I think five days. And you take these
Speaker 1: little beads. It's amazing what they look like. They look
Speaker 1: like little six slts. Do you know what six lots are?
Speaker 1: They look like little they look like little beads. They're
Speaker 1: like the size of a bead that you would put
Speaker 1: on a friendship bracelet. And they're little black beads and
Speaker 1: I don't know what's inside them, but I like it.
Speaker 1: So that's page seventy five. Who I don't know? I
Speaker 1: don't know. People have been like I don't know whenever
Speaker 1: on antidepressants. I didn't know if they were working or not.
Speaker 1: But this is supposed to take the place of like
Speaker 1: a a zoloft.
Speaker 4: Which antidepressants were you taking?
Speaker 1: None? You've never taken like in my life, I took prozac,
Speaker 1: I took trintle licks, I took.
Speaker 4: Zoloft, I took you or do you hate them?
Speaker 1: I never knew, and I just always was like I
Speaker 1: think I felt like numb on them for a while.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was friends with the famous person.
Speaker 1: She was talking about how her mom was on Zoloft
Speaker 1: and that they went hang gliding and that they had
Speaker 1: like go pros on their heads, you know, to be
Speaker 1: like to film them hang gliding, and her mom was
Speaker 1: on like the same dose of the zoloft I was on,
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah, my mom, my mom. We
Speaker 1: looked at the video later of us hang gliding and
Speaker 1: like the whole time I'm hang gliding, I'm like whoa,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, whoa. And then we're like landing and we're
Speaker 1: going through this like grass, this like tall grass. We're
Speaker 1: like it's like swapping us in the face. We're like
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh my god. And my mom was
Speaker 1: just like just no expression, just like looking around, and
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, oh, I think she just
Speaker 1: said that, And I was like, man, I relate to
Speaker 1: that feeling of like not being impressed by anything. And
Speaker 1: so then I got off it. And then the exact.
Speaker 2: Thing happened to me with Cymbalta. I felt numb. I
Speaker 2: couldn't feel anything. And then my stepdad passed away and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't feel sad, and that's when
Speaker 2: I decided I'm going to stop taking Symbalta.
Speaker 4: And it was really hard to get off of too.
Speaker 4: You get brains apps.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been getting brain as late. Those
Speaker 1: brains apps are off, dude. Okay, so I've been getting
Speaker 1: those lately, and I think it's from I don't know, like, no,
Speaker 1: it was over the last no, no, no, no, no, it was
Speaker 1: actually they went away with the bills. I think I
Speaker 1: was getting them from tiredness or maybe like my ADHD meds,
Speaker 1: I don't take them enough, and I was taking them
Speaker 1: last week and I don't know what it was, but
Speaker 1: it was like, it's that it feels like a jolt
Speaker 1: on your scalp, not much your brain, but like your scalp.
Speaker 1: Is that what it feels like? Like a burn in
Speaker 1: sections of your scalp.
Speaker 4: Not for me.
Speaker 2: For me, it felt like a elect your brain lightning
Speaker 2: bolt in my brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then that's not what I felt. Because I
Speaker 1: kept looking up like what is this like random sharp
Speaker 1: scalp pain, and it kept saying brains apps And I'm like,
Speaker 1: but mine's on my scalp I would never think this
Speaker 1: was in my brain. It just feels in the skin
Speaker 1: of my scalp anyway. So this formula that she that
Speaker 1: I got called relax Plus. It says it's the most
Speaker 1: research and proven remedy for depression in the world. Its
Speaker 1: name refers to the wonderful effects that the remedy has
Speaker 1: in supporting circulation as well as softer emotions, digestive function,
Speaker 1: and inner resources, while also stabilizing mood. A two thousand
Speaker 1: and one randomized, double blind, placebo controlled study found that
Speaker 1: for mild to moderate depression with anxiety, this formula was
Speaker 1: as effective as zoloft, but its effect felt sooner and
Speaker 1: was deemed safer and less expensive than its Western medicine counterpart.
Speaker 1: So if you guys want to check this stuff out,
Speaker 1: this is again not an ad I don't. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be buying the stuff for myself. And then she gave me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she gave me that it's called relax plus r
Speaker 1: E L A x X plus and you can find
Speaker 1: it at the Eastern Philosophy or the Eastern Philosophy dot com.
Speaker 1: Soothe Well a popular herbal formula for instant calm. I
Speaker 1: haven't tried that yet. Luong T l o o n
Speaker 1: g T, a Tibetan medicine herbal T for mental instability.
Speaker 1: My mom and I have been fucking chugging this shit
Speaker 1: every night and we're loving it. L o o n
Speaker 1: g T. It's just like a soothing T. I mean,
Speaker 1: T always makes me feel soothing, so I can't speak
Speaker 1: to it be like having remarkable effects all of a
Speaker 1: sudden on my body. But I was feeling anxious yesterday.
Speaker 1: I went to my parents' house. I made this tea
Speaker 1: that I had made the night before too, and I
Speaker 1: felt calmer once I had that T in me.
Speaker 2: But even if it's a placebo effect, that that's real, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: is real if it's convincing enough to you that your brain, oh.
Speaker 1: Right, you're actually take the places.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then pooping jujubes. Pooping jube jubes are essentially dates.
Speaker 1: And this is a bag of these dates and it
Speaker 1: says super you know, a super food. It's a pokemon
Speaker 1: that I caught, a superfood herb used in TCM. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is for releading anxiety. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: they these are sponsored by them. Eat two to three
Speaker 1: a day straight out of the bag. So it's just
Speaker 1: like it's like a dried date what they're called, but
Speaker 1: they're a special kind of date. They're almost like they
Speaker 1: have like a raspberry color to them. Anyway, this book
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna read. I'm actually really excited to read it.
Speaker 1: I think this is like the future of what American
Speaker 1: health system is going to be because my sister.
Speaker 3: Well, Eastern medicine was around even longer than Western medicines.
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is what people are doing because
Speaker 1: it's so terrifying to go with the doctor because you
Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna get, you don't know the
Speaker 1: bill that's going to proceed. You just like you can't
Speaker 1: anticipate fucking anything anymore. And it's like if people are
Speaker 1: terrified to go to the doctor because of all the
Speaker 1: expenses that they're just even my sister the other day
Speaker 1: has a pinch nerve and I and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm going to the chiroprocture today. I'm like, okay, sweet,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you there. Because I'm kind of obsessed with
Speaker 1: watching YouTube videos of like muscle manipulation stuff, so I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to see it live. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm here for YouTube Live and I walked in and
Speaker 1: I got to see her get an exam and it
Speaker 1: was like so ASMR. I like loved it so much,
Speaker 1: but she's in so much pain, the poor thing. But
Speaker 1: she just told me, I'm just doing this because I
Speaker 1: am just trying to like work around the medical system.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm just trying to do anything that
Speaker 1: doesn't get me near a hospital with all the costs.
Speaker 1: Like at least this is like upfront about costs, like
Speaker 1: you know exactly what you're getting, and shout out to
Speaker 1: Cairo One on Lindall near the Schnooks. They were so
Speaker 1: it was it was like in a strip mall, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this going to be? But
Speaker 1: the guy who was her physician was so thorough, so kind,
Speaker 1: so empathetic, so like was didn't recognize me or anything
Speaker 1: like was not was almost putting on a show of
Speaker 1: like teaching us about out alignment and all these enligaments
Speaker 1: and different showing us different diagrams. But like it was
Speaker 1: just the kind of attention to detail that like made
Speaker 1: me feel so good about the world and like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's still some people in the medical profession
Speaker 1: that are still passionate about what they do and and
Speaker 1: really want to help people because you just read so
Speaker 1: many stories about doctors being dismissive of women's pain and
Speaker 1: men's pain too. It's you guys as well, but just
Speaker 1: like not getting it. I mean, the horror story of
Speaker 1: your medical bullshit that you've had to deal with, Brian,
Speaker 1: that was only made your too tooth pain only came
Speaker 1: out of you of malpractice, of someone misaligning your filling
Speaker 1: and setting your whole jaw off kilter, and then you
Speaker 1: not saying anything because you didn't really feel comfortable saying something,
Speaker 1: and you did, but they kind of dismissed it. It's
Speaker 1: like it's it's a nightmare. So it was just like,
Speaker 1: actually this place really made me feel so good. I
Speaker 1: was like, I texted my mom immediately, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to get you in with this guy. He's legit. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what did you say, No, sir, Well, I was saying,
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 3: What you were describing that Brian went through has just
Speaker 3: happened to my friend who has TMJ and he got
Speaker 3: a couple of teeth put in or something and they
Speaker 3: misaligned it and it just like really aggravated his TMJ
Speaker 3: now every time he eats his jaw cracks.
Speaker 1: No, that's horrible. Oh god, that's so upsetting. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry to your friend.
Speaker 2: Dentistry is maybe like a false profession. I don't believe
Speaker 2: in dentistry anymore. I don't think that they actually help.
Speaker 2: I think getting cleanings helps. I think getting cavity fillings
Speaker 2: helps to a degree. But like everything else that they do,
Speaker 2: it feels like it's a bunch of quackery, like they
Speaker 2: don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1: My friend went to a dentist here in Saint Louis
Speaker 1: and was told that she needed nine teeth filled and
Speaker 1: like a couple of root canals, like something crazy, like crazy, right,
Speaker 1: and so she was like she was gonna do it
Speaker 1: because she's like but she was like, this is weird
Speaker 1: for me. I've never really had anything like that, Like
Speaker 1: I had cavities here and there. She went to a
Speaker 1: second opinion, No cavities, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because they're grifters. I'm out on Vegas, but just be be.
Speaker 1: Be cautious out there. And it sucks to get a
Speaker 1: second opinion because that's costs money.
Speaker 2: Right and time. Yeah, I'm out on Vegas. I'm out
Speaker 2: on dentists. I'm done those my two things. Twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four ins and outs. We're getting to the end of
Speaker 2: the year. We can we can start doing ins and outs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should think of some outs because yeah, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4: You got an inn.
Speaker 3: Well, empathy, You're out of empathy. I'm I'm out on
Speaker 3: empathy till the end of the year.
Speaker 1: Empathy will come back January sixth, which I know is
Speaker 1: a weird date for it, but post Golden Globes, I
Speaker 1: am shutting it off. Can't care, can't Uh no empathy, Actually.
Speaker 4: Have no empathy between January.
Speaker 1: Really sick January six Uh yes, yes, that's those are
Speaker 1: the dates I'm out on. I'm I'm out on loud noises.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of everything being loud. I'm out on I
Speaker 1: can't even think of anything else I'm out on. I'm
Speaker 1: really in on sleep. I think I'm back on meditation
Speaker 1: and yeah, Kirsten told the Girl's Chet that she's been
Speaker 1: meditating just five minutes a night before she went to bed,
Speaker 1: and she said that she was before. She was like,
Speaker 1: I've never even heard her say anything like this, but
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know I've just been feeling so
Speaker 1: awkward lately, Like I just feel awkward. And I didn't
Speaker 1: really know what she meant by that, but she's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just can't think of what to
Speaker 1: say when I'm meant to talk, and then when I
Speaker 1: do talk, I feel like I'm saying the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: And She's never been someone that ever has struck me
Speaker 1: as someone that's awkward, and so I couldn't really picture it,
Speaker 1: but I understand that. I think we can all relate
Speaker 1: to that feeling. And then she said she started she
Speaker 1: got away from meditating because she had a baby and
Speaker 1: life kind of got it in the way, and then
Speaker 1: she got back into it just five minutes a night,
Speaker 1: and she said her awkwardness has gone away. Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's a cure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I believe it. What a CREA's is mindfulness.
Speaker 1: You know, it creates like you will think about your
Speaker 1: thoughts before you say them. You can get your ducks
Speaker 1: in a row before you just open your mouth. It
Speaker 1: creates a way for you to sort through your thoughts
Speaker 1: and not just have a junk drawer in your head
Speaker 1: that you're just grabbing blindly thoughts and saying it's spilling
Speaker 1: them out, so I think it's good. I tried to
Speaker 1: meditate today, but I fell asleep, So I tried.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when when we were on the radio show,
Speaker 3: you would meditate every morning before radio and everything you
Speaker 3: were doing like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you go home you do more every
Speaker 1: single morning, because that's what TM is. It's twenty minutes
Speaker 1: in the morning, twenty minutes in the afternoon. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was really a good practice. And my
Speaker 1: dogs would sit they like knew it was time to
Speaker 1: meditate after their walk, and I'd come back and it just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. I really want to get back into it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did say.
Speaker 4: It'll fall asleep.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Is that where you like go to different parts of
Speaker 2: your body and no, like, okay.
Speaker 1: It's the one that you pay for that you can't
Speaker 1: talk about it all because they make money off of
Speaker 1: it and it's like a sacred practice that they passed
Speaker 1: down through Venmo exchange and you get a mantra. But
Speaker 1: pretty much, if you want to meditate, this is if
Speaker 1: anyone's like it seems like to what do I do?
Speaker 1: Literally close your eyes, set a timer on your phone
Speaker 1: for five minutes, close your eyes and just pay attention
Speaker 1: to your breath. Literally, you could just say in out
Speaker 1: in your head, just repeat in out with your breath.
Speaker 4: Gave me a who gave me my mantra? I forgot what.
Speaker 1: It was then, Yeah, I could get busted for that.
Speaker 4: Some dentist gave it to We're.
Speaker 1: Done with dentists. Yeah, you just say something over.
Speaker 4: Dentists should be a slur. Dentist should be like.
Speaker 1: That episode, Yeah, he was like, he was like, dentists
Speaker 1: are what do they say? They're they're sadis with better magazines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jerry doesn't like DENTI dentist. And then Kramer accuses him,
Speaker 1: you're an anti dentine and he goes, I am not
Speaker 1: an anti dentide. He goes, you're a rabbit. And I
Speaker 1: did not know what an anti semite was when that
Speaker 1: episode aired, so I didn't even know like what it
Speaker 1: was based off of. And then at the very end
Speaker 1: of it, he's like, so he's like, he's in a
Speaker 1: he's watching someone get married, I think, and he's sitting
Speaker 1: next to Will Grace from Will and Grace and she's
Speaker 1: like a girl. He's trying to hit on and he's
Speaker 1: like he's like, I hate Dennis and she's like I
Speaker 1: hate Dennis too, and they're kind of like relating about it,
Speaker 1: and she's like, ugh, they're the worst. And he's like finally,
Speaker 1: like yes, this girl that I'm hitting on like gets
Speaker 1: that I don't like Dennis. No one else does. And
Speaker 1: we have this connection and she goes not to mention
Speaker 1: the Jews and then it just freezes and goes to
Speaker 1: get to the I like, I'm Seinfeld is like this,
Speaker 1: I'm back on Seinfeld. In random episodes of Seinfeld, bring
Speaker 1: them back into your life. They are so soothing, they
Speaker 1: are so nostalgic. I was just texting Andrew about it
Speaker 1: because I posted one of my story so many people
Speaker 1: wrote to me on Instagram being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is one of the best scenes ever. You know,
Speaker 1: it's when George finds the golf ball in the whales
Speaker 1: blowhole and he's like you know the scene was angry
Speaker 1: that day my friends. Yeah, like an old Jewish man
Speaker 1: time trying to return soup in a deli. Maybe I
Speaker 1: added Jewish to that bud he's in a Delhi, so
Speaker 1: but and and soup, yeah, and returning soup no events,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that seems anyway. It was just it's just
Speaker 1: the best show. When we watched it last night, my dad,
Speaker 1: I just I go, Dad, you want to watch a Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: It was like eleven at night and we were kind
Speaker 1: of like maybe it was like ten thirty. I was like,
Speaker 1: just put on a and we were like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: we put on a Seinfeld and I picked the marine
Speaker 1: Biologist episode that's the most one of the most famous episodes.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, we've seen this one a bunch,
Speaker 1: and I go, but that's why it's so good, Like
Speaker 1: let's just put it on and go, and it was.
Speaker 1: It's just, man, it's just so funny and so it
Speaker 1: just reminds me of a simpler time. I think it's nostalgic.
Speaker 1: But I even think if you don't like no or
Speaker 1: you didn't grow up with Seinfeld, it's something. It's really
Speaker 1: like a soothing show. And everyone. I really I hate
Speaker 1: people that older people that talk down to me. But
Speaker 1: if you're a younger person that's never seen Seinfeld, I
Speaker 1: e Emily, I think Emily's probably seen Seinfeld. It's one
Speaker 1: that you should go back and watch. It's just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a classic.
Speaker 2: That's why it made me so pissed when I forgot
Speaker 2: what the controversy was. What Seinfeld said that made everybody
Speaker 2: mad of something about Israel or something like that, and
Speaker 2: everyone was on threads. It wasn't even Twitter, it was
Speaker 2: threads saying how Seinfeld.
Speaker 4: Was never funny.
Speaker 2: I never understood why said it was the only time
Speaker 2: I actually posted a thread where I just said, everybody
Speaker 2: needs to put their pitchforks away. Seinfeld is one of
Speaker 2: the best shows of all time, and it's just it's
Speaker 2: just people allowing their political beliefs to infiltrate their enjoyment
Speaker 2: of a comedy show. Because seinn Feld said in an
Speaker 2: interview something about I don't even remember what they all
Speaker 2: entirely discounted one of the best comedy or they part no.
Speaker 1: But you can't help if something turns you off about
Speaker 1: something that you love, Like there are things that I
Speaker 1: used to love and then I hear that person be
Speaker 1: shitty or I hear that person say something, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I now like hate what they do, and
Speaker 1: I literally do hate it. It's not even like I'm
Speaker 1: choosing to hate it to take a stand like I
Speaker 1: don't like it anymore. But it's rare that that happens.
Speaker 1: I think I can mostly separate the art from the artist.
Speaker 2: But right like, if I found out that, like Matt
Speaker 2: Gates wrote The Office, I don't know if I'd be
Speaker 2: able to watch it the same way.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. He certainly did, you know.
Speaker 2: I was particularly mad at other comedians who were also
Speaker 2: shitting on Seinfeld the show, as if that didn't influence
Speaker 2: their entire comedic sensibilities during this controversy. That was to
Speaker 2: me irredeemable.
Speaker 1: It's caa, it's very ca Yeah. I will say that
Speaker 1: I recommended on the podcast that movie what's it called
Speaker 1: My Old Ass?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Emily watched it. I got a message from
Speaker 1: her last night. First of all, she looks exactly like
Speaker 1: the girl in the movie. So she was said she
Speaker 1: felt like she was watching herself, like live this this
Speaker 1: thing that you're already is going to make you very,
Speaker 1: very emotional what happens in it. But she was like,
Speaker 1: so she's like filmed a video of herself. After she watched,
Speaker 1: she was like, Nikki, what the fuck I just got done?
Speaker 1: I'm like got done, sobbing. It was like I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like I was watching myself like go through this
Speaker 1: because you said I looked like her, and then I
Speaker 1: kind of started seeing it and then it was like
Speaker 1: me and it was so cute. But like I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine what that would be like because this movie
Speaker 1: was already so impactful, but to like think that it
Speaker 1: was you, like, the person looks like you would like
Speaker 1: blow your mind. And it really it's very satisfying when
Speaker 1: something pays off as much as I know it's going
Speaker 1: to with someone like she just was and she was like,
Speaker 1: it's just like gonna change the way I live my
Speaker 1: life forever, and like I think it will. And even
Speaker 1: Sara Lena said that to me too. She was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my old ass has like changed the
Speaker 1: way I look at the world and like how I'm
Speaker 1: going to live. And it really it rattles you and
Speaker 1: it's so good. But it's not just disturbing. It's just
Speaker 1: like whoa, Like life is precious and yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go see Honora tonight. I think I need to see that.
Speaker 1: I want to say, I gotta watch all the best
Speaker 1: picture stuff. I don't I really don't want to watch Dune.
Speaker 4: You don't have to watch Dune.
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break, we'll talk about we'll get back.
Speaker 1: Do I have to watch I don't have to watch Dune.
Speaker 2: No, you got you don't have to watch Dune. You
Speaker 2: understand what Dune is.
Speaker 1: If I'm making a joke about it, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: about the little things in their nose. That's all I care.
Speaker 1: But that's all the thing I know. That's all that's
Speaker 1: it's that's very interesting to me.
Speaker 4: It's in the desert. You know that. It's got.
Speaker 1: Yep. I know about that.
Speaker 2: So you don't need to know that guy is in it.
Speaker 2: And Timothy Schalame is in it. That's all you need
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: I'll see Deadpool because that's like a fun romp. I've
Speaker 1: never seen any yeah before, but I hear they reference
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman's divorce in this new Deadpool Wolverine. Yes, where
Speaker 1: they're like, well, that's why you're back, because you're going
Speaker 1: through a divorce and to play for it. It's like
Speaker 1: what they do they do.
Speaker 2: They reference everything. It's it's a it's a movie entirely. Uh,
Speaker 2: the foundation of the movie is meta jokes. It's like
Speaker 2: there's nothing to the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm in that. I'm into that. I mean, wait, isn't
Speaker 1: when one movie like Brad Pitt's in it but he
Speaker 1: plays an invisible guy or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a funny last that's the last Deadpool.
Speaker 2: I think deadol because you see the.
Speaker 1: Very last second South Park when they got George Clooney
Speaker 1: to play a character and he's just a dog going
Speaker 1: but he never talks. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: Clooney and Brad Pitt do comedy. Yeah, Brad Pitt was
Speaker 2: the weatherman on what was that?
Speaker 4: Was that? John Oliver? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: What was that Jeffreys show?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Someone said the other day in an interview,
Speaker 1: They're like, because I was talking about the Golden Globes
Speaker 1: and like I'm gonna be like performing in front of
Speaker 1: like Brad Pitt and George Clooney and they're like, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have And I was talking about how I
Speaker 1: have to contextualize myself, like these people have never heard
Speaker 1: of me. And the woman was like, well, Brad Pitt's
Speaker 1: pretty tuned into comedy. I'm sure he's like aware of you.
Speaker 1: And I literally got turned on.
Speaker 5: She said, And I've just been talking about how like
Speaker 5: my body is not like producing any kind of moisture anymore,
Speaker 5: and like, I just my insides feel dead and hormonially,
Speaker 5: I'm just like not ever turned on.
Speaker 1: And it was instant being turned on that Brackett might
Speaker 1: have heard of me before because I made the joke
Speaker 1: like I'm wet now, and then I literally was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you. That really did it for me.
Speaker 1: That he may have like he has, he's he's a
Speaker 1: he might.
Speaker 4: He's aware, he has a general awareness.
Speaker 1: I mean, that is kind of cool when someone's aware
Speaker 1: of you. Of course, say your name out of thin air,
Speaker 1: someone like Brad Pitt, who you would like. I remember
Speaker 1: the first time I ever heard his name was in
Speaker 1: the cafeteria in third grade, literally third grade. This old
Speaker 1: black woman that was like our you know, cafeteria like
Speaker 1: kind of She would just walk around and tell us
Speaker 1: to eat our luncha bowls and stuff. I remember one
Speaker 1: time she was like, you eat that cheese because I
Speaker 1: hated cheese as a kid, I hated it. And there
Speaker 1: was a big stack of it and she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't ways see you, and she made me eat the cheese.
Speaker 1: Missus Gordon shout out, you're definitely dead by now, but
Speaker 1: she was. I remember we all thought it was so
Speaker 1: funny because she was like, oh, that Brad Pitt is
Speaker 1: so cute. We were like, she's got a crush on
Speaker 1: this young boy. But yeah, that was that. That would
Speaker 1: be cool.
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt was the was played this bit as a
Speaker 2: weatherman on The Jim Jeffrey Show multiple times, and George
Speaker 2: Clooney would pop up on John Oliver Last Week Tonight
Speaker 2: every once in a while as a recurring bit there.
Speaker 2: He had a button where John Oliver could press a
Speaker 2: button and just summon George Clooney wherever he was and
Speaker 2: talked to him for a few minutes. And he would
Speaker 2: and George Clooney would act annoyed by it and be like,
Speaker 2: why do you keep abusing the button?
Speaker 4: That was the bit.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, that's good bit. And then Matt Damon's
Speaker 1: constantly like, that's doing stuff for Kimmel and yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's cool when these A listers have a sense of humor.
Speaker 4: The last of the A listers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have something that I say it is.
Speaker 4: What I have a thing that I wanted to bring up.
Speaker 2: I was at the gym yesterday and I had to
Speaker 2: give someone at twelve.
Speaker 4: No, I don't do TV twelve anymore. I have it's out.
Speaker 4: TV twelve's out.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, weightliftings in. I returned back to lifting weights because honestly,
Speaker 2: there's just no replacement for it.
Speaker 4: You have to lift weights.
Speaker 1: Final thought. You gotta you gotta lift weights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so much better than doing resistance bans.
Speaker 1: I know it's better. I I hate that it's better.
Speaker 1: I got to do it too. I've been doing it. Yes,
Speaker 1: go on, So you're lifting weights.
Speaker 2: So I was at the gym and okay, so you know,
Speaker 2: when you're at the gym and it's busy and people
Speaker 2: want to use the machines, and you have to wait
Speaker 2: for the machines, and there is what do you What
Speaker 2: do you do if you want to use a machine
Speaker 2: that someone else is using?
Speaker 1: You linger?
Speaker 2: You can linger, you can observe. You kind of have
Speaker 2: to figure out like what's going on.
Speaker 1: You do your own thing nearby, but you kind of
Speaker 1: like make it known that you're kind of there, Like
Speaker 1: you just get in their periphery so they're aware and
Speaker 1: maybe they speed it up a little bit and don't
Speaker 1: like you know, search kayak for flights for their christmasification
Speaker 1: or whatever while they're sitting on the bench.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, you can go up to the person and
Speaker 2: say how many more sets do you have left? This
Speaker 2: happens all the time. How many more sets do you
Speaker 2: have left? Or what I love doing at the gym,
Speaker 2: which is this is very common. It's not like I
Speaker 2: invented this ray and this is very common. Someone goes
Speaker 2: up to you, they say how many more sets do
Speaker 2: you have left? And you go, oh, I actually have
Speaker 2: three more sets, but do you want to work in
Speaker 2: with me?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Which is very common.
Speaker 2: And then while you're resting, the other person comes in
Speaker 2: and does their set, and you have this kind of
Speaker 2: like camaraderie where you're like always I like nodding at
Speaker 2: each other when you're done with your set, because's like
Speaker 2: now it's your turn. And then when you're finished doing
Speaker 2: your sets, you can walk away and go it's all yours.
Speaker 2: And that's just a great bro moment. So I'm doing
Speaker 2: this exercise at the gym and this bro it taps me.
Speaker 2: I tap is the wrong word because he touched me
Speaker 2: too hard where tap right on my shoulder. He like
Speaker 2: gently shoved me and pushed me on the shoulder I
Speaker 2: was with my back was him. I didn't even know
Speaker 2: anyone was behind me, and he did this like shove thing,
Speaker 2: and I was like whoa.
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 4: Had headphones on. He had headphones on.
Speaker 2: I turned and I was like uh, And I just
Speaker 2: assumed that he was going to ask me, like how
Speaker 2: many sets I have left? And I said I have
Speaker 2: two more sets left. And then he said, well, I've
Speaker 2: been sitting here and you've been doing nothing for several
Speaker 2: minutes and I need to use the machine. And I
Speaker 2: was like, first of all, it wasn't several minutes at most,
Speaker 2: it was one and a half minutes. And so I
Speaker 2: was like, this guy's being a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: So I had to give him say I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: haven't gotten your dick sucked in a while. Well that's
Speaker 1: always what it is.
Speaker 2: The weird thing about this guy is like fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: prior to that, I accidentally made eye contact with him
Speaker 2: while he was on a totally like he was across
Speaker 2: the and he his eyes were crazy, like he had
Speaker 2: like crazy eyes, this guy was, And so I looked down.
Speaker 2: So then he gave so he already like had had
Speaker 2: me pegged and he gave me. He gave me the
Speaker 2: little shove and he said, I've been sitting here and
Speaker 2: and you've been doing nothing for several minutes, and I
Speaker 2: and I need and I was like, oh, do you
Speaker 2: want to work with me? I said, do you want
Speaker 2: to work with me? Which is like an olive branch,
Speaker 2: and he ignored that. I said that, and I said
Speaker 2: do you need this? And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: need to use that. And then I was like okay,
Speaker 2: and he's like, you've been waiting for several minutes, and
Speaker 2: I said, I took out my headphones and I said yeah,
Speaker 2: it's called resting between sets, which is very normal. And
Speaker 2: I said it yes, and I said it loud enough,
Speaker 2: said everyone around me, and he did.
Speaker 4: He was he was kowtout. I don't have to give
Speaker 4: it a better word.
Speaker 1: You won.
Speaker 2: He was kowtout and he stepped away, and then I
Speaker 2: twisted the knife.
Speaker 4: I twisted then, oh, what did you say? I did
Speaker 4: my set. I finished, and when I.
Speaker 1: Was done, it's all yours.
Speaker 2: But I didn't say it with any attitude at all.
Speaker 2: I gave him a smile and I said, it's all yours, buddy,
Speaker 2: And I walked away.
Speaker 4: Oh water off the shoulder.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you killed him with kindness.
Speaker 4: Killed him with kindness.
Speaker 1: At the end, he can't have any He just he's
Speaker 1: got to be embarrassed about how he behaved.
Speaker 2: He was a little bit too aggressive. And then he
Speaker 2: followed me in the parking lot and took out a
Speaker 2: barbed wire bat and he bashed my skullt because that's
Speaker 2: the downside of doing that.
Speaker 1: He's a dentist. He's no there was. I had a
Speaker 1: moment in a plank class last night yesterday, and she
Speaker 1: was saying, like, this is one of my pet peeves
Speaker 1: of these classes. But by the way, like shout out
Speaker 1: to all the teachers at the place I go to
Speaker 1: if you listen to the podcast, I'm obsessed with all
Speaker 1: of you. I rarely have any complaints, Like it's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing in the world to go to these classes.
Speaker 1: But there's one thing that I think it doesn't If
Speaker 1: I was a teacher, it would happen to me too.
Speaker 1: Where you say and for fifteen more seconds, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, and then next we're gonna transition to this
Speaker 1: blah blah, and this one. I just felt like I
Speaker 1: was the I felt like she was a little bit
Speaker 1: off with the counting, and so I started like I
Speaker 1: didn't rely on her anymore because it would be like fifteen,
Speaker 1: and then I felt like, man, it's been twenty. And
Speaker 1: then she'd go and ten nine. I'm like, well, we're
Speaker 1: doing thirty when she's saying fifteen, Like this is way off.
Speaker 1: So I so I was like, I'm gonna start counting
Speaker 1: now to see if it's actually fifteen, because I've been
Speaker 1: doing oough of these classes that I'm like, we don't
Speaker 1: need thirty more, we need fifteen more. Like this is
Speaker 1: too much. My legs are like shaking and they hurt.
Speaker 1: And so I was on the machine and she was like,
Speaker 1: in fifteen seconds, we're gonna transition. We're gonna put the
Speaker 1: legs in the knee blocks and we're gonna do this
Speaker 1: and then take the armbands and blah blah blah. She's
Speaker 1: describing the next exercise and then she goes and intent
Speaker 1: and I just go, Jesus cry, like I put it
Speaker 1: because I was already like so like holding a plank.
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh Jesus Christ, like made of
Speaker 1: really loud noise. I was so embarrassed and uh and
Speaker 1: it was. It was not right because the thing is
Speaker 1: these classes like you can just do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: They're so supportive. I love the girls. They're like so motivating.
Speaker 1: They say this is the next fifteen minutes are yours
Speaker 1: and yours only. You take what you want and leave
Speaker 1: the rest. And I always like love that message and
Speaker 1: like we thank our bodies afterwards, like they're the best classes.
Speaker 1: But that is a thing that sometimes gets on my nerves.
Speaker 1: Is Oh, also, I don't want to hear break the
Speaker 1: bungee cord. I want you to pull that bungee so
Speaker 1: hard it breaks it. They are not able to be broken,
Speaker 1: no one ever will. You're giving me something that I
Speaker 1: is unattainable, just like, let's just I don't want. Or
Speaker 1: they'll say, like push your heels so hard that it
Speaker 1: breaks the pavement, And I understand it's like a queue
Speaker 1: to make you do a certain thing. But I don't
Speaker 1: like being told to do things I can't do by
Speaker 1: that are impossible to do because then.
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of and break. But it has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with how hard you push. It has
Speaker 2: to do with like general wear and tear. So it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: actually it will break and it's like, whoa, you must
Speaker 2: have pushed really hard. It's like, actually it's just been it's.
Speaker 1: Like old yeah, And I don't like. I don't like
Speaker 1: when the songs don't transition to each other, so like
Speaker 1: it'll be like the loudest song that it'll be dead quiet.
Speaker 1: We're all like and it's like here comes the wall
Speaker 1: to the two to the three, and like shabboozie starts
Speaker 1: up again. But it's like this weird period in between
Speaker 1: where we're all like and like, it's just so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I do love what I would have thought I hated it,
Speaker 1: and they go like Nikki great form, like when they
Speaker 1: say your name and like shout you out. I would
Speaker 1: have thought I hated that, But I love it. I
Speaker 1: love being rewarded and told that I'm doing a good job.
Speaker 1: Three what we were talking about yesterday. Also, Emily wrote
Speaker 1: to me last night and was like, wait, what's a three?
Speaker 1: And I was like, take the enneagram, bitch, And so
Speaker 1: I sent her the thing and she is a two.
Speaker 1: And then I sent her all of the two stuff
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh my god, it's spot fucking on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was just it's so interesting. Yeah, she's a helper.
Speaker 4: She's a helper.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people like this and like how
Speaker 2: the instructor counts down is very important, and I feel
Speaker 2: it's not seconds. No, I feel betrayed, and I turn
Speaker 2: off the instructor. If the instructor says we're gonna do
Speaker 2: ten and then counts down from ten and then does
Speaker 2: that bullshit where they go ten nine, eight seven six
Speaker 2: five five five five and they make you do.
Speaker 1: What that would I would quite so quickly if that
Speaker 1: ship was going on.
Speaker 2: Some people like that because then oh I did four
Speaker 2: extra because they did set five again.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 1: Here's one more that really bothers me, where they say
Speaker 1: I need you to say pulse it like if you're
Speaker 1: if you're like putting your leg up in there and
Speaker 1: you're pulsing like up one inch down, one inch up,
Speaker 1: one inch down, one inch. Sometimes they go up one
Speaker 1: inch up, one inch up one inch and I go, well,
Speaker 1: I can't keep going up and inch but they're tolling.
Speaker 1: They don't tell you to go down. I need I
Speaker 1: need pulsing. Yes, And then I also I don't like, uh,
Speaker 1: what was the last thing. I don't like that happened.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I did the bungeee one. I did the the pulsing,
Speaker 1: the call out, the countdowns, the oh what is it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I forget now wiping down your machine is degrading, And
Speaker 1: but now I'm kind of liking to do it because
Speaker 1: I do it so fast and I get out of there.
Speaker 1: I just love I just I love my whole team.
Speaker 1: I love the place I go to. They know me
Speaker 1: by name. I go in there every day. It's so fun,
Speaker 1: it's so rewarding. I really love classes. I always thought
Speaker 1: I would hate classes. I'm really sad that I went
Speaker 1: my entire adult life never doing classes because I thought
Speaker 1: I was too competitive, that would ruin it for me,
Speaker 1: that it would make me feel fat and slow and
Speaker 1: out of shape. But it's like, actually, like no one
Speaker 1: is watching you in a class because they're so hard.
Speaker 1: No one's paying attention to you. Literally, no one. Oh
Speaker 1: here's the thing I wanted to say. I don't like
Speaker 1: when they pit you against each other, when they go, like,
Speaker 1: go slower than the person in front of you, and
Speaker 1: if there's no one in front of you, you're setting
Speaker 1: the tone for the whole room.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 1: No, Like, I don't want this to turn into a competition.
Speaker 1: I don't want people to be looking at me trying
Speaker 1: to go slower than me, Like I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like being but I get why they say it.
Speaker 1: It actually does help you to go slower because it
Speaker 1: But I don't like competit.
Speaker 2: Places like soul Cycle, they'll have a leaderboard and you compete,
Speaker 2: you get like top ten on leader board.
Speaker 4: As you're cycling, who's gone, Oh my god God.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just go to a class and you're on
Speaker 1: your period and you're tired, and you shouldn't even be there,
Speaker 1: and you just want to phone it fucking in. And
Speaker 1: sometimes I just want to tell them, girl, I just
Speaker 1: want to put like a like there should be a
Speaker 1: little flag you can put on your machine and go like,
Speaker 1: don't even try to correct me. You're lucky I'm here.
Speaker 1: There's this is gonna be as sloppy as fuck, because
Speaker 1: sometimes you just don't want to get you don't want
Speaker 1: to bring that energy of like this is the one
Speaker 1: time you get to do this all day. You thank
Speaker 1: your body. We're gonna fucking work so hard because sometimes
Speaker 1: you don't have that. You sign up to these classes
Speaker 1: two weeks in advance because they fill up and you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna be that motivated on eight am on
Speaker 1: a Monday, but you're not, and you're just like you
Speaker 1: soap as a little slippery slug and you just want
Speaker 1: to kind of like, you know, just bullshit your way
Speaker 1: through it. But these classes are great. These girls are
Speaker 1: never rude. They always make me feel good afterwards. I
Speaker 1: love it, and I really recommend classes for anyone out
Speaker 1: there who's like scared of classes that you'll be judged
Speaker 1: or people will be like, wow, she has bad form,
Speaker 1: or like, no no ones looking at you.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy to what you got to his place,
Speaker 3: because you know, when you had just started. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is a complete like one eighty so I because
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Going to private lessons and paying you know, almost two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for an hour just so I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to be in a class, because I wanted it just
Speaker 1: to be one on one and I got a lot
Speaker 1: out of that, there's no question about it. But classes
Speaker 1: are so much cheaper and they're just like and you
Speaker 1: don't leave and you won't give up, and you can't
Speaker 1: slap anopolist because you are like beholden to the class
Speaker 1: vibe you were.
Speaker 2: But you you had to go through that. That was a
Speaker 2: necessary step for you to get to the class was
Speaker 2: the individual training, because you would not do it if
Speaker 2: you were bad at it, so you needed the training first.
Speaker 2: Then you can go in front of a whole group
Speaker 2: of people and do it well.
Speaker 1: But it's never done. That's the worst part is that
Speaker 1: as soon as you're done with the class, it's count
Speaker 1: down till the next one. You got to keep going
Speaker 1: again and again and again. It's never over until it's
Speaker 1: over all right, guess is over. Thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to the show this week. We will be here next
Speaker 1: week on the road this weekend in Birmingham, Alabama. I
Speaker 1: think on Saturday, Memphis, Tennessee, on Friday, Memphis. I think
Speaker 1: there's still tickets available for Memphis. I think Birmingham probably
Speaker 1: a couple as well. These aren't markets I go to
Speaker 1: a lot, So if I'm in your area, please come
Speaker 1: see me. And then next weekend Hot Springs, Arkansas. I
Speaker 1: have been on a tour of the fucking South, dude.
Speaker 1: It was Oklahoma, Man then Texas, then Iowa, then South Carolina,
Speaker 1: then North Carolina, then before that before Oklahoma, Florida, now Birmingham, Memphis,
Speaker 1: and and next week Arkansas Crazy Yeah. And then we're
Speaker 1: rounding out the end of the tour this year in
Speaker 1: New Hampshire and Vermont. So I think tickets are maybe
Speaker 1: still available to do yeah exactly. So I'll see you
Speaker 1: on the road. We'll see on the podcast next week.
Speaker 1: Thy thanks for listening. Uh don't bi cooved. Bye. The
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