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Speaker 1: phone tap. And imagine, for whatever reason, your Uber Eats

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Speaker 1: driver calls you to say he's gonna be late. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's happened. Yeah, it sucks, but yeah, and you're trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out why. Usually that conversation would be pretty normal,

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Speaker 1: like I got lost or I got stuck in traffic,

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Speaker 1: the restaurant took too long. But not when eighty nine

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Speaker 1: year old Alan Winterbottom is barely and he's gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you all about why he's late. And if you don't

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Speaker 1: listen to him, he's ready to pick a fight. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. It's another taps on the twenties. Hello, Hello, yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: EarPods are hunko junk h Is this Sarah mc Yes

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Speaker 1: you you you ordered delivery from from a breets right? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Are you at the door? Well not quite. I'm your

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Speaker 1: delivery driver. My name is Alan winter Bottom, pleasure to

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Speaker 1: make your acquaintance nice to meet you. Are you close

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Speaker 1: by or do you know when you're gonna be here? Well? No,

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Speaker 1: so you live in kind of a bad part of town.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that? No? All over you? Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you have the right address? Yeah, no, I got it.

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Speaker 1: This is a I mean it's a regular neighborhood. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's not the problem. Okay. I was driving and

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Speaker 1: my my prostate started doing loop to loops. It's like,

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Speaker 1: oh God, why is that information pertinent? Right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: when nature calls you gotta answer, all right, I didn't

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Speaker 1: have the dipe on. If you need to go like

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Speaker 1: I this is not too much information for mere gen

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Speaker 1: z what. I'm sure you'll tweet about this later. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to have a conversation. You know, you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: respect your elders when they're talking to you. Don't talk

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Speaker 1: to me like that. Okay, Now you sound like my

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Speaker 1: second ex wife, Helen. She passed from the gout. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: Hussie's still nagging me from the grave. You're unbelievable, man.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what your deal is. I had to

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Speaker 1: pull into one of one of the Marco stations do

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Speaker 1: little TCB? Why taking care of business? I mean you're done? Same? Okay, great? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: can you just tell me when you're going to be here?

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Speaker 1: And I've been in here ten minutes and I just

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Speaker 1: realized now they ran out of teepee? Sure please, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to know any of this. It's like the

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Speaker 1: movie Castaway. If you've seen that one, can you I'm

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Speaker 1: stranded over here. I'm looking down at Wilson staring back

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Speaker 1: at me. All right, He's like, oh boy, you're screwed.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is way too much information. Will

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Speaker 1: you asked? I did not ask. The only thing I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get out of you is to tell me

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Speaker 1: when you're going to be here. Well, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you. I can't until I get some tepee. So

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Speaker 1: if you could come meet me at the ARCO. You're

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Speaker 1: telling me that you're expecting me to bring you toilet

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Speaker 1: paper to a gas station. I don't. I am an

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Speaker 1: old man. And if you would come over and meet

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Speaker 1: Alan Winner, bottom's bottom better, Oh gosh, that's a dark twist.

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Speaker 1: You say that five times fast, Alan Winner, bottoms bottoms better,

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Speaker 1: your bottoms bottom? I can't see it. This is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Well, I need to get a different

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Speaker 1: delivery man. Don't get your pennies in a bundles. Do

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Speaker 1: not say that to me. I didn't want no hoodlums

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Speaker 1: to swipe your food, so I brought your pantie into

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Speaker 1: the john with what I'm keeping it warm on my lap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm dying. Oh yeah, it's just like when Nurse Julie

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Speaker 1: readjusts my pelvic bone. I am disgusted right now. Your

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Speaker 1: sister Charlotte didn't seem disgusted by it when I talked

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Speaker 1: to her what She actually likes seniors and appreciates them,

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Speaker 1: unlike some people. Who is this. I'm not an old man.

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Speaker 1: I'm a radio host. This is my real voice. My

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Speaker 1: name's jeff I'm sorry. I'm from Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning and your sister Charlotte wanted to set you

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Speaker 1: up for a prank call. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: kill her. I'm gonna swing by if I can use

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Speaker 1: your crapper for a second, that'd be nice. No, please,

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Speaker 1: just put some loud music on. You won't be able

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Speaker 1: to hear nothing. That voice. I never want to hear

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Speaker 1: that voice ever again. Play some of those modern jams,

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Speaker 1: you know, hoop them Gumnam style, Hope dope, no, thank you,

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Speaker 1: just hurt my knee on that one. I'm gonna kill her,

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Speaker 1: kill her. Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning