WEBVTT - INTERVIEW: Mike Epps Talks ‘We Them One’s’ Tour 2026, ‘The Upshaws,' ‘Last Friday,’ Kai Cenat; Streaming + More

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<v Speaker 1>Every day Up, Wake, click up the Breakfast Club finish

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<v Speaker 1>for y'all done morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody is stej n V just hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>Charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast Club law La

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<v Speaker 3>Roses here as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a special guests in the bill.

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<v Speaker 1>A motherfucking legend of icon man. Stop introducing Mike Apps

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<v Speaker 1>like you regular?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, God damn right then you said it died kind

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<v Speaker 3>of legend, I said, But even though I hear he

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<v Speaker 3>got so much going on that to check to see

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<v Speaker 3>what he's up here for.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I saw that this day. Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Epps was here for the week and one, so I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a type on from the last time he was here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way they about to go back out again again.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how y'all doing out there in the world? Man,

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<v Speaker 4>breakfast club? Baby, We're on a breakfast club. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>watching this ship all the time. But you know, and

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<v Speaker 4>I said to myself, I wonder when I'm going back

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<v Speaker 4>again anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to.

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<v Speaker 3>You did the first you did the Mike EPs did

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<v Speaker 3>the first skit with the Breakfast Club We ever did

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<v Speaker 3>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you did. I don't remember remember when the girl

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<v Speaker 2>was holding the food and he smacked the food out here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I never did anything out

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<v Speaker 4>of there. I never did get nothing from it either.

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<v Speaker 4>Never that got a check or a piece of cake,

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<v Speaker 4>a bottle of wine or none of that. Hell no,

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<v Speaker 4>ain't on the wall, man. But see, that's what I

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to come here and talk about, saying. I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about the neglect that has been going on

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<v Speaker 4>with the Breakfast Club. Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Man, you're a legend.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>See, I'm ready to do like bird Man Brian Williams.

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<v Speaker 4>All right now, all Tree you too, you too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>go ahead, Yeah, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna say

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<v Speaker 4>it no.

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<v Speaker 6>More be doing what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was just sitting there watching all them clips.

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<v Speaker 4>You almost got in like several different fights in here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's articulous. God, I was worried about.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it. But they was just showing all the

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<v Speaker 4>different clips, and everybody never wanted to fight. You was

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<v Speaker 4>like this close.

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<v Speaker 6>Who you think the one out of him? And Beanie?

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<v Speaker 6>That was the crazy sentiment, a.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait from each other right there right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been in worse situations, man.

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<v Speaker 4>That is just hilarious. Though, I'm like, damn, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes you want to go back out on the road

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<v Speaker 1>so soon? I feel like y'all just ending this store.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know what, that's my thing that I see.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing about me. I never leave the people.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's because Hollywood is they don't trust me. One

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<v Speaker 4>hundred percent white men. Now, white people do not trust me, man,

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<v Speaker 4>And I've been I've been working on it for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they trust you? No?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't know, man. You know, I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like I feel like I've always deserved bigger opportunities, but

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<v Speaker 4>I do be getting big opportunities, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You just did six seasons of a sitcom on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I know what you're talking. I'm greedy.

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<v Speaker 6>You want every show?

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<v Speaker 4>What's bigger than I want? I want? I really want.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to be I want to be in some

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<v Speaker 4>more movies with white people because it means money. You

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<v Speaker 4>see me with if you catch me with a honkey,

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<v Speaker 4>the money gonna go up.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, when you think about black.

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<v Speaker 4>Honkys, make your money go up.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead with that word.

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<v Speaker 1>In a long time, when you think about black comedians,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not too many black comedians who had a hit sitcom.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about sitcoms that have lasted.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, There's only a few, like

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<v Speaker 1>you got The Cosby Show, you got a Stamford in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Son right, Martin, Martin, Martin. I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 2>Bernie Mack Bernie season. I don't even know. God blessed dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know. I don't know. But I've been

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<v Speaker 4>a handful. Yeah, I've been blessed to do. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>blessed to uh still be in the business. And that's

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<v Speaker 4>how I stay in the business. Man. I never i'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>I wake up every day like I'm just now getting

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<v Speaker 4>in it, Like I'm I never got in it. I

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<v Speaker 4>never celebrate myself being in the business. I'm never bragging

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<v Speaker 4>or you know, I'm I'm. I'm always a fan still.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm always looking at the business from a fan's eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if I look at the business from a fan's eye,

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't gonna never fall off because I know what

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<v Speaker 4>the fans like and what the fans want. And I'm

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<v Speaker 4>even judging myself like a fan too, like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 4>shit ain't gonna work.

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<v Speaker 1>Bernie Mack and Jamie Fox have five seasons. You got six.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big fucking deal. Man, The wains brother don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how many seasons they had. That's a big deal, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>It is. It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 4>On Netflix, that's a big deal. One of the hardest

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<v Speaker 4>platforms to get on and to be successful on. So

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<v Speaker 4>shout out to all to Netflix, you know, giving me

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<v Speaker 4>a test, surrander, giving me the opportunity and wind the

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<v Speaker 4>Sykes and kim Fields. You know, just a great team

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<v Speaker 4>of people, and that's that's the that's the key to succeeding.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to have a great team. And nobody's doing

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<v Speaker 4>this shit by theyself. You know, when you see somebody successful,

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<v Speaker 4>you can best believe it's a team behind them that

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<v Speaker 4>made them, that helped them prepare. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're going back out on the road. Yeah, with

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<v Speaker 3>the Ones comedy to a twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't It feels like you just got off the road.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, How do you get a chance to create new material?

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<v Speaker 3>Because usually they say material comes from living life.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>If you always on the road, where's the material coming from?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you look at the news, the ship

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<v Speaker 4>is just hanging off the tree. It's just low hanging fruit.

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<v Speaker 4>Every every day it's some new shit. And that's the

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<v Speaker 4>thing about being a real comedian. A real comedian ain't

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<v Speaker 4>sitting there writing shit. You Finnah, get it right off

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<v Speaker 4>the cuff, just like you catching me coming out to

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<v Speaker 4>both daggers, Damn Mike? Was that? And I say, some

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<v Speaker 4>fun That's that's a real comedian right there. We ain't

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<v Speaker 4>got a right. I ain't gotta right, ship, I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>got a right. You catch me walking down the street,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be funny. Catch me at the drug store,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be funny. You catch me wherever you catch

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<v Speaker 4>me at, I'm gonna be funny. And I just feel

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<v Speaker 4>like that's that's what I do. That's that's how I write.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you come and see me that night at

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<v Speaker 4>the comedy show, you're gonna hear some ship that happened

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<v Speaker 4>that day. I'm talking about it right on the stage,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I'm gonna make it funny, you know, so

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<v Speaker 4>I trust I trust my funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You were talking about the Honkeys, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like Hollywood truly respects black comedy legends

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<v Speaker 1>the same way they do white ones, or that respects

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<v Speaker 1>something y'all still gotta fight for.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, we definitely. Let me tell you something. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>any anybody black, in any situation, you still gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>to fight. It's a fight. You know. I never seen

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<v Speaker 4>a race of people they quote unquote or success for

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<v Speaker 4>and still have to prove themselves. Never I ain't. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't see another race that has to still do it.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know, it's even harder for us because we're

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<v Speaker 4>doing it against each other. We are biggest competition each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I was looking at I was at the strip club.

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<v Speaker 4>This was years ago. Yeah, but I was at the

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<v Speaker 4>strip club. She got ways of being like this man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but but I was just in the strip club. I

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<v Speaker 4>was just thinking to myself, Man, these dudes are really

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<v Speaker 4>in here, uh uh, competing with each other throwing the money.

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<v Speaker 4>And they got another guy to come out, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>just a scenario for life. They got another guy to

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<v Speaker 4>come out at the strip club and throw money. And

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<v Speaker 4>then and then after you throw your money, he collect

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<v Speaker 4>all the money and take it back there to the

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<v Speaker 4>girls again. And that's what they that's how they get

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<v Speaker 4>you to throw money. They said, yeah, they got a

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<v Speaker 4>dude out there to throw the money. That's how Hollywood

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<v Speaker 4>is too, That's how show business is.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody that starts it off it ain't even ain't

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<v Speaker 1>basically straight plant, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn.

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<v Speaker 7>So you still feel like you're proving, You're working to

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<v Speaker 7>prove things to people in your career at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because you know, I was just I was just

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<v Speaker 4>listening to everybody talk about how bad of a movie

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<v Speaker 4>that was that Denzel and Spike Lee just did. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>They were just talking about, yeah, it wasn't a great movie,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, damn literally when they were talking about it,

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<v Speaker 4>it damned that made you forget it that it was like, man,

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<v Speaker 4>Denzel was in that movie, Like, you know, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>a great movie. You damned never forgot about it everything

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<v Speaker 4>he did because you was focusing on the fact that

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't a good movie, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>So one bad, one mistake in art culture can cause

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<v Speaker 4>you can cause people to not fuck with you, which

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<v Speaker 4>is weird as hell to me. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>But what you said is true.

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<v Speaker 4>They catch amnesia.

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<v Speaker 2>But what you said is true. We pushed, We'll push

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<v Speaker 2>the narrative.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I'm saying, We'll go we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>so hard against against each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that's what And that's another I mean, you

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<v Speaker 4>know that's another reason why we're all great too as well.

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<v Speaker 4>We put the pressure that we have against each other.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy when that's Mike earlier, he said, charlamage your after.

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<v Speaker 5>You on his ass.

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<v Speaker 4>But see he but see you got a plant. The

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<v Speaker 4>platform that you guys have is it's unstoppable. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>whole lot different than coming inside of a church or

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<v Speaker 4>coming inside of a political arena. This is the this

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<v Speaker 4>is the real platform. It's people. Hell, yeah, you're touching everybody. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I think about you, Mike do because you've

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<v Speaker 2>been in funny your whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, because you've grown. What is being a comedian meaning

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<v Speaker 1>you now compared to when you first started.

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<v Speaker 4>But when I first started, it was confused. It was

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<v Speaker 4>it was a disruption, you know what I mean when

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<v Speaker 4>I was when I was a kid. Because you never

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<v Speaker 4>seen black kids. You never see and you never will

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<v Speaker 4>see black kids in a in a career center talking

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<v Speaker 4>about they want to be a comedian. So if you

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<v Speaker 4>see a young black kid being a comedian, he's being disruptive.

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<v Speaker 4>They call that disruptive. Oh he's a disruptive. This is

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<v Speaker 4>the motherfuckers disruptive. But that's what I was. I'm a comedian,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, So a comedian career is not something that

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<v Speaker 4>you can go to college and go get They don't

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<v Speaker 4>teach it, and uh, you know in career class, this

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<v Speaker 4>is some shit that just happens, and you you, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you take advantage of it. That's what I did. I

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<v Speaker 4>always been funny, but now this shit then became a business,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean. So I gotta cut the

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<v Speaker 4>phony funny on and cut it off. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>here come the money. I gotta do some business. Let

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<v Speaker 4>me cut that funny or let me trim it down

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit. I could still be funny, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>doing business. Let me trim it down a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>so I can get the business done, you know. And

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<v Speaker 4>but I you know, I know how to turn it

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<v Speaker 4>on and off. When it's time to be funny, I'm funny.

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<v Speaker 4>When it's time to talk talk real shit, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>talk real shit. And that's how I adjust my shit, man,

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<v Speaker 4>That's how adjust everything.

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<v Speaker 2>What's one thing that Mike Epps hates?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, there's always a Friday question I know there's

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<v Speaker 3>always a funnier than who who's not funny? Pass MEAs

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<v Speaker 3>what's one thing you hate discussing and talking about that

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<v Speaker 3>pisses you off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so tired of talking. I'm so tired of talking

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<v Speaker 4>about people, talking about other comedians and other artists. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sick of that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotrac of my questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no, no, no. The reason why I said that

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<v Speaker 4>is because I'm like, it's just it's just running in

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<v Speaker 4>a circle, man, you know what I mean. It's like

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't got nothing to say about nobody at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>Matter of fact, I feel fucked up talking about something.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so blessed. I feel fucked up talking negative about anybody,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean. I don't have no room

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<v Speaker 4>to say nothing negative because I'm blessed. Now. If I

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't doing so great, maybe so, But man, I'm so blessed.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't find I don't have no room to talk

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<v Speaker 4>shit about nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you bought a whole block, man, you understand, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you understand that's so many black people's dream to

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<v Speaker 1>buy a whole and they and they community where they're from.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, man, No, it was in Indiana, though I wish,

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<v Speaker 4>I wish it was in La but I know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>more man, that ship is so boring.

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<v Speaker 6>Man, do that to yourself.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what though you don't stay on the sleep

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my son sleep in my room that I slept

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<v Speaker 4>in when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>That yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>And what's crazy is people still getting murdered in the

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<v Speaker 4>neighborhoods and niggas died in the alley and yeah, the

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<v Speaker 4>detectives knocking on the door. We didn't see your camera,

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<v Speaker 4>miss des, I said, Oh, man, I ain't got no

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<v Speaker 4>cameras around. Well you see the camera, I said, don't

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<v Speaker 4>none of that ship work. But it just goes to

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<v Speaker 4>show you that it just goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell nobody that.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, No, it just goes to show No, it worked.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know I'll get you yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know it just goes to show you, man

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<v Speaker 4>that nobody's paying If I could tell some of these stars,

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<v Speaker 4>some of these people that are famous, nobody's paying attention

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<v Speaker 4>to your mother fucking ass. That's another thing I hate.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like some of these people are in delusion, Like

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<v Speaker 4>you're wasting fucking security money. Ain't nobody fucking thinking about you?

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I could just take a chart and just

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<v Speaker 4>show all the artists and just point at them and say,

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<v Speaker 4>ain't nobody think about your motherfucking ass. Ain't nobody think

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<v Speaker 4>about your motherfucking You can walk around by your goddamn

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<v Speaker 4>self and save your security money. You don't need no security.

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<v Speaker 4>People love you. Why do you have somebody around you

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<v Speaker 4>all the time. Because I walk around this motherfucker by myself.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have no fucking security.

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<v Speaker 1>You never got punched in the back of the head, though,

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<v Speaker 1>se y'all ain't got punched in the head on camera

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<v Speaker 1>Mike twice.

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<v Speaker 4>Well yeah, well, well, Charlamagne, I think you I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're gonna have to do something. What you

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<v Speaker 4>gotta pop that pistol on somebody's ass or so at

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<v Speaker 4>least once they gotta know you will do it. Fuck

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<v Speaker 4>the security, they don't. Niggas gotta know you'll do it

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<v Speaker 4>once they know you'll do that. Ship You can walk

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<v Speaker 4>around this mother by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this nigga threw his whole life away, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because Mike has told me.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you ain't gotta shoot nobody. But this is the

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<v Speaker 4>I just said that to say this that most most

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<v Speaker 4>of these people walking around here that are in entertainment

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<v Speaker 4>business just to live like you a normal person.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, Just live.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're a normal person, so so that you can

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<v Speaker 4>enjoy this ship, because most of the people in the

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<v Speaker 4>business are just pretending all this shit is copied.

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<v Speaker 5>Ship.

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<v Speaker 4>I see the entertainers walking with the I'm like, that's

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<v Speaker 4>some ship he's seen somebody do with the coffee in

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<v Speaker 4>the hand. And the dude that's walking to God got his.

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<v Speaker 2>Hand on that ship.

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<v Speaker 4>That shit that irrit takes the shit out of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Some nigga watching me every fucking five minutes to see

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<v Speaker 4>if somebody gonna do something to me. I always say

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<v Speaker 4>to myself if I was, if I was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get somebody, I'm gonna fuck him in that security up

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<v Speaker 4>fucking both of y'all. Up. I'm gonna get the fucking

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<v Speaker 4>security first because that's who's supposed to be protaking. Let

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<v Speaker 4>me get this nigga first, and then I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>just that. So the security shit don't work. That ship

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<v Speaker 4>don't work. I guess it keeps shipped down. But if

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<v Speaker 4>I catch a motherfucker that be talking shit with a security,

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<v Speaker 4>get your punk ass out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of here once you go for security, the other one going.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying, That's what I'm saying. The other

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<v Speaker 4>one gone so so so so. Some of y'all need

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<v Speaker 4>to save your fucking money. Ain't nobody thinking about your ass?

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<v Speaker 4>You look crazy walking around with security and the damn

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<v Speaker 4>whole foods?

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<v Speaker 6>What Who did I seeing with the security?

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<v Speaker 4>Who the fuck was that I seen in security?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't follow for that. She's trying to get you to

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<v Speaker 2>say a name.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was Bobby Valentino. Nigga had two big

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<v Speaker 4>ass niggas in the city. I said, now, what is

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<v Speaker 4>going on in there with the I couldn't even see

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<v Speaker 4>the little nigga because of the security. I said, where

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<v Speaker 4>are you? No, I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 6>I just starts streaming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hell yeah, I'm gonna start streaming. I went on

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<v Speaker 4>that little kid, what's the name?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>He was a straight food on them. And I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 4>there looking at I'm I'm sitting on the streaming platform

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<v Speaker 4>saying to myself, how the fuck is he getting paid?

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<v Speaker 4>When they had the COVID. When the when COVID went down,

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<v Speaker 4>I was on I was on live skating DJing. I

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<v Speaker 4>was doing all this shit live on my Instagram. Then

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<v Speaker 4>the shit became streaming and he's making all this money.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I was doing that shit and wasn't getting

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<v Speaker 4>a dime, so now I got to see if I

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<v Speaker 4>can get a dime.

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<v Speaker 2>He was on the wrong platform. You know what I

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<v Speaker 2>like about Kai.

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<v Speaker 1>Kai got all that attention from social media, but it

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<v Speaker 1>don't seem like it affects him up here. Meanwhile, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of older motherfuckers on social media losing

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<v Speaker 1>their mind because of that audience.

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<v Speaker 2>But Kai mentally seemed more together than them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why it's working for him, because he's not affected

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<v Speaker 4>by it. He ain't on that trying to show you

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<v Speaker 4>how much he got, how much of a bigger star

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<v Speaker 4>he is. He's just being himself and making money. And

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<v Speaker 4>that's what you young kids. If y'all watching the Breakfast Club,

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<v Speaker 4>you gonna make more money and get more success being

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<v Speaker 4>yourself than anybody in the world. I know it's people

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<v Speaker 4>that you admire, but even if it's somebody that you

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<v Speaker 4>admire that you really like, you're like, ah, I kind

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<v Speaker 4>of feel myself being like him. Start hating on him,

0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.520
<v Speaker 4>start saying, fuck that motherfucker. I can't stand this because

0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.080
<v Speaker 4>he's influencing, So you gotta hate on his ass to

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<v Speaker 4>not be influenced.

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<v Speaker 6>What's gonna be the like vibe of your stream, It's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be this, It's gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Be this right here, Comedy Whole Foods speaking on all

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<v Speaker 4>like right now, all these fool stamps and then they

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<v Speaker 4>didn't cut these food stamps off. I'm starting to see

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of girls on dates that they normally wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>go on. Yeah, they got to eat.

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<v Speaker 7>They doing that though, That's that's the thing. What's that

0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.359
<v Speaker 7>you go on dates because you want to eat? Like

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<v Speaker 7>people do that?

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't. She used to do that.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all, I can feed myself, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I never ever did it before.

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<v Speaker 7>You mean, like, I want to go here, I don't

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<v Speaker 7>want to pay for it. This is back in the day,

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<v Speaker 7>not happening now. I'm great where.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm getting money.

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<v Speaker 7>You're getting money, but you go you don't want to

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<v Speaker 7>pay for something. You have a person you call and

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<v Speaker 7>be like, oh, I know he'll come and pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So wow, crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>So sugar daddies, if you're listening to this, listen to

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<v Speaker 4>how you're getting screwed over.

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<v Speaker 6>They know what time it is a sugar daddy though.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she loved going to an alumni party, that's her thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that at the colleges? She like going to

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<v Speaker 1>the old alumni party.

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<v Speaker 6>I get paid.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not going to do this.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not going to appreciate this. I don't need to

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<v Speaker 6>be knowing them.

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<v Speaker 2>You did.

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<v Speaker 6>You went that little ball here.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to the old alumni parties and them, old man

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<v Speaker 1>beyond me. You told me that what do you get?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you get from an old alumni?

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<v Speaker 6>He's lying. I don't know what he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Just answer for another girl. What would a girl get

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<v Speaker 4>from an old alumni?

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<v Speaker 6>The date you're talking about and whatever she wants?

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<v Speaker 3>Alumni, they graduated from college, they're successful, change, They got change.

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<v Speaker 4>The old college niggas as cheap as hell. They ain't

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<v Speaker 4>gonna spend the money on you like a nigga that

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<v Speaker 4>get dope money.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, because I never did that. Yeah, this trouble

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<v Speaker 6>I think is hitting his head to her.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I want to know with comedians, right,

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<v Speaker 3>do you ever look at a comedian set, let's say

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<v Speaker 3>a special you call them be like, Yo, that wasn't funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have did this better because you are the

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<v Speaker 2>og Do you ever do that? Or you think comediansll be?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't call people, and I'm pretty sure the fans

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<v Speaker 4>will tell your ass. What I don't like is when

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<v Speaker 4>niggas are blind and death and crazy and can't see

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<v Speaker 4>and hear that you ain't ship. You got to be

0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:38.639
<v Speaker 4>able to hear, see and know you ain't ship to

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<v Speaker 4>become something, because that's the worst thing in the world

0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:44.720
<v Speaker 4>is to think you the ship and you ain't the ship.

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<v Speaker 4>And I guess, I guess you're supposed to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's what my I just shot a special called Delusion,

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:56.119
<v Speaker 4>And that's what the special is about, is you really

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<v Speaker 4>got to be out of your mind and delusional to

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<v Speaker 4>be successful and make it and keep going. You guys,

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<v Speaker 4>are y'all mind to do this show? Right here? This

0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:08.040
<v Speaker 4>ship is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I just enjoyed that we get to talk to legends

0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.040
<v Speaker 1>like you, like, Yes, that's that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>It still got to be crazy though. You still you

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<v Speaker 4>still got to be crazy because you're still holding the

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<v Speaker 4>You're still holding a certain amount of power in your

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<v Speaker 4>in your in your in your hand, in your tongue

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<v Speaker 4>with with the people. This ship is powerful. Breakfast Club

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<v Speaker 4>this ship is, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I prey for direction. I pray for God

0:22:31.760 --> 0:22:34.520
<v Speaker 2>every day that God leave my steps and God my tongue.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it. He's not doing a great job because you're

0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:41.239
<v Speaker 4>still talking ship on the here. I just seen you

0:22:41.240 --> 0:22:43.440
<v Speaker 4>say some ship the other day. That was crazy. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>you better start sucking with the monkeys. Man, the monkey's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get you, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, you see you see what Trump? Trump call me racist?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave back?

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<v Speaker 4>He called you the How does that feel man to

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<v Speaker 4>have I'm talking shit to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man on man, I don't even think about it, But

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<v Speaker 1>like you, I go he know you huh, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't go to jail. Yeah, he said some nasty ship

0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.359
<v Speaker 4>about me, fuck the boy and ass nigga.

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<v Speaker 2>But like you, I go home.

0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 1>So when it's all said that at least I can

0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:22.800
<v Speaker 1>do I'm being talk. You're a lot of doing something.

0:23:23.400 --> 0:23:25.560
<v Speaker 4>What did he doing right now? He's probably working out.

0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:29.040
<v Speaker 4>They probably shooting ball right now. They probably shooting ball

0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:31.000
<v Speaker 4>on the pen. What time is right now? They shooting

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<v Speaker 4>ball right now?

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<v Speaker 2>He works at the chapel. He works at the library

0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:34.159
<v Speaker 2>at the chapel.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, he worked How the fact do you know this

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:41.480
<v Speaker 4>that nigga don't work. No, damn Chapel.

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Reported up in that era, that nineties New York era.

0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I did definitely, yes you did, didn't you? Definitely yes

0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.480
<v Speaker 2>he did. I was young, like fourteen fifteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Back then, but I was looking at I see I

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:55.880
<v Speaker 4>was looking. I was looking at Diddy situation. I said

0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:58.560
<v Speaker 4>to myself, God don't make mistakes. Sometimes he might have

0:23:58.640 --> 0:24:03.160
<v Speaker 4>took that man off the street to save his life. Yeah,

0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 4>that's how God works. So you know, look at it

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:10.800
<v Speaker 4>as a blessing. Sometimes sometimes are are are are our failures.

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:14.440
<v Speaker 4>Things that we fall in in life are blessings. You

0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:16.520
<v Speaker 4>know what I mean. Every time I took a fall,

0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 4>I got a blessing out of it. So let's not

0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:23.959
<v Speaker 4>stop looking at all this people falling and saying, damn man,

0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:27.800
<v Speaker 4>they fail. Guess what now? God is called a setback

0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:30.800
<v Speaker 4>is a comeback, you know what I mean. We all

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:33.159
<v Speaker 4>get set back so that we can come back. So

0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:36.159
<v Speaker 4>you know, when black men fall, y'all, we gotta we

0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:38.000
<v Speaker 4>keep we gotta stop teasing them.

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I think we gotta learn from it.

0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:43.000
<v Speaker 1>To though minutes he said, He said, when you see

0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:46.400
<v Speaker 1>a great man man fault on laugh, learn for real. Yeah,

0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:48.239
<v Speaker 1>because he said, with the same thing that tempted him

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:50.239
<v Speaker 1>on the way up, you're gonna have to face these

0:24:50.280 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 1>same temptations.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it and it's a whole It's a hundred

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:57.440
<v Speaker 4>different ways to get sucked up out here. Everybody think

0:24:57.480 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 4>it's just one way or three ways, and now it's

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.760
<v Speaker 4>a hundred different ways to get fucked up.

0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:03.440
<v Speaker 6>Out He jokes on stage.

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:06.560
<v Speaker 4>Hell yeah, I got some Diddy jokes on. I got

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:10.040
<v Speaker 4>jokes about everybody, okay, because I'm a comedian and that's

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.320
<v Speaker 4>what I do. You know, I try to make sure

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't go too hard because I still got kids.

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 4>You know, my kids. My daughter's no Diddy's daughters. They

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:19.920
<v Speaker 4>friends with some of that ship.

0:25:20.040 --> 0:25:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Funny man, it's hilarious nipples.

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:26.160
<v Speaker 4>See I didn't. I didn't. I don't make jokes about

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 4>that part of it. But you heard that though I

0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 4>didn't hear that. See you added some other ship on there.

0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:36.800
<v Speaker 4>I ain't even heard that ship right there. That's crazy, man.

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 4>That man ain't did no ship like.

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he did or not. I'm just

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 2>saying that's what That's what the prostitute said. Said that.

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:48.960
<v Speaker 6>During the time when they were having the conversations with Cassie.

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. See see I would go if I was them,

0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.240
<v Speaker 4>I would get out and go quiet for a year,

0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:02.200
<v Speaker 4>and everybody else get fucked up, all them snitches and ship.

0:26:02.280 --> 0:26:05.159
<v Speaker 4>I'm fucking them up because, motherfucker you was in my

0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:08.960
<v Speaker 4>backyard eating sliders and drinking free and all kinds of ship.

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:11.640
<v Speaker 4>Now you're gonna tell on the motherfucking all you got

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:14.639
<v Speaker 4>them sucking you up. I'm blowing your car up and

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 4>all that shit.

0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>The problem.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm a run fast and throw a brick through your

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 4>motherfucking window while you're eating with you.

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<v Speaker 2>When you talk about the upshall, why did the upshaw? Then?

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<v Speaker 7>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>The upshaws ended because the writers Wander Sykes and the

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 4>other Lady Regina Hicks, they just couldn't see how to

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 4>I really, you know, the lady Virginia Hicks, they both

0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 4>did a great job. First of all, before I go

0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:55.159
<v Speaker 4>any further, they did such a great job writing. We

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 4>had the best writing team. I mean, man, the writing

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 4>team was incredible. But you know, I think I think

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 4>the lady Regina she has she had an agenda that

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 4>she wanted to push with the show, you know, and

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.680
<v Speaker 4>everybody didn't agree with it all the time. You know,

0:27:14.040 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 4>they wanted the show to go this way. Shows started

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:19.159
<v Speaker 4>off this way and then it starts slanting, and then

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 4>it went over there, and then it went over there.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 4>We should have just kept it right there in the middle.

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:27.320
<v Speaker 4>Might have did ten ten seasons. But I think it

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 4>was about in the writing. You know, I can't mix

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 4>somebody's personal life with what's on paper. But what's on paper?

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:39.760
<v Speaker 4>And then it you know, whatever's on paper, and then

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 4>you guys film it is what we see. You know,

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 4>nobody's paying attention to nobody's personal life.

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 7>You know when you say in the writing, though, is

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:50.440
<v Speaker 7>it how they were trying to bring it in? What

0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 7>the stories were around like the like what exactly in

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 7>the writing is the issue then, though, because her personal

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.880
<v Speaker 7>sense has to come into her work on screen.

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Not necessarily she she played a straight woman on the show.

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:10.639
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but Wanda Sex is very like like you're not

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:12.399
<v Speaker 7>going to make her do anything she doesn't want to do,

0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 7>stand up to anything, she doesn't want to sit next

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 7>to right right, But she's an ally for a certain

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 7>not even all, but like she speaks out openly about

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 7>being a part of their community.

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Yes, but on the show her character was a straight woman,

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 4>and that's what she portrayed on on on, on film,

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 4>on camera, but in the script, and and that wasn't

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 4>the issue with the script. That was just one out

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 4>of a million things that, you know, I think personally

0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 4>might have kept the show from going. I mean, if

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 4>you really want to think about it, the kids got grown.

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 4>You know, we really couldn't go no further because of that.

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 4>The kids, you know what I mean, the kids. You know,

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 4>that's what they do on these TV shows when the

0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 4>kids get older, they cut the show off. Once the

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 4>kids get older, you can't write stories around them because

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:07.600
<v Speaker 4>it's like, damn, the kids are grown now. But like

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 4>I said, it was many reasons why the writing at

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 4>the end started becoming a little different. We actually went back.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 4>We actually in the middle of the seasons we kind

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 4>of lost it. But then in the end, when you

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 4>see this season right here, you'll see we end up

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.800
<v Speaker 4>getting it back, you know, but it ran its course, man.

0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 4>And then again, I'm thankful that I've been able to

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 4>be on be on TV for six years.

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>But that frustrate you do when two people I guess

0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.760
<v Speaker 1>can't get along to a whole production goes down.

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 4>The dream yeah, hell yeah. And you know what's crazy

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 4>about that situation. I used to go to Wanda all

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:52.080
<v Speaker 4>the time and tell like he wander, you know, I

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 4>need somebody to fight for me in the rooms because

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 4>I ain't in there to fight for him. And I've

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 4>made it this far in my career being non confrontational.

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 4>I let so much shit go. I let so much

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:15.400
<v Speaker 4>shit happen because it's not that serious, and I'm always

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 4>looking at the big picture. I don't never look at

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 4>the little, small potholes because I know I'm trying to

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 4>make it to the end of the role. So you know,

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 4>a lot of my successes I wouldn't even have it

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.480
<v Speaker 4>if I was, oh, man, well I got a problem

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 4>with this, and no, y'all gotta change this and all

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 4>that irritates. Man. You gotta go through life like whatever, what,

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 4>what means the most and all that little shit because

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 4>the little shit stops. You got to you gotta not

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 4>pay attention to none of that little ship and focus

0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 4>on the prize. And that's what I did with this show.

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 4>You know, I always focus on the prize. I never

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 4>went in the writer's room. I might have went up

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 4>there one or two times, but if I got a

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 4>script and I'm sitting on the set and i'm reading it,

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling them and hell no, I ain't doing that.

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 4>I ain't doing that because because when you're doing television

0:31:07.960 --> 0:31:10.000
<v Speaker 4>and you're sitting at a table reading, you guys are

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 4>doing a table read. When you come back the next

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 4>day and you get on the set, the script gonna

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 4>be different. You like, nah, this ain't the shit I

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 4>read sitting at the table, because every night they going

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 4>there and rewrite.

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 1>So you know, that's the show is always felt like

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:29.040
<v Speaker 1>it was written from real life. So I always wanted, like,

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>how much of you the man is hidden? And that

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>shows like humor in the heart, like.

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:36.959
<v Speaker 4>All of that shit, because I think I think at

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 4>some point they started going on the internet digging in

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 4>my real life. Damn, what part all that shit watched

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 4>the show? If you watch the show, you'll start seeing

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 4>all kind of I'm like, damn, And I got offended

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 4>by that, and then I say, you know what, this

0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 4>is what's gonna make the show good. I can't get

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 4>offended about something that's real and true. Let him, let

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 4>him write it. I'm getting upset about it because some

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 4>of that ship is I'm like that shit is me.

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, well, the ship is on the internet. Yeah,

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 4>the ship is on the Internet that I fell out

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 4>with my daughter. The ship is on the Internet that

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 4>I had multiple baby mamas. The ship is all. Everything

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 4>you want to write is on the Internet. So you

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 4>can write a whole script off just google Mike Apps.

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Damn. Yeah, been speaking of that.

0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>What they becoming a husband and father again as an

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>older man, teach you that you didn't understand the first

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 1>time around?

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 4>On the second marriage? Yeah, yeah, I'm a new marriage.

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 4>What did I learned this time that?

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:40.200
<v Speaker 2>What did you learn like having children later on in

0:32:40.280 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 2>life as you older?

0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 2>What did you What did that teach you that you

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't understand the first time? You know?

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 4>I tell I tell people all the time man that

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:59.040
<v Speaker 4>especially adults and children, a lot of us are not

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 4>It takes a lot. It takes us a long time

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 4>to become an adult. Just because somebody say they're an adult,

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 4>don't mean they're an adult. And a lot of times

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:12.240
<v Speaker 4>your kids don't realize that either. Most of us are

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 4>still trying to find ourselves when we make kids. You

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 4>know what I'm saying, We're trying to find ourselves. So

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:24.200
<v Speaker 4>you're a kid too mentally, you know your mind ain't

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 4>is not mature enough. So now you're raising a kid

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 4>trying to figure yourself out. There's an old saying to say, man,

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 4>we grew up together, me and my kids because because

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 4>I was growing up too. But now I'm at the

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 4>age now I got two new young kids. I'm the

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 4>best father in the world. And I just told my

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 4>wife the other day, I said, damn, I'm a good

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 4>father now, and she busts out laughing. She laughed, it

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 4>was funny because the ship is real now I feel

0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 4>like a real like man, I'm doing shit that that

0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 4>my my past wife was cussing me out about. But

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:08.920
<v Speaker 4>I just wasn't there. Man, Now I'm there, you know

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 4>what I mean. I'm like And then I look at

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 4>my older kids and I'm like, damn, I wish I

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 4>could have been that guy with them. I wish I

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:19.879
<v Speaker 4>could have been the same guy I am now when

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.800
<v Speaker 4>I had my first daughter, she would have got the

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:28.279
<v Speaker 4>real mic, the good mic. But unfortunately it takes time.

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:30.359
<v Speaker 4>I tell women all the time, it takes about fifty

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 4>years for a man to get a ship right. So

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 4>be patient, be patient. Out there, ladies, it takes fifty

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 4>years for us to get our ship together, and then

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 4>you will get the last ten or twenty wonder years.

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:46.880
<v Speaker 2>No, just look, listen your blessing. Mike getting an old alumni.

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm saying, send it home waiting for me right now.

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:53.359
<v Speaker 4>Hey, babe, he's waiting on your hunh.

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:56.400
<v Speaker 6>He's cool, dory.

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 4>No, a nigga ain't got no job, she said. She

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I offended the niggas at home watching Jerry's springer right

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 4>there waiting. He probably picked you up every day. His

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 4>niggas sitting down inside with the two piggres.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't do him, No, he does not.

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<v Speaker 2>We're moving this week.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're moving. Yes, well you're moving to.

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<v Speaker 6>Just two different places.

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice. I'm glad you're in love. You seem like

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:26.320
<v Speaker 4>you're in love giving you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not.

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<v Speaker 7>We're not moving together, but we just happened to both

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<v Speaker 7>be moving this week. So no, I don't listen to

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<v Speaker 7>you no more.

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<v Speaker 4>He was dating too man at one time.

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 6>I've always been very intentional about where I'm at right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't know what was calling that nigga all

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<v Speaker 2>over the city with.

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<v Speaker 6>I was not I was one person video. And back

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<v Speaker 6>to what you're saying, Yes, I should love.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't let this nigga do like that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure questions or something.

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 4>Don't let this nigga do you like that. All I

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.279
<v Speaker 4>can tell you if you're date more than one person,

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.440
<v Speaker 4>get you some antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 6>Dating more than one person, keep.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.080
<v Speaker 4>Your ear on the track. Cleaned out us Christ.

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<v Speaker 6>You read in the interview we're the ones coming. Oh

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:26.360
<v Speaker 6>my god, my hair shorts going crazy?

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 4>That ain't he.

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 6>Always tried to pat stuff on me?

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<v Speaker 2>What you mean that is not.

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<v Speaker 4>Get your tickets twenty twenty. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>This comedy tour. I've had such a great time doing

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 4>this comedy tour. This is our third year doing it. Man,

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 4>this comedy tour is like a party.

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Bro.

0:36:55.040 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you ever seen it before, but

0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 4>you know, you get eighty five South together and myself, Man,

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 4>them niggas are a fool. And and this this comedy tour,

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:08.239
<v Speaker 4>I mean every city that we show up, man, some

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 4>of the best rappers, some of the performers come out

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 4>and every city go out and perform, man. And it's

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:15.600
<v Speaker 4>a party, you know what I mean. It's like going

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:19.880
<v Speaker 4>to wilding out. It's like going to a Fresh Fast.

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 4>Because you got all these different artists on the show,

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:25.200
<v Speaker 4>and we the Ones man. Ain't nobody out here better

0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 4>than us. You go get a comedy line up and

0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:30.439
<v Speaker 4>line them up with us. We're gonna spank their ass.

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't care who it is you got.

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:35.359
<v Speaker 2>You got Justinich what Mojo brooks Now?

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 4>We then added t K on there.

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 2>That's good, that's good.

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 4>T K been looking for this spot for years.

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 2>I love t.

0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 4>K is a veteran.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait before you leave Last Friday, don't like that.

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 4>I'm still talking about the Tool now. Yeahd make sure

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 4>you go get the tickets to We the Ones Tour.

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<v Speaker 4>We come. The first city we're coming to is my hometown, Naptown.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 4>Y'all niggas know, y'all better go out there and get

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 4>them tickets for that, you know what I mean? And

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 4>then we got another. Just go on there and check

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 4>out the days and ship what you want to say

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 4>to me.

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 6>I wanted to know Last Friday is happening. Are we

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 6>getting Chris Tucker back?

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:16.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if we're gonna get they said Chris

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 4>Tucker Cube said he been talking to Chris Tucker, But

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I might have to run around and

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 4>catch his ass coming out of one of these Bible

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 4>studies or something and see if it's real. But uh me,

0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:32.680
<v Speaker 4>ice Cube, Aaron McGruder and uh dj Pool were just

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 4>together sitting in the room writing this movie. This movie

0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 4>gonna be crazy. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you say Aaron McGruder, you excite the

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:40.960
<v Speaker 1>whole god damn in in it. Aaron, that's the creator

0:38:40.960 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 1>of the Boondogs, Black Jesus.

0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeople who don't know he's a genius. Yes, like that.

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>That's something special right there.

0:38:47.160 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 4>That's top tier writing. Yeah, And I think that's why

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 4>ice qb when it got him, because he's gonna bring

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 4>that to the movie. And not to say that we

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 4>wasn't gonna make it hot like we've always made it hot,

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:02.440
<v Speaker 4>but this is gonna give it another extension on it.

0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Aaron McGruder and DJ Pool need to be the only

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 2>ones writing in that script.

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 4>Aaron McGruder, DJ Pool, Dang, he took you off.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't think about Mike in there for the comedy,

0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:14.359
<v Speaker 1>like like you know how they'll write and then they'll

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:15.319
<v Speaker 1>be like, Mike punched this up.

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:17.359
<v Speaker 4>What can I be honest with you, Nobody can really

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 4>write for me anyway. They can write some shit on

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.279
<v Speaker 4>the paper, but I'm gonna say some shit funny, and

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:24.359
<v Speaker 4>then whatever you put on the paper's and I'm gonna

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:26.439
<v Speaker 4>give you yours, and then I'm gonna give you mine.

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:27.719
<v Speaker 4>And when you get in the edit in the room,

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 4>you're gonna see which one was better. Hello, you know

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 4>what I'm talking about? Yea, absolutely yeah. And that's how

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 4>I feel about this comedy tour right here. Ain't nobody

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 4>comedy tool better than And I'm headlining this year, see

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 4>last all these other years I've been hosting, I go

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 4>up for five minutes, six seven minutes. But if you

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:51.240
<v Speaker 4>really want to see a real Mike Epps hot thirty

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:54.239
<v Speaker 4>five forty minutes, come out to this tour right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, them niggas be fronting on you, Mike. I was

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 1>having this argument behind the scenes about you the other day.

0:39:58.040 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>They said, man might just be hosting. I said, you

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.120
<v Speaker 1>ain't watching the mic specials?

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 4>Then, well they just seen that because they came to them, because.

0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:05.879
<v Speaker 1>That's what I told him, because we were I didn't

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 1>want to say it was you will go ahead. I

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 1>was allgue with this nigga, and he said they were

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about comedians and it was like, well, Mike on

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:17.759
<v Speaker 1>the tour. I was like, well, Mike host the tour.

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you don't do a second man got hours.

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:26.640
<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying. See people be sleeping on me

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 4>because I ain't out here honking my horn and blowing

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 4>and doing all that crazy shit. But that's how I

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:35.440
<v Speaker 4>like it. I like to be underestimated. I like you

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 4>to not be paying attention and I sneaker behind you

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:40.839
<v Speaker 4>and bop you upside your head. That's how I love

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 4>my life. I love it, and I've been doing that.

0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 4>That's how I've been doing the whole time. I've been

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.839
<v Speaker 4>watching all these dudes. They making plenty of money, they

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:52.320
<v Speaker 4>killing them. Guess what, I'm still standing right here and

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 4>one hundred and ninety pounds. I can run, play basketball

0:40:56.280 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 4>and chew bubble gum and talk ship and you know

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.759
<v Speaker 4>I mean a nice little pistol collection. I'm still down

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:08.320
<v Speaker 4>there maintaining my business, loving God. You know what I'm saying,

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 4>Always loving God and keeping the faith. That's why I've

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 4>told people in these fool stamps and stuff, get cut off,

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 4>don't worry about that. See, black people, we've been getting

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 4>our shit cut off, We've been getting our doors kicked

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:23.439
<v Speaker 4>in and stuff. This is not for us, So don't

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 4>take this as personal about the fool stamps and all that.

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm actually glad they cutting some of these niggas off

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 4>food stamps because some of us need to not be

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 4>on fool stamps, because it's a trickle down the fit.

0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:36.960
<v Speaker 4>You get the fool stamps, then you go buy the

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 4>food that give you cancer. Then you eat the food

0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 4>to give you cancer. Then you're sad you walking around

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 4>here upset. Your diet's fucked up. Now I'm to tell

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 4>you some honest Scott true your diet then sent a

0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 4>lot of niggas to prison.

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>They gonna take all this and put it on Fox News,

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna say Mike says, you niggas don't need

0:41:57.800 --> 0:41:58.399
<v Speaker 1>to be on food.

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 2>You think you're gonna go viral and they gonna call

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 2>you maga. Mike.

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 4>Listen, listen, brothers, and listen, brothers and brothers and sisters.

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 4>You don't know what this world is coming to. No,

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:18.440
<v Speaker 4>listen to this. No, they can't say that about me.

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 4>See that's one thing about me, little boozy badass. We

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:22.240
<v Speaker 4>can't be canceled.

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 1>No, y'all can't be canceled. But I'm just telling you that.

0:42:24.080 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Then they're gonna be mad. Dar Heugh, you're gonna.

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:32.480
<v Speaker 4>About you Internet bitch ass nigga and everybody out there

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 4>that think they want.

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 2>To be mad to say so fuck you man, And

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take you and say, Mike, yeah, this is

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 2>after you. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Every day a week ago, clicks up, the Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't finish for y'all done