1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: World would your mysillion pieces. 2 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 2: Guys, cows, non binary pals, Welcome to bonisode. 3 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 3: You you almost did it. 4 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: I got it right. I got it right. Finally, the 5 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 2: twelfth one I get, I get it right. 6 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 3: And you named it. That's my favorite part in that 7 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 3: is you were the one that's like, let's call them bonuses, 8 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 3: which was the greatest that and thumbs up. Man, Hey 9 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 3: you doing buddy, I'm excellent. I uh, it's a Monday 10 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 3: where we are and just slammed. Today. I woke up 11 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 3: and it's just been zoom after zoom after zoom, which 12 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: is that weird thing where you just stand up in 13 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 3: between zooms and you stretch and you run and you 14 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,919 Speaker 3: upee and then you run right back and then lights 15 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 3: on and you're smiling again and not really meeting or 16 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 3: talking to anybody. 17 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 2: I was walking. I've had a pretty pretty calm day today. 18 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 2: It's the last day, last full day of school. So 19 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 2: tomorrow we're going to Lego Land after school. Let's out, baby, Finally. 20 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 3: What's there? Do they have rides and stuff? Yeah? 21 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just it's straight up like it's like 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 2: a Disneyland for kids under ten, I would say, So 23 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 2: it's like perfect for my kid's age. Everything's smaller, everything's 24 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 2: less intense, there's less people. It's yeah, it's like more 25 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 2: manageable for like walking with a four year old. It's 26 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 2: not like eight miles over to like Star Wars Land 27 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 2: or whatever. But I was walking today to get a 28 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 2: cup of coffee nice, and it was just I like, 29 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 2: you know, you've been in zooms all day. It is 30 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 2: like the most perfect day out right now. It's like 31 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: that beautiful that that's what My wife is sick. And 32 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 2: I told her, like, it's a perfect day out right now. 33 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 2: She's like, why the fuck are you telling me this 34 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 2: right now? I was like, oh, yeah, all right, I'm 35 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 2: gonna leave. But as I was walking, I was just 36 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 2: kind of like so happy. I was trying to be 37 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: like very much like this is a perfect day. I'm 38 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 2: going to be present and appreciate, be present and appreciate 39 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 2: every moment of this walk. And as I'm coming back, 40 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 2: I got a pound of coffee in one hand, my 41 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 2: cup of coffee in the other, and it felt very 42 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 2: much like the moment in a movie that happens probably 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 2: around the three quarter point of a romantic comedy where 44 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 2: or not a romantic comedy, like an action to comedy 45 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 2: where the guy goes out to go like everything's going great. 46 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 2: He leaves to go get them something, cup of coffee 47 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 2: or something. He's returning and then finds out that like 48 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 2: the bad guys have taken his fiance or whatever. Do 49 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? That's like sees it and 50 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 2: then he throws whatever he's carrying down and starts running. 51 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 3: I love that. Well, I'm glad you didn't have to 52 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 3: do that, but it would be funny to throw a 53 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 3: bag of coffee as your weapon, Like no, yes, I 54 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 3: would just hit that nice crackle splat ball. That's nice. 55 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 3: I know a coffee place you go to over that way, 56 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 3: and they have you told me about it? They have 57 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 3: damn good coffee, which one I don't want to doc 58 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 3: to you in case one of our millions of millions 59 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 3: of listeners. Yeah, they want attached to the gym. 60 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the when I was at today, 61 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 2: that's what I. 62 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 3: Want to It's funny you say that, because I like, 63 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 3: it's been top down in my old car and so 64 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 3: I've just driving around coverable no matter what now, and 65 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 3: like the other night it might have rained a little 66 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 3: bit and I'm like, there's no way I'm putting this 67 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 3: thing up. I know it's not going to rain for 68 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 3: seven months because it's southern California. And now I'm like 69 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 3: just in this totally different thing because what people don't 70 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 3: realize about convertibles is you could smell so much stuff 71 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 3: you don't smell when you're driving your car normally. Like 72 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 3: smell every Burger place, you smell every restaurant. You smell 73 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 3: people's cologne, you smell perfume, you smell weed, you smell skunks, 74 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 3: you smell home unhoused people. You smelled literally every It's 75 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 3: a funny experience to be driving your car. You're comfortable, 76 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 3: you're listening to your own music, you're drinking your favorite beverage, 77 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 3: and then you're just ad smells. It's jasmine blooming beautiful, 78 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 3: dumb truck backing up not so beautiful, and it's dog 79 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 3: park has a very specific smell. 80 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah you don't. That is one thing you 81 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 2: do not think about because I literally have my air 82 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 2: conditioning on recirculation, that's right, just breathing my own business. 83 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm just cool guy doctor smells driving around 84 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 3: LA just making a face and looking over my left 85 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 3: shoulder checking out the right window. It's been great though. 86 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: I love smells. I tell you, I love smells too. 87 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 3: I'm obsessed. 88 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 2: I'm obsessed. They are. I remember we used to carry 89 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 2: I used to carry a lime with me in the 90 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 2: summertime in New York City, and it was incredibly useful 91 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 2: all the time to have a lime in your in 92 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 2: your bag because the amount of bad smells on the 93 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 2: streets of New York City are are there. I've never 94 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: experienced anything like it. So you just take out your line, 95 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 2: put your lime on your nose, and then just walk 96 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 2: for like two blocks of like hot garbage smell. 97 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: Wow. I didn't know you did that. 98 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: I did. 99 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 3: I was drinking with some strangers once and the Russian 100 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 3: guy amongst us was like, hey, if you do a 101 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 3: shot and you get a lemon or lime as a wedge, 102 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 3: never bite it. What you're supposed to do is you 103 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 3: shoot it. Then you hold the fruit up to your 104 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 3: nose and then you don't taste the alcohol. So like, 105 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 3: you shoot it and then you just put the lime 106 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 3: or the lemon up to your nose and you don't 107 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 3: bite into it. Yeah, and then you just smell lemona 108 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 3: it works, really, tell it works. 109 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at that. 110 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 3: I didn't know I was twenty two, twenty three, and 111 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 3: boy has it come in handy ever since. 112 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 2: And just drinking with strangers. 113 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 3: Well that's the New York way it. 114 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 2: Really is, isn't it. 115 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 3: Waiting for my friends? Got a drink with this guy 116 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 3: who's going to tell me to hold a lemon up 117 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: to my nose. 118 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 2: So, as some people know, as some people don't know, 119 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 2: bonus odes are now split up into two parts. One 120 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 2: is a would you rather? One is that where we 121 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 2: give advice. If you want us to give you advice 122 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 2: on our bonusodes, you can go to Instagram and has 123 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 2: a little button. It looks like a little microphone. When 124 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 2: you're dming and you just hit that microphone, it'll record 125 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 2: for one full minute, so try and keep it under 126 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 2: a minute. If you have to go into a second minute, 127 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 2: you send us a second one. No problem, no problem. 128 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 3: And we give not great advice, So give advice, just 129 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 3: Banana's advice exactly. We're doing our best. I do have 130 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 3: a would you rather? Okay? Great? This was from Annie Merrill. 131 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 3: Thank you. She sent three, but this one I think 132 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 3: is an interesting one. Would you rather be able to 133 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 3: fix anything and everything like an expert, or be so 134 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 3: athletic that you could go pro in any sport that 135 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 3: you wanted. 136 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: Fix anything easy, exactly, exactly. Yeah, I mean like there's no, 137 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 2: it's not even a already I'm too old to go 138 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 2: pro in any sport unless it would be like I 139 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 2: don't know, like walking, is there? Is it? 140 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 4: Yes? 141 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: Speed walking? Right? Speedwalking is an Olympic. 142 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 3: You'd be great at that. 143 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get those elbows going, baby. 144 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 3: You'd be great at that. 145 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 2: Will there be speedwalking to Will there's be speed Paris 146 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 2: in Paris. 147 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's gonna be speed walking in Paris. 148 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 2: Wait to watch that. It is very funny. 149 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. I the coverage of the Olympics seems 150 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 3: so bad lately. Are the last couple of ones where 151 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 3: it's like, do you have to download Peacocks. I'm like, okay, 152 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 3: I'll get peacock and then they still aren't showing I 153 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 3: just want one channel that's all the least popular sports. 154 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 3: Like on on football they do that thing red zone 155 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 3: where they just have a guy and they anytime a 156 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 3: team is about to score a touchdown and they're in 157 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 3: the red zone, they cut to it. Do that for 158 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 3: the Olympics. Anytime somebody's about to break a record or 159 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 3: win a race or whatever, just cut to it. Give 160 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 3: us the last two minutes of everything all day. 161 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 2: I love that idea because I just want to watch speed, 162 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 2: Like what other what's the what's what are other fun 163 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 2: summer Olympic sports. 164 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 3: There's like kayaking slaloms. That's what my friend John goes to, 165 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 3: where you have to go down past it then go 166 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 3: back up around a thing. And so you like, Yeah, 167 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 3: my buddy John Green, who does listen to bananas a 168 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 3: lot of times. They're man made rivers, ok, whitewater rafts, 169 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 3: but you're in a kayak and you go down and 170 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 3: you have to paddle up through like gates. So it's 171 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: kind of like skiing where you go through the gates. 172 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,679 Speaker 3: Ony this is in kayaks are rowing And he always 173 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 3: goes to the Olympics and he's going and he's going 174 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 3: to go see it. So have fun, John, take a 175 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 3: banana for me, eat it and while you're watching it. 176 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 3: So they build it. 177 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 2: They build like a straight lazy river and then and 178 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 2: then and then build like a stadium seating around it. 179 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 2: Is that the same? 180 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, they have bleachers next to it, you know, it's 181 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 3: like a whitewater rapid. And then they have these hanging 182 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 3: colors of like two poles hanging down towards the water, 183 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 3: and you go through them, or you go down and 184 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 3: around it and paddle back through it. Then you go down. 185 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 3: Whoever can do that the fastest? But like, I don't 186 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 3: know if speed climbing. Speed climbing I think is an 187 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 3: Olympic sport. 188 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 2: Wow, amazing, Okay, Oh, there's gonna be surfing this year, 189 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 2: isn't there surfing? 190 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,080 Speaker 3: Mountain biking? I think BMX is still in it. Like 191 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 3: I watch that every time. 192 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want to see all of those. 193 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,079 Speaker 2: Those are fun ones, not just the running and then 194 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 2: throwing the javelin one. 195 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 3: We love running, we love throwing. But show us the 196 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 3: weird sports. You can go outside and run and throw stuff. 197 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 2: Why isn't there a channel that's called weird Olympics and 198 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 2: it's just that? Why not? 199 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 3: Thank you? 200 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 2: Right? 201 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 3: Peacock, Come on, come. 202 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 2: On, you can make a channel on peacock and then 203 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 2: delete it after the Olympics. Guys, I'm positive. 204 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 3: You could do that. I would pay four ninety nine 205 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 3: for the month the Olympics are on for a channel 206 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 3: called Weird Olympics and it's just equestrian. It's all the 207 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 3: weird stuff. 208 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 2: And I leave it twenty bucks for a one time 209 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 2: fee of twenty dollars and you get to it airs 210 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 2: every single thing. And I don't care about sports in 211 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 2: any way, shape or form, but I want to see kayaking. 212 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 2: That sounds very silly. 213 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh you know what's funny. I saw that you 214 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 3: had posted those Worldwide of Animals videos we may a 215 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 3: long time ago. Got a great response. We were ahead 216 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 3: of the curve, but. 217 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 2: We were ahead of the curve. Like that is literally 218 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 2: what there's It's a lot of Instagram videos now are 219 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 2: like that. I see where it's just like, you know, 220 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 2: it's funny stupid facts or whatever. 221 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 3: But I know what, for some reason, our algorithm for 222 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 3: the bananas Instagram. One of the reels that always shows 223 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 3: us is just some podcasts. I don't know what it's called, 224 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 3: but it's just lists where somebody go what are the 225 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 3: ten best food cities in America? And then another guy 226 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 3: just starts listing cities and then they show the ranking 227 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,679 Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is the funniest idea for a podcast, 228 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 3: Like what are the ten what are It's like family feud. 229 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 3: They basically turn the podcast into like and the survey says, geniuses. 230 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,240 Speaker 3: Good job, guys. I don't know who you are. I 231 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 3: don't know either, but I watch a bunch. 232 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,000 Speaker 2: Of them here it is. Give me another one, give 233 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 2: me another one. 234 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 3: I got another one. Yeah, that was too easy. 235 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 2: That was too easy. 236 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 3: Uh. Rebecca X john and said, would you rather be 237 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 3: followed by a band everywhere you go or by somebody 238 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 3: narrating your life a band? Hmmm? What about you? Well, 239 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 3: it depends if everybody can hear the narration or if 240 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 3: only I can hear the narration. 241 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 2: So I'm assuming if only you can hear it, you're 242 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 2: gonna go with narration. Correct, Okay, because be less intrusive 243 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: to other people. 244 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 3: Well, a narrator says, you're inner thoughts. You know, if 245 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 3: I'm sitting there and I want to get like that 246 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 3: zoom I just got off of in my head, they 247 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,959 Speaker 3: would are The people in the zoom would have been 248 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 3: like hearing like he desperately wanted more than anything for 249 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,320 Speaker 3: them to shut up so that he could go do 250 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:50,160 Speaker 3: his podcast. So it might cost me everything exactly. 251 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that sounds like a really really bad idea, 252 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 2: but a band that would be fun, though I think, 253 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 2: I mean like it might be problematic in a meeting 254 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 2: like this because it would just be like tense music. 255 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 3: Didn't somebody want to send us a thing that said, like, 256 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 3: in the seventies, a's and nineties, a group of dudes 257 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 3: would get together and start a band, and now in 258 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 3: the twenty twenties, a group of guys get together and 259 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 3: start a podcast. And I'm like, it really is that? 260 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 3: What I ever wrote? That is definitely on the money. 261 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 2: Man, it is so true. Lord, I'm fifty to fifty 262 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 2: on it. I'm fifty. I mean, like half of me goes, oh, lame, Well, 263 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 2: our future is lame. Bands are cooler than podcasts. And 264 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,560 Speaker 2: then on another level, it goes, that's a bunch of 265 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 2: people getting around to actually talk to each other. Nice, 266 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 2: but it's only talking for imagined profit and entertainment. 267 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 3: Correct, regret not starting a band. I'd mentioned this before 268 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 3: on the podcast, but I was like, why didn't I 269 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,160 Speaker 3: just start a crappy band? I can't play an instrument, 270 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 3: but I could have been I don't know. I would 271 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 3: have tried to sing a singer front man. Yeah, I 272 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 3: woul I would have been another David Lee Roth who 273 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 3: can't sing, and I would have really enjoyed it, I think. 274 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 3: But I always thought it'd be funny to either have 275 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 3: a band called Athletic Equipment and then every different member 276 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 3: of the band dressed like a different sport speaking of Olympics. 277 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 3: That would have been fun, or just called singer, guitars, 278 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 3: drums and stuff. And I think that would have worked 279 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 3: in Brooklyn in the two thousand and five. 280 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 2: That really would have worked. 281 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 3: Singer, guitar, drums and stuff. 282 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 2: Oh man, here's our first out, here's our first advice. 283 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 5: Hey banana boys, I've got a advice question for you. Okay, 284 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 5: I am a teenager who's going to be traveling partially 285 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 5: solo in Europe for a while. Is so fun, and 286 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 5: I am a very for the plot person. I like 287 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 5: to have silly bits that I can stick with. So 288 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 5: here's my question. What's a silly bit, particularly a small 289 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 5: lie about America that I can tell people or commit 290 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 5: to for this so we're abroad? 291 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 2: Thanks, great question. 292 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 3: I love captured a bigfoot? They captured a bigfoot is 293 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 3: always my go to. I've always thought that driving up 294 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 3: to a bus stop and yelling out of an open window, 295 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 3: we caught a bigfoot and then speeding away would really 296 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 3: make people's day. 297 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that or like playing like over exaggerating the importance 298 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 2: of bigfoot in American culture. I also think is a 299 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 2: funny idea. Yeah, I think an easy one that people 300 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 2: will believe is that breakfast pizza is like the everyone 301 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 2: eats breakfast pizza. Oh that's good, right, and like that 302 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 2: like feeds right into Europeans idea of Americans. Also, I 303 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 2: think that Europeans, from what I've heard, have an idea 304 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 2: of America that is, like all of America is either 305 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 2: New York City cowboys or Hollywood and that's it, Like 306 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 2: there is no those are the three like things that 307 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 2: you'll experience in America. 308 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 3: And yeah, yes, well they're not that wrong. 309 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 2: And so another one I would say is telling people 310 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 2: that calling an American a cowboy is is a real 311 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 2: it's a deep insult and you're not allowed to say it. 312 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 2: Only other Americans can call other Americans cowboys, and so 313 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 2: when it comes from outside, it's considered a faux pas. 314 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 3: Yes, my friend in college tried to get Chevy, like 315 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 3: try to get everybody to say Chevy as if it 316 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 3: was really good like you'd be like, oh man, that's chevy. 317 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was. 318 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,040 Speaker 3: It never stuck, and you know, you watch somebody try 319 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 3: and then the ninth time it just kind of dwindles. 320 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 3: But then here I am remembering it over a decade later. 321 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 2: Do you remember that book, right, The Hipster's Guide to Whatever? 322 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 2: And like, I don't know, it's like ninety nine or something, 323 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 2: and someone just made up all these terms, like they 324 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 2: said Finn meant cool f I in. People were just 325 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,680 Speaker 2: walking around going, that's Finn, man. 326 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,919 Speaker 3: I mean why not? Yeah, it's so we did a 327 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 3: script on Workaholics where it was gen Z and we 328 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,400 Speaker 3: all googled the same gen Z slang because we all 329 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 3: turned in jokes for it, and we all were using 330 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,639 Speaker 3: the same Everyone was sleigh and everyone was cringe and 331 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,199 Speaker 3: it was so funny. We just all clearly went to 332 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 3: the same exact article, just copy and paste it all. 333 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 3: And then you're like, by the time we know about it, 334 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 3: nobody's saying it. One funny prank to do and this 335 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 3: could be based on a lie. And this is something 336 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 3: that always tickled me when Kurt and I would do 337 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 3: this on this prank show we worked on, is asking 338 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 3: somebody in their native tongue. Can you hold this for me? 339 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,919 Speaker 3: And then hand them something and then walk away and 340 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 3: never come back. It is people are so willing to 341 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 3: hold certain items for you, especially if you're in like 342 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 3: a grocery store. Like Kurt said, he always carried with 343 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,840 Speaker 3: a lime. If you have like a bottle of water, 344 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 3: and you say in broken Spanish, French, Italian, German, wherever 345 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 3: you go, Portuguese, wherever you go, can you hold this 346 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 3: for me please? And then just exit the store. It 347 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:21,639 Speaker 3: is fantastic. People don't know if they're supposed like the timeframe. 348 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,440 Speaker 3: People will wait to see if they're gonna like put 349 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,919 Speaker 3: it down. I watched people stand there for ten minutes 350 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,679 Speaker 3: while the person shop somewhere else in the store. So 351 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 3: maybe find your very American thing, maybe it's a bottle 352 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 3: Coca Cola classic, and just ask in the native language, 353 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 3: can you hold this for me? And then thank them 354 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 3: and then disappear forever from their lives and give them 355 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,600 Speaker 3: a memory of an American. 356 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,240 Speaker 2: There you go. 357 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 3: I'll do a confession. Okay, I need to be absolved. 358 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,919 Speaker 3: The coworker everyone on my team doesn't like and can't 359 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 3: do her job will not get fired or written up. 360 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 3: So I'm doing everything I can. I'm doing my damnedest 361 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 3: to get her fired. Good, Okay, I would like to 362 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 3: know more. 363 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 2: Details, Yeah I would too. Does it work? Let's find out. 364 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 3: Here's a fun one. I love you, you're absolved, you're allowed. 365 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 3: If somebody's bad, it's fine. One bad apple spoils the bunch. 366 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 2: That's what the saying is. 367 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 3: Would you rather only be able to drive ten miles 368 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,760 Speaker 3: an hour for the rest of your life or never 369 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,640 Speaker 3: have sex again? 370 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,600 Speaker 2: That this is a good one. 371 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 3: Now, this is a good one. And I also think 372 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,959 Speaker 3: we should add the caveat that any car you're in 373 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 3: can only go ten miles an hour, because you could 374 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 3: just lift an uber forever. 375 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, yeah, it should be. 376 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 3: Any vehicle you're in can only go ten miles an 377 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 3: hour for the rest of your life, or you can 378 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 3: never have sex again. 379 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,640 Speaker 2: So even if you're not driving, if you're. 380 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 3: That's what I'm adding to it, because I would just 381 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 3: lift an uber everywhere. You get your partner to drive 382 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,879 Speaker 3: you everywhere. Right, you ride, bikes, walk, But it's better 383 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 3: if every time you get on anything mass transportation it 384 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,920 Speaker 3: has to go ten miles an hour because you're on it. 385 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 2: I you know what, I'm gonna go. Car, I'm gonna 386 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 2: go I'm gonna take the car that only goes ten 387 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,280 Speaker 2: miles an hour. Even though that sounds like absolute hell 388 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 2: to me, I think it would one make me ride 389 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 2: a bike more often, make me walk more often. I'm 390 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 2: gonna take that. I'm gonna take that. 391 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 3: I'm gonna take that. Yeah, I think so too. If 392 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 3: it just drive, I would definitely take it, because it's 393 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 3: like I'll just uber for the rest of my life 394 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,439 Speaker 3: or whatever. I'll just hire somebody to drive me at 395 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 3: one hundred miles an hour. But if it's every vehicle, yeah, 396 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 3: but also no sex for the rest of your life, 397 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,200 Speaker 3: rest of your. 398 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 2: Life, the rest of your life, it would be a 399 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,360 Speaker 2: nightmare because I am assuming sex drive doesn't just simply 400 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,560 Speaker 2: go away, like if sex drive was at it so right, 401 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,040 Speaker 2: like if sex drive was eliminated, then it would be like, 402 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,479 Speaker 2: oh yeah, no, then I'll just I'll go fast in cars. 403 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:01,160 Speaker 3: We're long walks, guys. This year we'll do a door 404 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,160 Speaker 3: to shore again. We don't mind a long walk. 405 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 2: Mind a long walk. 406 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 3: You ride your bike constantly. 407 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,800 Speaker 2: I would, I would. I'm looking I'm looking to buy. 408 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 2: People are gonna hate me for this one, but I'm 409 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 2: gonna buy an electric bike I think. 410 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 3: So those are the number one selling thing. 411 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm so excited. I can't wait. 412 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 3: It's great. Nobody who cares doesn't like you for that. 413 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 3: Tell them to, you know, beat their feet down the street. 414 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 3: Tell him to eat rocks. That's fine feet I love. 415 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 2: My mom used to say that all the time. Beat feet, pal, Yeah, 416 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 2: that's to me. 417 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 3: Those are fun. Also, every time I'm vacationing now, if 418 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 3: there's a bike tour, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm 419 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,720 Speaker 3: going to do that. That's very fun. 420 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 2: I mean, now I just go. I mean when I 421 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 2: was in Atlanta, I was just like scooting and electric 422 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 2: bike in everywhere I went and then walk home. I 423 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:53,600 Speaker 2: loved it. 424 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 3: I had an idea for bananas fast I want to buy. 425 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, give So. 426 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 3: I went to a birthday party about four years ago 427 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 3: where they hired a tattoo artist and then they had 428 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 3: like six tattoos. They're really simple line drawing tattoos. Yeah uh. 429 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,439 Speaker 3: And then he would just do them for you know whatever, 430 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 3: sixty bucks, eighty bucks, whatever it was. But I was 431 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 3: thinking if we could get bananas related art simple drawing tattoos. 432 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 3: You know, I'm a bananamal buff Forrpington with a little 433 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 3: chicken drawing whatever. Yeah, and then we pay Denver or nearby, 434 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 3: like one or two artists to just give free those tattoos, 435 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 3: like I don't know, two hours, four hours whatever we 436 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 3: can afford. Yeah, that any banana wal that comes to 437 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 3: Bananas Fest, if we can find the right people and 438 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 3: then we can get the right drawings. You walk up, 439 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 3: you get yourself a free tattoo, and I bananas Podcast 440 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 3: related tattoo. 441 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,679 Speaker 2: I love that idea, and I do think one of 442 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 2: them should be us our hand drawing. Oh right, drawa yes, 443 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 2: So did you put your together? 444 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 3: Did you know I don't have it? 445 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 2: You haven't drawn yours yet? 446 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,359 Speaker 3: No, I I had. My parents were in's out and 447 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 3: I just did have the time to even make myself laugh. 448 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 3: Yours is perfect. Alex who is a British bananimal, she 449 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 3: has been a great fan, and she said, I want 450 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 3: to get a tattoo of this, but I want you guys. 451 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 3: It's two bananas standing back to back, and she said, 452 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 3: but I want you to draw one and Curt to 453 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,639 Speaker 3: draw one. So he flipped the coin I'm drawing the 454 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 3: one on the left. Kurt already sent me the one 455 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,640 Speaker 3: on the right. We will show you. I'm gonna draw 456 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 3: my Curt and I are not good visual artists. No, 457 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,399 Speaker 3: we're better at the spoken word. 458 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,120 Speaker 2: But it's so interesting to cease. I think it's interesting 459 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:47,119 Speaker 2: to see someone who can't draw earnestly try to draw. 460 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 3: So I'm going to try to do a good job. 461 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 3: You did a good job. 462 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,160 Speaker 2: It's just and that's what's so funny about it, because 463 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 2: it's like, oh, okay, like everything's in the right place technically, 464 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 2: but all the proportions are just off in a way 465 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 2: that makes it upsetting looking. 466 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,399 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, absolutely accurate. But she I told her. I 467 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 3: was like, we're not good, and she's like, send it, 468 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 3: so I'll do mine. I'll make sure she gets it. 469 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 3: But yeah, I think we'll confirm this. But if you 470 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,959 Speaker 3: are a Denver area tattoo artist and this sounds we 471 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 3: will pay you for this. We'll figure out a rate 472 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,959 Speaker 3: and then we'll also you know, we'll get five to 473 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 3: ten little sketches that won't take you a ton of time, 474 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,119 Speaker 3: but we would love your services. And I think a 475 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 3: lot of bananimals would cut first of all, most of 476 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 3: the banimals already have fifteen to thirty tattoos already. Yeah, 477 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,400 Speaker 3: so we'll just give them a little, a little one 478 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 3: to remember the first ever Bananas Fest. 479 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 2: All right, here's another piece of advice coming at you, 480 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 2: Kurt Scottie. 481 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,440 Speaker 6: Welcome to my request for banana's advice. 482 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 3: Okay, my name is Maya. 483 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,719 Speaker 2: I have a question. 484 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,400 Speaker 4: You guys will know much more about than I am, 485 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 4: because you are famous banana boys. I am an artist 486 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,640 Speaker 4: and I. 487 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,720 Speaker 6: Have a couple thousand people on my Instagram, and so 488 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,359 Speaker 6: every once in a while, when I'm running in my 489 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,439 Speaker 6: artist circles, I'll have people come up to me and 490 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,119 Speaker 6: say that they recognize me or my work from Instagram, 491 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 6: And every single time, I am incredibly awkward and don't. 492 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,639 Speaker 4: Know what to say or react very strangely, like today. 493 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,440 Speaker 4: So I brought that to me while I was at 494 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:37,479 Speaker 4: the place I am a resident artist currently, and I 495 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 4: replied very loudly, oh, I'm Instagram famous, And it was 496 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 4: really cringey, and I hated myself for it. So what 497 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,200 Speaker 4: do you do in this situation? 498 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 2: There's one more? 499 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 3: Sorry, I love that. 500 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 4: But this happens almost never, so it always catches me 501 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,160 Speaker 4: off guard because it's so rare. 502 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you. I love the podcast like that. I 503 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,240 Speaker 2: like that self deprecating a dead at the end. It's 504 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 2: okay if it happens, Maya. I love this question. I 505 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 2: think it's a great question. I got an Here's what 506 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,919 Speaker 2: I think you should say. You should have a line, 507 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 2: because then you can just go to your line and 508 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 2: it and immediately relieves any awkwardness or confusion. You just say, hmm, mama, 509 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 2: love that algorithm. 510 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,960 Speaker 3: Fantastic. Boy, I did not know what you were about 511 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 3: to say. And boy do I love mama, love that algorithm. 512 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 2: And then it's like everybody, everybody's at ease. 513 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody, but also nobody feels great. Everybody feels better, 514 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 3: but nobody feels great. Well, you're an artist, so I'm sure. 515 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 3: I mean, Steve Martin famously had little business cards during 516 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,959 Speaker 3: the height of his stand up that would say, you know, 517 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 3: my name is blank, and it had a blank and 518 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 3: I met Steve Martin and so basically he would to 519 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 3: fill out a mad lib for you. I think you 520 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,520 Speaker 3: can do a version. You're an artist, keep something wallet 521 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 3: size of your art in it and put you win 522 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 3: or you won on one side, and when somebody says 523 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 3: that excitedly, say I have been waiting for this moment 524 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 3: my entire life, and then give them that little thing 525 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,640 Speaker 3: in your pocket and thank them and then walk on. 526 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 3: Just make it feel like you've been waiting for anybody 527 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,600 Speaker 3: to recognize you and that they are the first person 528 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 3: to ever do it. 529 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, just like finally these cards finally paid off. 530 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,960 Speaker 3: I'm made ten thousand of these and. 531 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 2: I have nine thousand, nine ninety nine left. Now. 532 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 3: I think that's fun. Another dumb bit would be to 533 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 3: care to get an old phone online, an old iPhone, 534 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 3: something cheap that doesn't work, and then hand them that 535 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 3: phone if they say that to you, and go, thank 536 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 3: you so much, here's a free phone, and then just 537 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 3: walk on. It's fun to give somebody a free phone 538 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 3: and that's all mine this week, or just walking away 539 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 3: from people after handing them something. I do want to 540 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,880 Speaker 3: also go back to the earlier advice and say, make 541 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 3: up a state, make up a state, to Europe, to Jacks, 542 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 3: make up a state, get together, look at the maps 543 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,280 Speaker 3: and just make like Arkansas and Kansas. The fact that 544 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 3: those aren't pronounced ar Kansas and Kansas. Make up a 545 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 3: Midwest state like Ohio, Idaho, Iowa. Those all sound the same. 546 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:31,239 Speaker 3: So how about like Oa or Idahuaiwa. And then if 547 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 3: they go where are you from? You go, I'm from 548 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 3: like the Mountain states. I'm from Idahowa. And just see 549 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 3: if Idahuaiwa. 550 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 2: Sticks or like yeah, or like Identensylvania. 551 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 3: Yes, mishconsin. 552 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 2: Misi consin sounds good, yeah. 553 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 3: Misi consin. Just be like, oh, where are you from? 554 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 3: You like, come in the middle. I'm in Misconsin. And 555 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 3: if they're like Michigan, Wisconsin, go no, it's a small state. 556 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 3: It's right below Wisconsin. And then just get into a yes, 557 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 3: make up a fake state and confidently say that's where 558 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 3: you're from, and then say it's real. Okay, back to Krogeran. 559 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 2: Yes it's Roger. 560 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:20,120 Speaker 3: I'm from Krogrin. It's the smallest state actually Koa. Yeah, 561 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 3: see now you're cooking. Yeah, yeah, I'm from East Virginia. 562 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,600 Speaker 3: I'm from East Dakota. 563 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, that's your that's better. 564 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,360 Speaker 3: Just make up a fake state and confidently say you're 565 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 3: from there and then have like no, it's like the capitol. 566 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 3: Just go through it all. 567 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 2: Every in East Dakota you can't find a breakfast place 568 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 2: that doesn't not serve breakfast pizza. 569 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 3: That's what you say, period, period. Okay, so yeah, so 570 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,480 Speaker 3: this one, I think what people want is, well, Kurt, 571 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 3: this happens to you. You're a stand up comedian. I'm 572 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 3: sure people have walked up to you and said, I'm 573 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 3: a huge fan of your comedy. What do you say 574 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 3: and what have you said that went over great? 575 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 2: I've never said this, but my brain just said in 576 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 2: my head, well, that makes one of us, and then away. 577 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't mind that. 578 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,719 Speaker 2: I don't buy that at all. I've never said that, 579 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 2: but maybe I'm going to start saying it. 580 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun my. You know, the few times I've 581 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,080 Speaker 3: ever been recognized, I will say thank you so much, 582 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,960 Speaker 3: and if I have any free time, I'm like, do 583 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 3: you want to go get a drink? And so many 584 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 3: people have been like yeah, and then I'll do it 585 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 3: real quick. But the anytime I've I've only been recognized 586 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,760 Speaker 3: from Bananas four times. Once was that a ghost concert, 587 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,280 Speaker 3: and but most recently I was going to Beth Stelling 588 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 3: and Moe Welch both on the podcast. They were doing 589 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 3: a show U see be in a young gent recognized me. 590 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 3: He's like, I'm listening to you right now, and he 591 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 3: was just sitting outside and goes Scottie and I was 592 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 3: like yeah. And then that dude ended up coming to 593 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:55,720 Speaker 3: the show. 594 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing. 595 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 3: He was like, oh, he was going to go to 596 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 3: a later show you but I was like best selling them. Welch, 597 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 3: they were on, and then I saw him walk in 598 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 3: and take a seat. That's a great I think. I 599 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 3: do think, being like, yes, finally, like that you are 600 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 3: this tortured in a dark room artist and you've stepped 601 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 3: into the light and you're like, thank you so much. 602 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,120 Speaker 3: If you have a little piece of art you can 603 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 3: carry in your pocket and you give it to him 604 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 3: as a token of your appreciation, they will truly love you. 605 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, if it's a little piece, that's a 606 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 2: nice idea. 607 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 3: Too small. 608 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 2: Yes, just something small that you have in there that 609 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,240 Speaker 2: doesn't even say anything, but it's legitimately like a piece, 610 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,960 Speaker 2: a small piece of art, and be like, thank you 611 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 2: so much. There was a thing that was happening. There's 612 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 2: a store down the street for me that my buddy 613 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 2: and her sisters started called block Shop, and it had 614 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,840 Speaker 2: in it a a vending machine of this famous artist 615 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 2: and you could put I think it was a dollar 616 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,719 Speaker 2: in and then crank it and you would get a 617 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,400 Speaker 2: tiny piece of art and it was like four inches 618 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 2: by three inches by three inches maybe, and they were prints, 619 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 2: but they were all unique and it was the coolest thing. 620 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,040 Speaker 2: I mean, it's sold out in like one day or something, 621 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 2: but I have a bunch of them and I framed 622 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 2: them and they're like now little pieces of art. That's great. 623 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 3: They're so neat. I've seen those. Those are so cool. 624 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. 625 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 3: Travis Millard, who did our bananas art and does so 626 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,400 Speaker 3: much of our bananas art, our good buddy. He used 627 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 3: to come to parties at my house and when he 628 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 3: would like tell people, and you know, everybody in LA's like, 629 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 3: do you work and entertainment. You'd be like, no, I'm 630 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 3: an artist. And then he would go get those little zines. 631 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 3: I'm sure he gave you one. He would hand out 632 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,560 Speaker 3: these little poc like passport size zines of his drawings 633 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 3: and people were like hell yes, Like everybody loved it. 634 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 3: So take a tip from Trav, who's the dude. But 635 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 3: giving somebody a little piece of your art, it maybe 636 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,479 Speaker 3: is not available on your Instagram or whatever, even if 637 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,040 Speaker 3: it's business card size, and being like thank you, I've 638 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 3: been waiting for this. This makes me so happy. Thank you, 639 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,360 Speaker 3: and give it to them. They will be like I 640 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,800 Speaker 3: did the right thing saying something. 641 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 2: Also for anybody out there who's trying to do something, 642 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 2: who's trying to like make things creatively, I just want 643 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 2: to say you're doing a great job, cause you are. 644 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 2: I I did a show on I did a show 645 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 2: Saturday night. I will not name the show, but I 646 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,239 Speaker 2: had heard that this was a great, good show, and 647 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,280 Speaker 2: so I've been trying to get like a tape of 648 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 2: just like recent stand up that I've been doing, just 649 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,480 Speaker 2: to have like ten minutes to be able to show, 650 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 2: you know, to be able to be like, hey, this 651 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 2: is my new stuff, this is what I'm working on. 652 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 2: And so I was like, oh, this is supposed to 653 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 2: be a good show, so I'll bring my camera and 654 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 2: so and every time I bring my cameraugh like it's 655 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,560 Speaker 2: it's like a death knell for the set, you know. 656 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,520 Speaker 2: It's like just puts me in a space that's not 657 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 2: play full and fun and weird. This audience was they 658 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,400 Speaker 2: just I don't know, I couldn't fit that that was 659 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,799 Speaker 2: the thing. I couldn't figure them out. And also I 660 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 2: was trying to get a tape, so I was just like, 661 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my material instead of like being more vulnerable, 662 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 2: which I should have. And I bombed and I haven't. 663 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 2: I haven't like bombed like this in a while bombed. 664 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 2: I bombed to the point where I finished. I finished 665 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,440 Speaker 2: my set, which I know is a good set, like 666 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,200 Speaker 2: I've done it many other places, and it worked. I mean, 667 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,440 Speaker 2: it's why I wanted to tape it. And I was 668 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 2: and I was allowing my ego to get so in 669 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,480 Speaker 2: my way that I was getting mad at them for 670 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 2: not laughing when obviously I'm doing it. Was something in 671 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,440 Speaker 2: the way I was doing it that was wrong, but 672 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 2: I was getting mad at them. I ended my set 673 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,480 Speaker 2: too dead silence, and then just stared at them for 674 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 2: like five seconds, and then I just walked off stage. 675 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 2: And it felt so shitty and it's shocking. It bummed 676 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 2: me out the whole next day, and I just wanted 677 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,680 Speaker 2: to say that those kind of things still like just happen. 678 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,040 Speaker 2: They happen for everybody who's trying to do something creative, 679 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 2: and it's okay to have that happen because it's you know, 680 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,239 Speaker 2: it's just like it's part of the thing that you're 681 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,120 Speaker 2: doing is to sometimes be terrible at it. Even when 682 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 2: you think like, oh, I've got this thing, I understand 683 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 2: it now and I've kind of got it. I can 684 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 2: walk it around on a leash. Sometimes it just bites you. Man. 685 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's good. I mean, all that does is 686 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,920 Speaker 3: it motivates you to go to another set when you crush. 687 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,440 Speaker 3: And that's good. But that's the hardest part because a 688 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 3: lot of people quit early on because they don't know 689 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,400 Speaker 3: that you will always rebound. 690 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 2: Yes. 691 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I pitched a book. I've got the rights to 692 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:54,160 Speaker 3: a book. Pitched it to CBS right before I guess 693 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen, and I just one hundred percent forgot 694 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 3: how to pitch for some reason. And it was the 695 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 3: first time pitching with this producer who I've worked with since. 696 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 3: And I got through it. I knew they weren't gonna 697 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 3: buy it. I just got lost in what I was saying. 698 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,520 Speaker 3: I wasn't I just wasn't in the right headspace. And 699 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,640 Speaker 3: then we had a later pitch that today and he 700 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,479 Speaker 3: kind of like was like, hey, yeah, so like really 701 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 3: make sure you kind of like tap into like what 702 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,799 Speaker 3: this Basically he was like, here's how you pitch a 703 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 3: TV show. You get me, but kindly, and I looked 704 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 3: at him. I go for the next pitch, it will 705 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 3: be so completely different. I'm sorry, I don't know what 706 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,600 Speaker 3: that was. And then we drove to the next lot, 707 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 3: and in that drive I said it out loud to 708 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 3: myself the correct way, and it was just I didn't 709 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 3: take it seriously enough and then killed the next one. Yeah, 710 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 3: but I felt so embarrassed. Yes, the executives, I didn't 711 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 3: care qua as much because they they just hear so 712 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 3: many pitches and whatever. Yeah, just a factor producer helped 713 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 3: me get the right to this book and then listen 714 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 3: to me just seem like a novice. Like I really 715 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 3: got lost in it to the point where I was 716 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 3: thinking in my head like what no, like what do 717 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 3: you do? Like this is not right? Yeah, And the 718 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 3: next one just came in, guns blazing, and he was 719 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 3: like where was that this morning, like jokingly, and I 720 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,319 Speaker 3: was like, dude, I must have just been distracted, Like 721 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,840 Speaker 3: but it was I just took something for granted, I 722 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,880 Speaker 3: didn't pump myself up correctly. 723 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 2: Right it is again fascinating experience trying to pursue a 724 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 2: creative endeavor. It's fascinating because it always changes on you, 725 00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,840 Speaker 2: and it's like a it's like the ocean. You know. 726 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,920 Speaker 2: It's like I love going to just the beach because 727 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 2: every time you go to the beach, the ocean has 728 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 2: changed the shape of it. The ocean is physically different. 729 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,000 Speaker 2: It's in a different physical space, you know, depending on 730 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,400 Speaker 2: like where the moon is, what the tides are doing, 731 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,920 Speaker 2: and what season it is. And I feel like that 732 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 2: is what like a creative endeavor is. Like, it is 733 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,360 Speaker 2: like the ocean. It's always just fun. You can like 734 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 2: be like a just a pure like still bath water, 735 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,839 Speaker 2: or it can be like the thing that kills you 736 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,319 Speaker 2: and murders you and everyone you know. 737 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, and sometimes you wade out into it when it's 738 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,239 Speaker 3: beautiful and just get stung by so many broken up 739 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,320 Speaker 3: sea nettles from the night before, and you, yeah, sometimes 740 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,799 Speaker 3: it looks beautiful and then it's really painful when you 741 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,360 Speaker 3: actually get into it. Damn. I actually on was pitching 742 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,920 Speaker 3: at Fox. It was a TV show and it was 743 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 3: with two comics, Rob Hayes and Leonard Oots, two great 744 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,560 Speaker 3: young comics. They were just they were awesome, and we 745 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,319 Speaker 3: pitched to Fox and there was an executive I don't 746 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 3: think is there anymore I won't say your name. But 747 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,560 Speaker 3: before we could even get to questions or pitch the pilot, 748 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,120 Speaker 3: so we just pitched the premise, the characters, the roles 749 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,799 Speaker 3: those guys were going to play, and she was like, uh, 750 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,960 Speaker 3: she cut us off, and she goes, you know what, 751 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,400 Speaker 3: weird pitch, then pointed at Leonard and goes, you're a 752 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,200 Speaker 3: star though, and then walked out of the room. 753 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,960 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? 754 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,200 Speaker 3: She goes, huh, weird pitch and then stood up and 755 00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,520 Speaker 3: we laughed because it was so insane. And then she 756 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,440 Speaker 3: pointed directly at Leonard and he goes, but you're a 757 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 3: star though, and then walked out. 758 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,840 Speaker 2: WHOA, Oh my god, that's so crazy. 759 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,600 Speaker 3: And you want to here's the premise. Leonard and his 760 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,760 Speaker 3: military father, who is retired. This is a true story, 761 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,480 Speaker 3: go to the same college at the same time. The dad, 762 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,800 Speaker 3: who served in the military for twenty five years, decides 763 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,680 Speaker 3: he also wants a college degree. His son is a 764 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,400 Speaker 3: freshman at college, and so it's father and son and 765 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 3: the dad is handsome and muscular and popular, and the 766 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,160 Speaker 3: son is everything the dad isn't and it's a I 767 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 3: don't think that is that weird of a show. 768 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,960 Speaker 2: It's literally back to school about adding the sun, you 769 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 2: know what I mean. And it's a true story and 770 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,840 Speaker 2: it's a true story. 771 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,960 Speaker 3: Yes, huh, weird show. You're a star though, and then 772 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 3: we just were like, well, we're not going to be 773 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,040 Speaker 3: on Fox this year. 774 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,760 Speaker 2: Wow, that's so crazy crazy. 775 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, you want. 776 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,760 Speaker 2: One more for the road, One more for the road, Scott, 777 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,319 Speaker 2: A quick one. 778 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 6: Uh. 779 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,960 Speaker 3: Emily Kotch sent this in thank you. This is a 780 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,640 Speaker 3: nice little one. Okay, this is God. Would you rather 781 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,360 Speaker 3: be able to snap your fingers and have a single 782 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,240 Speaker 3: penny appear or have a magic debit card that always 783 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 3: only has two dollars on it? All right, it's such 784 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,879 Speaker 3: a funny idea. 785 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,640 Speaker 2: Such a funny idea. 786 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,879 Speaker 3: So you have to snap two hundred times to get 787 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 3: two dollars, or you just have a card that you 788 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,560 Speaker 3: can basically only buy stuff that's two dollars or less. 789 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,239 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for penny snappenny me too. 790 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,520 Speaker 3: It's more theatrical. 791 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,600 Speaker 2: It's more theatrical. 792 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. 793 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,920 Speaker 2: And also, at some point, if you're low, you just 794 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 2: be snapping all day long. 795 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, little kids would love you. It's the greatest magic 796 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,560 Speaker 3: trick in the world. If you really had the time, 797 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,120 Speaker 3: you could get really good at fast snapping and make 798 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 3: I don't know whatever an hour. 799 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 2: I know how many snaps could you get down to 800 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 2: in an hour if you went both like, gimme, I'm 801 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,520 Speaker 2: gonna time you for ten seconds, and then you give 802 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,600 Speaker 2: me as many snaps you count your snaps, okay, yeah, yeah, 803 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,399 Speaker 2: hold on and three two one go. 804 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,919 Speaker 3: One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, 805 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,799 Speaker 3: forty fifty sixty seventeen eight, twenty six seven. 806 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,399 Speaker 2: I had thirty three, thirty three four, I'm thirty five, 807 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,239 Speaker 2: thirty eight, thirty eight, thirty five is when ten seconds hit? 808 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 3: Okay, thirty five, sorry, just made thirty five. 809 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,120 Speaker 2: Cents hold on, so thirty let's see thirty five times 810 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 2: six equals so you and ten cents a minute. 811 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,400 Speaker 3: That was hard. By the way, my left hand was 812 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,520 Speaker 3: losing my off. I'm right handed for the ban animals 813 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,439 Speaker 3: who are keeping our fan blog, and and my left 814 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,879 Speaker 3: hand was losing track pretty quick. 815 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 2: Okay, So you could make in an hour if you 816 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,840 Speaker 2: could keep that up twelve dollars and sixty cents. 817 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, you really had hard times. 818 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,759 Speaker 2: And also twelve dollars, but you would forty four dollars 819 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,279 Speaker 2: a day. You would decrease in speed. So we're looking 820 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,359 Speaker 2: at probably like twelve for the first hour, maybe ten 821 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 2: for the second and if you could keep going, I 822 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,280 Speaker 2: mean obviously you're going to injure your fingers at some point. 823 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,600 Speaker 2: It's not going to be a moneymaker ever, no. 824 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 3: Sir, but that's a great would you rather thank you, Emily, 825 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,160 Speaker 3: We loved it. That is a wonderful All the bananimals, 826 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,759 Speaker 3: thank you. We love bonusodes there time for us to 827 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,920 Speaker 3: get a little lucy goosey and see each other. But 828 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,440 Speaker 3: thanks to all everybody. Exactly right, a great producer, Katie Levine, 829 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,520 Speaker 3: Karen and Georgia, the Benevolent Overlords, who we should have 830 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,560 Speaker 3: back on the regular podcast. We haven't had them on 831 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,040 Speaker 3: as a duo in such a long time. 832 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:29,880 Speaker 2: Be a great idea. 833 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,600 Speaker 3: And also thanks everybody that listens to the end of 834 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,160 Speaker 3: the episodes. Kurt a little challenge a little bit ago, 835 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,279 Speaker 3: and yeah, thousands of people, it turns out so God 836 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,759 Speaker 3: bless you all for listening. Job bless we say on 837 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 3: the pod Bananas Bing Bananas is an exactly right media production. 838 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,400 Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. 839 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,920 Speaker 3: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon. 840 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard. 841 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,320 Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and 842 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,240 Speaker 3: Georgia Hartstart 843 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,160 Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot 844 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,680 Speaker 2: intern