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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up, dude? This is donk How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Well, is this this is Michael right.

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Speaker 2: Speaking?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this is Paul Donkler. Most people just call

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Speaker 1: me Donk though I'm sure you've heard a lot about me,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, how you doing, man.

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Speaker 2: I'm fine. I'm sorry. I don't think I know of Paul.

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Speaker 1: Well, you might just know me as Donk because I'm

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Speaker 1: sure she's talked about me quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: Have we met before?

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Speaker 1: No, we have not, like officially met. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you a call, because I figured it's high time

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Speaker 1: to do that. Kathy is your mom, yes, and her

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Speaker 1: and I love you very much, by the way, And

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Speaker 1: i'm your mom's new boyfriend, so I figured I would

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Speaker 1: call and throw you an intro and you know, talk

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Speaker 1: about stuff if you wanted to talk about anything.

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Speaker 2: You I'm sorry, did you say my mom's boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Uh, we've been dating pretty heavy for you know,

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Speaker 1: about a month or two, and I figured it was

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Speaker 1: time that I call and make an intro, you know,

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Speaker 1: because it's always weird than a new dad unders the picture.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, do not Paul, listen, that's totally inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: How you okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, DONK wants you to know, dude that like I

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Speaker 1: respect your mom and like she's a lot of my life.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, what's the My mom is sixty five?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Audio?

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Speaker 2: How how are you?

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Speaker 1: Man? How she's sixty five? But like spry you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like I never groo get the out? Does my mom

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Speaker 2: even though you're calling me right now?

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Speaker 1: No, she does not, dude. Because I said I should

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Speaker 1: call it. She thought maybe we should do it over dinner,

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Speaker 1: you know, like an intro or whatever. But I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, these boys, I got to get on the

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Speaker 1: phone with them right away, you know, and talk to

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Speaker 1: them a little bit, because I call.

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Speaker 2: The new you'd you've already talked to my brother then?

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Speaker 2: And did he respond well to this conversation? I sound

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Speaker 2: like a moron.

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Speaker 1: I haven't called him yet. I figured i'd call you first,

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Speaker 1: you know, and then I would call him.

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Speaker 2: Don't mother calling him. I'm going to talk to our mom.

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Speaker 3: And let her know that you and I spoke on

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Speaker 3: the phone, or if you can even call having this

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Speaker 3: an actual conversation, you sound.

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Speaker 2: Like a moron. You anywhere knew my family.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I read a book recently, like on being

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Speaker 1: a new parent. I know that sometimes when like a

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Speaker 1: new dad enters the life my dad.

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Speaker 2: Stop saying that it.

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Speaker 1: Can be confusing for the children.

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Speaker 3: You knew.

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Thirty two?

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Speaker 2: But like, I'm older than you, man, I don't leave

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Speaker 2: you in my life.

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Speaker 1: See that can be very confusing for a young.

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Speaker 2: Guy like you. You're not You're not my new dad.

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Speaker 2: You have to stop saying that. This creepy and annoying. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're younger than me.

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Speaker 3: You're just she hadn't even mentioned you, so you don't

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Speaker 3: even have to worry about doing any sort of fotherly

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Speaker 3: stuff like taking me at the dinner.

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Speaker 2: Giving me a Poe call, or anything like that. She's

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Speaker 2: sixty five, She's fine. What if we don't even do?

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Speaker 1: You want to go to the park this weekend and

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Speaker 1: maybe throw the ball around, could teach you how to

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Speaker 1: hit a ball or something. You know.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want to play ball. I don't want

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Speaker 3: God I know how to hit a ball. I do

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Speaker 3: not want to go to the park with you. You're just

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Speaker 3: it's so annoying. This is I told her not to

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Speaker 3: get on to them.

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Speaker 1: I do want to say that your mom shared with

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Speaker 1: me that you always wanted a puppy when you were younger,

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Speaker 1: and I'm willing to buy a faction said you, I

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Speaker 1: have a puppy and you can have that.

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Speaker 2: God, No, I don't want anything from you. I wanted

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Speaker 2: a puppy.

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Speaker 1: That was three years ago. How's the new father figure

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Speaker 1: in your life. I'm willing to make that happen. You're

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Speaker 1: going to make okay, And then I'll just tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 1: you and your brother set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: What he said that your mom just joined the dating

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Speaker 1: apps and you guys were talking about it and he

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Speaker 1: wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 2: Oh jee, I can't believe. Oh God, you got me

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Speaker 2: to think that my mom was actually dating for me?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks