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Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Second

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Speaker 1: part of the week. I'm in Saint Louis. Brian's here,

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Speaker 1: Noah's here. Brian, I'm already texting this morning talking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, smack, talking smack. It's good to talk smack first

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Speaker 2: thing in the morning. Really gets your day going, It.

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Speaker 1: Really gets you go in. I'm just like, it's so

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Speaker 1: fun to just send each other something and be like,

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Speaker 1: what is this?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just more of more of the same.

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Speaker 2: The industry is just making the same mistakes over and

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Speaker 2: over again and not realizing and they're not going to

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Speaker 2: catch up.

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Speaker 1: Brian has done the analytics on this, and he is

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Speaker 1: so right.

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Speaker 3: Is this about the sixtieth season of Days of Our

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Speaker 3: Lives coming?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, is that a thing?

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Speaker 4: That's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy for that that that's still going, because

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Speaker 1: I felt like soap operas would have died out by now.

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Speaker 1: Not that one nice to.

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Speaker 2: See something last long at all, Like this is the

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Speaker 2: age of one season and done. To have something last

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Speaker 2: sixty seasons is a nice thing. It's good to have

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Speaker 2: a commitment.

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Speaker 1: Without getting two in depth and alienating the people who

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Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about Hollywood and how it runs.

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Speaker 1: What is the overall gripe Brian that you think that

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Speaker 1: their mistake they're making over and over that we are

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Speaker 1: not making like we are now because I have your

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Speaker 1: brain incepted into mine, and Chris too, Chris also is

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Speaker 1: of your same thinking. It's adjusted the way I do things,

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Speaker 1: even though I was maybe airing on the other side

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Speaker 1: of things, and it's the wrong way to do it.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is controversial, and maybe I'll get in trouble

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Speaker 2: for saying this, and I don't think I will. And

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Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with the fact that Trump

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Speaker 2: just got elected.

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Speaker 4: I just want to be clear, but.

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Speaker 2: Truly, for about the last fifteen years, Hollywood and comedy

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Speaker 2: only and I can't speak to not comedy, but Hollywood

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Speaker 2: felt that making political statements with being the first blank

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Speaker 2: or breaking this ceiling or doing something with this type

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Speaker 2: wanted to watch. And for about six they're a six

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Speaker 2: year span where there was enough like liberal support for

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Speaker 2: that that people would watch it even if they didn't

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Speaker 2: really like it. They would just support it, and that

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Speaker 2: is ending. And what happened was when comedy became that

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Speaker 2: in the industry, there was this void of comedy mostly

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Speaker 2: for white men. I'm a white man, mostly for white men,

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Speaker 2: that the industry was not filling. And so that comedy

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Speaker 2: went to the Internet, and all of a sudden, there

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Speaker 2: was this explosion.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, all of a sudden, stand, all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden. It's everyone. People say it all the

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Speaker 1: same time. They say all the sudden, And I would

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Speaker 1: never correct you if you were a dumb person.

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Speaker 4: Because I just be like, what did I say all

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Speaker 1: You said all of a sudden?

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Speaker 4: I think I just like slurred. Let's play it back,

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Speaker 4: Let's play it back.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is why Jennifer Garner moment where she's like,

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Speaker 1: actually going in that's not a real word, and then

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Speaker 1: they look it up and he's like, yes, okay, go on, Brian. Sorry.

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Speaker 2: So then comedy went to the Internet and there and

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Speaker 2: podcast came and podcasts and there was because because Hollywood

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Speaker 2: did not serve it serving those people, these white men

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Speaker 2: and others. Apparently now that they're Trump's been elected, apparently

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Speaker 2: it's also Latito man and an Asian man or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But that's the problem is dicing up people into these

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Speaker 2: groups and give them like like, if you're a woman,

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Speaker 2: you just want to see a show about a powerful

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Speaker 4: And it's like, that's not true. You just want to

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Speaker 4: a good show.

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, Like, I think women don't want

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Speaker 1: to see that. Like I I'm speaking for myself, but

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Speaker 1: when I'm going through a hard time in my life

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Speaker 1: doing things like I don't want inspiration. I want kind

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Speaker 4: Or did you like Handmaid's Tale?

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Speaker 1: No? Actually, I was too disturbed by it. It was

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Speaker 1: like good Men were like, oh it's weird, I'm getting

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Speaker 1: your money. Well that's crazy. Paige I don't like this either,

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Speaker 1: Like it felt like kind of the vibe post Trump,

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Speaker 1: just like you should be even more mad, but it's like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: it's so weird that your money isn't in mine. Now, well,

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll look into this, and then they don't, and

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Speaker 1: then they find off. I was just kind of feeling like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of the vibe of like they're mad but

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Speaker 1: not mad enough, and now I'm completely numb to everything,

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Speaker 1: like I don't. My mom's like, guess who's the oh gos?

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Speaker 1: She picked up her phone last night, Who the fuck

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Speaker 1: is McMahon some wrestling person? And she and I go,

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Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. I literally you could tell me

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Speaker 1: Kid Rock is the Secretary of Defense. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I am done. I've given up, like I've turned I've

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Speaker 1: turned off my brain. I was saying on girls Chut

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Speaker 1: today that I felt like this country was a had

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Speaker 1: like term you know, has terminal cancer, and was like

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Speaker 1: stage three or four around the election, and now it's

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Speaker 1: it's definitely there's no word off chemo. We're not trying anymore,

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Speaker 1: and we're just waiting for it to die. And I

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna enjoy it while I have it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna like bitch about it anyway. I just I

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Speaker 1: just you know, I'm just gonna lean into it's great

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Speaker 1: for me. It's sixty five degrees November twentieth in Saint Christ, Missouri.

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Speaker 1: It's like, this is kind of awesome. I don't have

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn off my empathy for a couple months

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Speaker 1: because I can't really handle it, and I gotta focus

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Speaker 1: on work, and I don't really have time to give

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Speaker 1: I just don't have time for it. I I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. So just muting.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna wake up every day and be upset every

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Speaker 1: I just said, Mom, put down the phone, like doctor Oz.

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Speaker 1: I don't, of course, doctor Oz. Of course it's doctor.

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Speaker 1: It seems like an Onion article or an Onion headline.

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Speaker 1: It's not anymore. It's we're living in the onion and

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Speaker 1: I I am just enjoying the rock.

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Speaker 4: He is in charge of the geological survey.

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Speaker 1: Because he because his name has rock in it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I think that with comedy, it's like I

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Speaker 1: think you're absolutely right, Like Chris is always and you know,

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Speaker 1: to listen to you complain about so and so is

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Speaker 1: selling out this place and other that guy is selling

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Speaker 1: these kinds of bold statements or these kind of woke statements.

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Speaker 1: You're choosing to alienate people that would sell out those

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Speaker 1: So that was not easy to hear. And it was

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Speaker 1: patriarchy at play right now. It I heard it, But

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Speaker 1: I also was like, you know what, the people that

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Speaker 1: There is a disparity, but I'm not being like, what

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Speaker 1: That sounds good. And I'm not shitting on you by

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Speaker 2: And also, not every joke has to become a huge

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Speaker 2: can be just you're just joking around about this. And like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like even Ali was watching this a movie

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Speaker 2: that came out in twenty seventeen or something about Billy

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Speaker 2: Jean King, and did you know this story about how.

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Speaker 4: Billy Jean King Battle of the Sexes? Yeah, the Battle

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Speaker 4: of the Sexes? Do you know that story? I don't

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Speaker 2: But back in the seventies there was this like quote

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Speaker 2: unquote misogynistic man who said that there's no way that

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Speaker 4: watch it.

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Speaker 1: This is like my cursory knowledge of things that I

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Speaker 4: Okay, yes, anyway, I don't want to butcher this.

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Speaker 2: But it was this huge event in the seventies where

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Speaker 2: there was like a misogynistic man versus a feminist woman

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Speaker 2: and they're gonna have a tennis match. And there were

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Speaker 2: two matches, and I don't want to spoil it, but uh,

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Speaker 2: there were two matches and they had different outcomes. But

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Speaker 2: in the lead up to these events, the misogynistic man

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Speaker 2: the events, and like the wrestling match, and Billy Jean

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Speaker 2: these shit shows make it to air. But yeah, no,

437
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Speaker 2: I agree. It's like we don't need writers, don't really

438
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Speaker 2: need to write anything anymore.

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Speaker 1: There are dig up old scripts. Take them to have

440
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Speaker 1: cell phones in them, there are to put the I mean, okay,

441
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Speaker 1: we got to go to break. We'll come back after

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Speaker 1: this time. We won't talk about TV anymore because I

443
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 1: know some people are gonna be like, enough, right, we'll

444
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 1: be back up for this. Oh what do we have

445
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: to talk about it? Besides is cheerie? Anything going on

446
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 1: in your guys' lives? I got my mine's pretty boring

447
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 1: over here. It's just been like, wake up, go to Starbucks,

448
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: walk my dog, go to the park. Oh my dog

449
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 1: almost got hit by a car today. That was terrifying.

450
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do because I like letting

451
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,679
Speaker 1: her off leash. It's like there's a huge fields for

452
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,199
Speaker 1: her to run. She goes, she gets out of the

453
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Speaker 1: card and she goes like zipping, and then she gets

454
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Speaker 1: so much energy out chasing squirrels. And she just got

455
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Speaker 1: a little bit far away from me because I let

456
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Speaker 1: her go. And she never runs in the street, like

457
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Speaker 1: she just knows stay in grass. But then she got us.

458
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Speaker 1: She saw a squirrel and she had to chase that dragon,

459
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Speaker 1: and she just went across the street. And my you know,

460
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Speaker 1: I held my breath just being like Nikki, if you

461
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 1: lose her, this is your fault and you can live

462
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Speaker 1: with the consequences like this is you know. I like

463
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: was like ready to lose my dog and watch my

464
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Speaker 1: dog get run over, and she didn't, and I was

465
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Speaker 1: I screamed so loud my throat hurt afterwards because I

466
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Speaker 1: was just like OK. And then I felt so dumb,

467
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Speaker 1: like how can I let that happen? And I can

468
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Speaker 1: never let that happen again. But I don't really know

469
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Speaker 1: how to prevent it, because that is our favorite thing

470
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Speaker 1: to do, is go and I will just chase her more.

471
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Speaker 1: Every time she goes and runs, I will chase her

472
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Speaker 1: so I'll be close to her so that she never

473
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Speaker 1: gets by the road. That's my new catch up to her.

474
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Speaker 1: She's she's usually like I can let her go pretty

475
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Speaker 1: far and she always comes back to me and never

476
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Speaker 1: goes in the street. We've been doing this, I mean,

477
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Speaker 1: we've probably done this fifty sixty times, going to this

478
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Speaker 1: area of the park. And this is the first time

479
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Speaker 1: that a squirrel just got her to the edge. And

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Speaker 1: then that squirrel darted across the street, so then she followed,

481
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Speaker 1: and so I just have to stay. I have a

482
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Speaker 1: plan now that I'm just not gonna let her get

483
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Speaker 1: near roads. I just can't. And that because off leash,

484
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Speaker 1: yes exactly, I know, but dogs don't like to run

485
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Speaker 1: as much in yards as they do when it's like

486
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Speaker 1: an open field, you know what I mean, Like you

487
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Speaker 1: let a dog out in the backyard and it just

488
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Speaker 1: stands there because the same smells over and over. Yes,

489
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: it needs new smells. Yeah. I And on the least,

490
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: she just doesn't know how to behave on a leasion.

491
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to train her. It's just a fucking you know.

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Speaker 2: It's hire somebody, that's a You can just hire someone

493
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Speaker 2: to train her. Come every day for two months and

494
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Speaker 2: then you'll have a perfect dog.

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Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, or you give her to someone and they

496
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: keep her for like two weeks and they just do

497
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Speaker 3: a program with her and then they give her back

498
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Speaker 3: to your trained.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. I actually was thinking about what am

500
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Speaker 1: I going to do with her during Golden Globes and

501
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,959
Speaker 1: maybe I take her to somewhere to go train in

502
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Speaker 1: training camps Angeles. Yeah, there's probably tons of them out

503
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: there for oh yeah, rich people who are on stone.

504
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Speaker 2: Everybody should do that. You know, it's just so much.

505
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: You don't have to be responsible for teaching your dog

506
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 2: how to how to say kids to school?

507
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Speaker 1: Right?

508
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Speaker 4: Right? Exactly?

509
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Speaker 1: Why is it shameful to not train like I don't.

510
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Speaker 1: I don't want to try. I just I don't know

511
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Speaker 1: how to do it.

512
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Speaker 2: If you have the money, consistent, then just pay to

513
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: get your dog trained and then in two to three

514
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Speaker 2: weeks you will have a perfect dog.

515
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Speaker 1: Okay, this is interesting and I should have been doing

516
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: this all along. Okay, thank you. It's never too late.

517
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Speaker 4: It's never too late to train it dog. You can't

518
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 4: you can't tea You can teach an old dog new tricks.

519
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I think that's true. She's so cute

520
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her. But yeah, any any shows out

521
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Speaker 1: of your life?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is so fucking boring, but I did want

523
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 2: to talk to you about this because I I wondered

524
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Speaker 2: if you ever tried this?

525
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Speaker 4: Have you ever taken gin saning? Oh God, Jin Sing tea?

526
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: No? I think I probably had Gin sing infused Arizona tea.

527
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, yeah, no I never No. I mean

528
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Speaker 2: it really works, it really is.

529
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Speaker 1: What and how do you take it?

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Speaker 2: I drink it as a tea. I've been talking to

531
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Speaker 2: Chris about this. You're gonna see gin sing popping up

532
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: in your life now because.

533
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: Chris more things he'll buy and not use.

534
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So well, so Jin saying is like there's American gin saying,

536
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Speaker 2: it's Asian gin saying. It's very popular in China, Like

537
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 2: old men in China are sipping on gin sing tea constantly,

538
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Speaker 2: so much so that it's kind of like a joke,

539
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: Like look at that old man sipping on that tea.

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Speaker 4: That's what they said.

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Speaker 1: Where did you hear about it? I've been ready to

542
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: get into it right now.

543
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 4: Well, you know, just.

544
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Speaker 2: Trying to solve all my problems with herbal supplements. But

545
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 2: I gin Sang tea works a lot like caffeine, except

546
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: it's not jittery and it doesn't give you a crash.

547
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: And I don't know how people with caffeine will respond

548
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: to JINSNK because maybe it's not like powerful enough. But

549
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 2: it's like telling someone who like does Heroin to like

550
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: do jumping jacks. But it is like a replacement for caffeine.

551
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: And I was like, there's no fucking way this works.

552
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: This is a bunch of you know, you know, Chinese bullshit.

553
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: And then I drank a cup of Gin Sang tea

554
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: and I really felt like laser focused and energized for

555
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 2: several hours, as if I drank caffeine.

556
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Speaker 1: Did you just buy the Gin Sing tea at like

557
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Speaker 1: the store, like a normal store. Did you have to

558
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Speaker 1: go to like a Asian food market and get like

559
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Speaker 1: the real stuff?

560
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Speaker 2: I got it off Amazon on It's one of those

561
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 2: you know how there's like teas that are like, this

562
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: isn't tea, this is medicine.

563
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Speaker 4: You know those boxes. I got one of those.

564
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I work. Bestie just sent me she just

565
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: opened a Eastern medicine shop, and she sent me a

566
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: bunch of herbal supplements and things that I've been taking

567
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: that are supposed to like. She was like, I know

568
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: you have depression of anxiety. So here's a bunch of

569
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Speaker 1: I mean, I could go get hold on. Let me

570
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: go get the card that she sent me. I got

571
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Speaker 1: some supplements. Okay, here, Oh my god, they're so cute. Okay,

572
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: so she the Eastern Philosophy is the name of.

573
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Speaker 4: I think that is a bag of jin.

574
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Speaker 1: Saying you have the Eastern Philosophy dot com. No it's not.

575
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Speaker 1: It's these are like uh dates, yeah, at the Eastern Philosophy.

576
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Speaker 1: This is not an ad. By the way, this is

577
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Speaker 1: a bestie named Nina Cheng ch e Ng. She wrote

578
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Speaker 1: a book called Chinese Medicine for the Mind, a science

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Speaker 1: inspect god to improving mental health with traditional Chinese medicine.

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Speaker 1: Includes thirty five plus herbal formulas for depression, anxiety, ADHD

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Speaker 1: and more. She said, I hope you and Nikki, I

582
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Speaker 1: hope you enjoy reading my new book, Chinese Medicine for

583
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Speaker 1: the Mind and learning about traditional Chinese medicine's natural approach

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Speaker 1: to mental well being. I also included some other goodies

585
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Speaker 1: from the Eastern Philosophy. My Chinese Medicine Online apothcary. Okay,

586
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Speaker 1: so there's relax Plus, which is I don't know how

587
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: to pronounce one of the most research herbal medicines for

588
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: depression anxiety. Okay, relax Plus. I've been taking it every day.

589
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: Don't know what's going on yet, but I've been taking

590
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: it for I think five days. And you take these

591
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: little beads. It's amazing what they look like. They look

592
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: like little six slts. Do you know what six lots are?

593
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: They look like little they look like little beads. They're

594
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 1: like the size of a bead that you would put

595
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Speaker 1: on a friendship bracelet. And they're little black beads and

596
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Speaker 1: I don't know what's inside them, but I like it.

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Speaker 1: So that's page seventy five. Who I don't know? I

598
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: don't know. People have been like I don't know whenever

599
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Speaker 1: on antidepressants. I didn't know if they were working or not.

600
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Speaker 1: But this is supposed to take the place of like

601
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Speaker 1: a a zoloft.

602
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 4: Which antidepressants were you taking?

603
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: None? You've never taken like in my life, I took prozac,

604
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: I took trintle licks, I took.

605
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Speaker 4: Zoloft, I took you or do you hate them?

606
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: I never knew, and I just always was like I

607
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: think I felt like numb on them for a while.

608
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Speaker 1: I remember when I was friends with the famous person.

609
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Speaker 1: She was talking about how her mom was on Zoloft

610
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Speaker 1: and that they went hang gliding and that they had

611
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: like go pros on their heads, you know, to be

612
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: like to film them hang gliding, and her mom was

613
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Speaker 1: on like the same dose of the zoloft I was on,

614
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: and she was like, yeah, my mom, my mom. We

615
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: looked at the video later of us hang gliding and

616
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: like the whole time I'm hang gliding, I'm like whoa,

617
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: Holy shit, whoa. And then we're like landing and we're

618
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: going through this like grass, this like tall grass. We're

619
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Speaker 1: like it's like swapping us in the face. We're like

620
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Speaker 1: and we're like, oh my god. And my mom was

621
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Speaker 1: just like just no expression, just like looking around, and

622
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, oh, I think she just

623
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: said that, And I was like, man, I relate to

624
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: that feeling of like not being impressed by anything. And

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00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: so then I got off it. And then the exact.

626
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: Thing happened to me with Cymbalta. I felt numb. I

627
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: couldn't feel anything. And then my stepdad passed away and

628
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't feel sad, and that's when

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Speaker 2: I decided I'm going to stop taking Symbalta.

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Speaker 4: And it was really hard to get off of too.

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Speaker 4: You get brains apps.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been getting brain as late. Those

633
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: brains apps are off, dude. Okay, so I've been getting

634
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: those lately, and I think it's from I don't know, like, no,

635
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: it was over the last no, no, no, no, no, it was

636
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: actually they went away with the bills. I think I

637
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: was getting them from tiredness or maybe like my ADHD meds,

638
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: I don't take them enough, and I was taking them

639
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: last week and I don't know what it was, but

640
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: it was like, it's that it feels like a jolt

641
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: on your scalp, not much your brain, but like your scalp.

642
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: Is that what it feels like? Like a burn in

643
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Speaker 1: sections of your scalp.

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Speaker 4: Not for me.

645
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: For me, it felt like a elect your brain lightning

646
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: bolt in my brain.

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00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then that's not what I felt. Because I

648
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: kept looking up like what is this like random sharp

649
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: scalp pain, and it kept saying brains apps And I'm like,

650
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: but mine's on my scalp I would never think this

651
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: was in my brain. It just feels in the skin

652
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: of my scalp anyway. So this formula that she that

653
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Speaker 1: I got called relax Plus. It says it's the most

654
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Speaker 1: research and proven remedy for depression in the world. Its

655
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Speaker 1: name refers to the wonderful effects that the remedy has

656
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Speaker 1: in supporting circulation as well as softer emotions, digestive function,

657
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Speaker 1: and inner resources, while also stabilizing mood. A two thousand

658
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Speaker 1: and one randomized, double blind, placebo controlled study found that

659
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Speaker 1: for mild to moderate depression with anxiety, this formula was

660
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Speaker 1: as effective as zoloft, but its effect felt sooner and

661
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Speaker 1: was deemed safer and less expensive than its Western medicine counterpart.

662
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Speaker 1: So if you guys want to check this stuff out,

663
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Speaker 1: this is again not an ad I don't. I'm gonna

664
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Speaker 1: be buying the stuff for myself. And then she gave me. Okay,

665
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Speaker 1: So she gave me that it's called relax plus r

666
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Speaker 1: E L A x X plus and you can find

667
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Speaker 1: it at the Eastern Philosophy or the Eastern Philosophy dot com.

668
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: Soothe Well a popular herbal formula for instant calm. I

669
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: haven't tried that yet. Luong T l o o n

670
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: g T, a Tibetan medicine herbal T for mental instability.

671
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: My mom and I have been fucking chugging this shit

672
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: every night and we're loving it. L o o n

673
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: g T. It's just like a soothing T. I mean,

674
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: T always makes me feel soothing, so I can't speak

675
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Speaker 1: to it be like having remarkable effects all of a

676
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: sudden on my body. But I was feeling anxious yesterday.

677
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: I went to my parents' house. I made this tea

678
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,959
Speaker 1: that I had made the night before too, and I

679
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: felt calmer once I had that T in me.

680
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: But even if it's a placebo effect, that that's real, Yeah, yeah,

681
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: is real if it's convincing enough to you that your brain, oh.

682
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 1: Right, you're actually take the places.

683
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

684
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: And then pooping jujubes. Pooping jube jubes are essentially dates.

685
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: And this is a bag of these dates and it

686
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: says super you know, a super food. It's a pokemon

687
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: that I caught, a superfood herb used in TCM. I

688
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: don't know what that is for releading anxiety. Yeah, So

689
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: they these are sponsored by them. Eat two to three

690
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: a day straight out of the bag. So it's just

691
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: like it's like a dried date what they're called, but

692
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: they're a special kind of date. They're almost like they

693
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: have like a raspberry color to them. Anyway, this book

694
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna read. I'm actually really excited to read it.

695
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: I think this is like the future of what American

696
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: health system is going to be because my sister.

697
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 3: Well, Eastern medicine was around even longer than Western medicines.

698
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is what people are doing because

699
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: it's so terrifying to go with the doctor because you

700
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna get, you don't know the

701
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: bill that's going to proceed. You just like you can't

702
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: anticipate fucking anything anymore. And it's like if people are

703
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: terrified to go to the doctor because of all the

704
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: expenses that they're just even my sister the other day

705
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: has a pinch nerve and I and she goes, I'm

706
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to the chiroprocture today. I'm like, okay, sweet,

707
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: I'll meet you there. Because I'm kind of obsessed with

708
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: watching YouTube videos of like muscle manipulation stuff, so I

709
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to see it live. I was like,

710
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm here for YouTube Live and I walked in and

711
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: I got to see her get an exam and it

712
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: was like so ASMR. I like loved it so much,

713
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: but she's in so much pain, the poor thing. But

714
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: she just told me, I'm just doing this because I

715
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: am just trying to like work around the medical system.

716
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm just trying to do anything that

717
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: doesn't get me near a hospital with all the costs.

718
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: Like at least this is like upfront about costs, like

719
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: you know exactly what you're getting, and shout out to

720
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: Cairo One on Lindall near the Schnooks. They were so

721
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: it was it was like in a strip mall, and

722
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this going to be? But

723
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: the guy who was her physician was so thorough, so kind,

724
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: so empathetic, so like was didn't recognize me or anything

725
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: like was not was almost putting on a show of

726
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: like teaching us about out alignment and all these enligaments

727
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: and different showing us different diagrams. But like it was

728
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: just the kind of attention to detail that like made

729
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: me feel so good about the world and like, oh

730
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: my god, there's still some people in the medical profession

731
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: that are still passionate about what they do and and

732
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: really want to help people because you just read so

733
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: many stories about doctors being dismissive of women's pain and

734
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: men's pain too. It's you guys as well, but just

735
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: like not getting it. I mean, the horror story of

736
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 1: your medical bullshit that you've had to deal with, Brian,

737
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: that was only made your too tooth pain only came

738
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: out of you of malpractice, of someone misaligning your filling

739
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: and setting your whole jaw off kilter, and then you

740
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 1: not saying anything because you didn't really feel comfortable saying something,

741
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: and you did, but they kind of dismissed it. It's

742
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: like it's it's a nightmare. So it was just like,

743
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: actually this place really made me feel so good. I

744
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: was like, I texted my mom immediately, I'm like, I

745
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: want to get you in with this guy. He's legit. Anyway,

746
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: what did you say, No, sir, Well, I was saying,

747
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: what happened.

748
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: What you were describing that Brian went through has just

749
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: happened to my friend who has TMJ and he got

750
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: a couple of teeth put in or something and they

751
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 3: misaligned it and it just like really aggravated his TMJ

752
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 3: now every time he eats his jaw cracks.

753
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: No, that's horrible. Oh god, that's so upsetting. I'm so

754
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: sorry to your friend.

755
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: Dentistry is maybe like a false profession. I don't believe

756
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: in dentistry anymore. I don't think that they actually help.

757
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: I think getting cleanings helps. I think getting cavity fillings

758
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: helps to a degree. But like everything else that they do,

759
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 2: it feels like it's a bunch of quackery, like they

760
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 2: don't even know what the fuck they're doing.

761
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: My friend went to a dentist here in Saint Louis

762
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: and was told that she needed nine teeth filled and

763
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: like a couple of root canals, like something crazy, like crazy, right,

764
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 1: and so she was like she was gonna do it

765
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: because she's like but she was like, this is weird

766
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: for me. I've never really had anything like that, Like

767
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: I had cavities here and there. She went to a

768
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: second opinion, No cavities, Yeah.

769
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: Because they're grifters. I'm out on Vegas, but just be be.

770
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: Be cautious out there. And it sucks to get a

771
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: second opinion because that's costs money.

772
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 2: Right and time. Yeah, I'm out on Vegas. I'm out

773
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 2: on dentists. I'm done those my two things. Twenty twenty

774
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: four ins and outs. We're getting to the end of

775
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: the year. We can we can start doing ins and outs.

776
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should think of some outs because yeah, I'm I'm.

777
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: You got an inn.

778
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 3: Well, empathy, You're out of empathy. I'm I'm out on

779
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 3: empathy till the end of the year.

780
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: Empathy will come back January sixth, which I know is

781
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: a weird date for it, but post Golden Globes, I

782
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: am shutting it off. Can't care, can't Uh no empathy, Actually.

783
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 4: Have no empathy between January.

784
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: Really sick January six Uh yes, yes, that's those are

785
00:36:53,880 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: the dates I'm out on. I'm I'm out on loud noises.

786
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm tired of everything being loud. I'm out on I

787
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: can't even think of anything else I'm out on. I'm

788
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: really in on sleep. I think I'm back on meditation

789
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: and yeah, Kirsten told the Girl's Chet that she's been

790
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: meditating just five minutes a night before she went to bed,

791
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: and she said that she was before. She was like,

792
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: I've never even heard her say anything like this, but

793
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know I've just been feeling so

794
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,959
Speaker 1: awkward lately, Like I just feel awkward. And I didn't

795
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: really know what she meant by that, but she's just like,

796
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just can't think of what to

797
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: say when I'm meant to talk, and then when I

798
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: do talk, I feel like I'm saying the wrong thing.

799
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: And She's never been someone that ever has struck me

800
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: as someone that's awkward, and so I couldn't really picture it,

801
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: but I understand that. I think we can all relate

802
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: to that feeling. And then she said she started she

803
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: got away from meditating because she had a baby and

804
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: life kind of got it in the way, and then

805
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: she got back into it just five minutes a night,

806
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: and she said her awkwardness has gone away. Wow.

807
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: Wow, it's a cure.

808
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I believe it. What a CREA's is mindfulness.

809
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: You know, it creates like you will think about your

810
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: thoughts before you say them. You can get your ducks

811
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: in a row before you just open your mouth. It

812
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 1: creates a way for you to sort through your thoughts

813
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: and not just have a junk drawer in your head

814
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: that you're just grabbing blindly thoughts and saying it's spilling

815
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: them out, so I think it's good. I tried to

816
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: meditate today, but I fell asleep, So I tried.

817
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 3: Do you remember when when we were on the radio show,

818
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: you would meditate every morning before radio and everything you

819
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 3: were doing like twenty minutes.

820
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you go home you do more every

821
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: single morning, because that's what TM is. It's twenty minutes

822
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: in the morning, twenty minutes in the afternoon. And yeah,

823
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: it was. It was really a good practice. And my

824
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: dogs would sit they like knew it was time to

825
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: meditate after their walk, and I'd come back and it just, yeah,

826
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: it's great. I really want to get back into it.

827
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did say.

828
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 4: It'll fall asleep.

829
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: It's fine.

830
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 2: Is that where you like go to different parts of

831
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: your body and no, like, okay.

832
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: It's the one that you pay for that you can't

833
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: talk about it all because they make money off of

834
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: it and it's like a sacred practice that they passed

835
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: down through Venmo exchange and you get a mantra. But

836
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: pretty much, if you want to meditate, this is if

837
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: anyone's like it seems like to what do I do?

838
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: Literally close your eyes, set a timer on your phone

839
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: for five minutes, close your eyes and just pay attention

840
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,479
Speaker 1: to your breath. Literally, you could just say in out

841
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: in your head, just repeat in out with your breath.

842
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 4: Gave me a who gave me my mantra? I forgot what.

843
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: It was then, Yeah, I could get busted for that.

844
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 4: Some dentist gave it to We're.

845
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: Done with dentists. Yeah, you just say something over.

846
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 4: Dentists should be a slur. Dentist should be like.

847
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: That episode, Yeah, he was like, he was like, dentists

848
00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: are what do they say? They're they're sadis with better magazines. Yeah,

849
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: Jerry doesn't like DENTI dentist. And then Kramer accuses him,

850
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: you're an anti dentine and he goes, I am not

851
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: an anti dentide. He goes, you're a rabbit. And I

852
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: did not know what an anti semite was when that

853
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: episode aired, so I didn't even know like what it

854
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: was based off of. And then at the very end

855
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: of it, he's like, so he's like, he's in a

856
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: he's watching someone get married, I think, and he's sitting

857
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: next to Will Grace from Will and Grace and she's

858
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: like a girl. He's trying to hit on and he's

859
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: like he's like, I hate Dennis and she's like I

860
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: hate Dennis too, and they're kind of like relating about it,

861
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 1: and she's like, ugh, they're the worst. And he's like finally,

862
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: like yes, this girl that I'm hitting on like gets

863
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 1: that I don't like Dennis. No one else does. And

864
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: we have this connection and she goes not to mention

865
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: the Jews and then it just freezes and goes to

866
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: get to the I like, I'm Seinfeld is like this,

867
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm back on Seinfeld. In random episodes of Seinfeld, bring

868
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: them back into your life. They are so soothing, they

869
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: are so nostalgic. I was just texting Andrew about it

870
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: because I posted one of my story so many people

871
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: wrote to me on Instagram being like, oh my god,

872
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: this is one of the best scenes ever. You know,

873
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: it's when George finds the golf ball in the whales

874
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: blowhole and he's like you know the scene was angry

875
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: that day my friends. Yeah, like an old Jewish man

876
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: time trying to return soup in a deli. Maybe I

877
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: added Jewish to that bud he's in a Delhi, so

878
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: but and and soup, yeah, and returning soup no events,

879
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, that seems anyway. It was just it's just

880
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: the best show. When we watched it last night, my dad,

881
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: I just I go, Dad, you want to watch a Seinfeld.

882
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: It was like eleven at night and we were kind

883
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: of like maybe it was like ten thirty. I was like,

884
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: just put on a and we were like, hell, yeah,

885
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: we put on a Seinfeld and I picked the marine

886
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: Biologist episode that's the most one of the most famous episodes.

887
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, we've seen this one a bunch,

888
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: and I go, but that's why it's so good, Like

889
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: let's just put it on and go, and it was.

890
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: It's just, man, it's just so funny and so it

891
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: just reminds me of a simpler time. I think it's nostalgic.

892
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: But I even think if you don't like no or

893
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: you didn't grow up with Seinfeld, it's something. It's really

894
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: like a soothing show. And everyone. I really I hate

895
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: people that older people that talk down to me. But

896
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: if you're a younger person that's never seen Seinfeld, I

897
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: e Emily, I think Emily's probably seen Seinfeld. It's one

898
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: that you should go back and watch. It's just, yeah,

899
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: it's a classic.

900
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 2: That's why it made me so pissed when I forgot

901
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: what the controversy was. What Seinfeld said that made everybody

902
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 2: mad of something about Israel or something like that, and

903
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: everyone was on threads. It wasn't even Twitter, it was

904
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 2: threads saying how Seinfeld.

905
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 4: Was never funny.

906
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 2: I never understood why said it was the only time

907
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 2: I actually posted a thread where I just said, everybody

908
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: needs to put their pitchforks away. Seinfeld is one of

909
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 2: the best shows of all time, and it's just it's

910
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: just people allowing their political beliefs to infiltrate their enjoyment

911
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: of a comedy show. Because seinn Feld said in an

912
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 2: interview something about I don't even remember what they all

913
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: entirely discounted one of the best comedy or they part no.

914
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: But you can't help if something turns you off about

915
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: something that you love, Like there are things that I

916
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: used to love and then I hear that person be

917
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: shitty or I hear that person say something, and I'm

918
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: just like, I now like hate what they do, and

919
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: I literally do hate it. It's not even like I'm

920
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: choosing to hate it to take a stand like I

921
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: don't like it anymore. But it's rare that that happens.

922
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: I think I can mostly separate the art from the artist.

923
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: But right like, if I found out that, like Matt

924
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 2: Gates wrote The Office, I don't know if I'd be

925
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: able to watch it the same way.

926
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. He certainly did, you know.

927
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: I was particularly mad at other comedians who were also

928
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: shitting on Seinfeld the show, as if that didn't influence

929
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: their entire comedic sensibilities during this controversy. That was to

930
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: me irredeemable.

931
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: It's caa, it's very ca Yeah. I will say that

932
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: I recommended on the podcast that movie what's it called

933
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: My Old Ass?

934
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 3: You know?

935
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

936
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Emily watched it. I got a message from

937
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: her last night. First of all, she looks exactly like

938
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: the girl in the movie. So she was said she

939
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: felt like she was watching herself, like live this this

940
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: thing that you're already is going to make you very,

941
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: very emotional what happens in it. But she was like,

942
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: so she's like filmed a video of herself. After she watched,

943
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: she was like, Nikki, what the fuck I just got done?

944
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm like got done, sobbing. It was like I don't know.

945
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: It's like I was watching myself like go through this

946
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: because you said I looked like her, and then I

947
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: kind of started seeing it and then it was like

948
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: me and it was so cute. But like I can't

949
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: even imagine what that would be like because this movie

950
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: was already so impactful, but to like think that it

951
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: was you, like, the person looks like you would like

952
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: blow your mind. And it really it's very satisfying when

953
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: something pays off as much as I know it's going

954
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: to with someone like she just was and she was like,

955
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: it's just like gonna change the way I live my

956
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: life forever, and like I think it will. And even

957
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: Sara Lena said that to me too. She was like,

958
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, my old ass has like changed the

959
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: way I look at the world and like how I'm

960
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: going to live. And it really it rattles you and

961
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: it's so good. But it's not just disturbing. It's just

962
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: like whoa, Like life is precious and yeah, I'm gonna

963
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: go see Honora tonight. I think I need to see that.

964
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: I want to say, I gotta watch all the best

965
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: picture stuff. I don't I really don't want to watch Dune.

966
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 4: You don't have to watch Dune.

967
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break, we'll talk about we'll get back.

968
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: Do I have to watch I don't have to watch Dune.

969
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 2: No, you got you don't have to watch Dune. You

970
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: understand what Dune is.

971
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: If I'm making a joke about it, it's gonna be

972
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: about the little things in their nose. That's all I care.

973
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: But that's all the thing I know. That's all that's

974
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: it's that's very interesting to me.

975
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 4: It's in the desert. You know that. It's got.

976
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: Yep. I know about that.

977
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 2: So you don't need to know that guy is in it.

978
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: And Timothy Schalame is in it. That's all you need

979
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: to know.

980
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: I'll see Deadpool because that's like a fun romp. I've

981
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: never seen any yeah before, but I hear they reference

982
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman's divorce in this new Deadpool Wolverine. Yes, where

983
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: they're like, well, that's why you're back, because you're going

984
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: through a divorce and to play for it. It's like

985
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: what they do they do.

986
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 2: They reference everything. It's it's a it's a movie entirely. Uh,

987
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 2: the foundation of the movie is meta jokes. It's like

988
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 2: there's nothing to the movie.

989
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm in that. I'm into that. I mean, wait, isn't

990
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: when one movie like Brad Pitt's in it but he

991
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 1: plays an invisible guy or something.

992
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a funny last that's the last Deadpool.

993
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: I think deadol because you see the.

994
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: Very last second South Park when they got George Clooney

995
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: to play a character and he's just a dog going

996
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: but he never talks. It's so funny.

997
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: Clooney and Brad Pitt do comedy. Yeah, Brad Pitt was

998
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: the weatherman on what was that?

999
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 4: Was that? John Oliver? Oh?

1000
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: Really?

1001
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 4: What was that Jeffreys show?

1002
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Someone said the other day in an interview,

1003
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: They're like, because I was talking about the Golden Globes

1004
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: and like I'm gonna be like performing in front of

1005
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: like Brad Pitt and George Clooney and they're like, and

1006
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have And I was talking about how I

1007
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: have to contextualize myself, like these people have never heard

1008
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: of me. And the woman was like, well, Brad Pitt's

1009
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: pretty tuned into comedy. I'm sure he's like aware of you.

1010
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: And I literally got turned on.

1011
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 5: She said, And I've just been talking about how like

1012
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 5: my body is not like producing any kind of moisture anymore,

1013
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 5: and like, I just my insides feel dead and hormonially,

1014
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 5: I'm just like not ever turned on.

1015
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: And it was instant being turned on that Brackett might

1016
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: have heard of me before because I made the joke

1017
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: like I'm wet now, and then I literally was like,

1018
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you. That really did it for me.

1019
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: That he may have like he has, he's he's a

1020
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: he might.

1021
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: He's aware, he has a general awareness.

1022
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: I mean, that is kind of cool when someone's aware

1023
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: of you. Of course, say your name out of thin air,

1024
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: someone like Brad Pitt, who you would like. I remember

1025
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: the first time I ever heard his name was in

1026
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: the cafeteria in third grade, literally third grade. This old

1027
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: black woman that was like our you know, cafeteria like

1028
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: kind of She would just walk around and tell us

1029
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: to eat our luncha bowls and stuff. I remember one

1030
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: time she was like, you eat that cheese because I

1031
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: hated cheese as a kid, I hated it. And there

1032
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: was a big stack of it and she's like, I

1033
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: don't ways see you, and she made me eat the cheese.

1034
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Missus Gordon shout out, you're definitely dead by now, but

1035
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: she was. I remember we all thought it was so

1036
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: funny because she was like, oh, that Brad Pitt is

1037
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: so cute. We were like, she's got a crush on

1038
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: this young boy. But yeah, that was that. That would

1039
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: be cool.

1040
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt was the was played this bit as a

1041
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: weatherman on The Jim Jeffrey Show multiple times, and George

1042
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: Clooney would pop up on John Oliver Last Week Tonight

1043
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: every once in a while as a recurring bit there.

1044
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 2: He had a button where John Oliver could press a

1045
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 2: button and just summon George Clooney wherever he was and

1046
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 2: talked to him for a few minutes. And he would

1047
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 2: and George Clooney would act annoyed by it and be like,

1048
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 2: why do you keep abusing the button?

1049
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 4: That was the bit.

1050
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, that's good bit. And then Matt Damon's

1051
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: constantly like, that's doing stuff for Kimmel and yeah, it's

1052
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: it's cool when these A listers have a sense of humor.

1053
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 4: The last of the A listers.

1054
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have something that I say it is.

1055
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 4: What I have a thing that I wanted to bring up.

1056
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 2: I was at the gym yesterday and I had to

1057
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 2: give someone at twelve.

1058
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 4: No, I don't do TV twelve anymore. I have it's out.

1059
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 4: TV twelve's out.

1060
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that.

1061
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, weightliftings in. I returned back to lifting weights because honestly,

1062
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 2: there's just no replacement for it.

1063
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 4: You have to lift weights.

1064
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: Final thought. You gotta you gotta lift weights.

1065
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so much better than doing resistance bans.

1066
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: I know it's better. I I hate that it's better.

1067
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: I got to do it too. I've been doing it. Yes,

1068
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: go on, So you're lifting weights.

1069
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 2: So I was at the gym and okay, so you know,

1070
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: when you're at the gym and it's busy and people

1071
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: want to use the machines, and you have to wait

1072
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: for the machines, and there is what do you What

1073
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: do you do if you want to use a machine

1074
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: that someone else is using?

1075
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: You linger?

1076
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: You can linger, you can observe. You kind of have

1077
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: to figure out like what's going on.

1078
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: You do your own thing nearby, but you kind of

1079
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: like make it known that you're kind of there, Like

1080
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: you just get in their periphery so they're aware and

1081
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: maybe they speed it up a little bit and don't

1082
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: like you know, search kayak for flights for their christmasification

1083
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: or whatever while they're sitting on the bench.

1084
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 2: Yes, well, you can go up to the person and

1085
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 2: say how many more sets do you have left? This

1086
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 2: happens all the time. How many more sets do you

1087
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 2: have left? Or what I love doing at the gym,

1088
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 2: which is this is very common. It's not like I

1089
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: invented this ray and this is very common. Someone goes

1090
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: up to you, they say how many more sets do

1091
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: you have left? And you go, oh, I actually have

1092
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: three more sets, but do you want to work in

1093
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 2: with me?

1094
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: Right?

1095
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 4: Which is very common.

1096
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 2: And then while you're resting, the other person comes in

1097
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 2: and does their set, and you have this kind of

1098
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: like camaraderie where you're like always I like nodding at

1099
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 2: each other when you're done with your set, because's like

1100
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: now it's your turn. And then when you're finished doing

1101
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 2: your sets, you can walk away and go it's all yours.

1102
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 2: And that's just a great bro moment. So I'm doing

1103
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: this exercise at the gym and this bro it taps me.

1104
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: I tap is the wrong word because he touched me

1105
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 2: too hard where tap right on my shoulder. He like

1106
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 2: gently shoved me and pushed me on the shoulder I

1107
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 2: was with my back was him. I didn't even know

1108
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 2: anyone was behind me, and he did this like shove thing,

1109
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 2: and I was like whoa.

1110
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: And I.

1111
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 4: Had headphones on. He had headphones on.

1112
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 2: I turned and I was like uh, And I just

1113
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: assumed that he was going to ask me, like how

1114
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: many sets I have left? And I said I have

1115
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 2: two more sets left. And then he said, well, I've

1116
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 2: been sitting here and you've been doing nothing for several

1117
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: minutes and I need to use the machine. And I

1118
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 2: was like, first of all, it wasn't several minutes at most,

1119
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: it was one and a half minutes. And so I

1120
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 2: was like, this guy's being a piece of shit.

1121
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: So I had to give him say I'm sorry you

1122
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: haven't gotten your dick sucked in a while. Well that's

1123
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: always what it is.

1124
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 2: The weird thing about this guy is like fifteen minutes

1125
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: prior to that, I accidentally made eye contact with him

1126
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: while he was on a totally like he was across

1127
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 2: the and he his eyes were crazy, like he had

1128
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 2: like crazy eyes, this guy was, And so I looked down.

1129
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 2: So then he gave so he already like had had

1130
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: me pegged and he gave me. He gave me the

1131
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 2: little shove and he said, I've been sitting here and

1132
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 2: and you've been doing nothing for several minutes, and I

1133
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 2: and I need and I was like, oh, do you

1134
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 2: want to work with me? I said, do you want

1135
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 2: to work with me? Which is like an olive branch,

1136
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 2: and he ignored that. I said that, and I said

1137
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 2: do you need this? And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna

1138
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 2: need to use that. And then I was like okay,

1139
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: and he's like, you've been waiting for several minutes, and

1140
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 2: I said, I took out my headphones and I said yeah,

1141
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: it's called resting between sets, which is very normal. And

1142
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 2: I said it yes, and I said it loud enough,

1143
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 2: said everyone around me, and he did.

1144
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 4: He was he was kowtout. I don't have to give

1145
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 4: it a better word.

1146
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: You won.

1147
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: He was kowtout and he stepped away, and then I

1148
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: twisted the knife.

1149
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 4: I twisted then, oh, what did you say? I did

1150
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 4: my set. I finished, and when I.

1151
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: Was done, it's all yours.

1152
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 2: But I didn't say it with any attitude at all.

1153
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 2: I gave him a smile and I said, it's all yours, buddy,

1154
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 2: And I walked away.

1155
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 4: Oh water off the shoulder.

1156
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you killed him with kindness.

1157
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 4: Killed him with kindness.

1158
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 1: At the end, he can't have any He just he's

1159
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: got to be embarrassed about how he behaved.

1160
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 2: He was a little bit too aggressive. And then he

1161
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 2: followed me in the parking lot and took out a

1162
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 2: barbed wire bat and he bashed my skullt because that's

1163
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 2: the downside of doing that.

1164
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: He's a dentist. He's no there was. I had a

1165
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: moment in a plank class last night yesterday, and she

1166
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: was saying, like, this is one of my pet peeves

1167
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: of these classes. But by the way, like shout out

1168
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: to all the teachers at the place I go to

1169
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: if you listen to the podcast, I'm obsessed with all

1170
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: of you. I rarely have any complaints, Like it's my

1171
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: favorite thing in the world to go to these classes.

1172
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 1: But there's one thing that I think it doesn't If

1173
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: I was a teacher, it would happen to me too.

1174
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: Where you say and for fifteen more seconds, we're gonna

1175
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: do this, and then next we're gonna transition to this

1176
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: blah blah, and this one. I just felt like I

1177
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: was the I felt like she was a little bit

1178
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: off with the counting, and so I started like I

1179
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: didn't rely on her anymore because it would be like fifteen,

1180
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: and then I felt like, man, it's been twenty. And

1181
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: then she'd go and ten nine. I'm like, well, we're

1182
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: doing thirty when she's saying fifteen, Like this is way off.

1183
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: So I so I was like, I'm gonna start counting

1184
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: now to see if it's actually fifteen, because I've been

1185
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: doing oough of these classes that I'm like, we don't

1186
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: need thirty more, we need fifteen more. Like this is

1187
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: too much. My legs are like shaking and they hurt.

1188
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: And so I was on the machine and she was like,

1189
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: in fifteen seconds, we're gonna transition. We're gonna put the

1190
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: legs in the knee blocks and we're gonna do this

1191
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: and then take the armbands and blah blah blah. She's

1192
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: describing the next exercise and then she goes and intent

1193
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: and I just go, Jesus cry, like I put it

1194
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: because I was already like so like holding a plank.

1195
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh Jesus Christ, like made of

1196
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: really loud noise. I was so embarrassed and uh and

1197
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: it was. It was not right because the thing is

1198
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: these classes like you can just do whatever you want.

1199
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: They're so supportive. I love the girls. They're like so motivating.

1200
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: They say this is the next fifteen minutes are yours

1201
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: and yours only. You take what you want and leave

1202
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: the rest. And I always like love that message and

1203
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: like we thank our bodies afterwards, like they're the best classes.

1204
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: But that is a thing that sometimes gets on my nerves.

1205
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: Is Oh, also, I don't want to hear break the

1206
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: bungee cord. I want you to pull that bungee so

1207
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: hard it breaks it. They are not able to be broken,

1208
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: no one ever will. You're giving me something that I

1209
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: is unattainable, just like, let's just I don't want. Or

1210
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: they'll say, like push your heels so hard that it

1211
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 1: breaks the pavement, And I understand it's like a queue

1212
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: to make you do a certain thing. But I don't

1213
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: like being told to do things I can't do by

1214
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: that are impossible to do because then.

1215
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of and break. But it has

1216
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 2: nothing to do with how hard you push. It has

1217
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 2: to do with like general wear and tear. So it's like, okay,

1218
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: actually it will break and it's like, whoa, you must

1219
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 2: have pushed really hard. It's like, actually it's just been it's.

1220
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: Like old yeah, And I don't like. I don't like

1221
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: when the songs don't transition to each other, so like

1222
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: it'll be like the loudest song that it'll be dead quiet.

1223
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: We're all like and it's like here comes the wall

1224
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: to the two to the three, and like shabboozie starts

1225
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 1: up again. But it's like this weird period in between

1226
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: where we're all like and like, it's just so uncomfortable.

1227
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: I do love what I would have thought I hated it,

1228
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: and they go like Nikki great form, like when they

1229
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: say your name and like shout you out. I would

1230
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: have thought I hated that, But I love it. I

1231
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 1: love being rewarded and told that I'm doing a good job.

1232
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: Three what we were talking about yesterday. Also, Emily wrote

1233
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: to me last night and was like, wait, what's a three?

1234
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, take the enneagram, bitch, And so

1235
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: I sent her the thing and she is a two.

1236
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: And then I sent her all of the two stuff

1237
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh my god, it's spot fucking on. Yeah.

1238
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: It was just it's so interesting. Yeah, she's a helper.

1239
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 4: She's a helper.

1240
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: So a lot of people like this and like how

1241
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 2: the instructor counts down is very important, and I feel

1242
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 2: it's not seconds. No, I feel betrayed, and I turn

1243
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: off the instructor. If the instructor says we're gonna do

1244
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 2: ten and then counts down from ten and then does

1245
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 2: that bullshit where they go ten nine, eight seven six

1246
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 2: five five five five and they make you do.

1247
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: What that would I would quite so quickly if that

1248
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: ship was going on.

1249
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 2: Some people like that because then oh I did four

1250
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 2: extra because they did set five again.

1251
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 4: Again.

1252
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,959
Speaker 1: Here's one more that really bothers me, where they say

1253
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: I need you to say pulse it like if you're

1254
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: if you're like putting your leg up in there and

1255
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: you're pulsing like up one inch down, one inch up,

1256
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: one inch down, one inch. Sometimes they go up one

1257
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: inch up, one inch up one inch and I go, well,

1258
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: I can't keep going up and inch but they're tolling.

1259
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: They don't tell you to go down. I need I

1260
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: need pulsing. Yes, And then I also I don't like, uh,

1261
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: what was the last thing. I don't like that happened.

1262
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes I did the bungeee one. I did the the pulsing,

1263
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: the call out, the countdowns, the oh what is it?

1264
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

1265
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: I forget now wiping down your machine is degrading, And

1266
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: but now I'm kind of liking to do it because

1267
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: I do it so fast and I get out of there.

1268
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,479
Speaker 1: I just love I just I love my whole team.

1269
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: I love the place I go to. They know me

1270
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: by name. I go in there every day. It's so fun,

1271
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: it's so rewarding. I really love classes. I always thought

1272
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: I would hate classes. I'm really sad that I went

1273
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: my entire adult life never doing classes because I thought

1274
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: I was too competitive, that would ruin it for me,

1275
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: that it would make me feel fat and slow and

1276
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: out of shape. But it's like, actually, like no one

1277
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: is watching you in a class because they're so hard.

1278
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: No one's paying attention to you. Literally, no one. Oh

1279
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: here's the thing I wanted to say. I don't like

1280
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: when they pit you against each other, when they go, like,

1281
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: go slower than the person in front of you, and

1282
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: if there's no one in front of you, you're setting

1283
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: the tone for the whole room.

1284
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 4: Me.

1285
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: No, Like, I don't want this to turn into a competition.

1286
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't want people to be looking at me trying

1287
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: to go slower than me, Like I don't like that.

1288
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: I don't like being but I get why they say it.

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Speaker 1: It actually does help you to go slower because it

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Speaker 1: But I don't like competit.

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Speaker 2: Places like soul Cycle, they'll have a leaderboard and you compete,

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Speaker 2: you get like top ten on leader board.

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Speaker 4: As you're cycling, who's gone, Oh my god God.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you just go to a class and you're on

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Speaker 1: your period and you're tired, and you shouldn't even be there,

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Speaker 1: and you just want to phone it fucking in. And

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Speaker 1: sometimes I just want to tell them, girl, I just

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Speaker 1: want to put like a like there should be a

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Speaker 1: little flag you can put on your machine and go like,

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Speaker 1: don't even try to correct me. You're lucky I'm here.

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Speaker 1: There's this is gonna be as sloppy as fuck, because

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Speaker 1: sometimes you just don't want to get you don't want

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Speaker 1: to bring that energy of like this is the one

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Speaker 1: time you get to do this all day. You thank

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Speaker 1: your body. We're gonna fucking work so hard because sometimes

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Speaker 1: you don't have that. You sign up to these classes

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Speaker 1: two weeks in advance because they fill up and you

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Speaker 1: think you're gonna be that motivated on eight am on

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Speaker 1: a Monday, but you're not, and you're just like you

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Speaker 1: soap as a little slippery slug and you just want

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Speaker 1: to kind of like, you know, just bullshit your way

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Speaker 1: through it. But these classes are great. These girls are

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Speaker 1: never rude. They always make me feel good afterwards. I

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Speaker 1: love it, and I really recommend classes for anyone out

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Speaker 1: there who's like scared of classes that you'll be judged

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Speaker 1: or people will be like, wow, she has bad form,

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Speaker 1: or like, no no ones looking at you.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to what you got to his place,

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Speaker 3: because you know, when you had just started. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this is a complete like one eighty so I because

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 1: Going to private lessons and paying you know, almost two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars for an hour just so I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: to be in a class, because I wanted it just

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Speaker 1: to be one on one and I got a lot

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Speaker 1: out of that, there's no question about it. But classes

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Speaker 1: are so much cheaper and they're just like and you

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Speaker 1: don't leave and you won't give up, and you can't

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Speaker 1: slap anopolist because you are like beholden to the class

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Speaker 1: vibe you were.

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Speaker 2: But you you had to go through that. That was a

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Speaker 2: necessary step for you to get to the class was

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Speaker 2: the individual training, because you would not do it if

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Speaker 2: you were bad at it, so you needed the training first.

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Speaker 2: Then you can go in front of a whole group

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Speaker 2: of people and do it well.

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Speaker 1: But it's never done. That's the worst part is that

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Speaker 1: as soon as you're done with the class, it's count

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Speaker 1: down till the next one. You got to keep going

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Speaker 1: again and again and again. It's never over until it's

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Speaker 1: over all right, guess is over. Thank you for listening

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Speaker 1: to the show this week. We will be here next

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Speaker 1: week on the road this weekend in Birmingham, Alabama. I

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Speaker 1: think on Saturday, Memphis, Tennessee, on Friday, Memphis. I think

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Speaker 1: there's still tickets available for Memphis. I think Birmingham probably

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Speaker 1: a couple as well. These aren't markets I go to

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Speaker 1: a lot, So if I'm in your area, please come

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Speaker 1: see me. And then next weekend Hot Springs, Arkansas. I

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Speaker 1: have been on a tour of the fucking South, dude.

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Speaker 1: It was Oklahoma, Man then Texas, then Iowa, then South Carolina,

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Speaker 1: then North Carolina, then before that before Oklahoma, Florida, now Birmingham, Memphis,

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Speaker 1: and and next week Arkansas Crazy Yeah. And then we're

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Speaker 1: rounding out the end of the tour this year in

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire and Vermont. So I think tickets are maybe

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Speaker 1: still available to do yeah exactly. So I'll see you

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Speaker 1: on the road. We'll see on the podcast next week.

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Speaker 1: Thy thanks for listening. Uh don't bi cooved. Bye. The

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