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Speaker 1: Hello, lovely listeners. Kevin Pollock here, just letting you know

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Speaker 1: the next live show for Alchemy. This will be on

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Speaker 1: July one, seven pm West Side Comedy Theater. If you're

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Speaker 1: in the Santa Monica, California area, or anywhere near it

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Speaker 1: July one, please come join us. Tickets to go fast

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Speaker 1: as I did last time. We'd love to see you there.

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Speaker 1: Go to west Side Comedy dot com for more. Welcome

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Speaker 1: back to another episode ab Alchemy. This. I'm yours, Kevin back. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's Kevin Pollock. What's that? Well? I don't care what

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Speaker 1: the sign on the front gate says. Drifters are no

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Speaker 1: welcome you all to another episode out Alchemy. Then let's

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Speaker 1: meet today's Alchemists, shall we? In no particular orders, say

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Speaker 1: hello to James Heeny, Jamie Lanister, the Heat. If you

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Speaker 1: could only consume one meal hereafter, what would it be? Pizza?

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Speaker 1: change eleven things about Joey Greer, what's the seventh thing

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Speaker 1: Skag Partners. It's Greigowski crick Ow. How do you spell relief?

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Speaker 1: Can you spot me? Three letters? F A R. There

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Speaker 1: we got a winner. No more calls, pencils down? What

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Speaker 1: the hell? It's Joey Greer Joe Solo. You gotta pee

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Speaker 1: I've been working at myself, so it's a personal favor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: What is the best part of waking up? Eating a banana?

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Speaker 1: my goodness. First five, Hey, I want to ask real

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Speaker 1: out to the live show on May seventh at the

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Speaker 1: Dynasy Typewriter Theater. Go to Dynasty Typewriter dot com for calendars.

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Speaker 1: seven yarns. Which would you like any other kinds? Or um? Nor? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Well let's let's wait a second. Now, how how talented

415
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Speaker 1: are we in the loving area? Well, I'm very supportive.

416
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: My emotional strength is very large. What list in the

417
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: ring can't wait from me? I hope he's both like

418
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: to flight you you, I'd like to fly. Don't make

419
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: me fight you. I'd like you to just like ships totally.

420
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: Then we need to get some of these dogs. Put

421
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: him in the back, man, I'm trying to put him

422
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: in the back. How's this kid doing here? Man? This kid,

423
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: this kid needs a father figure. He almost got raised

424
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: by a couple of windows. Oh god, so they shut up. Boy,

425
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna be going. I'm gonna show you what it's

426
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: like to be around dog fight. Come on, man, I

427
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: don't have the time, all the responsibility. It ain't gonna

428
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: take any extra white white, white, white white. Couldn't help it.

429
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: Over here, do y'all say dog fat dog? I was

430
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: talking about airplanes. I used to be a blue Angel.

431
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: I think I said dog fight. What does the dog

432
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: fight have to do the blue Angel? You call airplane

433
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: fights dog fights? Why when the airplanes fat? Well, I'm

434
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: back in World War Two the planes were fighting and

435
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: they called him dog fights. That's what I'm firing to

436
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: a sophisticated what Linda, I don't want to do the

437
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: things that I know how to do. We should include

438
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: cutting a person. Okay, I don't want to do that.

439
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to believe you're a little sick kids story.

440
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: But Linda was telling me she thought it was a

441
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: line and said, no, no, Jake's not like that. And

442
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: then I come back and I hear this dog fight?

443
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, how about this? Where are you are you?

444
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: My name is Cage. Your name is not Yeah, that's

445
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: my last name. Excuse me, y'all talking about dog fights? Yeah,

446
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: we are. It couldn't help knows that Ford pickup you're driving.

447
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: Can you tell me a little bit about it. We'll

448
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: tell you what it gets. It gets a good solid

449
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: four feet off the ground, and it's got a hundred

450
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: fifty RPMs and when I fill up that back in

451
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: the truck and can take at least twelve dollars. Hell yeah,

452
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm driving an Escort hatchback myself. Who are you? What's

453
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: going on? There are a lot of men around enjoy

454
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: dog fights and Ford cars. How about we do this?

455
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: How about Cage? Yeah? How about me? And then? I

456
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: don't even know you and I love you, Jake. Alright,

457
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: Jake and Linda can fight Cage and we can eat

458
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: their faces. Hold on, let's make this interesting. Will be

459
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: Linda and Linda versus Jake and Cage where she just

460
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: the dogs and the boy. Wait, I don't want to

461
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: fight Linda to you, but we're going to fight the

462
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: Linda's Jakes. What what I'm saying is that I get

463
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: the kid. Yeah, I'm taking the kid from watch from

464
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: the back seat of my FOURD Escort. It's surprisingly room.

465
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: You'd be the referee. I want a fair fight. Put

466
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: one of you, one of you from each team into

467
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: the cage. Ld On, cage or cage this guy. Nobody's answering.

468
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: This is just not a ring. It's a cage, all right.

469
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: I know what to go in and one comes out.

470
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: That's the way we fight, alright. I don't care what

471
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: they just wait outside until the cheer. You cheer for

472
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: your to go in, one comes out. You thought to

473
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: the death here, I understood. I thought we agree to that.

474
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: So each team pick one opponent. Let's begin. I really

475
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,719
Speaker 1: thought we were going to do all four of us.

476
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: But okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry. You want all

477
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: four in the rings. So four go. We two cages.

478
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: This guy. We've never done this before. This is our friend, Paul's. Yeah,

479
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: the very specific rule. Okay, if if I don't, y'all

480
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: need to pick sides first, I'm gonna be with because

481
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: that's my friend. Which one are you again? Okay, you're

482
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: gonna thought Jake, my friend your cage, Nicholas. Yes, I

483
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: heard about you. Thank you bad Malone. I'd like to

484
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: I'd like to be on the team of the Ford Voice.

485
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm leaving you. That is correct. Challenge you to to

486
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: go in one comment Linda to a bro. Now she's

487
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: scooting off with that guy. He's got them voice little

488
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: kid with a boy kid. I wanna do this for

489
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: you if I win your my son. All right, let's go.

490
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: I'll give you to whoever you want. And I'm fine

491
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: with all of this. The ring is the man side,

492
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: cage nakel the ladies side. Linda, that's right, Linda, T alright, no,

493
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: t t y Yeah, alright, because I like it, let's

494
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: do it. What what the hair catch? We're gonna fight

495
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: or not? I'm in the cage with her. Where are

496
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: your people from? From Minnesota? All place? I didn't grow

497
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: up there. That's where my people are. Prior to that

498
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: would be maybe Scandinavia probably. And you can adopt a dog.

499
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I'll let you adopt a dog. See how this sends?

500
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: Thank god? See okay, all the humans are out in

501
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: the parking lot. If we're gonna make a breakthrough it,

502
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: this is the time. Let's let we're not going to

503
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: Where are we going? Oh man, I can't resist eating

504
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: that poop so bad. I've got a hole. This wall

505
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: with the poster of puppies on the outside. How do

506
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:04,719
Speaker 1: we just get the poster down? Never as good as

507
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: it looks, it's never as good as Linda. Linda, he

508
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: just remunibles off and good at me. So sorry, I'm

509
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: so stupid thing that just because I was physically strong,

510
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: these dogs are coming in my face. Well, now this

511
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: fight's over, I better head back to the city. Well,

512
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: luckily my Ford escort gets incredible Miley. Yes. C number

513
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: two also brought to you by Ford f one. Remember

514
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: when you want to f one go to fart and

515
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: our thirds incomes from one meet who wrote, high ilcome.

516
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: That's I truly love some of the characters you all

517
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 1: have come up with. Lisa is my favorite, closely followed

518
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: by Marvin mckugh. Was it mc mcne i every so

519
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 1: many peoples a controversy. Every listener has heard the name differently.

520
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: In my mind it was McKee is spelled capital limb

521
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: see capital h u g H. Marvin mckugh, Marvin McHugh,

522
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: al right, well she's smelled it slightly different, but the

523
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: same pronunciation. And she goes on, so why not a

524
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: skit with both of them to people remember Lisa the

525
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: character Lisa? All Right, so we'll well, we'll focus on Marvin,

526
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: which this this premise actually does picture this. It's Marvin's

527
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: first day waiting tables at a restaurant. His trainer is

528
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: growing impatient with him as Marvin is old, slow and

529
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: just not getting it. You're all my favorite podcast. The

530
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: show makes life more interesting and overall enjoyable. I wish

531
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: I could have a new episode every day, but I

532
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: know you all have lives to keep up the great work.

533
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: Hugs and high fives one Nita, Marvin, you're good to start?

534
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: What's that? Are you good to start your day? I've

535
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: already started it. Line up with everybody. Please, let's get

536
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: all the servers in here, please, all right, Look, we

537
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: got a big buyout today. We got the entire four

538
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: team here. Okay, it's just a big deal for our

539
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: restaur may walk away with husband's okay, No one's walking

540
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: away with husbands. Were here to work. Sometimes work has

541
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: its perks. David is saying that we're closed to the public. Yes,

542
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: that's just for people. It's just it's just four myself.

543
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: Don't look for some of us. This may be the

544
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: last day in the restaurant business. So to all my

545
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: friends and all my teammates. I love you, and um

546
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: it's been real are you Are you quitting or not? No,

547
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm not quitting. I'm just saying announcement. This is not

548
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: a daily announcement. This is special today. I've mentioned it before,

549
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: but sometimes you can meet people at a steakhouse. A

550
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: lot of people meet people at a steakhouse. When you've

551
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: got a corporate butt out at a steakhouse, you want

552
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: a Ford man, I would love Afford. All right, look,

553
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: can we please these cars are better? Do not do

554
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: not mention any other corm brands please. Okay, everyone, this

555
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: is Marvin McCoo am I saying that right? Nope? Okay,

556
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: and he is. He's going to be shadowing today. We're

557
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: not gonna make okay. We have to have him here

558
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: for at least a week, alright, so let's all right,

559
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: so let's just uh, let's all work together on. I

560
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: get what Joel is doing. He's making sure that we're

561
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: not all I candy. Okay, have to do the work. Okay,

562
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: thank you, Marvin, thank you. Okay, So Marvin, where'd you

563
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: work before here? I've worked a lot of places. I've

564
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: I've lived entire lifetimes. That was a radio DJ for

565
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 1: a while in Omaha. But your experience as a waiter.

566
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: I broke mustangs for a while in the Old West,

567
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: not Ford mustangs. That's fun that that was a numbers

568
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: runner for mafia. Okay, all right, that's good Marvin. Alright,

569
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: So let's let's all just remember we were. We have

570
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: the same in special we want to sell. That's a bosmati,

571
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: rice and asparagus crew to te al Right. We also

572
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 1: a steakhouse, right, yes it is. We also have good fish. Okay,

573
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: everyone knows good steakhouses have great fish. All right? Do

574
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: they know that we know? Marvin? Please? Marvin? Okay, So okay,

575
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: they're coming in. Okay, great, Who can I talk to? Whoever?

576
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: Is So, what we're trying to do is we want

577
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: to have everything, sir, family style and family style. So

578
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't really want to leave it up to each table.

579
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: Because don't want to leave it up to each table.

580
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: Is this what is this some sort of a parrot? Oh?

581
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sarah, I just doing I'm just backing you up.

582
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, making sure that everything gets done efficiently.

583
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. So you're saying, sir, no menus, you want

584
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: just the white staff and just bring the food out

585
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: like we're servants. Devin, come on, Devin, relax. I mean

586
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: it's every time. Would be happy to comply. I can

587
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: everyone just go to their tables, thee to run out

588
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: to my Honda Civic. You just a little joke within

589
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: the restaurant. That's a that's a local joke. Local. It's

590
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: a local, it's not a local. The joke is that

591
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,959
Speaker 1: it's a joke, not a local. It's not a local.

592
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 1: It's a joke. Car. We think it's a piece of ship,

593
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: the car, so we love for We were making fun

594
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: of that. We were making fun of it at a

595
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 1: Ford Man. He's very funny. Do you guys want any

596
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: entertainment at the table? Janet? Did we order entertainment? Sir?

597
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: We did order entertainment. We ordered a violinists. That's what

598
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: I thought. We have our own entertainment coming. I don't

599
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: exactly know what. I don't know. It was just it's

600
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 1: a crazy idea. Don't ask me. I was going to dance,

601
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna leave you in charge. Thank you, okay, sir,

602
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: thank you. Don't mess this up. I'm going to try

603
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: to not mess this up, you know, what happens to

604
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: a yes man that makes a mistake, They jump out

605
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 1: a window. They jump with their own free will out

606
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: of window. That's right, sir, understood. Back I felt it

607
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: seems like a pleasant fellow to work. He's wonderful. Stitch

608
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: out there? Oh excuse me? What's the sitch out there?

609
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: It's a business meeting and um we are. There's a

610
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: lot of steak today steak. Um. So as a server

611
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: and dancer, I was just wondering what's going on out there?

612
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Who do we have at the table we're going to

613
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: be eating food? Um? We have several uh men who

614
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: will be there right right, ride right, family and a

615
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: couple of women. Um no, I'm sorry, what are you

616
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: getting at. I'm just wondering if there's any knowledgible batch

617
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: Oh oh gosh, um yeah, well yes, there are several

618
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: single people. Okay, I'm gonna miss par Part of the

619
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: reason why we want to invest is in the new

620
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: Chassiss is because it's not it's not just that they're

621
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: stronger and they have a better flexibility. It's partly because

622
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: it's it's just gonna be. It's for the future, right,

623
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: We're gonna want to go electric Chad. Hold one second, sir,

624
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: could we get could we get? Hello? I'm love and

625
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm shadow wing today. Right? Could you are you work

626
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: here though? Yeah? Well I'm hoping to. Oh we need

627
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: to get some cocktails, Rice, No, don't cut them off.

628
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: Some cocktails, fella, Okay, I would like a vodka gimlet. Yeah,

629
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: i'd like okay, getting alright, roda gimblet getting it? Hold on?

630
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: Hold on? What is a couple of orders? Hold on?

631
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: You want to write this? There are we having any

632
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: issues over here? Timy, Hello, Tibby toy? Can you tell

633
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: anybody want a hot piece of meat? Does this elderly

634
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: gentleman put your hand on tibby pardon me? Does this

635
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: elder gentleman work here as well? Oh? This is Mervyn

636
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: Mackie and he we're helping him out, so so we

637
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: can get cocktails from you? Absolutely? All right? Vodka okay,

638
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, we've got a bodka gimlet. And what else?

639
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: I like a vodka bourbon? Vodka bourbon? Okay, And what

640
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: about for you? I'll do a I'll do a drift. Drift.

641
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: I'm familiar and I will make it for you. Get

642
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: out of your men, I'm supposed to be shadowing you. Yeah,

643
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: a shadow is silent. A shadow is like right over

644
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: your shoulder. No shadows. It depends on where the sun is.

645
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: What's the buzz muddy? Right? You look like a couple,

646
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: we're not. It seems like you're a couple. We're not

647
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: a couple. We know we couldn't. We just met today.

648
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: I am single, a single, Yes I am. No, I'm

649
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 1: not gonna he's an aspiring server. Okay. And you can't

650
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: touch people like that? Yes, how do you do? I

651
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: do very well. I see that you talking to two people.

652
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of a conversation, but not

653
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: such a important conversation I could. It's not a please

654
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: please no no, no, no, no, no, please please please no,

655
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: please please no, please excuse me, Mr Ford. Yes, I

656
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: see that you're talking to some people interrupted by a person. Well, honestly,

657
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: I could have a conversation with both of you two

658
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: at the same No. No, no, no, no, no no, no, no,

659
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: please no, it's not brought by that again. Okay, so

660
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: we all know what we're talking about. It's pretty what

661
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Chassis that can go both electric and gasoline. Oh,

662
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: is that not that not what you guys were. Is

663
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: that not what you Jannet? I thought everybody was prepped

664
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: on us. I say, drinking vodka, gimblet, I'm thirsty, I'm

665
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: sure did I over here? You've got chassis that go

666
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: with gasoline or elect drink. I'm just trying to prepare

667
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 1: for the future, right, So you've got hybrid chassis. Yes, absolutely,

668
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 1: we're working on it. So you've got investments. The undercarriage

669
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: in the frame of the vehicle. Did someone say undercarriage?

670
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: Can I get you? Morvin? Okay, what is going on?

671
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: Ordered to drift? What is buddy? Come here? But what

672
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: the hell is this drift? You punched this in? Yeah,

673
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: I punched it in. Okay, What the funk is this?

674
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: The er? They ordered to drift? What the fund is that?

675
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: What is that? You make drinks for a living? Yeah?

676
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: I do? Tommy, never heard of a drift? No, I

677
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: never heard of a drift. Is this guy's fault? It's

678
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: not my fault? First of all, go easy on new guy,

679
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: all right, Like this game reminds me of my dad exactly.

680
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: Let's leave our personal ship at home, Tommy, how many

681
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: times I have a lot of kids, I don't know

682
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: about a drift? Is it's just an I p a.

683
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: It's a beer. Get the drift. Sorry, just got a

684
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: couple of cases in last night. Sorry, Sorry, Okay, Mervin, Mervin,

685
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: can I have a moment? Okay? You're ruining my life? Mervin?

686
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: How am I ruining your life? I gotta blow out? Okay,

687
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: my blast broke perfectly. Okay, you can't be of a ring.

688
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: There's no spark between us, Mervin. I am going to

689
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 1: meet an exact today and get out of this fucking Applebee's. Well. Well,

690
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that sounded like you're mocking me. I'm sorry

691
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: if I felt that we had a little bit of

692
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: a spark. Okay, I just want to be emphatic. So

693
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: you know that I'm coming from a place. You've got

694
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: a little not on your shoulders. Can I help help

695
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: me work that out? Hell's going on? Back here? What helped? Timmy?

696
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? I can move my arm again?

697
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: How is this moving the Bosmati Rice? That's what I

698
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: want to Oh my god? I mean Mervin and I

699
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: have our issues. But he did push the Bosmati Rice?

700
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: You did, Marvin? I pushed the ship out of it. Okay,

701
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: then how many orders do we have? It's family style,

702
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: so there's no ordering. It's all going out for the table.

703
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: Let's get it out. Yeah, so I took this twenty

704
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: three and me and in the results. Let me to you, Marvin. Wow. Yeah,

705
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: what's your name? My name is Derek. Well you're a

706
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: good looking kid. Yeah. My mom said that you you

707
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: guys had a thing for a weekend many many years ago. Yeah,

708
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: altimont right, yeah right, those were crazy times. So like,

709
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: what are you up to? Like you must be doing

710
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: something amazing with your life. Well, I'm learning to be

711
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: a server at Applebee's. Applebee's. Yeah, it's a steakhouse, but

712
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: we also have good fish. Oh okay, well man, I

713
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: can probably get your employee discount on the food. I

714
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: actually need a job. Oh really yeah, well you can.

715
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: You can shadow me shadow of the shadow with Okay, guys,

716
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: line up, line up here. All right, So we got

717
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: we have a new person, new shadowing Derek. Derek, he's

718
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: my kid, that's Marvin's Is that real? Is that really

719
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: your son? Okay, uh, I'm still here. Go ahead, mock me,

720
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: go ahead, morning, good morning, Okay, So we have another buyout.

721
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: Apparently it's some kind of extraterrestrial corporation. Uh, they come

722
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: down here and they just really want to They want

723
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: to blow out, so it's gonna be nuts. Yeah. They

724
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: want to do it like a big party, a big party. Um,

725
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: so maybe we don't get blow out the business. I'm

726
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: not exactly a gentleman named Bartholome. Hit me up. I'll

727
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: just die here. So let's all make sure we got

728
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: some special today. We got We just got soups. They

729
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: just wanted soups. Yes, that's I was just wondering if

730
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: you skirt um personal gli oh. I think we're all

731
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, I want out. I want out,

732
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: and anyone else want group tation will pull. I don't

733
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: don't take it away. She is my only friend here.

734
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: I don't know you. Well, I'll track both of usual.

735
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: I come, are we not serving your party lunch today?

736
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: Having turned on a quick trip up to spurs up

737
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: to space. That's funny, okay, So okay, we get you

738
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: a drink while you're waiting another drift. Fantastic, we're moving

739
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: the drift. This is exciting, but we're trying to share

740
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: firm or storm so super family style okay. So by

741
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: thought on me was clearly left us alone on the

742
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: space ship. If we're gonna break out, this is the

743
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: time to do it. Okay, everyone, we don't know that.

744
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: We don't know that. We don't know that. I think

745
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: that your head explodes if you break out of a

746
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: space and how can we be starting We're even on

747
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: our space ship for realists, real I mean, I see it.

748
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: It must be real. But it could be a set.

749
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: This is Hollywood. No, I mean it could know once

750
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: you get behind the wheel of what do you think

751
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: this is Hollywood? Like you knew this was Hollywood. Well,

752
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: we're in space. This is the same flat Earth guy.

753
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: This is the flat Earth guy. You think everything's just said?

754
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: Everything's fake? Sorry, looked out the window on the Earth

755
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: dead body floating outside. So something real is happening here. Okay,

756
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: Oh we just got two new people. Oh my gosh,

757
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Where are you guys from? That's the

758
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: first question. Well, I'm from all over the place. It's

759
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: kind of a hard day. But what state are you from?

760
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: We were at Apple Bay's. I've lived in all fifty states.

761
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where do you live? Anyone in

762
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: corporate here? Why are you naked? Driving up fifty and

763
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: the plus Marolinas for a while, and then I lived

764
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: in Hawaii all seven islands, and then I was in

765
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: gingerma O. He did I've been saying, gentlemen that I

766
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: was born in Gingermen. Oh, it was beautiful where it's

767
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: right in the middle. Of course, it is right in

768
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: the middle of the country here, so right in the

769
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: middle of the country. Never never get used to that smell. Well,

770
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: you're a productors about to be destory. You couldn't look

771
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 1: at it all the previously printed wall, it's rusion. Previously

772
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: painted wall. Well, we rose the wall it was painted.

773
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: Quick question if that is in fact your name? Why

774
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: are why are you guys destroying? We've chose to you

775
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,959
Speaker 1: to be the next Earth ringers on planet Earth number two?

776
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: Number two? Oh? Can I follow up question Earth too?

777
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: Is it also flat? Because this is very disappointed. It

778
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: just looks flat because you're looking at it from this perspective.

779
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: Or fruits role doesn't have bananas? Of course? Does it

780
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: have pack dogs? That doesn't like that is his whole

781
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: That is your whole identity. That is all you are.

782
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: Do you want me to get you some mer low

783
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: doesn't have an we can't serve here. There's no kitchen here.

784
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: It looks like we're repopulating a new world. I'm not

785
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: going to be Marvin no Oh, I'm a servant. I'm

786
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: having Marvin shoulders. Well, at least we've got that. I

787
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: don't know the world. Is there a specific reason you

788
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: chose us by the way, I mean, it seems so random.

789
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: Were exchanged random because your wines were wiped every wonderfu

790
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: you asked if you want to dree Oh, it's just

791
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: like manners of course what we wanted to leave. We're here,

792
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: are you should? You want to script the earth and

793
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: be probed again? I mean, let's in probri missions as

794
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: you maker third, you've never complained to bart it. You're

795
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: afraid of rip it burns for Probram Robert. You're running

796
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: into it. Horror, horror, so sweet I get that from you.

797
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: It turns out we don't need any more problem because

798
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: you're all halter. Oh, go ahead, it's fine. It's fine experiment,

799
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: but you've done probing. Right when we get on the ship,

800
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: we're finally involuntary exactly my life. Some of you have

801
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: been up your shovel cars. This is my first time

802
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if you really want to reprove I

803
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 1: would like that. Thank you weren't to be it's not

804
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: in public. It's fine. We've got time and OK, friend Harvin,

805
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: I need to do this alone. All right, I'll be

806
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 1: right back with my Probram. Do I follow you? I can,

807
00:52:53,400 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 1: I can go with you. By the way. Uh, that

808
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: in fact includes our scenes for today. I want to

809
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists. Carla Kakowski, thank you so

810
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: much for joining us having me. Uh where where should

811
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: folks look to find you and your marvelous talents at

812
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: Carla Katkowski on Twitter. It's correct, Vanessa, And we're going

813
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: to Dynasty typewriter soon. Yeah. What upcoming shows are you

814
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: excited for? The Okay, we just had Michelle Wolf and

815
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: I've got to say Powerhouse Beyond. I can't sing it

816
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: loud enough. Great. It was so exciting. And if people

817
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: are only familiar from the Daily Show, dig deeper deep

818
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: major like Killer, and then we've got Adam Sandler coming up.

819
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: We've got so much great stuff. Ye come and hang

820
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: out and June is going to be a bunch of delights.

821
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: Um work to s improv. We got we got so

822
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: many good things come to the calendar Dynasty Typewriter dot com.

823
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: That's so many calendars, James Calendars. Well, I believe this

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