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Speaker 1: to start today. I was so excited Jennifer Horn sent

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Speaker 1: this one in. Here's that headline, female frogs fake death

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Speaker 1: to dodge unwanted male attention.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you gotta give it up for the frogs.

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Speaker 2: On this fantastic episode of Banang Bananas, do world.

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Speaker 1: Would your my sillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Guys, goals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt Brownolder,

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana boy number two Scotty Landis.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there

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Speaker 2: And remember December eighth, ninth, and tenth. If you're in

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Speaker 2: to say, Minneapolis. I'm there January eighteenth, nineteenth, and twentieth

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Speaker 2: at ACME, so I'll see you in Minneapolis, Minneapolis.

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Speaker 1: I feel like when today we have two great guests

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Speaker 1: I agree, just the monster lofts can start to happen.

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Speaker 2: I've been a fan of giggles dot com since it

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was a long time ago. But they're also

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Speaker 1: wonderful comedians, best friends, and the hosts of the Hilarious

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Speaker 1: Dykes and a Mic. They're gonna let me say that

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Speaker 1: for the next fifty five minutes and then never again.

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Speaker 1: The two Dikes in a podcast, which has arguably the

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Speaker 1: greatest theme song I've ever heard for a podcast. Really,

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Speaker 1: so please bananimals look at your phone and give a

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Speaker 1: standing ovation to Mackenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlin.

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Speaker 4: Hi O, my god, it's not I honestly feel very

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Speaker 4: close to being banana boy number three.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you give that energy for sure, right.

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Speaker 4: I don't know banana boy was an option, but that

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Speaker 5: And you know how many bananas I eat a day.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm chipping.

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Speaker 4: I'm typically traveling with Yes, thirty eggs. Well, okay, don't

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Speaker 4: jump right into thirty eggs. It's thirty hard boiled.

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Speaker 5: Hey, you have to do you have a pup?

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Speaker 3: Do you have a hard plastic travel container?

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Speaker 5: Literally?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 5: TSA is a nice mare always gets pulled over. It's humiliated.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because I started traveling. Well, we've been traveling a ton.

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Speaker 4: I started now upgrading from just having like loose eggs

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Speaker 5: It's embarrassing. You look like the Red Bull girls.

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Speaker 4: I look like the Red Bull girls, but gender confused

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Speaker 4: and people love it.

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Speaker 1: That's fine.

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Speaker 5: Red Bull boys.

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Speaker 4: And so I have in the so usually a full

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Speaker 1: Bananas a lot. How bananas do eat in a day?

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Speaker 1: Because there is a limit where you can potassium poison

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's and that scares me. How you go out, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's either going to be cholesterol from the eggs or potassium.

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Speaker 5: It's something. It's one of the two.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm eating several hard boiled I call them hbes,

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Speaker 4: and I eat like four a day, and I'll have

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Speaker 2: That's fine, that's great, that's great. I used to have

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Speaker 4: Ye, that's the ship that I really like. That's what

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Speaker 4: Yeah, people don't love to watch me eat hard boiled

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Speaker 5: No one wants it.

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Speaker 5: That shouldn't be the standard. Yeah, no, that's not the standard.

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Speaker 5: Her name is Minnie. Minnie is a musician.

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Speaker 4: Also fun fact, that's Mackenzie's ex girlfriend from years ago,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess it's not the greatest theme song,

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Speaker 1: I had never thought about, and it was that queer

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Speaker 1: breakups are so much more devastating than straight breakups. Yes,

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Speaker 4: I mean states of land. There's a lot of real

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Speaker 5: I mean mountains for hiking. You can't go on certain

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Speaker 5: go there, yeah runyon, forget about.

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Speaker 4: Well, I actually can't go to Silver Lake at all

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but there is something about a queer breakup because

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Speaker 5: The queer community is very small.

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Speaker 5: To exactly or they're now sleeping together. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: It did it. I turned it up and I just listened.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about this stam baby so bananimal. Jennifer Horn

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Speaker 1: sent this in Thank you, Jennifer Horn. Here's that headline again.

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Speaker 1: Female frogs fake deaths in order to dodge unwanted male attention.

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Speaker 1: A study finds this was on NBC seven San Diego.

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Speaker 1: Julia l Baba wrote this, Julia al Baba is really

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Speaker 3: She's the best in the bez.

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Speaker 1: She really is excellent. Next time you spot a frog

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Speaker 1: shown that female European common frogs are engaging in quote

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Speaker 1: I know all right, I love it over there, which

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Speaker 1: is essentially frogs faking their own deaths to dodge mating.

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Speaker 1: A study in Royal Society Open Sciences found I'm reading that.

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Speaker 4: Wait, Scotty, I had a question was to avoid because

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Speaker 3: A frog noticing you, it's gonna run.

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Speaker 1: Yes. The research shows here's the answer to that, that

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Speaker 1: the survival purposes behind the efforts are from increased efforts

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Speaker 1: by males, they could negatively affect female survival, thus reproductive

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Speaker 1: failure for both individuals. So yes, they think the dude,

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Speaker 1: mating balls that take place during mass mating events. Okay, sure,

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Speaker 1: I think we did do this, girl, I would remember

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Speaker 4: Who called it that? Not the frogs. We're not saying

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Speaker 5: A ball like a Victorian party, a masquerade.

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Speaker 3: I think it's more that they're piled up on top

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Speaker 3: Got it all.

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Speaker 3: It's also a problem.

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Speaker 1: Yes, numerous males will grab onto females in a way

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Speaker 1: Females risk death and although the reason is not clear,

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Speaker 1: probably due to the lack of oxygen, tonic immobility can

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Speaker 2: But oh sorry, they actually fake their death like biologically,

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Speaker 5: Wow, how like a forced hibernation. Yes, yeah, this is incredible.

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Speaker 1: This is incredible. Incredible. The study reals that tonic immobility

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Speaker 1: Wait, you know.

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Speaker 5: What's fucked up? I've been really picturing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys recall the WB frog

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Speaker 4: with the hop hat. Yes, that's who I think we're

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Speaker 4: listening to you when you're like, hey, I'm good.

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Speaker 5: Past he's like my lady. Yeah, yeah, this is fun.

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Speaker 5: I used to be a huge, froggy girl, so I

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Speaker 4: I do feel like if you were a gal and

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Speaker 4: you're young, and you're like I love frogs, bugs and insects,

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Speaker 4: you're gay.

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Speaker 5: You're gay. Now you are gay.

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Speaker 1: That is a fact. That's indicator.

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Speaker 5: Yes, huge, huge, Yeah I had animals.

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Speaker 1: You're a psychopath or you're a serial killer, but if

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure you have like T shirts with like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind of frogs did you? Did you just

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Speaker 1: It was fun. We ended up hanging out all night.

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Speaker 5: You're a You're a hero in that story, big time.

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Speaker 4: It's and you get to I love when you get

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Speaker 4: else's with a stranger, please, Yeah, that's really fun.

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Speaker 3: You're strangers, pretending like you've already had a full life

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Speaker 1: It went bad.

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Speaker 4: We have a theory because I had when I was

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Speaker 4: There's sporty dykes and there's geography dikes. I'm a geography

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Speaker 5: I was a bit I was.

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Speaker 4: I fucking love sports, love football, not knowing anything, and

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Speaker 5: Her that I love the Pates to her face.

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Speaker 4: As the Pates, Yeah, favorite team.

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Speaker 5: I'm a huge paint head. I love the smirch in

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Speaker 3: Want to check it out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Now, was there another date after the Pates date number one?

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Speaker 5: You won't believe this. No second date?

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Speaker 1: She saw lies you.

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Speaker 5: You can't lie that hard on a first date. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it sucks. You'd think she would have corrected me or

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've all been there. We've all been there. That's

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Speaker 1: pretty great, though. I wonder if she I wonder what

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Speaker 4: Where I like that, Like there was one small part

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Speaker 5: Been saying it wrong? Am I crazy?

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Speaker 4: Right because you went so so wouldn't have told me

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: For sure, even when I think Mackenzie you corrected me

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Speaker 4: sure I'm crushing it at all times and you.

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Speaker 5: Are never crushing it? Yeah? Usually not usually not.

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Speaker 3: Well, did you guys want another story here?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: This one was sent him by Stuart Napman. Thanks Stuart,

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Start.

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Speaker 3: This was on.

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Speaker 2: Perth Now good website. I think it's the Perth Now.

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Speaker 2: It's either Perth Now or the West Australian. I can't

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Speaker 2: tell which it is.

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Speaker 1: We'll never know.

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Speaker 2: Kiwi filmmaker sold used sex toys for eleven thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: to fund film.

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Speaker 1: Great, Yes, will you read.

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Speaker 5: That one more time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Hit it again?

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Speaker 2: Kwei filmmaker so Mini's from New Zealand, sold used sex

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Speaker 2: toys for eleven thousand dollars to fund film.

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Speaker 5: This sounds like Rachel if how how are they still

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Speaker 5: worth eleven thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: Ask what I'm saying?

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Speaker 5: I'm like, how many sex toys, and I know that

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Speaker 5: a truck load of sex. There must be so many,

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Speaker 5: there has to it must be a butt load. Don't

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Speaker 5: say a bude.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 5: I like that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, if you buy a thousand dollars sofa and

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Speaker 1: sell it later, you try to get five hundred, but

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Speaker 1: you'll take four hundred. You just want that thing out

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Speaker 1: of your house. So this person maybe had forty four

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of sex toys that they call about

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Speaker 1: for eleven grades.

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Speaker 4: I think we're dealing with a situation that is quantity

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Speaker 4: and quality, which has so.

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Speaker 5: Rare it has to be.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited to answer all of your questions. This

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Speaker 2: was written by Rachel's Ann.

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Speaker 1: Oh she's good when it comes to sex toys. She's good.

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Speaker 2: Here it is a Kiwi man has sold used sex

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Speaker 2: toys for eleven thousand dollars. And before you get grossed down,

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Speaker 2: it was for a good cause.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what even grosser?

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Speaker 2: Jason Howden, the director of cult film Death Gasm, sold

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Speaker 2: the toys to fund its sequel. Death Gasm is about

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Speaker 2: a heavy metal band who accidentally summoned an even evil entity.

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Speaker 2: Called the Blind One by playing a piece of ancient

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Speaker 2: sheet music. One standout scene includes a dildo massacre and

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Speaker 2: sounds pretty good. And now a US man is the

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Speaker 2: plastic from the set of the film, which set him

447
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Speaker 2: back a cool four two dollars.

448
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Speaker 5: Quantity. It's like they're selling props for large chunks of money.

449
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 2: Yes, and the still of this movie. I'm not a

450
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 2: huge horror fan, but it looks so fun. It is

451
00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: a person swinging a giant double ended tilto like like

452
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: a weapon, and that is from Deathgasm.

453
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Speaker 3: So Deathgasm does seem like.

454
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,919
Speaker 1: A pretty fun to see it.

455
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the man plans to display the prop in his home.

456
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Speaker 2: According to stuff dot co dot nz, a pair of

457
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Speaker 2: used dildos were sold for three thousand dollars ain't anal

458
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Speaker 2: beads for one seven and fifteen dollars and a two thousand,

459
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Speaker 2: two d and twenty nine dollars dildo quote. We've been

460
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Speaker 2: blown away by the enthusiasm and love people have shown

461
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 2: for Deathgasm. How told stuff For years I've been asked

462
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Speaker 2: if a sequels in the worst and I can in

463
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Speaker 2: the works, and I can honestly say the fans can

464
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Speaker 2: expect an even more intense, hilarious and fucked up experience

465
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Speaker 2: with Deathcasm two Gormageddonmageddon.

466
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Speaker 1: Wow.

467
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Speaker 3: The sale was part of it is.

468
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Speaker 2: The sale is part of a Kickstarter campaign, which Jason

469
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Speaker 2: Lee Howd to announce on Wednesday was a success. Deathgasm

470
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Speaker 2: I Gormageddon will be coming to screen soon.

471
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Speaker 3: Quote. Thank you to everyone who contributed, supported and encouraged

472
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Speaker 3: us this last month. We fucking did it. Thanks to

473
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Speaker 3: all of you.

474
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Speaker 2: Howden wrote on X pretty great, pretty great, congratulations. I

475
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: can't wait to watch def Gasm. Another another scene, another

476
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: like still from the movie. Looks absolutely fantastic as well.

477
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: Seems like a great movie. Wow, there it is.

478
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 5: To watch it. We have to watch it.

479
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 4: There is no world in which I don't love this movie. Yeah,

480
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 4: there's no chance for me not loving it.

481
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Speaker 5: First off, a movie with Dillers. Weve a Diller movie.

482
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 5: We love a Dillar movie. And I'm like it sounds

483
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 5: like they're also huge, which we love. An obscenely large

484
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 5: de though. Yeah, that's fun.

485
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 4: We like to have fun, and I do feel like,

486
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 4: I mean, the Dealers have evolved so much like when

487
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 4: Mackenzie and I came out in forever ago.

488
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 5: We came out when christ was a boy. Yeah, even so.

489
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Speaker 1: Long at the same time, we're at the same.

490
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 5: Time you held held hands out of the closet together. Yeah.

491
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Speaker 4: It was confusing. People people like are you guys together?

492
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 4: Were like no, gross or more like sisters. Yeah, and

493
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 4: then also confusing.

494
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 5: Okay, but they used to feel like plastic, right, You

495
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 5: could hit somebody over the head and they would have

496
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Speaker 5: a concussion. It was like a blunt force object.

497
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like dildo's used to be so bad. And then

498
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 4: you would buy do you remember used to buy dildos

499
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 4: and they would be like, don't wash it with water.

500
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Speaker 5: Yes, do you remember that. Yes. They would be like

501
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 5: you have to put it into an industrial grade machine

502
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 5: to wash it. Or they'd be like boil it. Yeah

503
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Speaker 5: you have, and don't use it again.

504
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

505
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 5: It was oh my god. Yeah, they were so bad.

506
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: In college. That was right in the middle of the

507
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Speaker 1: fish tank and then it We had watched that one

508
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: before and I think the fish lived for a pretty

509
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: long time. They didn't seem to mind it whatsoever, so

510
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: it didn't seem toxic to me. It seemed like they

511
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Speaker 1: were safe. For everyone, which is a good sign.

512
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Speaker 4: I think that's so sweet. Honestly, I'm likes fish. That

513
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 4: is a cute decor. Yeah, it's like great. They've also

514
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Speaker 4: made them now, so now they're so much better because

515
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Speaker 4: they used to.

516
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they used to be so hard.

517
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so hard they were and sticky.

518
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: They were like weirdly sticky after a certain amount of time,

519
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: and now they don't get sticky anymore.

520
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 5: No, they have really like they've they have like silicone.

521
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 5: You can bend them now. Yeah, they're very high. You

522
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 5: can like call your grandma. It's great what you can

523
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Speaker 5: do with them. Did you say, call your grandma? They

524
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Speaker 5: are bluetooth now, yes, what do you think bluetooth's for?

525
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Speaker 5: I guess you're.

526
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, for controlling something inside of you. That's what

527
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 3: bluetooth was invented for. That's why it's blue tooth.

528
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Speaker 5: Of course, of course.

529
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

530
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Speaker 4: No, you could really do anything with dildos now, which

531
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Speaker 4: and you can fully submerge them in water, which is

532
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Speaker 4: great for when you're well.

533
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Speaker 5: They could always submerge them in water.

534
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Speaker 1: But fish, it was great, I mean used after that,

535
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Speaker 1: but the fish didn't mind. It gave a nice balance

536
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Speaker 1: to the tank. Probably some function way for the fish,

537
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: like a little thing to dodge. But also you're like,

538
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Speaker 1: I'm on the left side. Interesting that, like there's nothing

539
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Speaker 1: in life if you hide in the same way that

540
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: you hide a dildo, like a gun. You hide a gun,

541
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Speaker 1: you're like, lock it up, put it away. Money you learn, like,

542
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Speaker 1: I don't want nobody finding this, but like all of

543
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: my friends at some point were like I found a

544
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: buildo in my mom's drawer, like just right on top.

545
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: It was like you the bare minimum.

546
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Speaker 5: Why it's always so brave?

547
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, socks and underwear there.

548
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 5: It is the amounts stories that we hear about people

549
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 5: that call in and they're like, yeah, my entire family

550
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 5: was moving me and my dildo fell out, and I'm like,

551
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 5: what hide it better? Yeah, pack it yourself, it right,

552
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 5: put it away.

553
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Speaker 4: It does typically seem to be like moving, moving, moving family.

554
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: When I they redid my carpeting in my apartment, so

555
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 4: I had to And that's where too, It's like I'm

556
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 4: not moving, but everything needs to be moved, and I

557
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 4: put all of them in one cube, almost like like

558
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Speaker 4: an umbrella holder.

559
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Speaker 5: If you can envision that smart like a holster, yeah, yes.

560
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 4: Or like a bunch of swords, sliver, yeah, quiver, a

561
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 4: quivers yeah yeah, quiver is it.

562
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 5: Called a quiver?

563
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

564
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 4: Quiver and honestly quiver you would if you saw them, yeah, baby,

565
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 4: And I was like, I all everything was being moved

566
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 4: by a bunch of crew people who were changing the things.

567
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 4: This man I forgot about that one, you know, quiver, quiver,

568
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 4: and he grabs all of them. But there is something

569
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 4: really strange about like having a man holding that many

570
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 4: like phallic like objects. Yeah, and a lesbian home, like

571
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 4: a home where like a man hadn't been in that

572
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 4: house since the nineties, like truly, I mean was less

573
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: I had a man in your house.

574
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 5: I haven't had a man in my house in years.

575
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 5: I haven't had a man of a decade. Told no,

576
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 5: unless you're getting your carpets, unless you're changing my carpeting. Yeah,

577
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 5: what would they do?

578
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: Yah?

579
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 4: I remember him holding it and then I went my

580
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 4: first like Minnesota was so quickly replaced with pride that

581
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Speaker 4: I didn't expect to come.

582
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 5: No, it emboldened you.

583
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, when he was holding I was kind of like, yeah,

584
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 4: and you're in my house.

585
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 3: My deal dos in your arms?

586
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: Them under one magazine so half of it's hanging out,

587
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: get used to it. Pal.

588
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 4: It was almost like I hope nobody sees these, uh

589
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 4: throwing them.

590
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 5: On the ground.

591
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: You hide it sort of like an Easter egg for

592
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: like little kids, where you're like, you gotta have some

593
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: of it sticking out or they're never gonna find this

594
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: thing in the yard.

595
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 4: So honestly, we just had one somebody rode into our

596
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 4: podcast where a dog did get a hold of one

597
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: at a campsite. Campsite, so then you have a dog

598
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 4: because you can't.

599
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Speaker 5: I mean, but she thought it was a stick, so

600
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 5: she went to grab it. She was about to throw it,

601
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 5: and then felt what it was, and the whole family

602
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 5: turned and there she was holding a huge Diller. Yeah,

603
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 5: because then do you throw it or I would throw it?

604
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 5: You throw it, you throw it.

605
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: You have to have it at that point.

606
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 5: Yes, you can't hold it, And just like what show

607
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 5: your family?

608
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 4: Would you ever here's my quest, would you ever use

609
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 4: it again after seeing it in a dog's mouth?

610
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 3: I don't think So. It depends on the price, depends

611
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 3: on the press, depends on how.

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Speaker 2: Is diller just your guy's word or is that a

613
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: universal Okay, that's just your We coined it.

614
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 5: That's just a two days adopt.

615
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: It'll always credit you as soon as we say it. Yeah,

616
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: podcast in Kansas City in October.

617
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: But if it's an, if it's a if it's a

618
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: high dollar dollar, you gotta throw it.

619
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Speaker 1: You can't.

620
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, you clean the ship out of it and you

621
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Speaker 5: use that again. I'm also like, for me, it does

622
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 5: kind of depend on what kind of dog. Okay, if

623
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 5: it's like a great Dane, I guess yeah, it's got

624
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 5: to be a big dog. I think so.

625
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, And also how is the dog. If the dog's

626
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: tails wagon like crazier, like, it's fine. If the dog's

627
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: holding it just looks like the hackles go up, You're like, yeah,

628
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm not using this anymore. This is going to the

629
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Speaker 1: fish tank, straight to the tank, straight to the ten gallon.

630
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think if I sold all my sex toys,

631
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 4: how much money I would get? And it seems like

632
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 4: a buck fifty at most because they're old, the old

633
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 4: ones that like feel like you're using a hand mixer.

634
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, cracker barrel needs them. I don't know they'll.

635
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 5: Put the cracker barrel definitely needs them, Yeah, they do.

636
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 5: They need to get.

637
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 4: Railed I feel like a few of my are so

638
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 4: old that they feel like robotronic.

639
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, like animatronic choky cheese.

640
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a like a giant mastick. Yeah yes,

641
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: oil can please sell them. Here's one that can tease

642
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: us into a break. Zoey Rain sent this in Thank you,

643
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: Zoe Rain. Is this all a joke? Woman returns from

644
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: vacation to find her home demolished by mistake.

645
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 5: I saw this. What was sad? This just happened.

646
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: This just happened.

647
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 2: I can't wait to find out how this happened on

648
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 2: when we come back. I'm more burners, folks.

649
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 3: We are back, Scott.

650
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Speaker 2: Are you going to shout out before we get back

651
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: to our fantastic guests?

652
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: I do. We do shout outs on the podcast, and

653
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: you know, if you have any comments, jump in. But

654
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: Jake Brown, Kurt our good friend, Jake Brown, Jake wants

655
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: to shout out our friend his wife, Samantha Taylor. Sam

656
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: started a new job at Gum Pop in Denver, which

657
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: is a big event planning company. I right, it's one

658
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: of the best. And Jake was gonna give her flowers,

659
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: but thought a banana shout out might be better. Jake

660
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: was wrong. But congratulations, Sam, we love you and congrats.

661
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: That's awesome and maybe we'll end up doing Banana Fest

662
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: in Denver.

663
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 2: Congratulations Sam, that's so awesome.

664
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Speaker 3: I'm happy for you.

665
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: We're way backed up, so these next three are from June.

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Speaker 1: These were June submissions and we're just getting to them now.

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Speaker 1: Mitzi kurt Right, Great Names, doing a shameless shout out

668
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Speaker 1: for herself. She moved her family to Houston to be

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Speaker 1: closer to her family and for better services for her

670
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Speaker 1: special needs son. In doing so, she left behind a

671
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Speaker 1: successful real estate business. So she wants to tell all

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Speaker 1: of our Houston area banannimals. If you need a realder,

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Speaker 1: google Mitzi m I t z I kurt Right and

674
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Speaker 1: she's the most fun realeder you can hire in Houston.

675
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Speaker 1: Which that has to be true. That's gotta be true.

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Speaker 1: Effect Yeah, I got two more. Gang. Tanisha Lee burke

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Speaker 1: Halter from veil Utah sounds fun enough. Great name, Yeah,

678
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: great names. Asked us to shout out her bar.

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Speaker 3: Did you say Teresha Vail turk Halter.

680
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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't say anything like that, but I did

681
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Speaker 1: say Tanisha Lee Burkhulter. Okay, mid Vale, Utah. She has

682
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Speaker 1: a ten year anniversary of her bar, which is called

683
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Speaker 1: a bar named Sue yay name in Midvale, and it's

684
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Speaker 1: a bar that I promised to visit in twenty twenty four.

685
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Speaker 1: So congratulations to everybody at a bar named Sue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Bars in Utah are weird. Yeah, they still pour like

688
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: Europeans do, like one little ounce at a time. Hard

689
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: to get drunk in Utah. And last, but not least,

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Speaker 1: Julia Richmond. Sorry this took so long, Julia. She's shouting

691
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Speaker 1: herself out for going through rehab. She returned from a

692
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Speaker 1: twenty eight day program. Wants to shout out the amazing

693
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Speaker 1: staff at Long Island Center for Recovery. Yeah. She would

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Speaker 1: also like to shout out her husband and bananamal Ben

695
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Speaker 1: on their five year probably five point five year wedding anniversary.

696
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Speaker 1: That's great graduation, Julie. On your sobriety, I hope it's

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Speaker 1: going great for you. Yeah, And we are back with

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Speaker 1: the co host, the hilarious Mackenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

699
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Speaker 1: from Two Dykes and a Mic, which we're allowed to

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Speaker 1: say for fifteen more minutes. Thanks for coming on, Bananas,

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit for the ban animals who

702
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: might not know your podcasts. What's up with it?

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00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 5: Right? Would you like to explain God? What I love to?

704
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 5: Thank you Scotti.

705
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 4: Our podcast is basically like snorting the queer community.

706
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, and shooting up queer joy is kind of what

707
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 5: it's like.

708
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 4: We basically we're two gay best friends, which if you

709
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 4: actually look at any lesbian content that you've ever seen.

710
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 5: Doesn't exist you.

711
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 4: You rarely will see two lesbians being best friends.

712
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 5: And that they haven't had sex together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and she refuses to and I refuse to. Every

714
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 4: night we do shows, we go back to the hotel,

715
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 4: we call our girlfriends, and then she tries to have

716
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: sex with me and I say no.

717
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, boundaries are important. But yeah, we.

718
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Speaker 4: Basically we're just two BFFs. So and we talk about

719
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 4: gay stuff. We review gay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we do bumble fumbles, which is where listeners will

721
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 5: send us in their their first date fumbles. We do askadykes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: We have just the time of our lives. Yeah, we

724
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 5: have really fun.

725
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Speaker 4: We have guests on a lot too that are really

726
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: like talented and funny queer people. We have a live

727
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 4: show at Largo that we do, which is also really

728
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 4: fun and honestly, it's just kind of the best time

729
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 4: you can ever have.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we just love being gay and being best friends,

731
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 5: and we love.

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Speaker 4: Laughing as well. I think a lot of times queer

733
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 4: content can be tragic not funny, and that sucks because

734
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 4: I'm we're so funny and gay people are so fucking funny.

735
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 4: So we like to just you know, make each other laugh.

736
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 4: That's what we do on the podcast.

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00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot of joy to it, you really do. Like,

738
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: so I've listened to there, there's sort of these great

739
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: crescendos and builds of just like we're getting into a

740
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: topic and then you're laughing so hard and then you're like,

741
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: let's move on to this thing. And it's I find it.

742
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: You just have a great gift of gift of gap.

743
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 1: You have banter with each other. That's clear chemistry, which

744
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: a lot of times when podcasts are like we should

745
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: do a podcast, you could tell that as soon as

746
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: it's done recording, they get in two different cars and

747
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: don't talk until the next recording. Yeah, and I believe

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00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: you that both of you go to hotel rooms and

749
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Speaker 1: you have to fight fight each other. That, yes, a

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Speaker 1: lot of sense chemistry well well, and.

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00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 4: We oftentimes two clubs or places will be like do

752
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 4: you guys need two rooms?

753
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 5: And we're like, what what do you mean? We have

754
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 5: two queen beds and we sit in our beds and

755
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 5: we watch WWE until we fall asleep from laughing.

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00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 3: We or Impact.

757
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 5: We also watch Impact. You know, just watch w BT.

758
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: To watch Impact, you gotta eat hard boiled eggs together.

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00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get us.

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00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: Fun. Yeah, sound pretty?

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00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 5: You'd love it? Love you literally love it.

762
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 4: And I've been saying this for years, like everyone should

763
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 4: really kind of sink their teeth into lesbianism.

764
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 5: It's great. It is the most fun that you can

765
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 5: ever have. The dads are weird dads, but it's fun.

766
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Speaker 4: Sex toys were bad before, but like once you get

767
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 4: over those things, it really is a great time.

768
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, everyone should try it.

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Speaker 4: But we met at an open mic too, so like

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Speaker 4: we were doing stand up around each other and then nice. Yeah,

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00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 4: so we were and two nights and a mic. First

772
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 4: was in a comedy open mic, That's what the mic was. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: in La yeah nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then and here we are best friends.

775
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 4: Still still haven't had sex with each other, which we

777
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 4: have to reiterate all the time.

778
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 5: Often the amount of times also that I have to

779
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 5: reiterate that I am a lesbian because you would shock you. Yeah,

780
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 5: we had a close.

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00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: If people call you out like you're saying too much,

782
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, that's sort of a like do they

783
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: feel like you're co opting lesbian is.

784
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Speaker 5: We had a friend who thought I was one married

785
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 5: to a man, and they were like, I thought you

786
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,919
Speaker 5: were going to get canceled for being calling yourself a dyke.

787
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 5: And I was like, I am, Yeah, Mackenzie has a wife,

788
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 5: and I met.

789
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Speaker 1: My wife before.

790
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Speaker 5: I'm not going to put this person on blast, but

791
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Speaker 5: I was like, you met my wife. You had a

792
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 5: conversation in my home with her. It was the most bizarre.

793
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 5: He's on your fantasy football. I know I can't with him.

794
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, the signs are there, but just I know.

795
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 4: But it's because men are like, men are kind of like,

796
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, not all men, you gorgeous kind people.

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00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: Say whatever you want, guys, we're fine enough. Yeah, it

798
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't sell that, we don't care.

799
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Speaker 5: We give it this energy. Come change my carpet any Yeah.

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00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 1: Please. They look at curtain eye and they think we're

801
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: something totally different. We're like spies. We're like, I know,

802
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: we're like playing both sides. I look like I keep talking.

803
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Speaker 3: I look like I just came out of JP Morgan.

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00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Yes, the fact my

805
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: name isn't Cooper is everybody in my life just no.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's so funny. Also, I do feel like Kurt

807
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 4: and I look the same. Yeah, you guys look the

808
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 4: same coloring.

809
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 3: We're related.

810
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: Yes, weird. We could all be a weird family.

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Speaker 2: I just also want to go back to the fact

812
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: that that comic was like, you're.

813
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: Gonna get canceled because you've been pretending.

814
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 4: To be.

815
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: Which is such crazy, unfatimable. It's the amount of comics.

816
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 5: We had somebody recently, who's another lesbian comedian, who was like,

817
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 5: I thought you were Remember.

818
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 4: I kissed my girlfriend. We've been together for five years.

819
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: I post her all the time. I kissed my girlfriend,

820
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 4: and this other gay comedian came out to me and

821
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: was like, was that a joke?

822
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 5: It's that I was doing a bit. I'm like, I'm

823
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 5: kissing my girlfriend. It's so bizarre. We get it all

824
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 5: the time where they're like, that's your sister, right.

825
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 4: People assume and it's so weird. People assume lesbian last

826
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 4: like it's almost like a because I do feel maybe

827
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 4: we are a rare breed. But people are so queer now,

828
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 4: but people don't. They're like, yeah, the people are like

829
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 4: sisters a lot, yeah, which is crazy, doesn't make any sense.

830
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 5: Or like yeah, very close friends.

831
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 4: They're like, wow, you you and your cousin keep sucking

832
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 4: on each other's fingers that we must have had, like

833
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 4: or maybe it's medical, like you guys are very like.

834
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Speaker 5: A close knits.

835
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Speaker 4: I don't know, but the lesbian is always the last

836
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 4: on the mind.

837
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Speaker 5: I know, but we're so open about it. We have

838
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 5: a podcast called too. I mean, the dyke is right there, right,

839
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 5: it's right there.

840
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 4: Also the bullet, I mean the haircut. You think, hello, Yeah,

841
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Speaker 4: I don't know. My dad still hopes I'm going to

842
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 4: bring a man home one day.

843
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: I do, And so don't again. New toilet replaced anywhere,

844
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: Just wander off, eat wings or whatever.

845
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, rings for us.

846
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: Zoe Rain sent this in, which is a great name. Zoe.

847
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: I love last name Rain r e y any. That's

848
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: a cool name. Is it all a joke? Woman returns

849
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: from vacation to find her house demolished by mistake.

850
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 3: Tell me more please.

851
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: This was in USA today, but it was everywhere McKenzie saw.

852
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: Associated Press reported on it. But we're doing USA today,

853
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: written by Sarah all Our Shawnee, who is the best

854
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: in the biz.

855
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: I call it you sat O Day. That's what I

856
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: call it.

857
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: Actually, I like that you said oday. That's our dealer.

858
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call all but flugs you sat O Days.

859
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: The last thing anyone wants to hear while on vacation

860
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: is grim news about their home, sort of specifically that.

861
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: It no longer exists.

862
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. For Susan Hodgson, it couldn't get much worse. Her

863
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: house was accidentally demonished. Sorry the photos of this house.

864
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: It is flat. It is a part Wow rubble Wow.

865
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: Last month, Hodgen came back from to find her longtime

866
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: Atlanta family property in rubble. He Associated Press that on

867
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: to Saturday quote, I am furious. I keep waking up

868
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: thinking is this all a joke or something. I'm just

869
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: still in shock. Hodgen had received a call from a

870
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: neighbor while she was on vacation, asking whether she had

871
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,919
Speaker 1: hired someone to demolish the vacant home.

872
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a vacant home.

873
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, it had been boarded up for fifteen years.

874
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: We keep it board covered and we cut the grass

875
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: and the yard is clean. The tax is paid and

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00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: everything is up to code. This is all interesting, okay,

877
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 1: uh huh. Hodgson told the neighbor that she hadn't hired

878
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: anyone to tear down the home. The neighbor went over

879
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: to confront the worker, who replied in a harsh tone.

880
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: He told her to shut up and mind her own business.

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00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 5: You go, wow, wow, a sweetheart.

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00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: The homeowner sent a family member over to speak to worker,

883
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: who then realized he was at the wrong address. I said, well,

884
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I want to see a permit or something, and the

885
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: guy pulled it out and said, oh, I'm at the

886
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: wrong address. And he just packs up everything and leaves.

887
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: After completely demolishing the house.

888
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: Completely demolishing the house. Okay, I know. It just reminded

889
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: me of something too. Hutchin has filed a police sport

890
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: and contacted lawyers. I think she's going to win, but

891
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: it's still unclear what the next steps are. Here's the

892
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: company responsible. If you live in Atlanta, you might not

893
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: want to hire these guys up to you. It's called

894
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 1: you call it, we haul it? They haven't. Yeah USA

895
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: today or you sat o day as we call it.

896
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: Was unable to reach the company, but in a statement

897
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: of Fox five, the company said it was investigating the matter. Quote,

898
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: it's just hard to believe someone thinks they have the

899
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: right to just come and tear something down and walk

900
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: away from it. And they didn't come back and even

901
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry, what do I need to do to

902
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: fix this? It was an accident, but they didn't give

903
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: me nothing. Hotsonce said wow, and oh story, whoa devastate

904
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: you wait call you call it? We haul it? Don't

905
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: use them guys, allegedly so we don't get zid but

906
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: allegedly use them.

907
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 5: Can I just say I love the energy of fully

908
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 5: destroying a home and then being like my bad, but

909
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 5: getting the fuck out. I've been leaving, just leaving now

910
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 5: sticking around.

911
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 4: This is so crazy that the story was even worse

912
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 4: than the headline, Like that was so much worse than

913
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: I imagined it to be, because you're kind of like,

914
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: for a second, you're like, oh, it was boarded up,

915
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean, she there, this can

916
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 4: happen because like you know, it's full of stuff. You're like, well,

917
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 4: I can't live in that reality where that can just

918
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 4: happen because I don't need that stress added to me.

919
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 5: But then when it's just this fucking asshole like who's

920
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 5: like fuck off? Oh yeah we huh huh rock address

921
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 5: my god better uh.

922
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: And then it's like he just kind of like slowly

923
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: starts walking backwards right.

924
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: Just starts nailing boards together and kind of rebuilding the

925
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: house sort of poorly.

926
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 5: That's like what you have to do when you fuck

927
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 5: up that bad. That's the only reaction I think you

928
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 5: can do. I mean is you have to back out

929
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 5: him just being like, oh what did I did I

930
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 5: fly that house? Huh? Sounds like something I hate.

931
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: Just hand the person questioning you the keys to the bulldozer,

932
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: like why did you pull those that house so bad?

933
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: And then just run away? It really does tr so demolished.

934
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 4: Also, you can you can like feel the arrogance on

935
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 4: this man.

936
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 5: It's seeping through. Yeah.

937
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: Or the boarder like to not double check and address

938
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: and be like another day a knocking down houses and

939
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: then just shows up to where he thinks, doesn't look

940
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: at the form again and just starts. I mean, what

941
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: if somebody was in there.

942
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 5: It's exactly.

943
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 4: But that's the arrogance of like I think I fucking

944
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 4: know which house?

945
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 5: No check on request, look at the print out.

946
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: No, it's crazy.

947
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 5: This feels like best case scenario for the woman. If

948
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 5: I'm being honest, if you have your house boarded up

949
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 5: for fifteen years, you're gonna get a big payout from

950
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 5: the city probably.

951
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 4: Or wherever they It sounds like what she needs the

952
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: most if you're listening to her, hug she would like

953
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 4: an apology. Yes, and it seems like this is the

954
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 4: guy who's never gonna get it like and that's what

955
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 4: is annoying me, because yeah, you can give her all

956
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 4: the money you want, but what she needs is this

957
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 4: asshole to be like, I fucked up, and men like

958
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 4: that rarely do. He's gonna go around and be like,

959
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 4: well could I bet he would demolish every other house

960
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 4: around it to be like, well what, Steve?

961
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: Sorry? I know she just wants a kind apology. Maybe

962
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,479
Speaker 1: one slow dance in the front yard would be hind

963
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: a nice treat her. Give a lady a night you

964
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: just knocked down her home.

965
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, it is I do agree that it's a

966
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: like if it's been boarded up for fifteen years.

967
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 3: You kind of can't live.

968
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 2: In that house as is anyway, so now you get

969
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 2: to start over if you want to build a new house.

970
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: Paid is cool. We had this Curry b and I

971
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: worked on a show on MTV about got twelve thirteen

972
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: years ago, and we it was a show called Mega

973
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: Drive and there's a comedian you all might know named

974
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: Johnny Pemberton who's a really funny, nice guy, and he

975
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: was the host and it was that they would drive

976
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: vehicles and fly vehicles that you've never seen on TV before,

977
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: and that he had failed as driving test five times,

978
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: so it was like the worst person to learn how

979
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: to drive anything. And MTV always wanted like big things

980
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: in the third actor, big things in the third beat.

981
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: So they were down and I think in one of

982
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 1: the Carolinas or Georgia, and they were doing a tank.

983
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: They were doing like an actual army tank and Johnny

984
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: was shooting this thing and driving over things. And our

985
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: big pitch for the third thing was we drove over

986
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: a school bus and flattened it. And it was like

987
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: a nineteen fifties or sixties Bluebird, which was like the

988
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: company name. It was a yellow school bus, and we

989
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: flattened that thing to a pancake. And when the guy

990
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: came to pick it up, he had rented it to

991
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: the show. He hadn't sold the school bus. Came to

992
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: drive his bus away and we had flattened it and

993
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 1: killed a vintage school bus. And it was one producer's fault.

994
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: It was like one guy's fault who was like, yeah,

995
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: we bought it, but we didn't. We had rented it

996
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: for the day and it's like a foot tall. It's

997
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: a foot tall. It was like it was imagine a tank,

998
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: and with TV coverage we have to keep setting up

999
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: cameras and moving around, probably a comedian driving a tank

1000
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,760
Speaker 1: over a bus, I don't know thirteen times, oh, really

1001
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: grinding it down. But we apologize when that producer got fired.

1002
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: So instant results. But we had to buy that bus.

1003
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: We had to give that guy the cash equivalent of

1004
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: that bus. But he was Actually I was in New York,

1005
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: so I wasn't on set to see it happened. But

1006
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: people were hurt. Like our team is like, we're so sorry.

1007
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: We demolished something beautiful we weren't supposed to.

1008
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, that's a royal fuck up. Yeah, somethings you

1009
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 5: cannot fix, you know what I mean?

1010
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't, Like you can't blow it back up.

1011
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: Into shadow should have tried to get into it and

1012
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: tried to drive it. He should at least give it

1013
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: the effort of laying on the ground and scooching towards

1014
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: it the horn. Let me just get Let me see

1015
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: if you can still drive it though a little jump

1016
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: just needs a jump.

1017
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 4: Honestly, if this is like the best takeaway, but it

1018
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 4: is like making me want to apologize less.

1019
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, lie more, apologize less.

1020
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 3: If that's your takeaway, I still.

1021
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 4: Feel so bad for like something we did in two

1022
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 4: thousand and five. Ye like accidentally elbowing somebody in line.

1023
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel guilty about that. Like there's people

1024
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 4: out there demolishing houses and being like, well, you know, like.

1025
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 5: Not, I gotta I got it. But that's a we

1026
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 5: grow up. Always apologize an asshole. Thanks for having me on.

1027
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: Did you either have a phase or were you around

1028
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: people usually high school or sometimes younger where people would

1029
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: punch holes and walls at parties?

1030
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I never saw that. Always a boy, always a boy.

1031
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: There was Yeah, there were. There was a few famous ones,

1032
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: but one was one friend of mine put picked his

1033
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: other brother, Kevin, picked up Mike and smashed him into

1034
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: the wall and put a body sized hole in the wall,

1035
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: and they just put a Dan Marino poster over it.

1036
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: Mom never knew. She still might not know because they're

1037
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 1: still in the same house. But there was one party

1038
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: at this girl named Laurencepalski's house where the parents weren't

1039
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: there for the weekend, and everybody's in the basement and

1040
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was our high school,

1041
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: but somebody start punched a hole in the wall and

1042
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: then that thing became Swiss cheese. And I didn't do it.

1043
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: I was never that kind of kid. And I remember

1044
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: just watching it happen around me. I'm like, this is

1045
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: how bad things happen, Like yeah, it starts with one

1046
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: little thing and then it's like, yeah, away, Okay.

1047
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 5: I had something bizarre happened similarly where somebody I had

1048
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 5: thrown a party when I was in high school. Okay, cool,

1049
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 5: I know, no one came, all right, One person came

1050
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 5: and they took all of the silverware that I had,

1051
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 5: every piece of silverware, and stabbed my front lawn with it.

1052
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 5: Why all the nimes left them out? Left them out

1053
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 5: in the front lawn, took every care funny. I think

1054
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 5: I love that fucked up and I still think about

1055
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 5: it all the time and I go, who the fuck

1056
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 5: did that?

1057
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: Wow? You know who did it?

1058
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 3: It was just doing the party.

1059
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 5: It was during the party. Somebody cleaned out the entire

1060
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 5: drawer of silverware so crazy, all of the steak knives,

1061
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 5: and went and stabbed the entire front yard. Oh my god,

1062
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 5: that's fucked. But I don't think that's good clean fun?

1063
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 5: Is it good clean fun?

1064
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: Clean?

1065
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 4: Nobody's getting hard, the grass is getting air rated.

1066
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1067
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 3: It's probably good for the grass.

1068
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, that's silly, that's fun.

1069
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: You got you have to stab the ground with a

1070
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: spoon to get it to stick. I mean that. I

1071
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: don't think I'm anger, Okay, I don't think.

1072
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 5: Nice moist.

1073
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 6: Lawn.

1074
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, you had a lawn in Arizona. Yeah that's hot, dude,

1075
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 4: that's so cool. Yeah, whenever I see grass in the desert,

1076
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, well, uh, that's weird about you.

1077
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: Somebody won Powerball. Yeah, sounds like a German holiday though

1078
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, no, just every day we all go outside,

1079
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: we stab it, we wave to each other, we clean

1080
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: them the next morning, and we go back to what

1081
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: we were doing.

1082
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: Well, can I send us home with one?

1083
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: Guys?

1084
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 2: Send us it is quaint. Tosses are not fifty to fifty.

1085
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 2: Researchers fined.

1086
00:52:59,719 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 1: Wow.

1087
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, coin tosses are not fifty to fifty. It's

1088
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: fifty one percent gonna.

1089
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: Be the side that you starts up.

1090
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 3: Can you believe?

1091
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: Yes, they tested over like five thousand flips with like

1092
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 2: forty six different people and they.

1093
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: Test That's the kind of science I like, me too.

1094
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: Makes sense to me because I want to know answer.

1095
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: One hundred percent.

1096
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, so it's uh. But the one way to

1097
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 2: make it fair is if you don't show the person

1098
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 2: what side is up before you flip. So if you

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Speaker 2: ever want to flip, don't show the person what side

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Speaker 2: is up. But if you do see it, always call

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Speaker 2: whatever is pointing up when they flip it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, And that.

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Speaker 1: Is really good life advice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was sent in by somebody. Nope, I

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Speaker 2: found it. I found it on futurism. You're just noodling around.

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Speaker 1: News, just googling what's cool what's cool? What's cool?

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Speaker 3: Coin flips aren't real?

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Speaker 1: All right? What's well?

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, we plug away. Can you plug your website, Instagrams,

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Speaker 1: your tour dates? Really the floor is yours.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we are on the road, and we'll be on

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Speaker 5: the road also in twenty twenty four and you can

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Speaker 5: find all of our tour dates on two Dikes and

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Speaker 5: a Mic dot com.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and you can find me at Rachel Safety. I'm

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Speaker 4: also going to be in Portland and Seattle in December

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Speaker 4: and San Diego as well. But you can follow us

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Speaker 4: at two Dikes and a Mic and listen to our podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's so fun and gay, so fun and gay, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Fun and gay.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thank you so much. Go check

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Speaker 1: it out. This is the last time you're ever going

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Speaker 1: to hear me say it. Two Dikes and Mike podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's a great podcast. Come back anytime.

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Speaker 6: This was a really fun time a delight.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern