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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 2: I'm jerking off right now.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell if I go back in there, I

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Speaker 3: will throw up?

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Speaker 4: The only place in public that I might ship is

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Speaker 4: at airport.

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Speaker 3: Buckle up. Make sure you get that tie frame. I

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Speaker 3: took my pants off for this pod. This is a pie.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we should do pants off pods. I'll do it

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Speaker 3: every ed. Okay, I'm always goon and I'm always goon.

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Speaker 5: And is it against the rules to like, can you

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Speaker 5: if you're not if you can't see me bus, but

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Speaker 5: you can tell I'm busting?

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Speaker 3: Is that illegal or legal? Like a like what's the website?

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Speaker 3: The yes chat? Beautiful? Sorry sorry beautiful? Ignore that, Ignore

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Speaker 3: that beautiful agony where it's just like girls faces Xamster.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Was the one real quick segment, Adam? What was the

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Speaker 5: one where you could vote on a picture?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Goddess Goddess Post, Goddess Post.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I knew Adam, but when he told

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Speaker 5: me about Goddess Post, I was like, I rock with this, dude.

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Speaker 5: It was like a Mom and Pop pornos site where

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Speaker 5: it's just like they took submission.

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Speaker 3: By the way, this year was like two thousand and five.

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Speaker 5: Yes, they would like take submissions and I think they'd

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Speaker 5: be like twelve. Then people would vote, and then the

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Speaker 5: next day you could check yesterday's results and like it.

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Speaker 4: Was like Genie, why but wouldn't it be if you

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Speaker 4: if you won on Goddess Post, you would advance to

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Speaker 4: the next round, so the same picture, like would go

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Speaker 4: to the next round.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you're overthinking it, like it was no, no, no,

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Speaker 5: it was day it was.

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Speaker 4: That would be pretty cool, like kind of like Battle

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Speaker 4: of the Babes and.

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Speaker 2: I can always guess exactly which one was going to win.

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Speaker 3: I knew sometimes it was very easy. You were you

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Speaker 3: actually had an insane ability. I knew what the people liked.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you know, finger on the Pulse of the.

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Speaker 4: Beauty Theater of the Creeps. You've always been finger on

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Speaker 4: the Throb. You're really finger on the Throb of the

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Speaker 4: creep and we love you for that.

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Speaker 3: Wait, why did you just make it the creeps? He

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Speaker 3: said it, he said it. Why did you make it

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Speaker 3: the creeps? Because you're you know, dude, yerk it off

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Speaker 3: and you're there gooning, you know, but like we all,

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Speaker 3: we all still go on there every day. No, well

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Speaker 3: it it hasn't exist. It is two thousand and six. Wait,

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Speaker 3: I gotta go since I shut it down. Wait, so, yeah,

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Speaker 3: can we beautiful? What is beautiful Agony? We've definitely touched upon.

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Speaker 3: It's the website. We've talked about it, so to speak.

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Speaker 5: It's a porno site where you just are seeing what

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Speaker 5: you're seeing of me right now.

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Speaker 3: But it's like girls masters that porno.

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Speaker 4: There was no nudity. There was no nudity. It was

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Speaker 4: a camera specifically on the face.

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Speaker 2: This is this is Blake's perfect porn site right here.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was sul tree. Is that the word

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Speaker 4: I'm looking for? It was quite sult tree. That's definitely

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Speaker 4: a word. It was just the face of I think

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Speaker 4: it was always females, right, was it also, dude?

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there was dudes.

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Speaker 5: By the way, the fact that you even I don't know, man,

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Speaker 5: that's a good question.

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Speaker 3: I wonder, I don't know. Maybe God has post is

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Speaker 3: on Twitter now? Dude? Oh really, Oh that's huge.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations to the submitter of today's number one voted and

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Speaker 5: it's on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: X dot com.

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Speaker 2: Someone just sent me a uh video on X and

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Speaker 2: I got hacked out of X years years ago and

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Speaker 2: I can't get on. And it bums me out so

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Speaker 2: much when somebody sends you a video and then you

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Speaker 2: can't respond because you haven't been able to look at it,

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Speaker 2: and then they like reach back.

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Speaker 3: Out, like what do you think of the video?

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Speaker 2: You know they want you to respond, And it's like

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Speaker 2: a work friend too, so I'm sure it's work related.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm pretty I'm pretty salty that I can't

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Speaker 2: look at this fit Dude. Should I just make another

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Speaker 2: X account? I think you should, Dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, it's I say, here's every time I get

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Speaker 5: sent something, dude, I get brought on there and then

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Speaker 5: you just watch somebody get like get shot in the face.

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Speaker 2: That's that's why I was fine when I got when

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Speaker 2: they when I was hacked out of it and I

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Speaker 2: couldn't sign back in, I was like, because you would

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Speaker 2: wake up in the first thing in the morning, you

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Speaker 2: just flip it open and you start looking and you're

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Speaker 2: just like, oh, I just saw someone get eaten by

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Speaker 2: a shark like hit by a a train the first

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Speaker 2: thing in the morning, You're like, yeah, Jesus, that's.

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Speaker 4: That's when it really hit the fan for me. The

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Speaker 4: morning when I woke up and the first thing I

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Speaker 4: saw was that video of the dude getting eaten by

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Speaker 4: a shark, and I was just like.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Blake, I'm on a beautiful agony dot com and oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's guy, there's there's dudes.

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Speaker 3: There's almost all guys.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's coming.

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Speaker 3: Didn't used to be. It didn't used to be. Now

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Speaker 3: there's a lot of guys on here. There's a lot

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Speaker 3: of guys. Didn't used to be.

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Speaker 5: It was a very it was a very like feminine

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Speaker 5: porno site, and of course guys, as we do, we

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Speaker 5: just had to move in and take over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, so basically the concept, and we've talked about

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Speaker 4: this before, but it's a lockoff camera on the face

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Speaker 4: of people who are reaching orgasm.

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful Agony dot Com quoting it lockoff.

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Speaker 7: I've never heard you like, I'm so eloquent, fucking well

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Speaker 7: said also, that was actually really cool with the right Yeah,

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Speaker 3: That's what it is. I mean, there's no other there's

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Speaker 3: no other way to explain it. I'm locking off. This

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Speaker 3: is locked off, my connection going out? Yeah, and what

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Speaker 3: did you like so much about that? But can we

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Speaker 3: do that live on this podcast?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can we? I mean yeah, can we do that on

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Beautiful agony ourselves? Beautiful agony ourselves?

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Speaker 4: Oh I would I would love that. I think that

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Speaker 4: would be awesome. Dude, No, dude, I'm actually like our

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Speaker 4: o faces. Oh dude, I've have you guys ever made

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Speaker 4: a porno with your loved one? No, and then try

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Speaker 4: to try to watch it back? No, not at all,

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Speaker 4: try to watch it back?

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Speaker 3: Well, all right, give me the phone and they're like,

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Speaker 3: you know, try to watch.

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Speaker 5: This.

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Speaker 3: I erase that, erased that obviously, you know.

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Speaker 2: Uhlo looked beautiful, okay, and I looked.

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Speaker 3: I was. I was sorry for her. I was so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was like the fact that she has to look

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Speaker 2: up at that, the way it works, I'm like, that's wait.

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Speaker 3: What were the angles? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of angles? We're moving on the cameras

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Speaker 2: moving all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Was it a locked was it locked off? Was it

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Speaker 3: a cowboy angle? Blake? What has all these terminologies? He

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Speaker 3: wants to try?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he wants to work the angles freak. See wait,

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Speaker 8: was the camera move I'm sorry? Was it a handheld thing?

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Speaker 8: Like I was sitting it over here? Was sitting over there.

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Speaker 3: We have a few tripods, so there's lighting situation. I

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Speaker 3: mean we you know, we had a few kenos up.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, keno flow you need another four inches?

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 4: So like there were setups like you'd take a break

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Speaker 4: and then you'd move the camera and stuff like that,

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Speaker 4: so you'd have to re enter it.

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Speaker 3: Was it, It was It was years and years ago.

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Speaker 3: Is one when we had one of those little.

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Speaker 2: Handheld camst week and then.

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Speaker 3: You put it you put it over here, keep it

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Speaker 3: fresh fresh. You know you're moving it.

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Speaker 2: You're not taking a break. It's sort of in the

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Speaker 4: So it's like it's in arm arm's length, so you

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Speaker 4: can like move it here and here, Like how are

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Speaker 4: you propping it up?

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Speaker 3: Are you like holding it? Have you never? You've literally never,

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Speaker 3: I've never. I have no. I have no desire to film.

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Speaker 3: Here's what what I'm doing? Why because what you're doing

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Speaker 3: is so dirty and disgusting. Finish.

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Speaker 5: I do love the idea climbing in the sack with

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Speaker 5: our significant others and they're like, why.

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Speaker 3: Are you wearing those sunglasses?

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Speaker 4: Now that's now that I actually thought about, and I'm

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Speaker 4: so bummed. I lost the metas within odd day because

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Speaker 4: I think I might what.

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Speaker 3: You you were like, I'm gonna do a po V style.

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Speaker 3: I think I might have tried.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yeah tried, And I gotta say, there's in

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Speaker 5: my mind, there's nothing more that our significant others want

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Speaker 3: Oak with a blinking light in the middle of his forehead.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's literally a zero possibility that Blake hasn't had

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Speaker 2: sex with wrap around oakleys on. Oh that's say one

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Speaker 2: hundred two hundred chance that he's done that. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's regular.

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Speaker 3: Yeah obviously.

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Speaker 2: But well then but then, but see, the point of

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Speaker 2: is to see other angles.

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Speaker 4: Is to see the different Well, you could probably take

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Speaker 4: your glasses off and kind of like put them under

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Speaker 4: your nuts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you could just set them anywhere, Blake, but.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wiener is your nose and you could kind of

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Speaker 4: like put them on like a so.

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Speaker 3: Just like A that's beautiful. A they're kissing, they're kissing you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, kind yeah, or you're talking about okay, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, come on, keep up, yeah, keep keep up, keep up. Okay.

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Speaker 4: I I think if you hacked my meta, it would

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Speaker 4: be me like running and then and then every tenth

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Speaker 4: run would be me.

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Speaker 2: Fucking no, it would be you know what it would

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Speaker 2: be is it would be you running and then every

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Speaker 2: tenth one is you trying to convince your girl to

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Speaker 2: let you do this, and it's just like I'm recording,

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Speaker 2: we can have it normally, I'm already recording.

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Speaker 5: That is the YouTube sketch that we would have made

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Speaker 5: if we just started making.

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Speaker 3: God, that's good. No, no, no, no, you take it off

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Speaker 3: and we can have sex. But honey, this is okay.

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Speaker 3: They're not on. They're not on. I do love the

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Speaker 3: idea that it's like it's okay, they're not they're not.

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Speaker 3: It's not recording, it's bleaking, it's blinking. It starts off.

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Speaker 5: As like a pitch where it's like check me out,

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Speaker 5: I don't know about that. Then it like cuts then

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Speaker 5: it cuts back to like why not, what's the deal like?

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Speaker 5: And then it's like begging, and then it comes back

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Speaker 3: And then they're just like alright. Then they're at good Will. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I didn't get this, but some what do you guys

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Speaker 5: It's like a dick sleeve, like you wear it on

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Speaker 3: Is We weren't we giving something like that?

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Speaker 5: That was fucking Adams pretending he definitely got it in

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Speaker 3: I'm looking around, we hear it go like he's wearing it.

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Speaker 5: No, But I had a funny idea where it's like

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Speaker 5: I got something for you here. You put this on.

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Speaker 5: It's going to change everything. And then the guy goes

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Speaker 3: But yeah, he's like, you put you put this on.

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Speaker 3: So then you go You're welcome, and he's like, so

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Speaker 9: You need another four inches?

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Speaker 3: Okay? I see like your new sketch group. Yeah, boy,

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Speaker 10: Some fun pitches. They're all based comedy. Everything is a point.

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Speaker 10: If I could get on.

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Speaker 5: The front page of Pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few.

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Speaker 2: But remember when when wasn't it like Brassers or porn

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Speaker 3: Like, I feel like we would have. I feel like

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Speaker 3: we'd still be there. No, I think Isaac talked to

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Speaker 3: It was like a smaller company Mike in Brazil. Wow,

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Speaker 3: what a deep cut. I love that. Damn.

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Speaker 5: I do wish that we as a team were like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Fucking donal thing.

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Speaker 2: The fuck Yeah, we wait until we were all in

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Speaker 3: AI is going to take.

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Speaker 4: You fit in, man, don't be surprised when you see

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Speaker 3: Where you fit in.

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Speaker 2: That's the that's the uh branding on side of that package.

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Speaker 3: Where you sid dick's leave, get in where you fit in.

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Speaker 9: You need another four inches?

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a whole hold of that story.

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Speaker 2: Because if you put anything over your dick, it's going

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Speaker 2: something and it would be smaller.

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Speaker 5: No, you can mash your like flascid dick into something

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about like mashing your flask.

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Speaker 2: Well, then then it wouldn't even stay on, Grandma, it

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Speaker 3: Here's here's here's all I'm gonna say. We need to know.

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Speaker 3: We got to get to the bottom of this.

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Speaker 5: So if you are a manufacturer, send us various sizes

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Speaker 5: of whatever you got, because cool.

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Speaker 4: Is how much wrong information we've spewed on this podcast.

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Speaker 4: And this is the first time Adam's throwing a flag

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Speaker 5: Because he's got the Russell Crow like fucking ones and

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Speaker 4: Actually, and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a flag on

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Speaker 3: It would be no matter what, it's gonna be a

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Speaker 3: Adam was real quiet, had like a pencil out and

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Speaker 6: Science guys, Hang on, wait what second?

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Speaker 5: I mean yeah, here, yes, yes, it would automatically be bigger.

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Speaker 5: But if you stuff a flaccid dick into a smaller

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think there's some holes and there's some holes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah holes, there's gonna be you'll put a hole in it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: By the way, that's the nightmare. Is that?

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Speaker 5: Like, wait, what you look down at your dick and

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Speaker 5: it just like looks like a dick splitting out of

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Speaker 4: No, I mean you're saying like it's a dick that

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Speaker 4: like maybe if it's like the way we lose teeth,

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Speaker 2: So like, but that's the case that everyone everyone's dick

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Speaker 2: shed wouldn't that be nice? Yes, then you know that

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Speaker 2: I'm shedding. I can't. I can't do anything this weekend.

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Speaker 2: It's our period, Like I'm shedding this weekend, and men deserve.

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Speaker 4: Men deserve to have a little bit of a rush.

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Speaker 4: You can hiccup, dude, I feel sometimes I.

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Speaker 3: Feel like we have hiccups, like we murder people all

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Speaker 3: the time. No, but that's our bad brains.

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Speaker 2: Most sociopaths are most suicides, like men mostly the week

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but we have no control.

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Speaker 5: We we we have a certain amount of testosterone and

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Speaker 2: There's ways and well, well Blake doesn't have that testosterone,

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Speaker 2: so that's why he's right.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, can you go yet? That low?

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Speaker 2: From the testosterone test that we did over a year ago,

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Speaker 4: Here's the well, I took it later in the day.

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Speaker 4: You have to take it early. But here's the deal.

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Speaker 3: I'm here.

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Speaker 4: Men had to shed their penis every ten years, and

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Speaker 4: there was a week.

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Speaker 3: There was a week.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day.

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Speaker 2: You've been funny, way to do it? Ship, You've been like, no,

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Speaker 3: That isn't how it works.

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Speaker 4: If you knew about testosterone and he looked it up

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Speaker 4: all the time to find out.

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Speaker 3: Why, finding out why you would know, then you would know.

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Speaker 4: Look, so for one week, men can't have sex because

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's terrible.

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Speaker 5: And do we if we hang out together, do we

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Speaker 3: Like we sink up if we if we se period?

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Speaker 4: But also remember you're shedding your penis larger to get larger.

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Speaker 3: It's you're you're being rewarded after the show. Well see,

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Speaker 3: but what if it's not a reward.

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Speaker 2: What if someone a reward has too What if someone

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Speaker 3: If someone has too big of a penis a.

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Speaker 2: Tremus and and they don't want their penis any larger

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Speaker 2: because it's too big.

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Speaker 3: Right, Well, then tales all the time.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure we would start to develop a medication where.

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Speaker 3: It hurts it hurts their loved ones and someone. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna have to see your meta footage, bro, We'll do

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Speaker 3: it a lot. I'm gonna have to see menage.

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Speaker 4: Meta footage because I we got to get more of

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Speaker 4: those glasses, dude, we really did.

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Speaker 3: I told Isaac, I'm like, what happened to those the

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Speaker 3: glasses hook up? Can we get them? I know? I

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Speaker 3: know our girl a girl Okay? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: By the way it sounds horrible after what we're talking

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Speaker 5: This is our agent's sibling, who.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very nice, has nothing to do with what we're

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Speaker 5: Hey we got our girl, but whoa whoa we are

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Speaker 5: we are going to use it, probably for porno.

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Speaker 4: I think all of I think Meta knows, I think

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Speaker 4: Oakley knows, I think ray Band knows.

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Speaker 3: I think that they know what these these glasses are

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Speaker 3: going to be used for well, because they do weird

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Speaker 2: I was on a shoot the other day and this

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Speaker 2: He was just like they were just honest. He's talking

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Speaker 3: Hey, Adam, can you stop being so many snacks footage

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Speaker 3: of like where my mark and like how to open

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Speaker 5: No, do you think he's rolling as like a protective

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Speaker 5: this is how I'm behaving. So anybody says anything about

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Speaker 3: Scrub the footy. When you cast Adam, you have to

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Speaker 3: have medical you have to it's a protective measure. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: that makes sense. That makes sense. I might have to

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Speaker 3: jerk off in a pot of plant real quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you might catch me near a pot of plant.

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Speaker 3: But no, like why else I'd be like, could we

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Speaker 3: not roll? What do we know?

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Speaker 4: I think it's for BTS. It's like this is the

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Speaker 2: But also but also they let you know when they're

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Speaker 3: It's a day. It's a day. It's like a hey,

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Speaker 4: But but as you guys know, like that ship, like

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Speaker 4: it's not cool, Like that is not a fun day

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Speaker 3: You like kind of get sick of the BTS. Well, sure,

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Speaker 3: I love it. I go character. That's where Durs finally shines.

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Speaker 3: Is the BTS interesting?

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Speaker 5: My character really is dealing with something that I had

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Speaker 5: never thought about until yesterday when they gave me this

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Speaker 5: what we need you to say, And I.

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Speaker 6: Say it, Oh, good for you, dude.

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Speaker 3: Whatever.

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Speaker 2: An actor, especially an actor, if they have kind of

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Speaker 2: a small part and they're like an actor actor and

442
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 2: then they go when behind the scenes asked them to talk,

443
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,480
Speaker 2: and then they that's their time to shine, and then

444
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,399
Speaker 2: they just go off on how deep their character is

445
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 2: and and talks about the inner struggles, and it makes

446
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,719
Speaker 2: you question yourself as an actor because you're like, I

447
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 2: have none of those thoughts.

448
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 3: I did it. What's that guy's fucking?

449
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,719
Speaker 2: I just kind of memorized the lines and uh like

450
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 2: thought about this. Yeah, I just cycled through my funny face.

451
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 4: I went in the mirror and get a couple a

452
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 4: couple of that.

453
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 3: I did one with uh Todd. Who's the guy?

454
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 5: I was in a movie called How to Be Single,

455
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 5: How To Sing, and I was paired with a guy

456
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 5: who we didn't have any scenes together. This guy, this

457
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 5: is Dakota fan No, no, no, this is like a famous dude.

458
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,640
Speaker 5: He's in everything, he books everything.

459
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 3: I don't was it Dakota Fanning in it? Yes?

460
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 5: Dakota Johnson, Johnson Johnson rebel, both of you Johnson?

461
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 3: Uh and he yeah, Jake Lacy Lacey, He's in everything.

462
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 3: He's very good.

463
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 5: And we got paired up for like the press day

464
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 5: and I'm like, here we go, let's do the press

465
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 5: thing like and he's like yeah, And then like we're

466
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 5: rolling and he's just as he's exactly what you want

467
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 5: as like a studio exec to like say the thing,

468
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 5: get the point across, and give the answer that they want.

469
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,959
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm trying to entertain myself because we're

470
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 5: here for twelve hours and he's like nailing it and

471
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920
Speaker 5: I'm looking at him like god damn dog.

472
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 3: Like and that stude.

473
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,640
Speaker 2: That's why he keeps a professional. He's a very good actor.

474
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 2: I think he's a good actor. But that's also why

475
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: he keeps getting hired, is if you that's a huge

476
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 2: part of the job is being good at that stuff.

477
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 3: And I'll admit I'm not very good at that either.

478
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: Good, but just hitting those beats, I'm always like I

479
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: pass it to someone else to hit the beats that

480
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 2: they need you to hit, and I just make jokes.

481
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 4: As soon as you have to say somebody's first and

482
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 4: last name, you're like, uh, you say there.

483
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm back in like a study group

484
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 5: after school where everyone's like and when did that war

485
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 5: end and I'm like, did it?

486
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 4: Like he's here, like someone say, we're still fighting it,

487
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 4: but yo, homie, tell him, help me get it.

488
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: I brought snacks? What up? Sorry? Is it cool if

489
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 3: I eat snacks? You have to know first and last

490
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 3: names too, real? Yeah, well I know first and last names.

491
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 3: That would be Isaac. Who Isaac?

492
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 5: I don't know anybody's name. I don't know anybody's name.

493
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 5: I don't remember my character's name. When they bring you

494
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 5: back like six months later, I'm like.

495
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 3: Bro, that's crazy. Was I Dave or was I? That's crazy?

496
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 3: That is why I'm so crazy that you can't remember that.

497
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's no, it's just a first name. It's

498
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 3: like Tom. Yeah no, sorry, I wasn't even trying to

499
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 3: remember that movie. What do you mean it was the

500
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 3: name of your character?

501
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like yeah, but I've only played like five

502
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 5: different four different names, and I've been in countless project

503
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 5: but I think I've been Tom like a few times.

504
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 5: I've been like Casey a couple of times. Like they're

505
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 5: just I'm only often exactly.

506
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

507
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really hard. No, what the worst is when

508
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 4: you have to know, like in a scene, who you're.

509
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 3: When you have to act and be in character. Dude,

510
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 3: that is the wors.

511
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know anybody's character name. Let her know,

512
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 4: let alone anybody's name.

513
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 3: Let her know, let it know. Yeh yeah, I don't

514
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 3: know nothing, dude, let her know. Let it just out

515
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 3: here winging it dude. Okay, we could tell, no, we

516
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 3: could tell a dream is a true Yeah. Now I

517
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 3: don't have a problem remembering names. But you have a

518
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 3: great memory. You remember like lines from ten movies ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

519
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 3: I know.

520
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: My My memory is actually like, it's weird how it

521
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 2: works very specifically, same dude, and then it's so bad

522
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 2: in other uh, in other parts, like I couldn't tell

523
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 2: you we just did a podcast before this podcast, couldn't

524
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 2: tell you what one thing we talked about.

525
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. I don't know true because

526
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 3: people people.

527
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 2: Uh, my buddy who I went on the Orlando trip with,

528
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, so do you guys plan the podcast?

529
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: There has to be like a skeleton of remember his name,

530
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: go ahead, my buddy. Well, I don't know if he

531
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: wants me to to air him out, but he was like, yeah,

532
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: my buddy's sly. He was like do you have a

533
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: skeleton like outline? And I'm like, you must not have

534
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: listened to the podcast because there it's so dumb. We

535
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: just bounce around and we talk about our day and

536
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: I'm so thankful that anyone listens.

537
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 3: We wanted this.

538
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 2: Let's think him a moment of thanks, take a moment

539
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: of thanks gratitude because you know this, this ship is important.

540
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, but how how cool would it be to have

541
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,959
Speaker 4: a podcast that you actually like kind of studied up

542
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: on and like you kind of brought some thoughts to

543
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 4: the table and really sort of like I'm good, okay.

544
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 3: What like what is the way what you what would

545
00:25:59,400 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 3: be that?

546
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 2: Like, by the way, you don't want to do that

547
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: because you don't you don't even want to post about

548
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: our successful podcast.

549
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 3: That's different. I'm not eating constantly is like my only

550
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 3: contribution to effort here. That's different.

551
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 4: Like if you like, say we were diving into like

552
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 4: a subject where we okay, say we did like a playback,

553
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 4: like we were watching even okay, episodes of Hey dude,

554
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 4: all right, and we're going from episode one to the

555
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 4: end of it, right.

556
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 2: Okay, And why would we watch episodes of watch episodes

557
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 2: of Workaholics.

558
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 4: I think, hey, dude actually has a podcast coming out

559
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 4: which I'm kind of stoked on it.

560
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: And it's Christine Taylor m m. Yeah, Stiller's Stiller's wife

561
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 3: is doing it.

562
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 4: It's going to be fire, dude, It's going to be fired, probably.

563
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 4: But so we would all take time before, like the

564
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 4: night before we'd watch it. You'd have a notepad, you'd

565
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 4: kind of like write ideas, and we'd like kind of

566
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 4: go down a list like.

567
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 5: You're explaining a genre. Yeah, I'm talking about what you

568
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 5: want to do, Like what would be a thing that

569
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 5: you would want to do?

570
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: And is that one of them? A watchback show?

571
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 4: Not watch back, but at least something where we had

572
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 4: to like do some homework and maybe.

573
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 3: Like bring it the next set I would want to do.

574
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 2: I like the idea of us watching an episode of

575
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 2: Workaholics because then the fans could go back and they

576
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 2: could watch that episode with us, and then we can

577
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: rehash everything we remember, because there's some episodes. Once you

578
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 2: get past season two, I don't remember what what the

579
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 2: hell happened?

580
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: I don't remember.

581
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 2: I think the first season we were so because we

582
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 2: sat with that for like two years before it even

583
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: came out right, and so like you really had a

584
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: long time, And then we wrote season two while we

585
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: were waiting for season one to come out, so we

586
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: just had a long time to sit with those episodes.

587
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 3: And then by season three we were like off to

588
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 3: the races. So if this is like the watch back,

589
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 3: we're gonna make them those I think.

590
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: I think those episodes I don't remember, and there's certain

591
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: like every once in a while, I'll be like, I'll

592
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: throw on some Workaholics.

593
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 3: Before the before the cruise, before.

594
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: The cruise, I was like, let me see, and I

595
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: put on an episode the cruise before and I was like,

596
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: I was just like picked a random one, and I'm like,

597
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't fucking remember even shooting this.

598
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: No idea that being said, pretty funny, pretty funny, pretty funny,

599
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: pretty funny.

600
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 4: No, Like I when we watched it in that theater

601
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 4: with everybody on the cruise, like that was the first

602
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: time I had watched Workaholics in a very long time. Yeah,

603
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 4: in the years, and like the jokes were fresh to me,

604
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 4: some of them. I was like, oh ship, that was well,

605
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 4: they gotta be they gotta be fresh mine.

606
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: They got it, they got it.

607
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, I will say on the cruise. Those are

608
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: two of them the most seen episodes of our show.

609
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 4: So that makes me wonder, what the fuck else did

610
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 4: we film because those two I'm pretty familiar with.

611
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: Those, probably, but that was probably one day. There's probably

612
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 3: some might just like completely forgot, right. Oh, absolutely absolutely,

613
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: we did eighty seven apps. That's a lot.

614
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 4: I remember stuff like I remember being on the Gravitron

615
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 4: the whole damn day and getting sick, and then like

616
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 4: right before that or after that, crushing Panda Express.

617
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 3: But those were like two different episodes, right, was that

618
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: even the same episode? No, but we filmed it the

619
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: same day. I just remember it. I think those are too.

620
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 5: I think those are two times we got nauseous in

621
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 5: the front in the front yard, Oh, I thought we

622
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 5: were just vomiting on stead all day.

623
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 3: No, no, no, And that was me being like, wait,

624
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: hang on, I can throw up. Do you guys want

625
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 3: me to throw up? If I go back in there,

626
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 3: I will throw up. We'll shoot it, shoot it, yeah,

627
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 3: Baby Neuts, make sure you get it. Baby. I think

628
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: Baby Nuts was like, let's get this. It was directing.

629
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that too, and then we all had

630
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: to go back in there. Waiting for Durst to actually

631
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: throw up.

632
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 4: Yes, but it was crazy, like being on the gravitron

633
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 4: all day actually did fuck us up.

634
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a nightmare idea. We had a lot of.

635
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: Really, I would say my least favorite episode to shoot

636
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: was that when we're fighting each other.

637
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: In the pool, naked in the pool, fish with the.

638
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: Fish, that's right, and we're just hitting each other with

639
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 2: dead fish and it's like they're exploding and we're getting

640
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: like the innards of the fish all over ourselves as.

641
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 6: They were real.

642
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were real.

643
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 6: It was real.

644
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 3: We're very like, we have to do it real, like,

645
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: we were very that well, it was the only way

646
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 3: to make it real.

647
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: We didn't have money to make fake fish to explode,

648
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: but we had fake fish floating in the pool. Yeah,

649
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: but they if you hit each other with it, it

650
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 2: wouldn't look they wouldn't explode like a real fish.

651
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 3: We had to hit the fish together to blow up.

652
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 3: That was like the thing. Yeah, dude, it's so funny.

653
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 6: Fucking thing sucks.

654
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was cool though. That's savage, bro. I guess

655
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 3: when I got eaten by a dog savage.

656
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 4: That was cool, Like, that's that's kind of cool. That's

657
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 4: the kind of shit you have to do. See, this

658
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 4: is dude, this is the this is this is our

659
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 4: callback dang pod. Do we do a callback pod?

660
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: No?

661
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: But okay, wait, but maybe it would be cool to

662
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 4: do something that isn't, you know, Hollywood related.

663
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 3: Maybe we like, we should.

664
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 5: Make somebody, we should make like somebody who works at

665
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 5: like NASA watch an episode and be like, Okay, what

666
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 5: do you think?

667
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, that's

668
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: a good that's a good idea.

669
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: Is we we have someone that's Maybe that's the interview

670
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: podcast we do where we get someone whether it's someone

671
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: that works at NASA or just a serious person, a

672
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: serious actor, and we have them.

673
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: I mean, if we get like Dame Judy Dench.

674
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: To watch an episode, she's also like eighty eighty years old,

675
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: we get her to watch.

676
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 5: I've never seen, but I'm not and we are not

677
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 5: giving her flowers at this point.

678
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: We are not. We shouldn't even set her name is dead.

679
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 4: No, no, it is currently April twentieth. It's actually twenty.

680
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 4: Holy bro, she might be she might be done for No,

681
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: she might be.

682
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: No, she's not.

683
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 11: She's not.

684
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: She's not, she's not.

685
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: But you get someone like that to watch Workaholics and

686
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: give their honest critique.

687
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that. I like that. Will that get sad?

688
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: Just how podcast? I didn't like it? Well, used to

689
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: go and then they logged a bit zoom. I didn't

690
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: like it. Who was I'm sorry, I'm blanking on it.

691
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 3: We we cut her part. But on Game Over, man,

692
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: who was our grandmother? Claus Leachman? Chlorus leech Leachman, alright,

693
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: name legend, legend. I don't remember.

694
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 5: I don't remember anybody who stayed in the movie, but

695
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 5: I remember Cloris Leachman. Yeah.

696
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: She in the makeup trailer day one. She was like, so,

697
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: you guys wrote this movie and we were like yeah,

698
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 2: and she was like, I didn't understand it. And we're

699
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, and she goes, this is the way, Yeah,

700
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: you guys. You guys all sound the same.

701
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay.

702
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: She was just like dunking on our movie and I'm like, yeah, well,

703
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: why do you fucking die.

704
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 3: Cutting you out? Well with that, we're cutting you out.

705
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 3: And I think that's what the podcast would would end

706
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 3: up being.

707
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: It's just like vengeople from a different generation not liking

708
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: our brand of comedy, and I.

709
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 4: Think it instead of old people, we should get young

710
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 4: people who are like, yeah that also, they would like it.

711
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 3: You think they would, I don't know, man, or get

712
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: I don't know. You get some of these yeah, some

713
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 3: of these broccoli haired boys that work out at my gym.

714
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 5: Oh you think that gooners wouldn't like half the fucking

715
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 5: show is beating off in porno.

716
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, all right, shoulder works when they made

717
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: us jerk off like this a way no one.

718
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 3: Has ever jerked off before, so legendary.

719
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm when I was sick, I watched

720
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: two seasons, more than two seasons of Sopranos, which.

721
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: Is a lot. He returned to Sopranos a lot. Yeah,

722
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: I think my four maybe my fourth time. You watched

723
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: twenty hours of television? Yeah, I think it is the

724
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 3: best show, right.

725
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: I watched a few handful of episodes before I got sick,

726
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: and then I just plowed through the rest and.

727
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 3: It is a great show.

728
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 2: I also fell asleep through a few episodes and I'd

729
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 2: come back and I'm like, oh, it happens. But they

730
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: had Chris the cousin or the nephew was jerking off

731
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 2: and they they had him work his shoulder.

732
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 3: I noticed his shoulder was was really.

733
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 2: Crank industry standards, and I was like, oh, that's the note.

734
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 2: That's the note that the network gave him. Like really,

735
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 2: maybe like make that shoulder work because because by the way,

736
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell I'm jerking

737
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: off right?

738
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 3: I mean I know you really, I know you really well,

739
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 3: so yes I can. But I know what you're saying.

740
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 3: It's because it's a risk movement. It's not a shoulder movement.

741
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 4: Like I don't know if chat Roulette is back, but

742
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 4: I've been seeing stuff popping up on like my my

743
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 4: insta explorer page or my what's it called what's.

744
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 3: On your inst Yeah. No, it'll be like people who

745
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 3: like it.

746
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 4: Will be this dude who like is really close to

747
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 4: the camera to make it look like he's like like

748
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 4: I said, of titties or whatever. And it'll be like

749
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 4: and it'll be like guys like you know, they're like

750
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 4: watching it, but you can like kind of like it's

751
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 4: very subtle motion like yeah, but like the but the dudes,

752
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 4: the dudes who are on the chat Roulette I kind of.

753
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 3: Like yeah, and like he'll be like, do you want

754
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: me to show him? And they'll be like yeah, like.

755
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: Like what is.

756
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 3: Exactly stop? What is the what's that look like it?

757
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 4: Right?

758
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 3: And you gotta go on Netflix to stop.

759
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 6: But it'll be like a.

760
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: Guy like, yeah, I know, I know what you're saying.

761
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 3: You want me to show him? And then it'll be

762
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 3: like a dude like and they're like what are you doing?

763
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 3: And then they'll be like, oh, got you, bitch.

764
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 4: I could watch that ship for oh goddamn day, dude,

765
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 4: that ship is so funny. And then they immediately like

766
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 4: turned their camera off. But they're just like, but it's

767
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 4: really subtle. It's really subtle, but you can kind to tell.

768
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 3: It's just like a very small move.

769
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 2: By the way, I've never I've never seen that that

770
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: Your Explorer page is hilarious.

771
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a lot of pranks. I got a lot

772
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 3: of pranks based Kennedy Goodbye, Blake sent me the excuse me,

773
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 3: sir guy? Did we cover the sulready?

774
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: No?

775
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 3: I don't know. We spoke about it at Easter, but

776
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: we've never talked about it on air. What I assume

777
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 3: is like a really manly looking guy with like a

778
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: what we talked about.

779
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 11: While our kids look for Easter and it's true, and

780
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 11: he wears uh, he wears the glasses or some sort

781
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 11: of glasses that have a camera, and he just goes

782
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 11: into like a gas station or like a home depot

783
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 11: and he stands like.

784
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 3: Near people and he goes, excuse me in like a

785
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 3: like a real feminine voice. He must be a ventro quiz.

786
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 3: He can throw his voice okay, and people turn around.

787
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 5: He's like and then he just looks around like did

788
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 5: you hear that? And people are like yeah. And then

789
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 5: he goes help me please, and people are like what.

790
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 5: He goes, I think there's like a woman under here,

791
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 5: and like people believe him and he's help him.

792
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 4: In the Praezer, he gets everybody in the store to

793
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 4: really start like looking for this person and then like

794
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 4: he'll pick He'll pick one person and be like, no,

795
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 4: it's me.

796
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 3: It's so funny, dude, it's so sonny.

797
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 5: Blake sends me this. It's very funny. I show it

798
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 5: to my kids. We're close to like a month now

799
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 5: of them just walking around just like when I like

800
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 5: they wake up before me and I just hear downstairs

801
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 5: like I need hell, Like if like someone's reaching for

802
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 5: the cereal.

803
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: They're like, now just speaking in this video.

804
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 2: Dude, I bet your wife loves this bit. They're always

805
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: just saying I need help, and she's like, honestly, she's

806
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: just like naughty. If she's like they're just doing the thing,

807
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: she's fully tuned it out. I showed it to her

808
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: and she's like, that's funny.

809
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, well, well it's actually really funny.

810
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 3: Shaping your children's humor. It's actually really really funny. Here's why.

811
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 3: That's that's it's just like I think we have places

812
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,879
Speaker 3: to be and things to do. Just turn that off.

813
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 3: There's some so many good Spring pranks. Spring you said spranks,

814
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 3: that's your new name. It's really good spanks as well. Well.

815
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 2: Sometimes you watch those pranks and it's just like kids

816
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: will go in and like vandalize the target and be like,

817
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: I doh, I know that wasn't me. I'm like, well, no,

818
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: I'm the guy working at Target who's just has this

819
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 2: minimum wage job has to clean up all the shit

820
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: that you destroyed because and you're saying it's not you.

821
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: You know which one?

822
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 4: I really like when you're being like the stall taking

823
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 4: a shit, but like what you do is you're like, hey, man,

824
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 4: like I just ran out of toilet paper over here,

825
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 4: and then when the dude like reaches under the stall,

826
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 4: you like wipe like chocolate on his handles, and then

827
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 4: they go, what the fuck?

828
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: It's so good, dude? They go, be listed, Dude. I

829
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 3: thought it was just gonna be like you like really

830
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 3: fumble the ball. No, or you like grab their arm. No,

831
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 3: you ask them for toilet paper and then you wipe chocolate.

832
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 3: Or first of all, that is genius and Blake well

833
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 3: and all of us. What would you do?

834
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 4: Would you give him props with the person props or

835
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 4: would you be mad? I wouldn't hand him toilet paper.

836
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 4: I would pretend I don't hear him. And also I

837
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 4: wouldn't be shitting like at the mall.

838
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 3: I just want to do it. What be'st main character

839
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: energy right there? I just want to do it.

840
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 4: No, there's no way, what are you talking about. I'm

841
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 4: not helping my fellow man can figure it out.

842
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 3: Brother, that is not crazy. Another language, you'd be like duh,

843
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 3: no't understand. I would leave hell his feet slowly just

844
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: retract above.

845
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: Well, Blake, are you one of the see this is

846
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: why you're not main character energy. You don't ship when

847
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: you're in public when you really.

848
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 3: Have to take a ship. Not at the mall. Fuck no,

849
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: hell no, what do you mean? Why not at the mall?

850
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: Malls have pretty cleanly bathrooms, and Adam, because there's people

851
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 3: in there. Yea, I ship everywhere.

852
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 4: The only place in public that I might ship is

853
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: at airport because you just gotta take care of it.

854
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: You gotta.

855
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh fucking wow, dude, swallow the swallow one you got

856
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: to we got.

857
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 5: When my dude takes a fucking stand on zal, he's

858
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 5: like it goes out saying God God.

859
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 3: Well no, also the airport or sorry, the mall.

860
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 2: Could you could be forty minutes from your house and

861
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: you and it's your family's shopping or whatever you have

862
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 2: to ship.

863
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 3: Just go take a ship, dude. We've covered that.

864
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 5: Adam doesn't even lay anything down. He doesn't give a fuck.

865
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 3: I don't care.

866
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 4: I honestly, I usually don't have to ship that bad.

867
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 4: It's a rare instance that, like, my butthole is puckering

868
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 4: so hard that it like is gonna come out.

869
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: If the toilet seat isn't disgusting, nothing is getting laid

870
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: down I'm sitting down, I'm shitting, I'm wiping my ass,

871
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 2: I'm going about my business right, And.

872
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something?

873
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 5: The ghost of whoever else ship on that seat before

874
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 5: you is with you. They're with you now, that's fine, donky.

875
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 5: Whatever bits you think you're coming up with it are

876
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 5: funny or probably not even yours.

877
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 3: Yes, it's him, this is we gotta write this horror.

878
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 3: You'm scared. This is like let him again, isn't it?

879
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 3: This is like little like my.

880
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: Sister was always afraid to poop in public, and she

881
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: still might be. What's up, Brittany?

882
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 3: She still might be, But in her youth she was

883
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 3: petrified of shooting in public. Why is that so scary?

884
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: It's just a thing we all do.

885
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 4: You have to take a ship, you're vulnerable for a while,

886
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 4: and you're there's just a lot of things, like you're

887
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 4: not in the jungle.

888
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 3: Though, yeah you're not. You're not vulnerable, dude, you're just shitting.

889
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 4: There aren't tigers. You're at the mall. It's there's there's

890
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 4: crazy people at the mall. Like anything could happen. What

891
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 4: do you think it's gonna happen? What happened to you

892
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 4: on what happened.

893
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: There's so many scenarios. What happened to you? Let's air

894
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: this out. What's one scenario besides a guy rubbing chocolate

895
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 3: on your hands.

896
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 2: To be this scared and also by the fact, honors,

897
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: would you hand a guy if he's like, hey man,

898
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: there's no toilet paper.

899
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: Can you have me some toilet paper? No, that's that's

900
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 3: you're a bad person. You know what I do? I go,

901
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 3: I make it. I go, so hangs.

902
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 5: I go so it hangs below, and then I go

903
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 5: so that like the thing drifts into his thing. And

904
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 5: then I hold out the top and because now now

905
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 5: it's unusual then of toilet unusual, not under the floor,

906
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 5: like I just I pull it down so it goes

907
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 5: like below the the opening. Oh god, dude, hang on

908
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 5: real quick sidebar. I'm in the stall the other day

909
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 5: with my four year old go into the bathroom.

910
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 3: He goes.

911
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 5: Then I'm like, all right, now, hang on a second,

912
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 5: because I'm gonna go too, all right, And he's like

913
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 5: all right, And then I go and then.

914
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 3: I turn around. He's gone gone, and he goes, guess

915
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: where I am. And I'm like, oh fucking shit. Now

916
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 3: I gotta like hose you down.

917
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 5: This dude crawled underneath onto the floor and was like

918
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 5: jumping around the outside.

919
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 3: Oh damn, dude, it was.

920
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 2: It was absolute chaos, uh in Disney because the we're

921
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: in the Orlando Airport.

922
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 3: Bo just laid down and started licking the ground. Yeah,

923
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, well, I don't know how you got sick?

924
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 3: Is this crazy? Yeah, well he's not sick. He's fucking

925
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 3: running lamps around here. Dude. They're they're built to last.

926
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 4: No, the immunity is crazy, dude. Yeah, they be licking

927
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 4: garbage cans. It's fucking crazy, dude.

928
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 3: Nasty. What you do see your kids do as like

929
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 3: the age or whatever is wild.

930
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: You're like, uh, yeah, it's it's true chaos. And you

931
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: think like, oh, he's gonna be so sick from that,

932
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: and then he's not sick at all from that.

933
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: You're sick.

934
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 2: But then he meets but then he meets another two

935
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: year old for like two minutes, and then he's deathly ill.

936
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 5: Right right right, right right, Yeah, as soon as they

937
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 5: go to preschool, it's just buggers.

938
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 3: It's just not not for twenty four thirty six months,

939
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 3: I'm pretty Yeah, that's pretty fucking I'm excited so much

940
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 3: I gave up on Kleenex. I just used my hand.

941
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 5: Oh that's crazy, bro, because if you keep using kleenex,

942
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 5: then they're the kid with the red nose, and I'm like,

943
00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 5: that's not gonna be my kid.

944
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 4: That seems like when you used to get fed the

945
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 4: raw ground beef. I feel like that was like your

946
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 4: mom's like, yo, we're just gonna give them wrong meat.

947
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: When I think of that story, I think of that

948
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: story kind of often, because I'm making burgers and ground

949
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 2: beef often.

950
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: I guess what, just a little salt pop it, dude.

951
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: I think of that often. I've never heard of that before.

952
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 3: You're the only person I've ever heard it's steak tar

953
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 3: tar Yeah.

954
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need a real quality burger, dude, or you're

955
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 4: getting worms.

956
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 3: Real quality meats. Yeah.

957
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 2: I feel like I've never heard of anyone doing that,

958
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: but it makes me kind of want to try it,

959
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: because fucking ground beef rocks.

960
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: You won't think it's gross. You'll like, yeah better.

961
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 4: But it feels like a like a kind of like

962
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 4: a Norwegian secret that feels kind of it's kind of legendary.

963
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 3: She's actually the German English side. She's just from the South.

964
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 3: She's just I don't know. I don't know what they

965
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 3: did down there, fried green tomatoes, all sorts of weird shit.

966
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 11: I don't know.

967
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 3: Great movie, yeah, great movie. Yeah.

968
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: For those of you that didn't listen to that podcast

969
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: to two hundred podcasts ago versus.

970
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 3: His mom would give him ground beef just like a

971
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 3: little a little handful.

972
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 5: If she was like making like taco meat in like

973
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 5: the skillet, you know, she'd be tossing in the ground

974
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 5: beef and then she'd be like, here you go, dash

975
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 5: a little salt on it, and then just feed little meat.

976
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 3: It's good. I love it.

977
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 4: I think the way we got to that is because

978
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 4: Kyle and I claimed we ate raw hot dogs, which which,

979
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 4: by the way, I might be disgusting.

980
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: It's science, dude. I don't think that's gross at all.

981
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 3: I used to eat it all the time. Why is

982
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 3: that bad?

983
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 4: It's already cooked, it's already done, but it tastes like

984
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 4: like they taste like iron, or like they just taste weird.

985
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: Because they're hot. What do they call it? They're like manufactured.

986
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 3: They're you're a picky eater, Blake, I bet you're mean, Like, dude,

987
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 3: I'm not.

988
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 5: I was.

989
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: You ate three things your entire child, Okay, sure, yes

990
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 2: I was, I will okay. And then it wasn't even

991
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: until your mid to late twenties that you even ate sushi.

992
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 2: I remember we'd go to sushi restaurants.

993
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: At the time. Well that's bullshit, because you're from California

994
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: and you're from like the California there was no sushi.

995
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh so now you claim conquered. You always claim the

996
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 2: Bay Area and even will claim Oakland Concord is the

997
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 2: Bay Area, dude, A legend. Dude, it's a bart stop.

998
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 2: We can't do this, not on my pod.

999
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 3: I take back later, Adams, and it's just every It's

1000
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 3: just ye.

1001
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: But then you'll claim conquered when you don't want to

1002
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: seem too worldly, I guess.

1003
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 3: But San Francisco's right there, and there was so much

1004
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 3: Susi sushi when.

1005
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 5: You I didn't go to San Francisco. The Window to

1006
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:47,959
Speaker 5: the World, I think they call it Saint Louis or something.

1007
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 5: Window the West.

1008
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 4: Dude episode thirty March sixteenth, twenty twenty one, talks about

1009
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 4: about eating.

1010
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: Rabby Robby episode. The fact that uh Todd is able

1011
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 3: to pull that up is true, that's ai.

1012
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: It is just an instant, and the episode is called

1013
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: no jokes can't tell time?

1014
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 3: That was it must have been a good episode. We're

1015
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: really layings. I think that's a lot of people need

1016
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: to everything. Do You're okay?

1017
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: By the way, one of my other kids he can

1018
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 5: tell time, but it is not his like he doesn't

1019
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 5: know when things are happening. He doesn't know how long

1020
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 5: it's been since he started, like playing a video game

1021
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 5: or like reading a book.

1022
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey man, it's eleven at nine, and this

1023
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 3: is your smart kid, right. And then market the one

1024
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 3: who's like.

1025
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 7: Less bookish, Let's say, okay, you could say that that's

1026
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 7: fine bookcase, because my.

1027
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 5: Older kid is like a fucking bookworm. He just is reading,

1028
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 5: and it's like smarter than me, like reads better than

1029
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 5: me for sure. Yeah, very very smart young man. But

1030
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 5: then the very the second one who's less bookish is

1031
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 5: like scheduling out his day and he's like, well, so

1032
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 5: then that'll give me forty five minutes to do this

1033
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 5: thing and I'll be home by seven thirty to night.

1034
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm like, a yeah, that's how I

1035
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 3: was in my I love having a watch.

1036
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved having a watch, and I love like

1037
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 2: scheduling out, like the planning what I was going to do?

1038
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: What is that?

1039
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 3: What do you suppose that is? It's like a control over,

1040
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 3: It's a control thing. Yeah, it's like you want to

1041
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 3: know what to expect. It's like I can understand this.

1042
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: I can understand like my day having this much time

1043
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 2: and being like, okay, well we're giving ourselves a lot

1044
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: of time to do that, so I'll have a ton

1045
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 2: of time to play kickball or whatever dope ass thing

1046
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing.

1047
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: No, but no, but you did say you specifically said kickball.

1048
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 5: And if you want to go in, this has brought

1049
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 5: to you by better Health, and if you want to.

1050
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 3: Just it's help, better help, dude, No, no, no, but

1051
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 3: better health I started. It's different. It's a different thing.

1052
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 3: Oh I'm in okay, better better by the way, first

1053
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 3: names and last names, I don't know them. I got

1054
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 3: one run better health and wetter help can't get better help?

1055
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 5: Have you?

1056
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 3: Have you guys taken your family to sushi yet?

1057
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1058
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 3: Well yeah yeah, and we had a nanny who made sushi,

1059
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 3: so they were eating.

1060
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 4: It and sushi delivery out here. Hey, this is real

1061
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 4: Hollywood talk, but we like Sugarfish. They're actually super dope

1062
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 4: because the box like educates you, like it educates me.

1063
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 5: It's like this goes with that, this goes with that,

1064
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 5: and the kids like it packaged. My fucking third kid

1065
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 5: does not eat anything that's not packaged, and we have

1066
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 5: to like break him. The other day, I was like, well,

1067
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 5: why don't I just open up? It was like the

1068
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 5: sushi flake things that you eat all the time.

1069
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: At him, they're like, yeah, seaweed or fur a cocky seaweed. Yeah,

1070
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 3: I go, why don't I just put it on a plate?

1071
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 5: And it's the same thing, And I open it up

1072
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 5: in front of him and I just put on a

1073
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 5: plate and I serve it and he was like what

1074
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 5: and just blew up at me.

1075
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 3: Didn't work, And I'm like, you just saw.

1076
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 5: It's the It is the thing, but it's not in

1077
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 5: the So sugarfish is dope because it comes in like

1078
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 5: a box that looks very like I don't.

1079
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: Know if someone else made it, then it's not Mom

1080
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 3: and dad.

1081
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, as opposed to just like or even just screing

1082
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 5: at a restaurant, and when it shows up on a plate,

1083
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 5: you're like, what is this, but if it's package, they

1084
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 5: like it's a stringe.

1085
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm being ignorant, but like with ignorant, every every

1086
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: rouphs Vons, every grocery store you go into in La

1087
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 4: there is a sushi section and that is like prepared

1088
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 4: like daily, true pre package.

1089
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,720
Speaker 3: True true at in all of that facts.

1090
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, which I heard somebody say out loud in public

1091
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 5: the other day.

1092
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 3: That's cool if you're got in all of that, lachool

1093
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 3: it was. It was wild. I almost like stopped to

1094
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 3: be like have you been frozen in time? And all that.

1095
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 5: But the packaging for sugarfish is like another level. It's

1096
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 5: like an unboxed right.

1097
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 3: Man, and you pay for it. You know this it's

1098
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 3: an it's it's a nice sushi. So this is a

1099
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 3: very la yeah thing.

1100
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: But it comes in like a little white briefcase like

1101
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 2: forty bucks.

1102
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 3: Right. It's yeah, it's a little price pay you're paying

1103
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: for it.

1104
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 4: But it is kind of like a cool educational program

1105
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 4: as well, because it tells you like this goes with this,

1106
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 4: like salmon goes with this sauce.

1107
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 3: This was another episode. I do love the idea of Blake.

1108
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 5: Let's just say for fun sake, losing everything, career over, homeless,

1109
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 5: and he just he walks around, say, with a sugarfish box,

1110
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 5: trying to educate kids.

1111
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 3: He's like, it's educational. Hey, for five dollars, I'll show

1112
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 3: you what sushi is. And people are like and it's

1113
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 3: it's an old, raggedy box too, like by the no

1114
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 3: sushi in it. You know, he's kind of a legend.

1115
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 5: And everyone's like, that's like, oh, there is that sushi man.

1116
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 3: He's really nice. He's very kind. I think Blake would

1117
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 3: like that, honestly, think out of any of our.

1118
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 2: Friends who would be capable of losing everything and being homeless,

1119
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 2: as long as he was a legend to someone, as

1120
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: long as someone like the kids in the neighborhood would

1121
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 2: call him like Sushi conquered. He's a conquered legend, and

1122
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: we call him sush you may And he just walks

1123
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 2: around with this ragged old box that used to be

1124
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: white but now it's kind of brown and yellow.

1125
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 3: Getting too real. Yeah, yeah, Sushi May, it's getting too real.

1126
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 5: And then someone sees you without the box one day

1127
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 5: and you're like, you're talking yourself and someone's like, hey, man,

1128
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 5: I got you box.

1129
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 3: You're like god damn, because I am hungry. They're like,

1130
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 3: oh no, it's just the box. It's just the box.

1131
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 3: I thought you just needed the box a sushi.

1132
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: It's any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams.

1133
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 3: I mean, I want to take back my whole career

1134
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 3: and just be sushi.

1135
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 6: Man.

1136
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 3: It's not too late. You would thrive and that's not

1137
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 3: too late. But you eat sushi now.

1138
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 2: We ate sushi not too long ago together, and I

1139
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 2: was pleasantly surprised that you eat sush I love sushi.

1140
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 3: What do you eat? What do you get? Everything? I'm

1141
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 3: down for whatever I know you do. You're a trash compactor, blake.

1142
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: The only thing I really don't mess with is is

1143
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 3: ni like the urchin. I don't like that. Stuff's not

1144
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: that great. I'm not super into eel, but it's like

1145
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: sushy girls. Fine, yeah, but it's fine. It's actually fine.

1146
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: And I don't funk with octopus that hard.

1147
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 4: I don't like to eat octopus because I just don't

1148
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 4: believe in eating that animal.

1149
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 3: So everything else you'll get.

1150
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 5: But I guess what I'm trying to zero in is

1151
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 5: zero in on is you just came into my sushi restaurant.

1152
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 3: What are you ordering?

1153
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 4: I love, I love Salmon. I love Albuquerque, Albacore. I love,

1154
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 4: I love, I love all the tunas.

1155
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 3: Okay, and that's another episode Basic ass Sushi.

1156
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 2: You gotta go Red Snapper, Dude Snappers where it's at

1157
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 2: the Golden Eyes.

1158
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 4: We went to that one spot in San Francisco together.

1159
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 4: We snapped on a lot of stuff.

1160
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 3: It was delicious Francisco. And that was another episode

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00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 2: Reported Kumbaya, Kumbaya, Kumbaya,