Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions.
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Speaker 3: Free and it's Slice Time for episode to eighty five
Speaker 3: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast Scary and Brody and Brody
Speaker 3: and Scary. If you're the first time listening right now,
Speaker 3: this is not the main podcast. Yeah, this is the
Speaker 3: side This is the side show. This is where we
Speaker 3: take the feedback from the main episode. The ability this
Speaker 3: is Yeah, this is where you the slices, and by slices,
Speaker 3: we mean the fans of our of our podcast get
Speaker 3: to give their thoughts, comments, opinions, and humor back to
Speaker 3: us about what they heard. But only if you're listening
Speaker 3: on the iHeartRadio app, because that is the only app
Speaker 3: that's available that you can actually leave a Slice Time
Speaker 3: comment like.
Speaker 4: You're about to hear so, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: You pressed a talkback button on that microphone there, and uh,
Speaker 3: fire away and Brody. We've been away for a week
Speaker 3: or so, so we've got a lot of them stacking
Speaker 3: up you.
Speaker 4: You've been away. You've been away.
Speaker 3: We'll talk more about that on episode two eighty six
Speaker 3: of the Brooklyn Boys. But you had a nice vacation
Speaker 3: and that's why Slice Time is not right after the
Speaker 3: episode that we did. But thank you all for leaving voicemails.
Speaker 3: I've got quality content for that episode.
Speaker 4: Oh can't wait.
Speaker 3: By the way, I didn't really expect to see your
Speaker 3: dad in Espeedo. That was a little shocking, Yeah, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: But not only did you look at it, you zoomed in.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to. My god, you don't get that
Speaker 3: from your dad from what I've heard. All right, I
Speaker 3: can already tell you're on a delay. This is already
Speaker 3: kicking off wonderfully. Well, then fix your damn system. It's
Speaker 3: not my system, it's your upload and download speeds. Hey
Speaker 3: that wi fi bill there, bro, I just I just
Speaker 3: got my Wifi's fine? What are you talking about? Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, let's see if let's see if you have
Speaker 3: a delayed reaction to these Slice time talkbacks.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, is Danny Fromjerry City, first time talk back,
Speaker 5: a long time listener. This ain't about the last episode.
Speaker 5: This defense on my boy scary. I picked up on
Speaker 5: something from the Big Show. I got to bring up
Speaker 5: the Olivia Rodrigo shit again. Everyone gave shit about everyone
Speaker 5: gave scary shit about this crush on Olivia Rodrigo scary
Speaker 5: youth four nine at the time.
Speaker 6: That's a twenty nine year difference.
Speaker 3: Keep it in mind, twenty.
Speaker 7: Nine years now.
Speaker 5: The other day on the Big Show, I hear certain
Speaker 5: someone I ain't no snakes mantionin Shack saying ice spice
Speaker 5: looks fine as fuck. Danny again here, and then they
Speaker 5: added something along the lines of, hmm, I wonder what
Speaker 5: could happen there? Shack is fifty one nice spice of
Speaker 5: twenty seven. That's a twenty seven year difference. Fucking twenty
Speaker 5: and not a single fucking person mentioned any comment about that. Man,
Speaker 5: Go fucking out of here, Scary you crush on whoever
Speaker 5: the fuck you want to crush on Slice for life,
Speaker 5: baby Browdy, you cool as hell too.
Speaker 8: He put the good fucking work.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll say this, uh yeah.
Speaker 3: It always, for whatever reason, is a double edged sword.
Speaker 3: Like I could say one thing and then double standard
Speaker 3: or double standard, but also in both it's actually both
Speaker 3: terms applied. No, no, well, I mean because if I
Speaker 3: say one thing that I get a different consequence.
Speaker 4: The point is, in this.
Speaker 3: Case, Rodrigo is twenty one, I Spice is twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter age gaps tend to age gaps fade away
Speaker 3: the older you get. Don't know, Yeah, but but they're
Speaker 3: both there Botho just started going, yeah, but.
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo, believe you.
Speaker 3: They Rigo's not sixteen, she's twenty one.
Speaker 4: No, but she's living with her parents.
Speaker 3: You're gonna go knock on her door and go, mister Rodrigo,
Speaker 3: he gonna pick up your daughter. Ice Spice is twenty seven,
Speaker 3: and that's the issue. The issue isn't how much old
Speaker 3: is it Shaquille who's dating Ice Spice?
Speaker 4: Sack Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody commented he's an adult. She's an adult. Overy
Speaker 3: Drigo's like he's a kid watching Disney Channel. I mean,
Speaker 3: twenty one is not a kid, all right. We compared
Speaker 3: to Scary who's like seventy, but no one called him
Speaker 3: out for being creepy. That's not creepy. He's fifteen to nine. Listen,
Speaker 3: So what Elvis and his husband and his husband are
Speaker 3: like a little difference of age, but that's canpy, So
Speaker 3: then they can. I shouldn't be and Alex as an adult,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be deemed creepy for crushing on Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 3: If you crushed on Ice, Spice, you wouldn't be creepy.
Speaker 3: But I'm not fifty nine. I'm fifty. But it's not
Speaker 3: the issue that you have fifty, it's that she's twenty one.
Speaker 4: See we're already getting into it.
Speaker 3: No, Scary, you lived at home till you are twenty five,
Speaker 3: four years before you moved out.
Speaker 4: Should you be dating a fifty year old?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, no stat.
Speaker 6: It here again.
Speaker 7: I got one more thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I missed an episode or what,
Speaker 5: but I could have sworn you guys promised that Spruce
Speaker 5: would be on on the next episode, and then when
Speaker 5: that episode came, y'all said.
Speaker 6: He was going to be on the next episode? Is Pruce?
Speaker 4: I hope I missed an episode that was brody, over
Speaker 4: promising and under delivering.
Speaker 3: I go to the next call.
Speaker 10: Here we go, scary and brody, brody and scary. It's
Speaker 10: Deaz from CT. Just try to let you guys know
Speaker 10: that I'm in the Facebook group of slices and it
Speaker 10: took it upon myself to do an unofficial slice pull
Speaker 10: of the slices that decided that they would answer this
Speaker 10: question about the personalized merch. So sixty five percent of
Speaker 10: the people said yes, twenty two percent said no, and
Speaker 10: thirteen percent agreed that Brody was correct in that it
Speaker 10: should be a little bit more expensive if it was personalized. Hey, guys,
Speaker 10: it's dead again. Thirty seconds is not enough time. I
Speaker 10: talk fast and loud. I'm a tie and I'm from Connecticut.
Speaker 10: It's a bad combination already.
Speaker 4: Ways a second, thirty seconds.
Speaker 10: Not enough time. Brody, just want to tell you that
Speaker 10: this sounds so clear. And Chris, because I am an
Speaker 10: Android user, fuck my phones, don't care.
Speaker 4: Does it matter?
Speaker 10: Sorry, Scary anyways, much love to you, guys. I knew
Speaker 10: that Scary would not remember about this poll that I
Speaker 10: took and sent him the results on Instagram because I
Speaker 10: know he's spending time with his dad and that's important.
Speaker 10: Talk soon, guys, much love.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Fuck Deil.
Speaker 3: All right, so then let's just say, let's put it
Speaker 3: out there right now. We are gonna take one trip
Speaker 3: out to merch Matt all the way the fuck out
Speaker 3: at like the lighthouse at the end of Staton of
Speaker 3: Long Island. It's so far out it's almost Canada. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's how far out the tip is. We're almost hitting
Speaker 3: Nova Scotia. We might we might have to rent a
Speaker 3: hotel room for the night. So get your merch orders
Speaker 3: in right now, Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 3: That's Brooklyn Boys. Do pick uptil dot com all right,
Speaker 3: And if you want us to put your name in there,
Speaker 3: we'll put your name, all right, We'll do that to
Speaker 3: an extra extra thing extra if Matt set it up
Speaker 3: that you can put your name yet well, yeah, in
Speaker 3: the common field, you could write what you want. What
Speaker 3: I'm saying, I'm not going to write a novel, but
Speaker 3: we'll we'll address it to you being like hey still yeah, Hey,
Speaker 3: Dez loves scary.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Brody, wow, I can't believe.
Speaker 10: You have my idea of you being on Practical Jokers
Speaker 10: as the writer.
Speaker 6: That is crazy.
Speaker 7: I can't believe you didn't get it.
Speaker 6: That shower has no idea what he or she was thinking.
Speaker 2: You would be so.
Speaker 11: Perfect on that.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: We got to get you back on there.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: The funny thing was, at the time of the interview,
Speaker 3: the director was the guy who directed our TV show
Speaker 3: Scary Phoned. Yeah, and the guys I'm friends with all
Speaker 3: the guys on Impractical Jokers. I've done improv for years.
Speaker 3: It was a perfect fit. But it wasn't nothing but
Speaker 3: love for those guys, nothing but love. I'm still available
Speaker 3: way they want me.
Speaker 12: Now, Brody, I don't know why you think it's so
Speaker 12: unrealistic that they could be rigged that if Tail showed
Speaker 12: up the Chiefs would win. I mean, they were never
Speaker 12: going to win a super Bowl if she didn't show up.
Speaker 12: How many super Bowls have they won in the past two?
Speaker 12: I mean without Taylor, how would they ever win? It's
Speaker 12: not that they have, you know, one of the best
Speaker 12: quarterbacks ever. That's right, how are they ever going to
Speaker 12: win if she didn't show up?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Hall of Fame plan? Thank you for the tongue in cheek.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the best coaches of all time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 7: Good afternoon. This is Chad from Omaha.
Speaker 13: I find it very disturbing and said that Scary found
Speaker 13: great joy that medline from Omaha wants to f me up.
Speaker 13: In the words of Marvin the Martian, that makes me
Speaker 13: very angry.
Speaker 14: It's always going to be brody with Scary, that's right.
Speaker 14: I don't don't with me.
Speaker 4: That's terrible. That's a demotion.
Speaker 3: Next time, before you know, it'll be Brody featuring Scary Yeah.
Speaker 15: Chad from Omaha and it's always gonna be Brody right,
Speaker 15: Scary Brody. My head off to you, sir, for you
Speaker 15: did the correct thing by giving up your seat on
Speaker 15: that train to the lady. Mama Brody would be very
Speaker 15: very proud of you for the lady that gives you
Speaker 15: think kind. That seems like something that Madeline from Omaha
Speaker 15: would do once her medication starts wearing off, or if
Speaker 15: she's not getting walked through the tulips on a regular basis.
Speaker 3: Wow, we have a real few going on amongst decics
Speaker 3: from the Omaha Fight.
Speaker 16: Hey, slice for life here, Brody and Scary Scary is
Speaker 16: okay paying for one third when he's part of one
Speaker 16: fifth when it comes to spending money, but it worked,
Speaker 16: will complain when coworkers get extra days off because they
Speaker 16: have stuff for their kids and he doesn't have any.
Speaker 3: She's got you there, yeah, but there are two different things. Yes,
Speaker 3: but she still got you. But there's come on her side.
Speaker 3: Even though she didn't say her name, I'm on her side.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I have problems with people with days off.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying the people that never complain and never
Speaker 3: need days off. You should get extra days off or
Speaker 3: you should get the right I'm not taking my child
Speaker 3: didn't have a big day to day day off day.
Speaker 4: You want credit for that, Well, I don't.
Speaker 3: Have kids, right, and it's somebody at somebody's choice to
Speaker 3: have kids, right choice.
Speaker 4: Smoke smokers get smoke breaks. You don't get we did.
Speaker 3: We covered that on the podcastler. My point is, well,
Speaker 3: guess what they get all that extra love, the honor
Speaker 3: of muffins with mommy day. I want to get an
Speaker 3: extra day off. I want to be compensated. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: the same thing about giving wedding gifts. Might spend my
Speaker 3: whole life out thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: giving wedding gives to other people because they made a
Speaker 3: life choice to get married. I decided not to get married,
Speaker 3: and I never get any any gifts back.
Speaker 2: Any money.
Speaker 3: That's what your gift is. Here's what your gift. What
Speaker 3: gift is. Your gift is you never have to pay
Speaker 3: college tuition for any kids. Your gift is you put
Speaker 3: the glasses in whatever cabinet you want, right, right.
Speaker 4: But as you would say with the steak dinner scenario.
Speaker 3: Nobody's yelling at you about that pile of papers behind
Speaker 3: you on the table. But as you would say in
Speaker 3: your steak dinner, they need to feel pain on their
Speaker 3: wallet in reverse, so that doesn't So so you know
Speaker 3: the same way, money has to come out of my
Speaker 3: wallet and I.
Speaker 4: Need to feel that answer your question.
Speaker 3: So these people need to pay me back for a
Speaker 3: scary Jones. Let's call it the anniversary of the Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: And I want to party, and I want everybody to
Speaker 4: give me money. You're one hundred scent right. Here's what
Speaker 4: I'd like you to do.
Speaker 3: Find a kid, adopt like a college age student, pay
Speaker 3: their tuition. Hold on, and I will give you a
Speaker 3: breadmakers if you got married, a bread yeah, because that's
Speaker 3: what you'd get as a gift money or a breadmaker,
Speaker 3: an ice cream maker.
Speaker 4: I don't give a set of alliances.
Speaker 3: I give cash, all right, you give cash, so I
Speaker 3: want cash back. Somebody wonder, I wonder if I want
Speaker 3: you to write down or figure out how many weddings
Speaker 3: you go to per year. Yeah, then multiply that by
Speaker 3: the average gift you give, let's say, over the past
Speaker 3: thirty years. Since you're in your twenties right back when
Speaker 3: you grew up listening to Nicki Minaj And then see
Speaker 3: if that's more or less than my three kids college
Speaker 3: duition's total.
Speaker 4: You know, so I think it would I think it
Speaker 4: would be come pretty damn close.
Speaker 3: And by the way, yeah, how about I get my
Speaker 3: money back on all the failed marriages and all the divorces,
Speaker 3: because then I'll then I would cash it, and then
Speaker 3: I get sixty percent of my money back.
Speaker 4: Because now you don't have to give adversy. I could
Speaker 4: buy a house with that money.
Speaker 3: You don't have to buy anniversary gifts now because they
Speaker 3: don't have any more. Hit the next call.
Speaker 17: Hey, it's Elijah from Finlay, Ohio. I wanted to comment
Speaker 17: on episode two eighty five on a mistake Scary Maid up.
Speaker 17: He said a few weeks for the shirts to get
Speaker 17: to us after they sign him. What he meant to
Speaker 17: say was a few years, because it's just like the Jingles,
Speaker 17: it's going to take him a couple of years to
Speaker 17: actually get him.
Speaker 3: That's not your point. But you know, if Maddy Murch
Speaker 3: is in charge of the shipping, not Scary exactly.
Speaker 4: Matt Murch's the man.
Speaker 3: All we got to do is schlep our asses out
Speaker 3: there to make the signatures, and which we will do
Speaker 3: in a timely fashion and then you'll probably get your
Speaker 3: shirt within a few days of that. Speaking of Philadelphia,
Speaker 3: stop sending me fake videos of Philadelphia Eagles fans splashing
Speaker 3: guys in Jets jerseys. So fake fake fake fake fake fake.
Speaker 18: Hey Brooklyn Boys, rody, scary, scary broody. This is Louis
Speaker 18: from the Greater Atlanta area.
Speaker 4: Ooh, message for the slices greater.
Speaker 18: He's actually going to play those old jingles as soon
Speaker 18: as he receives the next money gun. He's actually going
Speaker 18: to do it. We're so close. Who's going to be
Speaker 18: the one who finishes it up? So you guys, we're
Speaker 18: so close. You can keep sending those money guns.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he just totally nailed the people are
Speaker 3: the scammers? Can I play something for you real quick?
Speaker 3: And I'll play more of it on the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: real quick.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Can you hear this?
Speaker 4: Held on?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I can take it of bluetooth on.
Speaker 4: By the way, you mentioned the New York Jets. Just now.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to our Congratulations to our hometown radio station in
Speaker 3: New York City.
Speaker 4: Q one O four point three. It is the new
Speaker 4: new radio home of the New.
Speaker 3: York Jets, so starting this season, they will be carrying
Speaker 3: pre show, the show, the broadcast, and post show wrap
Speaker 3: up of the Jets, all the Jets games on Q
Speaker 3: one four point three, and the iHeartRadio app hit the
Speaker 3: jingle feel like you're somehow getting money from the Jets
Speaker 3: for plugging that.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 19: I'm not.
Speaker 3: There's no jingle there, there's no I'm not sponsoring. What
Speaker 3: did you want to play? So TikTok it's it's the
Speaker 3: fourth object scam where they show you a cartoon four
Speaker 3: and one of them is not in the picture. Right,
Speaker 3: there's the three of them and they're like, you can't
Speaker 3: find the fourth object because it's not fuck there. And
Speaker 3: this I'm gonna say a little bit. I'll play more
Speaker 3: on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Don't worry you, guys, we.
Speaker 20: Will be reviewing it in the in the next couple
Speaker 20: of seconds. Everybody start screen recording your devices right now,
Speaker 20: all right, wait, reveal it, go go go go. Yes,
Speaker 20: all right, guys, quickly before I reveal the answer, everybody
Speaker 20: right now, everybody right now, okay, hold.
Speaker 3: On, yeah, all right, anyway, when you hear the rest
Speaker 3: of it on The Brooklyn Boys next episode. I think
Speaker 3: he done already. Nope, there's a new guy. He's gotta
Speaker 3: he's got a scam. When he's about to reveal what
Speaker 3: he does, uh the fourth object, he's got a scam.
Speaker 3: And what he did was he did the scam and
Speaker 3: then I then he popped up on another feed with
Speaker 3: a different screen name and then did the scam again,
Speaker 3: acting like he hadn't just done it.
Speaker 4: Correct. So I'll reveal all that on twenty six. I
Speaker 4: love that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, go ahead, Andrew state New York here, sec. We
Speaker 11: need some back a backstory for the gift card if
Speaker 11: you have one. Did they use the entire gift card
Speaker 11: or did they ask for the gift card back knowing
Speaker 11: that they had extra credit on it, because that's the
Speaker 11: only reason I would say it would be fucked up.
Speaker 11: Part two coming up Part two, Or they was there
Speaker 11: a tip that they didn't leave or did they include
Speaker 11: the tip with that gift card, because maybe that would
Speaker 11: be fucked up. Or like Brody says, if they added
Speaker 11: a bunch of extra ship that normally wouldn't have gotten,
Speaker 11: that would be fucked up. But I don't be an
Speaker 11: issue using a gift card. I mean, thank you. Half
Speaker 11: the time you get a gift card, you forget you
Speaker 11: got it, or expires or whatever else. So I just
Speaker 11: didn't It doesn't really make sense.
Speaker 4: Well no, what I'm what I'm saying is story real quick.
Speaker 4: Two couples.
Speaker 3: Two couples went out to dinner. One couple had a
Speaker 3: gift card. So at the end of the dinner, the
Speaker 3: couple one of the couples paid for their dinner at
Speaker 3: the gift card. But my issue with that is that
Speaker 3: don't use the gift card in front of the other
Speaker 3: couple either. If you're gonna present the gift card, then
Speaker 3: at that point it should become community gift card.
Speaker 4: Everybody shares the bill.
Speaker 3: Because you presented it, or just save it for the
Speaker 3: next time to two you go out. But no, but
Speaker 3: don't don't present a gift card and then say I'm
Speaker 3: getting a free meal here and then you kiss. Not
Speaker 3: a free meal, it's value. They paid for it. I
Speaker 3: just think I already had this fight. We already have
Speaker 3: this fight. That's what the Resa I right, Hey, you
Speaker 3: know I won't to come on here shot from Omaha,
Speaker 3: Hey you know I.
Speaker 7: Want to come on here? And say something.
Speaker 9: You know, I wanted to apologize for the day, you know,
Speaker 9: I called it and I was all messed up. You know,
Speaker 9: I had a few days off and I got into
Speaker 9: the Colorado kool aid. Not a puncture by the way,
Speaker 9: but you know, I apologize, you know, but no, no,
Speaker 9: don't worry. I was and no way, holy would I
Speaker 9: drive drunk like that.
Speaker 7: Thank you. That's not safe, not safe at all.
Speaker 8: You're scary.
Speaker 3: Oh that was I think you had like five in
Speaker 3: a row there. All right, well, thank you, thank you
Speaker 3: for clarifying there, did it all good?
Speaker 8: Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scarrody the knee from Connecticut.
Speaker 4: Here, what up?
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I know you guys don't like when the slices
Speaker 8: send more than one talkback.
Speaker 11: I love that.
Speaker 8: Here again and say, Brody, that was so so unfortunate
Speaker 8: that that Geico representative was unfortunately giving you a bad time.
Speaker 8: It's unfortunate that you had to deal with such incompetent people,
Speaker 8: you know, it's so so unfortunate, so unfortunate.
Speaker 4: You know, you can really understand.
Speaker 9: So it ain't worth it, guys, if you're to be drinking,
Speaker 9: you know, no priv call somebody for a ride. Call
Speaker 9: your mother or your father, your sister, your brother, your neighbor,
Speaker 9: your mother in law, your dogs, somebody, anybody you can't
Speaker 9: even get a rancher service.
Speaker 7: Maybe Scary or Brodie.
Speaker 9: They can give you the Rubra account and you know
Speaker 9: you can help them get.
Speaker 7: A better Ruber rating.
Speaker 9: Just make sure you behave on that Uber ride orl
Speaker 9: that'll mess up the Ruber rating.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 9: You know I'm sorry man, I had to come back
Speaker 9: on here and mister Scarriers, I do apologize. Hopefully I
Speaker 9: didn't not breaking one of your rules, but you know me,
Speaker 9: I don't give a shit. But anyways, you know, uh,
Speaker 9: a couple of the girls on the Facebook whip page
Speaker 9: saying that they want to come over to my ranch.
Speaker 9: But no, no, I can't have any girls over trench
Speaker 9: mam wn kill me.
Speaker 7: You'll hang me, murder me. That's a bad idea. Sorry girls,
Speaker 7: wish I could.
Speaker 4: Sorry girls, he's taken. He's spoken for.
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, it's me again.
Speaker 6: Nine.
Speaker 7: No one know what you know me?
Speaker 9: I don't give it shit, you know, hold on, let
Speaker 9: me take some of my medal in his medicine here.
Speaker 7: All right, I'm ready stand back? Here comes all right?
Speaker 9: The other day I called in and I was all
Speaker 9: messed up, and you guys thought I was drunk driving,
Speaker 9: but I wasn't. And then Patrick Mahomes dad caught gets
Speaker 9: caught trunk driving, and everybody tells them, I hope you're.
Speaker 7: All right now?
Speaker 15: What I want?
Speaker 7: And old?
Speaker 6: When?
Speaker 9: And hell did we start telling people that got caught for?
Speaker 21: Do you?
Speaker 7: I hope you're all ride bunch of bullshit if he
Speaker 7: has me. If anything, we should be.
Speaker 9: Happy that they got caught and got taken off the
Speaker 9: road and we're all right.
Speaker 7: What's next?
Speaker 9: You want Hallmarks to making a special greeting card congratulating.
Speaker 7: Them out on their first to U.
Speaker 9: I why don't we get on my box of chocolates
Speaker 9: and a free steak dinner?
Speaker 7: Awful? Oh and scary. I'm with that lady in Connecticut.
Speaker 9: This is your weekly reminder to bring the god damn
Speaker 9: Jingles back.
Speaker 7: I'm tired of this bullshit here.
Speaker 9: You guys are just trying to get another bit that's
Speaker 9: gonna lest you another ten or fifty years just like them.
Speaker 7: When are you guys resolve that shit? God medicine here.
Speaker 3: Orren from Okay, he's finally done. Maybe not.
Speaker 4: I think the medicine kicked his ass.
Speaker 22: Madeline's medicine born from Florida, Florida again the last time
Speaker 22: about not saying uh where in an episode I was talking.
Speaker 22: But in relation to gift cards and spending on like restaurants,
Speaker 22: it's the same thing as a as a debit card,
Speaker 22: It's the same thing as anything.
Speaker 6: It's cash.
Speaker 22: I know if they choose to pay with their cash,
Speaker 22: their credit gift card, that's all that matters.
Speaker 6: Like, that's their money.
Speaker 8: I was always the main continue to be team Brody.
Speaker 3: Now, thank you do it in private. Wait till you
Speaker 3: go out to dinner, the two of you. Why do
Speaker 3: you have to show that Team Brody? Don't even show
Speaker 3: the gift card?
Speaker 22: Hey Warren again from South Florida. Scary what if instead
Speaker 22: of a gift card, something just gave you two hundred
Speaker 22: and fifty dollars cash instead? It was like five hours
Speaker 22: before for your birthday?
Speaker 3: Yeah, before you go to dinner, that's fine.
Speaker 22: Would you then go to the restaurant with everyone saying, Hey,
Speaker 22: I just got two hundred and fifty dollars for my birthday.
Speaker 22: Here's the cash, spread it around and then I'll pay
Speaker 22: for my whatever's left of it on my side of
Speaker 22: the deal.
Speaker 7: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: No, No, it wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 22: Like I don't understand where the logic is coming from.
Speaker 3: The logic is that it's it's a gift card. It's
Speaker 3: in a different form, it's in a different format for
Speaker 3: whatever reason.
Speaker 4: It's just weird. It's weird.
Speaker 3: Plain Why would you? What if it was a Visa
Speaker 3: gift card? I would just feel bad. I would just
Speaker 3: feel bad if I if I present a gift card.
Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're fucked up. Your father wouldn't care. Why should you?
Speaker 3: Gift card or a Visa gift card is kind of agnostic.
Speaker 4: It's more like cash.
Speaker 3: But for that Chipotle gift card at dinner, that's a problem.
Speaker 3: If it's a Chipotle gift card at Chipotle, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel weird doing it. It's just me. It's it's
Speaker 3: just me.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 3: What if you Okay, what if it's a chain that
Speaker 3: owns like different levels of USA. Okay, we're not going
Speaker 3: this far in the weeds. It's Landryes. It's a Landry's
Speaker 3: gift card. No, I think they own seventeen different restaurants
Speaker 3: on their different names.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like when you.
Speaker 3: Have an old Navy gift card but you shop and
Speaker 3: set the gap, right, I get right. That's that's weird.
Speaker 3: Like if you if let's say, Landry's own Chipotle, would
Speaker 3: you take Landry owns about fifty restaurants that we know
Speaker 3: that that people just can't say. Give example, if Landry's
Speaker 3: owned Chipotle and you had a Chipotle gift card and
Speaker 3: you could use it at Landry's that maybe I wouldn't
Speaker 3: pull out. I wouldn't pay for my Landries with a
Speaker 3: Chipotle gift card? Is that fair?
Speaker 4: I guess I'm exhausted the person.
Speaker 23: You got kidnapped by aliens to go hang out with
Speaker 23: Scary in the Haunted House in Savannah, Georgia, where he
Speaker 23: learned about all the muscle groups that uh, he hasn't
Speaker 23: worked out that he's trying to reactivate to be what
Speaker 23: the fuck the ship in the back of the sword.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 3: It sounds like he just told you your your podcast
Speaker 3: life story. How do you figure? Well, well, he also
Speaker 3: included Okay, so he talked about something and then he
Speaker 3: said something else you did aliens the school that you
Speaker 3: sold and then he I think he was talking Wait
Speaker 3: a minute, he was talking about and then he talked
Speaker 3: about the haunted house in Savannah. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 3: talked about the school that was left in the back
Speaker 3: of the uh right, uh the shop right? Yeah, I follow,
Speaker 3: So he was just he strung it all together, all right,
Speaker 3: follow the bouncing ball. Scary. Okay, let's bounce into a
Speaker 3: commercial break. We'll be right back, right, old jingle, old jingle. Well,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna plain a new one. So I told
Speaker 3: you I have the jingles. Oh, I can't wait to
Speaker 3: hear him.
Speaker 6: Okay, the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 16: We will be right back.
Speaker 3: We're continuing with Slice Time. We got about We're about
Speaker 3: halfway through it. We have a lot. So I think
Speaker 3: it would be nice if every time you said slice time,
Speaker 3: you said it the way the jingle singers.
Speaker 7: Sing it slice Time.
Speaker 3: Maybe a little more energy, a little faster, but yeah close.
Speaker 24: Well say scary, Brody, Brody scary to keep it even.
Speaker 24: But I was listening to the episode about Brody going
Speaker 24: to the heart doctor this time, it's definitely.
Speaker 6: Brody scary all the way scary.
Speaker 24: Why the fuck would you side with these people? They
Speaker 24: sound like morons. They go to med school for how
Speaker 24: long and they don't understand how to interact with patients,
Speaker 24: or what privacy means, or even how to knock on
Speaker 24: a fucking door. What's the point in knocking if you're
Speaker 24: just going to immediately come in? Anyways, longtime listener, keep
Speaker 24: up the great work. Alan from Florida have a great
Speaker 24: gay guys.
Speaker 3: Oh that was the echo cardiogram from a couple of
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you?
Speaker 3: I called my actual heart doctor on a couple of
Speaker 3: days ago. I've been having a pain, not in my heart,
Speaker 3: a little bit above my heart. And I said to
Speaker 3: the nurse, Hey, can I the receptionist, Hey, can I
Speaker 3: speak to doctor so and so. I have a question.
Speaker 3: I'm having a pain above my heart, not where my
Speaker 3: heart is, and I'm wondering if it might be related.
Speaker 3: Just what do you want to do with the phone?
Speaker 3: I said what I said? Did tell them to call
Speaker 3: me later? Like all doctors do. I have a question.
Speaker 3: Just there's nothing you can do on the phone. Why
Speaker 3: don't you just go to hospital?
Speaker 4: Wow? I was like, are you a doctor?
Speaker 7: So? When? I when?
Speaker 24: When?
Speaker 3: When the head, the head of the department called me,
Speaker 3: I let her know what had happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what do you want the doctor to call
Speaker 4: you for?
Speaker 3: Just go to a hospital. She didn't say, like, listen, sir,
Speaker 3: if it's an emergency, maybe you should see that. She's like,
Speaker 3: let's he can do if you have the phone, just
Speaker 3: go to a hospital.
Speaker 24: H Hey, guys, it's Allan again from Florida. Uh.
Speaker 6: Like I said, while.
Speaker 2: Ago Brody scary scary.
Speaker 24: Still kind of pissed off, Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 24: Why would you side with the hospital?
Speaker 7: Anyways?
Speaker 25: Good question, maybe a little dumb, you know.
Speaker 6: Why do you call it episode zero?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 24: I mean, if you're gonna put out your first podcast,
Speaker 24: then wouldn't that be episode number one? Wouldn't episode zero
Speaker 24: just indicate that there is no podcast anyway? It's always
Speaker 24: been curious about this. Thanks, guys, keep it up.
Speaker 4: If I may, you go and I'll correct you if
Speaker 4: you're wrong.
Speaker 3: Well, at the time that we did that episode, we
Speaker 3: didn't know we were the Brooklyn Boys. It wasn't until
Speaker 3: the next episode that was the official Brooklyn Boys episode.
Speaker 3: But that was but the last the episode before it,
Speaker 3: it was just you and I in the studio and
Speaker 3: we were it was kind of like the transition episode
Speaker 3: of from that last podcast, the off air show. It
Speaker 3: was just you and I, so we made it episode
Speaker 3: zero because it chronologically it came before number one, and
Speaker 3: that was kind of launched it on one. But then
Speaker 3: we'll wait a minute, the last one should count towards
Speaker 3: our podcast, correct, because it was technically us. That was
Speaker 3: the first of us, you and I in the studio,
Speaker 3: so it was that kind of a launch pod cast
Speaker 3: make any sense, pop like we don't make sense? It
Speaker 3: fits us.
Speaker 4: That's true as well.
Speaker 3: So yeah, for the most part, we uh without pilot
Speaker 3: episode a lot of times. Yeah, series start with a pilot,
Speaker 3: then they then they count number one two. It's a prequel.
Speaker 3: It's a prequel episode. Yeah, yeah, oh what.
Speaker 4: What my SERI just started up? Hey, Siri, stop the
Speaker 4: fuck was it? I don't know did I say that?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 26: Hey, Rody and Scary Jamie from Queen's here. I want
Speaker 26: to tell you a quick story. My friend and I
Speaker 26: literally got free dessert at a restaurant because we joked
Speaker 26: with the waiter that we can't stand Valentine's Day.
Speaker 27: A waiter agreed, so he brought us out a piece
Speaker 27: of red velvet cake, said it was on the house.
Speaker 27: So we got free dessert, literally because we don't like
Speaker 27: Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: That's cool, nice and red Velvet's the perfect cake to
Speaker 3: give you for Valentine's Day. He was probably will Red
Speaker 3: Velvet's pretty much chocolate with red food coloring.
Speaker 4: Could have been trying to pick you up as well.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, He's like, I'll give you a reason to
Speaker 3: like Valentine's Day.
Speaker 28: He Hello, Scary, This is Ariel from upstate New York.
Speaker 28: So I just wanted to find out how was your
Speaker 28: trip to the Dominic Republic. Did I pronounce it right?
Speaker 28: I'm sorry I didn't to make it. I was just
Speaker 28: wondering if Robin went with you.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, she was in. She was in a couple
Speaker 4: of pictures.
Speaker 7: Yeah she was.
Speaker 4: She was with me.
Speaker 28: All right, Hello Ariel again from upstate New York. Brody,
Speaker 28: you suggested that every time Scary slips in one of
Speaker 28: his sponsors that Scary should pay or something. But what
Speaker 28: I think should happen is Scary should buy you steak
Speaker 28: dinner with fresh diet coke every time he slips in
Speaker 28: a sponsor.
Speaker 3: That this girl she's onto something.
Speaker 4: She's very.
Speaker 28: Hello Brody, I just wanted to say, how dare you
Speaker 28: give up your seat for no.
Speaker 3: Wait, that was a redo. Oh she was gonna make it.
Speaker 3: Here she comes again.
Speaker 20: I'm sorry.
Speaker 28: I didn't mean to send that, Brody. I just wanted
Speaker 28: to say, you used chivalry and how dare you do that?
Speaker 28: How dare you be nice and give a you're seat
Speaker 28: for some woman, even if she is four hundred thousand pounds?
Speaker 6: Darius, same on you.
Speaker 28: I'm just joking. By the way, I think you did
Speaker 28: a really great job, and I think you need an applause.
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh applause with David Brody. By the way, is it me?
Speaker 3: Does Ariel sound really perky and up beat this week?
Speaker 4: I like Ariel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's She's on Jamie from Queen's level right now.
Speaker 4: An applause for Brody.
Speaker 3: Applause, applause, I live they applause. Thanks lady.
Speaker 15: God.
Speaker 4: That was not one of her biggest hits. Sorry, no,
Speaker 4: we don't.
Speaker 3: It's also not her biggest hit, her migraine commercial. I'm
Speaker 3: done with it. Yeah, it's on constantly. It's giving me
Speaker 3: a headache. Okay, moving over, were still studying, Hio. Thank you.
Speaker 4: I made a great joke on the morning show this morning.
Speaker 4: On the air, No, it was good.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So they were talking about we're talking about
Speaker 3: songs from twenty five years ago that we played. It
Speaker 3: was like throwbacks. We were doing a contest. Wait, you're
Speaker 3: name that song? And then Nate's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: because this takes me back to the days of Beaver
Speaker 3: one oh six and I'm like Beaver one o six
Speaker 3: in Erie, Pennsylvania, and I'm like Beaver one o six
Speaker 3: all the damn hits. That's fine. See I thought when
Speaker 3: you said Beaver one o six, I'm like, that is
Speaker 3: some old Beaver.
Speaker 4: I don't want any part of that.
Speaker 28: Okay, scary you heard what Brody said. Yes, it's technically
Speaker 28: your value. So he would accept that if you had
Speaker 28: a gift card and took him out to buy him
Speaker 28: a steak dinner. So how about I give you a
Speaker 28: gift card for two hundred dollars and you take Brody
Speaker 28: out for one big, huge steak dinner. Well, maybe not
Speaker 28: two hundred, how about three hundred?
Speaker 4: Check out, mate, check met. Then she's taking me to dinner.
Speaker 3: Nope, nope, I feel pain, just like you said earlier,
Speaker 3: by your definition, Brody, if she gives me a gift
Speaker 3: card and I pay for it, at a steak dinner
Speaker 3: with that gift card.
Speaker 4: Isn't that well, isn't that the same thing?
Speaker 3: It is, as a matter of fact, as a matter
Speaker 3: of fact, our original steak dinner where they the waiter,
Speaker 3: the head of the place picked it up, that was
Speaker 3: house credit. That was basically like a gift card. Right,
Speaker 3: So by that definition, by that logic, I.
Speaker 4: Gave you your steak dinner.
Speaker 7: End of story.
Speaker 3: I win, no thank you. I owe you nothing. You
Speaker 3: suffered no pain. Our listener paid for my dinner. The matter,
Speaker 3: you can use the gift card. It just won't count
Speaker 3: towards the debt you Why not? Because I felt pain
Speaker 3: for what I did? You need to feel pain I do.
Speaker 3: I don't have that credit anymore. I don't have that
Speaker 3: gift card anymore. It was my gift card, right, I
Speaker 3: own a gift card.
Speaker 7: You didn't earn.
Speaker 4: It's my money, it's my credit, it's my credit.
Speaker 3: At the next call. See what I'm talking You use
Speaker 3: it to your advantage when it's when it's I said,
Speaker 3: you could pull out a gift card. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 3: with spending it. But when it comes to this specific
Speaker 3: steak dinner, you need to suffer something, something.
Speaker 28: Okay, I just had a laugh because I'm listening to
Speaker 28: your podcast and I'm at the part where Scary went
Speaker 28: out with some friends and the second couple paid with
Speaker 28: a gift card, and Brody said, that's fucked up because
Speaker 28: I said it at the same time Brody did. But anyways, Scary,
Speaker 28: I got to agree, Brody is right, that is really
Speaker 28: fucked up. Oh, I'm going to continue hold on what's
Speaker 28: fucked up because the way the first couple should look
Speaker 28: at it is it doesn't matter how they pay their bill,
Speaker 28: just as long as the first couple does not have
Speaker 28: to pay their bill. I think it's wrong, and I
Speaker 28: think that they have an entitlement issue. It's not their
Speaker 28: gift card. The gift card was not for the first couple.
Speaker 28: It was for the second couple, So the first couple
Speaker 28: has no So the first couple have no right to
Speaker 28: think that they're entitled to a gift card that was
Speaker 28: not for them to begin with. And I think how
Speaker 28: to avoid the issue altogether is when the waiter waitress
Speaker 28: came up to the table, the second couple should have
Speaker 28: automatically asked, can we have a separate check. That way,
Speaker 28: the first couple would not have been.
Speaker 3: No, No, that is not proper etiquette. We don't do
Speaker 3: separate checks. Why do they everywhere we go outside in
Speaker 3: New York, New Jersey, the Tri state area, they always
Speaker 3: do that. You guys want separate checks and they know
Speaker 3: separate checks is it's awful.
Speaker 4: Don't go out to dinner with me.
Speaker 3: Then we split the bill down the middle by couples.
Speaker 4: If there's three couples, just plit it three ways.
Speaker 3: If you're presenting a gift card that you got on
Speaker 3: your time, use it on your time. If you're gonna
Speaker 3: present it to the table, and that goes into kiddy Yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody gets to benefit everyone's Otherwise you don't get your
Speaker 3: steak dinner. Speaking of having dinner with Scary, last night,
Speaker 3: we saw each other at a friend's wake, and we'll
Speaker 3: talk about more of that on the next episode. So
Speaker 3: we have a lot to talk about on that. But
Speaker 3: it's scary, like, Oh, what are you doing later? I go, ah,
Speaker 3: I'm swamped. I gotta do some stuff with the house.
Speaker 3: I'm overwhelmed. I got so much work to do. Then
Speaker 3: like ten minutes, lady goes, oh, yeah, Robin and I
Speaker 3: going to dinner with a couple of people over here.
Speaker 3: You want to go with us, I'm like, you already
Speaker 3: know I can't. You invited me knowing I couldn't, don't,
Speaker 3: but I wanted to credit. You don't get the credit
Speaker 3: because I know I caught what you did. You're like, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: Robin Brody's all fucked up, busy tonight. He can't do shit.
Speaker 3: He's gotta go right home.
Speaker 4: Hey Broby, want to go to dinner. Oh, it's too bad.
Speaker 3: You would have done was disrupt our fucking happy dinner
Speaker 3: where we, by the way, split the check down the middle.
Speaker 4: There were five of us and then it.
Speaker 3: Was a byob so I wouldn't be We would have
Speaker 3: to pay for your drinks. You brought your own liquor,
Speaker 3: so I would have been fine with that. You would
Speaker 3: have called up on the appetisers.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, scary.
Speaker 28: I think you have such a kind heart you and
Speaker 28: I think it's so sweet few that you would share
Speaker 28: your gift card with your friends when you go out
Speaker 28: to dinner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or I wouldn't present it.
Speaker 28: It's not something that you should feel obligated in doing
Speaker 28: because it's your money. Somebody gave you a gift, not
Speaker 28: anybody else. You that includes brody and thank you. The
Speaker 28: door Dash thing again, if you got credit from door Dash,
Speaker 28: it's still your money, it's still yours. You don't have
Speaker 28: to share that with anybody. You keep it for yourself.
Speaker 28: It's yours.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you again.
Speaker 28: You have a really great card.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: And I just think it's a bad look to present
Speaker 3: it in a in a group setting like that unless
Speaker 3: you're gonna share it. Her idea was split checks. Here's
Speaker 3: my idea, don't go out with the pretty couple again.
Speaker 28: Scared back about the couple who paid their portion of
Speaker 28: the bill with a gift card. It was not tacky,
Speaker 28: so you say, And it was not a dick move,
Speaker 28: as you had said on their part.
Speaker 3: All right, the major to make sure.
Speaker 28: Their portion bill was paid. It shouldn't matter how they
Speaker 28: went about doing it. They did their again, and it
Speaker 28: just people feel that they're tight.
Speaker 4: That's it. I got to stop. I've never cut one
Speaker 4: of these guys off. I've never cut you guys off.
Speaker 3: You just encause she's right, no, but.
Speaker 7: I'm not already.
Speaker 4: You said twelve in a row.
Speaker 2: How I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you, but please, we've got to get through these.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people are scary, can leave as
Speaker 3: many as you want. No, I'm just saying it's it's
Speaker 3: a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot, and I've
Speaker 3: made your point. I appreciate you taking my side though
Speaker 3: on the steak dinner, because that is that is very true.
Speaker 3: You're right Austra gift card.
Speaker 29: By the way, she's not give you a gretting an
Speaker 29: episode two eighty five where you're talking about somebody using
Speaker 29: a motorized scooter. I work part time in a retail
Speaker 29: store where they have motorized scooters, and I know it's
Speaker 29: only supposed to be used for people who can't walk,
Speaker 29: but the amount of people that I see who don't
Speaker 29: need the scooters, teenagers, adults, they use it to play
Speaker 29: around with, to race against each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very true. It's problem.
Speaker 3: I'm fine with the racing, but it was just one
Speaker 3: in the back.
Speaker 30: I just want to sit Scary and Brody see from
Speaker 30: the Bronx. Fuck Brody, steak dinner. You got a steak dinner.
Speaker 30: You had a free steak dinner. It doesn't matter whether
Speaker 30: you paid for it or not.
Speaker 3: You got.
Speaker 30: Sick of hearing about the steak dinner already? How long
Speaker 30: has its fucking been.
Speaker 8: Two three years?
Speaker 30: Shut up about the steak dinner. You got your dinner
Speaker 30: for free. It doesn't matter how.
Speaker 4: He's paid for.
Speaker 30: It was paid for.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up with that, Brody for life. Maybe
Speaker 4: if I think it should stop.
Speaker 3: It's been twelve years, dinner wants to pay for it, Steve,
Speaker 3: do just want to hear about it?
Speaker 6: Brody?
Speaker 28: Unfortunately we live on planet idiot, unfortunately, and there's nothing
Speaker 28: we can unfortunately do about Fortunately.
Speaker 3: Fortunately, thank you.
Speaker 21: Brody, scary scary Brody. It's Alice from Philly. No, a
Speaker 21: gift card is the same as money. If you take
Speaker 21: the gift card out of it, would you pay part
Speaker 21: of their portion of the bill? No, the gift card
Speaker 21: covers your portion of the bill. That's the same as
Speaker 21: if you were paying your half. And if they expected
Speaker 21: you to share that gift card, then they shouldn't have
Speaker 21: won out to dinner with you in the first place,
Speaker 21: because they should have been prepared to spend whatever amount
Speaker 21: of money for their hair to bill.
Speaker 3: I know, I just like thank you, don't present hey
Speaker 3: say something? Dun't the slice is an get your spare time,
Speaker 3: then no, they may never go to that restaurant again.
Speaker 19: What's up, Brooklyn boys. DJ Millie here, Episode two eighty five.
Speaker 19: You guys are still going on about the steak dinner. Listen,
Speaker 19: I'm Brody, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to side.
Speaker 11: It's scary.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 19: He did the right thing.
Speaker 6: He still took you out for a steak dinner.
Speaker 11: I would be a.
Speaker 19: Static if I knew somebody at the steakhouse and they
Speaker 19: end up comping us. I wouldn't take that for granted
Speaker 19: at all, and I wouldn't say he still owes me one.
Speaker 19: Your friendship should not be about a monetary value friendship.
Speaker 19: He would have to pay for something, even though there
Speaker 19: might have been a monetary value.
Speaker 6: DJ Milly got cut off before I was saying that.
Speaker 19: You know, again, Brody, you know, just because your favorite
Speaker 19: might have been monetary, I don't think the favor back
Speaker 19: had to be from scary.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
Speaker 19: He did the right thing. He took you out for
Speaker 19: a steak dinner. You guys are good friends. It should
Speaker 19: never be of a monetary value of who did this
Speaker 19: for who and who did what? When you guys are
Speaker 19: close already, that's if you have somebody that owes you
Speaker 19: a debt and you have to go one for one
Speaker 19: with them, and that's a different story. All right, guys,
Speaker 19: have a day, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I just just just to recap real quick.
Speaker 4: There's a man with a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: It was, you know what, it was a favor that
Speaker 3: that got scared a lot of money but also dinged
Speaker 3: my career. That's where the pain has to come in
Speaker 3: for Scary. It's not about the money, it's about the ding.
Speaker 4: He's not done and DJ.
Speaker 19: Millier last one, I had to say something about the
Speaker 19: lady give me.
Speaker 23: Up the seat.
Speaker 19: I had a situation in my doctor's office where we
Speaker 19: only have a staff bathroom. Only in our doctor's office
Speaker 19: in the hallway there is a patient bathroom. There is
Speaker 19: an elder patient that needed to use the bathroom desperately,
Speaker 19: like number two was going to explode, and we let
Speaker 19: him use our staff bathroom.
Speaker 4: Follow me for part two, no Part five.
Speaker 16: To two.
Speaker 19: So after this gentleman exit our staff bathroom, one of
Speaker 19: our other coworkers had headed in and the whole bathroom
Speaker 19: stunk up the whole office.
Speaker 4: Of course, it was.
Speaker 19: Absolutely terrible, and I and my coworkers got trouble for it.
Speaker 19: Through my supervisor that we let the patient use the bathroom.
Speaker 19: You know, we're trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 6: Yep, yeah, all right, that's.
Speaker 4: By the way he guts.
Speaker 3: Thanks by and my coworkers is actually correct. Well done, sir.
Speaker 31: Thank you Hariel from Upstate New York for the happy
Speaker 31: birthday wishes. I was born February twenty second. I turn
Speaker 31: forty four. Yeah, getting old. This is the Jamaica resta
Speaker 31: Bacon also from Upstate New York and sometimes Sarasota, Florida,
Speaker 31: all depending on the season.
Speaker 4: Thanks, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 32: All right.
Speaker 33: Hey, Brody Scary Scary Brody MJ FAMNJ the tractor trailer guy. Oh,
Speaker 33: that was funny you writed him out. He's not from
Speaker 33: Omaha or wherever the hell he's from, like everything and
Speaker 33: all this plaice time. It's funny. I really glad you
Speaker 33: have that segment. It should be a little longer. Yeah,
Speaker 33: but the jingle thing.
Speaker 25: I think one of the episodes Scary changed top.
Speaker 4: She's about to make it longer from her here we go.
Speaker 33: Okay, en Jay again again. I don't know if it's
Speaker 33: coming out. It was an episode. I don't know which
Speaker 33: one it was. Now I got it mixed up, but
Speaker 33: the jingles had to be brought home, so I think
Speaker 33: Scary brought him home, but then Brody was asking for
Speaker 33: them on this particular episode, but then I don't know,
Speaker 33: Scary kept changing this subject, so then Brody never got.
Speaker 25: A chance to ask him back for the jingles happened?
Speaker 33: Okay, sorry to be a pest again, just double checking
Speaker 33: if I missed anything.
Speaker 25: Did he ever bring home the jingles?
Speaker 4: I double checking?
Speaker 33: And I love you guys. I love this lifetime because
Speaker 33: that track the trailer guy's cracking me up. But he's
Speaker 33: somebody else anyway. I don't know who he is, but
Speaker 33: he took the good work and you got me cracking
Speaker 33: up and have a very good day.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I was going to play the jingles that I brought
Speaker 3: home here, but she's got two more of these left.
Speaker 3: Hold on, keep going, so we don't have time.
Speaker 25: I don't know if this is even recording.
Speaker 6: It is a Menja Brody, Scary Scary Brody.
Speaker 25: That stake dinner thing, wasn't that like fourteen years? Isn't
Speaker 25: a statue limitations?
Speaker 4: Seven years years?
Speaker 33: I don't know. I'm just seven years, which you should
Speaker 33: then what the heck are we going to talk about
Speaker 33: on the podcast. We won't be you know, ripping each
Speaker 33: other about it. Okay, okay, I don't know if it's recording.
Speaker 33: All right, do the steak dinner your dougie bastard. You
Speaker 33: have the money, Take Brody, I got it fourteen years ago.
Speaker 33: I think statute limitations and seven. But take him for
Speaker 33: the dinner.
Speaker 16: He deserves it.
Speaker 33: I do you guys need you know, you guys need
Speaker 33: a time to get together, especially what you guys just
Speaker 33: went through.
Speaker 6: All right, and do it when you do the match
Speaker 6: merch thing, maybe should.
Speaker 7: Go right, he nailed it.
Speaker 4: That could be the night.
Speaker 3: That could be the night that I use a gift
Speaker 3: card for a steak dinner. I have a Peter Luger's
Speaker 3: gift card.
Speaker 7: Do you Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, you do not? Yes?
Speaker 21: I do?
Speaker 4: Wa did you get it? It was given to me.
Speaker 4: That doesn't matter where I got it from. It's my money, right,
Speaker 4: just saying the.
Speaker 3: Same, not the same, Yes it is. I need money
Speaker 3: to come out of your bank account. Double once again,
Speaker 3: specially double. This is a double edged sword, not a
Speaker 3: double standard.
Speaker 4: Fucker. Here's a comment from episode number three.
Speaker 34: Hey, it's Lauren from Orlando, Florida. So I decided to
Speaker 34: go back and listen to and I'm in episode three
Speaker 34: right now, and Garry is talking about how he understands
Speaker 34: when Deli's will stop slicing meat at like seven forty
Speaker 34: five if they close at eight o'clock. And I'm just
Speaker 34: going back and like, I feel like your mind is
Speaker 34: really changed. Like going back to that runch episode when
Speaker 34: you were fifth and you showed up late. I don't
Speaker 34: know how scary. It seems like you're flip flopping.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: As soon as he said it, I was like, she's
Speaker 3: gonna reference the brunch.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like a politician. I'm flip flopping you.
Speaker 3: You said it episode three. I remember it like it
Speaker 3: was yesterday that you could clean the slicer and then
Speaker 3: like no more meet the last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: We're done. She's right, Oh my god, how mighty have
Speaker 4: fallen here?
Speaker 6: Brooklyn boys, it's Kitlan from be Sure so. Yes, Luke
Speaker 6: is my son and Mark is my husband.
Speaker 35: I know there was a little confusion. I look at
Speaker 35: your father about who that goes Mark? That's my Mark's husband.
Speaker 35: I love them so much. Anyways, I am almost fully
Speaker 35: done listening to all your podcasts again.
Speaker 6: For the second time, and God, I'm finishing up. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go to another one, all right, keep going.
Speaker 35: Okay, Caitlyn again from be Sure. So I was listening
Speaker 35: to a couple of weeks ago, but I haven't forgot.
Speaker 35: I forgot to send a talk back episode two fifty
Speaker 35: four when Scary was in Paris and he was in
Speaker 35: that bougie believe it was a bakery, a Jewish or
Speaker 35: a bakery that has a lot of Jewish attendees, and a.
Speaker 6: Rabbi comes up to Scary, joys are you Jewish? Are
Speaker 6: you Jewish?
Speaker 21: Correct?
Speaker 6: Me up, dying, laughing, rolling around my car, Love you guys.
Speaker 4: Bye, thank you.
Speaker 3: She's not Jewish. But it was a fun accent.
Speaker 33: There was.
Speaker 32: David Brody bringing cocky insults from incorrect math questions, is
Speaker 32: fucking classic?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 32: Carry Jones acting like he knows thirty divided by a
Speaker 32: half fucking classic and Scary, I think you referenced Cocaine's
Speaker 32: two or three times in this past episode, so it
Speaker 32: is part of your nyelafe clearly.
Speaker 3: Boys, Scary, No he's talking about He says, you were
Speaker 3: you made coke references too many times? He thinks, right, No,
Speaker 3: I understand that, but I don't unerstand the logic. Just
Speaker 3: because I referenced it doesn't mean I don't I make
Speaker 3: I make references to Chinese food all the time, and
Speaker 3: I love Chinese food. I eat it all the time.
Speaker 3: If by the way, I went to a new Chinese
Speaker 3: restaurant that was considered the best Chinese restaurant in the county.
Speaker 3: Uh huh right, it's up near the mall. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna shame the place I woted. The pan fried
Speaker 3: noodles Yep, the one time I drop soup? Yep, very disappointed. Oh,
Speaker 3: not enough sauce to go at all the noodles. I
Speaker 3: got a bag of noodles left over in the pan
Speaker 3: fright noodles, and the soup tastes like chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's not one time I dropped. I don't
Speaker 3: know who's giving this place all these great reviews. Pooh,
Speaker 3: Time for a wanton mic drop because this is the last,
Speaker 3: the last one for this episode.
Speaker 11: Let's talk back Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 19: Mike from Wisconsin here, Brody is scary.
Speaker 11: Look, you didn't buy him a fucking skate dinner.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 11: The heavyset lady, this seat is not the same analogy.
Speaker 11: It would be like if you gave up your seat and.
Speaker 24: Then the owner of the trend coming in and screwing
Speaker 24: the seat, putting it underneath your ass, and the fat
Speaker 24: lady sits and falls and each ship analogy.
Speaker 11: If you get the.
Speaker 4: I have a fun steak guard, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 7: That's the best call.
Speaker 3: Well, that and then the only other ones. I'm glad
Speaker 3: that was the last one that was. That was tremendous.
Speaker 3: That was the mic drop moment that we needed. Boom
Speaker 3: clap sound in my heart. All Right, we'll see you
Speaker 3: on the Brooking Boys sometime soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very soon.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be very closely.
Speaker 4: Uh released.
Speaker 3: That was a very very long that was lifetime, but
Speaker 3: we thank you for them. Feedback is always welcome.
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