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Speaker 1: Part of being in this job is just trying to

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Speaker 1: could stay rizzed and unlock infinite drip while chasing that

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Speaker 1: gigachat energy. Wow, it's Brook and Jeffery in the morning. So,

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Speaker 1: in the spirit of not being mid here's a fun

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Speaker 1: new TikTok trend. Kids are shoving sharp objects into their

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Speaker 1: chromebook ports to set them on fire, the books.

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Speaker 2: That either their school or their parents paid for.

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Speaker 1: Laptop no cap to that.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Actually, a bunch of high schools have had to be

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Speaker 3: evacuated recently because students are now recording themselves sticking things

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Speaker 3: like pencils, paper clips, and metallic gum wrappers right into

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Speaker 3: the charging ports of their.

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Speaker 1: School issued laptops with the goal of setting them on fire.

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Speaker 2: Dude, their pranks aren't even creative anymore.

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Speaker 4: That's just dumb.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I need a little bit more effort teens. Okay,

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Speaker 2: more creativity, a little less destruction, a little more funny.

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Speaker 1: It is really out of character for teenagers to purposely

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Speaker 1: do destructive things just for clout. That's why I'm sure

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Speaker 1: They're not doing this just to have an excuse to

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Speaker 1: get out of school and not have to do any work.

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Speaker 2: Figure out how to get a cow up the stairs

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Speaker 4: You know that's funny.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think this is a joke, Brook. I

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 1: I think they're making a bold social commentary. They're taking

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Speaker 1: lithium based technologies. Yeah, it's a modern Prometheus allegory. Bringing

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Speaker 1: little fire into the world of education now is one of.

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Speaker 4: The best allegory, no cap.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And that's why I stand with Jen Alpha on

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I just shoved a bunch of thumb

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Speaker 1: tacks into the porthole of our audio board here in studio.

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Speaker 1: So we've got about seven minutes to out the shock

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Speaker 2: Time.

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Speaker 4: They gotta make us stay here anyways, but.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it for Jen Alpha. So technical director Ashton

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Speaker 1: clocks ticking, gotta make this one quick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, on this day in eighteen eighty four, the

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Speaker 4: infamous Ringling Brothers cracked their first whip, they popped their

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Speaker 4: first corn and cannonball their first human, as they launched

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Speaker 4: a spectacle known as the Greatest Show on Earth. Oh

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Speaker 4: I love that movie.

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Speaker 1: By the way, can you imagine that human cannibal guy

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Speaker 4: He was like a huge well. For over one hundred years,

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Speaker 4: they traveled from town to town with dancing animals, drunken clowns,

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Speaker 1: Oh bad.

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Speaker 4: Basically the same thing as our show, but with a

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Speaker 4: better budget. Yeah, so that's why today, in honor of

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Speaker 4: their infamous traveling circus, we're doing a special ringling or

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Speaker 4: rubbish a dish of.

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Speaker 2: Plenty.

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Speaker 4: I'm twenty say it. Yeah, you know he's got that extra.

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Speaker 4: But I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say a number

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Speaker 4: bizarre circus act that may or may not have been

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Speaker 4: featured in a traveling show. You just have to tell

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Speaker 4: me if it's a real ringling or rubbish that I

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Speaker 4: made up? All right, Okay, we'll start with the woman

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Speaker 4: who got a ringling pierced in her belly. But players

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Speaker 4: that's Alexis your possible circus freak is the man with

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Speaker 4: two mouths. He claimed he could sing harmonies with himself.

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Speaker 4: One voice came from his throat, the other from a

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Speaker 4: surgically placed whistle under his tongue. Is that a ringling

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Speaker 4: or rubbish? You need to get this for your soul?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why do you have a whistle tongue?

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Speaker 1: Well, I whistle from a different part of my body,

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Speaker 1: which I can show you to.

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Speaker 4: Your pants on it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: You know, people are born with like two of things,

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Speaker 2: like an actually something that shouldn't but this was surgery. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think it's rubbish.

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Speaker 4: That's correct. Yeah, I made that up. Brook. Give me

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Speaker 4: a number.

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Speaker 2: Let's go number nine.

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Speaker 4: Right after your possible circus freak is Prince Rondian. Okay,

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Speaker 4: he's the human Torso born without arms or legs. Rondion

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Speaker 4: could light a cigar with his lips and apply shaving

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Speaker 4: cream better than most fathers. Is that ringing or rubbish?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like one of Brook's ex boyfriends?

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Speaker 2: Honest, I mean I like that shaving cream. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say ringling.

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Speaker 4: That is correct. Yeah. I can never understand how he's

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Speaker 4: able to get the shaving cream on. That's it's impressive. Jose,

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Speaker 4: give me a number. Your possible circus freak is Miss

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Speaker 4: Fanny Flapjack, the woman born without elbows. Her arms moved

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Speaker 4: like pool noodles, and she once knocked herself out trying

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Speaker 4: to brush her hair.

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Speaker 1: Is that real?

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Speaker 4: Or is that ringling or rubbish? Her trying to swing

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Speaker 4: the arm up to her head and.

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Speaker 2: Try to comb her hair. Bro I just picture one

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Speaker 2: of those inflatables at the car locks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's where the inspiration came from.

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Speaker 1: About elbows.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's actually could be possible.

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't she just not have.

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Speaker 4: Armbows at all?

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Speaker 2: If they swung around like that's just elbow almost feel.

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Speaker 4: Like it wouldn't move at all. Yeah, you didn't have

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Speaker 4: an elbow.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was wish I didn't have elbows

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Speaker 1: so I could reach up into those toy machines and

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Speaker 1: other machines and like actually sneak one out, would be

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Speaker 1: able to reach to go down. Oh yeah, there, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with This is rubbish, correct, Jose?

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Speaker 4: Yeah you guys are you guys are sniffing me out?

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Speaker 4: All right? Jeff, give me a number fifteen your possible

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Speaker 4: circus freak is Squeaky Magee, the man with musical knees.

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Speaker 4: He claimed each knee popped in perfect pitch and could

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Speaker 4: play Yankee Doodle by squatting that ringling or rubbish? I

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Speaker 4: love this guy. Just hit his like midlife, and his

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Speaker 4: knees aren't popping, and he's like out no thout.

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Speaker 2: My knees makes sound every time I've been down since

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Speaker 2: I was a child.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, man, you almost had me with this one, Ashton.

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Speaker 1: But I know for a fact Yankee Doodle didn't come

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Speaker 1: out until the nineteen hundreds.

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Speaker 4: Oh so Yankee.

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Speaker 1: If you had given me an actual eighteen hundred song

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Speaker 1: he had popped with his knees, I would have said

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Speaker 1: it was ringling.

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Speaker 4: But this is rubbish, that's correct. I should have gone

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Speaker 4: with something by Kendall krmara. All right, So, Alexis is

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Speaker 4: we're going back to you. If you get this correct,

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Speaker 4: I am going to get shot pressure and if not,

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Speaker 4: well you're gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten shocked by the color.

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Speaker 4: I have not. I'm honestly surprised it's never been mentioned before. Okay, Alexis,

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Speaker 4: your possible circus freak is the transparent boy, a thin,

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Speaker 4: pale teenager whose skin was so fair. Guess swore they

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Speaker 4: could see his breakfast digest.

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Speaker 2: Should I think you looked in the mirror when you

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Speaker 2: made up this question today and it is rubbish.

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Speaker 4: That's correct, but it's not me. Okay. You can only

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Speaker 4: see my ribs, not my food. All right, all right,

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Speaker 4: I guess that means that I'm the loser up.

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Speaker 1: And that means Ash, you're getting shots while singing Yankee

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Speaker 1: Doodle Dandy, and we watch your food digest going down

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Speaker 1: into your Tom Tom.

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Speaker 4: Just for the record, everybody, I am to have my

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Speaker 4: shirt so they could just see this awesome sweet six

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Speaker 4: packs hr Yes you can, all right.

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Speaker 1: I just see his heart beating Yankee.

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Speaker 4: Doodle't win too time?

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Speaker 1: Could he used that second hole in his mouth to

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Speaker 1: harmonize with himself?

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Speaker 4: He should used the first hole to harmonize.

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Speaker 1: That was their shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming up in just a few

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Speaker 2: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,