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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio all Right. So I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you guys tuned into the episode where we left off

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Speaker 1: where I said, in a pinch, because I shower a lot,

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Speaker 1: I shower a lot, so that tells you how clean

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Speaker 1: those are. Anyways, it got us thinking and talking about

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Speaker 1: how Aaron doesn't want to be friends with me anymore

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Speaker 1: after learning that, and also how I don't have to

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Speaker 1: ever check a bag. This broad went through her itinerary

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Speaker 1: for working a game on Sunday and she has every

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Speaker 1: minute laid out, which is insane. Imagine me doing two

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Speaker 1: else I wouldn't flip. Um, that's too much, that's too much.

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Speaker 1: I take a line and I always go over it.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm sorry, everyone, stay with us. Okay. Also,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about how I'm getting better about writing

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Speaker 1: the rails, And really, I think, I think, I think

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Speaker 1: you're either in or you're out. If you're not with me,

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Speaker 1: you're against me. Now I am on number four. Hard

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Speaker 1: to believe her number four. I am still on Friday

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Speaker 1: of my list. I've only got no workout. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I cleaned the house before the house cleaner gets there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are sweet. We share the same house cleaner,

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Speaker 1: which we love because trust is very important for Aaron

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Speaker 1: and I and letting someone into your home is a

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Speaker 1: been with me for ten years and with you for

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Speaker 1: eight years. Becomes a family member all the things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got her from you. Love her. I feel bad.

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Speaker 1: it's just that thing where it would be a whole

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do those things. Fine, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of things i'll do. I'll do the seven jobs.

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Speaker 1: At this point in my life, I can outsource those

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Speaker 1: I can at it. But I'm picking up the poop

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Speaker 1: before she comes. I know, I don't, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: And this would be a perfect time for them to

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Speaker 1: what else is on your list? Well? I was talking

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Speaker 1: about the Lightning, So the Lightning. Congrats to the Fellows

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Speaker 1: going to the Stanley Cup Finals taking on the Colorado Avalanche.

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Speaker 1: The Bolts back in the finals for the third straight year.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, if they get this done, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: to carry this kid uh Nikita Kucher off you And

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Speaker 1: right exactly, Okay, we're not saying then we'll recall that

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Speaker 1: you know this happened, but why are we picking you?

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Speaker 1: And I were on a flight home from our vacation,

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Speaker 1: and Jerich goes, what are we doing? And then I

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Speaker 1: and Jeried goes, I don't know why you do that.

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Speaker 1: As someone who had has been on accutane three times,

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Speaker 1: all that other crap. Sparrow Lactone has changed my life.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I'm so passionate about this. I

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Speaker 1: So I have for those people don't know. That's three things. Divisional,

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Speaker 1: It's so bad. Well, I love my boys. I'm so

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Speaker 1: pumped for them. Let's get her downe. If the Kings

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Speaker 1: you bringing the magnifying mirror over while watching the game?

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Speaker 1: little Victor headman. If you saw him, he just couldn't

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Speaker 1: your team. I felt like that with the Seahawks, like

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Speaker 1: You can do that. I'm humped, baby. When years ago

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles Kings won their second Stanley Cops. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: time is it right now? What was I doing eight

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Speaker 1: years ago? I four o'clock. I was at the hair salon.

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Speaker 1: I was getting my hair done so when they won

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Speaker 1: Game seven, my hair could look great with the pictures

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Speaker 1: let's let's sit on this for a second. So you

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Speaker 1: went down. Are you getting a blowout? Are you getting highlights? Like?

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Speaker 1: hugging Jared on the ice. My hair looks like dogshit

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Speaker 1: went into double overtime and it wasn't Game seven, sorry

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Speaker 1: Game five? Wow, Relax, No, you got excited. You don't

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Speaker 1: That's so stupid. I posted the photo of the girl

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Speaker 1: eating complete ship on the ice. Yeah, you can't wear heels.

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Speaker 1: So you've known me for a million years. I used

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Speaker 1: you know, but they were like they were like very high.

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Speaker 1: in tennis shoes and that's why your feet are so adorable.

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Speaker 1: There's not a bunyan. There's not a little thing on

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Speaker 1: whatever it is anyway, but I have I have Well

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Speaker 1: he's not available until next week on this podcast. I

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Speaker 1: have terrible feet. You have great feet because you didn't

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Speaker 1: wear heels for seven years. Um, going back to our list,

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Speaker 1: what else you got? Mhm, that's it for me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I have another one. The salad dressing packets. Never enough

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Speaker 1: want to douse the salad because then it's like a

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Speaker 1: lot of calories you don't need. But I want like

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Speaker 1: For full disclosure, I can't have a lot of sauce

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