WEBVTT - Truffles: Underground Treasures

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff you should know, a production of I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's Charles w Chuck Bryant, and we're the Gastro Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>This is stuff you should know. That's probably a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>the Gastro Boys. Oh Man, Chuck, it's like we share

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<v Speaker 1>our mind sometime. Yeah, that's exactly. Have you ever eaten truffles? Uh? Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I had some popcorn once with truffles and parmesan cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was real truffle. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>think if I had, and I think, I mean I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dummy because I didn't even know if you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>i've had truffle oil. I know what it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoiler alert, that's not made from real truffles, right, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be so expensive you could never do that. So

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I had had truffle through that. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I think I remember at a staple house here in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the things on their tasting menu

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<v Speaker 1>had truffle shaved truffle on it, but like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like an extra hundred dollars to cover your pizza. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like a the tiniest little shaving on top of

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<v Speaker 1>amuse boush type of thing, right, which is apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you're supposed to eat it, like you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to eat it with a very yeah, very simple dish

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<v Speaker 1>where the truffle is this star and just sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and cry, maybe take your clothes off so you can

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<v Speaker 1>get the full experience, okay and um, and not leave

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<v Speaker 1>your house for three days afterward, at least according to

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<v Speaker 1>all of the people who have ever been interviewed about truffles,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning foodies who talk about this kind of stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>use words like celestial and life changing and things like

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<v Speaker 1>that when it comes to talking about truffles, So that is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the truffles are one of the finer things

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<v Speaker 1>in life. And another thing that I'd never had either

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<v Speaker 1>here at my rip oled age was caviare until a

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<v Speaker 1>listener recently who runs the California Caviare company sent some

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<v Speaker 1>caviare and I had gone my whole life without trying it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know what to expect. I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea what it would taste like. It was awesome. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it now, It's really good. It's like I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was calling it ocean butter. That's kind of what

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<v Speaker 1>it reminded me of. It's, you know, briny, but just buttery,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it tastes like a rich person's food. And

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<v Speaker 1>I totally got it. After I had someone was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really good and I get it now. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I also want to shout out a couple of people,

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<v Speaker 1>since you're talking about the finer things and people who've

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<v Speaker 1>sent stuff in. Um uh, all one more time, we

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<v Speaker 1>should shout out toad over it down East day Boats

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<v Speaker 1>dot Com for the scallops, amazing scallops. Um our buddy

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<v Speaker 1>Addison Rex, who's um Jurassic Wines. He likes to send

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<v Speaker 1>those once in a while and they're amazing too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's here. I think I've talked about him before. He

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<v Speaker 1>has the company Wine Spies, which is a really kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a unique take on a wine club membership. And

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<v Speaker 1>I am constantly buying wines and adding them to my

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<v Speaker 1>little locker and then once you get twelve bottles in

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<v Speaker 1>your locker, you get it shipped all at once. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just a cool dude all around too. He's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, lastly, do you remember we talked about in

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<v Speaker 1>the Groundhog Day episode. Um uh, pig whistle, No, whistle pig. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>pig whistle. I'm so dumb. Um. Whistle pig makes rye.

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<v Speaker 1>And they heard us talking about them, or somebody told

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<v Speaker 1>them we talked about them, and they sent us like

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of rye, like really really good rye.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm here to tell you whistle pig is really

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<v Speaker 1>good stuff. I have to say after now having experienced

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<v Speaker 1>the firsthand, I haven't been in the office and forever

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<v Speaker 1>is there whistle pig on my desk? Yes? Two bottles? Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. It was a while ago. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>still it should be still there. If not, we got problems. Yeah, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to look at the security team. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking truffles and we're not talking chocolate truffles. Uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even look this up, but I assume their name

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<v Speaker 1>so because they kind of look like truffles, right, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I gathered as well. They're kind of um that

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<v Speaker 1>coded in like a cocoa dust like spores a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, they're they're bumpy and just kind of ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>They do kind of resemble black truffles in a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of ways. Let me ask you this, Did you read

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<v Speaker 1>the Atlantic article? Uh? No, I did not. Actually, well

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<v Speaker 1>it's I skimmed it and I'm gonna read it in

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<v Speaker 1>full later. There's this writer, his name is Ryan Jacobs,

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<v Speaker 1>who wrote an article in the Atlantic. He was he

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<v Speaker 1>was basically on a mushroom story about Porcini mushroom foragers

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<v Speaker 1>in Germany and people that weren't you know, sort of

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<v Speaker 1>an not an illegal trade, but they were foraging where

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<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't be. One of them ran over a forestry

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<v Speaker 1>guard with a car and they got away with it.

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<v Speaker 1>He called his friend in the UK. It was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a story here? And he was like, not really,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, but if you really want a crime story,

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<v Speaker 1>look at truffles. So this guy looked at the truffle

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<v Speaker 1>underground truffle market and wrote this article that turned into

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<v Speaker 1>a book called The Truffle Underground Colon, a tale of mystery, mayhem,

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<v Speaker 1>and manipulation and the shadowy market of the world's most

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<v Speaker 1>expensive fungus. And I kind of quickly scanned it and

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<v Speaker 1>it is um like anything else in the world, like

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<v Speaker 1>fine art or rare wines, anything that's sort of scarce

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<v Speaker 1>and rare. There will be crime surrounding it, whether it's

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<v Speaker 1>poisoning truffle dogs or blowing up someone's car, or heisting

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<v Speaker 1>and robbing people of their truffle take, or selling fraudulent

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<v Speaker 1>fake stuff. Selling fraudulent fake stuff I saw. One thing

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<v Speaker 1>they would do is try and cram dirt into crevices

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<v Speaker 1>to make them heavier. Um, trying to sell diseased like

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<v Speaker 1>wormed out truffles and stuff like that. So, just like

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<v Speaker 1>anything else rare and expensive, there is a dark side

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<v Speaker 1>to it, and truffles are no exception, no note, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and truffles are really amazing little creatures. I had no idea. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I figured that they were, like I think

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<v Speaker 1>just about everybody else who never really looked into truffles

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<v Speaker 1>that much, that they were very much like mushrooms. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and they are related to mushrooms only in that they

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<v Speaker 1>are both part of the same kingdom. Fun guy. So

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<v Speaker 1>to say like, um, truffles are related to mushrooms is

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<v Speaker 1>basically the same thing as saying that human beings are

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<v Speaker 1>related to starfish, because we're both part of the kingdom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how distantly related mushrooms and truffles are. They they

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<v Speaker 1>they diverged at the division level, which is right under kingdom.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're they're only related in the most basic way

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<v Speaker 1>that something can be related, not in any kind of

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<v Speaker 1>complex or even loose way whatsoever. Yeah, I mean, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the biggest differences between mushrooms and truffles are mushrooms

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<v Speaker 1>grow above ground and truffles, as most people know, grow underground,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why you need to hunt. And it's called hunting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not technically it's not called foraging or collecting. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called truffle hunting that you used to do with pigs

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<v Speaker 1>because pigs, you know, don't need to be trained. They

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<v Speaker 1>know where to go to get those truffles. Now they

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<v Speaker 1>use dogs for a few reasons. One is because dogs

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to eat the truffles and pigs do. So

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<v Speaker 1>a pig finds that truffle and you gotta then you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get it away from that big like really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs I want to eat those things. Dog just want

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<v Speaker 1>to make master happy. And so you can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>train a dog to do this and turn it into

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<v Speaker 1>a game. And then you know, the other reason listed

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<v Speaker 1>here was like you truffle hunt three months out of

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<v Speaker 1>the year and then you got a pig for the

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<v Speaker 1>other nine months, which I say is great, but other

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<v Speaker 1>people are like, these are hundreds of pounds and dogs

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<v Speaker 1>are better pets and easier to care right exactly. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason people use pigs in the first place, which

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<v Speaker 1>seems kind of weird on its face, but truffles produce

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<v Speaker 1>a um, a kind of volatile organic compound called andrew

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<v Speaker 1>steen all or in drosten all um, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>actually the same thing as a sex hormone scent that

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<v Speaker 1>male pigs put out. So if you go truffle hunting,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to take a female pig because they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>rooting out a sex scent. Um. I guess they think that, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>a male pig and his junk are buried just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>between two and fifteen inches underground, and so they start

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<v Speaker 1>rooting through the ground and end up finding truffles and then,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, try to eat it, so you have

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<v Speaker 1>to wrestle it away from them. Sweet pigs, they are sweet, um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so dogs make a lot more sense. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty rare from what I understand, to see somebody

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<v Speaker 1>hunting with a pig these days, unless they're just like

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<v Speaker 1>some pipster purist who also like butcher's the pig after

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<v Speaker 1>the truffle hunt to you know, um, just out of

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<v Speaker 1>respect man. And then um, there's another thing you can do.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're like, well, I can't afford a pig, or

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<v Speaker 1>I can't afford a dog because I've never found a

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<v Speaker 1>truffle and sold one. I'm saving up um. You can

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself just a little a little um. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of truffle spade called a sapin you can dig

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<v Speaker 1>them up with. And there's actually other natural signs that

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<v Speaker 1>you can look for um when you look for truffle um.

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<v Speaker 1>One is the su Wilia fly, which likes to plant

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<v Speaker 1>um itself. It's burrows just above truffles, so you see

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<v Speaker 1>this specific kind of fly. If you learn to identify

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<v Speaker 1>that fly, you can remind yep. And then also there's

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<v Speaker 1>something called the brew ley like cranbrew lay, but it

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<v Speaker 1>means burned in French. And it's a dark patch of

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<v Speaker 1>earth um around the base of the tree where the

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<v Speaker 1>truffles growing. And we'll talk about why they grow there

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<v Speaker 1>in a second, but this dark patch of earth is

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<v Speaker 1>actually basically antibiotics that um the truffle itself or the

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<v Speaker 1>fun guy that the truffle grows from puts out two

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<v Speaker 1>poison the ground above it, because it doesn't do very

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<v Speaker 1>well if there's a lot of vegetation growing around it.

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<v Speaker 1>It does really well growing around among the roots of trees.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't like a very clear or it doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>a very thick under underbrush. It likes it to be

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<v Speaker 1>nice and clear and airy. So it kills off any

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<v Speaker 1>potential seeds or or um weeds or grass or anything

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<v Speaker 1>that might be growing right above it. And then amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>So the truffle says, I shall scorch the earth above me. Exactly, yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's amazing. So you see those signs, you probably have

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<v Speaker 1>a truffle down there. So you don't need a dog

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<v Speaker 1>or a pig. You just need to be good at that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>true hipster, the kind of the pointy chin beard. They

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<v Speaker 1>just look for truffles by hunting for brulet. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's take a break. That's a good setup. Our hipster

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<v Speaker 1>is still a thing. I don't know. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>out of my house in a year or so, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell if they're still around or not. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they all went away during the pandemic. They were they

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<v Speaker 1>rethought their lives, and they're gonna come out as sincere,

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<v Speaker 1>non ironic humans. All right, which is what we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take a break and come back as that

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. All right. So, truffles are these underground

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<v Speaker 1>things that you eat. I don't even think we said that.

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<v Speaker 1>We did. We talked about eating truffles at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess now I'm all paranoid that we're not explaining

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<v Speaker 1>things soon enough. Why because the foodies are listening. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because people are like, you've waited fifteen minutes before you

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<v Speaker 1>even said what X was. I think those people are joking.

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<v Speaker 1>They're making fun of our paranoia. Yeah, that's how I've

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<v Speaker 1>been taking it and thirteen years and it really doesn't matter, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all, as long as people are still listening,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing okay. Truffles are these things that are very rare,

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<v Speaker 1>They're hard to find, they're hard to get, they're very expensive,

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<v Speaker 1>which we'll get to. Uh. And there are many different kinds.

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<v Speaker 1>There are thousands of varieties of truffle. But if you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking on a macro level, sort of the basics of

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<v Speaker 1>truffles that you would hunt and eat you've got black

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<v Speaker 1>truffles and white truffles and burgundy truffles and then some

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<v Speaker 1>other you know, lesser known truffles. But you really want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about black and white truffles as the two

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<v Speaker 1>leading truffles that you're gonna find on a plate if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a lot of money, right, and if if

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<v Speaker 1>they're um, you're actually specifically talking about the black French

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<v Speaker 1>truffle um, the tuber milani sporum um from Paragore, France,

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<v Speaker 1>southwest France. Um. And then that's so that's like the

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<v Speaker 1>prized black truffle. The prized white truffle, which is actually

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<v Speaker 1>even rarer and even more expensive than the Paregord truffle

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<v Speaker 1>um is the tuber magnantum pico, the albo truffle from

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<v Speaker 1>the Piedmont area of Italy. And then, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>the burgundy one, right, the black ones. If you if

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it, it's sort of like a lumpy um.

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<v Speaker 1>It sort of looks like has the texture of like

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<v Speaker 1>a leechy, but it's not colorful. It's black and it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of lumpy, and it looks like a clump of dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some people say it looks like poop um. If

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<v Speaker 1>you if you slice it open, it looks like it's

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<v Speaker 1>very has that dense marbl ing like a really nice

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<v Speaker 1>cut of beef might have, Yeah, like wye goo beef. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just amazing to see. If have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen that stuff? For all the beef, for the truffle

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<v Speaker 1>the beef. I've seen both, yes, okay, yeah, so why

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<v Speaker 1>do you even ask? I don't know, but they do

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<v Speaker 1>look alike that that really really dense veiny marbling. The

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<v Speaker 1>white truffle, on the other hand, it looks sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a little you know, you know, the little round

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<v Speaker 1>white potatoes. It looks like those, not like a baker potato,

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<v Speaker 1>but it looks sort of like a white potato. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like Yukon gold, but white. Sure. I like the Yukon gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are good. They're both pungent in the in The

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<v Speaker 1>odor apparently, is really hard to describe. I've seen so

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<v Speaker 1>many different creative, kind of fun and goofy ways to

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<v Speaker 1>describe the aroma of a truffle um. I've heard a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people say they're stinky. Some people say like

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<v Speaker 1>locker room like funky earthy, Yeah, funky and earthy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>almost as much fun as describing what a theorem in

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like exactly. I think burgundy truffles are a little

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<v Speaker 1>more aromatic. But you know there, it's a very unique smell,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think they're they're kind of stinky, supposedly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the reasons they're stinky is because um truffles.

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<v Speaker 1>So the truffle you're eating is the fruiting body, just

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<v Speaker 1>like when you eat a mushroom, like a button mushroom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the fun guy. That's the fruit that grows

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<v Speaker 1>off of the fun guy, and it has the spores

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<v Speaker 1>and the spores spread everywhere. Um, and and truffles have

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<v Speaker 1>have spores as well, but they're sequestered inside of it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not on the outside all hanging out, letting its

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<v Speaker 1>junk hang around like some common mushroom. Um. They keep

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<v Speaker 1>theirs inside and until marriage, and by marriage, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>until an animal roots them up and eats them and

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<v Speaker 1>then poops it out somewhere else. UM. So in that sense,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're different from mushrooms as well, but they have

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<v Speaker 1>that funky smell because on the outside, when they're in

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<v Speaker 1>the dirt, they're actually colonized by all sorts of bacteria.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeast and all sorts of weird little things that

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<v Speaker 1>helped create the symbiotic relationship that the fun guy uh

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<v Speaker 1>has with the tree roots that it grows within. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned trees. Uh, this is really interesting. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>never I didn't know much about truffles at all, and

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<v Speaker 1>my whole thought was like, why are these things so rare?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why can't people just plant truffles like any other

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<v Speaker 1>vegetable you might grow? And the reason why is is

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. Really there is a process, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like planting any other plant, I think, And they've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for thirty five years in the United States

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<v Speaker 1>at failure rate. So it's really hard to uh to grow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't even know if that's the right word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of um yeah, because they're they're like there're

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<v Speaker 1>a miracle of nature in a certain way. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>a micro riz a, which means that they're a fun

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<v Speaker 1>guy that has a symbiotic relationship with the tree that

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<v Speaker 1>they grow at. Right, and usually in Europe usually find

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<v Speaker 1>them growing around the roots of um oak trees or

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<v Speaker 1>hazel trees. Um in the US they grow at the

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<v Speaker 1>base of pecan trees and then oak trees here to

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<v Speaker 1>um in Oregon, they grow at the base of Douglas

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<v Speaker 1>fir trees. So like certain species of um of truffles

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<v Speaker 1>row like at certain the basis of certain trees, because

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<v Speaker 1>they have these relationships where the truffle or the micro riza,

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<v Speaker 1>the fung the fungus that gives rise to the truffle

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<v Speaker 1>that we eat um, it has its own symbiotic relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with a bunch of bacteria and yeast. Like I said

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<v Speaker 1>that it colonized it and those things take nutrients from

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<v Speaker 1>the soil, like nitrates and phosphates and convert them into

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<v Speaker 1>nitrogen and phosphorus, which is usable for the tree. So

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<v Speaker 1>the trees growing around all these different forms of nitrogen

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<v Speaker 1>and fosters, but it can't do anything with it. This

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<v Speaker 1>micro riz a, this fung gui converts it into usable

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<v Speaker 1>form for the tree and pumps it into the tree's roots,

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<v Speaker 1>feeds the tree nutrients and in exchange, the tree says,

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<v Speaker 1>here has some carbohydrates, I'll trade you, and the microiza

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<v Speaker 1>the fungi says, thank you very much. Yeah. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna try and uh cultivate, I guess that's the

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<v Speaker 1>word I'm looking for a truffle, is you inject a

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<v Speaker 1>special uh these special fungi spores into this oak or

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<v Speaker 1>this hazel nut tree when they're just little seedlings, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you plant that tree and then cross your fingers

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<v Speaker 1>basically that that tree is going to grow up and

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<v Speaker 1>be healthy, because that's the first step. You gotta have

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<v Speaker 1>a tree that works, and then that those truffles are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna attach to those tree roots underground. And you can't

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I imagine it's frustrating in that you can't

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<v Speaker 1>look at your harvest and just see it growing on

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<v Speaker 1>top of the ground. You just have to have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of patients because I think it takes uh like

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<v Speaker 1>four years on average for this to work out to

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<v Speaker 1>where you're yielding a truffle two percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>In the United States, Um, we're trying here. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, apparently we have the right climate like on

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<v Speaker 1>the West coast where you were talking about some mid

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<v Speaker 1>Atlantic states Carolina's, Virginia's, southern Kentucky, northern Alabama, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think New Mexico and Arizona are only where it's possible

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<v Speaker 1>to get failure rate right. And we should say this

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<v Speaker 1>is where they're trying to grow like paragore truffles or

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<v Speaker 1>alba truffles, like the really highly prized one. The United

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<v Speaker 1>States has its own indigenous truffles. There's something like four

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<v Speaker 1>thousand or five thousand species of truffles. It was just right,

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<v Speaker 1>their garbage truffles. It's just that there's like three species

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<v Speaker 1>that are genuinely prized and that can go for like

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand dollars a pound, depending on how bad or

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<v Speaker 1>good the harvest was that year. UM. But the United

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<v Speaker 1>States has indigenous ones, like there's the Oregon truffle, which

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<v Speaker 1>grows to the base of Douglas first. There's Pecan truffles,

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<v Speaker 1>which grow basically everywhere from Florida up to Nova Scotia

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<v Speaker 1>UM west of the Rocky or east of the Rockies

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<v Speaker 1>uh in North America. UM. And there's a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>other kinds to from what I saw. James Beard, the

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<v Speaker 1>revered UM chef and food guy, UH, he said that

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<v Speaker 1>you could substitute um a Oregon truffle for a white

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<v Speaker 1>alba truffle and it would do. Yeah, if he signed

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<v Speaker 1>off on it. That means it's definitely okay. Well, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not cheap either, I mean, I think these American varieties

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<v Speaker 1>can go for like a hundred bucks a pound, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a lot of money for a pound of something. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not like you know, we'll get to the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy prices at these auctions later on. But it's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like European mushroom around European truffles, uh, namely Italian and French.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you said, I think Spain is the largest producer

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<v Speaker 1>of truffles. Then you have UK, Australia, Chile, South Africa, Sweden,

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand, and then China apparently is uh really involved

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<v Speaker 1>in the truffle market and kind of undercutting price wise. Right. Yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually saw that Australia is killing it in the

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<v Speaker 1>truffle cultivating game. Yeah, they started in and that was

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<v Speaker 1>when they first inoculated their saplings. I also saw another

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<v Speaker 1>way to do it, chuck, is even easier. You just

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<v Speaker 1>take a bunch of truffle puade up, dip the oak

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<v Speaker 1>sapling roots into this puree and just grow those injections.

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<v Speaker 1>No injection necessary. I'm sure the oak prefers that way too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a little baby, um. But they the Australia's

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<v Speaker 1>got their first harvest and they are growing paragore truffles,

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<v Speaker 1>which paragore truffles are less rare, maybe because of Australia

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<v Speaker 1>than the white alba truffles from the Piedmont of Italy

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<v Speaker 1>and Croatia. Um and the alba truffles are far more expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>But a lot of people prefer the paragore black truffle

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<v Speaker 1>from France. Just taste um in general that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people prefer the black truffle. So that's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that the Australians are growing, and they now rival in

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<v Speaker 1>the harvest by weight what France every year and they're good, Yes, there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same thing. It's that truffle and they're supposedly amazing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there are some people that the French would

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<v Speaker 1>probably say, no, no, no, the tera war is not

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<v Speaker 1>the same, of course, you know, that's exactly what they

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<v Speaker 1>would say. In the Australians would say, forget that mate.

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<v Speaker 1>How is that Australia truffle season is short? Depending on

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<v Speaker 1>the truffle, I mean, they're all short seasons. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get your white and burgundies from September to December

0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:36.840
<v Speaker 1>and then winter blacks from December to March. Being kit

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<v Speaker 1>these in February and March, and then summer black and

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<v Speaker 1>white truffles from May to August. And the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>we are mentioning just when truffle season comes around is

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<v Speaker 1>because truffles, they do freeze them and they do can them,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not the same. You want to eat a

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<v Speaker 1>truffle within four to six days after you take it

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<v Speaker 1>out of the ground. Yeah. This this the truffle market

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those rare ones where there is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of hype and there's a lot of like Fraser

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<v Speaker 1>and Niles Crane types running around buying this stuff up

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<v Speaker 1>and caring about it and talking about it to their

0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:12.520
<v Speaker 1>friends and all that. But it's not in it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a bloated market in that respect, like it is genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>scarce in supply, and in the United States it's even

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<v Speaker 1>scarcer because, like you said, we've got a failure rate

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<v Speaker 1>and growing them here ourselves, and they have such a

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<v Speaker 1>short shelf life ten days tops if you're doing everything

0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:33.119
<v Speaker 1>right and storing them, um that to get them here

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<v Speaker 1>in the US in any kind of quick way from

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:38.960
<v Speaker 1>a place where they're already scarce, where they're growing over

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<v Speaker 1>like in say Europe, Uh, you can understand. It actually

0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:46.800
<v Speaker 1>makes sense why they're so ridiculously expensive. Yeah, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I went online today because I was like, can you

0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 1>even buy truffles online? Not right now? I mean, yeah, yeah,

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.840
<v Speaker 1>they're just all out of stock right. Well, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>found some that were in a jar. Uh, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the whole ruffle, it's just a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of a truffle. And the price I found for the

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<v Speaker 1>black French one was uh on this one website was

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred bucks for point eight ounces. Okay, so less

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 1>than announced was a hundred bucks. So I saw some

0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 1>some they were all out of stock, but some like

0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:23.240
<v Speaker 1>gourmet sites, um said they can get them and they're

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<v Speaker 1>more like, um, like forty eight dollars announce for for

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<v Speaker 1>like the small size, medium sized. And I looked, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, is that is that right? And that seemed

0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:37.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of in line with it. But you also see

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:40.040
<v Speaker 1>like crazy prices all over the place, like all these

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<v Speaker 1>things are, you know, two thousand dollars a pound, or

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand dollars a pound, or seven thousand dollars a pound.

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<v Speaker 1>Those typically are the white Alba truffles and the black

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 1>paragorre truffles are maybe a quarter of that, but it

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<v Speaker 1>all depends on how the harvest was that year. And

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<v Speaker 1>apparently the harvest has been going down, which is another

0:24:57.560 --> 0:25:00.440
<v Speaker 1>reason that so expensive has been going down Italy for

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<v Speaker 1>the last century or so. Well. Climate change, that's a

0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>big one apparently. Do you remember when I said that

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:11.879
<v Speaker 1>truffles like to grow in um light airy regions. Even

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 1>though they grow underground, they like the above ground to

0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>be a certain way. They're real high maintenance in that

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>sense and controlling. Um that there's so many people have

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<v Speaker 1>moved from the Paraguay region or the Pibon of Italy

0:25:24.600 --> 0:25:27.240
<v Speaker 1>into the cities. And since like the eighteen eighties eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>nineties when they really started harvesting these for the international market.

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<v Speaker 1>Um that these areas have become kind of unkempt and

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<v Speaker 1>grown over, and that, in addition to climate change is

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:43.200
<v Speaker 1>affecting the yields like dramatically. I think there was something. Um,

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>do you have the statistics for the yields between the

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 1>nineteenth century and today? Chuck, get ready for your socks

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:54.240
<v Speaker 1>to be knocked off? Are they on right now? They're on?

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I just put on so you could knock them off.

0:25:57.560 --> 0:26:01.520
<v Speaker 1>So in eighteen ninety a total harvest and I'm not

0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:04.320
<v Speaker 1>quite sure maybe this was all commercial truffles, but there

0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:08.919
<v Speaker 1>was a total of tons that were harvested in eighteen

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:12.520
<v Speaker 1>nine around the world. That's still pretty scarce if you

0:26:12.560 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 1>think about it. For an annual harvest globally in it

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:22.160
<v Speaker 1>was down to three hundred tons from undred tons. These

0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:24.280
<v Speaker 1>days it can be anywhere from twenty five tons to

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 1>a hundred and fifty tons a year. That is scarce,

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:30.680
<v Speaker 1>and that's why they cost this kind of money. It's

0:26:30.840 --> 0:26:34.280
<v Speaker 1>um and like you said, it's not an artificial market. Uh,

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>there's there's one that sold at auction, a four point

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 1>one six pound white truffle for sixty dollars. Yeah. It

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>doesn't make sense to me because it's like, well, it's

0:26:49.240 --> 0:26:52.800
<v Speaker 1>just a big giant truffle that seems way more than

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:56.400
<v Speaker 1>it would be if you bought that same amount, just

0:26:57.040 --> 0:26:59.520
<v Speaker 1>the same weight, but in multiple truffles. It just seemed

0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 1>really I don't know if somebody's like, I don't want

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:05.399
<v Speaker 1>the world's biggest truffle kind of I think it like

0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>where they bidding using like a giant foam number one hand?

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Is that kind of guy? Maybe he paid he paid

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 1>a million dollars for that foam, the largest foam rubber

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:21.879
<v Speaker 1>number one. It's right use. One of the things I

0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:24.920
<v Speaker 1>was seeing also about climate change affecting truffles is that

0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 1>so truffles like it we they like it somewhat cool,

0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:31.520
<v Speaker 1>and they like it kempt, and like I said, the

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 1>regions that they normally grow are getting unkempt, and they're

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>getting hotter, and they're getting drier, like climate change is

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>bringing more extreme weather like droughts kind of thing, and

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 1>they're also bringing hotter weather weather two regions like the

0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:47.399
<v Speaker 1>southwest of France or the Piedmont of Spain or Italy.

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:51.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, um that where where it didn't used to

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:54.639
<v Speaker 1>be that hot back in like say, when you're getting

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>like tons annually. So all of these combined on top

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 1>of the idea that even under the best of circumstances,

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:06.639
<v Speaker 1>the normal life cycle for a particular micro riz, a

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>that produces truffles that you you want, like an alba

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 1>or paragore, maybe produces truffles for fifteen to thirty years

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 1>in the wild, and then after that it says good

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>night forever. And the French and the Spanish and a

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 1>lot of the traditionalists in Europe say, well, then that's

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 1>that we just need to move on and find another tree. Well,

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 1>they're finding that they're they're not growing under other trees,

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>and so there's kind of this pushed to start inoculating

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 1>trees there in Spain and in the southwest of France,

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 1>and Europe has long been pushing back on the idea

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 1>of kind of introducing man's hand to this human kind's hand,

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>I should say, and I think they're starting to kind

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 1>of rethink that kind of thing these days. Should we

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 1>take another break? Sure? All right, we'll take another break

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk a little bit more about the flavor

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 1>in the trade and what these things are even used for.

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Right after this. Alright, so the truffle trade, like we said,

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 1>check out that Atlantic article. I'm gonna read it closer

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>after this because it's just really interesting. Uh, there is

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 1>a dark side of course to this trade. Um. They're

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 1>people poison each other's dogs. It's awful. Um. The guy

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>who wrote that article said that he, you know, anecdotally,

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>talked to different veterinarians, said that they've got two or

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 1>three a week dogs being poisoned, and there were a

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 1>lot of vets in the area that we're saying the

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 1>same thing. So that's horrific on its surface. Um slashing

0:29:54.000 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 1>tires of course, robberies, heists. Uh. Fake truffle while not fake,

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>but just inflated truffles with the weight like we were

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 1>talking about. And you might like hear all this and

0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 1>just be like why, Like, I know they're rare, but

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>is this caviare to chuck? Is it this thing that

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 1>is so delicious that you must have it? And you know,

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know because I've never had it. I do

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 1>like the taste of truffle oil, and this this fake truffle.

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I think in the seventies, uh, an Italian chemist isolated

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>one of the flavor producing compounds and recreated it, so

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 1>we do have the asynthetic truffley taste. But apparently that's

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.640
<v Speaker 1>like they isolated one of these compounds that is not

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>what a real truffle tastes like. Is what people say

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 1>that have had real trouffles. No, it's like so complicated

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>and complex because again some at least some of the

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 1>smells and tastes that are coming off of the truffle

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 1>you're eating are coming from the colonizing bacteria and yeasts

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>that are growing all over it too, and as they're

0:30:58.480 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 1>exposed to air, they start to kind of eye off

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>and that's where the smell in the odor goes, at

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>least in part. So, to to just kind of nail

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 1>one particular flavor compound and say that's truffle flavor. I

0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:16.959
<v Speaker 1>think it's two four die thiah pentane. Yeah. Um, just

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>to say that that's thank you, Just to say that

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 1>that's truffle flavor not only misses all of the nuance

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>of truffles, apparently I'm speaking from just somebody who's only

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:31.880
<v Speaker 1>been exposed to two for die thiah pentane pretty much. Um.

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 1>But then also if you eat enough of that, if

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>you eat too much truffle popcorn with parmesan shavings at

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 1>the nice movie theater in town, um, you are going

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 1>to kind of, um desensitize yourself to actual truffles. So

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 1>if you actually say I'm gonna get some truffles this

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 1>season and try it, uh, it might be lost on

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>you because you're just used to that kind of the

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 1>clunkiest version of the truffle flavor. I'm taking that risk,

0:31:56.360 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean it is good like truffle. Truffle

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 1>will flavor at anything is pretty great. I like it it. Um.

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>It is even hard to describe with just that one compound.

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to kind of you know, it's sort of

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 1>a new mommy richness. Uh it is earthy. I like

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 1>the flavor, and I'm not going to be, you know,

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 1>eating many real truffles in my life if any. So,

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not really worried about ruining my my trouble ballot.

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, I'm happy to have that stuff. It's fine,

0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 1>sure for this guy. It's truffles for the rest of us,

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 1>that's right. So if you do come upon some truffles

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 1>that you want to um that, if you just say, Okay,

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>I've got a hundred bucks, I'm gonna spend on truffles,

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna do it. Um. Uncle Joe Biden sent

0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:43.440
<v Speaker 1>me a check and I'm gonna use a hundred dollars

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>of it on truffles. I'm gonna healthy, I'm gonna stimulate

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>the economy and trickle down. Um. So what would you do, Chuck,

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>What's what's your first move? Well, you want them within

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 1>five to six days after they've been harvested. You want

0:32:57.280 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 1>to keep them in a closed container, wrapped in a

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 1>paper towel, because you really want to keep them dry.

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Wet truffle is no good, despite the fact that they

0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>love wetness to grow. You want to keep that thing

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 1>dry if you want to get a little more bang

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 1>for your buck and not actually use any of the truffle,

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 1>but in part that flavor. You want to douse it

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>in two four, store it in a in a clothes

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:25.120
<v Speaker 1>like glass tupperware. It's not tupperware if it's glass, but

0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, glass dish with some cheese,

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 1>open cheese, or even eggs that have not you know,

0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 1>just eggs in their shell, and it will actually somehow

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 1>by way of magic. The cheese makes sense, but it

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>will actually penetrate that egg and flavor that egg somehow

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 1>in that nuts that is nuts. That's how potent those

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 1>things smell. That they actually make it through eggs shells

0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 1>inside and then just um inculcates them. But like you said,

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 1>you want to keep it simple. I mean, I don't

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>know if I'd go so far as to say bland,

0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 1>but they say like shaving truffle on a very simple

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:08.760
<v Speaker 1>risotto dish or just plain parmesan scrambled eggs, plain parmesan

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Pasta pizza is a big one, like a you know,

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 1>just sort of a cheese pizza, like a really nice one.

0:34:15.080 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Would fire pizza with shaved truffle on top is supposed

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to be great. Yeah, that's the thing. You don't have

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:21.839
<v Speaker 1>to do anything with it. You just shave it raw.

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to cook it. It's not like some

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.880
<v Speaker 1>hard thing to to use. You just you shave it

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:30.760
<v Speaker 1>onto something and let it shine. Apparently the ancient Romans

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 1>used to cook it and eat it with honey, but

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 1>they also thought that truffles were created when lightning struck

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 1>damp earth, So don't put a lot of stock into

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 1>their thoughts, Like, just use it, you know, shaved fresh

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:46.640
<v Speaker 1>truffles onto a very nice dish. Yeah, and you know,

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>if you want to go to a nice steakhouse and

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 1>get truffle butter on your steak, it's not gonna be

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 1>real truffle. But who cares? I no, no, I could

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:59.919
<v Speaker 1>see Kevin Rath when using real truffle. Do you think?

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>How about this? If you are getting that steak and

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>it's outside of truffle season, it's not real truffle. But

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 1>if you know when truffle season is right. So say

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 1>you're going between um November and the end of March

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 1>to a really nice steakhouse, it's possible that they are

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 1>using real truffles that night. Yeah, and it's shaved super

0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>super thin, like when you see it on a on

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>a food item. It's you know they have these razor

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>sharp well I guess they're razors. And it always reminds

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>me of of Good Fellas. I cannot think of of

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 1>shaving something with a razor blade and not think of

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the scene and Good Fellas in prison where Polly had

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 1>his technique where he would shave it so thin it

0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>would it would what would you say? It would liquefy

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 1>in the fan. It's so great, man. I love that

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.359
<v Speaker 1>part when they were in prison and just like living

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:56.879
<v Speaker 1>high on the hog yep um have Do you ever

0:35:56.960 --> 0:36:01.200
<v Speaker 1>eat roasted garlic like on toast? Not on toast, but

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:04.359
<v Speaker 1>a roast gar like plenty? Sure, but yeah, just like

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:06.720
<v Speaker 1>spread it on toast? About that? Just take a whole bulb,

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.399
<v Speaker 1>spread it on some toast and thank me later. It's

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 1>really good for your guts. You know what I've been

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 1>doing lately is the I don't know why I didn't

0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:19.360
<v Speaker 1>know it existed. Everything bagel is my favorite bagel, and

0:36:19.360 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>they make everything bagel shakers Trader Joe's. Uh no, but

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that's good too, but just at a regular store.

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:30.520
<v Speaker 1>And uh so I just keep that. I put that

0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:33.919
<v Speaker 1>on a lot of stuff, like, uh, just avocado toast

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>with that that stuff. My buddy Eddie trened me onto

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:40.359
<v Speaker 1>that was shaking that stuff on some avocado toast. Mm hmm.

0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I know. Yeah. You can put it on just chunks

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 1>of avocado and it sounds it tastes very good too.

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>You can put it on anything. Let's be honest. Do

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>you can put it on an old shoe? What else

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>you got? I got nothing else. That's it I want

0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>to eat. I want to eat a real truffle. Uh.

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 1>If you eat a real truffle, it'll probably taste so

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 1>good it'll make you do a truffle shuffle. All right,

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>very nice? Uh Well, since I said truffle shuffle, everybody,

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>I think it's time for listener mail. I'm gonna call

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>this Titanic role play. Did you see this one? No?

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:21.200
<v Speaker 1>This is really neat and this is not kicky. No, No,

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean it didn't even cross my mind. Just the

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 1>just on its face, it's hilarious. Okay, hey guys, my

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.959
<v Speaker 1>name is Anica and I've been listening since about really

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 1>love learning from you guys and listening to your episodes. Uh.

0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Last year, during beginning of quarantine, many of my family members,

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:40.320
<v Speaker 1>including myself. We're quarantining at my mom's house and is

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you and everyone else knows, we hit a point in

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:44.239
<v Speaker 1>our house where everyone got a little loopy. I'm not

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>really sure how it got started, but we decided to

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>have a Titanic party on the anniversary of the ship sinking.

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Everyone was assigned a real passenger crew member on the

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Titanic and had to act out the part for the evening,

0:37:55.080 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 1>including dressing up. Even dogs got parts two. By the way,

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 1>send in pictures of them dressed up with their animals

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.359
<v Speaker 1>dressed up, and it was pretty great. We had a

0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>meal based off one of the menus recovered from the ship,

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:10.839
<v Speaker 1>and we had to eat in certain areas according to

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 1>our class. Wow, this is so great. After dinner, we

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 1>read a short memorial and with my friends, uh, my

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<v Speaker 1>friend playing Nearer my God to Thee on the cello,

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<v Speaker 1>took a and this was all in video. It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Took a five minute plunge in the freezing pool to

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<v Speaker 1>commemorate the sinking. Uh. Then to finish out the night,

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<v Speaker 1>we round we found out if our passenger crew member

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<v Speaker 1>had lived or died, and then watched the movie from

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go to this party? Man? Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>much fun is that? It's pretty cool? Your episode was

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<v Speaker 1>more than perfect because we decided to make this an

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<v Speaker 1>annual party. Oh, there you go, and they held it

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<v Speaker 1>a few weekends ago. Well, Anka, send me the invite.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where you live, but your family looks

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<v Speaker 1>awesome and I want to go to that thing. Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find that listener mail anywhere. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>see these pictures, but right I'll try and find it.

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<v Speaker 1>Incent it to you. Her name was Anica. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>could search that way, Anica. That was an amazing listener

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<v Speaker 1>mail and we appreciate it. Um, that does sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. We need to go on the

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<v Speaker 1>cowboy weekend with the black cowboy who wrote in and

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<v Speaker 1>then go to the Titanic role play party, and then

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<v Speaker 1>in between we'll like maybe cross the country and marry

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<v Speaker 1>a few couples officiate at some weddings. That sounds great.

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<v Speaker 1>I just found the email and sent it to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm looking at picture. That dog dressed up gets

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<v Speaker 1>me every time. It's going to be the summer of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff you should not chuck it. I still don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a chuck. I don't know what's going on. Oh there

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Uh. Do you have anything else to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about while I look at these? No, let's just sign off. Okay, Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>since we're signing off, everybody, if you want to get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with us, you can send us an email

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<v Speaker 1>like Anka did, Wrap it up, spank it on the bottom,

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