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Speaker 1: It is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for church complaints.

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Speaker 1: With Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam.

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Speaker 2: On this Monday, we we.

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Speaker 1: Foll gavel.

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Speaker 2: In this glory for con over days where we amplify,

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Speaker 2: m magnify, and triplify all our ELFs. Today we give

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Speaker 2: honor to people who complain. Yeah, who registerily, come up

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Speaker 2: with glutamine, who come up with what happened in glutamine

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Speaker 2: and gluten free.

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Speaker 1: Dispacious deal with church the place. Come on, d all

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Speaker 1: right past, let's get down to it.

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Speaker 3: Uh, Brother Noah Liar I wants to join our church. Uh.

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Speaker 3: He called, and Sister Dars told him he can't come

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Speaker 3: in here jumping up and down, screaming and hollering and

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Speaker 3: at the end fall out and wind up being a

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Speaker 3: terrible member. He wants to talk to you, He's wanting

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Speaker 3: to get by Sister Doris and talk directly to you.

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Speaker 3: But she told him, you can't come in here jumping

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Speaker 3: up and screaming and holland like you did before the

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Speaker 3: two hundred and then. Yeah, you're not gonna do that

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Speaker 3: here at the JP. You're not gonna Well, we don't low.

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Speaker 2: Or brother nor lows to come to the church and

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Speaker 2: talk to me. But we is gonna have to address

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Speaker 2: or your interests or yeah, you know you can't make

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Speaker 2: that bigger intro and take third.

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Speaker 1: He had COVID after the race. We just showed up

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Speaker 1: at the race.

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Speaker 2: He had COVID after that boy from Botswana caught five.

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Speaker 3: Yes he did, all right, Pastor, we are doing a

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Speaker 3: gold drive, a gold drive. We're melting down gold to

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Speaker 3: make Jordan Childs a new medal since they took hers away.

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Speaker 3: Please talk to brother Clifford Riggins. He brought ten pounds

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Speaker 3: of fake gold and we didn't know what til we

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Speaker 3: started melting and everything. Tarren Green, You're gonna have to

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Speaker 3: have conversation with him.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what to say about that.

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Speaker 2: We was very upset with sister jordan Or being taken

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Speaker 2: hug or bronze medal from hug So we're gonna deal

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Speaker 2: with that, Orc Codingly or every d Well, there will

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Speaker 2: be a full blown march about this here. If you

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Speaker 2: keep on keeping on with this here, that's all almost.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Uh, this brings our sad news. The praise team tried

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Speaker 3: to do a synchronized praise dance in the baptismic pool.

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Speaker 3: Two of them drown. It's a shame. Path I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: we lost two of them. They went down and tried

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Speaker 3: to stick their legs up and do a routine, and

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Speaker 3: two of them didn't come back up.

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Speaker 1: It's a shame, But we're gonna praise. You know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what to do, but you're gonna have

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Speaker 3: to talk to them. If you can't swim, don't try

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Speaker 3: this well.

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Speaker 2: I personally have tried to get rid of the praise

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Speaker 2: team for a number of years.

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Speaker 4: Now, my gosh, because I done told you these praise

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Speaker 4: teams of these church, all these heavyweight people during these

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Speaker 4: little two and a half inch jumps.

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Speaker 1: In these in the choir robes.

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Speaker 2: And now you just sit up here and watch all

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Speaker 2: these white girls do this sinkingized swimmer and jump the

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Speaker 2: fatass in that baptom pool and turn upside down. And

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Speaker 2: to see what happened was to read the way the

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Speaker 2: deaths occurred was they was all in there and they

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Speaker 2: turned upside down. But they weighed so much it wasn't

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Speaker 2: no where.

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Speaker 1: To turned in the pool.

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Speaker 2: They couldn't get their legs back down, so they was

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Speaker 2: upside down. Three people jumped in to try to help

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Speaker 2: them win them a room in the pool so we

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Speaker 2: couldn't flip nobody over, didn't get him back out.

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Speaker 1: I call him artistics. Yeah, artistic swimming. Yeah. Two of

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Speaker 1: them gone got gon. Yeah, we even lost too.

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Speaker 2: It takes a whole new meaning to the song take

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Speaker 2: Me to the water, dig Me to the don't nobody

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Speaker 2: want to saying that? No more?

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Speaker 1: All right? Pastor we got a situation, oh one last thing.

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Speaker 2: Or we are now con sitting changing our baptism to

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Speaker 2: white folks style where we just throw the water on

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Speaker 2: your foreheads.

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Speaker 1: Not a same live that will save something?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Big issue here, Sister murder green nor Today she called

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Speaker 3: the swat team to come out to her house. When

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Speaker 3: they got out there, she said, it's four flies in

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Speaker 3: the kitchen and two roaches in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Swat them and let me know when y'all are.

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Speaker 3: They didn't charge her fifteen hundred dollars for calling that.

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Speaker 3: They say they are a swat team. They are not

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Speaker 3: out here for no insects. Barely said it. Fifteen hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars pass. Yeah, I don't, She said, get the swatting,

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Speaker 3: and they did not understand why they would She would

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Speaker 3: call them out there to swat no flies and some.

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Speaker 1: Roaches, and I just.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't leave her in there for a while,

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Speaker 2: and let this be a teaching moment. SWAT stands for

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Speaker 2: special weapons and tactics.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, oh if you hood. SWAT team stands

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Speaker 1: for special weed at the trap. Just on where you

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Speaker 1: at last, but not leave past it. Brother Gerard.

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Speaker 3: Brother Gerard had a bad case of the hiccups while

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Speaker 3: having sex with his seapop on with the call girl

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Speaker 3: he paid five hundred dollars two.

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Speaker 2: I had sleep app Noel at one point, and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna telling you right now, if you get the hiccups

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Speaker 2: with that cup on, it sucks on your.

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Speaker 1: Face and you can't get it off. If we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: He got a problem the engineer day. You know exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: As the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, and you're

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Speaker 4: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show