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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nest?

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Speaker 3: Let's go, let's get let's get stupid tams teen, Let's

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Speaker 3: do that stupid terms teen. This right here is bet Bugs, Shirley,

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Speaker 3: bid Boogs, big Boots.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, call us scrunching her face up,

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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, let's be stupid for a minute.

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Speaker 2: Let's go cat Hello, Hellong trying to speak to Shenise.

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Speaker 4: She's down here right now.

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Speaker 2: If I think a message, Uh, do you know when

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Speaker 2: she's coming back?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Is this a business calls him? No? No, this is personal.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to her immediately.

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Speaker 4: No, you need to talk to me. It's just a man.

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Speaker 4: Who is it?

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Speaker 2: This is? This is Brandon? Who are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm ernest man? But why do you know Sonise?

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Speaker 2: I got a bit of a situation here, man, And

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Speaker 2: it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money

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Speaker 2: from her. So I kind of need to talk to

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Speaker 2: her about about getting this money. Uh. Is totally disrupted

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Speaker 2: my whole apartment and I need to actually see about

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Speaker 2: talking to her about getting this whole problem taking care.

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Speaker 4: Of what's the what's the situation? What's the what's going on?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars in the rears due to due to Shaynese and I,

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Speaker 2: you know, I need to see if she's gonna be

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Speaker 2: able to pay me for this situation or what. You know,

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Speaker 2: do my girl owe you money? She owes me twenty

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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Twenty five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know

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Speaker 4: who you are, first of all, So what's up with

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Speaker 4: the twenty five hundred dollars? Man?

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Speaker 2: First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and I've

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Speaker 2: been I know, I've been knowing Sheie probably for the

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Speaker 2: last three or four months now, Okay, So here you

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Speaker 2: want to know what all in a nutshell is? It's

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Speaker 2: like this son, he's been coming through, okay for the

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Speaker 2: last three or four months, been coming over here to

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Speaker 2: my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now

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Speaker 2: finding out within the last two weeks. It's I had

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Speaker 2: to get get rid of my couch. I had to

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Speaker 2: get rid of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's

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Speaker 2: ben mattress.

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Speaker 4: Wait a man, dude, wait a minute, So you're trying

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Speaker 4: to tell me she was in your bed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been in my bed.

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Speaker 4: Dude, she been in your bed? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: Where she's twenty five hundred dollars. Problem is at twenty

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Speaker 4: five hundred dollars you talking about my girl was in

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Speaker 4: your bed. Now, were not even gonna get into that.

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Speaker 4: You understand what I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: You can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: hold up, brother ball, you calling here? You calling here?

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Speaker 4: You calling here? And hear a dude answer the phone

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Speaker 4: that you still got to to have for her, and theyn'

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Speaker 4: gonna tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about

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Speaker 4: some mattress.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm out my my mattresses. Man on a thousand

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Speaker 2: bucks full of bed bucks. I had to throw that away.

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Speaker 4: May I'm probably worry about those mattress. Dude, you're talking

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Speaker 4: about my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm

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Speaker 4: about to pop the question on her, and you want

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Speaker 4: to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you

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Speaker 4: or take it with you for the last four months.

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Speaker 4: It's about to be over in a minute.

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Speaker 2: Now. What if you want to marry snise cool.

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Speaker 4: I don't care nothing about it. Don't even worry about

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Speaker 4: that now. But you know when I fall talking about

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Speaker 4: some matress, man, that's that's a problem, dude. I ain't

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Speaker 4: worried about no matchss.

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Speaker 2: We don't worry them. Iin't got no mattress right.

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Speaker 4: Now my house, you call them mine.

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Speaker 2: I do not call a mattress right now, Nor do

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Speaker 2: I have a couch. Do you understand?

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Speaker 4: No, I ain't cant about some mattress in the couch, dude,

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Speaker 4: I don't care nothing about that. Your name, you say

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Speaker 4: your name, Brandon.

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Speaker 2: I'm Brandon, Yes, yeah, brand Okay.

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Speaker 4: You don't worry about it bright now because you're gonna find

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Speaker 4: me a real slow. Don't let me find you before

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Speaker 4: you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying, don't

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Speaker 4: you don't.

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Speaker 2: Don't do no.

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Speaker 4: Add you can have them big bugs and that mattress

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Speaker 4: or whatever. Answer me for all I care. But what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying is you talking about some big buzz and

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Speaker 4: the bit bugs over here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what you get see them problem over here

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Speaker 2: in my place?

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Speaker 4: I don't can't have them problem. She ain't bring nothing

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Speaker 4: over the first of all, but I ain't that ain't

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Speaker 4: even a problem. Right now, you've.

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Speaker 2: Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here, right, don't.

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Speaker 4: Worry about who you had over there. But you're gonna

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Speaker 4: call here talking about no money. You ain't getting nothing

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Speaker 4: from here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, First of all, due check this out. I don't

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Speaker 2: have a problem with you, Okay, Me and you cool.

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Speaker 4: When you problem, we already got a problem. You call

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Speaker 4: with me something about you been sleeping with my brother?

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Speaker 2: Hey, dog dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.

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Speaker 2: Me and you cool? Dog we cool?

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Speaker 4: We not cool?

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Speaker 2: We not cool.

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Speaker 4: But I'm gonna find out a little water. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: handle Sanise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle

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Speaker 4: you later.

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Speaker 2: What you think what you're talking about? You, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: handle me.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, do you want a mass right and marriage? Shenise?

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Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with that. My water,

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Speaker 2: my money back man for the for the property of

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Speaker 2: mind that she has ruined.

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Speaker 4: Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket raptor

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Speaker 4: around that.

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Speaker 2: He Hey, dud, dude, why are you sitting here creating

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Speaker 2: the drama with me? When me, me and you, we

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Speaker 2: ain't even the problem. The problem is Shani.

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Speaker 4: The problem is you picked up your phone and you

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Speaker 4: call here. That's the problem. You got too, dus. You

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Speaker 4: ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messans. Now

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Speaker 4: you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: You know what I see. I can't talk to you.

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Speaker 2: When do Shanise get home?

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Speaker 4: Man, don't worry about when Shanise get home. What you

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Speaker 4: needed wh if I was when I find you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in

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Speaker 2: it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna have your money. I have your mattress too. Please

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Speaker 4: understand he's gonna be wrestling read or what?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man,

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Speaker 2: sit nisseas, bring bed bugs over to my house. Leave

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Speaker 2: them all in my mattress, leave them all over my couch.

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Speaker 2: Where I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong?

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Speaker 2: At man, where I'm wrong.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she

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Speaker 4: had a man, say, what did you know she had

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Speaker 2: But I mean kind of kind of sort of but

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Speaker 2: not really though he ain't.

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Speaker 4: No kind of sort of man even you know she

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Speaker 4: knew she had a man, right, and you still win?

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Speaker 4: DDI Right?

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Speaker 2: Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm dealing with these bed bugs. Understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Dude, do you understand you messing up for a four

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Speaker 4: years relationship? You know how much time I put in

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Speaker 4: with this woman, four eight four years, were about to

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Speaker 4: get we was about to get married, and you call

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Speaker 4: in here with this.

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Speaker 2: What are y'all supposed to get married?

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,

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Speaker 4: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 4: you is due you calling here on some big buggy,

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Speaker 4: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 4: But the fact that you told me that she was

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Speaker 4: over your house and your dead, that's over. It's over now.

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Speaker 4: You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: That's gonna get dot with. I'm walking up out of here.

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Speaker 4: But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor

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Speaker 4: is to come find your prince of all. How do

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Speaker 4: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 2: They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone

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Speaker 2: number in the house number told me, you know, if

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Speaker 2: it's an emergency, called the house.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and this is an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an emergency.

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Speaker 4: Learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because when

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Speaker 4: I come down because on your drunk, either you come

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Speaker 2: Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the

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Speaker 4: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will play for

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Speaker 2: the bed But who is Tommy? Tommy dog nephew Tommy

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Speaker 2: from the Steve all Be Morning Show. Ernest, you just

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Speaker 2: got pranked by your girl shot mee.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 4: Y'all y'all, hey, it was over.

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Speaker 2: It was over.

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Speaker 4: You understand what I'm telling you?

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Speaker 2: Over there?

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Speaker 1: You have it stupid on this good Wednesday morning. Dead

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Speaker 1: mug yep?

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Speaker 2: Does it make your skin crawl? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeh Suirley.

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Speaker 2: Yes it does.

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Speaker 1: Yeh, that'll make you throw the whole mattress out and

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the whole bed everything window.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, lifted right on up Dallas for worth.

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Speaker 3: The Nephew was coming to town Addison Addison improv man,

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Speaker 3: and y'all already found out that I'm coming because you're

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Speaker 3: selling me out and I want to say thank you

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Speaker 3: in advance. I appisated, I appreciate it. Nephew coming Halloween.

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Speaker 3: That's this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Got a few

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Speaker 3: tickets left. They trying to get the nefew to add show.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna think about it for me, all right, let

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Speaker 3: me let me let me sleep on a night shows.

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Speaker 1: I this on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Listen if I give on Sunday, I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, Monday is nothing to help

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Speaker 3: if you.

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Speaker 1: Do two shows on Sunday. Yeah, what is I'm coming

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Speaker 1: in here Monday for? Is it your job? Because it's

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Speaker 1: your job, I don't know there's a such thing at work.

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Speaker 1: Overload y'all. Now, y'all know that you need to really stop. Wow,

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Speaker 1: where where can you do this? Nowhere? But all right,

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Speaker 1: my job for gave me all right.

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Speaker 4: Coming up next Strawberry letter, thanking a for you, subject

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Speaker 4: hands on your knees.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into that right after this