Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio all Right. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys tuned into the episode where we left off
Speaker 1: where I said, in a pinch, because I shower a lot,
Speaker 1: maybe don't pack enough underwear. I have to do a
Speaker 1: reverse situation flip them inside out. It's fine. Aaron's grossed out.
Speaker 1: I shower a lot, so that tells you how clean
Speaker 1: those are. Anyways, it got us thinking and talking about
Speaker 1: how Aaron doesn't want to be friends with me anymore
Speaker 1: after learning that, and also how I don't have to
Speaker 1: ever check a bag. This broad went through her itinerary
Speaker 1: for working a game on Sunday and she has every
Speaker 1: minute laid out, which is insane. Imagine me doing two
Speaker 1: games a week. I was doing that for Thursday games
Speaker 1: and Sunday games. Now imagine when I would not come
Speaker 1: home in between. I mean, that was a whole legal
Speaker 1: pad and mapped out topography. It was crazy. A diarrhyma
Speaker 1: at a time like this. I never had diarrhea or
Speaker 1: else I wouldn't flip. Um, that's too much, that's too much.
Speaker 1: I take a line and I always go over it.
Speaker 1: I know I'm sorry, everyone, stay with us. Okay. Also,
Speaker 1: we were talking about how I'm getting better about writing
Speaker 1: things down as they happen in real time throughout the
Speaker 1: week so we can then maybe this has gone off
Speaker 1: the rails, And really, I think, I think, I think
Speaker 1: that everyone at this point knows who I am. So
Speaker 1: you're either in or you're out. If you're not with me,
Speaker 1: you're against me. Now I am on number four. Hard
Speaker 1: to believe her number four. I am still on Friday
Speaker 1: of my list. I've only got no workout. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: I cleaned the house before the house cleaner gets there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are sweet. We share the same house cleaner,
Speaker 1: which we love because trust is very important for Aaron
Speaker 1: and I and letting someone into your home is a
Speaker 1: big deal. So we love our house cleaner. And she's
Speaker 1: been with me for ten years and with you for
Speaker 1: eight years. Becomes a family member all the things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got her from you. Love her. I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. Sometimes she comes with her sister, sometimes
Speaker 1: she comes by herself. I feel bad on the days
Speaker 1: she only comes with her sister. So I'm cleaning the
Speaker 1: house before she comes. I'm stripping the bed, I'm starting
Speaker 1: the laundry. They do that well, you know, just on
Speaker 1: the days that she doesn't bring her sister, because I
Speaker 1: think to myself, like, you're by yourself, I can strip
Speaker 1: the bed. That's nice of you, well, thank you, But no,
Speaker 1: it's just that thing where it would be a whole
Speaker 1: deal if you're like, why am I cleaning before the
Speaker 1: house cleaner? That like, in the yard, I pick up
Speaker 1: the poop before the person that I'm have clean up
Speaker 1: the yard because I don't want to mow the yard.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do those things. Fine, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things i'll do. I'll do the seven jobs.
Speaker 1: I'm not mowing the lawn and I'm not cleaning the house.
Speaker 1: At this point in my life, I can outsource those
Speaker 1: things because they're gonna do a way better job than
Speaker 1: I can at it. But I'm picking up the poop
Speaker 1: in the yard before the person that I paid to
Speaker 1: pick up the poop comes, and I'm cleaning the house
Speaker 1: before she comes. I know, I don't, I mean, you
Speaker 1: have an extra pair of Andy's, but pick up because
Speaker 1: I'm picking up the poop and I'm you know what
Speaker 1: I thought of me? And he's never reapt to with us,
Speaker 1: And this would be a perfect time for them to
Speaker 1: do it. Me Andy's I loved you so much? They
Speaker 1: were my where were you? And Carissa needs a lot.
Speaker 1: I need underwear. I go commando a lot because I'm
Speaker 1: out of underwear. You know what I mean? Too much? Okay, ship,
Speaker 1: what else is on your list? Well? I was talking
Speaker 1: about the Lightning, So the Lightning. Congrats to the Fellows
Speaker 1: going to the Stanley Cup Finals taking on the Colorado Avalanche.
Speaker 1: The Bolts back in the finals for the third straight year.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, if they get this done, I'm going to
Speaker 1: name whatever kid I have whenever I can find somebody
Speaker 1: to carry this kid uh Nikita Kucher off you And
Speaker 1: the middle name is Vic a bitman and the last
Speaker 1: name is Steven Stamko. Say this is going to be
Speaker 1: a five partner Yeah, a lot. But anyway, so pumped
Speaker 1: about it. But I was just realizing, not really just realizing.
Speaker 1: But when I look in the mirror, it's been a
Speaker 1: They came back from being down oh and two. I
Speaker 1: have just absolutely rush. Some people drink heavily during games.
Speaker 1: I just sit there and pick and pick and pick
Speaker 1: and pick. This bad job. Airs. After the Lightning win
Speaker 1: their third consecutive Stanley Cup Final when they went in
Speaker 1: right exactly, Okay, we're not saying then we'll recall that
Speaker 1: you know this happened, but why are we picking you?
Speaker 1: And I were on a flight home from our vacation,
Speaker 1: and what did I say to you? You were touching
Speaker 1: your face. Your hands have been everywhere, and I see
Speaker 1: you cascading over the left cheek, cascading over the right,
Speaker 1: and Jerich goes, what are we doing? And then I
Speaker 1: said to you, do you want me to tell you
Speaker 1: to stop touching your face? Because I don't need to
Speaker 1: just start making demands. But I was stop picking your face,
Speaker 1: and Jeried goes, I don't know why you do that.
Speaker 1: As someone who had has been on accutane three times,
Speaker 1: it's well documented the perils that I've had with my skin.
Speaker 1: But I finally found something for those of you suffering
Speaker 1: with jawline acne. Mine is too much testosterone. I get it,
Speaker 1: I'm a boy. But I finally found this amazing dermatologist
Speaker 1: in Nashville that said to me, all you need to
Speaker 1: take a sparrow lactone, get off the accutane, get off
Speaker 1: all that other crap. Sparrow Lactone has changed my life.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I'm so passionate about this. I
Speaker 1: have had acne since I was sixteen years old. I'm forty.
Speaker 1: You do the math. I'm so over it. And I
Speaker 1: finally have stopped picking as much and just taking that
Speaker 1: sparrow lactone. So I don't know what's going on there,
Speaker 1: but keep your hands where you could wear mittens, wear
Speaker 1: some gloves during the game. What I have is it trifecta.
Speaker 1: So I have for those people don't know. That's three things. Divisional,
Speaker 1: the finals, and I'm about to have a Stanley Cup one.
Speaker 1: It's so bad. Well, I love my boys. I'm so
Speaker 1: pumped for them. Let's get her downe. If the Kings
Speaker 1: can't win it, I want the Lightning to win it.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh my god, Now are you bringing are
Speaker 1: you bringing the magnifying mirror over while watching the game?
Speaker 1: Are you listening to the game while I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing. I'm like going like this,
Speaker 1: I'm tracing finger around my lips. I'm feeling like I
Speaker 1: find any little bumping then I start if I get nervous,
Speaker 1: I started to pick it. I leave it alone. They
Speaker 1: started to pick it. Then after a win or a loss.
Speaker 1: I do have a couple of drinks to celebrate. Then
Speaker 1: that's when the magnifying drink. During the game, I'll have one,
Speaker 1: but I'm just so nervous. I mean, I don't even
Speaker 1: have a dog in the fight, and I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: having an excuse crack open a course. I love that
Speaker 1: little Victor headman. If you saw him, he just couldn't
Speaker 1: be sweeter. A lot of um. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: say this sweets sweet? Yeah? Yeah, A lot though on
Speaker 1: that team in particular, right because I was watching the
Speaker 1: other not really could A lot of Russians are Russian? Um?
Speaker 1: Are you know? Because I'm part owner in the team,
Speaker 1: your team. I felt like that with the Seahawks, like
Speaker 1: when it's I mean especially this was your first of all,
Speaker 1: you're from Tampa, it was the first team you covered.
Speaker 1: You can say our team, that's why you're a fan.
Speaker 1: You can do that. I'm humped, baby. When years ago
Speaker 1: today the Tampa h WHOA eight years ago today, the
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Kings won their second Stanley Cops. Okay, what
Speaker 1: time is it right now? What was I doing eight
Speaker 1: years ago? I four o'clock. I was at the hair salon.
Speaker 1: I was getting my hair done so when they won
Speaker 1: Game seven, my hair could look great with the pictures
Speaker 1: again the planet again, the planner. Wait wait, wait, let's
Speaker 1: let's let's sit on this for a second. So you
Speaker 1: went down. Are you getting a blowout? Are you getting highlights? Like?
Speaker 1: Are we what are we doing here? Oh? I gotta blowout?
Speaker 1: And my hair curled, yeah, curled, curl, And then I
Speaker 1: went from Beverly Hills three and a half barrel some
Speaker 1: people it wasn't good. It was a good one. But
Speaker 1: my picture, that my favorite picture that I have was
Speaker 1: hugging Jared on the ice. My hair looks like dogshit
Speaker 1: because I've been like throwing my head around because it
Speaker 1: went into double overtime and it wasn't Game seven, sorry
Speaker 1: Game five? Wow, Relax, No, you got excited. You don't
Speaker 1: wear heels because you think to yourself, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: out on that ice and I can't worry. Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid. I posted the photo of the girl
Speaker 1: eating complete ship on the ice. Yeah, you can't wear heels.
Speaker 1: So you've known me for a million years. I used
Speaker 1: to wear heels, even evidence by for the I mean,
Speaker 1: I tell the story a million times. But the first
Speaker 1: time I got to ESPN, I was wearing like the
Speaker 1: shoes I spent all my money on, and Aaron came
Speaker 1: running out and she gave me this big hug and
Speaker 1: she's like, welcome to ESPN. If you need anything, I'm
Speaker 1: here to help you. And I was like, I'll never
Speaker 1: forget that moment. But I was wearing these total hooker
Speaker 1: heels that I don't have the ability to first hooker,
Speaker 1: you know, but they were like they were like very high.
Speaker 1: I was. I was notorious for always wearing a heel,
Speaker 1: like it would be a random Tuesday, and I'm like
Speaker 1: wearing you And I have like seventeen pictures like you're
Speaker 1: in tennis shoes and that's why your feet are so adorable.
Speaker 1: There's not a bunyan. There's not a little thing on
Speaker 1: the toe. Not to be confused with a bunyan um
Speaker 1: whatever it is anyway, but I have I have Well
Speaker 1: he's not available until next week on this podcast. I
Speaker 1: have terrible feet. You have great feet because you didn't
Speaker 1: wear heels for seven years. Um, going back to our list,
Speaker 1: what else you got? Mhm, that's it for me? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have another one. The salad dressing packets. Never enough
Speaker 1: salad dressing? Where are you getting these packets from? So
Speaker 1: when you order salad and they put the salad dressing anywhere,
Speaker 1: they put the salad dressing in that side little you know,
Speaker 1: auxiliary little tup war thing inside the deal or just
Speaker 1: the packet itself. Never enough salad dressing. Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to douse the salad because then it's like a
Speaker 1: lot of calories you don't need. But I want like
Speaker 1: a little bit more, like you've got that extra lettuce
Speaker 1: in the bottom that you could have really used the dressing.
Speaker 1: For full disclosure, I can't have a lot of sauce
Speaker 1: because it hurts my stomach. I just told my stuff
Speaker 1: drenched in sauce. Then you know how to paste a
Speaker 1: salad dressing disbursement. I'm not good at it, and I
Speaker 1: always feel like I'm short on that. Calm Down with
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