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Speaker 1: Kitty misconnections. That was staring. There's only two places to

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Speaker 1: find true love in this world. One is at Madame

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Speaker 1: Tussau's wax Museum. When you noticed Helen Keller's statue staring

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Speaker 1: right at you.

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Speaker 2: They do not have Helen Keller there?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Do they?

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize she was blinded by love. You're welcome

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Speaker 1: the other places on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 1: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 1: miss connections about yourself. No, I know. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: your first miss connection titled fifteen minutes of Fame, A

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Speaker 1: Lifetime of Love Man for Woman thirties local news. Oh sense,

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Speaker 1: now I saws you.

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Speaker 2: While I was watching Channel eight. You was being interviewed

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Speaker 2: by a reporter about a crime that happened right there

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Speaker 2: at the Walmart work at Okay, I guess dude walked

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Speaker 2: out with three hundred dollars worth of shack shoes and

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Speaker 2: a couple of t bone steaks in his pants. Oh wow,

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Speaker 2: said it was darn funny, and even better that man

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Speaker 2: was me. I don't remember you working there when I

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Speaker 2: stole them items. If I did, maybe I wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: done it because your beauty might have distracted me, and

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Speaker 2: deep down, I'm an honest man.

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Speaker 1: It's got dig a little.

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Speaker 2: My roommate, MOOKI watched the news interview with me and said,

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Speaker 2: you was prettier than his seventh grade math teacher.

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Speaker 1: That's really pretty.

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Speaker 2: After we turned the TV off, old Mook, you bet

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Speaker 2: me ten whole dollars. He said, if I went back

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Speaker 2: to the Walmart say hi to you, I'd for sure

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Speaker 2: get caught.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I told Mook, you won't. Okaya going back to Walmart.

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Speaker 1: I hocked in my truck.

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Speaker 2: Ten minutes later, I'm pulling up to the scene of

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Speaker 2: the crime. I went inside with my hat pulled down low,

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Speaker 2: even did a lap around the star.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't see you. Okay. Did you get dinner

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Speaker 1: though for tonight?

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Speaker 2: Or All I found was discount junior mintioning the clearance bend,

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Speaker 2: so I stole them too, Okay, nobody blinked an eye.

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Speaker 2: You want to come over for some free steak? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Free?

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Speaker 2: That's Chark, Chark, he.

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Speaker 1: Rode at the end. That's Chark. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's his name or what that prepare. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: your next misconnection titled playful Barks and flirty sparks. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna kill woman for man sixties dog parks. Hi. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you remember me, but my name is Sophie.

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Speaker 1: I was the shapely, gray haired woman who had my

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Speaker 1: dog's leash hanging around my neck. Oh, you can take

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Speaker 1: that anyway you want to way. You were the short

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Speaker 1: but hairy Latino man. I think you said your name

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Speaker 1: was Larmo or Lardo. Hard to pick up with the

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Speaker 1: thick accent. Yeah, we talked for a bit about the

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Speaker 1: weather as our dogs played together.

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Speaker 2: I just have a feeling that this is a woman

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Speaker 2: who says gelopano.

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Speaker 1: You said something about your dog being Hernie or homie,

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Speaker 1: probably horny. I couldn't understand that either, but I laughed

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Speaker 1: anyway out of politeness. At one point, you were so

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Speaker 1: kind you bent down in front of my dog, spit

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Speaker 1: on your hands, and then wipe down his fur. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know why you did it, but he seemed

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Speaker 1: to like it.

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Speaker 2: For all it is. I guess.

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Speaker 1: You smiled at me with your front gold tooth, and

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Speaker 1: I gave you a big wink. Not sure if you

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Speaker 1: saw that. My glasses are pretty big. I have a stigmatism.

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Speaker 1: My doctor says, that's why I'm not a candidate for

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Speaker 1: reflective lens surgery.

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Speaker 2: You would get a lens replacement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you don't need to put that in the misconnection.

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Speaker 2: Replacement may help her.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we're both not getting any younger. Maybe we should

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Speaker 1: spend some time together visiting other dog parks around the city.

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Speaker 1: If you found a woman that is okay with you

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Speaker 1: spitting on dogs, I feel like you need to respond

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Speaker 1: to the dog dog. I'm gonna try that when I

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Speaker 1: go home with my dog. See if he likes it. No.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is another woman for man titled You

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Speaker 1: Stink I Wink forty two Flea Market says you were

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Speaker 1: the mature gentleman with the Gandalf looking beard who smelled

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Speaker 1: like old books left behind in an abandoned library. Wo

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Speaker 1: an amazing description. Everyone can smell him, now I can,

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Speaker 1: She says, that's my scent. I was the five foot

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Speaker 1: six blonde with the leopard print cowboy hat carrying around

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Speaker 1: the giant box of Twinkies at the market. You know what, though,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you stand out at the flea

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Speaker 1: market still. Have you been to one of those recently?

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Speaker 1: Your handsome face and Your table of knick knacks got

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Speaker 1: my attention, so I wanted to get yours. You watched

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Speaker 1: me seductively as I picked up almost every item I

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Speaker 1: could from your rickety table while slowly using my other

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Speaker 1: hand to rub various parts of my body. If that

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Speaker 1: doesn't jog your memory, this might. I also purchased the

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Speaker 1: family of taxidermied hamsters from your family. God, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you stuffed them all yourself. Wow, I remember you

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Speaker 1: told me you're known in the art community as the

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Speaker 1: Da Vinci of dead animals.

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Speaker 2: He's a wanted man at the flea market.

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Speaker 1: Purchasing all seven of your zombie hamsters was was only

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Speaker 1: the second best thing that happened to me that day?

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Speaker 1: What was number one? Knowing that I just met the

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Speaker 1: future step step stepfather to my four kids. Oh, because

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Speaker 1: she's been married so many it took me a second time.

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Speaker 1: I gave you my number already use it, ah, that's

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Speaker 1: from She even creeped him out and it steps dead hand.

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Speaker 1: That's your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got your

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up right after this brooking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning,