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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who hung out with her

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Speaker 1: best friend the other day. Yeah, they went around town shopping,

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Speaker 1: grabbing food together, had so much fun. And after her

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Speaker 1: friend said, I want to do a prank call on

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Speaker 1: her because I think she'd laugh. But I didn't see

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Speaker 1: her do anything wrong or weird. That's why we prank

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Speaker 1: her on something that she actually did very right. You'll

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Speaker 1: hear it in your phone tapp right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Scurf Plankman. I'm looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with Valencia.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Please take me off your

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Speaker 2: call age.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, ma'am, I'm not selling anything. I'm calling on

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Speaker 1: behalf of the Urban Vehicle Excellent Society or UVEES for short. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually reaching out to personally congratulate you because you've

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Speaker 1: been nominated for our Outstanding Local Parallel Parking Award Residential Block.

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Speaker 2: Division Local Parallel Parking Award.

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Speaker 1: Yes, congratulations. We work with the city on giving out

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Speaker 1: awards for the best parking jobs. And one of our

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Speaker 1: spotters saw you park the other day on twenty sixth

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Speaker 1: in Holman and you thought that was good. Well, the

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Speaker 1: spotter thought so, and he forwarded us the video. I

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Speaker 1: watched it. It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Oh there's video of me parallel parking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we saw the whole thing. You had the nose

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Speaker 1: angled ever so slightly rear tire four inches from the curb,

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Speaker 1: and your turn signal was still gently blinking. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to say anything. I mean, personally, we

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Speaker 1: call that the humble flex. You nailed it ten out

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Speaker 1: of ten, thank you? Yeah, absolutely, textbook. Honestly, it made

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Speaker 1: our group chat.

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Speaker 2: There's a group chat about my parking job.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. You wouldn't believe how many people out there

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Speaker 1: are just horrible parkers. So we're just trying to educate

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Speaker 1: the masses, and right now you are our number one

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Speaker 1: shining star. Oh I feel honored just talking to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm honestly not that good.

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Speaker 1: I just oh god, lets you come on. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to be modest again. I saw the video. You

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Speaker 1: deserve your flowers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what happens next?

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Speaker 1: Well, in order to officially confirm your award, we would

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Speaker 1: love to have you recreate that parking job while we

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Speaker 1: film you. Why, just for training purposes?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Wait wait, you want me to repark my car

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Speaker 2: for you to record and train others.

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Speaker 1: Yes, in the same spot, same speed. We're also going

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Speaker 1: to be filming your competition competition. Yeah, there's other people

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Speaker 1: that are vying for the award. A retired man in

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Speaker 1: Des Moines is going up against you currently in the rankings,

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Speaker 1: but we have to officially run the competition. You have

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Speaker 1: to beat out Dale in his buickless.

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Speaker 2: Saber jill is buick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's seventy years old.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going against old man in a parallel parking competition.

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Speaker 1: It's almost too easy.

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Speaker 2: This is insane. If someone wins, what's surprised? What did

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Speaker 2: they get?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Sophy, you're not gonna believe this? Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I am okay. Third place winner is five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, five hundred dollars for parallel parking.

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Speaker 1: That's right now. If you get to second place, that

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Speaker 1: goes up to five thousand dollars cash.

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Speaker 2: Are you freaking hitting me? Five thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: I know, it's amazing. And then if you get first place,

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Speaker 1: and I think you got a great shot at this,

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Speaker 1: any guests on what you're gonna win, toss out a

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Speaker 1: guess ten thousand. No, it's better.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious, fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, not fifty thousand dollars a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call on the radio. Oh what a prank that your

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Speaker 1: friend Tricia's that you up for the one that's happening

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Speaker 1: right now. Wait, because you're on the radio with Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey right now, we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently you're pretty good, at least according to your

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Speaker 1: friend Tricia. She said she was with you.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't believe how well you parallel parked. Honestly, Valencia,

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Speaker 1: you have a gift or did you just get lucky?

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Speaker 2: At one time it was good, but I don't think

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Speaker 2: I could do it again.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you could beat out a seventy year old

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Speaker 1: in a buickless saber.

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Speaker 2: I definitely could take that down.

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Speaker 1: He needs the ten thousand dollars cash to get a

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Speaker 1: hit replacement. Oh, come on, don't take that away from him.

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Speaker 1: Because every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning