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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Elvis Presents Show. Literally, Greg, he is very unhappy today today. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you he's about a six on the unhappy scale,

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Speaker 1: but it has the potential to be a nine by

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Speaker 1: the end of the podcast. Yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get it probably worked out. Have you guys noticed he

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Speaker 1: has made a concerted effort to be in a better mood.

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Speaker 1: So he's angry, and he smiles while he's angry. Now

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Speaker 1: it's a good thing. Yeah. I honestly, he's like, nothing's

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Speaker 1: bothering my he's smiling. I said nothing. Brodie came in

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Speaker 1: this more and said, hey, Non, how you doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he's like stopping so nice to me. It's like

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Speaker 1: two little and I just said, I said, I was

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Speaker 1: just saying, hello, man, that's all right. Hello. Don't have

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Speaker 1: time to me any morning, so I really don't scary.

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Speaker 1: Is there my right, Brody is there? To my left,

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Speaker 1: directly across from me is Danielle. To my two o'clock

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Speaker 1: is Nate. And to my nine o'clock this great team

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Speaker 1: about to eat a chick. I meant a peep had

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Speaker 1: for Nate. Why are you eating that? I handed it

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Speaker 1: tonight because it's it's he likes you're in the right

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Speaker 1: place favor. But I gave it to Nate because he

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Speaker 1: likes that. And I said, I don't. I don't chicks

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Speaker 1: in the studio. I just saw you throw in this

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Speaker 1: general direction. I'm so sorry if you bend that chick

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Speaker 1: over the board. So yeah, so you know that old saying,

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Speaker 1: get off my lawn. This is one of those real

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Speaker 1: deal situations to get off my lawn. Man. So, my

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Speaker 1: neighbor planted a tree two years ago on the actual

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Speaker 1: property line, and he planted like a seriously a twig,

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Speaker 1: and it was so skinny that the bottom of it

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Speaker 1: he put like in his ziplock bag with some woo

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Speaker 1: her and he planted that like in the ground, you know,

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Speaker 1: and me and me and Trish would laugh like death.

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Speaker 1: Thing is never gonna grow. Right, Well, two years later,

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Speaker 1: the thing has grown well well over fifteen feet. Right.

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Speaker 1: It's an amazing growth spurt. And the size of the leaves,

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Speaker 1: I am telling you. And the size of the leaves,

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Speaker 1: They've got to be two of my hands, like side

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Speaker 1: to side, that's how big these freaking leaves are, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a tree you would find, like

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Speaker 1: like in Denver, Colorado, like it's there. He might have

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he did, right, So the thing

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Speaker 1: is that is that me and Trish or Trish and I,

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Speaker 1: we are tree killers and I don't even care. Like

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Speaker 1: I don't care one bit. Didn't you cut down like

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Speaker 1: a whole? The first thing we did when we moved in,

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Speaker 1: we slaughtered them. God, I do not care. You live

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Speaker 1: in the country, you live in suburber I'm not I like, oh,

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Speaker 1: grand open property. I love open property. Let the sun

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Speaker 1: based down purpose, I don't want the suburbs from the city.

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Speaker 1: Don't care more greenery around you. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: overdo it. I'm being honest, seriously, don't care about trees

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Speaker 1: at all. I hope you don't want to breathe later

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Speaker 1: on the property. So anyway, So now it's fall, and

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Speaker 1: what happens in the fall the lea. So you know

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Speaker 1: what I have in my backyard now, gargagouing size freaking

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Speaker 1: leaves that are this freaking big, right, and they're all

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Speaker 1: over my property. So what I've decided to do is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start to rake him up right, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna dump him get on his driveway, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do it on purpose, and I'm gonna tell him, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. And I did tell Church that, I said,

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Speaker 1: what if, like in a couple of nights from now

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Speaker 1: at night, I go with a saw and I start

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Speaker 1: to slice it little by little and then eventually, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, the fucking thing just falls because I seriously

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Speaker 1: can't stand. Wait me ask you a question, is any

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Speaker 1: of it on your property? No? No, no, he legitimately

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Speaker 1: he can't say you can't do that actual problem. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. When you play, when you plant the tree

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Speaker 1: on the line, the branches go onto your problem, the

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Speaker 1: roots on the ground problem. So technically you should be

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Speaker 1: allowed to trim the side of the tree that's on

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Speaker 1: your side of the property. So if you want to

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Speaker 1: get rid of that side, he's gonna cut it in

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Speaker 1: half long ways. What I look like an air freshen

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Speaker 1: or a car. I have? Um, I have like you know,

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Speaker 1: like weed killer, like very very strong weed killer that

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Speaker 1: I bought from like a landscaping shopping you know. So

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm just I'm gonna poison the freaking tree. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: So that's a bitch. Dies You're mad at a he's

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Speaker 1: gonna hate you now though I don't care. He'll never

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Speaker 1: know something's gonna he's too old to listen. He's not

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Speaker 1: listening to this. Who do you think he's gonna think

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Speaker 1: it is? I don't. But the thing is, I don't

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Speaker 1: even care, like question, Like I don't even have a

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Speaker 1: place in my heart, like not even saying you should

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Speaker 1: feel bad at all. Like there's no like nothing like

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Speaker 1: I hate and despise trees. Is it bothering anyone? It does? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Because I like green, beautiful, nice mode manicured lawns, and

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Speaker 1: I have these like this, And it's because you know

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Speaker 1: underneath the leaves the grass will die. That's why you

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Speaker 1: have to break your leaves. You have to rake them

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Speaker 1: up just because there's too many. You have to break

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Speaker 1: your leaves because if you don't, the leaves will kill

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Speaker 1: your lawn by next year. We're not allowed to have

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Speaker 1: the internet as December. And it's true, high high potency

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Speaker 1: weed killer that you're going to spray on this tree.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out what

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Speaker 1: kind of tree you have massive leaves, because you said

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Speaker 1: it was the kind of tree that you would find

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Speaker 1: in Denver marijuana him leaves, putting his two hands together.

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Speaker 1: He's just that it's a deciduous tree, not a coniferous tree.

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Speaker 1: Only now I'm kidding, leaves would be like the size

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Speaker 1: of let's say, one hand. Yeah, that's on a good

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Speaker 1: day you find a big, big one, this one. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, two hands, side by side, like a Jurassic

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Speaker 1: Park t Just do you think it's a box elder tree?

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Speaker 1: Now he's in the leaves on a box elder tree.

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Speaker 1: No larger than larger than all right, yeah, and they're

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Speaker 1: bigger than a gamble oak. Yeah, going through the trees. Now,

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Speaker 1: they're not a narrow leaf cotton wood because those have

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Speaker 1: narrow lea quite the arbors. And it has to grow

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Speaker 1: fast because I'm telling you two years ago he played

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Speaker 1: a twig. So within two years this thing is about it.

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Speaker 1: Bethany's searched for magic beans. Like we're ignoring thing. We're

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Speaker 1: ignoring something. We've got to figure out how you can

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Speaker 1: fix this problem because granted, granted, okay, this is only

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Speaker 1: a problem one time year. Right, the tree doesn't buy

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Speaker 1: I mean, Granny, you don't like trees. But the tree

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Speaker 1: with leaves during spring and summer. It didn't like these

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Speaker 1: leaves were not so big, and they were like maybe

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Speaker 1: if you had a conversation with your neighbor. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: that's the easy way, rather cursed the darknessn't let it

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Speaker 1: funny story about my neighbor. Okay, funny story. It's funny, hilarious,

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Speaker 1: so funny story. You know what, I really can you

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Speaker 1: I can't even to be stupid. You will die without trees,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not on my property. Let somebody else worry

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Speaker 1: about that. Is it a big leaf, maple? It's like that, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's like that. That's the way it is. By the

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Speaker 1: time that people really start dying for lack of trees,

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Speaker 1: I'll have already been dead. So somebody else's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't even care if somebody else's words with problems wor

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Speaker 1: crap that's gonna happen to this earth. By the time

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Speaker 1: it all happens, we will all be gone. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter for any what about your daughter's gone too, And

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Speaker 1: there's no way there's a bigger here. Maybe all of you,

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Speaker 1: you guys are homeowners. Have you ever experienced anything like

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Speaker 1: this with your neighbors? Yes? What everything? I have a

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Speaker 1: his house, and he told me I need to cut them. Now, legally,

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Speaker 1: he can cut them if he wants, but I don't

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Speaker 1: have to pay to cut them. I can't be responsible

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Speaker 1: for the tree growing. That's that's the law. However, have

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Speaker 1: you called great tea? He blows his leaves himself, and

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Speaker 1: I have a guy blows my leaves because I don't

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Speaker 1: have time bed back. He blows his leaves into the

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Speaker 1: street onto my property. So the spark in front of

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Speaker 1: my house leaf blowers, and no one believes the property

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Speaker 1: there's his leaves there. So I have to like take

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Speaker 1: a big broom and brush them back in front of

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Speaker 1: his house. Now I could say something but that, but

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Speaker 1: then you start and then I have I have dogs

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Speaker 1: by opening the garage door, letting the dog out. And

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Speaker 1: I guess he feels like it's mystery ship if he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know, it's just it's just goes wherever it goes

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Speaker 1: because I have two dogs low and ships on my lawn. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I got the ship. I did. I told you. I

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Speaker 1: picked the ship up and I threw it on his lawn.

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Speaker 1: And then it works. I picked up the ship and

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Speaker 1: threw it on the steps. Okay, which in my neighborhood

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Speaker 1: grown up, we had like the sour bowl woman, right,

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Speaker 1: she would be the woman that was outside of her

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Speaker 1: She had this shitty look on her face, so we

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Speaker 1: called her a sour bowl woman. Which neighbor you, he,

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining you're the angry No, I'm not a good guy.

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Speaker 1: You know. My neighbors love me. You know why because

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Speaker 1: they don't know he kills the stuff. Because when it snows,

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy with the snowblower and I blow. I

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Speaker 1: I take care of my direct neighbor who doesn't have

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Speaker 1: I do his. And I helped my other neighbor out

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Speaker 1: All year round because I did like three or four houses, which,

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Speaker 1: by the way, I get angry because here's the thing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: like they all been there for what they do before you.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, now I have a snowplow and

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Speaker 1: now like no going the drive And he's like, I

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Speaker 1: help him. But him, I've asked slower snowblowers. So I've

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Speaker 1: asked about this, and I go, why don't you just

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Speaker 1: not do it? He goes, I cannot not do it.

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Speaker 1: I started doing this to continue to do happens. I

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Speaker 1: suddenhen I'm out by myself. One guy comes out, then

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Speaker 1: telling myself don't look at him, don't look at him,

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Speaker 1: it's the equivalent of like the t Rex arms when

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Speaker 1: you want someone else to play, I'll give my So

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Speaker 1: the guy across the street from used to do my lawn,

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Speaker 1: my driveway. And then he sold the house to a

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Speaker 1: So when they bought the house, they said, you know,

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Speaker 1: Mike used to do my driveway with that snowblower. We

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Speaker 1: have and like a close attachment. It's that saved me

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Speaker 1: the first time it's snow and I was outsore, I

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Speaker 1: did the two shovels. Oh, he comes over and does

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Speaker 1: But that's where they like if they smell the hair

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Speaker 1: that's so cool. They only cats don't want a cat around.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about living in an apartment all this time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you, guys, it's the best thing

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Speaker 1: And by the way, it's an apartment building. People don't

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Speaker 1: me too, but it costs me defense microwave, and I

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Speaker 1: just go to the doorman. I said, excuse me, could

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Speaker 1: you send the handing end up? Will you have a chance? Okay,

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Speaker 1: no problem, Mr Scary. Ten minutes later, the guy arrives

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Speaker 1: Can you you don't have to think you're gonna paying people.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine going to a restaurant, looking at the menu,

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Speaker 1: not going to that restaurant, but having to pay seventy

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Speaker 1: five dollars. That's what it's like calling a goddamn plumber.

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Speaker 1: They cut your house. If they look, they charge you

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Speaker 1: like we have porters to do that. We have handy man.

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Speaker 1: We just gotta pay the guy to tell me how

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Speaker 1: much he's gonna charge me. Why did you buy a house?

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Speaker 1: What investment? We walk away with something? I have no complaints,

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Speaker 1: Scary with tomorrow by and Halloween. What are your plans?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a lot broadcast that webster slide under his

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Speaker 1: bed until all the Jones, you know, Scary Jones, sign

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Speaker 1: up his apartment for the children to come ring his door. Jones,

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Speaker 1: I've done it before. L shown me up for Trick

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Speaker 1: or Traders. Fifteen minute morning show off