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Speaker 1: it more. No, they're tougher, they have more, they have

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Speaker 1: have a gage. Your kids are destined? What about iland

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Speaker 1: I was like, if he can't come back and they advance,

421
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want North Carolina because without Baycock,

422
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 1: what the hell are they gonna do? And then Bacock

423
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 1: came back and was like, but it wasn't that. They

424
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 1: were still about two minutes that Baycock didn't play, and

425
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: they stepped up. I mean, what's his name? Larry Bird

426
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: looked like, oh man, man, that dude. He was terrible.

427
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: First half, he ter but no matter. He made a

428
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: couple of defensive stop when Baycock was out. I mean

429
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: when Baycock was out, he was like, all right, I

430
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 1: got the paint screwed, let's go. I got the paint.

431
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,199
Speaker 1: I will I will put do anything I can to

432
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: prevent them from scoring the paint. And he did. I'm

433
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: out muscled, I'm outside, but I'm gonna put my body

434
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: in there and I'm gonna just stand my ground and

435
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: he did it. That was so cool to see. I

436
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: need this for my research for the game tonight. I

437
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: will post on Sore Losers podcast our Twitter where you

438
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: guys can see who's gonna win the game tonight. I'm

439
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 1: not releasing it till this afternoon lunch. My question is this,

440
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: who has better home field advantage tonight New Orleans in Kansas.

441
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's gonna be Yeah, I don't

442
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: really know, okay, well, then I can cross out that category.

443
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: I mean, but by Kansas. Here's what I'm worried about.

444
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 1: Brady Mannick when he when he fighted for Oklahoma, he

445
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: used this drain three's all over Kansas, and so I

446
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't get that old Oklahoma magic. He tried, though,

447
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: you know, but but what he's gonna do it gets Kansas.

448
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. There's always someone that just doesn't miss.

449
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: And Brady Mannick was that guy when he played for Oklahoma.

450
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: He just NonStop drain o drain no draino, drain o.

451
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: So let's hope that doesn't happen tonight. And I mean

452
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: I tried to call no teeth Keith, and I tried

453
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 1: to let that then North Carolina tar Heels screw you,

454
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: but he didn't answer. The damn bone he doesn't want

455
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: to take. He is die hard tar Heels. So he

456
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: likes the forty Niners, the UH Giants, Giants Sam is

457
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: good giants. He likes the tar Heels, He likes the Longhorns. Yeah,

458
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: he went to ut and what else boys trips to

459
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: the mountains about Golden State, Golden State Warriors. He loved

460
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: Christmas one time I got tar on my heel, and

461
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 1: that's when I knew I was a tar heel for

462
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: live I the beach Kid's Scoopa step in there, he's

463
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: Scoopa in there. Yeah, he's there, Come in here, telling

464
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: to come in here. No, no, just put your headphones on.

465
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: We need you in here. Come in and you're a

466
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: little forceful. He wants to come in and how you're

467
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: like your wife? I want it tonight. Here's the thing.

468
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: You gotta be soft. Are you gonna play Scoopa's clip

469
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: coach he's called for. I'm an audio guy, not a

470
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: mind reader. We haven't shot it in two days. Would

471
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: you tell your wife, Scooba, Steve bought North Carolinaelina and

472
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: your little Calcutta. So he's made seven wasn't it wasn't

473
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: Little Calcutta. It's little because he wasn't in it exactly,

474
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't. There was a lot of money

475
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: phone in that thing. How much money do you make?

476
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: I oh, seventeen seventeen dollars, I will give school a

477
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: seventy Okay, so Scoopa spent how much money I spent? Total?

478
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: Seventy dollars? And you have how many how much I

479
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: have two teams. I have Memphis, so they're not playing.

480
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: So you don't have two teams, you have one team.

481
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: You have North Carolina. Let him talk. I'm setting it

482
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: up from the very beginning, and initially in this you

483
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: asked what do I have? I had two teams, Memphis

484
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: at thirty bucks in North Carolina forty and North Carolina

485
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 1: is in the championship. And I texted Scuba, Hey, wait

486
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: at Calcutta. That's how you do it, and he goes, thanks,

487
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: one more win. I said, no, Now, you cheer for

488
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: them to lose because you want Kansas for me? Why

489
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: would I cheer for them? I don't give a crap

490
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: about your team wins. You don't care about my emotional

491
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: who gives it? You? One? Enough days? Four more? Five? Yeah,

492
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: that's why this one win is worth five. That's five

493
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: hundred more reasons why I don't care about your team. Yeah,

494
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: I mean you should think about I mean nothing. You

495
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: don't have any allegiance in North Carolina? Do you guys

496
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: heard him talk about North Carolina this year? Because I

497
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: don't wear every single day work doesn't mean I'm not

498
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: a fan of that. He ever said, oh Man, North

499
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: Carolina struggling at the begin the year. I really hope

500
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: we get How much am I talking about sports in general?

501
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: Do you guys zero zero? Conservative sports fans? How many

502
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: pairs of Kansas boxers do you have to? Are you

503
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: wearing him? Now? Prove it? I my mom, Well the

504
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: fact you have to, that's point. I forgot my underwear today. Right,

505
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm going commando. Don't ask me in front of mortgage.

506
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: I'll show you. Look you want to build the stats.

507
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: I've been a fan of Carolina since the nineties with

508
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: Vince Carter Antoine Jamison play for the team. Even before that,

509
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: I was a fan because of Jordan's I was a

510
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: Jordan Ara type of thing. He played at niver Kill

511
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: and the coach of that team, qub former Carolina Tario.

512
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: You don't call him love Hubird. He's Qubie. Hubie is

513
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: his nickname? No, Hubi. Why can't he call him hub

514
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: as a Carolina fan, you can't call him when he

515
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: was in the NBA, his name is Hubie Hubie Davis.

516
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: Yes it was it was Hubie. People didn't say Huber.

517
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: They're like Hubie Davis. The coach a sports center, Stephen A.

518
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: Whatever his name was talk coach. Yeah, Hubie when they're

519
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: coach name Brown, Yeah, Hubie Brown, a different guy, but

520
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: they called him Hube because he'd be Brown, the old guy,

521
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: the old man. Yead you get you're not a Carolina

522
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: fans would understand why they called h Hube. So I understand.

523
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: I got you that big fan. What do you guys

524
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: know who Stephen Smith is? Stephen A? My mom goes,

525
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: did you see on TV? Steven Smith? That's what I said.

526
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I said, like you up saying that. I was like,

527
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: who's he talking about? I meant to talk about who's

528
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: the original guy that was like the way back in

529
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: the sports and our guy Stewart Scott. Stewart Scott's that

530
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: you said that the Stephen Smith just a second ago?

531
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: I did, Yes, Steven Smith, Well, no it is the

532
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: other day and I got to include the A. I

533
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: had no idea who Stephen Smith is. You can think

534
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 1: of Steve Smith, receiver for the Carolina Panthers. You didn't

535
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: see Steven Smith. Yeah, but yes, I mean I am

536
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: so like I did not want to talk to Scoob

537
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: and every like Pitts was leaving and goes, hey, good

538
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: luck to night, Scuba and I'm like, why would you

539
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: listen wish him good luck? You don't want him to

540
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: have any luck. Well, I don't have any control over

541
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: because I'm not suiting up and playing. But I'm not.

542
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm not suiting up either. But I'm not gonna call

543
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 1: anybody that likes North Carolina like, hey man, good luck

544
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: to your team tonight. No, I want your team to

545
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: suck ass tonight. I hope your sucks like a weird

546
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 1: porn we're watching tonight, is it? But you know what

547
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like you suck. You're not gonna You're not

548
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: gonna tell me good luck. Oh my god, good you

549
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: suck all fart go. That's what he wanted them to do. Right,

550
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell You're not gonna tell me good

551
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: luck because you want Kansas to suck, right am? I right?

552
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: You wanted to suck. I don't want to suck anything.

553
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: I just want them to lose the game. That's what

554
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: I say. You're not gonna tell me good luck. No,

555
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: I would never tell you good luck. Sid Why would

556
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: you tell him good luck? Pants? He's like, I mean

557
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: good luck to lose, and I'm like, no, good luck.

558
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: He wants me to win. Plus, I gave him the

559
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: reason why if I win, which I will, I've already

560
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: wanted up. But if I get past a thousand dollar threshold,

561
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: if I get past a thousand dollar threshold, and giving

562
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: this money to our nanny who's a thousand dollars short

563
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: from getting her college education so she can go out

564
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: and do and being that I'm gonna send my nanny

565
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: back to school, shut off giving your nanny a thousand

566
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: what are you giving your butler? Wow? That was the

567
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: lowest low, No, my nanny, I asked her. We asked

568
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: her other day. I was like, what do you want

569
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: to do a long term? What's your long term goal?

570
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: She's like, She's like, He's like, well, I went to

571
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: school with being an esthetician and very similar to you.

572
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: She was like, I was a couple of credit short,

573
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: and the reason why I couldn't take my final test

574
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 1: is because I was about a thousand dollars short. I

575
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: can't afford it. And my and what we paid her

576
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: when her previous job was and what we paid. She's

577
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: twenty four, so she still has a chance to get this.

578
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,479
Speaker 1: And then and then she was like seventy and and

579
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: cut and young. Yeah, twenty four years old, and you're

580
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: going to send her back to school. Yes, so that

581
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: way she can get her degree, so she can make

582
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: real money long term? Is this so against a woman's future?

583
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: What's your girlfriend too? I got? I got a question, Kim,

584
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: oh my, hey, hey, I got Schwartzenegger right here? N

585
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: I got a question. Is this is this guilty because

586
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: you're firing her? Ass? What are you talking about? Your

587
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: firing her? Not firing hr? Okay, Hey, I got hey, hey, hey, hey,

588
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: I got something. I got something, I got something. What

589
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: is happening here? What do they laughing at? Hey? When

590
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: do I hit scuba song? Hold on? Hold on? Not yet?

591
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: Now yet? No Carolina come on to raise up? Has

592
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: got a song? Guys? Got a song? When they win?

593
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: Seven fifty dollars? Here we go, Here we go, keep

594
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: going to take your shirt off? Yeah? I got what

595
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: is that for you us? If they If North Carolina wins,

596
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: keep it on the button borrow. If they lose, I'll

597
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: delete it tomorrow morning. No, no, because here's the thing

598
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: highlighted in blue. What happens? What happens tonight? We are

599
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: recording Wednesday's podcast Tomorrow tomorrow is the recording I can't

600
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: come drinking because I need to meetings and stuff and

601
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: we got stuff. I need the emotions to be raw.

602
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't. I know you don't have anything in your

603
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: life day. I can't have a day to think about

604
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: it and let it marinate and let it calm down.

605
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: I needed to be the next day win or what's

606
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: coming tonight at midnight? I would do that. I would

607
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: do it. We'll be here, We'll be here. You won't.

608
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna show tonight at midnight. We'll be here

609
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: for it. I won't even know. Here's the ras up

610
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: to work at midnight, one shining moment, over and over

611
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: and over and over again. Tonight at midnight, I'll be

612
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: watching when Clay Travis has his Fox Sports show. I

613
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: don't this is a little behind the covers, behind the

614
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: seeing how the sausage is made. But he would come

615
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: in after a super Bowl, after a major sporting event,

616
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: and he would record his next day show right after

617
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: the event. He would do it on the high right. Yeah,

618
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: he would get em and that's how that's how they

619
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: do it. So I don't know if I was supposed

620
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: to get out there, so if we may have to

621
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,479
Speaker 1: delete that you don't sign a nondisclosure, you're not part

622
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: of that team. Lunch, We'll be here at midnight. Then

623
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: sounded but I'm just saying. He says that he will

624
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: give his nanny a thousand dollars or whatever, complete education.

625
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: Can you give her the seven fifty? Now you might

626
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: as well already and we said we had to get

627
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: a thousand. Okay, anything under a thousand, huh. He sounded

628
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: like a company zeo there exactly this guy. But on

629
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Speaker 1: the real though, I've been a fan for very long.

630
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: Every year I picked for my bracket, I always picked

631
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: North Carolina all the way to the end, whether they

632
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: win or not, I've always picked it. And this time

633
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I put I played in a league with his real money.

634
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: So that's why it's a big deal for me this

635
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: time around. We're before it's been like five bucks. Ten

636
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: bucks really cares. Good luck, dude, thank you are apreciate it.

637
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: You should have gotten our bracket because Eddie's fourteen year

638
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: old kid won our bracket. And how much is that for?

639
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: Like six hundred bucks? Yeah, I'm in a thousand plus

640
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: tour bracket over here and he's fourteen basketball? Yes, that's

641
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: pretty did he pick him based on like him basically.

642
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean he didn't look. I didn't

643
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: give any numbers because usually the kids, they go by

644
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: the whole ranking thing, like, oh, number one, number one,

645
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: number one, number one, whatever. Here I said, I'm not

646
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: gonna give you the numbers. I'm just gonna give you

647
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: the names of the teams. You pick one, and he did.

648
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: He has Carolina all way to the top. No, he

649
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: had Gonzaga winning the whole thing, but there was no

650
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: one in the entire bracket picked Kansas to win. So

651
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: he's winning by twenty points. He's winning by twenty and

652
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: now no one has even if if if Kansas wins

653
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: or if North Carolina no one obviously picked Eddie don't

654
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: finish that, we'll do it on the Big Show. Wait

655
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: for the payoff that thank you coach will probably do

656
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: that tomorrow. But yes, uh, since no one has Kansas

657
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: or North Carolina in the finals, he's one of the

658
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: dang thing. That's pretty cool, unbelievable. He's only done two

659
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: in his in his lifetime. So his take aways five

660
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Yeah, what his plans with the five dollars

661
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: he gonna do? We're only gonna give a hundred's savings savings? What? Yeah, fourteen?

662
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: What's he gonna do freaking blow his five dollars like that?

663
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: But that is so I mean, that's so cool, And

664
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: so I think I need to give him cash instead

665
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: of just venmoing you do. What would be amazing is

666
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: you roll rolled up to the house and gave him

667
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: straight cash. I think I need to do that because

668
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: or or or send someone he doesn't know in a

669
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: suit and like your parents, a briefcase in undred. And

670
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea because I don't think

671
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: a kid will appreciate it as much of it's just

672
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: sent on venmore and you say, oh yeah, here's your

673
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: money in your bank account. No big deal. The cash

674
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: is what When I was a kid, when we would

675
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: do this and Keith would put the post awards on

676
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: the wall, it was all cash. And so when you

677
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: want you find it. It was awesome find peanut butter?

678
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Are you realized? But did any pettie find the peanut

679
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: butter in the dollar bill? There's some big bills in

680
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: my pants. Here's the only problem. It's because he rolled whatever,

681
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: Like we're not talking about it's gonna it's gonna be

682
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: about sixty short what because you haven't paid, your wife

683
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: hadn't paid, and your son has not paid right now,

684
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: So that's sixty dollars that you know. I'm good for that. Yeah,

685
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: it's not my wife. I know I understand that. But

686
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. But that's all I needed you for

687
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: many Thank you. Appreciate you bring me on who he's

688
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: he's having fun. I wanted to brag to you. I

689
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: wanted to brag to you about your Calcutta. How Eddie

690
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: came in Calcutta and he bought all these teams. Were like,

691
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: you're never gonna make money. Three teams for twenty five

692
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: dollars each. Eddie was in the same kind of playing

693
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: field that I was. When we were conservative with our purchases.

694
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 1: There were those who spouch losing seven eight hundred dollars

695
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: on I know I'm losing seventeen. I got an email

696
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: about a cutter for the Masters for golf, and I

697
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this might be interesting. I started reading

698
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: the rules. It was like, you have to spend you

699
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: have to spend a minimum of five hundred dollars. I

700
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: was like, what who said that? A minimum of five

701
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to play Calcutta from the Masters. No, thank you.

702
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: That's because what if you want to buy this one

703
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: player and you get it for ten bucks, that's all

704
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: you want to buy. I don't know. I think the

705
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: goal is you can buy a bunch of players for

706
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: five dollars each. I don't understand. But they were saying

707
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: five hundred dollar minimum, and I was like, you, guys, what,

708
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what world you live in? Are you

709
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: playing with the country music stars? No, this is a buddy.

710
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: This is a buddy out of Austin that emailed me.

711
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 1: And I was just like Elon Musk, No, I don't know.

712
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I don't even know what he does

713
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: for a living. No, none of that. Jeff Bezo Tiger

714
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: Woods five to one to win the Masters, I mean

715
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: give me that money. Bet with me. I'll take all

716
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: bets that want to take I'm going to win it all.

717
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: I'll give you those I'll give you, no problem. Let's go.

718
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: I'll give you sixty one to one to one. Okay, okay,

719
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: six He's not gonna make the cut. Guys, now here's

720
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: I want to give you an update on the family

721
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: Zoom right, I told you that my wife does every Sunday.

722
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: Didn't ask for an update, Well, let's a commercial yesterday

723
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: the family Zoom last week. No one asked. One hour,

724
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: No one cares. One hour thirty two minutes, one hour

725
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: thirty two minutes. Oh man, are you gonna talking about

726
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: your coaching? Now? Let's talk about their Can I get

727
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: back to my work? And I got one when a

728
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: guest it's time for guests to leave, I play take

729
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: a Bow by Rhona. I think he wants other songs.

730
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: Why do you have this song in this? I don't know.

731
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: I just thought of it. Take about Carolina? Really? Does

732
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: Kansas have a team? Has there been a rapper out

733
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: there that has taken the time to put together a topic?

734
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: It's not about North Carolina basketball, It's about North Carolina.

735
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: He's representing all North Carolina duke to an NC stage

736
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 1: and no, you're an idiot. Does he say tar Heels

737
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: in this? He does. He mentions Tar Hills in there.

738
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: He's like he's a Carolina tar Hill fan. So it

739
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: kind of goes with it. You just have to know

740
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: Pete Pablo to know there any Kansas rappers that have

741
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: done anything similar to a team that wins a lot

742
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: of championships in their time frame as a team in

743
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: the year whatever it's called. I don't know what, just

744
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: wondering if there's like, there's a song for Kansas like

745
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: that gets it's an unshining moment and it's gonna be

746
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: playing tonight the form for them. Yeah it is. It's

747
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: written for the best college but the most the winning

748
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: is college basketball program in the history of college basketball.

749
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: That is. I randomly thought of this when there was

750
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: a because Scooba Steve was talking about songs made for schools.

751
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: There was this one called this is Indiana. It's actually

752
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: pretty catchy. It came out eleven years ago. But that's Indiana. No,

753
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: it's totally random philibus. But I'm sure there's a Here's California.

754
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: But let's go text. It takes a second to hit

755
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: what is love? No, baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt

756
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: I know that one nine the Roxbury. It takes a second.

757
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to lyrics Indian who's your Daddy?

758
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: Don't really? Who's your daddy? Jay Sewell's coming up short,

759
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,479
Speaker 1: Bilbo Bagges, I know you wish you had but she ain't.

760
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: Though we just crossed you over. You must say this person, right,

761
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: Eric Doctors, I met at the bar last night, and

762
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: they should bring that rack kid like MC and Bro

763
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: gotta qub with MAQB. This just got a taper committed.

764
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Will you like, yeah, we do it? Pretty cool song?

765
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: That's really really Indiana hadn't been relevant about who's that

766
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: pretty cool artist that's saying that pretty cool song? I

767
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: don't know, but if you guys want to see it,

768
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: just search this is Indiana on YouTube and that might

769
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: have been worse than the Family Zoom update. I just

770
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: want one. I'm gonna leave, but I just want to

771
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: know of those players that Kansas has produced on the

772
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: most winning college in the history, who has been their

773
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: best player to represent them in the NBA World Chamberlain, World, Chamberlain,

774
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: thanks for the historical answer, Keep going any anyone else

775
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: besides chamber Chamberlin. Will Chamberlin bang like over a hundred

776
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: thousand girls? Huh? That's pretty cool? Actually, so who hears

777
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: about basketball? Thank you? I don't know. I don't know

778
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: any Jordan did. I mean, I'm just saying that he

779
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: was gonna be like we have Michael Jordan. He was

780
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: gonna try to go player. Now he says that, right,

781
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: he like Tamberlin said that, which I mean, how can

782
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: you keep him accountable for that? But I'm sure other

783
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: players probably are at that number two? Right. Oh yeah,

784
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: there's jersey chasers. You ever heard of those women Jersey

785
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: chase chasers, lunchboxes, Mike chasers. Yeah, sure does. But yeah,

786
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: you go to any team, any town. That's why there's

787
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: always those issues with the Kardashian families because they keep

788
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: dating NBA players. Well guess what. NBA players are synonymous

789
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: for cheating any athletes. Because you're traveling across the country

790
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: rock stars, rock stars, you women throwing in themselves at you. Eventually, Yes,

791
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: so are pilots pay for those? I know this is

792
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: a sidetrack, Steve, please finish in a second. But I

793
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: was going through a truck stop on my way to

794
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: Pigeon Forge and it said truckers, no staying the night here.

795
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: We're not a hotel, no sex, sul favors for money here.

796
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: You're going to the bathroom. You step over truck. They

797
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: did have showers too. I was like, bay, hey, I

798
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: might be a couple more minutes. I got showers out there,

799
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: they got slot machines back there too. They had tickets,

800
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: they didn't have slots. I've seen the slot machines they

801
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 1: were talking about. That's pretty sad. Why what were you finishing?

802
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: You're gonna finish your point? Remember what point? Carolina? Your point?

803
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: Mike Chaser's how many more? Will Tamberlin? Who else? I said,

804
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Paul Pierce? Uh, Danny Manning? Who's that? Danny man Danny McBride,

805
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: I'm not not the famous actor who who is relevant

806
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: for a year when he pay? Okay, shut up. So

807
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: you had Michael Jordan's great, James Worthy, okay, Vince Carter

808
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: fine fine, Vince Carter fine fine. I mean he's not

809
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: a great. He is a great. I mean he'll go

810
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: to the Hall of Fame. But he was good. But

811
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: he wasn't. I mean, please refer to him. Vinceanity, Thank you, Vinceanity.

812
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: Jerry Insanity. Jerry was fantastic. And I was a coach

813
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: of v Vanderbilt. Yeah, Harry Stackass, he was a good

814
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: NBA player. I wouldn't say fantastic, he was a great.

815
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: He was one of those players that players that played

816
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: in the nineties that kind of like shaped the NBA

817
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: where it is now. He That's what I'm saying. He

818
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: had a long career. I wouldn't put him in the

819
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: Patrick Ewing George Georgetown. So I'm out of this. No

820
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: point Eddie s he's googling Wallace Google that. Well, I'm

821
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: looking as I gotta know, and I gotta put it

822
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: up again. Was pretty good, Greg Oaster tag Yeah, okay, great, yeah, yeah, yeah.

823
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: I mean Gregg was terrible in him. I mean he

824
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 1: stayed around for a long r. J. Davis, Kenny Smith Smith,

825
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: I like him. That's a great Raymond Felton, Stop, it's

826
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: not great. He played in the NBA. Tyler Handsbrow was

827
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 1: great in college basketball, but not so great. And uh god,

828
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: Psycho t I hated that guy. Okay, you guys want

829
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,959
Speaker 1: to hear about my coaching? All right, thank you, Scuba welcome.

830
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about youth sports? You want?

831
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: You want to hear about our coaching debut? Scooper, you

832
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: want to coaching debut? Well, I saw Eddie's kids. Hilarious.

833
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: Here's the funniest This is so funny. I wanted you

834
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: tell the story, and I gotta tell you how funny

835
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: this is. I mean, it is hilarious. This is hilarious,

836
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: so it sounds funny. It's freaking gray. So our three

837
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: year olds are soccer, right, and we're playing at the

838
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: same field, same league or whatever. And Eddie texts me, yeah,

839
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: same sex, Yeah, both boys. Boys. Eddie text me a

840
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 1: picture and it's his son standing next to the sign

841
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: that says field three, and he goes, he's ready, He's ready?

842
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: Is your son ready? And I'm like, huh, Eddie must

843
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: know we're playing on field three al right, because hold on.

844
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: So then I get a text like thirty seconds later,

845
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: and it's a picture of the same sign I just

846
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: took up that says we're here, and I'm like, looking around,

847
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have no idea where Eddie is. I

848
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: picked my head up, I look at the sign and

849
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: there he is, his whole family with a stroller around

850
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: sign three. Look in the opposite direction of my head.

851
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: Dumbass right behind you, literally three ft from me. It

852
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: all started when a dumbass net another dumbass, and they

853
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: net another dumbass, and they became the dumbass tree at

854
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: the end. Dumbass, I'm right here. He turns around. Oh,

855
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: there you are. So I watched Eddie's kids game a

856
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: little bit, and there's one point the ball goes out

857
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: of bounds right onto another field, right, So hold on,

858
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: let me give you the visual. It's a big field

859
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: with about five soccer kind of thinking that it looked

860
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: like yes, with parents and kids everywhere. The ball goes

861
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: out of bounds, rolls into the middle of the other field,

862
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: and we're talking probably twelve year old girls that are

863
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: playing on this field. Eddie's team and there's the team

864
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: he's playing. They just continue the game out into the

865
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: middle of that field. They just kept going, and so

866
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: parents are running out onto the and parents could not

867
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: stop it. They were just going like a school of fish.

868
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: It's like a tornado going around the entire field following

869
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: that soccer ball. So I'm thinking, man, we have not

870
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: much to live up to if they can. If they

871
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: do that, it's not going to be that bad. By

872
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: the way, so did your kid get any I know

873
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: he missed one, he went wide on one shot. But

874
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 1: other than that, coach, he really doesn't know what he's doing.

875
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: I didn't go back to the drawing board coach him

876
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: a little bit on how to dribble the ball towards

877
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: the right goal, because they don't know about direction or

878
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: where to take the ball. They just know to kick it.

879
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: So it's my turn to coach my debut. I get

880
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: my team together, like all right, and it's five on

881
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 1: five lunch but basil starting they hold on before before

882
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: we talk about your game. Lunch boxes there and parents

883
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: are showing up, right. It's so funny to see this

884
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: dude in the coaching element. He sees parents walk up

885
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: there he is, and the dad's like, oh, yeah, you're

886
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 1: the coach, right, I'm miss Molly. And there's other mom

887
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: like hugging the mom. Alright, yeah, get in here. Let

888
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: me hug those dig oh baby, And no, we don't

889
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: hug like we're good. We're good. Big game today, Come on,

890
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: let's go. So we go out of the field. We're

891
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: probably just kicking it in the goal, you know, and

892
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: then we're gonna go this way. See that go over there.

893
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to kick the ball in that goal.

894
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: And if they're gonna come this way with the ball,

895
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: so we gotta try to steal it from we gotta

896
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: block this goal. Can't let him score. Awesome, everybody's got it.

897
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,959
Speaker 1: The rests like are you ready? I'm like, yeah, another

898
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: coach is like, yeah, we're ready. So you're supposed to

899
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: have five on five on the field. She blows the whistle.

900
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: We have five players on the field. That is the

901
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: absolute last time we had five players on the field

902
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: for the rest of the game. Because one girl, I'm

903
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 1: gonna go get a snack, okay, cool. Hey Malcolm, Malcolm,

904
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: who I thought was gonna be one of my ringers,

905
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: you want to come out now, I'm good. I didn't

906
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: want to fight, just didn't did not touch the field, Malcolm.

907
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: Malcolm did not come on the field the whole game.

908
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: Malcolm was supposed to be Yeah. So then one another

909
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: girl didn't touch the field, just sat over there on

910
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: the blanket the whole game. Okay, cool Cool. Then uh, Elijah,

911
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: the one that was throwing the ball at my back

912
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: the entire practice, he discovered what the net felt like

913
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: and decided to just turn around and run his face

914
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: into the net over and over again. He liked to

915
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: see himself bounce off the goal, and that's what he

916
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: did the entire time. So we're down to two or

917
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: three players at a time, and I'm just like, I

918
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do. My son's asset, screw it,

919
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm playing. No had some trouble, but they're good defenders,

920
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: quick as scat. No. My son was out there and

921
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: about halfway through the first half, he realized we weren't

922
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: playing with his ball, and he became upset that it

923
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: wasn't his ball, and so he went to the sideline

924
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: to cry. And I'm like, I don't know what to do.

925
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: I've literally had two players on the field against their five.

926
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: So I grabbed my two year old and put him

927
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: in the game. I I needed bodies, guys. I was

928
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: just running back and I grabbed him and I said,

929
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: get out here, and I threw him out there. Can

930
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: he even walk? You know, he can barely walk, and

931
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: these kids are bigger than him. But I was like,

932
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: I don't care. You can get in the way at

933
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: some point. Let's put it this way. We never stole

934
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 1: the ball from the other team. Hey, somebody or the ref. Sorry,

935
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: that kid is not eligible to play. Yes he is,

936
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: he's good. He's late. Add on his middle school or

937
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: good kid. Good kids jack the roster. The only time,

938
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: the only time we stopped them from scoring, as if

939
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: they missed the goal. That's the only time. So what

940
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: was the score. It was as kicking. We didn't. Hey,

941
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: we scored no goals in the first half. No goals.

942
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: That's got luckily. But I will say I will say Amanda,

943
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 1: who was the one that wanted to play freeze tag

944
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: the whole time at practice. She was a baller. She

945
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: was She got the scoring started, she scored our first goal. Yes,

946
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: she was late in the second half. Yeah. And was

947
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: this on a Saturday Saturday morning? Not to get off topic,

948
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: I know this soccer action is really high energy, but

949
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: curious parents. They're knocking back some bloody Mary's. Well they

950
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: do have yetis? They do have yetis? But I don't.

951
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But it was a sorry it

952
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: was crazy, coach to answer your question, we can't confirm

953
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: nor tonight. Yeah, As as the coach, I didn't have

954
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: time to worry about that. I was just like, get

955
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: your damn kids on the field. And they couldn't get

956
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: their kids on the field. Like that's the thing, Like

957
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: parents need to take charge of their kids. What was

958
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 1: its social hour? They're chatting it up, hanging out. Oh

959
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: my gosh, Sally, haven't seen you in forever? Are you

960
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: still have thinging? My guy damn. But you know what,

961
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: it's just every now and then. Now. Yeah, but Mark

962
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: didn't know about it, so eventually we're trying to stay

963
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: together till the kids get graduated. Oh my gosh. By

964
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: the way, Cindy, you're a divorce right, yes, And there's

965
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: Charles right there. I'm my gosh, it's so awkward when

966
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: we have these games. Sarah, did you get job good?

967
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Dr Jeremy, No, he's so expensive. I went down to

968
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: Mexico got to discount. I mean, that's what's happening on

969
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: the sidelines while lunch here is trying to bust his

970
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: ass trying to coach these games. And Wilbur though, I'll

971
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: tell you what will Billbury, He's been there. He was great.

972
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: He stayed on the field the whole time. He was

973
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: into it, except for we were the blue team and

974
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,959
Speaker 1: they were the white team, and hit going I'm gonna

975
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: be white and he kept trying to turn this Jersey

976
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: was killing it and I was like, no, no, no, no,

977
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: you're the blue team. You're the blue team. Get back

978
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: on defense, get back on defense. And I told my kid.

979
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: Finally came back in the game, I was like, hey,

980
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: go steal the ball. And he was like, I don't

981
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: want to steal it. That's not nice. Just that's the problem.

982
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: And that's what one mom talked to me after the game.

983
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 1: She's like, it's so hard because confused. Their whole life.

984
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: You've been telling him share share for the first three

985
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: years of so their entire life. You're teaching them share, share,

986
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 1: share when they were in the and then you're you're

987
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: telling them, go steal it, go steal it, and it

988
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: won't get in trouble very easy. It's in a very

989
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: easy conversation. You say, look, when it comes to sports

990
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: and balls, steal it. Everything else share. My three year

991
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: old was on the sideline cry and my wife was

992
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: breastfeeding my my six month old and my two months old.

993
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: My two year old was crying, and one of the

994
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: dad's went up to my son was like, hey, what's

995
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: wrong man? He goes, that guy pushed me, and he goes, hey, man,

996
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: I know, I know you're not allowed to push, and

997
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: allowed to push. He goes, but a little elbow. Never

998
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: heard anybody you said that. The dad told my son that,

999
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: he's like, you give a little elbow. It's no big deals.

1000
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: Are not teaching him how to flop. Well, that's a

1001
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: better coach than you, and there's no teaching on the flop.

1002
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get him on the field. It's easy

1003
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: tell him, hey, flop like a fish. We probably we

1004
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: probably lost thirty three. Hey, so you always come on

1005
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: Monday and stay coaches that need to be fired? Would

1006
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: you fire yourself? No? That is fantastic. No, I was.

1007
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: I was out there. What I'm trying, I'm doing, big show,

1008
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: working right, I'm counting. So he's working, he's working. Can

1009
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: I leave now and go back to it? Yeah, you

1010
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 1: can do whatever we played, that's not in the script. Guys.

1011
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. You can. We see radio on

1012
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram. I'll see you guys. Let him Thanks,

1013
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: happening the big big game tonight. By the way, Hey

1014
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: rock chock tar he'll yeah, not that but tar heel though. Yeah, Mark,

1015
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: you see guys. Coach, coach, coach? Would you fire yourself?

1016
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: Why not? No? I wouldn't. Yes. Margaret and Cassandra they

1017
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: were like BFFs and if one went off the field,

1018
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: the other one went off the field. So they played

1019
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: together and so like if one wanted a snack, another

1020
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: one wanted a snack if did you bring snacks? No,

1021
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I wasn't trying to distract him. No,

1022
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, what responsibilities you have as a coach.

1023
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: You're bringing him water? Kids? Yeah, I brought up my

1024
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: I brought my kids, and I brought a game plan.

1025
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: And did you have an actual dryer race board? Yes?

1026
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: You did not need And I didn't see that. It's

1027
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 1: in the back man on the bottom of the stroller.

1028
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: And what do you tell him? I'm trying I draw

1029
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: where they're supposed to because I figured kids like art,

1030
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: so I figured it's better to show them, like here,

1031
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,439
Speaker 1: we can draw on this board and you can be here.

1032
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: You'll be here, you be here. And a couple of

1033
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: times they would run back and try to stand in

1034
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: front of the goal and I was like, guys, there's

1035
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: no goldies. You can't do that, and they just did

1036
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: not understand. Okay, what's the game plan for next week?

1037
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: Wait a second, who drew a penis and permanent marker? Malcolm? No, Malcolm, No, Malcolm.

1038
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: Malcolm held onto his dad's leg the entire time, So

1039
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: what's the game plan for next week? I don't know

1040
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: what are your changes? I got to keep Sally and

1041
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: Cassandra together their friends so they will rotate together. Um,

1042
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've got do you know all their names? Yeah? Okay,

1043
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: so that shouldn't be a problem. Coach doesn't know anyone's name,

1044
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: so he just grabs their jersey. You over here. Here's

1045
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 1: the problem. It started out bad when Saturday morning I

1046
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: wake up to a text from one of the moms says, hey,

1047
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: our daughter decided she wanted to go watch her brother

1048
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,439
Speaker 1: play football, so we're not going to make the game.

1049
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: Really that that's how we're gonna do this? Is that

1050
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: what you texted her back? Really? I said, you stupid.

1051
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't think your daughter decided that.

1052
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: I think you decided that, yeah, her daughters three. I

1053
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: don't think that she is saying, hey mom, I want

1054
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: to skip my game and go with you to watch brother.

1055
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: Put her on the phone. I think you decided that

1056
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: you wanted to take your daughter to watch your son,

1057
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: and you didn't think your daughters to tell her all that. No,

1058
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,879
Speaker 1: it's a long text, yeah, coach. No, I just thought, okay, fine,

1059
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: we're down to person. That's fine. Okay, here we go

1060
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: and we show up and I thought we had it

1061
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,479
Speaker 1: and it was just it was bad. But that's cool.

1062
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: You had both your kids playing. It wasn't supposed to

1063
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: My two year old is not supposed to play. I mean,

1064
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: how many kids ran into each other and Sara crying?

1065
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: We had about three of those. Here's the problem only

1066
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: on their team because I didn't have enough players on

1067
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: the field to run into each other any serious injuries.

1068
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? Kids are just like rubber. It's amazing

1069
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: the different personality of kids. There are some where all

1070
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: they do is just get a fall down maybe I

1071
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: mean maybe scratch their knee, and they cry for the

1072
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: entire game. Then you have others that fall down ten

1073
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: times and not one cry. Is it AstroTurf for natural grass?

1074
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: More like sticks and rocks in a little bit of grass? Coach,

1075
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: what are you in a poor area? Yeah? I mean

1076
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 1: I thought it was all astro turf. I dried by

1077
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: those all the time. It's outdoors, coach, Odo would look,

1078
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: here's the thing, it's outdoors. But really, I think we

1079
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: should kind of tell them go. When you have your

1080
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: coach meeting, you should have boards around so we don't

1081
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: have those kids following the ball over the field like

1082
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: they did, because how much time did you guys waste

1083
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: on balls going out of bounds? Not very much because okay,

1084
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: again you only have two players. Yeah, we only have

1085
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: two players. On our game, the ball went out of

1086
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: bounce every second. My my wife did get a little

1087
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: frustrated with the opposing fans because at one point, come here,

1088
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: you little Cassandra like Mexico, she picked up the ball

1089
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: with her hands and their parents she can't do that.

1090
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: It's a handball. She can't touch you with her hands.

1091
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: And my wife was like, there three relaxed like she was.

1092
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: Your wife said that that's awesome. Yes did she say

1093
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: it vocally? Yes? Okay, so what happened? And they were like,

1094
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: that's breaking the rules because the refs not like they

1095
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: were trying to get the ref's attention. My wife goes,

1096
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: they're three, and and then and then they just kept

1097
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: yelling I think your wife has more swagger as a

1098
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: coach than you. Of course, maybe y'll should switch your breastfeed.

1099
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: You carry the coffee your breastfeed. So after the game,

1100
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: my wife's quote, my wife's quoat was I had very

1101
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: low expectations about what was going to happen. Today, and

1102
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: this was by far worse than I thought. Hey, good job, man,

1103
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: I had low expectations of you as a coach, and

1104
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: this was worse. What I saw with my own eyes

1105
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: was worse. Yeah, that's not how coach K started. Yeah, coach,

1106
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah it was bad. Yes, Oh god. I went home

1107
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: and I was just like, man, I don't know what's wrong.

1108
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. But I did get

1109
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: I did get a text from one mom said, Hey,

1110
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: what time is practice this week? And I replied, there

1111
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: are no more practices, guys, We're done with practice. Practice

1112
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: is over. Like we're just gonna show up at game

1113
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 1: time and we're gonna hope we get better. We're gonna

1114
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: have fun. Yes. And and here's the thing. After the game,

1115
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: we were sitting there around and we were like, did

1116
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: we come up with a team name? And one mom

1117
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: came up with the perfect team name for my team,

1118
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: team snacks, because half of them all they want to

1119
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: do with snacks. They left the game to eat snacks.

1120
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: What's your mask on peanut butter sandwich? No, I was

1121
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: more like a string cheese or crackers or I mean,

1122
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. God had bars. It's great. I mean,

1123
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: one kid came out there with a bar in his hand.

1124
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, kid, you gotta put that. You can't be

1125
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: eating while you play. Man. I think I screwed up.

1126
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: We have to. We had two baseball games on Saturday

1127
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: after the soccer games, and my wife had signed up

1128
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: for the snacks, and I'm stressing because she's like, oh

1129
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: my gosh, I completely forgot. When you go to the

1130
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: store and get the snacks, no problem. I got sugar

1131
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: cookies and I got kool Aid pouches. Guys, that's all sugar.

1132
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: I pull up to the game, it's the end of

1133
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: the game, and I got all this stuff all right here,

1134
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: you go, get your kool Aid, get your cookies. And

1135
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: all the parents are like, oh god, so much shi

1136
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I saw the look on all their faces, like, uh,

1137
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: that's how I grew up. I grew up with sugar,

1138
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: right right, That's how I grew up too. I didn't

1139
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: even know there was such thing as car you know,

1140
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: like key too and stuff until I was like after college. Dude,

1141
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 1: my my parents, we never dealt with that stuff. So

1142
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: now if they're are kids that are dealing with that,

1143
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: oh he's we're trying to keep him low on the

1144
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: cow caloric intake. That would be crazy, because then you're

1145
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: gonna do with that your whole life. I thank god

1146
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: I didn't have to deal with it. Tell its twenty.

1147
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what existed because I was trying

1148
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: to give him two cookies and the and just just once. Fine, fine,

1149
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: usually just does bananas and peanut butter, yeah and hums.

1150
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: My wife was like, oh, we gotta go to the

1151
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: store and get snacks. I was like, okay, yeah, never

1152
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: And we didn't get it, thank god, because it was

1153
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: just too much, too much. Already had their snacks because

1154
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: they aren't. They had plenty of snacks there. They didn't

1155
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: need us to bring snacks. And it was just yes.

1156
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: And after the game, like there was no tunnel or

1157
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: anything because we only had three people in the field.

1158
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: We didn't even shake hands with the other team. We

1159
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: just went our own what you call the tunnel of

1160
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 1: the good game. No, no, no, when you're your parents

1161
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: to the tunnel, right, But we didn't even do that.

1162
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: It was it was a week one, an absolute disaster.

1163
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: Job coach, good job, coach, keep it up. Than you

1164
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 1: are you wearing? You weren't wearing your coach shirt out there.

1165
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: I didn't wear it wear I wanted to see how

1166
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: we were first, because I didn't know if I want

1167
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: to associate the podcast with something that bad. And after

1168
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: the first game, I realized we're pretty bad. Pretty bad.

1169
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: But um, I want you guys to type this in.

1170
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: Go to Google and type in women's basketball bracket and

1171
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: tell me what you see. It's interesting. I'm a computer

1172
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: right here. Women's google google women's basketball bracket brackets, women's

1173
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:54,919
Speaker 1: basketball bracket, and tell me what happened. Oh, firework, isn't

1174
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: that cool? That's really cool? Ray and guys, I've just

1175
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: found out this weekend. Apparently women He's not there yet.

1176
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: I just watched the firewall. I'm not interrupting like you.

1177
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: Boomer hit. Apparently it's women's basketball is bigger than when

1178
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: we were kids. Because I wake up. I believe it

1179
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: was Saturday or Sunday, maybe a day off. Boomer goes, oh,

1180
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: did you see the Cardinals score? The Cardinals lost, and

1181
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: I was like, what spring training baseball? Who cares? And

1182
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: Boomer goes, no, women's basketball, Stanford the Cardinal And I'm like,

1183
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 1: you're following women's basketball. He's like, yeah, that's awesome. So guys,

1184
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: there's a turning, a changing of the guards. I love that.

1185
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: It was time equality for all when of women are

1186
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: college athletes. But nobody saw that and saw that, and

1187
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: they still haven't seen it because the commercial doesn't show it. Guys,

1188
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: when we were growing up, Cardinals meant St. Louis. Nowadays

1189
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: it means the Stanford Cardinal women's basketball team, coach, and

1190
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: I think it's just the Cardinal. There's no boomer is

1191
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: gonna mess that up. South Carolina one, it all South

1192
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: Carolina beat yukon last night? Are you not gonna play

1193
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: a clip? No? I couldn't find it from the Big Show,

1194
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: right that was when you hit the button? What do

1195
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: you got a nothing? Man? You guys keep interrupting. I'm done.

1196
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: I mean when I get home? Is I mean? I

1197
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: can't get a word in you and me both? Coach?

1198
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, got four kids, wife, would you like to say?

1199
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: You know what? It's just gonna be a part of

1200
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:25,439
Speaker 1: my life. Man, can't get a word in. It's weird

1201
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: because I tried to tell a story and you interrupt

1202
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: every two seconds. But but when it happens to you,

1203
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: you pound like a little kid. Oh coach. I read

1204
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: the same tweet, coach come on, now, are you gonna

1205
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: tell us your story or not? Now? I was just

1206
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: gonna say play the clip. I mean that was the

1207
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: real reason. Really, are you really gonna get that? Damn mad?

1208
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: And can I ask you something? Oh? There it is,

1209
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: Come on, Arnold, it is not unfinished business anything. South

1210
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: Carolina's captured. It's second national championship. That guy's gonna have

1211
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: an aneurysm. I mean, that's fake noise. It There weren't

1212
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: that many people because they did that in COVID, so

1213
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure they have those same sound sound effects. I

1214
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: honestly have no idea, and I I don't know if

1215
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: they play in smaller arena so it sounds louder, or

1216
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: if they do play in big ones there's that uh

1217
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: edit that out ray. I don't know. But one thing

1218
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: I did see this weekend that was I thought was

1219
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: really so stupid Debbie does that is they had a

1220
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: camera followed Coach K's wife her seat all the way

1221
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: across the arena where she was gonna wait for Coach

1222
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: K as he walked off the floor about where they were,

1223
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, why the funk our students like,

1224
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: who gives a damn? Why are you high fiving Coach

1225
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: K's wife like she's some badass? And also, I guys,

1226
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: they the camera they hold onto K. It's not just

1227
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: your average camera. They need to rename it to like

1228
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: freaking coach k Penis cam because it's always right there.

1229
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: And I'm like eyes, you don't need to track him

1230
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: walking into the arena into the locker room. We get it.

1231
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: That's what coaches do. They walked to the locker room. No,

1232
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: but what lunch as Saint is so right? Like why

1233
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: his wife? Why are we high fiving his wife? That's

1234
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: like if Ray you were walking to the tunnel and

1235
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: it was on Bay the whole time. Example, it's like

1236
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 1: Eric Musselman, if like Arkansas, he's walking out of the

1237
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: arena and everybody's high fiving his wife. Why all she

1238
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: did was marry him. That's that's like if I showed

1239
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: up somewhere and they put the camera on my wife.

1240
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: Only Like why does his wife get a special camera

1241
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: to watch her walk? And why do the students want

1242
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: to high five his wife? What's his wife's name? Coach?

1243
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: Probably exactly, no idea. Nobody knows what her name is

1244
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: because she's not important. That's fine. I'm she's a nice lady.

1245
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: But the high five to get out to get that kid? Like,

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01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Man? Like, I understand your brainwashed

1247
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: over there at Duke that You've gotta love, coach. They're

1248
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: brainwashing every university. And listen, congratulations, coach k what a career.

1249
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: Now you can take your unhappy ass, lying ass out

1250
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: of here and we don't have to see you ever again.

1251
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: Oh God, he lies. Oh I didn't do that. And

1252
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: then video, Oh well, actually I did say that the

1253
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: bill self ever lie. No, never, never. I've never been

1254
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: caught in a lie, guys. And I just put up

1255
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: a tweet supposed players. Yeah, i'd us. We didn't do that.

1256
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: If you go to Sore Losers show on Twitter, I

1257
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: just put a tweet up there it says need thirty

1258
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: retweets to run the algorithm numbers for the championship game

1259
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: tonight up to you, guys. It takes around an hour

1260
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: and a half of my time to calculate. Don't worry

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01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: about it, coached. Well, it's hitting. It's two and o

1262
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: right now. So if it just keeps along these paths,

1263
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you just pick the winner. Do

1264
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: you tell us the spread? Yeah, like you said, No,

1265
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: it's not for gambling reasons. It's strictly to determine the winner,

1266
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: winner of the game. So, ray, did you in bege

1267
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 1: gamble at all? March Madness? Uh? Maybe the now, we didn't.

1268
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 1: We haven't gambled in two months. That's probably why Kansas

1269
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: has gone so far. Yeah, we took a little break

1270
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,919
Speaker 1: because you haven't been on it. Took a little break. Guys.

1271
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: When you get in the reds, that's when it's time

1272
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 1: to take a break. Yeah, before we go, I hope

1273
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: you all doing well. My birthday is April three, and

1274
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 1: I would love a birthday shout out. Been listening since

1275
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: day one and I will hang up and listen. Hunter Spruce,

1276
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Hunter, Happy birthday, Hunter. And then also Brady

1277
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: B Hands be Hands, Happy birthday, my man, that's your

1278
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 1: crony hands. Never heard of him? You don't know being Nope,

1279
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 1: you wouldn't. You weren't at the bat party. H My

1280
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: high five he comes down the tunnel. Yeah, if he

1281
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: comes down the tunnim high five his wife absolutely, high

1282
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,479
Speaker 1: five his wife, but not him. Why did be Hands

1283
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 1: not come to Vegas? He lives in Vegas. No, no, no,

1284
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: that was a reason why he couldn't know. The reason

1285
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: is he was actually he's been contracted out to work

1286
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: in somewhere, Coach, you don't gotta put his business all

1287
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: over man. Him and his wife. He was working on

1288
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 1: a project in another state. Oh god, he was working

1289
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 1: on a project in another state, they said, and having

1290
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: money issues. Right, he was gonna come back for sore

1291
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: losers weekend, but his whole family got COVID there seeking counseling.

1292
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 1: His whole family got COVID. And he felt guilty if

1293
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: he took a weekend and come and he would not

1294
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: see his family because he could only come two weekends

1295
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: out of every month, and paycheck mounts only comes two weekends.

1296
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 1: That's sad. Okay, all right, he's at the grocery store.

1297
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: The car was declined, right, you have food stamps run

1298
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: out eventually, Sorry, be hands to put all that out there. Man.

1299
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 1: Actually his car got repod He couldn't drive down the strip. Yeah,

1300
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 1: PIXELI gotta taking the tram. We took. But alright, guys

1301
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: and joined the night. Let's let's go, let's go, cass,

1302
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: come hold on because the game starts like at eight thirty.

1303
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna be able to watch.

1304
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: I just fine with me. I don't give a damn

1305
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 1: if you watch, I'll be watching it. No, I'll sleep

1306
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: through it. But we are definitely recording the pod tomorrow.

1307
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: Cannot wait. I woke up the next morning and found

1308
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: out Trump was our president. I woke up found out

1309
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: the Patriots won the Super Bowl. I woke up found

1310
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 1: Lebron won the NBA Championship. I wake up to a

1311
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: lot of things. I'm telling you. You on even gotta

1312
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: watch the games. It is some sort of high when

1313
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,600
Speaker 1: you wake up in the morning and that's when you

1314
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,719
Speaker 1: first learned who won a championship. Maybe try it, guys,

1315
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 1: let me know, man, I hold as a game for

1316
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: the ages. I hope this the best game and he's

1317
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: ever seen on Saturday. You have to go back to

1318
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:51,200
Speaker 1: Saturday for that one. Good gosh, it's a great game.

1319
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's really this history coach. Yeah, I think

1320
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: I think I caught caught up in the moment. It

1321
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: was a great game for the tournament. Yea. It was

1322
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 1: the best game that we saw all tournament on and

1323
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: whoever sent up that st Peter's shirt for booming. Thank you.

1324
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, Hana, Hana, hold on, hold on? Who sent it?

1325
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:12,679
Speaker 1: We got an email? What shirt? Stephanie Allen said, Let's see.

1326
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 1: She said, Hey, Lunchbox, big fan here since day one,

1327
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: just writing you to let you know. I was the

1328
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 1: one that sent the St. Peter's shirt. But it looks

1329
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 1: like Sisson might have swiped it and given it to Boomer.

1330
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: No worries, It's all good. We love Muffy and Boomer too.

1331
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking about your birth after listening to the podcast.

1332
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: You said you were breaching coming out shoulder first. Doctor

1333
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: had to turn you to do that. Uh. And please

1334
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: update us on how the meeting went with the next

1335
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: store Losers convention, love the pod, keep up the good work,

1336
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: Sloppy Joe. And there's a picture of Boomer in the

1337
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 1: shirt at an on an amusement park ride. Wait, so

1338
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 1: you gave Boomer the shirt? Yes. Boomer loved war at

1339
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 1: the entire weekend and actually multiple people said, oh St.

1340
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 1: Peter's go St. Peter's one. Dude, look like you might

1341
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,880
Speaker 1: have been on the team. If Sissan would have been

1342
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: on top of his game, I would have asked it.

1343
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,759
Speaker 1: But with the roller coasters, you have like five seconds

1344
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,640
Speaker 1: or people start yelling at you. But yes, he got

1345
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: multiple comments. Where'd you go to Dollywood? Yeah? That's fun,

1346
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. No waits Disney World about an hour wait,

1347
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 1: Hollywood zero minutes some of the rides instead of a

1348
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: zero minute wait. They even said they just said open.

1349
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 1: You just walked right up one log ride we went around.

1350
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 1: Lady goes want to go again. We're like, yeah, let's go.

1351
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,400
Speaker 1: No lines in Dollywood. I got a question, do you

1352
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: think Toddler's can run those rides? Uh? They were little

1353
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: kids running them. Know I'm saying, can my three year

1354
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: old ride some of those rides? Or no? I've never

1355
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: been in Dollywood some of them? Some of them it

1356
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: says three feet. It seemed like was all, well, oh man, guys,

1357
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. Are you guys are gonna wish me

1358
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:46,639
Speaker 1: luck tonight? Or what dud? Good luck? Are you cheering

1359
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,720
Speaker 1: for Kansas? Um? I think Kansas will win, but I

1360
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: think it'd be cool in North Carolina? Did I'm not?

1361
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 1: There's nothing cool about North Carolina winning nothing, not a

1362
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: damn thing. Hell yeah, dude, they were not even like

1363
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 1: predicted to be in the know. They were. I'll run

1364
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: the numbers, guys. Let the robot the numbers figure it.

1365
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 1: It don't be subjective. The beauty of a robot is

1366
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: it's objective. And we will post the winner before the game.

1367
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: Sore losers show and sorry that it's been such a

1368
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: podcast have been so boring? Podcasts have been so Oh

1369
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to that man, coach, what did you say?

1370
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: You gotta listen talking about the lumber mill and how

1371
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: you got blown by his brother. Get the sawdust off

1372
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: of yourselves. You gotta use the thing that's like a

1373
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 1: water gun, you know when you do those uh what

1374
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 1: do they call pressure washers? But in the business of

1375
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: the lumber mill there they just shoot out air. So

1376
01:12:40,479 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 1: they're these big old boys. We don't need to relive it.

1377
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,639
Speaker 1: We've already talked about it. You can go listen to it. Ray,

1378
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 1: You've gotten three retweets so far. Let's go home, Let's

1379
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 1: go Kansas, Please win the national title. How devastated am

1380
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 1: I gonna be tomorrow if they don't win, You'll be fine.

1381
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 1: I'll be all right. I already know they don't win

1382
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 1: the three point category and they don't win the point

1383
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: guard category, so there's two demerits. What are they gonna do.

1384
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: They win the coaching category, that's not one of them.

1385
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: Coach k sorry about that. He and they win that.

1386
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 1: They win the depth category. That's the thing about North

1387
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 1: Carolina the second half. They didn't make their first sub

1388
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: until five minutes left. They got no one. They have

1389
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: no bench. So let's run, run, run, boys, run run, run.

1390
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: Make him tired, make him tired. What's going for him

1391
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: is the injuries. Baycock not looking good. My buddy said

1392
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: he won't play tonight. You heard it here first guys here,

1393
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: David Hubie, David Hubie Davis said he would play. Well,

1394
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,680
Speaker 1: my friend works at Vanderbilt. Well, your friend is not

1395
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:38,160
Speaker 1: the coach North Carolina. All right, this was a long

1396
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: one one, Yes it was. Come on, Oh you're ready, yeah,

1397
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: buzzet man, and your national champion is the cass Jacks.

1398
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 1: Come on, hurts my ear. I'm so pumped. His wife

1399
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 1: is going to divorce him tonight. Oh man, I'm gonna

1400
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 1: blake the kids up if they win you tonight. I'm

1401
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: going over Danny's baby box three. He's got his Jayhawk

1402
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: onesie he'll be wearing. Come on, now, take a picture.

1403
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 1: I will put it on the Insta. Let's go any

1404
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,599
Speaker 1: more content over there because Eddie doesn't do the videos

1405
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: that he promised. Chris, Oh, that's true.