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Speaker 1: It's another twenties. Hello. UM, I was looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with Barry. This is Hee. Um hi Barry. UM, lovely

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Speaker 1: day to you. Um. So my name is Duncan and

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Speaker 1: I work for investments. Um, so how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine? How can I help you? Um? Well, so,

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Speaker 1: according to our records, you have a four O one

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Speaker 1: K account with us for um the last thirteen years

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Speaker 1: and so well, I was calling to say we appreciate

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Speaker 1: your business. Yeah, thank you. That that's correct thirteen years. So. UM,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you check your balance online or not,

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Speaker 1: but um, you might notice sort of a small discrepancy

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Speaker 1: the next time you log on. So just a small one.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Um? So okay, So well

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm new here and well my bosses are still

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Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. But UM, I think i'm

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Speaker 1: accidentally um deleted your account. So what what how did

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Speaker 1: you just say you deleted my account? Um? Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think permanently. And UM, I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: I was just practicing my keystrokes and then I had

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Speaker 1: your account up and then UM like poof, it's gone

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Speaker 1: pretty clock so and um wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait you're telling me that somehow you screwed up and

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Speaker 1: you hit a button and deleted my account. Um yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much try. I was telling you, UM, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not how can you delete? I had over one

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars in that account. Oh okay, because that

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Speaker 1: was gonna win the money. Um, so it's there's my money.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know where it went. It just

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Speaker 1: didn't disappeared to the air. It's still there. Um. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing is that nobody knows where it went now.

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Speaker 1: And I was gonna ask you if you knew if

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Speaker 1: it was over one hundred dollars, and it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you did have more than one hundred dollars. The names

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Speaker 1: you damn mind, it's over one hundred dollars. I've had

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Speaker 1: this for for thirteen years. My fall one k. This

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Speaker 1: is my retirement. Oh um yeah, okay, so it was

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Speaker 1: definitely over one hundred dollars on Um no, no, it

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Speaker 1: was over one hundred thousand dollars. I'm sorry to interrupt you, sir,

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Speaker 1: but my name is Duncan and UM, I would appreciate

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Speaker 1: it if you didn't um call me other names then Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess you could call me D. What because I

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Speaker 1: have my friend my friend called one of my friends

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Speaker 1: calls me D. I don't care what your friend calls you.

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Speaker 1: I'd call you an idiot. That's what you are. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I would rather know Forrest Gump stupid is a stupid does?

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Speaker 1: All right? Okay, so let's find common ground. Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna attempt to find common ground with you, as they

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Speaker 1: told me to do in my customer service training. Um.

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Speaker 1: I also like movies. What well, you brought up the

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Speaker 1: movie Forrest Gump, which is an older movie that I

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Speaker 1: have seen, cares about Forest Stump. Oh, I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars. Um Um. I know that stressful,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes it helps to think about some of your

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Speaker 1: favorite things. So um, let's talk about Tom Hanks movies

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Speaker 1: for the no no, tell me who's working on this problem,

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Speaker 1: tell me who's kind of retiring my mother money? Oh? Um? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so um, did you know did you see Saving Private

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Speaker 1: Ryan with Tom Hiks stressful situation and he handled things? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll stop talking about Tom Hanks because I feel like

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Speaker 1: you don't want to go down that road with me,

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Speaker 1: but I will tell you that of course no money um,

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Speaker 1: um sir. Okay, So I'm sorry about that. Um, I

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Speaker 1: do have a head cold and that's why I'm having

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Speaker 1: trouble sort of staying on the topic. Um. So well,

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Speaker 1: maybe he's going to come in to work today before

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Speaker 1: we delete somebody's like saving Okay, So if we could

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Speaker 1: get here, how are you going to my family? If

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Speaker 1: we could just get back to the most important issue here, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: if we could go back to find me out where

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Speaker 1: my money is. Um, well that's actually not the important issue.

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Speaker 1: The important issue is, like, how do you feel about um,

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Speaker 1: Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks's son. I'm kidding me. Well no,

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Speaker 1: because I'm very undecided. I was gonna try to see

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Speaker 1: you like what you thought about that? Well, we try

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Speaker 1: to find some common crown talking. Okay, Well that was

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Speaker 1: actually about Colin Hanks, um, his son. So I thought

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Speaker 1: we were moving on. I don't care. You're gonna be fired,

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Speaker 1: um for talking about movies or mothers. Um. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever thought that maybe it's at your ex girlfriend Cassandra's house? Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe she took the money or what what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about Cassandra for? Well, you have an ex girlfriend

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Speaker 1: named Cassandra, right, um, and I'm wondering if maybe you

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Speaker 1: know that. Oh, that's because she asked me to do

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Speaker 1: this prank phone calling you. So I'm doing that prank

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Speaker 1: phone call for her. And then I thought maybe she's

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Speaker 1: gonna take your money or something. Oh my gosh, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Cassandra set you up. Did you think you really lost

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Speaker 1: your life savings? Okay, but um, we still haven't heard

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Speaker 1: your feelings on Tom Hicks. Oh no, no, I never

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Speaker 1: want to talk about Tomic ever. Get in my life.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Chubal phone tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five