1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new cosmetic procedure 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 1: called guawk a mole e. Wait a minute, That dyes 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: skin growths on your face a bright avocado green. So 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: now you could tell your hot date. Oh that's not 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaker 1: a pimple, it's my lunch from an hour ago. 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 2: Yeahs better, they'll never know. 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: Gualk your Molly's. Today with Laser Stories, the segment where 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like 9 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and there's 10 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: other green beans. Just don't This first laser story is 11 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: out of the United Kingdom, and the other night police 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: stopped a vehicle when they noticed that it had a 13 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 1: defective break light, and they also said it caught their 14 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: attention due to poor driving. 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 2: Oh, Alexis was not in the UK. 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 3: You guys can't. 17 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: Say what sometimes? Yeah, ruling her out for this one 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: because while they were speaking to the driver, they thought 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: something was off, so they conducted a drug test and 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: guess what, the guy failed the kill. But here's the kicker. 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: There was another person in the car with him. Yeah, 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: his driving instructor. That's when both officers realized the twenty 23 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: six year old man behind the wheel was actually in 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: the middle of taking his driving tests. 25 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 3: That's amazing. 26 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: He wasn't fully licensed. That was problem number one. The 27 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 1: other issue was the instructor didn't seem to have an 28 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: answer if he was a willing participant in the impromptu 29 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: drug party. 30 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 3: That's how you get your instructor to pass you, and 31 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 3: you're not very good. 32 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: Both of them were arrested and the driving test was terminated. 33 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: Both arrested and afterwards the young man's mother at back 34 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: of the test was shocked to see a police officer, 35 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: which led to a very awkward conversation and she was 36 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: told to go meet her son downtown and know he 37 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 1: won't be driving himself there. 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: He was twenty six years old and his mom took 39 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 3: him to his driving. 40 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: Test brook and not the worst part of the store. 41 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: He had to get there somehow. Yeah, I guess. 42 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next leisure story out of the 43 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: friendly skies. Airlines are always looking for ways to save money, 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: and Southwest is testing a new method that's raising some eyebrows. 45 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: Their new plan is to only clean premium seats between flights. 46 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 3: Smart, what are you talking about? 47 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: The Flight Attendants Union said they received a memo from 48 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: the airline about the quote experiment they're doing with cleaners 49 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: coming on board and cleaning just a small portion of 50 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: the plane. Okay, no, he's going to be sweeping off 51 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: goldfish crackers only if you're in the the good seats. 52 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: So if you're not willing to pay a little extra, 53 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: you're not just getting leg room, you're getting the dirty 54 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: tissues in the back seat pocket too. 55 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the worst thing when you open that pocket 56 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: and you're like, oh. 57 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 3: God, it come on. 58 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: Upon closer examination, it turns out Southwest generally hasn't had 59 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: cleaners come on planes between flights at all. 60 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: Then, actually, I fly Southwest, you know enough to know 61 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 2: that that checks out. 62 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. If they rely on flight attendants to tidy the 63 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: cabin and pick up visible trash, that way they can 64 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 1: turn the planes quicker and spend less time on the ground. 65 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 2: So they have to make rap parodies to do over 66 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 2: the pa and clean. 67 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 3: Up the plane. On Southwest, that's a lot of work 68 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 3: for them. 69 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: But still the union is encouraging Southwest to clean all 70 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: of their seats, not just the ones that people pay 71 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: extra for. 72 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 73 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: In a statement, they're likening it to the upper class 74 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: on the Titanic where you can have cigars and sit 75 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: brandy up there while the passengers below deck don't get 76 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: their seats cleaned. 77 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 2: It's gonna say any of transportation Union shouldn't use any 78 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 2: sort of Titanic reference. 79 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of fast food frenzies. 80 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: Taco Bell just dropped a new addition to their menu 81 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: and it does not have meat or cheese. What repeat, 82 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: no meat or cheese on the new Taco Bell menu 83 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: is a vegan Instead, they're dropping a new version of 84 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: empanadas that are filled with chocolate fudge and caramel. 85 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 3: You just passed the pictures around. 86 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: They're appropriately named the New Chocolate Fudge and Caramel and Panadas. 87 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 3: Wow, Hover, I like that. 88 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm showing the pictures of the host right now. Brook. 89 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: What do you think of it? Just look at it. 90 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 3: I just want to eat it, Honestly. 91 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 2: It looks like little hand pies that are just oozing 92 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: with goodness. 93 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: The caramel ones apparently salted caramel, and the other is 94 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: a chocolate shell filled with warm chocolate liquid. 95 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 2: How many comments are we gonna get on how we 96 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 2: all say caramel differently? 97 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 3: I think, what do you guys, say. 98 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: One person on Instagram commented saying, this is exactly what 99 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: I need in my life. Fried fudge? Are you eating there? 100 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 1: Because you got the munchies? 101 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 2: And it's nice because like I have one kid who's 102 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 2: more of a caramel lover and the. 103 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 3: Other it's a chocolate lover. So true, I get it 104 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 3: to satisfy both of them. 105 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 1: Yes, and who wants to live to forty in this 106 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: modern climate anyway? Seriously? Reach yeah, down the hatch. They're 107 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,359 Speaker 1: coming out soon and you'll be able to order the 108 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: pear for only two dollars and ninety nine cents. It 109 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,480 Speaker 1: means they're not real. It's like plastic. 110 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 3: No, it's fine, it'll be delicious. 111 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, cheaper means better, you know. Let's go to your 112 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: final laser story out of tech Trends USA. If you're 113 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 1: worried about being filmed without realizing it looking at you, Karen, 114 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: you're probably gonna want to know about this because there's 115 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: a new app that alerts you if somebody nearby is 116 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 1: wearing smart glasses. 117 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 3: You just tell then there's only one day, look like 118 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 3: a tech. I called the guy out in the bar 119 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 3: the other day for it. Yeah, he was like I 120 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 3: need them. I'm like, for what he's like, watch I 121 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 3: can look up a fact and I'm like, I a 122 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 3: great I don't care about your World War two facts. 123 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: Man, it's so rich having Brooke with her glasses, bully 124 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: somebody else with the glass. 125 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: These aren't filming anybody. The fuzziest film ever. 126 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: Why glap, thank you if you didn't know, Google. Glass 127 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: may have failed a decade ago, but smart glasses overall 128 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: are making a major comeback. Yeah. Actually, and the new 129 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: ones feature video recording cameras, but they often look pretty 130 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: indistinguishable from regular eyewear. So the app Nearby Glasses, that's 131 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: what it's called, supposedly clues you in and it constantly 132 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 1: scans for signals that emit from Bluetooth enabled devices such 133 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: as wearable Tech by Meta and Sea. 134 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 3: That's good, and. 135 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: They created it because smart glasses are gonna be increasingly 136 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,239 Speaker 1: controversial as they become more and more common. 137 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're never gonna trust anybody wearing glasses anymore. 138 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 3: This is bad for me. 139 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: You know. The apps developer calls them quote an intolerable 140 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: intrusion and consent neglecting. 141 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Yeah, you're holding up a phone. 142 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: It's obvious that you're filming or taking a picture. Yeah, 143 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 1: if you have to tell people, Hey, just so you. 144 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 3: Know, I'm filming with my glasses. 145 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: It's like when people would cover up the cameras above 146 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: their computer screens with like a piece of tape. Now 147 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do that over your eyes. I 148 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: guess others have sort of a different opinion on it. 149 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: In fact, right now, you can subscribe to this guy's 150 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: only fans to see him wear the smart glasses as 151 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: he peruses the shoe isle at Macy's first person perspective. Yeah, yeah, 152 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: it's a good time. That's how means Laser Stories has 153 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 154 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: same time on Monday and Jeffrey in the morning.