1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Okay, I know this segment is 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: called dirty little Secret, and I feel like that's exclusive 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 1: a little bit because you can have a big not 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: as dirty secret, yeah, and you can still tell it. 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: You could have a dirty, medium sized secret and still 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: tell it. I would argue that all of the secrets 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: we get all right, actually big, Yeah, they're usually big, 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: dirty and not dirty littles. Yeah. But anyway, any kind 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: of secret you want to tell, you can tell it 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: Texan four one O six one. If you have something 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: you want to get off your chest, you can tell 12 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: it on the show. And of course we will keep 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: you anonymous so nobody finds out who it really is. 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: We just like here in the tea and on the 15 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: phone right now is Carol Baskin from down in Florida 16 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: calling it a secret? Wow? Is that going to be 17 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: the secret? Carol Baskin? Um, that's not my real secret? Actually, 18 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: sound like Carol Baskin? Is this really Carol Baskin? I 19 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: just gave that name as a joke real quick, off 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: top of my head. How did he know I was 21 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: gonna say, Carol Baskin? How did he get her on 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: the phone all that? What's your secret? What do you 23 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: actually want to tell us? I have come so close 24 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: to killing this at like some like friends barbecues for 25 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: a while, but I never did, so I'm like really 26 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: thankful to get this off my chest. Um. So, four 27 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: years ago, when my daughter was in fifth grade, her 28 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: teacher was really cute, and we started texting because of 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: some like volunteer thing that he can do your parents 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: to come into. And then one texting thing led to like, hey, 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: let's meet up at a bar because I was closted 32 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: him too, So I did were you sing? Were you 33 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: single at the time? Oh? Yeah, totally. I have been 34 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: divorced from my daughter's dad from like since ten years ago. Okay, 35 00:01:54,160 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: was he single? Yes, yes, he's very single, very Okay. 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: So you guys, so you started texting her fifth grade 37 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: teacher to meet up to go on dates. Yeah, and 38 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: this like even like started and ended in that same period. 39 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: But I just kept it quiet as long because but 40 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: now I'm just like, you know what, I gotta kill someone. Okay, 41 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: four years so, I got a question for you about it. 42 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: Was it a big dirty or a little dirty? Oh? 43 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: It was a medium plus ok like a decent dirty 44 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: dirty Okay, Yeah, it was the night that spring break started, 45 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: and I was going to give him a ride to 46 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: the airport. I mean, it wasn't like a sure thing, 47 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: but I was at the bars and he's a little 48 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 1: bartender at a really like kind of a swanky bar downtown. 49 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:01,839 Speaker 1: He's a teacher, yeah that yeah, he's a teacher full 50 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: time and he has a job at a really like 51 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: high end restaurant. That was a well two jobs, okay, 52 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, Saturday night, I'm out at the bars 53 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: and my daughter was talking to sleepover, so that was 54 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: all taken care of. And I'm like, oh, it's so 55 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: lonely here on the dance floor at X, Y and 56 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: Z place about you? And He's like, we'll come on 57 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: over to we're on bartending and we'll see what happens. 58 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: And so I actually like slogged all of my friends 59 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: from where we were over to his bar and we 60 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: had a great time. And I even managed to leave 61 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: there like with my friends and he was still bartending 62 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: and I got home A long story sho. I ended 63 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: up giving Hannah a ride to the airport, and we 64 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: had a little bit of extra time, so we ended 65 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: up cooking all fours off, all right, so you hooked 66 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: up with your daughter's fifth grade teacher and only one 67 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: time or multiple times? This was it? All? Right? And then, 68 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: so will you ever tell your daughter? You think she'll 69 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: have to be like so yeah, yeah, I mean I 70 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: don't mean like tomorrow, but I mean like when you 71 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: guys are older, you know, when she's you know, a 72 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: full on adult. Would you ever think you ever tell her? 73 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: I think I probably will agree, Yeah, yeah, just hold 74 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: up for a while. Yeah yeah, and what age is 75 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: your hold your daughter? Now? She's only fourteen, so there's 76 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: still I just can't I know, you got a lot 77 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 1: more time left to meet and teachers. Congratulations yea, yeah exactly. 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: Well high school, Yeah, there's like six different different subjects. 79 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so who she still time? Could be a 80 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: fun couple of years. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?